#it's gotta be turned in by tonight at 11:59 pm

[shotmrmiller]

Need Soap to break my mind so badly like it’s such a sin for him to look so good and sound so hot?!?! I’m a hound and I bark only for that man 🗣️🔊‼️

Bro wants me on my knees on the public bathroom floors my gremlin ass would do it and suck on his balls LOUDLY. I know he could match my freak 🦅🦅

LMFAO!!!

SHUT UP! loudly has me howling

he's got you fondling his balls like it's a bag of marbles

he'd surpass your freak. it'd have you mildly worried because wtf is this guy not down to do. god all this makes it better when i think of him as cbf!soap because why do you need a bf when he's right here!

making a joke like i've got quite the kinks and idk if you're into all that but now he's making you fill out a packet like check all which apply

[delilahhcky]

When in Michigan…

September 2nd, 2021

10:49 am

Annabelle had successfully moved into her first college dorm, all in just 2 hours. She’s never really been the type to procrastinate, so it was easy for her to just move quickly.

After chatting with her roommate, Annabelle put on leggings and a sports bra to go down to practice for the football game tonight which the dance team attends to.

Lukey

Lukey

Will you be at the game?

Sent at 11:59 am

Annie <3

Yep

But for dance

Read at 12:01 pm

Lukey

so your going to the after party

Annie <3

Most likely

Lukey

okay, just checking

Annie <3

Okay luke

did you want to meet up after the game?

Lukey

Yea that’s sounds good, how long does it take for you to get out?

Annie <3

Not long, maybe 15 but I’ll get out before your out for sure

Lukey

Okay, we’ll meet you at the gate

Annie <3

Sounds good

She turned off her phone before placing it in the waistband of her leggings and walking into the dance building.

Today the team was working in the granoff studio which is upstairs. After hiking up the stairs, she slipped off her shoes and socks to put on her half soles.

“Hey Belle” cardigan says as she sits next to the brunette. “Hey cari”

After practice

She walked down the halls to fill up her water bottle, while her phone continued to ring in her pocket. Eventually she had hands to grab it and saw Luke’s name across the screen.

“hey Annie, do you know where the party is tonight”

She chuckles before answering. “The football house, but McCarthy says not to get there before 6.“

“You talked to McCarthy?”

“I did today, I gotta go get ready but I’ll see you later Luke”

“See ya Annie!”

After a quick jog back, she began to do her hair and makeup for the game

After game

After a long game, Michigan ended up losing 16-31, but they still had the rest of the season to go. But now she waits at the gate of the stadium for her brother and friends when she notices a guy around her age walking up to her. “Hey, your Annabelle right” he asks, she hesitantly nods her head, looking for any sight of Luke.

“I’m mark, Luke’s friend we got separated on the way out” he says carefully seeing her frazzled state.

“Prove it” she says and squints her eyes a little bit, it’s not the first time someone’s claimed they know her brother to hang out with her, that almost ended up with her being kidnapped but luckily she has smart-drunk friends.

“um.. ok..” he trails off and pulls out his phone, which he then shows her photos of the two together.

“Okay, I believe you-” she’s cut off by the ring of her phone.

“Speak of the devil” she speaks and answers it. “Hey Annie, we lost mark it my take us-”

“Marks with me, where are you guys”

“Marks with her- okay we’ll be out in a minute” then the line fell dead.

she sighs and mark chuckles, then the two decide to sit on the ground against the wall while they wait.

It was much more then a minute, maybe 10, before Ethan and Luke came out and they looked like they wrestled an army.

“What happened to you?” Mark asks while standing up.

“that is a lot of people for one stadium” Ethan huffs and the group begins to walk to the car.

“where are we eating?” Ethan asks them and hops in the drivers seat, Luke in the passenger and Anna with mark in the back.

“Dennys!” The Hughes siblings announce at the same time, making the other to chuckle but he drives there anyway.

Once they were seated in a booth, they all ordered a chocolate milkshake and began talking, specifically Annabelle and mark.

They just kept finding things in common about each other.

“you played on storm?” He asks.

“I did, that was the year before I quit” she responds with a smile, seeing his excitement that they once played on the same team.

“Why’d you quit?” The boy asks, she takes in a breath and Luke began to listen on what she was gonna say rather then what Ethan was yapping about.

“Just fell out of love for it, at least playing on a team, sometimes I go to the rink and do a few laps” she responds truthfully, Luke is honestly shocked that she still goes onto the ice. He never knew that and he bet Quinn and Jack didn’t either.

“Oh, well it’s good you still skate. I bet your better then Lukey”

“Hey!” The curly headed boy cuts in leaving the two on the other side laughing, not realizing he was listening.

Eventually the fatigue was catching up to Anna, trying to hide the big yawn she let out in her arm.

“hey why don’t we head out, someone seems sleepy” mark points to the girl and they all agree.

When the two get in the backseat, mark slides his phone across the seat and she happily picks it up, putting her number in and texting it.

[predoom]

ohoneohone

Saturday, September 24th, 2005 2:14 pm but i am too weak to be your cure night started out strong. got kinda wack. want to go on a date to the corpse bride? (157 Comments |Comment on this) Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 12:56 pm ruckus juice dear demar,

i am sorry.

sugar in chicago. Monday, September 19th, 2005 12:19 pm mike murphy all up in demar hamiltons ass went to the alk3/my chemical bromance with demar and nick on the dick. pretty hilarious. the bands let the good times roll. went by pizza metro and made awesome jokes. and ate like 60 bucks worth of super flat pizza. startling revelations about demars life. i like hanging with old friends. down the street from the girl to trevia. kinda chill. matt skiba talked to me about clandestine. pretty amazing. we are wearing all black coming up hats. greg let me dj for a minute and i played some faint and refused. P-Unit. people at my house when i went home. freaked me out. sleeeepover prince. search the net and you can find some amazing pictures. Saturday, September 17th, 2005 4:52 pm reNICKulous woah. got my g.i. joe aircraft carrier in the mail yesterday. its seven feet long. thats like me and patrick stacked on top of eachother. ate a box of life cereal yesterday. kinda gross. somehow with all the chaos of everything i got normal again. its weird to me that 50cents mom is a lesbian. i dunno why. it totally fits and totally doesn't. just like everything else. i saw the motorola commercial we were asked to be in with madonna. yeah thats right- "sell out boy" turned one down cause it wasn't the right situation. haha. we would have had to cancel shows and all- just wasn't right. i just wanted to meet the material girl. we don't do everything were asked to. waited out going over to watch demar pass out and get kissed. instead went to the city. carnival life. we bought ice cream shoes online from hongkong. get jealous. counted freckles. yawn. patrick came over today. we worked on some secret stuff. him and his gee eff are way too lame and cute. i cant wait to see corpse bride. awesomeness. just waiting for tonight to happen.

oops comments wahahaha. Thursday, September 15th, 2005 11:27 pm this week he's mopping floors, next week he's on fries early bird gets the worm. took a headache for my tylenol. went to the cover shoot for spin magazine. it was ridiculous as always. i put myself into the worst clothes i could find cause thats just funny to me on the inside. nickplan and drunkmar showed up cause they keep it the realest. got weird emails all day. pretty standard. someday we'll be nostalgic for right now. but until then you can put it in a pinebox. its funny the mistakes you realize you are making as you go about things. cause those are the worst. it only makes sense when you are that close. otherwise its blurry and filled with lies. and you can say whatever you want but in the dark i know what you look like and think- and no one else does. nothing that needs to be spoken of. im the kind of kid that will go to the goddamned end. file me under: fucking speechless. right to her house. wow, it's been a month. we don't talk. it goes without saying. freckles. kinda dreamy. and i ain't too hard on the eyes. only those arms make it okay. i just don't care anymore. this is the three year boy. this is the lover boy. this is the keeper. the is the one that got away. i drop records, not names. so i'm not letting you in. buzznet updated. please leave my friends or whatever alone, because i have- and im sick of hearing about it. raise your hand if you're excited for fall tour. time to become the person i was supposed to be.

Current Music: you make me wanna lala 12:59 am "growing uuuuuuuuup, i guess i am my own better half" what were they thinking? i'm tired. ate for the first time in what feels like forever today. you know gotta keep that charm. what does that even mean? actually have to get up at 9am for a photo shoot tommorrow. the wackest. i guess it could be worse. i could have to sell stuff or work in a factory instead of just getting laughed at by some dumb photographer cause we don't know how to pose right. flashflashflash. goddamn the new panic at the disco record makes me feel okay in any situation. only two people in the entire world know how it goes. its kind of funny that i get to be one of them. but its strange the way only one person makes you feel electric. like you were meant to be three inches away from them always. but then its gone. or they are. went to green street hooligans. ate your popcorn and drank your soda. cause im kinda a baby. movie dates are funny cause you either watch the movie or you talk the whole time. both are kind of a let down. fall is definitely hug season. bring it on. who knows how it turns out. don't believe the hype. i didn't overdose. this really is me typing.

Tuesday, September 13th, 2005 10:39 pm difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week. oh no oh no. i don't get it but then i don't think i am supposed to. today woke up and bought my friend shoes cause she's rad and i like buying stuff for my friends. i am sick, but it's gonna be okay. i love going to bars with my friends and ordering 5 dollar sprites. yeah i'm that guy. right now i wish this was a lyric i wrote: "i dunno why other rappers try and dis you. cause even my superficial raps are super official". i'm supposed to be waiting by the phone but i'm always at front desk in the hotel lobby. i told my friend that i want to get super big bling jesus necklace- they said it doesn't make sense because im not super into jesus- but i told them that was the whole point. i sing the blues just for the covers of magazines. oh yeah. the rest of my day. ive been going out into the real world alot lately. the sun hurts my eyes but you're making me grin. went to joes house in boy's town- its like one inch big and filled with 80 million things. ebay says that my g.i. joe aircraft carrier is in the mail. but who knows cause i tell people shit is in the mail all the time. its like waking up from a dream and not being sure. for sure. our new video is pretty sweet. hung with the bestest. it feels nice outside. time to go play. i think i am going to be vegetarian again, then probably vegan. cause it just feels right. like you. all i do is watch thundercats and crush hard. what a life.

Current Music: christina milian 2:22 am go right on reds, get left at altars i want to write a "hey momma" song for the emo world. it smells like coffee and rain everywhere today for me.

i have lost all respect for you. before you make accusations, check the scoreboard sweetheart.

just when you are about to give up sometimes a light comes on. like its the only one out there. and when you are unhappy they are a shoulder. and they make you laugh when you get thrown out the window like trash from a car. old friends bend. you got me smiling like it was a dream. and i am slowly letting everything else go.

let go let go.

ive got a crush.

[blindrapture]

TUESDAY JULY 5TH, 2011 (Duck and Cover)

9:39 AM Yearning to begin anew Spinning the labyrinth blue The landscape opens To a refreshing twist Of passion, music, Society sun-kissed! Follow me into civilization Close the door behind You fall deeper, you star sweeper Into the story of mankind There’s nothing like a little bit of Sunsetters to wake you up in the morning, huh, journal? :D

9:53 AM Donnie's found a road map in the lobby. Gotta discuss where we're going next.

9:55 AM "Do you think we'll go through Nebraska?" I mean, we can go anywhere we want. I was actually thinking of checking out New York. It's not too far from here, relatively. "Oh. What's in New York?" Could be many things. Big important city. I'd expect some people, like good guys, still hanging out. "But what's there for you?" Well. There was that book. In that library. It told me I have a friend there. I showed you that log, right? "Yeah! You did. That's as good a reason as any I can think of. I can wait for Nebraska, I'm sure we'll be on the road again before long." Probably! What's in Nebraska? "Nothing, it's fine." You sure? "I'm sure. Let's get moving!"

9:59 AM And off we go, down side roads! Hopefully we can find the motorhighway.

10:10 AM It feels good to be in America again at last. I've missed this, like, general style of road. Trees. Road sign. And with Donnie by my side, I feel like I can take on the world. :D ...she kissed my cheek. we're gonna hold haaaands

10:32 AM I almost miss being on the Exodus. At least it meant we didn’t have to walk to each place. >_>

10:42 AM ..oh my god no way It's a goddamn Rapture Duck! Jesus, look at the size of that thing! quack "They're really cute…" They're monsters. "How can you say that? Look at it, it's a duck!" Just keep it away from my journal. o_o;;

10:53 AM I hear a car in the distance! People! O: "Americans!"

10:54 AM Look, it's a little gray volvo! It's.. it's coming onto the sidewalk. Oh god, LOOK OUT

10:55 AM man, fuck you, and your volvo… what are you doing, don't turn around, just keep driving! for fuck's sake here it comes again dive! run! dive! duck! DUCK! DUCK! RAPTURE DUCK! OH MY GOD FUCK FUCK JUST FUCK OFF

10:56 AM The car's rolling down its window GUN pointing at us "Give us the girl." WHAT donnie "Are you serious?" "Do we look like we're joking?" Well. Hang on, let me take a closer look at you.

11:00 AM So, uh. Donnie was kidnapped by plants. Yeah, literally just. Plant men. Vines and twigs. Driver was just a fucking bush. Gunman had arms of bark. I'm not saying I capitulated at the mere sight of them, I mean they got out of the car and really put up a fight! They.. drove off to the north. Pretty sure that's north. It's the direction we were going anyway. I've gotta... I've gotta go after them.

11:11 AM I wish!!! I wish for Donnie!!!

11:20 AM Walking down quiet highway roads, trying to ignore that ever-prevalent cawing I’ve gotten so used to. quack And that goddamn quacking. Leave me alone! Where were you in all this, huh??? With your fierce beak, you could have eaten those plant dudes! Right? What do ducks eat? Well?? Tell me!!! Why are you just standing there, looking at me like that? ...

11:21 AM RIDING THE RAPTURE DUCK

11:43 AM There! The volvo! It's parked in front of that shack! Thank you, duck! You're alright. Do you want to.. come with me? Can you fit through that door? Have you killed before? quack

11:45 AM Dark hallway. Long hallway. Either that, or we're walking in circles because we can't see anything. The air turned very stale as soon as we came in. I think it's a rabbit hole. It's gotta be.

11:48 AM I hear a faint roar. Gripping Tiger Stripes. There's faint music above the roar... Two big double doors.

11:50 AM “No fireworks, no cameras, no merch, in fact I’d go as far as to say there’s no real quality of service but that still doesn’t change the fact that WE’RE PLAYING TONIGHT– HELLO, CAMPER FESTIVAL!”

12:03 PM Out in the lobby now. I’m sure the Camper Festival means something, something big, but I don’t have time to look around. ..Ms. Desmond? She’s just sitting there, watching the performance. Ooh, over there! Is that Bonnjo Vjonsped?! OwO rightsorrylet’sgo ..they’re missing their guitarist. o__o SORRY OKAY GOING this duck does NOT like loud music

12:08 PM The door opened to a florist, and then past that, a forest. I made sure to ask for some weed-killers on my way out. I mean, she didn't give me any, because I have no money. But I made sure to ask! Man, this shrubbery! Real thick! Why am I still talking

12:11 PM I hear things nearby. Hey duck, can I ride you again? Where are you going?

12:12 PM I swear I just saw something running through the canopy. Duck, where'd you go? :(

12:19 PM I swear a bug's crawled up my trouser leg I hate this so much

12:20 PM I hear voices. And honks! Friend, you're close! :D Just gotta keep.. whacking shrubs out of the way…

12:25 PM hnnnng

12:28 PM Three th a voice speaks to me...

Night I don’t know what time it is. It’s dark, though. Very. I can’t see much, but I can make out vague shapes of the trees around me.

Night (2) Listening for the duck. Listening for the voices. Listening for anything, but there's just, there's nothing. Gonna walk a bit.

Night (3) I can hear faint birds singing. They sound nothing like birds are supposed to. May not even be birds; I’m just guessing at this point. ..the ground here’s suddenly wet. o_o

Night (4) Dry ground again. I hear footsteps nearby.

Night (5) There’s definitely someone there. I can see the vague shape of their body. I’m finding out who it is.

Night (6) I bumped into a tree. I heard the person run off. I don’t know where to go.

Night (7) I’ve been wandering for a really long time; I’m sure it’s been half an hour, at least. My eyes don’t adjust to the darkness, no moon rises to shine light, nothing. The forest remains in its perpetual darkness.

Night (8) I found a piece of paper. I can't read it, but I'll keep it with me. Can read it later.

(Attached: "In the woods there is peace. And the birds, And the woodland animals! On the trail, On my way out from you. And the wind, And the rustling trees hear me.")

Night (9) All the trees look the same. I think. I can barely see any of them anyway.

Night (10) How long have I been out here? Too long.

Night (11) Person again. I think. I see a vague white shape.

Night (12) The person is wearing a theatrical sadface mask and standing there, staring at me. They won’t answer to my shouts.

Night (13) Tree.

Night (14) Walking.

Night (15) I blink and some trees disappear.

Night (16) I blink and some trees appear.

Night (17) The sadface man is in front of me. Under his mask, I am watched. “How will you handle the world crumbling around you?“ do you want to see? ings just ran into a nearby cave. The duck's here and quacking at me.

12:30 PM The cave is filled with plant-men. Flowers and leaves and vines, and. Wait. These things. They’re Treefingers. You're Treefingers! And they’re staring at us welcomingly. Me and the duck. Guess they're not threatened.

12:31 PM I asked one of them where they took Donnie. They’re looking at each other oddly. Do you guys not talk? Do you know any Treefingers who do? I'm being led somewhere now.

12:33 PM This is an arena. You guys do, like, cagefighting here?

12:34 PM One of the Treefingers told me, if I want to see Donnie again, I must challenge “the beast,” for it is the beast that Donnie is being sacrificed to. ..okay I hate these guys again. I’m doing it. For Donnie.

12:36 PM The air’s getting a little thick. I’m coughing a bit. Where are you, beast? Tiger Stripes, give me… ..Treefingers are approaching. They said the beast has been called off. Donnie is being released. o_o Okay. Works for me, I suppose. Do I look that intimidating? ...was it the duck?!

12:39 PM Being taken to Donnie, down into some rooms caked in mud.

12:41 PM DONNIE OH GOD I MISSED THAT HUG. She looks pretty shaken. They didn't hurt her, though. Let's get the hell out of here. Take the duck.

12:45 PM “Someone would like to speak with you before you go.” In a big mud hut, outside. Their leader or something? o_o

12:46 PM Oh dear god. How'd you get the wooden suit back? YES, Mistress! Hello! Oh, how I have completely missed you! "I've come back from my exquisite tour of the Bahamas, and I am so pleased to see you again. I know, I know, you had places to go, and you did a fine job of role-playing with me last time we saw each other, so I forgive you for just ducking and running. But I heard you were in the area, so I thought I'd have you come by and say 'Hello.'" ...hello. "You've managed to hold onto your girl all this time. Haven't broken her heart yet. ..hoho, just a joke!" …what do you want, Harlequin? "Ouch. I did get the message, you know. You.. shut the door on me quite clearly. Both of you!" donnie's not saying a word "These plant guys, they're so much nicer. They give me what I want. They seem to think I have connections? Whatever might have given them that idea?" … "God, look at you. You're so scared of me. Like, actually scared. Listen. I'm not gonna make this any more awkward than this has to be. I saw you were in the area, and I just wanted to give you a word of warning." ... What is it? "I'm not the only bad guy in the world, y'know? And as far as the totem pole of power goes, I'm hardly even on the radar. You made it to America? Took the long way. Put so much work into it. To what, to escape? Sky's still red here. And me, I'm still here. Maybe you did escape something, but you're just so... clueless about it! "So that's my warning: You don't know what you're running from, and that means you don't know what you're running into either. You just don't know." Yeah… "Yeah? So, you'd better find someone who does." giggle donnie "Thanks for the advice. Can we go now?" waves her hand "You have cities to see, drugs to take, a job to do, worlds to save, whatever." Well. Uh. she's looking right at me now. with that unmoving mask of a face. ...bye? o_o; silence ...

