#it's not that i don't love the idea of pegging soap

[toshidou]

But pegging soap? 🤭🤭 -🌙

he <33 if you want premium sub soap though, i recommend heading to my bestie @erosology <33

[cherie-doll]

*sweats nervously* How do you think the cod boys would react to s/o wanting to peg them?

#pegmen2024 if i were running for president

⨯ Price, Ghost, Soap, Gaz, Roach, Alejandro, Rudy, Phillip Graves, Makarov, Keegan, König, Horangi, Nikto (suggestive duh- SEX)

⨯ Price would 10/10 let you pounce from behind. I've read enough fics to know that. Honestly, it'd have to be one of those days where he's feeling a bit more relaxed. You can be a bit of a handful sometimes so why not let you take over for a bit?

⨯ Simon would be asking where the hell are these crazy ideas coming from, no way he's letting that happen, you're insane- and the scene pans to him being pegged.

⨯ Johnny would love to have you on top ( as in submissive not the position) of him tbh. Anyone remember that one video from his va?? He's agreeing to that RIGHT AWAY. Believes women should be in power and dominant, ALWAYS. He'd actually prefer it, that's how y'all have sex most of the time.

⨯ Kyle would be hanging or more like GRIPPING from his last thread. Seriously, how could someone as sweet looking as you make his breath come in fast and have sweat dripping down past his brows.

⨯ Roach is scared but attracted to that. "First time being pegged, kinda nervous". However, as elating as that was, he's making you do him almost every time after that. How can you tell him no because your libido was just high during that? It's called ovulating but he hopes it happens again soon.

⨯ Alejandro will give you that look that makes your tummy do flips and have your skin tingling and second guessing. Calling you 'vaquera' from now on as he's bucking, making it harder for you to stay on.

⨯ Rudy would crumble to his knees thanking you for this wonderful opportunity. Just imagine those big, soft eyes all clouded and hazed as his breath comes out hot as he stares up at you ARGH-

⨯ Phillip was made to be pegged. He would look so pretty throwing his head back and cursing under his breath (someone has said that before). He hates how much he loves it when you're in one of these moods and he never admits it in front of you. Seriously, he's out there thanking the moon secretly.

⨯ Makarov would take that as a threat. No way he's letting you do that, even when you try slipping out from under him. Sorry, just no, it would a critical hit to the ego he's so used to you stroking all the time.

⨯ Keegan would rather think that a challenge. This man has put you in every position possible there is no way you'd be able to match him. Unless he's like really tired like just coming home from a hard day and he needs a stress reliever but you want to go ham on him, he's telling you to calm down.

⨯ König being submissive is my #1 brainrot head thought. Like who hasn't seen that edit on tiktok?! Also, his voice here?!! Getting sucked dry too when he thinks you're done milking him. You cannot tell me his voice isn't perfect for a whimper audio because I've seen it passed around here, don't lie.

⨯ Horangi is a bit tricky to decipher. He'd either be really into that or would shift so that you're not up on him for long. The only time he's letting it slide is when he's worn out and doesn't feel like doing the job himself.

⨯ Nikto would only let that happen AFTER you've let him go first. Truly you didn't think he would just let you peg him for free?? What do you think he is....

[prettyoatmeal]

Hey there! I'm new to your work, but I love reading through it so much. I don't know if it's already been done, but could you do a part two of the pegging request with a few of the others (ex: König, Keegan, Roach, Alejandro, etc.)? I notice you do a lot of 141, so I didn't know if you wrote others. Just thought I'd ask. ^^

CoD Charatcers and How They'd React to Reader Asking to Peg Them (König, Keegan, Roach, Alejandro, Rudy, Valeria)

Warning!! nsfw, mdni, pegging, afab reader in mind using a strap, heavy dom/sub tropes, slight exhibitionism. A/N: Honestly, I'm surprised I didn't write one for König, but his time is now.. then plus some. Hi guys!! Its nice to see you again after a month (????)!!!

Part 2 to this.

Masterlist here!

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König I think would just be super confused at first. Not because he's against it, but because he's never thought about it before and is genuinely curious why and you'd find pleasure in that. He's supposed to be doing the fucking..? Why are you...? ...?!?!?!? And he's just scratching his head. But nevertheless, he agrees because he thinks he'd enjoy it though he can't help but be a little embarrassed because he's getting folded in half by his smaller partner.

Unlike Gaz or Soap, you'd need to be very gentle with him. He's a little bit tense when starting out. The lube is cold, the feeling of your fingers in him is unfamiliar, he wasn't used to bottoming like this. But he trusts you, so he isn't against spreading his legs for you.

Very quickly becomes very whiney once you start hitting against that perfect spot inside him. You feel him jolting a little, letting out a gasp and you know you got it.

His thighs squeeze around your sides, calves resting along your hips as you thrust into him with your bright pink strap. You thought it would've been awkward, not expecting the size difference and power difference to combine well, but it did. He keeps you close, his lips on yours at all times until he eventually buries his face into you neck only to moan and whine and cry into your skin.

All in all, it's sweet. He was definitely taken aback with just how much he enjoyed it, craving more and more from you.

"Schatz, p-please. Need more."

