#it's like keeping a pet but it's bacteria

[vwhi]

it's like planning hair wash days around your life obligations but with feeding your batch of yogurt new milk so that it won't go bad

[scoriarose]

She came up with a new activity

[heckyeahponyscans]

The H5N1 (bird flu) virus is going around, and cats are proving especially susceptible to it. A big cat sanctuary in Washington state had TWENTY of their big cats (cougars, tigers, etc) die of bird flu.

There have also been cases of indoor-only domestic cats getting sick or even dying of bird flu after contracting it from raw cat food. And of course coming into contact with birds also puts your cat at risk.

To keep your cat safe:

Keep them away from birds, preferably keeping them entirely inside. If they are indoor-outdoor then remove any bird feeders from your yard to make cat-bird contact less likely.

Do NOT feed them raw food of any sort, including freeze-dried raw food. Freezing will not kill the virus!

A lot of raw pet food companies are using PR speak to assure customers that their raw food is safe. Remember that at the end of the day their priority is to make money and stay in business. Unless they are testing every bird carcass for the virus their assurances are meaningless, and they certainly are not testing every bird because it would be too expensive.

Cooking kills most viruses and bacteria, including H5N1.

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

"Stupid" Things the TWST Cast Believed As Kids

I was going to post this without a preamble but it just looked wrong LMAO -----------------------------------------------------

Heartslaybul

Riddle - He just mispronounced a lot of words out loud. This is actually common in a lot of kids that read a lot, they don't know how to say a word any differently than the way they've pronounced it in their head, so some examples: (Ladle -> would rhyme with Saddle, Rhythm had over-emphasis on the first 'h', etc.)

Trey - thought butter was made from the fat collected off of cow butts ('butt' was also the only 'naughty' word he knew for a long time). The thing is he had probably seen his parents make butter. either by accident or on purpose and it still didn't click for him.

Cater - only ate black beans, (when they were served). when he was a kid because he thought they were the same as coffee beans. He saw his dad eating chocolate covered coffee beans and got mad when he denied him the Delight Of Caffeine at Three Years Old so thought eating black beans was like. A super sneaky way of being like his dad.

Deuce - Chocolate covered strawberries came from a special plant, he didn't think his mom just set them up for him sometimes. He ended up asking more than a few times when his strawberries were plain when they could 'go back to the store and get the good kind' and would call the strawberries without chocolate 'rotten'.

Ace - For whatever reason, he didn't think bears were a real animal. Just. Teddy bears existed. And of course when his big brother showed him pictures of real bears he thought he was messing with him. Ace will not admit how long it took him to realize that bears are real.

Savannaclaw

Leona - Falena told him once that vanilla extract comes from 'beaver butt juice' and it was in all the vanilla flavoured desserts he's ever had. Yes Falena was messing with him to get his portion of desserts because Leona was too grossed out to eat them. It managed to last about 6 months before Leona was fed up and researched the information on his own.

Ruggie - His grandma protected him best she could from food scarcity, so he genuinely believed she knew how to make something from nothing. Same with his clothes.

Jack - Refused to eat hotdogs because he thought they were made from real dogs and cried whenever he saw someone else eating hot dogs. Even when they bough turkey hot dogs he thought they added 'turkey flavouring' to the Dogs.

Octavinelle

Azul - Thought cuttlefish were 'cuddlefish' and would get so SO upset when they didn't want to snuggle with him

Jade - When he first heard the word 'hermaphrodite' he thought it meant someone who just really really liked hermit crabs.

Floyd - Was SO disappointed to find out ice cream didn't scream while you eat it (I-scream)

Scarabia

Kalim - Used to try and eat really fast, so Jamil told him if he ate his food too hot his tongue would melt to the top of his mouth. (Yeah Jamil got in trouble for that one but it worked, Kalim savoured his food and he still makes sure his food is cooled down a little before he eats).

Jamil - Didn't eat yogurt for a long time because he didn't want to 'feed the bacteria in his belly'. That was his only reasoning.

Pomefiore

Vil - thought candy cigarettes were real cigarettes, this resulted in him biting one of his dad's or fellow actor's cigarettes and Regretting it. (Even the fake ones are filled with like an herbal blend, you don't want to eat it still)

Rook - kinda sad, but genuinely thought termites were considered dessert. They were fairly rampant in his home so he would eat them any chance he got (raw termites supposedly taste like pineapple).

Epel - yeah he thought he was a werewolf, there isn't much else to add.

Ignihyde

Idia - Thought that microwaving a spider/other bugs for a very short amount of time would mutate their DNA and he could keep it as a pet, despite many failed attempts, he continued trying.

Ortho - (insert ugly crying here thinking about baby boys early years) he really believed that one day Idia would find a way to bring the characters from tv/video games into 'real life' so they could have play dates with them. (Idia promised him he would try his best)

Diasomnia

Malleus - He thought computers were a type of pet people could have.

Lilia - Used to think that the stars were really big glow bugs

Silver - Fully believed the storks deliver babies thing. Not because of Lilia, but because of a story book and it made things easy so he just rolled with it anyways, until Silver was old enough.

Sebek - That the fountain of youth was real - he wanted to drink from it once he reached his prime so that he could serve Malleus always.

Others

Che'nya - Refused to believe that gum ever came from trees because he 'tried sap before and it didn't even taste like syrup so how could something sweet as gum come from trees'.