2:39 PM We.. got moving after that. That was.. weird. I even kinda forgot it happened and wasn't a fever dream until I picked up my journal to update it and saw it really written there. Donnie definitely didn't want to talk about it. I don't know what we'd even say about it. And now we’re getting close to New York. Duck travel is good travel.

3:21 PM Most of the creatures around here are zombies. It’s getting pretty dull.

4:04 PM …wow, a spidercat!!! VARIETY!

4:27 PM We’ve come across a large body of water. God, we're gonna need a boat. Wait no. Boating’s for squares. Get with the circles. Better yet, get with the rhombi. "Jordan, what the fuck are you talking about?" We need a rabbit hole! "Jordan, we're on a giant duck."

4:28 PM went right into the water, no problem. quack Well. Okay, I feel silly.

5:25 PM yeah yeah we made it across no problem, but guess where we found our way to now? Broadway Street! We’re in New York City! Skyscrapers piercing the red sky with their manmade majesty, streets as empty as London’s were. Okay okay okay, where to now? Shit, that’s a really good question. I know I (should) have a very good friend here, but this is a fucking huge city. who knows if she’s still here.

5:28 PM ..graffiti on the side of a clothes shop! “embracethearchangel“ I’ve seen this message before. Still no spacebar, but it’s significant. “RAPTURE IS COMING, CAN’T YOU FEEL IT, IT’S COMING AND IT’S COMING SOON” “A voice speaks to me: Would you like to see?” “NORTH OF TOWN IS PLAGUE TERRITORY, STAY OUT” “What did Doctor Cloud discover in the Genera?” “But it’s all in a mouse’s night to take on all those who fight” ..someone’s coming.

5:31 PM It’s an older man, long black hair going grey, a mustache, trenchcoat. He’s wearing one red glove. o_o

5:32 PM “Welcome to America, White Jester. You’ve got a lot of work to do.” Um. Alright. And who are you? “Oh, you’ll get to know. All in good time. But you're gonna want to know, you're expected at the Soho Grand Hotel." Expected? How do you know me? "Pfft. White Jester? Arsonist of Paris? You're known." Wait, that wasn't me! "And furthermore, do you not know you're being followed?" I'm what? We're what? "I did my job. You know where to go. Watch your back." walks away Well. Okay. o_o Guess we'll go look for a building by DAMN NAME and NO ADDRESS!!!

5:50 PM Soho Grand Hotel. Parked our duck outside. The lobby’s huge. Broken glass everywhere, chairs overturned, doors closing DOOR AFTER THAT DOOR

5:51 PM The world has too many hallways. I see a mirror at the end of the hall. Damn, my suit is nice. :3 Staircase up here.

5:52 PM ‘Nother mirror down there. Seriously, I love that suit. .w. Have I gotten taller? We’re calling out for my friend. If she hears us, she’ll come out.

5:53 PM Up these stairs! I take it all these halls have mirrors. Beautiful suit, Jordan. Fits you much too well. >w> .why am I the only one up h oh, I’m not. Donnie's right there. ..then where’s her OH THAT'S NOT A MIRROR THAT'S THE FUCKING SLENDER MAN WHAT DO WE DO IN THIS SITUATION, DO WE MAKE A LOT OF NOISE? WAVE OUR ARMS? that's bears, DO WE HIDE IN A ROOM? DO WE RUN DOWN THE STAIRS? "GET DOWN!" FUCK budda budda budda

5:57 PM We're in a hotel room now. A dude in big fuck-off military gear escorted us to safety. Donnie's asking the man if he really just shot at the slender man with a high-powered rifle. "Yes, ma'am. That's policy." Hey, it worked! donnie "It scared it off, sure! But that thing didn't bleed. You can't kill it! What if you just pissed it off?" "Then I pissed it off. You two didn't." "Okay, your funeral." You say this is 'policy?' The government's? "That's right." Huh. Are we, like. Okay? Did we walk into a top-secret base or anything? "You're fine. This is civilian property. We do a routine sweep every day, as the Soho's one of the places we've designated a safe zone." 'We,' like, the military? "Yep." donnie "We were told we were expected here? Were you expecting us?" "It's a routine sweep of a hotel. I expect civilians, but I do not know who you specifically are." "..huh." "Dinner's in the restaurant below around 8. Scream if you see any more monsters; someone will hear you. Goodnight."

6:00 PM What just happened? Did we just, like, get lucky? "Maybe we're still expected. He said this was a safe zone, and this room looks pretty clean. There may be lots of people staying here." Yeah... probably!

6:22 PM Nothing. No one's at reception. There were some cooks in the restaurant getting set up, so people are definitely here, but the cooks hadn't heard anything. They pointed us to a small office on the ground floor that was being used as reception, and.. no one's there! Are we supposed to go knocking on every door in this hotel?

6:57 PM this is stupid "look, we'll just try a few more, and then take a break." I would much rather be chilling in our hotel room "we can do that later! after dinner!" but that's an hour away! :C "do it for me? ;)" …

8:10 PM Fuck yeah, dinner! I'm having pizza! :D

8:50 PM GOODNIGHT, JOURNAL!

(Attached: “Jordan's arrival in America is hard to make sense of, about to get harder. There are two different angles to consider: the American gods curious about the boy who stood up to a Fear; and Jordan's own background, which he tries to avoid focusing on. We have a lot to get through, so I'll clarify what I can when I can. Watch for song lyrics.”)

[PREV LOG] [TABLE OF CONTENTS] [NEXT LOG]

[ask-cockanaya-repository]

Kyle and Ash

An old and unfinished rp involving two guys hooking up after a concert. One had a huge dick, the other has two dicks.

(Do also note I've done no, like, proofreading or checks to make sure things are good.)

[7/9/2015 10:05:58 PM] [REDACTED]: The whole crowd going wild around him, Ash smiles as his favorite song comes on, arms going into the air. Bopping his head to the beat, he checks his phone for the time quickly before closing his eyes and really getting into it, whole body bouncing a bit in excitement. Something about the bassline in Pesticide really got him going.

[7/9/2015 11:18:14 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Petrichor might not have been his favorite band but damn if they didn't play their hearts out in concert. The faintest of smirks creeps onto Kyle's face as he bobs his head and body, acting much more subdued than most everyone else around him. Of course that's cause he was saving his energy for the finale and because he didn't like to express himself that much. God were they good though.

[12:16:54 AM] [REDACTED]: As Pesticide peters out Ash checks his phone again. With a nod he looks around himself and starts texting as he makes his way to the left side of the stadium. Not ten seconds after he gets started though does he bump into somebody because he's not paying attention. Shit! He nearly catches his phone three times before it drops into the mud and he groans. Picking it out, he looks up at the person who acted as his obstacle. S-sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Um. He wipes his phone off on his cargo shorts and stows it away. You alright?

[12:26:26 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle's eyes open as he's bumped into, nearly falling over just from the unexpected bump. It takes him a good few seconds to readjust himself so he's standing fine, having nearly fallen over due to some certain attributes. Before responding he raises a hand and flips his hair to the other side of his face. "Yeah. It's no problem, man. It's cool. I tend to get lost in the song myself. Helps forget about other stuff you know?"

[12:32:41 AM] [REDACTED]: I guess. I mean, I'm enjoying the music, but I have a lot of other stuff on my mind still. He argues with himself between staying and going, and decides it would be rude to jet at ths point. But Petrichor is my favorite band, so I'm definitely gonna have a good time tonight. They were only a few songs into the concert, and Petrichor always did three or more encores, so. Assuming I don't lose my hearing. It's so loud!

[12:59:23 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Ha! That's what you get for coming to a concert. There always loud. S'why I said it's easy to forget cause it basically knocks everything else out of your head. At least for me anyway." Kyle gives a little shrug and puts both his hands into his jeans' pockets, which if Ash followed them he'd probably get a nice view of the obscene bulge in Kyle's pants. It took a few moments for him to say anything again, wondering if he should actually talk for once instead of just brooding. "So. What's up then that you can't focus on the earsplitters?" He nodded towards the huge speaker systems that were up on stage.

[1:18:08 AM] [REDACTED]: D'ya mind if I say it's personal?… Don't worry, it's nothing bad, I just can't get it outta my head After some post Pesticide technical difficulties, they finally start into Fertilizer. Nice. Heh, I guess they're hitting both ends of the scale tonight. I figured Weed Killer would be next. It begins to dawn on him that a large portion of their songs were just named after vaguely hardcore sounding plant things. Oh no, did Robbie get a new guitar? I liked the black one!

[1:22:40 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Nah that's fine. Ain't gonna pry. People gotta have their secrets." At Ash's words Kyle turned to look at the stage, a small frown forming. "Oh man. That fucking sucks, dude. Guess the other one bit the dust. Oh well. Least he got a new one so they can still do the concerts." With a sigh Kyle pulled one hand from his pants to check on his phone, eyes squinting from the light as he checked to see if anyone had sent him anything since he hadn't checked his phone since he got in here. "You come with anybody?"

[1:26:08 AM] [REDACTED]: Nnnnope. I had a friend who was interested but she said she'd rather just hear about it afterwards. He instinctually checks his own phone as well, and catches the time on the still partially muddy screen. Shit! Sorrry, I gotta go to the bathroom! Umm!! Looking back and forth between Kyle and the bathroom area with a conflicted look, he finally makes a decision. He begins rushing off in the same direction as before, except he doesn't bump into anybody this time. Catch you later maybe!

[1:31:42 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just stares at him as he runs away, wondering briefly if he should follow or not. The first thing that comes to mind is that they wouldn't exactly be able to see each other later given, well, they didn't even share names. With a sigh he walks quickly to the bathrooms and leisurely steps inside. Thankfully this place had actual bathrooms rather than a bunch of porta potties. Kyle thinks for a moment to call out for the guy he just met but figures it would probably be better to just wait. At least the bathroom was empty except for him.

[1:38:23 AM] [REDACTED]: There's a tapping from inside one of the stalls, fingernails against the wall between it and the other stall. No shoes are visible from beneath the door, so they must be hiding up on the toilet or something. A little bit of crude writing on the door says "Other stall for a good time from 9:00 to 10:00" with a short list of dates below it, all ccoincedentally coinciding with concerts, including today.

[1:49:06 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: 'Oh so that's why he needed to bolt.' thinks Kyle, the faintest of smirks coming onto his face. He doesn't get long to think to himself though as he hears what sounds like someone making their way into the bathroom. Without thinking about it much he slips himself into the stall beside the person he was just talking to before. He sits there for a few seconds and luckily it seems he was mistaken about someone else coming in. With a sigh of relief he leans back on the toilet, taking out his phone to check the time with the ones on the stall. [1:56:47 AM] [REDACTED]: As soon as Kyle sits down, two fingers beckon him over through the hole between stalls, nails covered in glittery red nail polish. Before pulling back through the hole, they point up at the words "FREE ORAL, $5 ANAL" in all caps just above. It sounds a little odd, but a rather sultry female voice says "Interested?" [2:00:16 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: The voice confused Kyle for a second, for a moment wondering if the person he met had just magicked their way out of the bathroom. He put his phone away and rubbed at his chin. "Yeah. I think I'll bit. Free oral sounds too good a deal to pass up." Of course he was nervous about doing this, wondering exactly how the person in the other stall would react to him so he just sat for the moment and waited for a reply.

[2:04:24 AM] [REDACTED]: It sounds like somebody in that stall squeaked very quietly, but not the person speaking. "Then I'm gonna need you to unzip, bad boy." There are a couple of clicking noises like a phone typing, moments later the woman "Ahh"s quietly, but says nothing more, almost like she's stifling a laugh.

[2:09:52 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Alright then. You ever been with any big guy's before?" To show that he wasn't just trying to talk to them he goes through the process of taking off his pants, chains gingling and zipper sliding before a few small noises as his pants hit the ground. He figures it would be better to do this soft since he didn't trust sticking his hard cock through the stall. Liable to poke someone's eye out. So for now he just flops his foot long softie between his hands.

[2:17:13 AM] [REDACTED]: Nothing comes to the hole, so it's impossible to tell if they even see his display. Am I about to? Forgive me if I'm cautious, but I don't want you seeing any part of my face if I can help it. Don't want to be known as the bathroom slut, right? She giggles like she does this all the time and is perfectly relaxed, and like she's not kneeling in a stall offering sexual services.

[2:20:02 AM | Edited 2:20:35 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Yeah I'd say you were about to." He stands up and turns to face the hole, another faint smirk on his face. First blowjob he'll have had in months. Of course he quickly realizes the problem when he pushes his soft tip against the hole and it doesn't immediately slide in. "If I can fit the thing." With a bit of work and spit he manages to get his shaft through in one push, shivering as his tip slaps against the cold stall wall. Here's hoping no one freaked out.

[2:26:43 AM | Edited 2:27:59 AM] [REDACTED]: HOLY SHIT Ash immediately bursts out, causing the woman to sound distressed. "Asha? What happened? Are you okay?" After a little bit of scrabbling he yells I WILL CALL YOU BACK and loudly hangs up his phone. UH. Y-yo- th-this- that, that uh. I… The stall Ash was in loudly bursts open and his sneakers squeak on the floor as he walks out of it. ……………. Please zip up before coming out.

[2:32:36 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: And there was the reaction he was expecting, sighing a bit as he pulls his shaft from the wall. It took a bit of effort and time to stuff it all back into his pants but he manages, frowning a bit as he opens up the stall door, putting his hands back in his pockets as he steps out. At least realizing that it was the person he was talking to before did alleviate his mood a bit. He thought for a moment about saying something but figured it'd just make things more awkward.

[2:41:42 AM] [REDACTED]: So. That was surprising. Ash is blushing hard, but has the courage to make proper eye contact. We should probably… Introduce properly? He extends his hand for a shake. I normally give strangers a fake name, but since you heard it already, I'm Asha, Ash for short. In the properly lit restroom it's easier to tell his right hand is the one with the red nail polish, and the other is in his pocket, probably clutching his phone. He's got black cargo shorts above what must be fishnet stockings, but they go all the way up his legs and disappear into his shorts. His crop top has four big cartoony skulls on a black backdrop, so it could be a Four Skulls t-shirt originally but their logo is pretty indistinct and the "FOUR SKULLS" would be on the part that was hacked off to expose his smooth midriff, with a red belly button piercing. He's even wearing a teeny bit of makeup

[2:46:49 AM | Edited 2:49:13 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "I'll say. Name's Kyle." He reahces out and shakes Ash's hand, occasionally glancing down to look at his outfit. Kyle was dressed mostly in black: black pants, shoes, and hoodie. Even his ear piercings were black though his shirt had white stripes on it. And of course there was that obscene bulge in his pants. No wonder he usually spends time in dark places. "I'm guessing that's the private stuff you mentioned before right? I mean. If it ain't sorry for bringing it up again. Just curious is all. Nice makeup by the by."

[3:11:55 AM] [REDACTED]: HAH! Yes, yes, that was the er. Private. Thing. He coughs a little, whether from nervousness or an actual cough it's hard to tell. Somebody else barges into the bathroom and looks quizzically into the empty stall Ash was just in. You just missed her dude, but she said she might be back. He looks a little displeased but walks out anways. Thank you, on the makeup thing. I had help. His eyes stand out as dark blue, the same shade as the sapphires in his single crescent moon earing. Um, so yeah. This is what I was planning on doing for the middle portion of the show.

[3:17:53 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just nodded in response, nearly jumping out of his skin when the other guy came in. "Ah. I gotcha. At least you're doing it over some of their not as good songs. I hope I'm not messing with your business at all. Course seeing as it was free you don't get paid much do you?" He was starting to be a bit more talkative now, both from getting to know Ash and because of nervousness. Plus that minor fondling of his schlong and the promise of a blowjob was starting to get him hard.

[3:32:24 AM] [REDACTED]: I have no idea what my income would be from this, it was my first try. I figured I might be able to pay off the ticket at least, since I got it cheap. Although I should have brought condoms too… He gets lost in thought for a few seconds. A-anyways! I don't know if I want to go back now, you sorta broke my confidence. Either way, do you… want my number? I dunno if you'll be interested in somebody who's had the dicks of other strangers in him but it might be cool to just… hang out, or chat or something?

[3:36:04 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Hey I ain't gonna judge you for doing it. Gonna help out a little though before you give me your number." Kyle reaches into his pocket and takes out his wallet, pulling out a twenty and handing it to Ash. "Here. Was gonna buy a t-shirt or some shit but I'm sure I'll have a friend who's gonna see another Petrichor concert during this tour so it's no biggie."

[3:42:26 AM] [REDACTED]: Oh! He seems reluctant to take it but eventually stuffs it into his own wallet with a smile. Thanks a ton! I'm gonna head back in and see if I get any takers for the remaining A phone is checked fifty minutes. Here. Spying Kyle's phone, he takes it and punches his number into a fresh contact, leaving the name field blank for him to fill out. Now if you don't mind I have a fairly embarassing phone call to make.

[3:45:40 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Don't sweat it. We'll talk after the show. If that's alright I mean. If not then later or something." He gives a little shrug as he writes Ash into the contact field. He sends a text to check and see if everything's in order, nodding when he hears Ash's phone vibrate. "Alright well. Good luck? Not sure what to say really. If it makes you feel better you're probably not gonna get anyone half as big as me in there." He nods to the stall before stepping out of the bathroom, a faint smile on his face as he, for once, happily listens to the music.

[4:03:23 AM] [REDACTED]: Aint that a shame! He yells at Kyle's back while he leaves, then starts to dial his friend again. --- A little under an hour later Ash steps out of the bathroom feeling a little used, scanning the top of the crowd to see if he could spot his new acquaintance, with his phone to his ear, no longer on speakerphone. Yes, you'll get a cut! And here I thought you were helping out of the kindness of your heart. Hehe, yeah, that was a little dirty, but you seem to have come out fine. Op, music's picking back up, see you Tuesday! The first notes of Acid Rain make him feel like he has amazing timing, as it's the first of three songs they always do to finish off a show before the encores. Ah well, if he couldn't find Kyle they did say they'd meet up later. He turns to the stage and starts to get back into the guitar and that silky smooth voice. If only the singer had come into the bathroom he muses.

[4:14:50 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Once again Kyle had gotten into that trance like state he gets into when he listens to his favorite musics. In the back of his mind he figures maybe he should look for Ash but wonders what would be the point. They'd be meeting after the show anyway. Plus this gives them both a chance to enjoy the music before they spend some time together or whatever the hell was going to happen.

[4:40:04 AM] [REDACTED]: *After four (four!!) consecutive encores, the place starts to clear out, revealing tons of trash and puddles of spilled drink, as well as a few wallets and phones and such from the people who got too drunk to notice they even dropped something. Grinning pretty wide from the show, Ash leans against the sign for the place and sends Kyle a brief text, just in case they didn't see each other as they passed by.

[4:42:17 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle looked at his phone as he neared the exit, a small smirk on his face. Seems Ash got out just in time to enjoy the end of the show. He passes out of the gate and sees his new friend leaned up against the sign, raising a hand to wave at him before placing it back into his pants. "Hey. So. How was the night? If you don't mind my asking."

[4:49:46 AM] [REDACTED]: Ah, uh. *He holds up six five dollar bills* I guess leaving it up for a while in advance really helped. Can't believe how quick most people are, almost takes the fun out of it. He clears his throat. So uh, sorry for freaking out at you earlier? I doubt you can blame me, but it was just SUPER surprising. He decides to omit the fact that his friend was interested in meeting Kyle, because she'd totally steal him for herself Anyways, since we both went alone I figured it wouldn't hurt to get a bite to eat together, right?

[4:52:38 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Nah I'm used to that react by now. Even from people who act like they wanna see it at first but then they freak out when I show 'em. And sure. Food sounds good." He gave a little nod and leaned on the sign next to Ash, taking out his phone to check the time again. "You got somewhere good to go? If not I think I might know a place or two. Course it's nothing fancy but it's good."

[4:56:47 AM] [REDACTED]: Only fast food places, so no. Me and Ab stopped going for food so people would stop thinking we were a couple so I never learned any places with real food. Since there's only one way to go anyways, he pushes himself up and starts moving slowly So what other bands do you like? Petrichor's my fave. Did I already say that?

