#it's like he really is a good boss it's so cute. i love peter sm

[the-acid-pear]

I love how Peter sometimes goes vent to his employees and coworkers. Like i can't interpret it as anything else, HE'S the manager, and they're below capacitated to do shit, so he's just trying to have a normal human interaction to dire results, which is both funny and cute. And often leads back to cannibalism too for some reason.

[buckybeardreams]

Guys, so I literally spontaneously decided to add a blowjob scene to The Boss's Sweetheart, and I'm calling the chapter lick it like a lollipop, which is basically paying homage to my starkercest fic that I love sm

But also, so guys, I'm obsessed with this idea of little Peter being scared of sucking Tony off and not being good enough, and Tony flipping it around with it's just like a lollipop, little boys love lollipops, and don't worry, baby, you don't gotta take much of it because you're just a tiny baby

Like the idea of Daddy Tony soothing his baby's fears with don't worry, you're just a baby, you'll be able to do it when you're bigger is just so cute to me!

Also, I'm working on a fisting scene 👀👀

It's not for this chapter but I'm really fucking excited about it!

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Peter was fine until he had Tony's cock out and his nerves hit.

Tony was big, and that alone was intimidating, but Peter had taken long cocks before, taken fat cocks. He'd choked and gagged and never once been worried about not being good enough at it.

As far as he was concerned, the guys he sucked off before were all losers, even the popular ones, and they should be fucking grateful he'd even been willing to suck them off.

Peter didn't have the same smug confidence with Tony.

Sure, he could be a spoiled brat, there was no doubt about that. And he knew he held a lot of power over his daddy… Now though… Right now he didn't feel powerful or strong, he felt like a small little boy. He felt young and helpless and lost. He felt like a clueless, innocent little baby while staring at his daddy's cock.

"Hey, what's wrong, sweetheart?" Tony asked, his brows furrowed in concern.

Peter swallowed hard, pulling it back together and trying to hide his fears behind a smile.

"Nothing, just admiring your beautiful cock, Daddy," Peter teased, but Tony saw right through his mask.

Tony tilted his chin up, frowning.

"Hey, no, don't do that, baby. Something's wrong, Daddy can tell, so don't lie. Tell Daddy what's wrong."

Peter bit his lip, pulling his chin out of Tony's grasp and glaring at the ground.

He felt stupid, pathetic for being a baby about this.

Stupid, irrational fears.

"Peter," Tony said softly, "you don't have to do this. You know that, right? I don't need anything from you, baby, nothing that you're not willing to give me. And if you don't want this, then I don't want this either."

Peter pouted, whining.

"But I do want it, Daddy! M'just scared!"

"What are you scared about, baby boy? Tell Daddy what's got you scared, so he can make it all better."

Peter whined again, burying his nose in the crease of his thigh to hide away.

"I don't wanna be bad at it. I don't wanna disappoint you."

Tony brushed his fingers through his curls, cooing at him.

"My sweet little boy, I told you this the first time we were together, and I'll tell you again now. There's nothing you can do that will disappoint me."

Peter pouted.

"That's not helpful!" Peter whined, even though it did help ease some of his anxiety.

Tony chuckled, cupping the back of his neck, tugging Peter up onto his knees and leaning down to capture his lips.

Peter moaned when Tony coaxed his lips apart, clutching at his shirt, his eyes fluttering shut.

When Tony pulled back, holding him close so he had to meet his gaze, Peter's cheeks were flushed pink and his lips were slick with spit.

"Does that help?"

Peter nodded, a little dazed.

Tony smirked, bumping their noses together.

"Is the size part of the problem, baby?"

Peter bit his lip, glancing down at Tony's cock, hard and ready for him.

"You're just so big, Daddy!" Peter whined. "Never taken nothin' that big!"

And that was true, taking a short fat cock or a long skinny one was not the same as taking a fat eight inches down his fucking throat.

Tony chuckled.

"Mm, not in that pretty little mouth of yours, huh, baby?" Tony murmured. "You've almost taken Daddy's fist in your pretty little pussy, haven't you, sweetheart?"