Najma - Thought she was able to talk to ghosts, it was just Jamil fucking with her lskjfhsldkjfsdf

Neige - Didn't know what owls were, called them tree penguins.

Rollo - Called ambulances 'Body Rescue Busses' because even as a kid he knew only God could save your soul. (you can take that seriously or as satire idc) -------------------------------------------------------- @fluffle-writes thank you for the compliments, and the motivation to write!! ljfkjdshflkjsdf

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[anniebeckcalla]

Hello! I've been obsessed with the "cute aggression" moments people have with their pets but I found one where it's done by a gf to her bf and I immediately thought of jeno or jisung. Can you please do something like that BUT to add a little bit of a plot to make the male a little mad at the mc and she just starts to squish his cheeks and kiss all over him cuz he looks so adorable in that moment (could be jeno or jisung, idrc since I cannot choose between them😭)

hello! this is such a lovely request!

here's what I've done. I hope that you enjoy it.

priorities [jisung x reader]

wc:753. style: third person, non-idol au. cw: fluff, slight ooc?? yn wears lipstick

You smiled to yourself as you tiptoed through the apartment, quiet and dark after a long day of being at work. Normally, you would have turned the lights and stove on to make dinner, but tonight, you had only one place to be- the bedroom.

You opened the door as gently as possible, not wanting to make too much noise. You switched on the overhead light, wincing as the room was filled with a soft glow. The reason for your heed was slightly your fault…it had resulted in Jisung being invalid in bed for the whole day.

You giggled when you saw the top of his blonde hair upon the pillow, the rest of him confined underneath the thick duvet. You had suffered a cold last week, and being the man he was, Jisung had been there for you and helped you to a speedy recovery. However, he had taken the worst of the bacteria. Since last night, he had lain in bed with a fever, sore throat, and shivering limbs. You hadn't bothered to ask for the day off to look after him (your manager wouldn't have wanted to hear it) and so you had left him alone for a long while today, creeping out of the house at dawn before he made you change your mind.

You peeled open the covers and held back a squeal at how adorable Jisung looked. He was curled up in a ball, blonde hair hiding his eyes, cheeks pink from fever. You wanted to scoop him up and keep him all to yourself. “Jisung?” you whispered. “I'm here. It's alright." Jisung jolted from his derelium before stretching in a way that reminded you of a deer foal. “I feel like death,” he croaked. “I'm sorry,” you said, stroking his fringe out of his eyes. “At least I'm here now.”

Jisung suddenly seemed to realise that you were there. He sat up (due to his condition, he looked rather slouched) and crossed his arms. He turned his head away, refusing to look at you. “You abandoned me,” he scowled. “I've had a horrible day, and you abandoned me.” You shrugged. “I didn't have a choice, did I? I had to go to work!” Jisung huffed, still refusing to look at you. “So you like your manager more than me?” You laughed. As intimidating as he was trying to be, Jisung was the personification of a stuffed animal. “Of course not, darling. I tried to get home as soon as possible.” Jisung finally turned his gaze towards you. He was frowning at you, but his hair softened any intimidation that he could have radiated.

“I used all my last bit of strength to reach to my phone to call you,” he said, his voice dipping in and out with hoarseness, “but guess what? It was out of charge.” He looked down at a patch on the duvet, obviously feeling very sorry for himself. “I felt really sad. And I missed you. And you never came home.” He looked so small and sad with his crossed arms and fluffy blonde hair and rosy cheeks that you couldn't help yourself from attacking him. Without warning, despite your work clothes, you seized him, taking his face in yours and peppering it with a thousand kisses. “I'm never going to leave you ever again,” you said in between pecks. “I'm going to stay right here with you until you feel better.”

“Get off!” Jisung said half-heartedly, pretending to hate the attack. When you eventually pulled away, his face was adorned with your lipstick prints. “Sorry,” you said, leaning over to wipe it off, but Jisung held up his hand. “No, it's alright. I don't mind.” You shrugged off your coat. “Does that mean I'm forgiven now?” Jisung rolled his eyes. “I don't know. You're the one who gave me this cold in the first place.” You smiled to yourself. He was trying to keep his guard up, but he could never be mad at you for long. “I'm going to shower real quick,” you announced. As you walked away, Jisung grabbed your hand with surprising force. “Don't leave me again,” he whispered. “Just stay here with me. I promise I'm not mad anymore.”

“Oh, alright,” you sighed (secretly happy, of course), sinking into bed with him. You stroked his hair as he wrapped his arms around your waist and buried his head in the nook of your neck. The manager could wait. You weren't going to leave Jisung in distress ever again.

[thanks for the ask anon!]

taglist: @jenoleeaesthetic @cigsaftersuh @pl4netx1a @herjaemin @jeonghansshitester

[minminyoonjii]

Corruption AU - Bottom! Dance Racha/Manipulative Male! Reader

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You sighed, leaning against your locker, biting on the end of a lollipop stick. It was usual to see you roaming around the hallway during classes. The teachers gave you a special pass since your results are excelling. You yawned, watching students come in and out into the hallway when a group of boys walked in. Their uniforms are seamless, their hair tidy and smooth. 

You eyed the blonde one, his eyes sparkling with innocent joy. His cheeks decorated with freckles, adding to the alluring sight. You looked next to him, his eyes icy but proper. He looks like he holds himself high. A teacher's pet. Then you looked at the last. He was the definition of the last but not least. Tall, an artist. There was a smudge of paint on his cheeks, making you bite back a smirk. 

