#it's not nice

[crowleychild]

I just ask the media for a show in which a man thows himself overboard, stiff as a board, not thinking even about swimming, in order to find the love of his life

[uozlulu]

They need to invent a caffeine I can have with acid reflux. I feel like my brain is screaming at me and I can't shut it up because I can't have coffee or Coke, etc...and so I just have to like sit here for days writing the most dumbest bullshit versions of the scenes I want to write because my brain is like 50% screaming and 10% writing

I really didn't realize just how much caffeine was doing for me beyond just making me sleepy until I couldn't have it anymore.

[jewishcissiekj]

oh yeah so I was staring so confusedly at my therapist for the last 10 minutes of our meeting today because I was talking about how I feel like I don't have meaning in my life and there's a hole that's always there and then she was like 'ok drink water. now let's talk about your choices and about math because once you reclaim control of your life you will reclaim control of your life so you should do that' and I think she forgot what I said it was very embarrassing for me

[cat-or-kitten]

You don't mean that 🥹no no no i already waited for 22 days i can't go another 16 days 😭💔

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[foolfortune]

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[malaroane]

sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

[sop-soap]

Biases being broken down on both sides

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[inthereellife]

YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!

If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd

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