#it's only because she's with Rune 'Trash Gremlin' Bridger and Poe 'Your Mom Joke' Dameron. it makes her look normal by comparison

[jessicas-pi]

I just did like 25 more incorrect quotes featuring Jacen, Poe, and my OCs Rune, Diani, and Luce

Jacen: How do you want your coffee?  Rune: Black, like my soul.  Jacen:  Jacen: Rune, your soul is a latte. 

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Rune: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.  Luce: I almost died.  Rune: That... was my favorite memory. 

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Rune, to Poe: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate! 

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Luce: *looks at Caleb*  Luce: Baby boy. Baby.  Luce: *looks at Rune*  Luce: Evil. 

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Diani: You look mentally ill.  Jacen: I am. Let’s go. --- 

Rune: Luce, what are you doing tomorrow?  Luce: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do. 

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Rune: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."  Bartender: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar. 

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Diani: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie. 

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Diani: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.  Rune: So, you’re not going to share?  Diani: I’m not going to share. 

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Rune: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are. 

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Rune: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Diani and not do the thing.  Rune: Well there’s a clear right answer here.  Rune: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke* 

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Rune: A fistfight CAN be romantic. 

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Rune: I want a bf.  Jacen: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here. 

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Jaen: Is this your plan B?  Poe: Technically, this is plan P.  Jacen: Plan P? Is there a plan M?  Poe: Yes, but I marry Rune in plan M.  Rune: I like plan M. 

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Jacen: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!  Jacen: *aggressively throws water bottles*  Rune: Uh... what's up with him?  Poe: He’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.  Jacen: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!  Diani, crying: It's working. 

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Rune: How do Jacen and Poe usually get out of these messes?  Diani: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out. 

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Diani: We need a distraction.  Poe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Rune, whispering: My time has come. 

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Diani: I am convinced Rune and Poe share a brain cell.  Jacen: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

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Rune: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?  Jacen: *crouches down*  Diani: *kneels down*  Poe: *sits on the floor*  Rune:  Rune: I hate all of you. 

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Rune: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...  Luce: Only as their rodeo clown. 

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Jacen: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.  Diani: I would say infinitesimally.  Rune: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words. 

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Poe: I made this friendship bracelet for you.  Diani: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Poe: You don’t have to wear…  Diani: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. 

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Rune: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird. 

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Rune: Made you all playlists!  Rune: Diani, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.  Rune: Jacen, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.  Rune: And Poe has the ABBA Gold album. 

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Rune, trying to comfort Diani: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.