You eyed him up and down, his ears pierced, and his hair tied to a ponytail. You gave them a subtle glance as they walked closer. Your expression stayed nonchalant as they walked past. It's been a while since you got laid in university. Maybe you could somehow lure them into agreeing with themselves.

"I know you're doing this on purpose," your lecturer chastised, showing you your results. You sighed, "I'm not sir, the workload is getting harder," you replied, trying to keep your annoyance at bay. Your lecturer frowned, "This isn't your first year, you should've prepared and your answers are deliberately wrong. It's like you understood the question but answered the total opposite," he scoffed, tapping his foot. 

You snickered, "Maybe I need a tutor," you said with sarcasm lacing your voice. "Maybe you do," your lecturer perked up. 'Bingo' you thought, staying nonchalant. "I'm introducing you to three students, maybe they'll be a good influence on you," he said, messaging them about the tutoring. You bit back a smirk, "I'm sure they will be," you said, packing up your bag.

"You're our new pupil, right?" Felix beamed, reaching out his hand. You nodded, taking it. The size difference between you made your cock throb. You smiled back, "Yeah, my results have been disappointing, to say the least," you said, playing along to their personalities. Minho hummed, "It's quite a significant drop. Did something happen to you in that period of time?" he asked, wary by your behavior. 

You studied them beforehand, nothing too stalkerish. You were still a gentleman, just base level knowledge. "My pet cat passed. It was heartbreaking, to say the least," you said, showing him a picture of your cat. It wasn't a lie. It did pass, just not this year. Minho bit his bottom lip, sympathizing with your loss, "I'm so sorry. I would've lost focus too," he admitted, setting his papers aside. 

Hyunjin kept quiet, monitoring you, "You're the one that got the special pass, right? The one that only the top students are allowed to have," he said, crossing his arms. You nodded, "I was until I flunked my midterms and trials," you explained, knowing it'd be harder to gain his trust. Hyunjin hummed, "I suppose we could tutor you. But don't expect us to be friends," he said, looking away. You gave him a genuine smile, "Thank you, I'm looking forward to it," you said, covering your pulsing hard on with your bag. 

Weeks go by as they tutored you. It didn't take long for them to get comfortable around it and even invite you for simple hangs out. You enjoyed the company, genuinely seeing them for who they are instead of mindless future hookup. "So, today we're practically simple bacteria containment. It's just step by step to keep it secure. Like the fume hood or the vacuum chamber," Felix explained, showing his notebook. 

You nodded, jolting along, "Can we take a break after this?" You asked, cracking the joints in your neck. Felix nodded, "Sure, it's about time anyway," he said, keeping his stationary aside. You cuddled up to Felix, "You're so soft, Yongbok-ah," you grumbled, nosing his neck. Felix giggled, "That tickles," he said, squirming right above your bulging tent. You hissed, holding him firm, "Stop that," you warned, breathing heavily against his hair. 

Felix gulped, doing as told, "Sorry," he whispered, fidgeting with his hands. You sighed, patting his head, "You did nothing wrong, it's just I'm a little pent up right now," you explained, seeing a shiver go down Felix's spine. You smirked, "Would you like to see?" you asked, knowing this was a heavy risk. Felix nodded, his breathing shallow, "Please? If you allow, of course," he asked, turning to look up at you. 

"Anything you want, prince," you whispered, stroking his cheek.

NSFW BELOW CUT

Felix kneeled between your legs, your cock heavy and hot against your torso, "It's so girthy," he whispered, trying to wrap his hand around it but it barely held half. You chuckled, stroking his hair, "Maybe you're just tiny, prince. Tiny hands, tiny body, but your heart sure is big," you teased, booping his nose. 

Felix giggled, stroking your cock at a languid pace, "Does this feel good?" he asked, looking for your reassurance. You nodded, "Of course it hah does," you groaned, wrapping your hand around his to pump your cock. Felix gulped at the size difference, his eyes blown wide with lust at the squelching sounds of precum leaking down your shaft. 

Hyunjin whimpered, feeling left out as he watched from the stairs. You knew he was there, his reflection was shown on the TV a while ago. "Hyunnie, come down here, angel," you cooed, gesturing him over. Hyunjin gulped but did as told his body instantly going next to Felix. You cooed, seeing his flushed out expression, "Were you feeling needy, angel? Did you want to touch it too?" you asked, stroking his cheek. 

Hyunjin nodded, rutting his bulge against his palm, "Can you teach us this time?" he asked, looking up at you with dilated pupils. You shuddered an exhale, "Definitely. You both have so much to learn," you said, stroking his hair.

"That's it, Lix. Keep riding that dildo," you instructed, grazing Felix's skin. Hyunjin cried out, his cock buried down Felix fluttering throat. His cockhead leaking and throbbing with precum. Felix whimpered at the taste, his prostate stimulated to the brink. "Fuck, hhgh, hah. Don't moan, Lix," he sobbed, clawing the couch. Felix whined, trying but the constant thrusts of the dildo pressing against his sensitive bundles of nerves made his head spin. 

Hyunjin whined, bucking his hips, "Cumming, hah, I'm cumming," he wailed, holding down Felix's head to the hilt. Felix choked on his cum, streaks of white dripped down his nose. You gently pulled him off and cleaned his face, "Blow," you instructed as he blew his nose. Hyunjin laid spent, his cock twitching against his torso. You chuckled, leaning down to wrap your hand around Felix's pretty cocklet, "Cum for me, prince. I know your prostate feels good but your body hasn't ejaculated from that pleasure before," you cooed, pumping his cock between your fist. 