Peter blushed bright red, squirming.

"Gonna take it someday, Daddy," Peter murmured, looking away shyly.

"That's right, bambino."

"But not yet!" Peter blurted out, looking down at Tony's hand anxiously. "M'just too little t'do it now, Daddy!"

Tony grinned at his adorable little boy, kissing his nose.

"That's right, baby boy, not now. You're just a teeny tiny baby, right now, huh? Too little for Daddy's fist."

Peter nodded.

"Yeah… too little."

"But once you grow a little bit bigger, then you'll be able to do it."

Peter fidgeted with his fingers before nodding.

"Yeah, once I'm bigger… Like…" Peter looked around like he was fishing for the right word. "Like cuginetto! I'll be a big boy, and then, I can do it!"

Tony cooed at him when Peter perked up, looking proud of himself.

"That's right, pretty baby. But you know what babies really like?"

Peter tilted his head.

"No. What?" Peter asked, so young and innocent like a sweet little boy.

"They like to suck on things."

Peter's eyes widened.

"They do?"

"Yeah, baby, they do," Tony confirmed, his fingers curling in Peter's hair. "They put everything in their mouth. Fingers, toys—"

"Pacis!" Peter added excitedly.

"That's right, Peppino. And you know what else they like?" Tony asked, a glint in his eyes.

Peter bit his lip, his eyes glancing down to Tony's cock, but he shook his head innocently.

"No, Daddy. I don't know."

"Lollipops."

Peter blinked at him.

"Lollies?"

"Yeah, baby, lollies," Tony agreed. "You like lollies, don't you?"

Peter nodded.

"Mm-hmm," Peter hummed happily. "Zietto gives me lollies all the time!"

"That's right, bambino, he does. He gives you and Clintonino lollies because he knows just how much little boys love to suck on things," Tony told him, smirking. "You love to suck on things, don't you, bambino?"

"Yup! Love lollies and pacis and my teether toys, too!"

Tony chuckled.

"You sure do, baby boy, and Daddy has a special treat for you. And you can suck on it, but you can't bite."

"No biting," Peter agreed, making a face, his hands reaching down to cup his own crotch protectively.

Tony chuckled again, kissing him.

"That's right, baby, no teeth, but you're gonna like this treat. You're gonna like sucking on Daddy."

Peter whined anxiously, his eyes flicking down to Tony's cock and his lip jutting out.

"But Daddy, you're a whole lot bigger than a lolly!" Peter argued.

"I am, Peppino, but that's okay, because you're just a tiny baby, right?"

Peter tilted his head in confusion.

"Right…"

Tony hummed, running his fingers through his curls.

"And tiny babies have tiny little mouths."

Peter's eyes widened, lighting up with understanding.

"Oh!"

"So you only gotta take the teeniest tiniest little bit, bambino."

Peter grinned.

"Yeah, just the teeniest tiniest, Daddy!" Peter agreed happily. "Cos I'm just a teeny tiny baby!"

"That's right," Tony murmured, amused. "Smart boy."

Tony kissed Peter once more and then leaned back in his chair.

"Go on then, bambino. It's all yours."

Peter licked his lips, eyeing Tony's cock.

"All mine?"

"All yours," Tony agreed.

Peter hummed, his eyes meeting Tony's.

"I just gotta lick it like a lollipop?"

"Yup, that's right, baby boy, just give it a couple licks and then you can come sit on Daddy's lap and warm his cock for a bit. How's that sound, micio?"

[girlbookwrm]

BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH MIGHTY ENDGAME REWATCH MEMECEPTION 2: MEMIER AND CEPTIONIER

yes i HAVE been keeping up with the rewatch but i HAVEN’T been keeping up with typing up my notes from the rewatch but BOY HOWDY I AM RUNNING OUT OF TIME AREN’T I.

Ok so here we go with Guardians 2 --

today we mourn the passing of an icon. farewell old marvel logo. ye shall be missed.

MISSOURI. EARTH. 1980.

so whose music taste does starlord actually have? his own? his mom’s? 