So you do the ol' reliable, placing a pillow under his hips, angling your hips just right. And it begins to drive him crazy. His pretty eyes roll back, his lips parted as he moans out your name over and over and over again like a mantra. His cock leaking like a faucet, his tip an angry red and begging for attention, a shiny layer of sweat covering both of you as your hips slap against his ass over and over again.

And it isn't long until he cums untouched, his back arching into the bed as he pulls you into a kiss and moans into your mouth.

**

Keegan is at I've seen characterised as a freak fr so I feel like he'd be similar to Gaz. If anything, he'd want you to fuck his brains out spontaneously.

He's very much the type to purposefully rile you up just so you'd end up pushing him up against the wall, or even tugging him by his collar to the nearest unisex bathroom. He can't help it! He's a massive slut for his lover. Therefore it's always a good idea to keep a strap on you where ever you go with him.

If you don't have any lube around, he's very adamant of you shoving your fingers into his mouth to slick them up. Maybe he'll even bite them a little just so you deliver a slap on his cheeks.

There's really no telling when he wants to stop pushing you. He'll actively fuck himself back on your fingers when they're inside him, going against anything you're telling him just so you be rougher with him. All in all, his main goal is for you to fuck him like you hate him.

With barely any prep, he lets out long whine at the first thrust inside him, wanting nothing more than to be used by you. One hand on his cheek pressing him into the wall, the other gripping at his hip as he arches his back into you.

"G-God, fuck. Harder, please!"

He's gets so vocal, barely able to keep his moans back. Lets out the sluttiest moans as he finally reaches down to quickly jerk himself off, spilling his load over the wall.

Definitely asks you to be rougher next time. He wants you to put him in a chokehold, wrap your hand around his throat and restrict airflow, bend him over and press his face into the bed, make him beg for mercy. Certified freak 7 days a week!!! Let's just hope you're ready to do all the chores around the place for the next couple of days because there's no way he'll be getting up without a stabbing pain in his ass.

**

Roach is really just a blank canvas character, someone that was created for people to insert themselves into his shoes. So with that being said, I'd think he's into it. Nuff said.

You wouldn't need to do all too much to get him to submit. If he's a blank canvas, then I'll make him into a masterpiece. First time with him would be the first time he's getting pegged, period. Unlike König who's a little tense, Keegan or Gaz who are a little too into it, Roach is a neutral.

It's easy to bend him over, press your hands down on him to keep his back arched like a cat, knead his plump ass a little bit. It's so cute that he'll take whatever you give him. Whether you're rough with him making him whine and cry, slapping his ass and spitting on him as you give him no prep, or coaxing sweet moans from him and praising him as you slowly push your slick fingers into his tight hole.

He starts getting so desperate, wanting nothing more than to beg for you to finally fill him as you press the tip of your strap. He wants to push himself back against it, his cock rock solid, dripping with his pre just at the thought of it. But he's too much of a good boy to do so.

So when you finally fill him with a quick thrust, it makes him go dizzy.

He's a real sight for sore eyes; ass in the air, your hands holding him arched and in place, his eyes fluttering closed as he buries his face into the bedsheets below him, the prettiest moans escaping his lips. Soft and breathy, his voice breaking every time you slam against his prostate. He's not as vocal, but there's no denying the sweet noises that are forced from his throat with every thrust.

He's such a sweet boy, completely melting into the bed as you lean down, a wide smile on his lips as you press kisses against the back of his neck.

"Please, please, please, please, please!"

He'd beg as you finally reach down to give his throbbing dick attention. He's definitely saying thank you after he makes a mess of the bedsheets.

**

Alejandro is another one where I don't see him enjoying it all too much. He prefers to do the actual fucking rather than getting fucked. He'll fuck you like it's his last day on earth, giving you the most mind shattering orgasms known to man. He's definitely a BDSM guy for sure, a rope bunny while at it. But when the tables turn, he's unsure about it. He really doesn't believe it's something he would enjoy.

Alejandro is proud of his masculinity, maybe he has too much pride, but being in a place of submission like that is embarrassing to him.

He'd feel awkward being in a place without control over himself which is why I feel the most he'll allow you to do is use your fingers.

Lubing your fingers up, he'll allow you to bend him over once, just once, and only to try it out. Safe word in mind, he caves and lets you bend him over the counter.

"No funny business." Out of everyone on the list, Alejandro is definitely the most hesitant.

Tensing up as you push a finger in, he almost backs out. But knowing how adamant you were about him trying out something new, he makes up his mind and lets you do your thing because he's thinking that just maybe he'll enjoy it.

Like every instance, you curl your fingers to press against his spongey prostate and he jolts in surprise. Hearing a barely audible, low 'fuck' coming from his mouth, you curl your fingers again only to be met with a whiney moan.

"Is that a good fuck or a bad fuck?"

"Good... good fuck, god, please keep going."

Jackpot.

It isn't long until he's jerking himself off, pushing himself back onto your fingers. He doesn't want the feeling to end, though he regains some of his dignity during his post-nut clarity.

"Maybe we can do that more often.. if you want to.."

**

Rudy is a tricky one for me. I'm not that much of a Rudy stan to have an opinion on him + pegging. But I've seen him characterised as a sweeter and more reserved lover. I feel he'd be more like Ghost. He'll take your fingers, maybe a vibrator, but he definitely isn't ready for your strap right off the bat.