[5:01:33 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Ha. Was gonna suggest that myself. Don't think anywhere else is open anyway." He trudges behind Ash which ends up giving him a nice view of his ass, a small smirk creeping onto his face. Despite his usually somber attitude he's really tempted to mess with Ash and squeeze his ass. "I got a few but we can talk about those over food. Or at least after we get somewhere a bit more comfortable. You got a car or are we taking the bus? Former might let me into a few of the other bands you like. See if I know any of them."

[2:09:53 PM] [REDACTED]: Actually I walked because I live so close, but yeah, I drive. It's like eleven at night so there's minimal traffic, Ash crossing the street quickly despite caution, then heading left towards the nearest group of houses.

[2:20:03 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle followed quickly behind him, hands always in his pockets, probably trying to keep his phone and wallet from falling out. "Ah. Yeah I took the bus. It's cheaper than asking to borrow one of my parents' cars. S'why I brought that twenty I gave you. Was hoping I had some change left over for the bus from the shirt."

[[2:56:43 PM] [REDACTED]: So you gifted it to an aspiring prostitute you had just met instead? Prudent spending decisions there Kyle. He laughed. Not aspiring anymore I suppose. That's a weird thought. Ash's rather unassuming house is just at the end of the street on the corner, with a sort of old (and not in the cool way) car sitting in the driveway with a few stickers on the back window, next to cars obviously belonging to parental figures.

[3:04:31 PM | Edited 3:05:32 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "I doubt the t-shirts were less than twenty dollars anyway. Should've brought a fifty instead but oh well." He gives a little shrug as he walks up Ash's driveway with him, glancing at the car and the house. For a moment he felt he should say something about the two but figured it'd be better just to stay quiet or to talk about something different. "So. We're going in the car, not your house, right? Figure I should ask since you're folks look like they're home and I doubt you wanna take me inside."

[4:31:29 PM] [REDACTED]: Why wouldn't I? You seem nice enough. And it's not like my dad's gonna say "What's up with that boy's package??" Snickering, he nears the car. Although he might if he knew I was inclined to partners of my gender in the first place. Which he will ~never know~ The car is unlocked and he slips in the driver side

[4:37:39 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Well you never know. Being this big you kinda get a quite a few people interested. None of 'em stick around though." With another shrug he steps into the car, getting in the passenger's seat. Maybe it might've been more polite to sit in the back but he figured it wouldn't matter. Of course he had to sit with his legs apart though, massive bulge reaching over halfway down his thighs.

[5:20:38 PM] [REDACTED]: You prefer McDogal's or Burger Emperor? I'd say Patty's is better but that's a little too far away.Once the car starts up they pull out and head toward the more dense part of town,where the most businesses are. Howdo you ever get comfortable with that thing? The bulge itself almost looks bigger than your actual package was.

[5:22:50 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just faintly smirks and shrugs, moving one hand to pat the bulge in his pants. "It looks bigger cause there's more there. I didn't stuff my nuts through. And it can be a hassle but when you had it this long you get used to it." It takes him a moment to remember that there was a question about food too, merely shrugging his shoulders. "Either's fine really. Fast food's fast food."

[5:36:36 PM] [REDACTED]: Hah, more or less, but McDogal's has better fries. It's a fairly short drive at this time of night, and they can park right by the door. Uh. I wonder if it's okay to go in wearing this? He realizes how revealing his outfit is and contemplates changing his shirt before shrugging and heading inside.

[5:41:23 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: After looking over Ash for a second before shrugging as well, stepping inside behind his friend. "Nah. I doubt they'll end up focusing too much on that. There's bound to be other people from the concert who stopped in." As he walks in he's surprised to see there's not anyone really inside save for the cashiers. The two cute cashiers as it were. Guess everyone took the drive through.

[5:48:59 PM] [REDACTED]: Hey, uh. He glances the menu over quickly despite knowing what he wants Ten piece nugget, medium drink, small fries, please. He looks over at Kyle since it's his turn to order. I can pay, by the way.

[5:53:15 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "You sure? Well. Alright. If you say so." Kyle steps up a bit closer to the counter to look over the menu. "And what would you… like, sir?" He glances down at the cashier as they stutter, noticing the line of sight and faintly smirking. "Same thing I guess. If that's okay, dude." He turns to look at Ash to make sure if it was.

[6:02:09 PM] [REDACTED]: Yeah, we're good. Since it's cheap here, he just pulls out some of the money he made earlier and hands it over. Hey, you paying attention? He snaps his fingers in front of the boy's face. It's a little rude to stare at my friend when I'm talking to you.

[7/10/2015 5:04:15 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It takes the cashier a few seconds to respond, shaking his head a bit and nodding. "Right. Sorry about that, sir." He nonchalantly takes it and rings everything up, eyes still glancing over at that obscene bulge. "Will, um, that be all." The woman cashier next to him would usually reprimand him for being distracted but she couldn't help but stare either.

[7/10/2015 5:39:20 PM | Edited 5:39:30 PM] [REDACTED]: Yes, thank you very much. This is said a little sarcastically. They get their receipt and pick a table, but due to the vacancy it doesn't take long for their food, which Asha retrieves and sits down with. So. Favorite bands? Munch

[7/10/2015 5:57:11 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Huh? Oh." Seems Kyle was lost in thought, probably about teasing the cashiers more. "Well Petrichor of course. Hoggtonn or however the hell you say that. The one with the boar skull." As he thinks he eats a few of his chicken nuggets and fries, occasionally glancing over back at the cashiers.

[7/10/2015 6:01:14 PM | Edited 6:01:21 PM] [REDACTED]: Hoggtonn's alright, but their vocal focused side project, Piggtonn? Way better. Ash's chicken doesn't last long at all, truly a professional at gobbling meat. He eats his fries peculiarly, placing each one on his tongue and sucking it in lazily. It's not on purpose, but it seems an awful lot like he's teasing Kyle with his soft lips. Opinion on Endoskeleton?

[7/10/2015 6:04:42 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Only heard a few songs but they seem pretty good. Maybe not a fave but good enough." His eyes start to wander over to Ash as he eats, gulping down a bit of soda as he looks. Honestly eating like that didn't surprise him but it was having a "negative" effect on his crotch. He could already feel blood starting to pump back into his shaft. At least it was a lengthy process. "Uh, Obsidiean is pretty good. You hear of them before?"

[8:12:29 PM | Edited 8:12:40 PM] [REDACTED]: Well of course, but they haven't been active for like five years. Hopefully they'll have a reunion or comeback tour soon, Like Four Skulls just did. He points at his shirt, confirming that it was indeed from that band. Didn't get to go, but my friend got me the shirt, so that was cool. Sluuurp. Man, we listen to a LOT of music.

[8:16:27 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle gulped a bit as he kept watching him slurp up fries. At least this place didn't sell hotdogs. "Yeah. Who doesn't though? It's an alright thing to do." He gave a little shrug and spread his legs slightly wider, needing to get more room for his pulsing schlong. Not to mention it was starting to be a bother keeping his nuts all smushed. "So. Where to after this?"

[8:28:02 PM] [REDACTED]: Pursing his lips to suck on his straw, he drinks half of his soda at once, cheeks pulling in from suction. Ahhh. Well, I have a place I think you'll like, since you don't want to met my folks. It's just outside of town, if that's fine with you. *He's already nearly finished with his food, so they might leave in just a moment.

[8:31:10 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "I never said I didn't want to meet 'em. Just figured you might not wanna walk in with me." Watching his cheeks puff up made his already unruly libido get that much worse, imagining it being his cum bulging his cheeks. He spread his legs even farther apart as his shaft started to snake a bit down his leg, the bulge in his pants becoming even thicker and more obscene. "If you want me to end up scaring your ma and pa with my dick then I'm fine with seeing them."

[9:02:58 PM] [REDACTED]: Nah, they'd be in bed now. And I don't wanna risk waking them. *He dumps his trash and signals for Kyle to follow him out, remaining food or not. Eating must be allowed in his car.* What in heck made that happen? He non specifically gestures at Kyle's crotch

[7/10/2015 9:05:54 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle quickly eats the rest of the chicken nuggets he had, holding onto the fry bag and drink. "Ah that makes sense. Oh. Uh." He awkwardly looks down at his crotch but doesn't end up covering his slowly growing bulge. Both the cashiers are of course staring as he walks out of the store with Ash. "D'you know how you eat fries and suck on soda? Yeah. Kinda was making me a little. You know."

[9:25:04 PM | Edited 9:25:06 PM] [REDACTED]: I… I don't. I had no idea I was a sexy eater. Weird. Ash turns around before allowing himself to bite his lip. DAMN that boy was big. This could hurt, what he had planned. When they get back in he starts it quickly and starts pulling out of the lot. So what do you do besides the whole music thing?

[9:28:27 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: As Kyle got in the car he realized he still needed to spread his legs incredibly wide to fit his growing cock and huge nuts which, considering Ash's car, wasn't exactly comfortable. "It's probably more just. Pent up sexual tension or some shit. And I kinda just. I don't know. Music and hanging out with friends I guess." He gulps as he looks down at his pants, wondering if he could ask Ash about if it'd be okay to try and not be so cramped as it were.

[9:34:11 PM | Edited 9:34:22 PM] [REDACTED]: You okay? You look like you're sorta gonna explode. I'll try to make the drive short. He makes some minor mirror adjustments and tightens his seatbelt. You should probably get bigger pants. Or wear skirts or something. He chuckles.

[9:37:02 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Probably. But jeans like this fit my style better and I don't think I can pull off a skirt. Speaking of mind if I undo my zipper? It's feeling really cramped." He glances over at Ash for a moment before awkwardly eating a few fries so as not to explain. Plus he just wanted some salty, potatoey goodness.

[9:59:05 PM] [REDACTED]: Ah, sure, I don't care. I'll try not to look, so I don't run us off the road. Would you mind getting the little bag out of the glove box for me? Should be the only thing in there except like, a map maybe. They're already nearing the edge of town, must be something pretty close

[10:02:32 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Sure. No problem, dude. Thanks." With one hand Kyle opens up the glove box and searches around while his other stays on his zipper. It doesn't take long to find the bag though that map was getting in the way. He reaches over and puts it on Ash's lap before tending to his own lap, unzipping his pants and pushing his one hand inside with a sigh. Biting his bottom lip he manages to bend and tug his cock out of his jeans, the heavy dong slapping against his leg, nearly reaching past his knee and drooping a bit. "Man does that feel a lot better."

[10:23:26 PM] [REDACTED]: Yeah I bet. He doesn't look, wanting to stay calm while behind the wheel. They start to drive up a hill, reaching the top a few minutes later, on a cliff. Heeere it is! From here they could see the place the concert had taken place, and were definitely close enough to have heard music, were it playing. This is the closest I ever got to a concert before tonight. It's a nice view, and it's pretty private. He shuts off the car, not wanting to waste gas, and gets out.

[10:26:36 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Wow. Damn impressive." It takes a little while for Kyle to get off what with him having to shove his cock back into his pants. At least for the moment it seems to have stopped growing but he knew it wasn't going to be long. He closes the door and puts his hands in his pockets, walking up beside Ash and keeping pace for the most part. "So this your friend's place? I'm just guessin'. Heard you talking to someone on the phone back in the bathroom at the concert."

[10:30:36 PM] [REDACTED]: Nope, it's just a cliff. She uh, was the one who encouraged me to go through with the glory hole thing. She encourages me to do a lot of stuff I wouldn't otherwise, and it usually works out. She's pretty cool. He quirks an eyebrow at Kyle I mean, I know I said it was private, but thanks for zipping up. Now. Unzip. He points at Kyle's dick. We have unfinished business.

[11:16:05 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just lets out a little chuckle as his hands move to his zipper. "If I'd have known I needed it out I wouldn't have bothered putting it away." With a smirk he unzips and starts the process of fishing out his monstrous schlong, this time pulling out his balls along with it. "So. How's it look?" It was hanging down past his knee and pulsing gently with two softballs hanging behind it in a hairless sack. He gives it a little flex which causes his nuts to pull up briefly before sagging again.

[11:28:34 PM] [REDACTED]: His breath catches in his throat, making a quiet "hhh" sound. Bigger, is how it looks. I suppose you were completely soft before, huh. He gulps, then pulls a stick of lipstick out of the bag, which appears to be mostly the makeup he used. After applying the ruby red to his lips, making him instantly look loads more feminine, he nears Kyle. But I suppose you /did/ sign up for the free oral, and I'm not one to go back on my offers.

[11:54:22 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just smirks a bit and nods, reaching a hand down to readjust his balls. "Yeah. I'm sporting a semi right about now." His cock flexes again as Ash puts on lipstick and he moves the hand on his balls up to his dick, gently stroking it as Ash gets closer. "Good to hear. I'm surprised you still wanna go through with it though. Most people just freak out and run." He momentarily wonders if maybe he should get his phone out for a light source but figures if Ash needs one he'll use his own phone.

[12:13:29 AM] [REDACTED]: Asha lowers himself to his knees and secures his left hand around the base of Kyle's shaft. Ah, I uh, thought about it, but I was way too curious to let you slip by unblown. And maybe Ab had suggested he do so as well, but he doesn't say that. His right hand comes up to cradle the huge testes swinging below his objective. How about you leave this to me then? He's refering to Kyle's hand on his own shaft.

[12:29:08 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: A sharp gasp comes from Kyle as Ash's hand wraps around the base of his shaft or at least tries to. "Ah. Well. Congrats on being so brave. And thanks too." Kyle moves both his hands back to their positions in his pants pockets but not before gently brushing at Ash's hair with one of them and flashing a brief smile. "Good luck." Kyle's cock pulsed and throbbed against Asha's hand, still steadily getting longer and thicker, balls pulling up every so often as well.

[12:45:02 AM] [REDACTED]: Fucking hell. Wish I had gotten one of those Evil Dragon toys or whatever they're called. Ash continually rolled the balls in his hand, trying to be gentle with them. His hand started to slide up Kyle's shaft sort of slowly, getting a good feel for it, as his inner fear of it grows a little. But he's already breathing hot and heavy on it, can't turn back now. Ever gotten this thing inside somebody? Leaning forward, his lips plant a few light pecks on and near the base

[12:59:04 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Uh, twice I think. Got really drunk with some friends and they had brought over two of their friends. Brother and sister I think. They were really, really tall." As he reminisces his dick starts to move more horizontally than before but doesn't go too far before being pulled down by its own weight. As Ash's hands slide over it and he kisses the base it still gains more inches but luckily for him seems to be slowing down. "Oh yeah, dude. Just like that."

[1:06:41 AM] [REDACTED]: Well, nice to know it's possible. And that sounds kinky. Shoulda got their numbers. He opens his mouth and starts to slather saliva on the one side of the shaft, his hand speeding up a little closer to the tip. Jeez, if I had tried this earlier you would have gotten stuck! What were you thinking? Before Kyle answers Ash drags his tongue up along the bottom of the shaft

[7/11/2015 1:11:59 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just gives a little shrug and takes one hand out of his pants, reaching up to fix his own hair before fixing Ash's. "I honestly really wasn't. Not often you get someone saying they'll suck your dick for free." Another sharp gasp comes from Kyle as Ash's tongue slides along the bottom of his shaft, a small shiver going down his spine as his cock seems to start rising once more. "Mm fuck, dude. You really are good at this. I do have their numbers by the way but they said that unless they got as drunk as they did that night they aren't gonna try. Both their asses were sore next morning unsurprisingly."

[1:20:56 AM] [REDACTED]: Heh, yeah, well as luck would have it, I love sucking dick, so here we are. With another smooch on the bottom, he drags his tongue up up up all the way to the tip, having to slide his legs back a little to properly readjust his position, otherwise he'd be at a really odd uncomfortable angle. He plants his lips calmly around just the very tip of the tip itself, and swabs his tongue on it a little bit before pulling off and focusing his tongue just below the head. Both hands now come together near the base of the cock to stroke it in tandem, since one alone can't do the whole job. Fucking hell.

[1:49:19 AM | Edited 1:51:50 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just groaned gently as his shaft was slathered by Ash's tongue, inadvertantly bucking forward a few times. Luckily he stops by the time Ash gets to the end otherwise he'd probably push him over. An even deepr groan comes from him as Ash's lips cover part of his tip. his hand moving to hold onto his head. "Fuck yeah is that a good thing. God that feels so fucking good. Just, uhn, tell me if it's too much to handle." His hips start to gently buck once more but he doesn't do much other than that, knowing that it would probably take a bit before Ash could take him.

[2:08:18 AM] [REDACTED]: Like it's even possible that it's not too much. Mmph He puts the tip back into his mouth and starts to bob his head back and forth just the teeniest bit, not making much progress but coating the tip very thickly in saliva. It's hard to see much, or he'd look up at Kyle's face to see how this is affecting him.

[2:36:01 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: It was hard not to show pleasure on his face right now given this is the first time he's had a blowjob in ages. It was amazing he was even lasting this long, his hips still gently rocking, trying to stuff more of his thick crown into Ash's mouth. "Oh you say that now. Still got a bit more to grow, dude." True enough his dick pulsed and swelled in Ash's grasp, getting even longer and thicker. One wonders how Kyle hid his boners during school.

[2:46:34 AM] [REDACTED]: Pbbblth Ash pulls off for a moment. I know it's difficult, but no forcing please? You're trying to stuff a log into my mouth, forcing it won't be fun for me. He flashes his phone on his stern face for emphasis before letting him get a glimpse of Ash cupping his lips over the tip again, and then the phone going into sleep again. Mmph Ash's lips near the tip, about to encapsulate it in his mouth, lipstick getting smeared along the way.

[3:10:20 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Sorry 'bout that. Really trying not to but. God is your mouth great, dude. And the makeup still looks nice." He stops moving his hips now, his balls ceasing to swing a second or so later. Since he couldn't do much other than just enjoy the blowjob, which he was doing very, very much, he moves one of his hands to rub at the back of Ash's head, running his fingers through his hair. Kyle's cockhead swells with blood for a brief moment as the other boy hits a very sensitive spot on his schlong, making Kyle gasp again.

[3:14:35 AM] [REDACTED]: Scrunching his eyes, Asha finally gets the whole head in his mouth, grunting through it a little. Apparently still not needing to stop for breath, he bobs his head calmly just behind the ridge of the tip, trying to get his jaw used to the stretching. His hands come off of Kyle's shaft and one goes to the boy's hip for support while the other returns to his balls, warm grip cupping one of them.

[3:18:07 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle's grip briefly tightens on Ash's hair before he just goes slack, throwing his head back and moaning. A small bead of pre-cum starts to well at his tip though small for him meant it would probably completely coat Ash's tongue. "Oh fuck yeah." The feeling of hand on his balls and his hip make him remember that this was a wet dream or anything. Someone was actually giving him a blowjob and doing very well at it.

[3:24:09 AM] [REDACTED]: He quirks an eyebrow at how into this Kyle already was, just from the tip even. In the back of his mouth he tastes something salty and mentally grimaces. Instead of focusing on that though, he dives forward and stuffs another small portion of cock into his mouth, tip now pressing hard against the entrance to his throat. He's having a really difficult time trying not to scrape his teeth against Kyle, but it's working out so far.

[3:29:02 AM | Edited 3:42:34 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle himself is pretty impressed at the fact Ash's teeth weren't touching, figuring that if he did feel them, well, it's hard to blame Ash. Kyle's cock is ludicrously huge. As a bit more of the shaft slips inside of Ash's mouth Kyle lets out another deep moan and gasp, hand shakily running through Ash's hair. As he twitched a bit another salvo of pre-cum spurted onto Ash's tongue, another pleased sigh escaping Kyle's lips.

[3:48:05 AM] [REDACTED]: With a loud grunt, the slut is forced to pull off, gasping for air. Pah… Do me a favor? Start eating pineapples. Make this way better. It takes a few moments to catch his breath but once he does he goes back on the attack, popping the tip in with far less effort,and with a hard press the very end of Kyle's shaft pops into Asha's throat, who chokes a little but manages not to gag yet, eyes screwed tight once again.