My Boss’s, in fact????

be it known that i work retail and the station we listen to is basically the guardians soundtrack which might sound neat but basically all these songs are dead to me now.

digitally enyouthened kurt russell must be mentally re en agened so i don't go mad like some sorry sucker faced with a lovecraftian horror tbh

34 YEARS LATER

which means 2014 confirmed which means we're actually watching this out of in-universe chronological order

our bad

this is the REAL opening. slipping back into their flashback ways i see.

Is groot dancing or fighting? both?

i love that all the action is out of focus, what we really want is Cute Groot Content and they know that.

“IT’S THE SAME THICKNESS FROM THE INSIDE AS FROM THE OUTSIDE” they said

in deliberate defiance of anthony tedward ‘you know the story of jonah and the whale?’ stark

none of this info is important or relevant

good hermit look nebula. solid hermit attire.

how does no one figure out the obvious battery thing faster? they’re not even out of the hall when he tips his hand

awwwwhwhwhh groot

~this one’s for the ladies~

i honestly can’t remember the context for that note i’m gonna assume that peter took his shirt off

it’s worth noting that drax is actually sneaky

“i will kill you”

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* solid sibling interaction there.

i do love that it’s like an arcade

Just In Case You Were Wondering, The Guardians Have Not Grown Up At Alllllllllll.

sooooooooo drax going out the back -- that was the plan?

And drax is dead now, right?

and gamora?

and nebula?

and.... everyone?

BERHART

Gamora: LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!

all of us: mood.

nebula is also very bad at lying. 

Kurt Russell is here

“yeah my name is very on the nose. That’s comics for ya!”

CONTRAXA

The Roommate: There’s something extra unsettling about robot prostitutes not sure what...

prostitute: *turns herself off*

The Roommate: Yep. it’s that. 

that’s extremely rude of you rocky

honestly how dare this movie make me feel feelings about yondu

The Roommate: oh hey it’s laserface

me: it’s taserface actually

The Roommate: ........ that’s so much worse?

this carpet gag deserves more appreciation

Star-Lord’s “IT’S HAPPENING” face is just

Yup, that’s ur dad

Query: is Mantis one of Ego’s kids?

“what if this man is your hasselhoff?”

git ur daddy issues

git ur daddy issues here

hang on why was gamora so pissed if they can just grow new ship parts no problem???

Mantis is so cute but more importantly

HER EYE MAKEUP GAME IS ON! POINT!

i love rocket, always, but especially here with all the singing

but not that

nope

don’t like that

Just gonna kevin mccalister this whole forest huh

these guys are also dead, yeah?

yeah.

EGO’S PLANET

good job drax excellent grasp on humility

he’s built a museum to himself here

“yes, i have a penis.”

Gamora’s FACE here omg

what did Ego look like? pre Kurt Russell? did he go around seducing alien ladies with tentacle faces all the while looking like Kurt Russell? seems unlikely, since he can make himself look like Whatever. more likely he’s just pasted the Kurt Russell face over everything now because he’s got his Kurt Russell kid here, right?

A Very Smart Question We Never Get A Real Answer To. 

literally the most unrealistic thing in this movie: how could anyone be mean to baby groot?

can we take a moment to acknowledge that this is all like hella hella dark?

y i k e s

Ok but if Nebula doesn’t kill thanos then What Is The Point.

The Roommate: Peter and his dad play catch is so predictable i’d have felt robbed if they didn’t tbh. it HAD to be in slow mo.

me: ....

me: i just thought they were throwing it real slow

we still don’t have an answer here incidentally

Mantis is at least an adopted sibling then, right?

“No Gef. It’s Too Adorable To Kill.”

them all chanting mascot is terribly on the nose

this sequence made the full funny loop. went from funny to not funny and then pushed on through back to hilarious

They knew about the fin? and just?? Left it???

EXCELLENT use of slo mo

Yondu: Too Powerful to Live

Kraglin: Keepin it tight in those leather pants

TBF i don’t even know how she WALKS in those shoes much less dances in them

The Roommate: This scene makes me sad now... given...