He'll ask you to be gentle, face flushed and looking away as you slowly push a finger in him. Curling your fingers in just the right spot would make him let out an embarrassingly loud moan, looking away, his face flushed. Taking advantage of this, his eyes roll back as you abuse the hell out of his poor sweet spot. The feeling is new and strange but oh god, it feels so good. It's immediately too much for him, his cock pulsing and throbbing as he cums so quickly just from your fingers alone.

Switching over to a vibe would elicit the most humiliating noises from him. It's so cute because he'll beg and beg for you to go easy on him, his poor tip flushed and red as you overstimulate him. Torturing him as you press the vibrator against that perfect spot inside him, coaxing him to another shameful orgasm, precum running down the underside of his shaft as he thrusts his hips into the air, it drives him completely mental.

"P-Please! It's too m-much!"

"I'm not hearing red." and he gets so flustered, he's burying his face in his hands.

But red never leaves his mouth, this thighs clamping around your hand as he spills a second, third, maybe fourth load all over his tummy, but that's only if you haven't drained him for all he's got. He might just let you peg him next time.

**

Valeria is all for it. A girl has needs, sometimes a girl just needs to be filled with a strap, and she is A-okay with that. Val knows what she wants and she knows she's going to get it.

Power play is a massive thing with her. So even if you're the one gripping the back of her knees and slamming into her, he won't hesitate to remind you she's in charge.

She'll allow you to lay her down, slowly undress her, spread her legs. She'll let you fill her with your strap, make her moan under you as you hit all the right spots inside her. But you're not leaving her without the pure filth that escapes from her mouth between her heavy breaths.

"Always making me feel so good, sweet thing."

"No, you don't get to stop. I don't care if you're getting tired, this is what you wanted."

"Fucking into me like a bitch in heat."

"Pussy drunk slut for me."

"F-Fuck.. mmh, d-don't stop."

She tends to get a dirty mouth when she's close, almost begging you to rub her clit for her until she gives in an does it herself. You can't blame her, you just didn't respond fast enough!

But it's not enough for her until her legs wrap around your hips, forcing you as deep as possible as she squeezes around the strap and cums around it with a long moan.

After that, she gives you no time to react. You're getting pushed back onto the bed while she returns the favour until you're begging her to stop from sensitivity. But that's okay, because that's what she likes.

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After finishing this, I've realised I've put a lot more effort into this one than the 141 one.. whoopsies 😭

*************** DISCLAIMER Under no circumstances do I give permission to copy, repost, or manipulate my work in any way. I am not comfortable with this. If you wish to translate my work, message me privately. My inbox is always open.

[covenofagatha]

my dears please do not aspire to be me.. the horniness consumes you and your work! it's horrendously and deliciously distracting.. i have way overdue studying that has not been done 😭

anyhow, thank you miss covenofagatha for replying me so quickly <3 i saw your reply about being on the rowing team, and afterwards i headed to the gym where i got complimented by an acquaintance who said i "gained a lot of muscle". obviously i ran away because i can't talk to women but the agatha brainworm persisted! so i present a very self-indulgent baby brainworm:

sub! needy! agatha who's obsessed with your body, and she can't stop thinking about riding your abs. even if you're asleep.

(contains g!p daddy! reader, i might not have abs but let me pretend for a sec, bratty agatha, sweat mention, suggestive showers™, consensual somno, pillow riding and grinding which becomes ab riding and grinding, degradation)

the moment you come home from work, agatha's all over you. "i missed you," she mumbles, words muffled by your broad shoulder that she's buried herself into. you grunt out a half-exasperated "agatha", pushing her off you gently because you're sticky with sweat and you really, really need a shower.

(it's funny because when you're out together, most people assume agatha's the dom, the top. little do they know how she melts into putty in your hands, all whiny and desperate for your cock. and agatha loves feeding into it, because every time rio brings up agatha pegging you as a joke, you drag her into a nearby bathroom stall and fuck her against the wall, snarling about "what would they say if they knew you were my little brat, huh? that you're so fucking needy for daddy's dick?")

she clings back onto you, and while agatha harkness does not pout, the narrowing of her eyes at you certainly feels like she is. you sigh, shaking your head fondly as you meander your way to the bathroom. she does this song and dance with you every time you go off for work, your part-time job as a physical trainer at a nearby gym. each time, she mutters about how she can provide for both of you easily, but you brush her off because you don't want to be a burden. you already live in her house basically for free!

one upside of the job, is that whenever you come home in your tank top and sweatpants, agatha gets all flustered and needy. you asked her after the fifth time she jumped you why she gets so worked up the moment you get home; and she'd spluttered a sorry excuse, cheeks blushed a faint pink, and you just had to fuck her again then and there.

this time, though, you're still aching from your workout. "hit a new PR, baby," you say as you turn away to strip for the shower, "m'a little sore," hoping it'll deter her advances a little. when she doesn't respond, you turn back to realise she's raking her eyes up and down your body, licking her lips, pupils dilating greedily. You raise an eyebrow curiously, and she seems to snap out of whatever daydream she's in.