[3:50:51 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "If this is gonna be a regular thing then no prob." He smirks down at Ash while his cock throbs in the air, thick head glistening in the moonlight. As soon as Ash goes back to stuffing his cock down his throat Kyle's back to moaning and panting. "Fuck, man. Keep going but, mm, don't hurt yourself any." His hand continued to gently play with Ash's hair as beads of pre-cum started to pump out a little more frequently now.

[4:01:17 AM] [REDACTED]: Ash just thinks "We'll see" as he starts to take more cock in his mouth, jaw stretched to the point of soreness, but less sore than you'd expect considering how ridiculously thick it is. Re-angling himself allows him to take it better so he doesn't have to bend the actual shaft too much as it goes down his throat, bulging it out so cartoonishly far. Mnh. Ugg, gugd.

[4:18:29 AM | Edited 4:19:01 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Mm. Yeah, man. Just like that. Fuck. It's been so long." By now Kyle's words were coming out slightly slurred from how aroused he was feeling, pre-cum spurting constantly from his engorged tip now. At least it was going down Ash's throat instead of his tongue. An idea flashes through his mind and he quickly takes out his phone, using it as a light to show Ash just how much dick he's taken and of course how big Kyle is. "Doing, mm, good so far. Better than most of the other people who tried."

[6:31:19 PM] [REDACTED]: Ash is stunned to realize that despite having about as much in him as a normal dick could provide, he's still only about a fourth of the way done. He considers the fact that he's largely adjusted to the girth now and shoves his head forward, several inches sliding into the extremely tight passage of his throat. He finally gags once or twice but powers through it and is able to sit there with ten inches of thick meat in his mouth.

[8:28:11 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: For a brief moment Kyle thinks about possibly taking a picture of Ash with his mouth, wanting to savor the memory personally but feeling that would be rude. For now he just holds it up above his shaft, watching in awe as Ash slams his head forward and takes a good deal more. A heavy moan came from Kyle and it's amazing he didn't drop his phone, body going slack as his hand briefly tightens in Ash's hair. "Holy fuck is this nice. I'll, guh, return the favor later. If you want me. I gotta pay you back somehow for this."

[8:47:34 PM] [REDACTED]: Now with both hands on his customer's hips, Ash pulls himself through the resistance his body gives him unil he's fully halfway, and the bulge in his throat passes down past his neck entirely, with just a little more than a foot of cock jammed into his craw. His eyes have watered up a little but he opens his eyes, looks up at Kyle, and winks while flashing the V sign like they do in Japan. The perfect photo opp.

[8:53:01 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Oh now he was just teasing. With a faint smirk Kyle manages to quickly snap a picture of Ash, hoping he didn't blind him with the flash. After that he realizes that it's getting hard to actually concentrate on holding the phone up for light so puts it away, groaning heavily as a thick gob of pre-cum fires into Ash's gullet. His other hand though stays in place on his new bud's hair, gently running through it and occasionally grasping it.

[9:45:11 PM] [REDACTED]: Although it takes some leg movement, Asha starts to properly fellate Kyle at just around the middle mark, managing to get several inches pumping in and out of him, each square inch of its surface dragging across the inside of his soft throat. It's at this point that Ash starts to make noise, with little satisfied "Mph"s and "Ngh"s, the grunts you expect to hear during a normal blowjob.

[9:53:20 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle's entire body goes slack as Ash starts to properly suck him off, moving the hand not caressing Ash's hair to run through his own, deep moans coming from him. "Oh fuck, dude. You're doing this, ahn, even quicker than those two from a year back. Major props." Kyle flashes a brief thumbs up down at Ash before getting back to fixing his own hair. After wards his hand goes down to give a few squeezes and tugs to his balls, a shot of pre-cum spurting out at every movement.

[10:13:10 PM] [REDACTED]: He tries to resist, thinking Kyle might be close, but eventually he pulls off for air, feeling each thick inch as it slides out of him, until the very tip finally hits open air again, splattering a little spit on the ground. Ash's face is completely red, his eyes are a little watery, and his chin is slathered with his own spit, of which a single strand still connects them. There's alsoa fair bit of lipstick smearing around his lips, for good reason. He pants to catch his breath. Huh… huh… hoo! That thing… is fuckin' filling. Buh.

[10:21:07 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just stares for a moment to make sure Ash wasn't going to pass out or anything before smirking a bit and even letting out a little chuckle. "Yeah. So I've heard. You really are doing like. Great though. Can't stress that enough. Just pull off whenever you need to breathe." Kyle's dick throbs and pulses in the moonlight, a thick stream of pre-cum dribbling from the tip though it was hard to tell given all the saliva sliding off his shaft. To show Ash how good he's doing he raises up his shaft with one hands and takes out his phone with the other, shining it on it to show where he stopped. "Wow. About halfway in one go."

[10:29:38 PM] [REDACTED]: I'm pretty good at holding my breath. I can go four minutes if I try really hard. Ash feels pretty good about his progress, having put on the lipstick for exactly that reason. Breath finally caught, he takes his tongue and languidly slurps up the underside from about where he managed, smoothly transitioning into suckling the tip when he reaches it. After a little bit of licking he dives forward, slamming almost all of what he had before right back in, bulging his throat obscenely. Again he gags a few times, but only because he went so quickly. Once used to it again he starts bobbing forward instead of backwards, very slowly progressing towards the base.

[10:34:24 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "And you use that skill for sucking dick. Can't say I blame you. Woulda probably done the same thing." Before he can talk about anything else Ash is already back to servicing his schlong, a shiver going down his spine. But before he can even get used to that half of his cock is stuffed down the boys throat, eyes briefly rolling into the back of his head as an especially copious shot of pre-cum spurts into Ash's belly. "E-easy, dude. Give me a warning first. Didn't get to catch my breath." With heavy breaths he puts both his hands on Ash's head but doesn't push or pull any, merely rubbing his scalp still.

[11:03:04 PM] [REDACTED]: Inch after inch is forcibly stuffed further and further into Ash's mouth, who loudly grunts through each one. Getting tantalizingly close, Asha tightens his grip on Kyle's hips and slams forward hard, the last six inches slipping right in as his plush lips press against his partner's crotch. He gags for at least twenty seconds, but once he fully relaxes he's no worse for wear, and groans loudly against the thick pole filling his insides. Calmly, he removes his hands and uses them to massage one of Kyle's balls each, hoping he'd cum with Asha like this, calmly deepthroating a veritable totem pole of penis.

[11:10:12 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It was hard not to let out a sharp gasp in surprise, eyes rolling back as Ash slams down the last quarter of cock. Kyle's grip tightens on the other boy's hair as his shaft starts to swell up in his mouth, balls tensing up as it seems he was indeed going to cum. With a deep, guttural groan Kyle starts to unload down Ash's throat, Ash probably able to feel as each thick salvo is deposited directly into his stomach. Hell he might be able to feel them going through Kyle's urethra with how powerful each one was. Good thing Ash could hold his breath.

[11:18:46 PM] [REDACTED]: The oral slut's eyes roll back a little as he feels something hot and sticky in his stomach, suddenly feeling like he ate a little too much. He groans loudly, which transfers into a full moan, vibrating around Kyle's shaft. Tongue trapped, over half his torso speared on man meat, Asha just sits there and lets his new acquaintance cum deep inside him, face still firmly pressed into Kyle's crotch. God is that a good feeling.

[11:22:27 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle couldn't do much else right now other than hold onto Asha's hair and cum down his throat, his balls still flexing and tensing. Seems he had quite a bit of pent up juice in there which isn't surprising at all. Spurt after spurt shoot into Ash's belly which soon enough starts to have a little bulge to it and Kyla still didn't seem done. He does manage to finally speak though, his words coming out slurred. "Oh fuck yeah, Ash. Take that fucking nut. Goddamn."

[11:48:59 PM] [REDACTED]: Each shot pumped into him makes him feel a little warmer, eyes still rolled back. By the time Kyle finishes it feels like he's eaten most of a thanksgiving dinner, whole stomach brimming with sperm. Once Ash's absolutely certain he's gotten the last of it, he grunts and starts to pull himself off, which takes like half of a minute in and of itself. The noise upon de-sheath is a loud wet pop, and a sudden intake of air. Guh! Gah, hah, hah. That was powerful. god damn. He starts reaching for his phone. Enjoy yourself?~ Mind lighting it up for me? He pats the side of the monster to illustrate what "it" was.

[11:56:18 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It took a good half a minute or so for Kyle to respond, still groaning gently as he bathed in the afterglow. When he comes to he just gives a weak nod to Ash and takes out his phone, lighting up his whole cock. It was absolutely covered in spit and lipstick markings from Ash as well as a few drips of cum still coming out of the tip. "Holy fuck was that. Jesus. Can't even talk straight, man. That blowjob was too fucking good." Regardless of how intense it was Kyle's dick was still hard and throbbing which at least made for good picture taking.

[12:00:17 AM] [REDACTED]: Asha does just that, thankful that phone cameras prefer landscape to portrait. Once his phone clicks, Ash giggles and typs something up. Can I get a fucking, like, high five, or something, for taking that whole thing? He holds up his hand to recieve his high five. And do you mind if I send this to Abby? I wanna make her proud.

[12:04:15 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just smirks down at Ash and give him a pretty languid highfive, body still going through orgasmic throes. "Fuck sure, dude. I'm proud of you right now. And I really wanna know what she's gotta say about this whole thing." He sort of gestures to his dick and Ash before moving his hand to his balls. As he waits he tugs and pulls at his sack skin gently, letting out a deep sigh after a few seconds.

[12:09:57 AM] [REDACTED]: Grinning, he finishes typing "See that lipstick? All me." And sends it off to Ab. Like twenty seconds later he gets a response which makes him burst out laughing. She just said "holy shit" in all caps. He gets another one. Ghehe, "teach me, master. Also, bring me dat cawk." spelled c-a-w-k. He sticks his tongue out at Kyle. You're gonna like Abby. Amused, he stands and fires off one last text before stowing his phone away again.

[12:14:33 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Probably. If you sent her the pic and she ain't running I'd say that's good so far. She didn't freak right?" He smirks a bit and seems to have mostly calmed down now though his shaft still does twitch every so often. Not to mention it still looked hard as when they start, just now it was covered in slobber and lipstick.

[12:32:55 AM] [REDACTED]: She probably did, but in the good way. Snickering, he clambers onto his trunk. Remember what you said about paying me back? With a little bit of finaggling he lies down on his back, head hanging off the side of his car Well, you can pay me back by fucking my throat, please. And don't you worry about getting me off, I can take care of myself.He doesn't know how visible it is, but he makes a "come on" gesture with both hands.

[12:38:07 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just sort of stares for a moment before walking over in front of Ash, scratching his head. "Uh. Well. If you're sure about it. I've never done something like this before so. Like. Do something if I mess up?" After speaking he rests his schlong right on Ash's shoulder, waiting for him to talk. Plus it let him get a good view of how deep he'd be going into Ash's body, Kyle subconsciously licking his lips as he looks.

[12:42:42 AM] [REDACTED]: As long as you give me enough time to breathe every couple of minutes, we'll be perfectly fine. Get rough if you want.~… Er, without hitting. Not that kind of rough. Come on! To show his impatience, he opens wide with his tongue out, or at least as wide as he can get without Kyle stretching him further. Aaaa…

[1:36:05 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Man I wouldn't ever think of hitting. Except like this." With a smirk he pulls back a bit and lifts up his shaft, lightly slapping it against Ash's face. But before the other boy can say anything in response he pushes the tip against his mouth, groaning as it starts to slide in. It doesn't take long before Kyle's pushing into then past Ash's throat, a deep groan coming from him the entire time. "Don't think I'd ever get tired of this holy shit."

[3:15:08 AM] [REDACTED]: A shiver rolls down Ash's body as he's entered from the mouth, grunting lustily around it. The clouds move out from in front of the full moon and make it much easier to see Kyle's tip stretch the hell out of his poor throat. Mnh!~ *He really sounds like he's enjoying this, almost as much as Kyle. Almost. If he could talk he'd probably be egging him on.

[3:42:52 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle's almost a little sad he started to slip his shaft into Ash's mouth so soon, having wanted to hear a quip or something from him. Ah well. There'll be talking after they're done provided Ash's throat isn't too sore. Briefly he gets the idea to text him and talk while they were doing this but figures it was too silly. Plus Kyle doubts he could concentrate enough to type, especially as Ash's throat nears halfway down Kyle's shaft, heavy groans coming from him as he rests his hands on Ash's head.

[4:06:49 AM] [REDACTED]: *Considering he was already warmed up to the whole thing, Ash had sort of hoped it would just get shoved in, but it was fine to be apprehensive in Kyle's position, considering he might not have ever had the opportunity to be in this sort of position before, where he controls the pace and the partner doesn't stand to be hurt.*

[12:58:44 PM | Edited 1:01:43 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It doesn't take much longer before Kyle's feeling Ash's lips against his crotch, letting out a small moan and holding tighter onto his hair. "Gonna start moving, dude. Just wanted to warn ya." He flashes a brief and small smile down at Ash even if he can't see it before starting to gently thrust into his mouth. Of course given his length he, at most, only gets a foot out before thrusting it back in, balls lightly slapping against Ash's face. "Holy fuck, man. God. Throat's so fucking wonderful."

[2:01:36 PM] [REDACTED]: The balls slapping him is just sort of humorous, especially since they're fairly soft. Asha gulps (to little effect) and enjoys the feeling of being used so blatantly as a living onahole for a dick he's surprised doesn't go right through him. If it had another foot, maybe. One hand moves to his throat so he can actually feel the repeated bulging of it as Kyle thrusts, which is incredibly erotic, even considering the situation.

[2:07:32 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle, figuring that Ash is mostly acclimated to his shaft, starts to move his hips a bit faster, balls slapping into his face with a bit more force. As Asha's hand presses against his own throat to touch at the obscene bulge travelling down into his stomach Kyle lets out a heavy groan as a few thick shots of pre-cum fire into Ash's gullet. "Oh fuck, dude. That's. Wow. Incredible. Give me a warning when you need to breathe alright?"

[4:47:54 PM] [REDACTED]: Ohhh yeah, that's the good stuff. Ash's body scrunches up a little in pleasure, hips partially raising off the trunk of the car and toes digging into the soles of his shoes. He even appreciates the smell of ball sweat as Kyle starts to get into it. Luckily he could go another minute or two without air, to get Kyle comfortable with a little more speed still.

[5:19:21 PM | Edited 5:19:30 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Deep moans and huffs come from Kyle as he pulls his hips back and forth, steadily getting quicker and quicker but luckily not fast enough to bruise Ash's face with his balls. That would be awkward and definitely not cool. After another minute or so of happily pounding away at his friend's throat, moaning and grunting all the while, Kyle manages to slowly pry his fat schlong from Ash's maw, spit coating the entire thing. As he waits for Ash to catch his breath he lightly slaps it against his chin as well as briefly stroke it. "Mm. Ready again, Ash?"

[9:23:51 PM] [REDACTED]: Ash's eyes roll back gently as Kyle finallly hits a good speed, feeling every thrust as they go in and out, and just sort of amused and turned on by the balls hitting him. When it's dislodged he gasps and pants, although he appears to be mostly fine. Mn, I can feel that thing in my fucking guts. He doesn't seem displeased by this Ready and waiting, big boy!~ He's clearly pitching a tent, but he said to let him handle himself.

[9:38:24 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle bites his lip before rubbing his cockhead against Ash's lips, teasing him a bit while also trying to get his own bearings. He was amazed he was doing this well with someone so eager all things considered. After a few seconds of prodding Ash's mouth and occasionally slipping it inside to bulge out his cheek Kyle pushes himself inwards once more, reaching the hilt in just a few seconds. "Mm. Getting a lot better at this, dude. Hope I'm not like. Stretching your throat out too much."

[1:34:35 AM] [REDACTED]: Stop teasing mMPH! He gets exactly what he wants mid sentence, and would laugh if he could. With his big meaty pacifier back he returns to his enthusiastic state of scarfing it down without complaint. One hand sneaks over to his groin and unzips, finagling a little until his dicks flop out of his panties and into the open air. In the dark it's a little hard to see both of them, but they're certainly there, and absolutely rock hard. He must be REALLY enjoying this.

[5:42:44 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Now it was Kyle's turn to be impressed, leaning a bit over Ash to get a closer look at his cock or rathers cocks. "Holy hell. Didn't think that sort of shit was possible. Wow." His hips kept pounding away at Ash's mouth as Kyle stared at his thick shafts, seemingly getting harder inside of Ash's throat. It seemed there was more pre-cum firing from his dick as well though that was less noticeable what with him being buried to the hilt with Ash's red lips mashing against his crotch.

[3:00:26 PM] [REDACTED]: Ash's body tenses up once again, back arching as his cocks twitch and bounce, and finally spew cum all over his belly. He moans like a whore while instinctually his hips attempt to roll upwards a little bit, not relenting until his load is spent and most of his muscles relax. In the afterglow Ash reaches down and lazily stroke his dicks, ocassionally firing off a weak remnant shot.

[6:41:12 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just kind of stood there and slowed his thrusting down so he could get a better look at what the hell he was seeing. It didn't take him long before he reached over a hand to touch one of the twin cocks but he didn't do much more than that, remembering what Ash had said. So to get back to work as it were he pulled himself back until his head nearly popped from Ash's throat before slamming his entire length back down his gullet, pounding his throat rapidly and moaning.

[1:27:31 AM] [REDACTED]: Something akin to a grunt comes from Asha, and his back arches a little, but not as much as when he came. As he stops shooting off, he takes his hand away from his package and returns to simply lying there and enjoying the feeling of being used like a giant cocksleeve, an occupation he wouldn't mind, he notes mentally. Cumming must have taken a bit out of him, because he actually pats Kyle's arm firmly a few times to try and signal that he needs air.

[1:30:10 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: It took Kyle a bit to notice the pats on his arm what with how light they were but once he notices he lets out a grunt. "Oh shit. Sorry." He practically jumps back and yanks all of his shaft out about as quickly as he could, thick strings of saliva connecting between his shaft and Ash's mouth. "So. Seems I ain't the only impressive one, huh?" His dick twitches excitedly above Ash's face as a river of pre-cum billows from the tip, landing on the boy's chest.

[1:35:50 AM] [REDACTED]: After some intense panting, Ash tries to compose himself. Blugh, not that impressive. I prefer not using them anyways. Try not to get any of that on my clothes, will you? In an attempt to keep his crop top mostly clean he pulls it up, revealing his left nipple piercing as it glints in the moonlight. Probably should have taken this off. He does so now, since he's mentioned it. You're doing great though, that was a fucking spectacular orgasm.

[1:45:35 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Whoops. Hard not to when I'm all coated in spit though ain't it?" He helps with taking off Ash's shirt and gives a faint smirk at his nipple piercing, reaching a hand over to prod at it. Meanwhile his cock still throbs and drools onto Ash's chest, Kyle's eyes trailing back down to Ash's thick schlongs. "And dude I'm pretty sure having two dicks is impressive. Glad you're enjoying too. Was worried I'd like. Broke you or something." Every so often while he was talking he grinded his dick against the side of Ash's chin and face.

[1:56:03 AM] [REDACTED]: No, augh. He chuckles lightly at the cock against his face, reacting to it much like you would a dog licking you. Yeah, I /love/ getting my throat fucked, just one of my weird things. Not that I don't love anal just as much. You planning on getting back in there? I figured you wanted to finish in me again before we were done. He says this with a mix of humor and impatience

[2:00:04 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Hearing the mention of anal made Kyle's dick twitch powerfully, nearly smacking him in the chest. With a smirk he looks down at Ash and starts to stroke his shaft with both hands. "Did you mean get back in your mouth or your ass? Figure I'm lubed up enough for it by now. If you wanted to try." He was probably pressing his luck with this so he angles his hips so that when Ash answered he'd be able to just slide all the way down his throat again.

[2:02:32 AM] [REDACTED]: Back in sort of implies I meant somewhere you already were, yah? He sticks his tongue out, then opens wide enthusiastically, ready for the glorious stretching feeling only Kyle's tower of meat could provide. He contemplates the idea of anal as they start again, figuring it was probably possible, since butts are much more accomodating than mouths in the first place. And he has lube in the car.