Felix arched his back, sitting back on his heels as ropes of white squirted onto Hyunjin's knees. You pampered, kisses on his face, "Good boys, you did so good for your first lesson," you praised, not hearing the door unlock. Minho stood with his eyes wide, "What's going on?" he asked, trying to look away from your pulsing hard cock. You chuckled, "Minnie, don't look away. I like your eyes on me," you cooed, knowing Minho is a size queen. 

He hides his search history well but keeps his yaoi manhwas' on display thinking no one would know what they are. Minho scoffed, "Show some decency. I want no part of your endeavours," he said, setting the groceries aside. You stepped back, "If you really hate it, say the word peach. If you're wary but find all this attractive, say the word apple," you said, wanting to have a taste of him but you're demure, very mindful. 

Minho gulped, gripping the counter, "Apple," he said, biting his bottom lip. You smiled, "I'll take good care of you, kitten," you hummed, leaning Minho to the rest.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck. You're so tight," you hissed, gripping Minho's hips as he bounced on your lap. Minho whimpered, loving the sheer stretch of your hot veiny cock penetrating his puffy rim. You licked his chest, "You're such a dirty boy, aren't you. Your little hole had to be plugged up every day, didn't it?" You mocked, nipping his nipples. It was a shock to everyone when you undressed Minho only to see a pretty little jewel between his plump ass. 

Minho nodded, clawing your torso, "Yes, yes. Feel empty hhgh without it," he whined, riding your perfectly curved cock to pounded against his prostate. Felix mewled, pinned to the couch by Hyunjin, "Jinnie, your tongue is so long," he cried out, his ribbed walls stimulated by Hyunjins through thrusts. Hyunjin sucked on Felix's rim, "You taste so sweet baby," he groaned, marking Felix's inner thighs. 

You growled, thrusting your hips upwards to meet Minho's bounces, "Good kitten. You're so good for me. You're all mine now, understood. I'm never letting you all go," you  rambled, thrusting into Minho at a relentless pace. Minho screamed, cumming onto your torso at the sheer intensity. You bit his shoulder, groaning into his skin as you climaxed deep within his hole. Minho whimpered, slumping into your arms, "That felt amazing," he mewled, licking  the cum of your pec. 

You kissed his forehead, "Thank you for giving in," you chuckled, hearing Felix whimper from his high. Hyunjin pulled away, cumming into his palm, "Fuck, I don't think I can move," he groaned, feeling his knees lock up from kneeling too long. You chuckled, "Don't worry, I'll do the rest. Just enjoy the bliss for a bit longer, my loves. I'll take care of you," you whispered, sinking into the post-orgasmic haze.

[kiame-sama]

Dragon headvanon guy here again because a few more dropped into my head (also sorry for the typos, I'm not used to my phones big keyboard yet xD also 100% relate to you on the plushies, I have a big collection on my.own and love them with all my heart)

1. Most if not all Creatures love to be pet, it's common to see children & sometimes young teens being pet by their parents, older siblings or close friends. The older they fet the less likely they get petted tho, older Fae's and long lived Creatures tho remember that Humans would pet anyone who allowed it with great joy.

2. We know that Humans are seen as Peackeepers (or Beast Tamers) but I like to headcanon that they are also a symbol of Loyalty in many Kingdoms. Some older Creatures, like Lilia even remember Humans going through great dangers or sacrificing themself for their Pack.

An old Rumor has it that one of the Great Seven was actually once pack bounded with a human who sacrificed themself for them. (It would be an intresting idea if it was Scar and after he died many mistook the Human Sacrificing themself for him as him killing them & eating them. But you guys can go wild with this one)

3. Angry humans were a raresight to see and most only learned how dangerous humans could be once a Creature attacked a child and had to be send to a hospital after the Parent of said child got their revenge. It's also at that point that many learned how dangerous a human bite can be thanks to the bacteria in their mouth (that information sadly got lost to time though)

4. This is the last one for now, promise xD A lot of Kingdoms who were safe for humans, would have human daycares where they would watch over the Creatures kids. It was something unheard of since a lot of Creatures dont trust their young and rather weak children around others they dont know (and sometimes even close friends & family couldn't get close to the child without nearly being mauled.)

But it was a bit sucess and since it was free, low income familys would adly send their kids there to get food and have a chance at making friends. Some daycares even allowed sleepovers for Creatures who worked during the night, kids who were night active or those who weren't picked up because their parents worked late.

Sadly after humans went extinct these establishments were shutdown.

Ok one last one, this one is for the Fleur City; It's belived that humans created the Bell as a gift to the Rightous Judge who them upon getting this gift enchanted the Bell to ring in a specific tune when a human entred Fleur City.

Legends say that once the last human in Fleur City died and they went extinct as last that the Bell rung in such a sorrowfull way with the Rightous Judges cries that the spirit of the last Human in Fleur Ciry granted him a last gift. The Firelotus, so that any Magical Creature who dares to harm an Innocent Creature will be punished by humanitys judgment.

(No worries about the typos, I'm pretty bad about it too)

I'm down for all of these actually. Absolutely love how some canon things can so easily fall into place with just a little adjustment and work so wonderfully in an AU all its own.