"I'm going to shower," you warn, implying that there will be no shower shenanigans, and she huffs, arms folded. "I'm joining you," she declares, and leaves no room for argument as she begins unbuttoning her shirt seductively -- normally, you'd pounce all over her, and your cock hardening cements its approval on the idea, but you really are a bit sleepy.

by the time the two of you get in, she's facing you directly as you lather soap all over your body, her fingers trailing up your abdomen. "sweetheart," you groan, and she mocks you with a saccharine call of "daddy". she moves, and you can feel the heat radiating from her cunt, her fingertips ghosting each ridge and dip and scar while she noses into your neck.

"you're such a brat," you grumble, and she coos, grinding her clit upwards against your raging boner with a "then punish me, daddy," and you keen loudly. fuck, she's good at this. "I'm tired, baby. really," you protest again, and she slumps in irritation.

"don't pout, darling," you console her, stifling a chuckle at the great agatha harkness getting grouchy because she isn't getting fucked. "I'm not," and her eyes glint with something mischievous. you'd be a little concerned if you managed to see it, but unfortunately for you, she steps out of the shower before you can decipher it.

after soft kisses and promises to fuck her silly tomorrow, agatha seems to have settled, accepting that she won't cum tonight. "my sweet girl can hold out a little longer, can't she?" is what tides her over until you fall asleep, breathing evening out as you relax next to her.

there, as you fidget with the sheets, your shirt riding up, she spots the central object of an embarrassing number of wet dreams; your abs. agatha never thought she'd be so enraptured by a part of your abdomen, always liking your tits or ass or cock, because duh. but as she grows accustomed to those, she finds that every time you flash her with your soft tummy with the hard edges of your core muscles, she gets soaked.

the idea that you're so fit, that your perfect body is owned by her the way hers is by you, drives her insane. she needs to run her hands over them, plant kisses along the ridges, lick up your happy trail, suck marks over your skin -- fuck, she's so wet already.

she glances over, and you look so utterly perfect, all ready for her. she battles herself for a little while, because contrary to popular belief, she *does* want to be your good girl. but you wouldn't even know, right? so she wouldn't be breaking the rules if you didn't know she was.

she tries with her pillow, imagining its your hard muscle and gentle skin, but it isn't enough. the fabric runs rough, and it's smooth as silk but it isn't *you*. agatha turns, looking at your snoozing form -- and makes a decision.

.. it's your fault for being so damn hot, honestly.

you wake up to a moving weight on your stomach, a sticky hot wetness coating your lower abdomen. blinking your eyes open, your mind hardly registers the moans above you, and your body flexes reflexively. agatha whines a loud "daddy, fuck-" and your eyes shoot open, hips bucking up, and your gaze settles on her.

agatha straddles your waist, one thigh on each side of you, ass sitting on your bulge as she bunches up the blanket in her grip; most importantly, though, is the furious rutting of her cunt against your abs, and it sounds so fucking wet. her head is thrown backwards, eyes rolled back too, and the noises coming from her mouth are positively *filthy*.

frantic whimpers of "daddy" and "feels s'good" and "please" drive you feral, and you swear under your breath before sitting up, agatha whining at the clench of your muscles under her.

"you're so fucking desperate," you grip her hips, stilling her movement and agatha genuinely wails. "couldn't wait, huh? daddy's needy little slut. can't even use my cock, getting off on my abs? pathetic whore."

"need you, daddy, please," her cunt throbs, and she feels your hardened cock pulse underneath her, and agatha gasps as you move to dig your fingers into her supple ass. "oh, baby, I know," your core muscles hurt from the awkward position, and they contract. when she pants, out of breath from her earlier endeavours, you roll your eyes mockingly.

"hump," you bite your lip at the moan that erupts from her at your command, and she obeys, her juices slick as she slides against you again. "so you can listen, hm? you just choose not to, little brat. need daddy to fuck your brains out? couldn't control yourself, had to touch yourself while daddy was asleep?"

she whines again, nodding quickly, "yes, daddy, fuck, couldn't help it- you looked so good, daddy, please-" cooing at her, you knead her soft cheeks, humming condescendingly.

"aww, my pathetic girl has to cum? beg for it, then."

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okay I'm tapping out here because this is getting too long and i cant decide if i want her to be edged or cum without permission....... you get to decide, i guess!

(i personally am more on the beefy side and i do not have abs... so this is probably inaccurate lmfao. sorry dear i dont train for the aesthetic, as long as i can lift big things im good, so this is likely not uber accurate.)

hope you like your reward! let me know if anything was too much etc. i hope your exam went well / goes well, haha. take care dear 💜

-lots of love, worm anon

Oh my god 🫠 brb about to go to the gym in the first time in over a year and get those swimmer/rower abs back (completely unrelated to this of course)

I didn't know bottom!Agatha could be so hot HELP

Hmm I do think reader would let her cum for being so good and asking for it so nicely

I very much like my reward (thank you SO much) and as always, I can't wait for your next brainworm

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

I heard Charles' radio message live and was mentally going "yes yes come on keep this energy." don't get me wrong I love Charles in red but does the red value him? I think not, GET EM LECLERC

I will stand by my cancelled wife (max) through every single immature move he makes and every arsehole comment. full respect for those who dislike max, he is a bitch at times, but what good is a man who isn't

George russel and lando norris are the only current grids I can fully say with my chest that I hate and I stand by that FOREVER. The George and max beef is my favourite part of the "social" side of f1, its like watching a soap opera. McLaren is NOT my team and I will spit on them at any opportunity (not you Oscar)

my relationship with red bull is complicated because on the one hand max, prime Vettel, riccado etcetcetc but on the other hand. Helmut Marko (eye twitch) Do I wear red bull merch? proudly. am I a Ferrari fan through and through? you BET. Helmut Marko needs taken down a few billion pegs I feel

wild wild unlikely idea BUT hear me out max and Charles in a Ferrari. title fight brocades style. can we hear. am I in a radio booth? quite possibly.

glad you're enjoying my rambles hahahaha!!!!!