[2:04:44 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "True yeah. Figured I'd ask first though." After he said that his hips bucked forward, slamming his whole schlong down Ash's throat. Rather than mess around this time he decided staying on a hillside all night would probably be annoying so he starts to fuck Ash's throat hard and fast, balls slapping against his face and probably leaving little sweat marks. Watching the bulge from his dick slide down Ash's body was definitely helping him near orgasm. It shouldn't be much longer before he cums again.

[2:28:49 AM | Edited 2:29:10 AM] [REDACTED]: *Oh god, that is *nice. Ash feels so heavenly and full, and those balls, he has to keep his eyes closed but they roll back under his eyelids. anyways. He has a miniature gasm, only firing off a few weak shots but getting a little body ripple anyways. As Kyle nears his climax, Ash hopes he'll grab hold and hilt hard, like in porn. Something hot about it.

[2:41:12 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle grunts and moans as he keeps slamming down Ash's throat, starting to pant heavily with his shaft bucking inside. "Gonna fucking bust again, Ash. Hope you're ready." Not that he could really stop if he wasn't, Kyle groaning as he grabs onto Ash's head. He pulls him forward a bit and makes single inch thrusts before gasping as he starts to unload in Ash's gullet, Ash probably able to feel Kyle's nuts clenching against his face. Even while cumming though he still continued to thrust infrequently, still grunting and panting.

[2:45:40 AM] [REDACTED]: Toes are curled as a massive load is forcibly (concentually, but still) deposited about as deep inside of Ash as it could be, bypassing everything before the stomach and filling his belly with a blissful warmth. He zones out for a bit and lets the pleasure wash over him before he slowly drifts back into it, although Kyle is still not quite finished. Yeah, he's definitely a keeper.

[2:49:31 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Most of the orgasm passes like a pleasurable blur for Kyle as well, this one feeling much more intense than his previous one. As he nearly finishes up he ends up bucking his hips against Ash's face, fingers shaking on his chin as the last little bit is deposited in his belly. As he slowly pulls his schlong from Ash's throat he notices said belly, now having swelled up big enough to no doubt be impossible to hide easily. His dick pops from Ash's mouth followed by a wave of saliva and cum, Kyle's cock drooping quite a bit and seeming a bit softer. "Fuck me. That was. God."

[2:56:04 AM] [REDACTED]: Ash tries to stem what loss he can, just because openly leaking isn't perfectly pleasant, so he closes his mouth and gulps hard. After groaning in delight he stretches, cracks his neck, and flips over onto his knees with a huge goofy grin on his face. That was fucking phenominal, K. Apparently still in the mood, he swings his feet over the side of the car and then drops to his knees again, attacking Kyle's cock with his tongue, getting every square inch of the underside until his face is buried in Kyle's balls and he's sucking on bits of scrotum. He's only down there for a few seconds though, until he pulls up and starts to lick and suckle around the base of the shaft instead, left hand coming up to stroke the upper half of the shaft. So. You think you can manage a round three?

[3:01:34 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Even though his shaft was a bit softer than before it immediately starts to fill out again, throbbing and pulsing against Ash's tongue. All Kyle can do is just stand there and not let his legs buckle underneath him, panting gently. When Ash's tongue and mouth latch onto his balls he lets out a deep moan, testicles flexing up for a moment before sagging down again. One hand goes to hold onto the back of Ash's head as he works, Kyle just nodding a bit at his words. "Yeah. Pretty sure I can. Got a lot of pent up jizz. I did say it's been months remember." His dick starts to leak pre-cum profusely once more, making a little puddle behind Ash's ass.

[3:05:19 AM] [REDACTED]: Alright, weeeell. Reluctantly he stands up. I suppose you did pay for four anal sessions. Which I'd say just /barely/ covers this monster here. He pats the top of the cock standing proud next to him. So how's about you fill me from the other end to round out the night, then we crash at my place once we've gotten it out of our system? Because he knows Kyle's answer already, he saunters over and reaches in through his window to get his bottle of lube out of the bag in the back seat.

[3:08:21 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Lube too? I'd say there's enough spit on here to work." Though he does think again after he said that, remembering the copious amounts of lube he's had to use before even after sloppy blowjobs. "Actually. Yeah. Just to be safe." As Ash bends over to get the lube he decides to tease him a bit, reaching a hand over to grope his decently plump rear, kneading it in his hands. "I'd grind against you but I don't wanna ruin these shorts."

[3:13:37 AM] [REDACTED]: Pff, thanks. And honestly, spit is /terrible/ lube. It dries up right away, especially with friction. This stuff is water based, so it'll still be coating your dick, and most of my bowels, even once we finish. Not bothering to make a ceremony of it, Ash completely fills his hand with the lubricant and begins slathering it up and down Kyle's dong. It's a little slimy and sticky, but it definitely feels like it can get the job done, as Asha's hand goes from rubbing to sliding as it's applied. Of course, he has to employ his other hand as well to ensure total coverage.

[1:19:33 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh I figured but you lubed this thing up with enough spit I thought for a second it might work." He pulls one hand back to pat the side of his schlong while the other continued to grope Ash's ass. It didn't take much longer before Ash was putting his hands along Kyle's dick, slathering it in lube. Given he can't do much of anything while he's getting worked on he just strokes Asha's hair, letting out a small moan every so often as a spurt of pre-cum fires from his shaft. "I'm really hoping this works. And that I don't break your ass."

[8:21:32 PM] [REDACTED]: Well, if you do, you'll just have to take responsibility and plug it up from time to time, huh? But yeah, let's hope I'm fine. Once it's particularly lube-y Ash finally lets his shorts fall to his ankles, followed by his boxers, and then takes off his shoes. Luckily it's just rock up here, so he doesn't have to worry about muddy feet. His ass is revealed to be, while not ridiculous like Kyle's asset, pretty rounded and plump, nothing like most dude butts. Those cargo shorts must have been barely baggy enough to not show that. He puts some lube in the same palm as before and slathers a fair amount in his crack and even slips two lubed fingers in to make absolutely sure he's coated. He pats his own ass in satisfaction. So, how do you want me? On my back? Bent over? On my stomach? In the car or on the car, just not on the ground.

[8:29:03 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle faintly licked his lips as he saw Ash's modest bubble butt pop out of his shorts, a hard throb going through his shaft and ending with a gob of pre-cum splattering onto the ground. "Guess I got no objections to that. Uh. Whatever position you think would work best. You are the one getting fucked after all." His dick continued to throb as Ash fingered his ass, more pre-cum hitting the stony ground. "Think we should maybe like. Work on stretching you out a bit more first? Unless you're already. uh, loose enough. Well. Doubt you'll be loose enough for this at first." Kyle emphasized by grabbing his base and waving his cock a bit, moonlight glinting off the surface every so often.

[8:36:11 PM] [REDACTED]: You're worried about my butt, which people can do amazing things with, but not my almost completely inelastic mouth? He quirks an eyebrow in amusement I'll be fine if we're slow to start. Not like the tip's flat, right? Hmm. Mulling over positions in his head, Ash finally walks around the back of his car and bands over it, palms on the trunk. Checking the height of his ass in this position, he nods and looks at Kyle expectantly

[8:40:39 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Well you managed to fit it right? Guess it is a bit silly to worry. This ass should be fine." As he says that he walks up behind Ash and gropes his cheeks with both hands, faintly smirking. A few seconds after he wedges his shaft in between the two ass cheeks and starts to gently grind against him, pre-cum dripping onto him every so often. Kyle doesn't continue that for long, figuring Ash wants to get with the fucking which he of course wanted to as well. With a lick of his lips he pulls back, one hand on Ash's ass to pull his cheek, the other on his shaft to line it up. "Ready?"

[12:32:24 AM] [REDACTED]: Eyep! His own hand comes back to spread the other cheek, even though it probably won't help much. The anticipation and nervousness is intense, building in his chest. It would surely be over once it poked inside, but until then the only course of action was to simply look that dick up and down while biting his lip. Just remember, slow and gentle.

[5:21:06 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "I gotcha. Don't worry. You'll probably be tight enough for me to stop in my tracks." With a lick of his lips he starts to push forward, biting his lip after a few seconds of prodding. For a moment he's worried it won't go in and so pushes just a bit harder. That seems to do the trick as soon enough he feels Ash's asshole spreading along his cockhead, a few sharp gasps coming from Kyle. "Holy shit are you tight." It doesn't take much longer before the entire head is literally popped into Ash's rear, Kyle standing and trying to keep his bearings.

[9:11:55 PM] [REDACTED]: Aa-AAh-h! Ash grits his teeth a little as he's pressed into painfully. Hold there for a little while. Shit, I thought I'd get to use the head to warm up to more thickness over time, not all at once. Hhhooo. He chuckles. His arms shake a little, but thirty seconds later he seems alright. H-ha, okay, keep going. Doesn't hurt anymore.

[9:13:54 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just grits his teeth and sits there, hand holding onto Ash's ass. He wasn't sure if he could move if he wanted either,feeling his legs shaking a bit. Hell he was amazed he'd already blown two loads into Ash without passing out or getting lightheaded. Must be the adrenaline. At Ash's request he starts to gently push forward again, slowly but surely fitting another inch or so into his incredibly tight ass.

[9:20:04 PM] [REDACTED]: Ooo-h-h. Ash's shoulders shudder a little as his arms slide close together and his knees come inward, putting him in an extremely girly pose. The length doesn't seem to be a problem so far, so until the shaft gets a little thicker he goes in pretty easy. Getting his depths probed keeps Asha hard as a rock, sort of tempted to push back against Kyle if he wasn't afraid of hurting himself.

[9:35:00 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Fuck. So tight." Kyle continues to grit his teeth as he slowly pushes himself forward, resisting the urges to flex his cock due to bloodflow. He moves the hand that was on his shaft to Ash's ass as he figures it won't be needed on his cock anymore. It was a straight line from now on for the most part. He kneads and squeezes the pliable rump as he watches his shaft slide deeper inside Ash, less than half a foot inside yet.

[11:44:41 PM] [REDACTED]: Ash subconsciously extends his feet to tiptoe, pushing his ass back very lightly, which he also does subconsciously, slightly accelerating how quickly Kyle goes in. Once nine inches are in him they seem to hit a wall. Ash sticks his tongue out and rotates his shapely hips at an odd angle until suddely he slides back another inch and a half with a yelp. Thhhhere we go. Sh-hould be smoothish sailing from here.

[11:48:12 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: For the most part Kyle just focused on not hurting Ash or his wonderful ass and moving forward at a snail's pace, appropriate given how slimy his shaft looked with all that lube on it. As Ash moves his hips Kyle moans and gasps as another bit slides in. With a nod he started to push a bit harder than before, getting a whole foot inside in just a few more minutes. "H-half way down. Fuck. How you holdin' up? My legs are feelin' like, guh, jelly."

[11:52:45 PM] [REDACTED]: "I sorta wanna lie here and take it, but I gotta prop myself up. He picks up his drooped head and looks over his shoulder, eyes having watered a little. If you're in halfway, you can probably get the rest. Should be the thickest part, right? He clenches around the anal invader, suddenly feeling very tight around him and gasping quietly. I bet you can do it~

[11:56:18 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh I'm sure the rest can fit in. Probably. Just don't wanna hurt you." However he still does push forward, gasping as Ash's asshole squelches around his thick shaft. Deciding to test Ash a bit and because he was getting a bit impatient himself he thrusts forward a bit, gasping as another two inches slide into the boy's overstuffed ass. Kyle just sits there for a moment, letting them both get used to it, before thrusting again, getting in another inch. "Smooth, hnn, sailing."

[12:00:58 AM] [REDACTED]: Aahn!~ Asha moans in a rather high pitched girly voice, back arching upward, arms having to extend fully to still be able to support himself. Th-that feels really good. Like, it hasn't hurt at all since you got the first quarter in, so please, fill me. He moans like a girl again, then speaks in a rather girly pitch. Fuck me, big boy!

[12:05:31 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just gnaws on his bottom lip as Ash talks, his shaft throbbing and flexing inside of his hole. He figures if it was feeling good then why not go the rest of the way? With a grunt he bucks his hips forward and slams in more of his dick, looking down with weary eyes to see there was just a quarter left. "Not much more." His hips continue to thrust and buck because most of his shaft was still inside and he was desperate to get off. An inch or so went in each time he moved so it wouldn't take much longer until his hips slapped into Asha's.

[12:11:46 AM] [REDACTED]: Lips curled in, Ash rears his hips up until finally he can slam them backwards, his ass cheeks pressing into Kyle's groin. The tip hits a sweet spot once the whole massive thing is in, making Ash perform a rather embarassing "O" face while moaning. With a short bite of his bottom lip he stands, pressing his flat back against Kyle's chest, then gets a rather sly look, despite being rather shaky. S-so, was it worth the price of admission?

[12:15:22 AM | Edited 12:15:44 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: With a smirk Kyle just leans in and makes out with Ash, holding onto him so he didn't fall over and to feel the bulge in his guts. He pulls off and gives another smirk, standing still to get used to the sensation. "Oh definitely. Would go again." As he speaks he tries to start thrusting up into Asha's ass but finds it's a bit hard to do. So instead he moves a hand down to Ash's hips and slowly pulls him up about an inch or so before letting him back down, repeating the process a few times so he gets used to it.

[12:20:31 AM] [REDACTED]: Mmph? Ash is startled by the kiss, no longer feeling sly, and it's a little weird. But it's not unpleasant, so he lets it happen and waits for Kyle to pull away. Well, now I've kissed a boy on the mouth instead of just his privates. Hm. He grunts as he's pressed into, bending back over so he's easier to thrust into. He lightly grinds his ass against the groin behind him while he waits to really get into this.

[12:23:06 AM | Edited 12:26:20 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh. You've, uh, never kissed a guy before? Shit." Kyle starts to blush brightly as he just sits there awkwardly for a moment before starting to thrust gently into Ash's ass. "Sorry 'bout that. Shoulda asked first." Rather than dwell on it though he starts to move his hips a bit more forcefully each time, soon enough dragging out six inches of his shaft with each thrust and watching it squelch back in, Ash's asshole wrapped tightly around his cock.

[12:35:51 AM | Edited 12:36:05 AM] [REDACTED]: W-well you're tw-ho-hoo ffFF Shoulders arching upward and elbows bending together, Asha clenches hard as he climaxes, spraying thin spurts of jizz all over his car. He comes down from it a moment later with a blissful groan, rather enjoying the cock slamming deep into him and the large sack patting against his own rather crowded ballsack. Now descending onto his elbows for additional support, he eventually musters the composure to talk again. Yeah, you're two glorious feet deep into my ass, so I'm not gonna sweat a single kiss. Heck, with my pretty face, I don't blame you~

[12:41:29 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Well. Still. Feel a bit awkward I guess. But if you ain't got a problem with it." He punctuates his sentence by slamming his hips forward, balls audibly slapping against Ash's thighs and nuts. "Then I ain't gonna sweat it." With a small chuckle he starts to get into a rhythm, starting off slow but rapidly gaining speed. At first he's only pulling out half a foot as before but soon enough takes out more and more, soon enough reaching halfway again with each of his thrusts. "God. Surprised I haven't already busted inside this wonderful ass."

[12:48:57 AM] [REDACTED]: That is a little odd. It not good enough for you? He obviously teases. Each nerve ending in the lower half of his digestive system is tingling and shooting off sparks of wonderful pleasure, Ash falling in love with the feeling all over every time Kyle bottoms out. Realizing he only has his fishnets on at this point, he reaches up to fiddle with his unpierced nipple, pinching and rolling it between his fingers.

[12:52:36 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Through pants and grunts Kyle manages to speak, crotch slapping against Ash's "No it's definitely good enough. Way better than good. Fuck~." He trills the end of the word as he bottoms out again, pulling Ash a bit closer to get even deeper inside of him. Of course he goes right back to his powerful thrusts afterwards, feeling his balls start to tense up. "Gonna cum soon~. Guessing you want it inside right? Bloat up that gut of yours some more."

[1:00:46 AM | Edited 1:00:56 AM] [REDACTED]: I have towels- nng! In the trunk, so if you want to nut on my back or something, by all means. Either way would be sort of hot. And it'd be easier to move. But I'll be more likely to digest it by the morning. He ever so /subtly/ hints that maybe Kyle should pull out when he finishes. And yet. But, I mean. I don't think the belly thing is hot. But being cummed inside of… /REALLY/ fucking hot. So. Your choice. Gritting his teeth, Ash grinds his plump rump against Kyle for the moment that they're in contact.

[1:04:09 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle grits his teeth and keeps eagerly pounding away at Asha's rear, panting every so often. "Think I'm gonna, hnng, try for a bit of both. Think I got enough saved up still." Ash could probably tell that given the heavy blows Kyle's nuts were giving him. His cock throbs and pulses excitedly inside of Ash's ass, showing it shouldn't be too much longer until he starts to cum.

[1:35:17 AM] [REDACTED]: I-if you say so, stud. Said in his girlier voice, he makes the cutest little noises as he's fucked, little "ah~"s and moans. Except for the sudden Sh-shit! Oohhhhnng As he cums again, putting him briefly one orgasm ahead of Kyle as his hips rock a little and he splatters the vehicle once again.

[1:38:57 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: It doesn't take much longer after Ash's orgasm for Kyle to feel his own start, grunting as he slams balls deep into Asha's rear. His shaft swells up thicker and pulses along with his balls as he pushes air through his teeth, the first powerful shot firing through his shaft and hitting Ash's insides. He stood there for a few seconds, bucking occasionally, as he fired a few salvos into Ash. Soon enough though he yanks his shaft out and starts to rapidly stroke it with both hands as it partially lays on Ash's ass, more spurts of thick jizz splattering onto his skin.

[1:43:12 AM] [REDACTED]: Oh god. He breathes heavily as the warmth blossoms in his midriff again, although this time it's cut partially short as it starts to splash all over his back, the thick blanket of cum certainly warming him for a few fleeting seconds after each shot hits him. As Kyle cums Asha grinds his ass crack on Kyle's shaft to try and help it be good for him, feeling a little bad that he didn't get to do all of it inside.

[1:47:27 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle continues to grit his teeth as Ash grinds against him, moaning out as an especially powerful shot splatters onto Ash's back. Rapidly Kyle manages to pull his shaft back down and place a few inches into that inviting pucker, shooting the last few shots into Ash's butt. After he's finished he sits there for a moment before sighing and sliding sideways, laying on his back on the trunk of the car, arms partially outstretched. "Holy fuck was that great." His breathing was heavy and his shaft seems to not be throbbing as powerfully as after the first two orgasms.

[2:01:05 AM] [REDACTED]: God damn dude. Best random hookup ever. He lets himself slump down onto his chest, feeling rather fatigued. Quietly he reaches back and feels the intense gape of his asshole, anus still spread nearly as wide as Kyle's shaft, getting Asha hard again rather quickly. Still, he eventually stands with a "hup" and makes his way over to his pants to retrieve his keys, actively leaking cum onto the ground as he goes. Ohhh god that's a weird feeling. Nnnn.

[2:04:11 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Through heavy breathing he manages to talk, dick still throbbing gently in the cool night air. "Yeah. I'll say. Good weird or bad weird? I can always stuff your butt again if you need me to." Kyle chuckles faintly and moves one hand down to stroke his much droopier shaft while the other goes to straighten his balls. Seems it was slowly softening up.

[2:07:13 AM] [REDACTED]: Neither, really, just weird. And I don't think I could drive us back tonight if I got another one of those. Look at how fucking wobbly my legs are. They're visibly shaking, and when he lifts his hand for demonstration it's rocking back and forth powerfully. Returning to the trunk, he gently shoos Kyle to standing and pulls out two fresh white towels, then shuts it again, tossing one too his friend. About a minute later the towel is slimy as he finishes wiping himself and the car clean of spooge.