I can see almost all of them wanting to be pet and of course hoping the soft human will pet them. Rook's already been pet by those little Human hands and he is already hooked. I could absolutely see Jack and Ruggie going nuts for petting. Lilia's already made it clear that group grooming is common so petting would likely be too. Maybe that's the Human's way of returning the grooming behavior to make Lilia sleep? Lilia has already petted Grim.

The last Human Lilia met was the surrogate mother of a young fox fae child and he will be forever haunted by how injured she was and still standing, unsure how long she must have fought to keep her young safe. Lilia had arrived near the end of the poor Human's desperate battle, stepping in himself but it was quite too late for the Human mother. He took in the child and raised them himself in Briar Valley, Silver is not the only child the old fae has taken under his wing. Lilia knows the sheer drive humans have to protect those they truly love because he saw it firsthand and he knows better than to mess with little Grim regardless of how much fun it would be. No need to upset the Human.

Humans were quite good at taking care of others young and many had a natural proclivity to protect infants regardless of what species it was. Humans aren't really all too threatening, so many mothers of the more protective species didn't feel that threat to themselves or their young like they did with other species or even their own family. Many are quite manageable as children and almost harmless, meaning the soft Humans could take care of them with no problem.

To make a world of magical creatures tremble in fear is a mighty feat and one only the fire lotus could achieve. After all, so many looked down on humans for their lack of magic, why not suffer the same fate for those who brought Humanity to heel?

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

S/O says this to main 10 Skeletons

" Ok, I need you to bite my hand real quick, don't ask why"

Undertale Sans - He's doing it but he's so gentle you barely feel it. He doesn't want to hurt you and he's a bit uncomfortable. He really just did it because he loves you.

Undertale Papyrus - No???? This is a weird thing to ask people??? Bite yourself instead if you really need to, he certainly won't encourage this activity.

Underswap Sans - No hesitation, he chomps your hand without letting you have the time to finish your sentence. Uh. Was he that eager to bite you? That sounds suspicious.

Underswap Papyrus - He immediately changes the topic and acts like he didn't hear you. He doesn't want to bite you? Why would you even ask him that?

Underfell Sans - Only your hand? Damn, baby, you're missing out. He gives you a shark smile before chomping your hand, very excited. He won't stop staring at your butt while wiggling his eye sockets at you for the rest of the day though.

Underfell Papyrus - He is confused, but he does it if it makes you happy??? He's not sure what this was about, though, and he's agitated all day because his brain can't understand what happened. Normal people don't ask to be bitten???

Horrortale Sans - He straight says no, and he's a bit upset you asked him when you know it's something that can trigger him. Find other weird occupations, please.

Horrortale Papyrus - He does it to please you, but he's very uncomfortable and even a bit agitated afterward. He hated every second of it and he hated he felt pressured to do it when he perfectly knew having human skin in his mouth would make him sick. He prefers to stay alone for a few hours.

Swapfell Sans - He's not doing it before you explain why. It's not up to discussion. He doesn't like doing things when he doesn't know what they are for.

Swapfell Papyrus - Oh sure! He bites your hand, and then he bites your arm, and then he pins you down and suddenly bites your neck like a vampire. Sigh. You can't ask him anything, can you?

Fellswap Gold Sans - Ew, hell no. He's not putting your filthy human bacteria inside his mouth, he doesn't want to die. He keeps looking at you with a disgusted expression all day long, to the point you start feeling offended.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He takes your hand, then light kisses your hand, and then pets your hand. And... That's it. What? He's not going to hurt you, that's bad!

[frankiensteinsmonster]

🎀Common Enough Mental Health Tips That Help Me Personally🎀

🍧- Freshening up with baby wipes if you can't bathe or wash over the sink

🍧- if you can't wash up at all, changing into clean clothes. Especially your underclothing.

🍧- Freshening up your clothes with alcohol if you can't wash them to get rid of some of the bacteria. It won't work forever, but it'll help a little.

🍧- Airing out your clothes helps too!

🍧- Keeping snacks and drinks you enjoy near your bed/wherever you spend the most time. "Junk" food is better than no food.

🍧- Prechopped/Frozen foods are a huge help! Don't feel pressured to avoid them for any reason. Social pressure? Is SOCIETY eating your meal?? Environmental concerns? Understandable, but WE Specifically need these things to function. Non-disabled people can pick up the slack for us. We can ask for better packaging options for the future as well! It's not your fault these things come in plastics.

🍧- Keeping your mobility aid and accessories together and near your bed if possible helps with organization, so you aren't as tempted to go without them and potentially hurt yourself. You are worth the effort.

🍧- Reaching out to your friends or otherwise loved ones. :') you can say hi. You can say "I don't have anything specific to say, but I just wanted to say hi" if you would like more of a script. They love you! They should be happy to hear from you! It's good to talk to people you care about and like.

🍧- Asking for help. Chores? 'Self' care? Eating? Accountability? Even if you are currently or ever unable to help them help you, loved ones are generally understanding and like helping! They should get that you are unable to do these things yourself, and they should set boundaries with you if they ever need to! Don't be afraid, we're all in this together. (Plus! That's extra hang out time :) socialization is good.)

🍧- Literally ANY form of dental hygiene is better than nothing. Gargle mouthwash, salt water, or even plain water. Brush without toothpaste. Chew sugar free gum. (Keep sugar free gum and any wrappers or containers away from pets!!! It is deadly and Will kill them!!) Anything. Please please please.