-☆

HELLO ANON!!!

I ADORE charles in red don't catch me lyin but MAN that team does not give a FUCK about him!! especially now with Hamilton as a teammate of they won't hesitate to sacrifice him for Hamilton every time man

that is SO fair about max man I think sometimes he irks me with how arrogant he is but then he'll cleanly WIPE the floor with someone pissin me off more n I'm like NEVER MIND GO KING GO!!

LANDO?? I get the George hate bc dear God that man was such a hot mess I was so sick of him by the end of that whole saga (soap opera is the BEST way to describe that😭) I don't have a problem with Lando he seems sweet n I wish he was in a better team but to be honest I don't know much about him 😭

LOVE I WOULD KILL FOR MAX N CHARLES IN RED TOGETHER THATS A SEASON I WOULD TURN IN FOR SO INSANELY HARD!!! God brocedes 2.0 but with a level of insanely curated competition that's one soap opera I would LOVE😭 also so so right about Marko man don't get me GOIN! (also SO jealous of the red bull merch I want a jersey SO bad😭)

[ekebolou]

On the front of Halal Toblerone, I want to tell you how much Nika wanted to suggest there were things he couldn't eat because of his religion. I want you to know how tempted he was. I want you to know that he occasionally did it, just a little bit. Just suggested. Just kind of implied a little. Kind of hinted.

Oh, he couldn't outright lie, but a little fucking about - that he could do.

There are not forbidden foods in mainstream Midraeic belief. Sure, there are various sects and sub-groups (in this way, the Midraeic religion can be likened to Hinduism, with the strict understanding that what I'm writing can't be coherently mapped onto any extant belief system and is very much written that way on purpose, so more than shallow 'like this' analogies to extant religions shouldn't be made) who have their own restrictions, but that's kind of like participating in a perpetual Lent. It's a choice being made to demonstrate certain virtues or ascription to particular nuances of practice.

But as a people perpetually forced to live within other cultures that may or may not accept them, they're pretty fucking adaptable (they have something like the Pikuach Nefesh principle that Judaism does, in that the strictures of their religion are of secondary importance to its overall theological point), and so it's one of those things where maybe, yeah, at one point, let's say, Midraeic people were utterly against sausage-eating (lol, implication intended) but then they were forced to coexist with the sausage-eating-peoples and lo, ate sausages. It's part of why they love to argue so much - it's almost the arguing that keeps them together as a coherent religious group.

So yeah, let's say Nika doesn't like cilantro so much. So the other cadets see him picking it out of his dinner. And they go, "is that a Midraeic thing?" and Nika goes, "None of your business," and voila, a new idea about what Midraeic beliefs are is born among the other cadets.

The problem is the other cadets are entirely too gullible for him to outright fuck with them. They'll end up believing that shit. So he feels a responsibility. A responsibility that won't let him lie. So they ask, "no really, is that forbidden to eat in your religion?" and he has to say something lame like "no, it just tastes like soap." But they don't, because they're scared of him, and talking about religion is uncouth, so even if that happens, he can make a little fort out of the chicken bones from his meal later and they'll assume it's got some kind of ritual significance instead of being a game he used to play with his sisters at dinner (much to his father's disgust) about who could build the best fort of bones and who could destroy one others' forts without their mother or father seeing and thus getting themselves in trouble for playing at the table (the evolution into mushed root vegetable forts was immediately cracked down upon on account of splatter, so bones it remained).

He wants to lie so bad. He figures he could probably get them to start believing Midraeics believed eating chicken doomed one's soul for eternity if only he was 1) willing to not eat chicken; 2) didn't think this would somehow backfire on him spectacularly at a future point, because they are so utterly gullible about belief. They might take him seriously and interpret him having chicken soup as some kind of deep indication of mental instability, and he likes chicken soup. God knows what they would do.

Cole, the smartest cadet Nika knows, Nika fucks with. And it's only because Cole could be bothered to not be so gullible if here weren't SO EXTREMELY DEVOTED to pretending he knows nothing about religion. So it's a lay-up way to knock Cole down a peg.

Fuck, Nika would love a halal Toblerone moment.

[lilacvine]

TomHolland!Peter Parker NSFW alphabet

Masterlist

TobeyMaguire!Peter Parker NSFW alphabet

AndrewGarfield!Peter Parker NSFW alphabet

Date posted: 04/14/2022

Words: 1.5k+

Pairing: TomHolland!Peter Parker x reader

Summary: NSFW alphabet

Tags: smutt smutty smutta, Peter is of age and in college, m!sub/f!dom dynamic, mommy kink, pegging, praise kink, overstim kink, post-NWH, reader has a vagina and tits, corn link

A/N: This one is from a three-part series of NSFW alphabet for the three Peters!