[2:10:39 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle does much the same though mostly just for his cock. He does help with cleaning the trunk though since it was mostly his mess, swiping his hand along it once they were done. With a smirk he turns to Ash and starts to leisurely stuff his wilting cock back into his pants, letting out a pleased sigh as he zips them up, bulge nearly down to his knee still. He gives it a pat and smiles at Asha. "Thanks for the great time, dude. Now where we headed off to? Crashing at that friend of your's place?"

[2:19:42 AM | Edited 2:19:47 AM] [REDACTED]: Nah, we can go to my place, Abby lives like 30 minutes from here. I'll get up before you and tell my parents you're a friend of hers, they'll probably assume you're a porn actor and not question the bulge. It's all good. He starts to shimmy his shorts back on, pausing before he covers his ass and pulling his underwear back down to present it to Kyle, including the gape that was his handiwork, and slaps his own ass cheek with a giggle. Get one last look! Once he returns to being fully clothed he makes his way back towards the driver side of the car. You didn't wanna drive, did you?

[2:23:32 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Right, right. I'll try to hide it a bit while we're there." Kyle just smirks a bit as Ash presents his ass and gape to him, moving forward a bit to slap his ass as well. As they get closer to the car he shrugs and moves more towards the driver's side. "If your ass and legs are too messed up I can take the wheel sure. You'll just have to give me directions. Kind of wasn't paying much attention on account of the whole situation you know?"

[2:35:06 AM] [REDACTED]: I'll be fine. The drive is as short as before, although it seems a little longer for Ash as he is constantly distracted by the feeling of his rear. When they pull up Ash leads them in and up the stairs, to his room where Kyle is directed to sleep on the couch. Most of the bands they talked about earlier have a poster somewhere in the room, as well as some video game paraphenalia that imply Ash has been to conventions before. You a heavy sleeper? I sort of uh, moan, a little, in my sleep.

[1:22:47 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just blinks for a moment before sitting on the couch, stretching a bit as he lays down. "Heavy enough. With you moaning in your sleep surprised your folks haven't found out about stuff like this." With a yawn he leisurely takes off his hoodie and tosses it onto the floor next to him, followed soon after by his pants. "Gonna warn you I some times get morning wood. Course I figure I might not get it this time since this bad boy's been worked." He chuckles as he reaches a hand down to poke the bulge in his boxers.

[4:34:24 PM] [REDACTED]: I've been doing it since before puberty, dude. Has nothing to do with sex. Despite a lot of other things he does also being inadvertantly sexy. Sluttery must have been his destiny. After turning in for the night it turns out the moans aren't that loud, but unmistakebly sexual sounding. In the morning, Asha's not in the room right when Kyle wakes up, but pokes in soon afterward. Hey, they wanna meet, and I quote, "Abigail's deviant friend." That's you, buddy.

[4:38:09 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: With a groan Kyle tosses a bit on the couch he was sleeping on before slowly standing up. Of course he's sporting morning wood which is pointing straight at Ash as Kyle rubs his eyes. "Your folks you mean right? Got it. I'll be down…" His eyes open up as he says that, seeing his wood and sighing. "I'll be down in a few minutes. Hope I remember how to hide this thing like back in school."

[4:48:56 PM] [REDACTED]: Alright, I'll tell 'em you're coming. He heads back down to the living room and tells the two beautiful women he calls parents that Kyle has to take care of morning breath and bed hair, and they nod patiently.

[4:52:37 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It takes a few minutes but Kyle finally manages to calm his dick down and get it back into his pants, tucked back a bit to make the bulge look a bit less obscene though there was no arguing it was still huge. He breathes in heavily as he steps out of Ash's room and down the stairs, nearly doing a double take at seeing the two ladies there. Guess those comments about Ash's dad last night weren't true in the slightest. "Uh, hey. Sorry I had to crash here. Hope you two didn't mind."

[4:56:39 PM] [REDACTED]: The brown haired one blows on her hot coffee and smiles. "No trouble at all." Followed by the blond one with [Ooh, he's cute. Did you two have a good time last night?] With a wink at each of them, prompting Asha to stammer a little and turn red. Wh-what do you mean by that?? [Sorry, I was trying to ask if he's a good fuck, dear.] Brunette mom rolls her eyes with a smirk as she takes a sip while Ash flounders.

[5:02:00 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just smirks a bit and steps all the way down the stairs now, going to lean against the wall but figuring it'd be rude to do that. "Nah me and him didn't do anything to explicit. Just like. Credentials and stuff for Abby. No biggie really." He gave a little shrug and looked over at Ash, hoping that what he said would work. Ash did mention his parents had no idea about his proclivities so he figured it be better not to end up spilling the beans on that.

[5:13:21 PM] [REDACTED]: Right, credentials. [Of course.] Ash clams up and lets his arms fall to his sides, both parents looking at him increasingly knowingly. I-I mean that's really weird and gross that you think I'd like. I mean. He gestures open handed at Kyle With him? I mean, with a boy? Not, him, there's no problem with him, intrinsically, he's just- "Honey. You used to draw hearts around cute band members in your notebooks regardless of gender, and you wear fishnets and a crop top in public. How do you think we don't know what you get up to?… Oh shit, gotta get to work, be gentle with them dear." She smooches the blonde woman on the cheek before finishing her coffee and rushing out. [So, Kyle, right? You didn't break our poor boy did you? Hehe.] Ash is as red as red gets right now.

[5:18:09 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Shit. Seems they already had figured out. He wonders if he should just come clean since it would save Ash some embarrassment down the road. With a heavy sigh he just shrugs a bit and gestures back to Ash, arms landing against his sides. "Well. I mean. He's up ain't he? It was mostly me, uh, hitting on him anyway. When we were at the concert I mean. Then we hung out and stuff went from there." He gave another shrug and put his hands in his pockets, turning to look at Ash to see how he was doing. He really hopes he didn't just ruin something there.

[5:25:06 PM] [REDACTED]: [Well, I hope you had fun.] Daaaad! He harumphs. She smiles warmly, then stands to make her prominent crotch bulge visible. Not as much as Kyle's it would seem, but respectable. [Just don't do it too loudly in the house, I heard enough of your moaning when I used to have to put you to sleep.] DAD. She snickers, rustling Asha's hair, before walking out of the room and yelling back at them. [What do you have planned for today?] …We were gonna go visit Ab. [Ahh, makes sense. Use protection.] She pokes back in to say [There are some condoms in the bathroom, but I can't imagine Abby doesn't have some.] Uuuuugh gross!

[5:28:41 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just awkwardly nods to her as she stands up, blushing a bit from seeing her bulge. He ends up staring a bit as she walks out and just stands there, letting Asha and his dad talk to each other before sliding closer to Ash to whisper. "Uh, sorry if I just let something out of the bag. It seemed like they knew already so. You know. Figured I shouldn't lie about it." He resists an urge to make a comment to Ash about the blonde haired woman's bulge as that would probably make things more awkward.

[5:36:37 PM] [REDACTED]: Yyyeah, it's a little SUPER EMBARASSING to have them casually bring it up. He yells the one part for his dad to hear. But I guess I don't… hide it well. He looks down at his slutty clothing and several sexy piercings. Definitely not a lady killer. … Wanna get out of here? *He starts towards the door. [Make sure to eat breakfast somewhere dear!] Yeah! Thanks!

[5:40:05 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Sure. Don't see why not." Before leaving though he peaks his head around the corner into the kitchen to wave to Ash's dad, inadvertantly placing himself in such a way that his bulge was resting against the doorframe and looking even more prominent. After wave for a few seconds he rushes out the door behind Ash, slowly down considerably once outside. "We going to McDogal's for breakfast too?"

[5:58:14 PM] [REDACTED]: *Ash's dad visibly notices Kyle's bulge, raising an eyebrow before waving back.* Not unless you're super hungry. Abby will feed us. I already called her, she cleared her schedule for us. Probably because of that picture I sent. They start on the road right away, since it's supposed to be a fair distance to drive.

[6:00:55 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh. Didn't expect she'd be giving us food too. Nice." He stretches a bit in the seat and just gets comfortable as Ash drives along, occasionally glancing out the window. It doesn't take long before he's bored of looking at city blocks pass so turns a bit more towards Ash, hoping what he was going to ask wouldn't be rude. "So. What's the, uh deal? I guess. About the two ladies and all. Oh and you having two dicks. I'm curious about that too."

[6:14:38 PM | Edited 6:14:39 PM] [REDACTED]: Uhh, what do you mean? Dad got mom pregnant just out of high school, that's my older sister. After dating a while they decided they were happy and got married, I was born about five years later. No idea why I'm packing like I am but. He shuts up for a moment while paying attention to what's happening at an intersection. … uh, but you don't know why you're super hung, do you? He sticks his tongue out. Genetics are weird as hell.

[6:44:57 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle nodded and shrugged. "Yeah. Guess that's true. Was more curious about the fact of whether or not your one mom had a dick. Or dad I should say. Sorry if I was being rude callin' her mom. It's just new for me is all." He turns a bit to look out the window again and grins a bit, nudging Ash gently. "Speaking of genetics look at that chick. What an ass." True enough the woman was packing quite the nice rear, bouncing a bit down the street. [7:20:29 PM] [REDACTED]: Did it /look/ like she had one? How do you impregnate somebody without the proper tools. He looks briefly and notes the ass. Yep. that's a good butt. If you're wondering about the genes of it, my sis inherited the 'seriously packing' gene from dad, which is why I didn't. Or did. It's a mystery. Hey, you got any siblings? He takes on a humorous tone. Maybe a brooother? Hehe

[7:25:00 PM | Edited 7:25:14 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh yeah. Well. There was a bulge. Tried not to stare too much since it'd be rude." Kyle keeps staring at the ass as they pass by before answering Ash's question, nodding a bit. "I do actually have a younger brother. If you're wondering if he's packing as much as me I got no clue. You'd have to check for yourself." He slyly winks at Ash before chuckling, crossing his arms, and leaning back a bit.

[7:32:17 PM] [REDACTED]: Heh, nah, that'd be a little weird. It'd be great to find somebody else packing what you're packing though so you two could go at me from both ends wow okay with this level of enthusiasm I can /really/ see how they figured it out. He rests his forehead against his hand in realization, his still partially gaped asshole providing additional reassurance that he's an obvious and enthusiastic slut. We're almost there.

[7:35:05 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Ha. Yeah. Still embarrassing though. Just like when my folks started having to talk me about protection and me stretching my pants and shit. Thank god they don't do that anymore. Course if Mike's like me he's gonna get the same talk. Hope they learned not to be so overbearing from when they told me." He lets out a little chuckle and pats Ash's shoulder, giving it a gentle rub after. "Good. Really wanna see the look on this girl's face."

[8:30:53 PM | Edited 8:30:57 PM] [REDACTED]: She is gonna be /so/ happy. A few minutes later they pull into the driveway for a rather compact looking house on the opposite edge of the city. When they get out, Ash stretches. Brace yourself, she's rather enthusiastic. He steps up to the door and knocks a few times, Abby opening the door a moment later looking rather happy. "Ahhh, hi!" She gives him a one armed hug. Her skin is a little dark, inuit maybe, she's shorter than Asha by several inches, and her black hair is in an undercut. Her enthusiastic gaze slides over to Kyle and her whole face lights up. "Yoooooouuuuu must be Kyle! Come in, come in! I don't want to have to undress you on my front step!" She winks before clearing the doorway for her guests.

[8:38:36 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh I'll bet. Not like I can blame her. Hope she doesn't freak out seeing me in person." Just as he says that the door swings open and he's greeted by the very enthusiastic woman, weakly smiling at her. He manages to talk as she ushers them in, having to actively try and speak this time around. "Yeah. I'm Kyle." Deciding to tease her a bit once he steps inside he moves one hand down to his crotch and readjusts the bulge in his pants whilst looking around. "Comfy looking place."

[8:46:15 PM] [REDACTED]: "Hehe, anything you can see from the doorway is safe for work so I don't get girl scouts seeing the dildos on my shelves. As much as I'd love to inspire the next generation, not the way to do it!" She laughs heartily at her own humor, moving into the kitchen. This was definitely the girl Kyle had heard on the phone only last night, but she wasn't trying to sound sultry at the moment. "I made you guys waffles, but I underestimated and they're cold. You can nuke 'em if you want them warm again." She points to the microwave once both her guests can see her. There are a few nsfw posters on the wall, one or two of which are even of Abigail herself posing cutely with little or no clothing.

[8:55:02 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle leisurely follows behind Abigail as she walks through her house, looking around a bit. Nothing seemed out of the oridnary so far. The explicitly sexual things were probably up in her room he thinks. As they enter the kitchen he licks his lips as he sees the waffles and also when he sees the posters. "Thanks a lot. Cold's fine with me. I'm used to waking up late for breakfast." He takes one of the plates on the table and sits down, grabbing a knife and fork as well and eagerly starting to eat. With a light gasp he pulls his face away from the plate to faintly grin at her. "Damn good waffles. You make 'em yourself?"

[9:06:32 PM] [REDACTED]: "Pff, don't flatter me. I'm not that good of a chef." Ash joins them at the table after his are warm, pooring a bit of syrup on his. I mean, you're pretty good. But you definitely store bought these waffles. "He didn't need to know that Asha!" She sticks her tongue out at him. She only calls me Asha because she thinks it's cute. "It is. This is fact. And it makes you blush, which is cuter." Ash notices his blush and groans. "Oh hey, Kyle, want to be a tie breaker for us?" Ash looks confused, then alarmed. Ab, please. "Aaaasha here expressed boob envy a couple weeks ago and IIII think he should get implants, but he thinks they'd look stupid on him. How 'bout you?" She leans in resting on her arms while Ash rolls his eyes.

[9:14:06 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: He just sort of sat there as the two of them talked to each other, nodding every once and a while to show he was listening. Of course he wasn't prepared for that question so he ended up choking on the waffle a bit before managing to swallow it. He just looked between the two of them for a bit before giving a shrug. "I'm not really sure. You done any like. Practicing with balloons and bras or something? Don't wanna get them and then find out they're too big or annoying."

[9:20:48 PM] [REDACTED]: "I made him wear a set of fake tits and he looked amazing.* I looked pretty good at best. "You looked like a hot chick!" I look like a boy. "You look like an adorable boy with an amazing figure and a girly face, so you looked like a hot chick." Ash smiles against his will and looks way with a grumble. "Whatever! Not importaaa~aant. How much has Ash told you about me?" Not a lot, sorry. He lowers to a whisper Did you really think I looked good? "You looked damn sexy. Anyways, ask me whatever you wanna know!"

[9:26:24 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle once again let the two of them talk to each other while he ate, nodding every so often. "Well. Even if you don't get 'em you still look hot to me, Ash." He flashes a faint smirk before finishing up his waffles and cleaning his mouth with a napkin. For a moment he thinks about what to ask her, leaning in once he's decided. "First question should probably be if you've got a dick or not. I'm kinda guessing no but figure I should ask. His one mom, er, dad had a nicely sized one it looked like. I mean. I wasn't staring. That much anyway."

[9:36:03 PM] [REDACTED]: "Oh, yeah, Trudy's got heat. Not me though. I mean." She points at the posters of her, although only one slightly out of the way one actually shows her crotch. "You can see my pussy right there. Tight, pink, and always ready!~" Her sister has a dick, actually. So both of our older siblings have… large genitalia. "Yeah, but Trish isn't as big as this cutie you've hooked!" She must be referring to Kyle. "So, precise measurement on your cock?" She leans in to pretend like she's whispering. "I can measure it, if you're not sure~"

[9:50:28 PM | Edited 9:50:40 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: With a little chuckle he leans back and looks like he's thinking for a moment, holding both his hands out and apart. He moves them apart but for the most part they stay about as wide apart as his shoulders. "Around this I think. It's been a long time since I measured properly. There's a lot to measure as you already saw." He chuckles a bit and winks at her, leaning back again. "And wow. So both your sisters have got dicks? If I'm hearing right I mean. Cause my bro's probably packing like I am as I told Ash earlier."

[10:20:25 PM] [REDACTED]: Uh, no, sorry, misleading words. No dick, just… a lot of what she has. "She's amazing." It's seriously gross. "I wish I had her genitals!" Absolutely the creepiest thing you've ever said to me. They sort of uncomfortably snicker at each other. "I'm off to hunt for my tape measure, get him prepped for me Asha!~" Ash looks ponderous for a moment before pulling out his phone and loading up a video on Pronhub of Abby taking a dildo that's an exact replica of a muscular arm just short of the elbow, with hand curled into a fist, in her cunt. She meant get you hard, so.

[10:30:01 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: It's hard not to feel a bit awkward when they end up talking about Ash's sister's crotch region but it does make him feel a bit horny, wondering what exactly she looked like. If she was anything like Ash she wouldn't even need plush holes to take him. As Ash gets out a porn video Kyle just smirks and stands up from the table, walking a bit to be behind Ash. "Why not show me that wonderful ass of yours too? It still gaped from last night or did sleep fix that?" As he stands behind Ash he rubs his crotch bulge against his back, smirking just a bit.

[10:35:38 PM] [REDACTED]: He seems reluctant for just a moment before grinning and standing. He bends over only enough to make his ass a little more prominent as he pulls his pants down, cheeks restricted by the waistband as he goes. Once free he spreads his cheeks with his hands, showing that his asshole is still wide open, a gap of at least three inches. Right now he has no pucker, ass sloping directly into his insides like it was originally designed for intake instead of expulsion. When he clenches it doesn't even close entirely. I think you broke it, ya big jerk. He blows a raspberry and laughs a little as he slips two fingers in there without even getting any juices on them.

[10:39:04 PM | Edited 10:44:57 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Well. Damn. Really wasn't expecting it to still be so. Gaped." Kyle sort of stumbles on his words as he looks at Ash's practically ruined ass before casually moving his hand against a cheek, inching his fingers towards the hole. His other hand though goes down to his crotch, massaging his dick through his pants. As he starts to finger and nearly fist Ash's ass he notices the boy's ballsack and how overstuffed it looked, chuckling a bit as he pulled out briefly to poke it. "Wow. You got four nuts too? I'm a bit jealous."

[10:47:22 PM | Edited 10:53:32 PM] [REDACTED]: Yeah. I bet it'll be fine tomorrow. Abby returns to see Ash partially nude and doesnt seem even slightly off-put, until she sees his ass gape and gasps loudly. "Asha, did you take that whole thing in your butt?!? I am so proud of you!" She smooches him on the cheek to elicit yet more blush before gently prying Kyle away, leaning him against the table. "Alright stud. Show me the goods." She licks her lips and waits for Kyle to unleash the beast.

[11:00:54 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Yup. And down his throat too. Twice." As Kyle's leaned against the table Abby can see his bulge again and would probably note it looks a bit bigger than before. With a little smirk he moves both his hands down to his crotch to unzip his pants but then figures it would probably be better to show the whole package instead. So he pulls his hands up a bit higher and undoes his button along with the zipper before dropping his trousers and underwar. His still mostly flaccid schlong bounces up from the movement and then noisily slaps against his thighs, same with his nuts. "Sorry I ain't all the way hard yet. Takes a bit."

[10:33:37 PM] [REDACTED]: "You are such a naughty boy Asha, and I love it. I bet you'd like my sister. She'd looooove you~" Abby kneels and grips the shaft in her hands, feeling the intense warmth, and just how much it had yet to grow. "Oh. My. God." Her hands begin to stroke at it in just the right spots, while her tongue rolls out of her mouth and drags up his inner thigh until it starts sliding up the base of his softie. "Mmm, yeah, we're gonna be having fun." Let me help~ Ash kneels on the opposite side of Kyle's dick and starts to lick and suckle closer to the tip, Abby holding it steady for him while she focuses on the bottom.

[10:37:15 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle gasped as Abby started to grope and fondle his dick, moving one hand to hold onto her hair. As Ash kneeled down he did the same with him as well, a few pleasurable sighs escaping his lips. Their licking and sucking was definitely starting to have an effect on him, his shaft pulsing and growing. "If she's anything like you or Ash I bet I will. Never expected I'd meet anyone actually eager to suck me off though. So you're a first, Abby. Well. Except for Ash sort of."

