#it's intj in the car because they know the best place to bury a body

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You're Not Welcome - INFP Song Script

[Verse 1]

Hello!

INFP pops in with a wave and a greeting

I don't start fights but I'll handle you just fine

INFP walks towards the person while gesturing to himself by putting his hand on his chest and a slightly sinister smile.

Usually, I'm very kind to others.

INFP hands off a gift to someone while he pauses his advance momentarily.

But I won't think twice if you step to me and mine

INFP quickly turns back toward the person making a kill gesture with his thumb and neck looking slightly more crazed.

You're a slimy little motherf'er

Face to face with the person pleasantries all but vanished and in touching distance now.

[Chorus]

Uh Oh! Don't you know?

Suddenly behind the person with one hand around their shoulder and the other hand extended looking forward, not at the person themselves.

You're Not Welcome 'round here

Pushing the person towards the door with the arm that's around them.

I think you should go

The person looks at INFP as the INFP shoos them away.

'Fore you cause some drama

INFP catches a bat and points at the person with it.

Uh Oh! Don't You know?

Does a slight skip toward the person in a dance-like way

I'm the one you should fear (should fear)

grabs the person by the collar and drags them closer with a wild and crazed look in INFPs eyes as if he's gone mad.

Talk to me if you've got a problem

Straight-up smacks the person away causing them to fall

[Verse 2]

I can't believe you used to truly scare me

INFP tilts his head back slightly with his head on his forehead

You were like a ghost story told to keep me wary

Looks down at the person while leaning on the bat seeing them as pathetic

But I never listened, no, I slept good 'til morning

INFP shaking his head with expressions of disbelief and hysteria

And when our paths finally crossed I didn't heed the warning

Looks up while tapping the bat on his shoulder reminiscing on his stupidity

Then push, push, push, push

INFP gone full-crazed again as he once again approaches the person trying to scramble away.

Yeah, you pushed me to the edge

INFP now with an absolutely terrifying expression on his face dragging the bat across the floor

I used to dread the thought of falling quickly

INFP tilts his head slightly as he brings the bat up for a swing intentionally missing

But now, I just wish that you'd send me off that ledge

is close enough to grab the person now

So I can finally f*ing take you with me

Grabs the person by the collar once again before throwing them out the glass door.

[Chorus x 2]

Levels of violence from INFP one didn't expect him to be capable of

[Instrument break]

INFP pausing the beat down to catch his breath looking down at the unconscious body

[Chorus]

INFP drags the body to a car throwing it in the trunk of the car before closing it and watching the car drive off.

[Outro]

INFP goes from crazed back to normal before finally relaxing dropping the bat on the ground and walking back inside the building closing the door as the last line ends.