Thanks to @realspideyspice , @withahappyrefrain , @squiddtheekidd and @purple-soaps for whispering some ideas to me when drunk!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Peter is the type to make sure that everything is okay and by everything, I mean everything. He asks if you're okay, if he hurt you, if he can clean you up, if you need clothes, food, cuddles, kisses, candles, a bath… So on so forth. And after his giant interrogation he can talk with you for hours, he never stops talking, he always has something new to tell you. 

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His own favorite body part is his butt. He thinks it's nice and to be honest you're always complimenting him on it so he has no other choice than to admit you are right. 

His favorite body part of yours is your tits. He's a boob man and he's always touching them, whether it's sexual or not. Hands on them, head on them, he needs to show them love you know, he's a grateful man after all. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Per said earlier, Peter loves your tits so it is only logical that he wants to cum on them either while you're giving him the fucked out and doe eyes or when you force him to count down to 5 before cumming. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He really, really wants to share you with the other Peters, that's one of his biggest fantasies. But he'll never admit it, he'd be too ashamed. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He isn't experienced, you're his first time. So obviously, he's a bit awkward at first, he isn't sure if he's doing too much or not enough but it takes practice and it doesn't take long before he knows your soft spots. 

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He loves cowgirl. Why? Because he has a very easy access to your clit and to your tits that he finds absolutely gorgeous. He loves to sit up and suck on your nipples while you fuck yourself on his cock. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Peter tries very hard to be serious, he wants to make it good but sometimes it can get awkward and he unlocks it all by tickling you and blowing raspberries all over your body. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He has thick brown curls and except for that one time in high school where he completely shaved (he heard that it makes it look bigger and he wanted to test it out), Peter just makes sure that his hairs don't get too long. 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Whether it's in a romantic relationship, friends with benefits situation or a one-night stand, Peter is the kind to draw his partner in for a hug. He kind of needs reassurance, a sign that he is doing good so a soft peck on the lips or a warm embrace is mandatory during sex. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

If he's not seeing someone, he masturbates at least twice a week and usually to porn. But once he knows you, he's up to 5 times a week and he only thinks of you. 

Once, he came 4 times in a night just by fucking his fist to the fresh memory of you kissing his cheek that very morning after he helped you studying for the Chem finals. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

I want to put an emphasis on the mommy kink. He never really thought about it, it's just that one day you were both casually talking about kinks, what you're into, what you're not into and you talked about a mommy/daddy kink and his brain short-circuited. You first thought it was the daddy kink so you asked if that turned him on and he shook his head, all red. And then you just said, "Aww, are you hard because you want to call me mommy? Is that it?" and my oh my let's just say that you ruined him for any other person which leads us to the other kink I wanted to talk about : overstimulation. I will now feed you all with this link. 

I think that even though he begs you to stop, Peter loves it when you make him cum so many times he's crying. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

At first, it's the bedroom, he wants to keep it safe but as time goes by, he gets more and more daring and starts requesting new places. If you ask him, the best one was in an empty floor of the college library, late at night where you muffled his moans by putting your drenched panties in his mouth and he muffled yours by making you suck his index and middle fingers, sadly you had nothing to stop the table you were sitting on from rapidly hitting the wall. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Praise. Lots and lots of it. Here are a few examples. 

"Baby, your tongue feels so good inside of me!" 

"Fuck- No, no please keep fucking me with your fingers I'm gonna come!" 

"You've been such a good boy, I need your cum inside of my pussy, can you give it to me?" 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Peter likes bruises, bites and scratch marks, on him and on you, but if you ask if it is okay to make one or the other bleed, he'll instantly say no. Otherwise he's open to pretty much anything. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Yes, Peter Parker loves eating pussy, what's new? But this one goes crazy when he gets his cock sucked. It is all about the way your eyes meet his when your mouth his full and how you moan when you feel his dick hitting the back of your throat. 

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

When he's on top, he makes sure not to hurt you so he goes for long and deep strokes until he's about to cum, that's when he can hardly hold himself together anymore and goes for a sloppy and hurried rhythm, one that'll surely leave bruises on your pelvis the next day. 

When you're on top, you play with him, so it's all about torture. Either you're making it horribly slow to the point where he has to beg you to go a little faster, or you jump so hard and fast on his cock that you have him trying to get out of your grip before he makes a mess inside of you. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Peter loves a good quickie from time to time but he's much more into sex that takes the whole night, especially thanks to his stamina. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He finds it really tempting to fuck you in the Spidey suit outside. But it's too dangerous, if you get caught, the medias' eyes will be on you and you'll be in danger. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

Peter can go for hours - days even if you want to - it's one of the pros of getting bitten by a radioactive spider. 

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You own a wand that Peter has used on you multiple times but let's be clear you use it a lot on him too, especially to overstimulate him.