🍧- Make a point/an active effort to feel Good and Comfy! Layer up, make a blanket nest, watch comfort shows and eat yummy foods! Dress up or wear something comfy or comforting! Do something fun or new! Anything that makes you enjoy life just a little more!! You deserve to feel good, and sometimes that requires a conscious effort!

🍧- Accepting that as a person who experiences mental and/or physical unwellness, we will exhibit Symptoms and that's okay. Rest is good even if we need a lot of it in all forms and our less than desirable symptoms are morally neutral. We deserve love and support from everyone, including ourselves.

🩶- feel free to add on!

[pokemonshelterstories]

I've seen you answer a few asks about trubbish, so I'm hoping you can answer this: are trubbish a good pokemon to keep as a pet? I live in Unova and there's a wild population of trubbish literally down the street from me. I'd love to keep one as my first partner pokemon but are they easy to keep or is there stuff that might make them not ideal?

to be honest? they make terrible pets. it's not that they're particularly ill-tempered, though they certainly aren't cuddly in the way a pokemon like a lillipup is. but keeping them requires a lot of precautions for your own safety, and it's not something i would ever recommend to a first-time pokemon owner. you have to be so careful about your hygiene. trubbish require a certain amount of bacteria and mold in their environment to be healthy, and it's very easy to get sick taking care of one. you really need a proper outdoor enclosure. on top of that, trubbish themself emit a noxious gas as a byproduct of their immense bacterial load, and if you breathe it in without proper filtration, it can put your life at risk. the smell won't make you any friends, either, and it's going to cling to you.

i've only ever really seen success at keeping them in very remote areas or as part of a battling team, and even that is really rare. they're neat pokemon and fill a pretty unique environmental niche! but i find that it's generally best to appreciate them from afar.

[cutepethut]

Cat bites and scratches, while common, can sometimes lead to serious infections. These injuries may carry bacteria like Bartonella henselae, which causes cat scratch fever. Symptoms can include swelling, redness, pain, and fever. Those with weak immune systems, such as children or the elderly, are more susceptible to complications. If you're scratched or bitten, wash the area immediately with soap and water, apply antibiotic cream, and cover it with a bandage. Watch for signs of infection, like swelling or warmth around the wound, and seek medical care if symptoms appear. Prevent issues by keeping your cat’s claws trimmed, avoiding aggressive play, and teaching your pet not to scratch or bite. While cats are lovable, handling them safely is key to avoiding problems!

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[jumpywhumpywriter]

Vampire Captures Vampire Hunter to Use as Bloodbag part 13

Warnings: kidnapped human hunter, recovery whump/caretaking, carewhumper

"Hold on -- you really have no idea what's wrong with this situation, do you?"

Alex narrowed his eyes at the hunter's tone. He got the feeling the man was playing games with him, and he was not to be toyed with. "Enlighten me, oh wise one," he said icily, on the verge of losing his patience.

Mallory rubbed his face with his palms and let out a noise that sounded half like an anguished sob and half hopeless sigh at the insanity of it all. "I can't eat raw meat," he groaned loudly.

"Why the heck not?!" Alex barked angrily. "It's food. I brought you food, and this is the thanks I get?"

"You don't understand anything about humans!" Mallory cried in frustration. "If I eat this, I will get sick and die. Raw meat contains all sorts of bacteria and diseases that can be lethal if contracted. Humans eat cooked food because cooking it kills all the harmful stuff and makes it safe to consume."

Alex really, really wanted to punch something right now. He had to do even MORE work just to keep the blasted human alive?! How hard could this get?? "I had a pet dog once, and not even it was this much trouble to care for," he growled.

Mallory grinned far-too-smugly. "Unfortunately, sir, I am not a dog," he sneered. "I'm an exotic pet."

Alex thought he might blow a fuse -- he wanted to rip the arrogant human's throat out so badly. But he forced himself to take a deep breath and calm down to avoid doing something he'd regret later.

"Fine," he snarled, and marched forward to snatch the meal packet away from him, storming out of the basement. It sounded like a lie, that maybe the hunter just assumed him to be ignorant and was trying to sneak favors, but a quick call to Anisa confirmed that yes, humans cannot eat raw meat. Finicky little creatures. How on earth have they not gone extinct already, if even their own food could kill them when not properly prepared?!

Somehow knowing that made Alex even angrier, knowing how cocky Mallory would be about it later.

Anisa had better be certain about how good blood from happy humans tastes, Alex grumbled to himself as he stalked into his mansion's grand kitchen.

Anisa had given him some vague instructions on how to cook the meal he had gotten, but it was a lot harder than it had sounded over the phone.

But eventually, he succeeded in creating a chicken dish badly burnt on one side and slightly singed everywhere else. But at least it was cooked?

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[slifarianhawk]

Some Wesker headcanons that live in my head rent-free will include SFW and NSFW romantic and normal 🪷

Day to day

-he is a proper English user and is proud of it. Does not like to use contractions and will only use them when he is angry/ pissed the fuck off

-he loves classical music and jazz when he is feeling in the mood. If he had a partner, he would not complain about the music they listen too.