[11:14:53 PM] [REDACTED]: "Sorry, I was talking to our little slut here." She ruffles Ash's hair where Kyle's not covering it. "She'd love to stuff him for a couple of hours." He gulps, knowing Trish to be a little predatory. Instead of focusing on it he puts the tip of Kyle's rod in his mouth and runs his tongue all around every fold and cranny with a little "mm". "God he's cute. Isn't he cute?" Sluuuurp.

[11:30:52 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: More gasps and a few moans even come from Kyle as the two of them continue to orally assault his dong. It doesn't take much longer before he's finally fully hard, throbbing in Ash's mouth, a few beads of pre-cum leaking from his tip. "God yeah. And damn good at sucking dick too. Like. I probably ain't the best person to ask about that considering he's only the third person to take it but. You know. Best so far." He gives Ash's head a little pat as he says that, smirking down at him.

[12:10:42 AM] [REDACTED]: With his cheeks bulged out cartoonishly, Ash looks up at Kyle and winks. "Alright alright, pop off before you start deepthroating him and I can't bring myself to stop you!" With a chuckle, Ash gives them their space, and Abby extends her tapemeasure. "Let's see, two feet… three inches… aaaand five sixteenths! Wow!" With a dreamy smile she nuzzles her face against it. "This thing really is amazing you beautiful bastard."

[12:32:01 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: He flashes a wink back down to him before pulling his shaft up a bit so it popped out of Ash's mouth, tip covered in saliva. It was easy to hold it steady for Abby to measure what with Ash helping to hold it. Kyle whistled a bit as he heard the measurements, chuckling after and running one hand down his shaft. "Wow. Sounds damned huge which isn't surprising at all." He shivered a bit as Abby rubbed her face against it, shrugging a bit. "Conceptually yeah but it can be a pain."

[12:42:38 AM] [REDACTED]: "A pain you say?" With a sly look on her face she rears up and presses her closed lips against his tip. Suddenly he slips inside and his shaft rapidly disappears into her maw, throat bulging, until she hits a snag with about five inches left. Bobbing her head, she only gags once as she forces the rest down with eyes watering a little. With her lips pressing against his crotch, she gives him a look like "still think it's a pain?" Ash's pants show his responsive erections clearly.

[12:53:03 AM | Edited 12:53:08 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: His teeth firmly plant themselves in his bottom lip as she wraps her lips around his cockhead and then, to his shock, slides nearly his whole shaft down her throat in one go. He gasps and moans as his hands hold onto her hair, eyes rolling into the back of his head. As she's pressed against his crotch he bucks gently against her face, letting out a deep but pleased sigh. "Considering you, Ash, and two other people are the only ones ever to take this thing? Yeah. It's kind of a pain still."

[3:28:12 AM] [REDACTED]: Rolling her eyes, Abby pops off with no effort at all, stroking it instead. "But I bet it feels great." Feels great in your ass, for sure. Abby breaks out laughing and nearly falls to the floor, Ash smiling that she appreciates the joke so much. "Hehehe, anyways, hoo! You've got us now, so you don't have to worry yourself about that aaaanymore! So, what do you want to do with this?" She hefts her E cups, smacks her ass, and trails her fingers up between her crotch. "You knew I was gonna fuck you, right? I wasn't just morbidly curious. Not that you can't back out."

[12:18:28 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Oh yeah. No doubt about that. And, well, guess I don't if this is gonna be a regular thing. Not sure if Ash's ass could handle that though." He just flashes a brief smirk at Ash before chuckling a bit. As Abby shows off her goods Kyle's hand wraps around his shaft and strokes it gently. "Well it is your body so why not you decide where this thing's gonna go? You know what can and can't stretch." To tease her a bit he waves his shaft in from of her face, nearly getting a few drops of spit on her nose or forehead. "It all looks good though."

[3:54:11 AM] [REDACTED]: "Uch, making me pick is like taking me to an expensive clothing store and telling me to buy only one thing!" She licks up the side of the shaft while looking contemplative. "Well. You've never fit this thing in anybody's cunt, have you? I'd love to solve that for you. And it's been a while since I've had a human penis that actually fills me right up. Sort of have an itch!" She starts to unzip, then in that sultry deep voice from on the phone she says. "Sound good to you?"

[3:58:09 AM | Edited 3:59:10 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle's shaft throbbed powerfully as she spoke to him in that sultry tone, just dumbly nodding at her as he pushed his pants the rest of the way down. He felt asking about the human penis thing would be pushing it for the moment so he wasn't going to mention it. "Yeah. Sounds great. Course I'm gonna get to fuck each of your holes as Ash'll tell you. Nut three times with him and still wasn't fully soft. That's probably cause he's so great at this though." He flashes a smile at Ash before waving his shaft back at Abby, waiting for her to fully undress.

[4:09:32 AM] [REDACTED]: Ash smiles back "Ah, I'm usually a one hit wonder I'm sad to say, but other than that I think you'll find I'm a sexual masterpiece. Which fucking sucks, because I'm a girl! Girls are supposed to be able to go like ten times!" It's probably because the things you put into you are ten times bigger than normal, you insatiable slut. "I appreciate the flattery you enthusiastic whore~" Leaning against her kitchen counter, Abby finishes unzipping and finaggles her jeans down around her butt until they finally pass the threshhold and fall to the floor. Her lacy black panties don't actually cover her private parts, hugging her form skin-tight but spreading around to completely expose her innie cunt. She removes them anyways, spinning them around her finger. "Ahh, finally I can let it breath."

[4:16:10 AM] Ask-Cockanaya: "Hey I ain't gonna complain. So long as we enjoy ourselves right?" He smirks again as he kicks his pants underneath the table to watch Abby undress more, licking his lips in anticipation. As they fall to the floor he just sort of blinks as he sees her nethers and continues to do so as her panties fall down. However he wasn't put off by them if his intensely throbbin erection was anything to go by. More intrigued and perplexed. "Wow. That's, uh. Nice. That from all the toying or is it natural?"

[4:31:43 AM | Edited 4:31:58 AM] [REDACTED]: "Uh." She and Ash look at each other "Does it work that way? I don't know that I've ever heard of that. But assuming you mean what I think you mean, no, it's like this naturally." She stretches, then cracks her knuckles. I suppose you'll want to see the girls too, huh? After rolling her shoulders and cracking them a little too, she grabs her shirt in the typical double handed arm cross fashion and lifts it over her head until it's off, slipping her arms through afterward. It turns out she was never wearing a bra at all, and just has inverted nipples on her incredibly perky E cups, which hold themselves up so well they have smooth curvature on the bottom, like an anime character or something. "I call em Sol and Luna, because when I wake up in the morning this one" She pats her right breast "is shining in the sunlight, the other not as much. But they're both heavenly bodies."

[2:19:58 PM] Ask-Cockanaya: Kyle just looks for a moment before shrugging at the two of them. "I ain't got a clue. That's the second vag I've ever seen in person. And yeah. They look great in your shirt." He briefly licks his lips as she starts to take off her shirt, looking a bit perplexed as he sees her nipples. Maybe this was just how gals were supposed to look? Whatever the case this time he doesn't make a comment about it, merely walking forward a bit and gently resting his hands on them, giving them a squeeze. "Ooh yeah. They feel heavenly alright." His dick throbbed and shot out a spurt of pre-cum which splattered against the floor, Kyle looking over at it and grinning nervously. "Oops. Sorry 'bout that."

[keefwho]

November 20 - 2022

8:45 AM

I here someone mention throwing up at least once a day which is annoying, but something I have to get over. I just hate having to hear about it sooo much. Like people use it for humor but I just think it’s gross and unsettling. Or they’ll regale a story about how horribly they vomited this one time. I don’t need to hear it. But I gotta apparently. 

4:42 PM

I just reminded myself that things don’t have to be stressful because I always get the impression that I’m meant to suffer with certain things. I think of commissions as HAVING to be dreadful and something I’ll fail at because of how little I care about the idea. But I don’t need to think like that. I can shake myself of this belief. It sucks that I have to do them but I can still relax about it and use them to have fun or practice at least sometimes. They’re always easier than I make them out to be too. I’ve never really failed catastrophically. Things don’t always turn out how I wanted them but it’s just like that. 

6:59 PM

I think I set myself up for failure because of my desire to predict the future and keep everything in my control. If I imagine the outcomes of something I have to do, it’s a lot easier to believe I’ll fail because thats the only outcome I can ensure. I can’t ensure success because I might fail no matter how hard I try. I hope being aware of this will help me stop thinking of myself as being on the losing side in everything. I literally sabotage myself without being aware of it. 

8:51 PM

Tummy hurts tonight and it’s bad enough that I don’t think I can push through it and do the things I want anyways. I’m sitting back and chilling until it’s better. I don’t know why it’s bad tonight, maybe it was what I ate today. A whole totinos pizza for breakfast and butter noodles for lunch. It feels like something needs to come out for me to feel better but it’ll take time. Until then I just feel like ass. Hopefully it’ll pass soon. I don’t want to be woken up in the middle of the night by this. It’s taking a lot to keep a level head about this. But being aware that I’m prone to panicking helps to avoid it. 

I even consider taking one of my nausea pills but they are in short supply, they are for something serious. It sucks because they take about 45 minutes to an hour to start kicking in so I have to decide ahead of time. 

9:16 PM

Yeah I’m pretty sure it’s just something that will pass. Sometimes it’s hard to tell until I’m certain I feel things moving along. The nausea is very on and off too and almost always associated with that movement. It doesn’t help that it’s dinner time and I had a small lunch. I don’t want to eat yet though. 

10:13 PM

I’m PISSED that a lot of my Rice a Roni cups tend to get compromised. Like 1/4 of them. Sometimes they’ll be clearly broke open at the seal but other times the seal will just be weak and the powder inside will be all clumpy which it isn’t supposed to be. And they won’t cook right so I end up not eating those. The thing is they are probably fine, its just rice and seasoning powder. It’s probably okay if they end up not being air tight like the oatmeal I buy which comes in paper bags that are not perfectly sealed. These things are my comfort food when I don’t feel good and I only got 1 left. I hope my parents go to town soon so I can stock up. 

11:14 PM

I feel ashamed documenting all this here because I feel crazy. I ended up taking one of the pills because I’m still afraid and I feel that bad I guess. I dont know whats wrong with me. There’s a slight chance I might have a low grade fever, I think my temperature is a little high for this hour. It’s 98.5 which obviously sounds fine but I think it usually reads 98.0 or less at this hour. But Im not sure. To be safe I decided to take the pill. I still think it’s probably just something going through but I don’t know. Either way I should feel better tomorrow. I just gotta relax. 

I need to try not to get in my own head too much. If left unchecked, I tend to believe I MUST be sick. Its still very likely I’m fine and will feel better soon. I have to accept it when it happens otherwise I’ll keep feeling bad because I believe I should. 

12:01 AM

I started feeling better in the bathroom. I don’t know if it’s the pill kicking in or (without TMI) what happened in the bathroom. History tells me whatever was bothering me is out or at least almost out and I should feel better. I guess I’ll have to see.

I can’t wait to read all this later and be ashamed. But I’m documenting it so I can dissect it later. 

1:05 AM

I gotta be brave and go to bed. I feel pretty okay right now but I worry there COULD be something going on with my tummy and the pill I took will wear off and I’ll wake up to nausea. Unlikely but possible. I have to sleep though. 

Gotta resist waking up and giving myself mad head. 

[jeonggukingdom]

splinters of love •  day XVII [myg]

pairing  ⟶ min yoongi x fem!Reader

summary  ⟶ a collection of drabbles (one for each day of April) based on prompts by an online prompts’ generator site. Specifically  ⟶  • day XVII ↳ in which Yoongi feels lonely and decides to text a random number in search of a friend and you are the one at the other end of the line.

genre  ⟶ fluff, a little tiny bit of crack, a drop of angst

rating  ⟶ G

word count ⟶ 1.832 words

warnings  ⟶ there are mentions of depression the first part of this drabble so if it triggers you, avoid it please! The rest might give you cavities instead so be ware lol

series masterlist  ⟶ here  (links on mobile may not work, if you’re looking for all the works in this series, you can click on the “!splintersoflove” tag and you’ll find them all there!)

His eyes fix on the world outside his window, the silence of his apartment enveloping him whole.

It’s one of those nights when he feels heavy inside and so desperately alone it is almost hard to breathe.

The sky is black and littered with little shining stars and usually, the sight would soothe his aching heart, put him at peace enough for him to fall asleep like this.

Tonight, though, it feels different.

He yearns for the human touch, the words of affection or even more simply, some company.

But he has none of those because he chose this for himself. He cut ties with everyone in his life, he moved to a city far away from his own and then, he avoided making friends or falling in love, too afraid of his heart being shattered again if he did, just like it happened in the past.

Most of the times, Yoongi is pretty fine with this but there are nights much like this very own that he simply cannot rest, cannot function knowing how flat, lonely and simply sad his life is.

On nights like these, he wonders if he really made the right choice, if it really worked to keep his heart to himself and save it from other people. After all, isn’t his heart aching still?

His fingers quiver as he picks up his phone to seek refuge in the distraction of social media in whatever form available but even that feels suffocating tonight.

Everyone looks happy or in love or surrounded by friends or maybe it just does because he yearns for these things, so much so he cannot see through the cracks, through the lies reflected into pictures online that reflect only a fraction of the reality surrounding someone else’s life.

He heaves out a sigh, closes his eyes and then opens them again to fix them on his screen. He doesn’t know why he does it but, in an instant, he’s putting in a random string of numbers onto his phone and sending it the most basic and stupid text he has ever sent in his entire life.

[3:05 AM] Unknown: Hello

Your phone chimes and you grunt, twist under your covers and reluctantly open your eyes to see who would text you at this ungodly hour.

Your brows furrow at the unknown number displayed on the screen and you would normally toss your phone away and never think about the text ever again but, quite frankly, you are pissed.

This person, whoever that is, woke you up from your deep slumber for absolutely no reason. Oh, you are feral.

[3:05 AM] You: Do you have any idea what time it is???

Yoongi’s mouth opens as he stares at the screen. Not only he actually managed to input an existent number but the person behind the screen actually responded.

His heart is beating frantically in his chest, his breath turning laboured as he sits up on his bed, wets his lips and with trembling fingers, types down his response.

[3:06 AM] Unknown: Yes, fuck, sorry. I… I didn’t think someone would actually respond.

You look at your phone with your mouth agape. Is this person high or something?

You shake your head, close your eyes and try to get back to sleep but after a few minutes, you have to accept the fact that now, you are fully awake and this nuthead is to blame for it.

[3:15 AM] You: Who the hell are you? Do I know you?

Yoongi thought his luck had already run out when you didn’t respond in the next two minutes or so. He had let himself fall back on his bed, trained his eyes on the world outside and just sighed in defeat.

His heart almost jumps out of his chest as his phone chimes and even without looking, he knows it must be you because, pitifully enough, nobody else would text him and especially not at this ungodly hour.

Oh.

He bites his bottom lip, scratches the uncombed top of his head almost as if you were in front of him, scrutinizing him, judging him and his mop of mint hair.

[3:16 AM] Unknown: No, we don’t know each other… Honestly, I was feeling lonely and I tried to text a random number and I really didn’t think anyone would receive it let alone answer it…

You look at your phone, blinking a few times as if by doing that the words written there will change but, obviously, they don’t and before you know it you are laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Should you believe this stranger? Or is this some type of scam of some sort that you are simply too-sleep-deprived to see through? What if this is a stalker or something?

Against your better judgment, you text them back.

[3:19 AM] You: You are crazy.

Yoongi laughs at the text, nods his head a couple of times in agreement because honestly, who in their right mind texts a random stranger in the night seeking for company? Nobody.

Well, apparently, him.

[3:19 AM] You: Well, I don’t think I’m going to fall asleep anytime soon thanks to you so…What’s your name?

He blinks a few times, baffled by the fact that you are still playing along, giving him the attention he was yearning for so easily… he wonders if you are a teenager or something, naive and unaware of the dangerous world outside.

[3:20 AM] Unknown: Yoongi… yours?

[3:20 AM] You: ________.

[3:20 AM] You: Crap, should have used a fake name… are you a creep or something?

[3:21 AM] Yoongi: Would I tell you if I were, though? Lol

[3:21 AM] You: You may have a point, lonely stranger. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to trust you… but just so you know I own a taser and I’m not afraid to use it.

Yoongi laughs at your words and he fails to notice how his heart grows bigger in his chest, how the smile is permanent on his lips as he is talking to you. He fails to notice how his body relaxes naturally the longer he text you like this, gets to know you a tad bit more.

This random stranger… You feel impossible to him, like a dream and that’s why he wants to keep this moment closer, cherish it while it lasts so that it can soothe his loneliness, placate his rattled mind even if it’s just for one night.

You talk and talk and it’s weird but natural at the same time and he barely notices how the sky switches from black to bright orange and later, into cerulean blue because the entire time, his eyes are fixed on the screen, on you.

[6:55 AM] You: Lonely boy, you have officially kept me awake the entire night… I’m gonna be a zombie at work thanks to you ç.ç

[6:55 AM] Yoongi: Oh, I didn’t notice it was so late already

[6:56 AM] Yoongi: I’m sorry? XD

[6:57 AM] You: What a sincere apology -.-”

[6:57 AM] Yoongi: I don’t have much else to offer, you know? Ahah

[6:58 AM] You: Well, shouldn’t you at least try to make it up to me???

[6:58 AM] Yoongi: Ok, how do you suggest I do that, exactly?

[6:59 AM] You: I don’t know, just figure it out, lol

Yoongi bites his bottom lip, his heart beating really fast in his chest while he feels absolutely euphoric, delirious even but also incredibly stupid because what is all of this?

What the hell is he even doing? Throwing outside the window all of his precautions as if they meant nothing before last night?

With the sun up in the sky rationality seeps back in, shakes him from the bubble he had been living in the entire night and just like that, he wavers.

[7:30 AM] You: Woah, you thinking that hard about it? I was half-kidding anyways, you know?

His silence feels weird. Which is odd because you’ve spoken for what, three hours and you already miss him? It feels absolutely nuts, just as much as last night does now as you get out of your pajamas and slip on your work clothes for another day at the office.

[7:45 AM] You: You passed out or something? Well, I gotta go to work… it was fun talking to you.

The hours pass and he doesn’t text you back. Not in two hours, not in four, not in six and you don’t even know why you care so damn much but a little tiny part of you wonders what might have scared him away when he was the one seeking the company in the first place.

You exhale loudly as you close the door behind your back, get yourself out of those damn heels and simply relax on your couch while sipping on a glass of red wine, your favourite.

Just then, your phone chimes.

[9:10 PM] Yoongi: Hey…

[9:10 PM] You: Ring the bells, he lives!

[9:10 PM] Yoongi: Sorry for disappearing… I… had a lot on my mind.

[9:11 PM] You: You don’t have to justify yourself with me, Yoongi-ssi. We don’t even know each other.

He grimaces at your words because stupidly enough, it feels like you do know each other. Hell, he is certain you know him more than anyone else in his life as of now does which is of course extremely sad but nonetheless the utter truth.

Your words sting but he knows they are somewhat true to you and that he deserves them.

He crashed into your life uninvited and then disappeared just as fast.

He had made up his mind that he was going to let all of this go early this morning but now, he wavers again and before he can stop himself, he does something he would have never imagined.

[9:13 PM] Yoongi: I’d love to change that, though. I know this might sound crazy and you’re free to say no of course but… I’d like to meet you. Like, in person.

A small smile stretches on your lips as you open the picture he sent you last night. He looked adorable under his white covers with his tangled hair, sleepy eyes and pouty lips and you had immediately tried to ignore the way your heart rate increased just a little bit while looking at his selfie.

You also tried to ignore how it started beating even faster when he called you cute when you sent one in return but now, as you look back at his photo, you can’t ignore any of those signs and before you can stop and think about what you’re doing, your fingers tap on the screen your response.

[9:15 PM] You: Thought you’d never ask, lonely boy.

Copyright © 2020 by jeonggukingdom. All rights reserved. Do not repost, do not steal, do not translate without consent.

[bananapajama87]

New Year’s at the Paris Hideout

8:30 pm, New Year's Eve. Paris.