You also own a strap-on and a couple of butt plugs. Peter was the one to bring up the idea, even if he was kind of scared of it really hurting him. In the end, he thinks this is the closest to heaven he'll ever be before dying. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Peter just doesn't know how to tease, he's way too eager to please you and gets too easily pussy drunk to do so. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is very, very loud but he makes the most delightful mewls and moans only for you. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I think that it is clear that Peter Parker is a sub. But I need to make sure that everyone here knows he gets pegged at least twice a month and that getting fucked like that is enough for him to cum multiple times without even having to stroke his cock. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I think he is around 8 inches long but he is very thick, the kind of thick that needs a good dose of lube - which you have in a bag - and fingering before going inside your pussy. I think he is uncircumcised and has overall a very beautiful cock. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It is pretty high actually, to the point where you make sure that your text conversations are hidden in your phone because 80% of it is pure porn when you're apart. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he comes 3-4 times, he has no problem staying awake, walking around, doing some chores/homework or going back to his Spider-Man duties. But if it's more, he falls asleep in your arms in 15 minutes. 

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Hello!! I'd just like to say I love your blog, thank you for existing, it has brought me so much joy you have no idea!! 💕 Your comedy posts about the NXX team are some of my favourite things to exist on the internet, just aaaahhhh I love seeing them just exisiting and being cracky idiots together!! The best kind of shenanigans are team shenanigans <3 Thank you for bringing so much laughter into my life!!

Whille on the topic of team shenanigans though, I've always wondered where the NXX team members would fall on the scale between "i have a 10 step skincare routine that I follow religiously" to "facial soap?? Why do I need special soap for my face??"

I initally pegged Luke as type number 2, but Luke has spent a good chunk of his life living with MC, and she seems like the type that would insist on him actually using proper products because omg Luke that soap is meant for your body it's not the same you can't use that for everything!! So now he just keeps using the routine she recommended when they were younger because it just lowkey reminds him of her 🥺 I'm curious where the rest of the NXX boys would fall on this scale though!! You totally don't have to respond to this, I just thought it was an interesting idea! Bye for now!! 💕

awww, this ask is so sweet! thank you for your kind words, anon, im happy to make other people in this fandom happy :DDD now onto your ask bc THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

i dont take care of my skin at all but in the past ive chatted with a bunch of medical doctors/dermatologists (n if u take anything from this post, let it be this: all u need is wash face w/ water and sunscreen everyday even if ur indoors. thats it) so like. IT IS TIME FOR ME TO RAMBLE FOR A KILOMETRIC AMOUNT OF WORDS ABOUT SKINS OF THEMIS!!!!

nxx boys' skin......care routines

wc: 1.6k words about skin

vyn richter: supple and enraging, his skin is great and im suing him for it

vyn is fancy, vyn is prissy, vyn knows how to make MACARONS, so like obviously his skincare routine is high end as all fuckin hells. but like?? he doesnt even NEED IT TO BE!!! because his skin is naturally amazing

see, i may not know about vyn's diet (i assume it's delicious and balanced) or vyn's general physical health (he seems like a general physician's dream come true) but i do know one thing vyn richter gets a lot of: SLEEP.

sleep is like the best thing u can do for ur skin, passively. lets ur skin repair damage and thus reduces wrinkles or age spots. as marius loves to remind us every single second, vyn wakes up at 9am. prev canon content tells us that vyn sleeps at around 11pm, giving vyn's skin (skin richter...) 10 wholeass hours to take care of itself. recommended sleep hours for a person of his age is 7-9 hours. vyn adds on another hour. for the INDULGENCE OF IT ALL.

but yes, his skincare routine is the following in this order: gentle facial cleanser, toner, moisturizing lotion, sunscreen. pretty simple tbh, still on the scale of "chill" skincare routine but definitely near the line of "10 steps i will follow to my grave." important to note tho that all the products he uses are stupid fancy.

i think maybe sometimes, like after a busy or stressful day, he'll do a face mask. still fancy, but he doesnt rlly go after the ones that do too much, he likes the aromatic ones. fragrant face mask on, his antique gramophone crooning Rainy Days and Mondays by The Carpenters, and vyn is living the life.

luke pearce: skin thankfully was saved by mc, but before that it was TERRIBLE

i ONE HUNDO PERCENT agree with ur headcanon!!! it's SO SWEET HHHHH. i can imagine that once mc's skincare routine is drilled into his mind and heart (and she rlly made sure he remembered it!!! it's quite basic, not truly bare minimum, but on the chill scale of daily skincare: a gentle facial cleanser, moisturizer, and sunscreen. "that's it!!! that's all, luke!!! LUKE, STOP DODGING ME, IM JUST PUTTING ON THE DAMN SUNSCREEN!!!" these two together in the bathroom during their teen years was frigging world war 3) he really sticks to it!! and he uses the exact same products mc had used before EXACTLY for the emo reason u brought up.

luke pearce during his 8 year disappearance be like: shes watching over my......skin.....

aaron: when you say it like that, it's INCREDIBLY CREEPY

luke: SHUT UP, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!

and thats luke's skincare routine for basically the rest of his life. so since thats all been set up, i do wanna talk about Before The Salvation Of Luke's Skin---

---because LMAOOOO YEAAAA. bros, he was using not just normal body soap for his face. that was him on a good day. canon suggests that luke was a messy person, in his childhood. his room a mess yet he finds what he needs. that kind of philosophy is something i see bleeding into a lot of what he does. aka hes like "i mean my face doesnt get dirty, and it's still doing what a face is sposed to do, so i just wash it with just water in the shower."

mc, horrified: not even. soap?

luke: why would i need soap?

mc: "WHY WOULD YOU NEED SOAP"??????????