Me: AH GEEZE

“you like when i’m the weak one.”

me and The Roommate: *exchange looks* 

Me and The Roommate: *sweating*

Me and The Roommate: she’s one of us.

Gamora: *my sister senses are tingling*

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* Solid Sibling Interaction There.

stop giving me feelings about these characters That Is Rude

Nebula and Bucky would get along i feel

“I’M GONNA MAKE SOME WEIRD SHIT” - fandom

I love this very Non Romantic Relationship

PETER are you even LISTENING to what he’s SAYING???

aw man eyes Doing That is never a good sign

y i i i i i k e s 

oh hey it’s pooter

groot even pukes adorably wtf

this film gets real fast real fast actually

ego

ego that’s gross

that’s gross ego

Gamora: NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS HOW DARE U

“we’re family”

i’m sobbing

Peter goes from zero to FUCK YOU in .00002 seconds i love that sm

we love this even more

for reasons.

“That was Bein Funny.”

nOT to ME

really? all this for like? three batteries?

batteries are actually a real #theme throughout this piece aren’t they.

i LOVE THIS SONG

superhero landing

“i don’t fly the arrow with my head, boy”

“yeah. i murder from the heart.”

You know, tbh yondu and gamora had to die for p much the same reason

too powerful

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Y I K E S

 ugh it’s like he’s being de-Raider-ized

i just don’t like it okay

i would like to thank whoever was responsible for cutting that line off mid-schmaltz

again, a+ music cue

AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE ME NOW!!

damn. iconic.

tho how dare this movie  tbh

this is somehow a hard turn

NOPE DON’T CARE FOR THAT NO THANK YOU

listen this is a very sweet scene completely ruined because

DADDY

yondu’s accent? not a good enough reason to say daddy in this context

gosh i came out here to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

AND THEN THIS SHIT HOW DARE???????

[awkward sibling hug]

all the ppl with siblings: *nod sagely* SOLID SIBLING INTERACTION THERE.

this song is.

very rude.

Can we talk about how drax is the team dad? like. Drax is everyone’s actual literal dad -- SLEEPY BABY GROOT

single rocket tear is too much

i say to this entire end sequence:

R U D E

these end credits are unfuckingbeatable tho

[starkerforlife6969]

Replying to anon messages in one long post so as not to spam you guys! as always, no prompts filled here and i’m sorry for the wait x 

1. Hello 👋. I just found your blog and it’s absolutely amazing. You write so beautifully it’s so fluid and graceful almost. I was wondering if you were going to do a second part on the Secretary Peter, Boss Tony fic. Or literally any of them. I’m pretty sure I’ve read through most of your blog just to marvel at the writing. And then a second time for the starker.

Oh my goodness you are the sweetest thing ever. There will be a part 2 to that fic, I promise! It’s just taking me forever hahaha, you are such a darling. Honestly, you’re the sweetest thing ever, thank you so much!

2. @tina8009 “I hope that you will continue with updating archive of our own because after the new update on Tumblr I can no longer Use it because of my eye sickness and I am really love your stories. ❤️”

girl!!! don’t you worry, i promise i will! that sucks :( x but you are so sweet

3. I already loveeeeee that step Brothers au, do you plan on continuing it at any time?

it is on the list gorgeous! It might take me a while, but a lengthier series of instalments is coming! of course, if anyone else would like to go for it in the meantime, i’d be happy to see what they came up with! the more the merrier!

4. Are you going to continue Super Size Me by any chance??? I had about ten nose bleeds the whole way through the four chapters ((especially the fourth chapter)). Totally chill if not, I just loved it

hahahahah, you’re so sweet and oh goodness!!! this question comes every time i answer questions and i feel so terrible- i promise, i will update it!!! a break from classes is coming soon and then i shall be able to get back on track! I’m so sorry, thank you for being so lovely, you stunner!

5. The kitten story was so cute!!!!!!!!! Everything you write is so so cute!!!!

YOU ARE SO CUTE

6. Wow Peter found Tony in New York and took him all the way to MIT in Massachusetts, the dedication to finding a kitten is strong

dude hahahaha i laughed so hard i almost replied to this message when i got it! sorry, i am not american :( and maybe that doesn’t excuse my awful geography but i have no idea where MIT is so let’s just say Peter was on a school trip…yeah…that makes sense. Cats are amazing and it makes perfect sense!

