#it's just so fucking soft and fluffy T0T

[criscura]

People have been asking about the hitman!AU in Risky Business, and it makes me so happy 😭❤️❤️ I figured I'd mention that I have a shit ton of other AUs I'm low-key thinking about all the time too, if anyone is interested:

Prodigal prince pirate AU: Saitama and Genos were betrothed princes as children, but while Genos is away at a finishing school, the rest of the royal family is assassinated. The powers that be let the rumor spread that Genos died too so that he's not hunted out. Not long after he stops contacting anyone from home and the kingdom falls into the hands of whatever nobles are left. Over the years Saitama misses him more and more, resigned to having lost him, until he hears whispers that the prince has come home to port. He goes to he dock asking for a skinny dandelion of a boy...only to be greeted by a massive, sun-kissed man with one glass eye and half his limbs made from metal. It's his smile, though, that gives him away. The "mysterious sailor" is folded into the royal guard that Saitama captains while they figure out how to get Genos back to his rightful place as king...and try to make up for the time stolen from them. Church AU: Genos, having survived the car crash that killed her parents, is taken in by her sweet Uncle Kuseno in a small suburb. She's furious with everything and everyone--including herself--and doesn't know how to move on. He's tried everything he can think of to help her, and in a last ditch effort, suggests that she comes to church with him. He promises the pastor is a great (having been an ex-convict makes him far more accepting than most), but if she doesn't like it, she never needs to come back. Said pastor stops her from nearly punching out one of the other churchgoers who bothers her about her prosthetics. Instead of kicking her out, though, he shows her better form so she doesn't hurt herself. She asks to learn more from him, and he says she can help at the church, if she likes. She does. Along the way she discovers he's just as haunted by his past as she is, and wonders if maybe, possibly, just a little, she can't help him too.

Summer Lovin' (Peeping tom): It's so easy to make money online nowadays, if that's all you do. So Saitama does. He streams, he makes Tiktoks, he's got an OnlyFans... You say it's got a payout and Saitama's there. It's enough to cover his share of the rent for the house he's got with King and Mumen along with getting him some good food every now and again, and that's all he can ask for. The neighborhood's pretty nice too--especially when that gorgeous college kid across the street comes home for the summer. He doesn't expect, though, for said gorgeous kid to start talking to him one day, or want to hang out with him, or help make videos, or spend all day goofing off at the beach with him... He's so smart--he's some biology major, right?--and so bashful Saitama doesn't even know how to make a move on him. Would he even get it if he tried? It would be easier if Genos wasn't so damned innocent. Oh well. He's gotta get home to make that request video for that mystery man who's been throwing cash at his OF lately. Oh, and he should tell Genos about that weird hole in his blinds one day...

Dog Days, Summer Nights: In the mountain in the woods in a thunderstruck temple live a blasphemous priest and a cunning fox, devoted more to each other than any god they may say they pray to. But they are powerful, and many a man, woman, and child owe their life to the blessings from the pair. Visitors who've braved the walk to their doorstep wonder that there are pups there, small and sharp-toothed, who look like any other creature of the forest--but as they slip from the corner of your vision, do so on two legs and two arms, giggling with the voice of a child. Those same visitors say they felt always watched there...and it is safer to assume that they were. Where kits go, their parents are close to follow, and only a fool would get between a beast and their babe.

Yes these were almost all started for porn. No they aren't fully developed. Y E S I daydream intensely about them as bedtime stories. No I do not feel guilty that I have no idea about key features in some of them because they are cute and make my heart go dokidoki. Also I'm sure you can pick out each AU's particular kink XD