#it's not real cheese it's yucky blah blah blah | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

maple-writes · 6 months ago

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Tired of the slander towards kraft singles. Like maybe I'm just full of microplastics but it feels so pretentious when people jump to saying "fake cheese" "plastic" "tasteless" like yeah if you're eating it cold it's not great but you cannot tell me it's not the most delicious thing to make a grilled cheese with??? Maybe it's tasteless if you have like no depth of your palate or whatever. Come on.

#rambling #like oooh look at me I'm too good for cheese product #it's not real cheese it's yucky blah blah blah #skill issue #like people who scoff at apple juice for kids because ~sugar~ like no one is telling you to give them a whole pint of juice whenever #a glass (reasonable and child sized!!!) won't kill them damn #inspired by my office of older women who are afraid of anything they think is a ~chemical~ or contains sugar #including fruit

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