7. I would kill or die for a sequel to hades Stark 😭😍❤️ you’re so amazing

YOU ARE SO SWEET MORE WILL COME I PROMISE! do you have any ideas for it ;)

8. Oh my godddd!!!!! I read your Flash and Peter fluff story, and now i'm soft. I love this underrated ship, we need more content like this!!!!! Keep doing what your doing!

you are so sweet thank you so much! it’s the first flash/peter i’ve ever written and i wasn’t even sure how much i liked it but i think i’m sold ;) you are such a darling!!! More to come, I promise!

9. @psychology-fanatic Oh my gosh!! Please please PLEASE give me some more of the Hades stark that stuff is right down my alley I loved it!!

MORE WILL COME YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTY

10. Omg omg omg I just read your Slytherin!Tony and Hufflepuff!Peter dribbles and I love them so much! I hope to see more in the future. You’re such a great writer, being able to flesh out a world in a couple short paragraphs, much love :)

AHHHH WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO SWEET. and i love harry potter so yes any chance to write more and i will take it

11. Your peter/flash fic was so good. It was so fuckin CUTE

NO YOU’RE CUTE thank you sm darling

12. Pleaseee if you can will you write a sequel to the short shorts drabble

YES IT IS COMING! I’m sorry i’m so slow :( but i love that au and it is in the works!

13. @that-tiny-dumb-artist HOW DO YOU WRITE SO GOOD ?????? I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING L O V E YOUR WRITING

I LOVE YOU SO WE’RE EQUAL! you are far too kind honestly you’re such a doll i don’t deserve you!

14. dont call yourself mama, it really just turned me on

I laughed so hard when i saw this, thank you so much for blessing me. MAMA LOVES IT.

15. hey hun! do you take dark prompts? i'd love to send in some kinda fucked-up shit but i don't want to trigger you or make you feel uncomfortable. x

I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RESPOND TO YOU GORGEOUS! I SHOUDL HAVE DONE IT WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BUT IM AWFUL. and um yes i do, nothing triggers me so go as crazy as you’d like ;) iM EXCITED XXX and you’re so sweet to ask mwah x

16. hello i just want to say that i really love your writing and hakfhksla it took me a few weeks to gather up the courage to message you :'))) bUT I JUST WANNA SAY EVERY AU YOU POSTED MAKES MY HEART GO WOAH AND IM SO HAPPY WHENEVER I SEE YOUR USERNAME ON MY TIME LINE phew and also i love you and pls take care of yourself <3

UM YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING EVER HELLO! I am so glad you came to say hi because this message made my day, my week, my month and i do not deserve you! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF HUN’ I LOVE YOU

17. @godlovesmcu hi !! i'm kinda new and i just posted my first drabble to go along with one of my moodboards ! it would be super cool if you checked it out (but you totally don't have to !)

the san-diego thing was AMAZING but i have to say i am just blown away by your moodboards honestly, just w ow

18. Your omegaverse aus (especially the one with starker on college and the one in which Steve finds homeless Peter) are my guilty. How you write omegas on those fics is so intriguing (and a little bit of creepy to me). I love them. Keep on writing!

THEYRE MY GUILTY TOO IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM. hahahah the creepyness is definitely me, im so thrilled you like them *blushing* more coming, i promise!

19. Do you know any starker where tony is dealing with internalised homophobia? He doesn't like that he's attracted to Peter, or when Peter comes out to him, tony isn't supportive ?

oohh! im afraid i don’t though the concept is intriguing, it sounds like there should definitely be fics out there and i’ll keep an eye out! there are many other starker blogs more knowledgable than me though, so ask around lovely, someone will be able to help you on your quest!

20. KSKSKSK BEAUTY AND THE BEAST AU PART THREE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

THERE WILL BE YOU GORGEOUS HUMAN.