#it's probably bc of my dear father's genetics

[therhythmafterthesummer]

rhythm.. i found a grey hair today 💀 i’m 18- i’m gonna cry myself to sleep smh

anyways i have a thot and a question

first my thot is channie w graying hair 🫡 like salt and pepper holy shit this man’s gonna age like fine wine i can feel it

alsoo what would their partners reactions be to their girls getting their first grey hair ?? (i feel like minho would laugh at his kitten n like call her scraggly alley cat or somethin 😭)

i have a theory (based solely on the one time i saw a picture of his dad), that real life channie is either going to not have much grey hairs when he's older (maybe when he's like, 60 he will), or he's gonna go bald sdjkhfskjdf

but a salt and pepper vibe chan would be *chef's kiss* for sure

gonna be honest with you right now, in general i've never understood the problem with finding grey hairs (it's one of those things that has always freaked people out around me and that i've just..... yeah, never understood), but if it makes you feel bad then i'm sorry bby ): nature do be like that unfortunately

now, to the question, i'm assuming you're talking about the wereroomies couples. i'll leave these under the cut just bc this answer is long af already:

Chris: will be all giggly and go "hehehehe my prettiest is getting old" for like a second just to tease her, but he'll honestly just find it normal and tell her she's beautiful either way.

Minho: i don't think he'd laugh in a mean-spirited way, he'll just find it amusing because the passage of time is a funny little thing. and as soon as she asks him "pluck it!! pluck it now!!" he'll just do it. he'll be all like "now you're matching sir percival with all this grey hair" (sir percival's old. he's got grey hairs like old cats do, you know?)

Changbin: freaks out. but not for the reason you might think. "oh, my god... if you are getting grey hairs, what about ME? inspect me. inspect me now, pup!!"

Hyunlix (Moss isn't A Girl per se, but i'll include them anyway): couldn't care less about Moss having grey hairs just like Moss doesn't care sdjfskdjfh

this now just made me think that probably as the wolves grow older their wolf forms will get grey hairs, too. and that's really cute🥺

[sleep-deprived-mf]

2nd regretevator oc!!

-Basic info-

Name: Snowfrost (or Snow/Frost for short) Gender + Pronouns: Non-binary (he/they) Age: 19 (same age as Lampert in my headcanon) Sexuality: Panromantic + Aceflux + Queerplatonic Species: ???

-Relationships-

Family: Wallter (adoptive father), Mannequin Mark (adoptive father technically-), Lampert (adoptive brother) Friends: Lampert, Gnarpy (one-sided on Snowfrost's part), Wallter, Poob, Dr Retro, Split, Infected, Enphoso (kind of) Enemies: Gnarpy (one-sided on Gnarpy's side), MR Love interest(s)?: None

-Other Info-

They have a 50% chance of entering the elevator on the Snowy Slope level. They can exit on these levels: Backrooms, Shop Space, Slide 4 Admin, Tumblr Ballpit, Two Stud Camp.

He grew up too fast mentally when he was around 13, so he likes to act immature and young, about the same as he did when he was 10-12. He finds it kinda comforting to act like a kid again.

Genetically, he's Russian.

He is 4'7.

He can have a mixed accent, or switch between different accents. The switch or mix is involuntary. He can have a British accent (from being raised by Wallter), an American accent (bc idk), or a russian accent (from his birth parents and stuff).

Lampert and Snow are about the same age (they're both 19 in my headcanon), but Snow is significantly shorter and he acts a lot less mature.

He was really shy at ages 13-17 and he had anxiety from when he was 14 up until he 18.

He's very smol, shorter that Gnarpy (i headcanon Gnarpy as like 4'9) even though he's 19 yrs old.

they have a very high tolerance of the cold, and what would normally feel like being stuck in a freezer from some ppl would prob just feel like a normal winter breeze to them. But because of that, he also gets hot easily, and normal warm weather would prob feel like a heat wave to him.

He often refers to Wallter as "Papa," since Wallter adopted him at age 8 after he was abandoned in the snow by his birthparents.