-he is thorough about personal health and hygiene. Clean shaven, showers before bed, uses a antibacterial soap and washes his hands for 40 seconds each time ( he is a virologist after all. he knows how bacteria and viruses spread)

-At the same time he is not a germaphobe or neat freak but will keep everything nice and organized

-he has a strict routine he follows and only makes time for his partner even if it is just a small kiss or a light caress in the hall

- he has two colognes he uses one is a vanilla sandalwood and musk he custom orders and for just around the house he uses Noir from Bath and Body Works (gift from partner)

- in his downtime, he goes over research With his partner's head on his lap or takes care of his Samurai Edge by doing maintenance and properly cleaning each component. It is after all his main firearm.

Relationship HC

Pet names- love, dearest, dearheart, and a flower that represents you ex: my determined gladiolus, my innocent carnation, my precious lotus (I use the third in my wesker fanfic)

-he is not much of a cuddle bug but if he is laying in bed with his partner he will hold them close and not let go

-isn't overly affectionate but will make time to see his partner throughout the day just to whispered sweet nothings to you

-partner fell first and both argued about who fell harder to be honest you both fell equally as hard

-if some one made his partner cry there would be Hell to pay and he would make sure of it

- he is not a fan of cooking but will do it to spoil his partner and would cook with them to spend a little extra time with them

-he is tease but not a heavily physical one he knows how to use each work to its full advantage and can get his partner dripping with just a few sentences

-will occasionally do small bets with his partner be it who wins in a sparring match or who can pick up the house faster.

NSFW

-he is a Dom without a fucking doubt

-enjoys seeing his partner tied or chained up and will sit infront of them just admiring them

-He doesn't think of himself as kinky but rather he is willing to try most things to bring his partner pleasure

-he does know he has a breeding kink especially if his partner was accepted by a virus. He will cum in his partner seventy-five percent of the time and the thought drives him feral

-prefers the master servant/ pet relationship side of bdsm. If his partner was in S.T.A.R.S. with him he would indulge in captain/ rookie play

-has a special choker or collar made for his partner for when he ties them up it's a sign of ownership and that his his alone

[darkbluekies]

Which one of your ocs would match a clumsy easily distracted darling. Cause I trip too easily and I'm really distracted most of the times. My ex use to whistle to get my attention sometimes because I love petting animals or getting lost staring at something pretty

DR KRY AND JERRY OMG

Dr Kry will simply switch sides with you if you're about to walk into something and will keep an eye on you 24/7. He considers himself your caretaker. He is a quiet helper, never telling you that you should do something. He'll lead you while you do your thing, always hovering behind you like a shadow.

"Keep talking, precious, don't mind me. Why I moved you? You didn't see that you were about to walk into a streetlight. Don't worry, I'm here to help. Do you want to pet that dog? I dont think you should, it could have bacteria. You can wave at it though."

Jerry would have a great time with you. If she was in a good mood, she wouldn't help you and would laugh everytime you do something stupid, but if she's in a bad mood, she'll pull you away from stuff that could hurt you and make sure you follow her without getting lost.

She'll grab your hood and pull you back onto the street if you walk against a red light.

"Ever heard of a green light? You want to die, don't you? Giving me a damn heart attack every time I let you out. That car there could have killed you. Now hug my arm so you don't get far away from me again, you fucking child. If you don't want to hold me, I'll get a leash for you. Oh, trust me, I'd dare."

[bogleech]

I dug through your blog a little yesterday to look for some posts on keeping pet leeches, and I was wondering if you still only recommend leeches.biz and biopharm for sourcing them? Or is there anywhere else you can think of? Seems like I need to create an account to even see what biopharm offers, and I can't tell if leeches.biz only ships within Canada?

Oh it's North American Biopharma! This link should be viewable:

Just be wary of sites that feel "unprofessional." If they look anything like leeches.com and really push themselves as somehow both a pet store and holistic medicine supplier, they're probably owned by the same exact people:

People who know leeches well enough can tell that the ones from the leech.com guys aren't raised responsibly and may be taken from the wild anyway, since they can arrive sick or damaged and don't always live long in captivity. If they farm them, they don't farm them under the same standards as scientific and medical suppliers like Biopharma. It's like a leech puppy mill. It's probably not THAT big a deal to the leeches themselves per se, they don't care about things like cramped conditions, they love dirty grimy water, they can go months without food, but it does mean that if leech.com leeches bite you, you never know if they have some kind of swampy bacteria on them.

[doki-doki-imagines]

Bunny boy

Michael Kaiser is the winner of this event! Go under the Read More to see the meaning of some phrase/words

If the post won't show up this time too I promise I won't care. Maybe

TW: Probable OCD for Michael, panic attack, angst with happy ending, happy for real don't worry

“Please don’t go” Michael almost whines, something you never dream to hear from a football superstar of his caliber.

Thankfully you do, it’s not like you had to do anything better at home, and seeing a football superstar beg you wonderfully strokes your ego.

This decision reveals to be crucial for Michael’s health. It takes you a look at his pupils, his ragged breath, and his latex-covered hand clenching almost desperately your arm, to understand that the situation was going downhill really fast.

Meanwhile, Michael’s brain couldn’t work anymore, the breath of the people at the local giving him goosebumps, some people sneezing, others coughing, he can literally see the particles flying in the air. The shirt he wetted before, now clutching on his body feels like a strait-jacket; who knows how many people drank from that bawl that he spilled on himself earlier.

Intrusive thoughts invade his brain, he can’t think of anything other than all the illnesses these commoners are going to give him; how could he act so carelessly?

