#it's like I don't want brats often enough to justify buying a pack of them at the store

[an-aura-about-you]

so I know I can cook and have even gone to school for it and worked in that capacity professionally, but sometimes even with that going on you just wanna eat some junk. (especially if you've got a Big Cooking Task Ahead.)

and lemme tell ya the betrayal I felt when I went into a gas station wanting a cheddar brat only to find the hot rollers completely empty and shut down.