He once tasted an alcoholic drink belonging to his birthmother when he was 3 out of curiosity, but he thought it was icky and he hasn't drank anything alcoholic since then.

He's really good at snowball fights, and will almost always win.

He would probably try skateboarding with Kasper/infected, but end up losing balance and falling off the skateboard literally every 30 seconds.

First meeting with Wallter: Wallter came across Snow sitting in the snow by themselves, and they weren't wearing anything warm (just a t-shirt, shorts and some boots). Wallter gave Snow his scarf, but Snow returned it, claiming he wasn't cold. Wallter asked Snow "Where's your parents, little guy?" Snow responded with "I don't know, they kinda just left me here. I think I blended in with the snow." Wallter said to them "Oh dear.. how long have they been gone, little one?" Snow responds "I think about 4 or 5 days.." Wallter then picks Snow up, adopting him.

-Looks/Reference-

in game:

stylized:

[phoenixyfriend]

The “Momma Sturmvoraus was Literally Satan” AU

As requested by @spazzbot​. This AU was initially brainstormed on the GG fanworks server almost a year ago. Specifically, on the first day of 2020.

[ID: a truncated discord message by “Miss Nixy, Gay for RoboLadies” posted 01/01/2020. The message reads “I need to sleep but please for the moment consider:” and ends there.]

So. Let’s get to it.

Satan took a human form because why not see what's going on topside, live like a human, and “Oh shit is this pregnancy? This is pregnancy. Fuck, that's a tiny human. Which is now half demon. Am I supposed to take care it? Wonder if retconing this form into that Valois family was a bad idea. They do have SO much money though, I get to live like a queen. I suppose another child shouldn't hurt, it wasn't that bad. Oh, he's cute, this is actually making sense, why humans do all the sinning. Not counting dear Aaronev's murders, of course, those are just evil, but I did search out the worst of the humans to pair myself to...”

This is literally just "Tarvek and Anevka's mom was low-key Satan on a bored “let's be human for a decade or two to see what happens” jaunt, consequences happen because these kids are LITERALLY half-demon and arguably anti-Christs."

Also it's just Very Funny for Tarvek, ineffectual sexy lamp fashion twunk extraordinaire, to be an antichrist

Jeff thinks he’s pretty. Jeff keeps describing features that don’t entirely make sense. (Jeff’s canon name is Karl Thotep but they spent so long unnamed that the server collectively named them Jeff.)

This is not a crossover with anything, btw. Ambiguously Pop Culture Satan just got bored and went to have babies with a serial killer.

They’re just kids! That are vaguely demonic. So. Moreso than the rest of the Valois.

Sometimes "mom" comes back from the dead and visits Anevka and Tarvek to impart Wisdom and possibly magic lessons The rooms always smell faintly of sulfur after that...

They try to put Anevka in the machine but SHE isn't hurt and the MACHINE just melts

So that's the end of that.

It's very awkward for everyone, but the paperwork isn't too bad. It's very easy to write "incidental fire began during late-fugue experimentation, resulted in fire spreading through six rooms and several casualties, including Prince Aaronev Wilhelm Sturmvoraus."

As per @atagotiak​, “I feel like if we’re going in any way dimensional weirdness with thing, Tarvek got so good at exploring bc he could just clip through walls.”

With image provided by @thisarenotarealblog​:

Tarvek in Paris: My dead mother keeps showing up in my dreams to tell me I need to seduce my way out of my problems and also she looks like Satan. Tarvek's Voltaire-Appointed Therapist: I still don't know what that means. Just like the last five times. Tarvek: I keep telling her that I can’t seduce Colette, if seduction is that important she should get Anevka to do it.

Like he probably wouldn’t say most of that in front of any Voltaire-approved individual, but still.

Tarvek is still very good at self control but there's a Special Edge to his rants.

(Derailed in the moment to me thinking about Anevka in a sfw-but-concerningly-deadly succubus getup, because... yeah.)