Michael let go of your arms, he pulls away like someone that just touched fire, he looks around searching for the nearest bathroom, but his eyes are already full of tears, as much as he looks left and right he can’t see anything other than one room full of ‘walking bacteria’ and he just needs to escape.

He tries, but he falls on his right knee, legs giving out, Michael’s mind so dizzy that he doesn’t even notice how hard he hits the ground.

And nobody cares. Not a single soul called for help. Or cared enough to ask him if everything is okay.

You never thought such a small local could contain so much shit.

“Michael, can you hear my voice?”

You crouch down next to him, but at a safe distance, in case you need to avoid being hit. Michael replies with a hum, it is enough for you to go on.

“Michael I think you are having a panic attack, am I right?”

A nod between shivers.

“Please Michael don’t curl into a ball and look at me.”

Thankfully he listens to you and stares straight into your eyes (or you think so, his mind must be so fogged right now to see clearly)

“Now I want you to breathe in through your nose and breath out from your mouth, can you feel the air going in? How it goes from cold to hot? Can you?”

He follows you, his breathing still going a little too fast to be normal, but at least he looks calmer than before.

“Now close your eyes and concentrate on the flow of the air, use your diaphragm to breathe, can you feel it going down your torso?” and he nods “Okay keep this going, just listen to my voice and concentrate on your breath, everything else doesn’t exist, just you and me”

It takes a dozen minutes for Michael to be finally able to breathe normally, to look fine, then he slowly opens his eyes, your face the first thing he sees in his field of vision; to say the truth you are the only one he wants to look at this moment.

“Want to hold my hands? Look I just cleaned them, still smell like soap if you don’t believe me” You say, voice barely a whisper, warm and soothing

Michael accepts, not without giving a sniff first (like you didn’t notice it, he is a terrible actor)

“Can I get a hug too?” he says with a bold smirk, but his tired eyes told you the truth and with fake annoyance you accept.

“You should also pet my head, and try not to touch the ears, they are made of latex, you know? Really delicate” Michael dares to ask, maybe it is easier to do when his face is hidden behind your shoulders.

“Do you also want a butt slice? Aren’t you asking a bit too much!?” You reply back so fast that Michael got taken aback.

He pulls up to look straight into your eyes, hands now gripping your shoulder, the tremblings from before completely vanished, and then Michael bursts laughing, one of those ugly, loud, but sincere ones. You can’t help but laugh along with the guy in your arms, noticing how different his eyes look right now, a wonderful shade of sky blue, smile shining so bright even in this dark room (and are those dimples? You are a lucky bastard Michael), his chest still wet from the beverage he spilled on himself earlier making his chest shine so bright and your eyes just wander ‘till they stop to look at his erect and perfectly shaped nipp-

What the hell are you doing? Don’t make the arrogant bastard you just helped in a bad moment notice how attracted you are to him.

Too bad. It is too late.

“Schatz, I know I’m hot, but if you keep staring I may think you want to eat me up”

You fool. Your soft heart and your (newfound) Wendy syndrome just signed your demise.

Because Michael is endlessly handsome, too much for his own good and you noticed him after the first step in the local. Sadly you also noticed how dramatic and eccentric he is and just avoided him, trying to blend with the moldy walls, avoiding his teasing glazes, hoping you won’t be picked; sadly you also noticed the many heated glances he sent your way, making you warm and tingly all over.

“You wish blondie. Did you hit your head earlier? Something is wrong for sure with your sight”

Michael laughs, but this time is sneering and you feel like it’s the right time to dig your own grave.

“Maybe I did, you look beautiful right now”

Internal screaming. Panic. It feels like someone stabbed you, but the person stabbed you with some dumb shit like a cupid arrow that makes you all warm and the person is a beautiful blonde German dressed like a bunny that is now in your arms, looking like he wants to devour you.

You squeak and push him away, finally standing up and putting as much distance as possible.

Michael is still on his knees, looking at you with predatory eyes, looking for a weak point to target and attack, licking his chapped lips like a tiger ready to feast upon his prey; you are the bunny, all trembling and with a speedup heartbeat.

Thank God he doesn’t say anything about your poor state, he dusts his leather pants and stands up too, just now you notice how big he is in comparison to you, a fact you notice even more when he stands a breath away from you.

“Anyway I need to repay you, come to my hotel room”

“What?”

“Yes, I can offer you something to drink, why that sour expression? Don’t tell me you hoped for something more Häschen ”

“Shut up! I’ll go home-“ why is he looking at you with that knowing smile, just stop “ -alone! You are not welcome!”

“If you don’t want to come with me, at least give me your number” What an impudent guy! But… was it really worth acting high and mighty when deep down you also know you are interested?

“At maximum my Insta” You tell him, but the smirk on his face upon looking at your profile made you question all of the life choices that took you to this moment.

“Deal accepted Häschen. Can’t wait to take you out, maybe next time dress better than tonight though”

You want to scream at him, throw something, but you are just left there, mouth gasping like a fish, while Michael leaves the local, waving at you with his latex-clad hand, shaking his behind more like a happy dog than a bunny.

Who were you trying to fool? After all, you already missed his presence; ohh you are so intoxicated by Michael. For sure it won’t be easy to hide your crush when you’ll meet again.

“Do you also want a butt slice?” = link ik it's Italian only, but the expression is too good not to be spread around

Schatz = Treasure

(edit)Häschen = "little bunny"