(im projecting on luke here lol. listen, just water is fine. ur not gonna win any awards with it but it's fine. and like, luke pearce sure as hell doesnt need more to help for him look GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL!!!!)

marius von hagen: skin so good it's infuriating, we have to steal it, IT'S TOO GOOD FOR HIM

now this is a mf knows skincare stuff from front to back. PAX has cosmetics branches but thats not why he knows imo, he knows because hes a fruity guy. and a vain one, sometimes. the point here is that he's KNOWLEDGEABLE. you cant scam this dude with subpar or overhyped skincare products. snail cream face mask? yeah ofc he knows about that [marius_von_scoffing.mp3] but youre saying this snail cream mask is the be-all-end-all of skincare? oh he KNOWSSSS UR WRONG, BUDDY!!!!!

that being said, since hes quite knowledgable he also knows skin differs from person to person. he did his research to figure out his skin type and what routine fits it best and makes him look sexy pretty hottest.

marius' skincare routine changes sometimes (theres one he does daily and one he does every 2 or 3 weeks, gotta exfoliate, duhhhh)

but his daily one is the following (after a shower): micellar water, toner, moisturizing lotion, sunscreen.

honestly, marius' biggest trouble is eyebags. he sleeps much too little and i am always gonna be stressed about that. hes stressed about it too bc he cant LOOK like hes having a hard time bc thatd mean ppl would be sincerely worried about him and marius is allergic to positive sincerity. hes got some products to protect against noticeable eyebags but hes not above using some concealer if it's a Bad Fuckin Week

additionally, marius often wears makeup for fun (gender feels) or for profit (business gatherings where theres a bunch of bright lights) so he always makes sure to prep his face for makeup and clean it all off after. regular makeup without the correct protection and aftercare is a death sentence for ur skin...

artem wing: it aint much but it's honest (skin) work (but forreal, artie, do a face mask sometime...)

artem is a guy who strikes me as a "does what has to be done" type of person with an added dash of "me? indulging? is that not what will send me to hell?" artem's idea of indulging is buying high quality whetstone to sharpen his kitchen knives with. he orders it online in advanced for his birthday and is pleased when the deliveryperson drops off the LITERAL BLOCK at artem's apartment. brick brick brick, it's fun! (whatever floats ur boat, artem)

anyway, he doesnt do anything about skincare until hes 20 years old or something in law school and good ol' mentor neil hume is like "artem, if you keep frowning and furrowing your brows like that, you're going to get wrinkles at 25" and artem is like "i dont care about...wrinkles" and neil is like jsdbfsdjkgjsd of course. but the conversation Does make artem curious enough to research about wrinkles, then about face skin, then about skincare and then hes like. IM DOING FACE SKIN THINGS ALL WRONG (I.E. I HAVE NOT BEEN DOING ANYTHING)

after that, artem does the following daily skincare routine: gentle facial cleanser particularly for dry skin (artem realizes his skin is dry, and that uh. HES DRY IN GENERAL. like have u seen how much coffee this dude drinks??? drink some water, sir??? hes toeing the line of dehydration, i know it, and his body is having trouble creating most liquids. dry skin. dry skin for artem wing), soft cream, sunscreen.

he does not enjoy...Strong Fragrances. or Intense Face Sensations. or just anything that feels like his face is going through something chemical, in the bad way. gentle products all the way, artem wing must be placed in a swaddles of softness ONLY...

bonus: nxx investigation team skincare bonding

marius and luke are the ones most open and game and HAPPY to have chill face mask friday night funtime with mc. granted, luke is gonna be like "THIS FEELS WEIRD AND COLD AND SLIMY" once mc slaps the mask onto his face. but he gets used to it pretty quickly. esp after marius teases him like "super spy can handle everything but aloe vera, huh?" and then after that marius has to dodge luke's tackle attack. friday night funtime with the boyz!!!

vyn and artem are invited to friday night funtime but theyre both hesitant. vyn because hes like "i dont look handsome when theres a face mask on my face" and artem because hes like "what if i get a bad grade at having fun on a friday night with friends. this is something both normal to fear and possible to achieve"

but i think mc has some great puppy eyes (she grew up with luke, of course she'd have great puppy eyes, im sure he TAUGHT HER) and so vyn and artem eventually get over themselves bc theyre both whipped as hell

once that happens, it's a lovely bonding disaster. marius is trying to ramble BETTER about the science of skincare vs. luke who did research because goddamnit, he's not going to let marius win so easily. artem prepared a relaxing spotify playlist and vyn takes potshots at him when a spotify ad plays and hes like "dont have premium? shame." and artem holds back on pelting the phone at vyn's clear skinned face. mc is just happy all her friends are here being dumb and having fun

all in all the nxx skinvestigation team is doing GREAT in terms of face skin. im sure random stellis citizens look at them walking around like "...he doesnt deserve his skin...i....deserve his skin..."