Aaronev dies and goes to hell and his dead wife is just there like "hi! Time to be tortured for eternity!" He wasn't a good husband so. He can't exactly sentimentalize his way out.

“In the sexy way?” “... not for you, no.”

Mostly I just want the BULLSHIT that is "Storm Mom was actually just Satan getting bored and going on vacation as a retconned Valois girl, the kids are half-demons and sometimes it Shows."

To clarify: the Satan bit isn't the retcon. Grandma used to have one daughter. Now there are two. (Seffie and Martellus's mother doesn't remember being an only child, but sometimes...)

Satan retconned a new daughter in, which included a Valid Valois Venusian Vestment, so the blood tests play out.

The subtle signs of wrongness would be fun too. Anevka tends to smile a bit too wide and sharp for a human face. Inexplicable uneasiness, here you can’t point at any specific thing that’s wrong but it’s uncomfortable. Uncanny valley prettiness, almost like the porcelain she became in other timelines. Skin isn’t supposed to be that smooth.

My brain's pre-nap contribution at that point was "Satan's pronouns when not pretending to Human are sin/sinself" which is! Certainly a thing.

Tarvek, at some nebulous future point: I mean, your ancestors were monsters, but my dad was a serial killer and my mom was literally Satan, instead of just figuratively like Lucrezia, so. I mean. I kind of get what you're going through.

Per @firebirdeternal: Tarvek and Anevka growing up with "you're allergic to holy water" and not questioning it until a little later because What.

And then they test it and it's like "yeah, no, there's a rash now. That stung. What the fuck."

It INFURIATES Gil in Paris when Tarvek tells him that's a thing, because there's nothing chemically different about Holy water and regular water. But no, this is somehow happening.

It gets logged in medical journals as a Valois genetic thing because, well, Mom was like that too, right?

One time they both go into a church for an Adventure and Gil is very annoyed to find that Tarvek is like. Faintly smoking. It smells like burnt hair in here.

Gil: What smells like burnt hairgel? Tarvek: [glares]

Gil decides that it must be something particular to the church, like a fungus or something in the stone, contaminating the air and water so it only LOOKS like the holiness is what's setting off reactions.

It is not.

Tarvek once got into an argument with someone and ate a slab of raw, completely uncooked meat as a power move.

SVV seems to work perfectly. Everyone is fine. We get the ‘you fight like ducks’ moment.

And then Tarvek bursts into flames, and everyone panics because no they fixed this what the fuck is he still infected with Hogfarb’s oh my god... and then everything settles down and he's perfectly fine. Not a scratch on him, no longer turning funny colors. Completely unharmed. He's in a nicely tailored suit and looks faintly stunned

"I just met my dead mom, who's apparently Satan. She told me that after I died the first time just now, I should be harder to kill later, especially with fire, because now there's more demon and less mortal and guys I think I'm going crazy." "Is that a martini?" Tarvek looks down. "Apparently."

Tarvek starts just. Randomly setting things on fire by glaring too hard and has to tone it down. Meanwhile, Agatha and Gil are having crises about how he's somehow getting PRETTIER.

Is he faintly glowing? Maybe!

Gil handles it by angrily sniping at Tarvek about how of COURSE he's an evil little rat with a background like that.

Tarvek just wants a nap and to forget this ever happened. Many people are sworn to secrecy. It's very awkward.

Still, SVV did something, for handwave-y reasons, and so they're linked now. Gil and Agatha both getting tiny flashes of the same shenanigans.

They get none of the powers. They just keep getting Weird Shit.

Other characters with divine influence are like "Did you.... did you make a pact with a demon?" "What no that's our boyfriend."

Tho tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if a Heterodyne did sign a contract with a demon at some point in exchange for like. Materials. A hundred souls sacrificed in exchange for some succubus blood. Thanks!

Tarvek and Othar: Falling out of CW as in canon. Tarvek: WHAT THE HELL SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE WINGS HIDE THIS BEFORE I GET BOOTED FROM THE LINE FOR THE THRONE

IDK where Anevka is during all this. I think she might have decided to go sleep her way through the courts of the Ice Tsars. Vacation, y'know?

Othar after he's decided to make Tarvek his new Heroic Apprentice: AH, my poor afflicted young friend, it's noble of you to go against the dark nature of your tragic heritage like this. Tarvek: I hate you. I wish I could hate you to death. But you have a point. I shouldn't let my father's blood limit what I strive for in life. Othar: I... I thought your mother was... Tarvek: I know what I said.

Tarvek: Also you can't tell ANYONE about that, I can't have them thinking I'm not actually in line for the Storm King's throne.

He does admittedly have to like. Explain things to Grandma.

Terabithia is Tarvek’s maternal grandmother so this is supremely awkward. That said...

Grandma fondly remembers her pregnancy cravings; bone marrow and sulfur.

"Yeah so, my mother, your daughter, was... maybe actually Satan? But retconned into your life?" "Tarvek, darling, please. I figured that out half a century ago."

TARVEK ACCIDENTALLY FINDS HIM HIMSELF WEIRDLY INTENSE AT CONTRACTS

I mean that honestly just Tracks about Tarvek anyways? But like moreso.

He just. Writes something up and there's things getting signed or shook on and then the person tries to break the contract and either suddenly catch fire or are deeply unlucky for a set amount of time.

And Tarvek's just standing there like "how in the FUCK did I do that?"

Severity of infernal punishment depends on the severity of the breach of contract.

Tarvek finds out that Anevka's been convincing rich people to sign their souls over to her. It's a fun challenge. She keeps them in jars.

They can still remotely pilot their bodies but like. They can't TELL anyone what happened.

Satan: I'm going to go make babies and now everyone else has to deal with the consequences.

Anevka's living up to that whole "princess of hell" vibe. Tarvek's just like "nope nope nope I want the storm throne, not the hell throne, BYE MOM."

Satan's just feeling sinself down in hell like "awwww look at my babies go, aren't they adorable?"

Tarvek: Anevka, what... first off, how did you figure it out? Anevka: Well, I temporarily died when father put me in the machine, and... I can't say that hell kicked me out because they were afraid I'd take over, but mother DID say she'd rather I play about with human governments instead of Hell's. Tarvek: Okay, cool cool cool. What after you planning to DO with all these souls? Anevka: They make for some lovely reading lamps, don't they?

(Anevka absolutely sets herself the goal of acquiring new titles that rival her old ones, or even surpass them. She just black widows her way through Europa.)

I just want someone (probably Snackleford) to ascend, take one look at Tarvek, and run SCREAMING.

Tarvek still needed to be anchored to Higgs, because Tarvek is Baby.

Gil is eventually in a relationship with an Eternal God Queen and the Literal Son of Satan.

Family dinners can include ALL the in-laws if you duck down to hell! - You borrow Bill from... probably heaven, maybe purgatory. - You have Lu and Aaronev and Satan already there, though the first two... well. Aaronev and Lu get invited to dinner but they have to eat by themselves at the kiddy table and nobody talks to them or acknowledges their presence. After all, this is hell, and what better punishment for Lu than to be completely ignored, and for Aaronev to see Lu at her worst and be reminded that he gave everything for this horrible, horrible person who isn't even pretending to care about him anymore. - Zanta and Klaus get invited via portal. - Anevka saunters in with a blood-soaked dress and a complaint about militant demon-hunters refusing to let her go shopping for a new pair of shoes. - Zeetha tagged along with the OT3. (She can't wait to see this situation explode.)

Oh God, Satan is actually second place as far as good parenting goes.

Well, actually, fourth. Because Adam and Lilith. But second as far as bio parents go. 1. Zanta 2. Satan 3. Klaus 4/5. Lu and Aaronev N/A. Bill

Someone (Anevka) decides to stir the pot and invites Von Pinn, Terabithia, Bang.

Bang is basically Gil’s older sister, right? Right.

This is Zanta meeting Bang for the first time! Zanta is just: "It's so nice to meet my husband's adopted daughter." Klaus freezes. Bang freezes. Gil is the only one who is just. "Yeah." Meanwhile Zeetha is crying with laughter off to the side because both of them deserve this. (Zanta would legit love Bang though.)

Agatha: Tarvek, I think DuPree is-- Tarvek: Hitting on my sister? I know. Agatha: On your mom, actually. Tarvek: NO!

Also I do love the idea of like. Nobody tells Bang they're inviting her. She just wakes up in Hell like. "Ah. Yes. Fair enough."

Satan: Oh no no no my dear, you're here as a guest. Besides as well as you'd fit you're not one of mine, you've got other things waiting for you. Bang: Okay, but I love the decor. And is that Cheesecake?

Bang’s family has their own evil god in the novels, but! Bang DID pick on Tarvek a lot in Paris. Satan cares more than Anevka does. Bang might get the sexy punishment.

I feel like the fact that no permanent damage was done and it taught Tarvek a lot of things means Satan isn't gonna be all that upset about it.

And let's be real, if there's a character in GG who could look the literal Christian devil in the eye and be like "Yeah I tortured your kid, what're you going to do about it?" it's Bang.

Even Satan doesn't know what to do or think about Othar.

He sure is here! As Anevka’s arm candy! Nobody knows what to do except Anevka herself, who just wants to be Smug.

(What's that scene from Phineas and Ferb that's the mad scientist trapping the platypus within the rules of polite dining at a fine restaurant? Like he can't make a scene because that would be rude?) (That. Othar would dearly love to start a fight, but it's a Family Dinner. You're only allowed to fight verbally at those.)

(Othar isn't even fighting Satan, he just wants to argue with Klaus.) (And maybe fanboy in Bill's direction a bit).

[ugotbernd-blog]

Angels Don’t Sing

Note: Ok so I wrote this cute little story for school. The main character is based of Mitch Grassi from Pentatonix and Superfruit :D Also, bc this was a school thing, there was a deadline, and i ended up having to wrap it up pretty quickly, so I apologize if the ending seems a little...rushed lol.

High above us, among the clouds, yet hidden from all view, is a land known as heaven, home to beautiful majestic beings known as angels.

All angels have wings, but just like their hair, the color of their wings were genetic. They can have black or white wings, which are the most common, but some end up with grey wings. Once they've grown though, angels can dye their wings red if they choose. There´s also a wing color that's so rare, it´s said that those with it are destined to lead them into a new era. This color is gold. Now, there´s one angel among them, that they know of at least, that has golden wings. His name is Mitchie. Apart from his wing color, he´s very different from other angels.

He has straight, dark brunette hair, draped over half his face like a devil's lock (no pun intended). His eyes are a beautiful dark brown.

All angels wore a white gown or robe, but Mitchie...despite all the other male angels wearing robes, and God´s discontent toward this, he wore a gown...a black gown. It has long sleeves and a turtleneck, and Mitchie moved and sewed it up in places to make it really unique. The bottom is frilled and curved in every which way, the sleeves went over his hands and the ends were frilled, and he stretched out the neck so it hangs off one shoulder.

For the longest time, Mitchie has loved all kinds of music. However, God continuously reminds him that angels do not and should not do all the things humans do; especially sing, but Mitchie just can't help himself.

Every now and then, he would sneak out of heaven and travel down to observe humans as they sing and dance for hours at a time, which is forbidden to all who aren't labeled as Guardian Angels. He´d try to stay out of sight. Though humans can't see angel wings, he wouldn't want to get caught by the guardians.

As he observed the humans, he learned about notes, beat, rhythm, tone, etc. All the aspects of music slowly seeped into his mind. Though he wasn't ready to sing in heaven, he would quietly sing along with the humans every chance he got.

This last time, however, when Mitchie returned from the surface, God summoned him.

As Mitchie nervously walked to God's cloud, while all the other angels stared at him almost angrily, he questioned whether he was doing the right thing. He finally reached God.

¨Mitchie!¨ God yelled, which made Mitchie jump and shudder with fear.

¨Y-yes, gr-grandf-father?¨ He stuttered.

¨I know you´ve been visiting the humans.¨ He says sternly, ¨You dare disobey my direct orders? And not only that, but you...sing with them?¨

Mitchie, still slightly shaking, said, ¨Grandfather, how did you- look, you don't understa-¨

¨Silence!¨ God cut him off.

¨NO!¨ Mitchie yelled, causing everyone around him to stare at him with a mixed look of fear and excitement on their faces. God looked at him with a facial expression of anger, and yet also satisfaction, ¨Grandfather, when I was a little angel, one of the first things you showed me were humans. How they eat and play, how they make friends, the way they travel, and the way they sing, play instruments, and dance.¨ God began looking slightly intrigue and continued to listen, ¨Though I know you almost immediately told me not to ever do as humans do, watching them have so much fun with music and hearing their beautiful voices with the sounds of their instruments, I had to experience it too!¨ He stated in fascination.

Mitchie stared at God with hopefulness, and then God said calmly, ¨Listen Mitchie, I do understand how you feel, but we just don't do those kinds of things. We don't do human things.¨

Mitchie´s hopefulness depleted to almost tears, ¨But why grandfather? Why can't we join the humans in their endeavors? I mean, we helped them create everything they have, right? So why can’t we have them too?”

God’s voice grew slightly louder, ¨Because we just can´t Mitchie. It´s just not right for us. I don't see the point in such things. Pfft...music...what nonsense.¨ Mitchie stops his tears before they fall and raises his voice, ¨Have you ever even heard music?! Like REALLY heard it?! Have you ever just sat down and watched humans sing and dance and play instruments?! Do you even understand what instruments are?! WELL DO YOU?!?!¨

¨MITCHIE! Mitchie, calm down.¨ God said, trying to reason with him, ¨Of course I know what instruments are...they're...they're the things the humans play that make noi- er music.¨

¨WRONG!¨ Mitchie yelled, tears coming back, ¨Instruments are just as beautiful and unique as any angel OR human, probably more so! Even one´s that are practically the exact same are STILL unique in MANY ways! Hell even the human voice itself is different for each!¨

A river of gasps instantly flowed all around him, including God, and realizing what he just said, Mitchie wiped his tears away, and stood there thinking, ¨Oh no...¨

God looked at him very angrily, while the other angels were frightened to the core, ¨Did you just say what I thought you said?¨

¨No! No I swear I didn't mean to! Please! It just came out! I-I was mad! I was just so angry...please!¨

¨Mitchie, you know my policy on the use of that word.¨

¨But please I-¨

¨No Mitchie, you have clearly violated my cloud, and therefore violated heaven.¨

¨No please I-¨

¨MITCHIE!¨

¨GRANDFATHER! PLEASE NOOOOOO!¨

Within a mere few seconds of this argument, they continued yelling back and forth in a way no single word could be made out, until suddenly, ¨AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!¨ Mitchie sang a beautiful, melodic, high, heavenly (again, no pun intended) note so loudly, it rang throughout the whole of heaven and stopped God in his tracks!

“What...what was that magnificent noise? What did you just do? Mitchie, explain. Right now.” God said, flustered.

“That was musical note. A singing note. An extremely high note that I just then realized I could reach...but a note nonetheless.” He replied, a smirk appearing on his face.

“But that was...so beautiful...how did you do it?” God asked, with an almost begging-like tone.

“I...could teach you. All of you.” Mitchie happily said, looking around at all the angels with facial expressions known as awe.

God saw all the angels looking at him, their eyes all saying, “Please allow him to teach us!” He sighed.

“Okay...alright Mitchie, teach us everything you know about music. I want to hit a note like you did!”

“Really? YES! Thank you so much grandfather! I won’t let anyone down, I promise!”

“So what’s our first lesson?”

Mitchie smiled wider and brighter than he ever has, “Well, why don’t we start with the importance of instruments?” Everyone, including God, looked at him with extreme confusion, “Oh dear, this is going to take a while.”