        It had been a drearily grey Christmas that year, but tonight, the Parisian air was glittering with softly falling snow. A once in a decade spectacle that made the city of lights ethereal. On the Canal Saint-Martin, a penthouse apartment window was set aglow as its occupants finally returned, kicking the door open giddily.

“Another flawless operation! And home just in time for some New Year’s binge drinking!” Lupin III twirled dramatically before tossing a sack full of stolen euros into a corner, grinning from ear to ear. His cheeks were flushed from the cold and snow dusted his hair and shoulders, but he seemed too pleased to notice. He hummed as he made his way over to their liquor cabinet.

“Hmm.”  Goemon shook his head solemnly and deposited two bags of loot carefully next to Lupin’s. He knew his arms would be sore for a few days after having to cut down two dozen gun turrets earlier that night, but at the moment he was more distracted trying not to let Lupin’s childish excitement infect him. He crossed to the opposite side of the room and sat cross-legged in his usual spot on the floor. 

“If you call getting strapped to fireworks and nearly being blown up ‘flawless’, we gotta get you some help man.” Jigen laughed around his ever-present cigarette. It seemed to have been crushed during their escape and hung, nearly unrolled, from his lip. He tossed a bag down on the growing corner pile and fell lazily onto the couch, splaying his limbs haphazardly across its entire surface. He tried to take a drag from his cigarette, only to have it fall apart entirely. Giving it a disgusted look, he tossed its remains in an overfull ashtray lying on the floor next to the couch. “At least Fujiko hasn’t betrayed us yet,” he said peeking out from under the brim of his hat to fix the woman in question with an accusing grin.

“I would never! I can’t believe you would say something like that Jigen!” Fujiko huffed. She hadn’t been carrying anything so perched herself immediately on the arm of the couch’s matching loveseat. She then produced a large diamond from somewhere on her person, kissed it lightly, then dropped into her cleavage for safekeeping.

“Hey! You-”

“Alright, guys! Let’s get this party started! Champagne?” Lupin swirled around, an expensive bottle in one hand and four glasses held between his fingers in the other. He was in too good a mood to let these two get into another squabble. He set the glasses down on the coffee table in the center of the room.

“You got any bourbon?” Jigen leaned over, trying to get a better look at what was in the cabinet.

“Sake is the superior drink for celebrating,” Goemon added, cracking open one eye to try to sneak a peek more subtly around Lupin. Lupin rolled his eyes with a smile and pulled two bottles out from the liquor cabinet.

“I expected as much from you ingrates,” he tossed them gently at his friends. Jigen caught this deftly with one hand, but Goemon almost dropped his sake.

“Oh, my favourite brand, you shouldn’t have,” Jigen turned the bottle over in his hands admiringly.

“Thank you,” Goemon said curtly, not wanting to seem too eager. He produced his own sake cup from inside his sleeve and waited for the others to pour their drinks.

“You just keep that thing on you at all times? Don’t you think it might break?” Fujiko asked, covering up a giggle. Goemon frowned and looked away.

“I just happened to know that we would be drinking tonight.”

“And yet you make me buy the booze. I see how it is Goemon,” Goemon didn’t move but Lupin saw his cheeks flush slightly. Lupin laughed and walked over to Fujiko, picking up a flute and the bottle. “You’ll share a drink with me won’t you Fujicakes?”

“Of course,” Fujiko took the offered glass and fluttered her eyelashes. Lupin then set about uncorking the champagne. It exploded with a loud POP! Jigen and Fujiko cheered as a Lupin scrambled to catch the shower of foam that came with it in a glass. 

“Probably, shouldn’t have tossed it,” he said sheepishly. He then filled Fujiko’s glass and raised his own. “To a year of being the best in the business! Best thieves, best crew, best family a guy could ask for!” A cry of ‘cheers!’ (and one kanpai) rang up in the apartment and glasses were drained, or in Jigen’s case, a swig was taken.

“Didn’t know you were such a friggin’ sap, Lupin,” Jigen chuckled. Lupin tossed himself down into the chair where Fujiko sat and poured them both a second glass.

“Liar,” Lupin grinned at him, narrowing his eyes.

"You’re right, I guess I did know that.” Jigen smiled back at him fondly.

“We get it, you’re in love,” Fujiko ruffled Lupin’s hair then downed her second glass and held it out for Lupin to refill, “now let’s drink until we wake up in the new year!”

“That we can agree on!” Jigen took a deep drink from his whisky.

 8:45 p.m.

“So you’ve never? Not even once?”

“A lady never tells.”

“HA! Some lady!

 9:38 p.m.

 “Ok, you gotta tell us. Ain’t it breezy? I mean, it’s basically your whole torso out-”

“I am perfectly capable of controlling-“

“What are you complaining about? If I had a chest like that, you can bet I’d never wear a shirt either-”

“As someone who also has a great chest, I understand the choice-”

“This is highly inappropriate!”

“No! don’t put it back on!”

 10:34 p.m.

“Hey, can I try on your hat?”

“You?”

“Uh, yeah, I’m the one asking.”

“…”

“It’s not like I’m gonna break it. It’s a hat”

“…”

“Let her try the hat. C’mon Ji-ji~”

“… y-yeah fine.”

“Yay! Look me! I shoot good and I never wash my hair!”

“Ok never mind, give it back.”

 10:53

“You know, even though it’s so stupid, you trusting her no matter what is kinda endearing. It’s like… unconditional love or something.”

“Unconditional lust more like.”

“Aww, don’t say something so unromantic Fujicakes!

“No, I am inclined to agree with Fujiko.”

 11:59

“Almost midnight, guys!” Lupin slurred. His jacket was thrown on the floor next to him and his tie was around his head but kept sliding into his eyes. They had gone through the bottle of champagne and he and Fujiko had switched to red wine. Fujiko had turned on the radio and pulled lupin into a spirited dance around the apartment, laughing wildly. Jigen seemed to be handling his half bottle of whisky pretty well, except for the fact that he had undone his tie and the top buttons on his shirt and was hanging off the couch more precariously than normal. He was smiling stupidly at nothing in particular, nodding along to the music. That may have had to do with the fact that Goemon had moved from his spot at the wall to lay his head on Jigen’s lap. His face has gone fully red by his fourth cup of sake. Jigen was running his fingers idly through Goemon’s hair and it seemed like the samurai had almost fallen asleep. He roused a little when Lupin announced the time. The radio had stopped the music and was now playing the broadcaster's voices. Goemon couldn’t quite make out what they were saying.

“How ‘bout a kiss for New Years Fujicakes?” Lupin asked, dipping Fujiko low and leaning in. She pressed a finger to his lips.

“Thirty more seconds Lupin, patience!” she was giggling as she said this, surprised by the dip.

Jigen’s hand left Goemon’s hair and Goemon stirred properly.

“Looks like it’s you and me pal.”

“For what?” Goemon wanted to ask but the radio had begun counting down.

Five!

Jigen slid down onto the floor next to him. Hello Jigen~

Four!

Oh, he was moving closer. Their shoulders were touching. What was going on again?

Three!

Oh yeah, it was New Years. Why was Jigen getting closer?

Two!

Jigen was gently holding Goemon’s chin and turning his head. Was this…?

One!

Goemon could feel the warmth radiating from Jigen’s face and his eyes closed almost reflexively.

Happy New Year’s!

Contact. Goemon’s whole body went tense and relaxed all at once. Jigen was kissing him. His beard was scratchy on his face and his lips were chapped. Something in Goemon’s brain lit up brighter than anything he’d ever seen. Was that supposed to happen?

Then it was over. Just a moment. Goemon jumped away and scrambled up the couch.

“Excuse me? I… Jigen- what?” Goemon felt his face go impossibly redder. He covered his mouth. This was outrageous. That had been… he had…

“Huh? New Year’s kiss… uh…” Jigen sat stunned on the floor. Lupin and Fujiko were pulled out of their much more intimate kiss by the sound of confused sputtering. “Sorry Goemon, didn’t mean anything by it. We can just forget it.”

“New Year’s kiss?”

“Yeah. You never heard of it?” Lupin had walked over and clapped a concerned hand on Goemon’s shoulder. He jumped and Lupin withdrew his hand.

“Come on Goemon, it’s not like it was your first kiss or anything,” Fujiko said, crouching next to the couch to look up at Goemon. Goemon looked away quickly and Fujiko put her hand to her mouth to cover her shocked gasp. The other two men were not so polite and just looked on with jaws hanging open.

“Oh no… Goemon, this is the real fucking crime of the century,” said Lupin, his face slowly breaking out into a grin as he shook his head. Fujiko was trying very hard to suppress and ‘aww’, she knew Goemon would not take kindly to that.

“I guess he has been training to be a damn samurai his whole life...” Jigen said, looking dumbfounded. “Really? No one else?”

Goemon shook his head, unable to look at any of them.

“How was it?!” Lupin asked excitedly, jumping the couch to sit on Goemon’s other side. Now he had nowhere to avert his eyes to.

“Lupin!” Fujiko chided.

“…Scratchy”

The room went dead silent for a moment, leaving only the radio quietly playing Auld Lang Syne. Then Lupin and Fujiko erupted into laughter. Jigen collapsed into the couch, burying his face in the cushions.

“It is, isn’t it?!” Lupin guffawed slapping Jigen on the back a couple times and Jigen groaned.

“… it was nice,” Goemon added. That was too much for Fujiko, who scooped Goemon into a hug.

“Aww, Goemon!” She cried, holding him close. Then she pulled away and looked him in the eyes. “Can I give you a kiss?”

Goemon’s eyes flew to the ceiling, the only escape route. He would not be able to answer her the way he wanted if he had to maintain eye contact.

“If you must,” he managed to cough out. She beamed and planted a lipstick kiss on the corner of his mouth. It was a distinct experience from earlier, but just as nice. Something about it made Goemon’s lips curve up without his permission.

“Aw, no fair! Goemon, can I kiss ya?” Lupin pouted at him, pulling his puppy dog face that got him what he wanted with Jigen. Goemon resented this attempt at manipulation but had his answer anyway.

“I suppose…” Lupin jumped in excitement and planted a huge kiss on his cheekbone then peppered his cheek and finally landed squarely on Goemon’s mouth. Goemon was dumbfounded for a moment but found himself bursting into laughter with the rest of them.

         Jigen was still sitting on the floor, laughing, but still looked a little guilty about what had happened. Goemon extended his arms to him and made a ‘come here’ motion. Jigen did as he was asked.

“May I kiss you?” Goemon asked curtly, smiling, and still flushed.

“Uh, sure. Yeah…if you wanna?” Jigen said, sounding confused. Goemon took Jigen’s chin like he had taken his just minutes before and kissed him very softly. When Goemon opened his eyes, Jigen was bright red.

“Jigen! You’ve turned Goemon into a kissing machine! We’ll never be able to stop him now!” Lupin howled with laughter and Goemon pushed him off the couch, where he continued laughing on the floor.

[bobasheebaby]

Penny Prompts

1 “If I take it off, NAME wins.” “Sweetie, every night you don't kill him/her in his/her sleep, he/she wins.”

2 “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.” “Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.���

3 “NAME, what did we say about being a nicer friend?” “Thank you.” “NAME, what did we say about being a gullible weeny?”

4 “I'm not signing a prenup.” “All right, NAME, listen up! You sign anything he/she puts in front of you, because you are the luckiest man/woman alive. If you let him/her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all men/women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.”

5 “What am I supposed to do?” “Err, keep your mouth off other men/women.”

6 “So you have a song stuck in your head. It happens to everybody.” “Well, I'm not everybody. I have an eidetic memory. I should be able to remember what song this is, but I can't. Something's wrong with me.” “I told you if we were patient, he'd/she’d figure it out for himself/herself.”

7 [Person a knocks on NAME’s door three times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.” [Knocks 3 times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.” [Knocks 3 times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.”

8 “NAME 's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.” “Okay, were you talking before he:she got upset?” “Yes.” “That's probably it.”

9 “Ignore them, NAME. They're just jealous because they'll never have a relationship as good as ours.” “Isn't this when he/she says "bazooka" or something?”

10 [looking at caller ID] “Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.” [answering phone] “Hey, baby...” “His/her right hand is calling him/her?”

11 “Doesn't he/she know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” “He/She doesn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend he/she has a NAME.”

12 “What kind of teenager did you think I was?” “Slutty.” “Easy.” “The word is 'popular'.”

13 “Once you open the box it loses its value.” “Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.”

14 “Is that all you have? Shop-worn tidbits like ‘talk to him/her’ and ‘let it go’? Gee, NAME, life's given me lemons, what should I do?” “Well, you could shove them somewhere.”

15 “More Halloween candy. Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?” “Oh, yeah. That's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.”

16 “I don't believe it. What's gotten into him/her?” “Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.” “You didn't.” “Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.”

17 “Come on, we are not old, boring people. We can do better than this.” “That's true. How late did we stay up last night?” “Almost 1 am.” “Damn straight almost 1 am. And we weren't even watching TV, we were watching Netflix like the kids do.” “Yeah. Is it a comedy, is it a drama? Nobody knows!”

18 “You gotta help me get my arm into my sleeve.” [Eyes closed] “Okay!” “Is that my arm?” “It doesn't feel like an arm.” “Then maybe you should let it go.”

19 “Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?” “I don't know, a psychiatrist?”

20 “Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?” “Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!”

21 “You wanna turn yourself into some sort of robot?” “Essentially, yes.” “Okay, here's my question: Didn't you already do that?”

22 “I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.” “I could think about you.” “Whatever works.”

23 “We cover ourselves in body paint and then we get on this big canvas and do our thing.” “Woah, that's kind of a big step for a guy/girl who only recently agreed to take his/her socks off.”

24 “He’s/She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.” “Hey, I talked to him/her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.”

25 [To NAME’s dog] “Bark once if you need me to call PETA.”

26 “NAME, that's not what boyfriends/girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?”

27 “Don't you dare knock!”

28 “Don't you think if a man/woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?” “Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.”

29 “Good morning, slut!” “What?” “Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!”

30 “They're gonna get beaten up at that club.” “They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.”

31 “Holy crap on a cracker!”

32 “And then you put it back, compromising the rest of the onion rings.” “Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?”

33 “What's up, buttercup?”

34 “And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?”

35 “Really still can't talk to me?”

36 “This is banana bread.” “This is a door knob.”

37 “Oh, I don't know. I don't want to manipulate him/her with sex.” “Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for.”

38 “I'm a little low on cash.” “How much you got?” “Nothing.” “How can you walk around with no money?” “I'm cute, I get by.”

39 “And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.” “What?!” “I know that face. That's your proposed face.”

40 “Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.” “Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?”

41 “NAME, will you marry me?” “Oh my god, yes!”

42 “Is this the stuff you want me to try on?” “No this is the stuff I want you to throw out. Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone.”

43 “If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?” “Well, not to steal from the bible, but turning water into wine sounds pretty good.”

44 “Oh, my God, you’re about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.”

45 “I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one.”

46 “We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we gave you.”

47 “You know deep down inside, NAME’s a nice guy.” “The problem isn't what's on the inside. It's the creepy candy coating.”

48 “Um, you know it's kinda early. Do you wanna maybe come in for some coffee or something?” “Oh gee, its a little late for coffee isn't it?” “Aw, you think coffee means coffee. That is so sweet.”

49 “The thing about tomatoes, I think you will really enjoy this, is that they are shelved with the vegetables but they are technically a fruit.” “Interesting.” “Isn't it!” “No, I mean what you find enjoyable.”

50 “Do or do not do there is no try.” “Did you just quote Star Wars?” “I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.”

51 “You can't let him/her get into your head.” “It's too late for me, my head is his/her summer house.”

52 “Well, while they're acting like teenagers we could do something grown up.” “Ooh, you mean like a museum?” “Yes, like a museum but anything else!”

53 “NAME’s being reasonable.” “Yeah, it's freaking me out. I'm gonna go.”

54 “Oh, my God, he/she won't stop.” “How does he/she keep coming up with new ways to be annoying?” “Nobody knows. That's why he’s/she's number one.”

55 “I love you.” “Who cares?”

56 “You're okay with an experiment where you have to answer awkward questions about your innermost feelings?” “Yes.” “Please can I do it with him/her, please.”

57 “Don't be like that. You two need to talk this out.” “Yeah, because you sound really funny.”

58 “I really thought he/she was going to say ‘let it go’.”

59 “Honey, you don't have to thank me every time we have sex, sweetie.”

60 “I finally realize I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.” “Well what do you need?” “You, you stupid Poptart.”

61 “What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute?”

62 “I was unstoppable. I was on fire. It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like athletes must feel when they're in the zone.” “Again, it was miniature golf.” “Admit it, you're a little turned on.” “You can't be this proud.” “Why not?” “Because I beat you.”

63 “How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school?” “Yeah, but only because I was dating a second-grader.”

64 “Come on. How can you be sad when you're going home with all five foot six of this?” “You think you're five foot six? That's funny.”

65 “Look, I'm telling you I've done it. I clearly remember the cow standing up and then a cow on its side.” “Were you drunk?” “I was sixteen and in Nebraska, what do you think?” “I think you're the one who fell over.” “Well that would explain why the sky was also on its side.”

66 “I need to go back to dating dumb guys/girls from the gym.”

67 “We'll take you to the mall to get it done.” “Why? I can do it right here.” “Really? You have a piercing gun?” “No. All you need is a needle and an ice cube. I've done it, like, a dozen times.” “Oh, I don't know.” “Oh, come on. I'll be gentle. Let me take your ear virginity.” “This party's weird.”

68 “So is that it? Are we engaged?” “Yeah, I think so.” “All right.” “What's wrong?” “I'm not sure. It just feels a little anti-climactic.” “Yeah, it kinda does, doesn't it?”

69 “I promise next time I get married, it won't be a joke. It will be for love ... or money.”

70 “I don't understand, exactly how did he/she get any friends in the first place?” “We liked NAME.”

71 “Here, have some pizza, sweetie.” “You know I'm lactose intolerant.” “I know; I just need you to stop talking.”

72 “So, what do you think?” “I thought it would be a little more ... just more.” “I'm not even sure why we were out of breath.”

73 “I mean I was on fire. I was in the zone like an athlete.” “Sweetie, I beat you at this, too.”

74 “Well, I can't eat like a ten-year-old all the time.” “You're dating somebody! Who is it?” “What? What are you talking about?” “You only watch what you eat when you're afraid you might have to take your shirt off.”

75 “So I'm like a bran muffin?” “What? No, that's not what I'm saying.” “No, that's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.” “What does it matter? I'm choosing you.” “It matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a cinnabon, a strawberry pop tart. Something you're excited about, even if it could give you diabetes.” “Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.”

[satannedtrash]

a new year’s resolution | qian kun

summary: where you go out with friends to welcome in the new year, but you never expected to welcome something - or rather, someone - else.

pairing: qian kun x reader

word count: 3.3k/3365 words

genre: fluff. just fluff. pure fluff

format: dot points (still not experienced enough yet :|)

warnings: none unless mild to moderate swearing and total drunks aren’t your thing (also not edited oh dear) (and ooc kun cuz i suck at this ok)

author’s note: tHIS WAS MEANT TO BE FINISHED LAST WEEK BUT STUFF CAME UP SO IT’S HELLA LATE AAA but anyway at first i wasn’t entirely sure what member to write about, but then i remembered how sm didn’t even release a happy birthday post to kun (jan 1). so i thought that i can dedicate this to kun. happy (extremely belated) birthday to the butter-for-our-ears vocalist, angel and mum, kun! (also y/f/n means your friend’s name)

EDIT: just realised there was a whole section missing (i realised after a month because i didn’t want to read back on this - thing - until now) and without it the oneshot didn’t flow, so i added it in. hope it all clears things up!

11:19 pm

before this story starts imma explain sum stuff

first of all: bless kun

second of all: appreciate kun

third of all: say happy birthday to kun

oh and this is an au where the nct members aren’t idols so don’t expect to see saesangs or fans with their cameras out taking a photo of every move they make being mentioned in here

aaand i’m rambling so with that out of the way lez go

laughing at a friend’s joke, you lifted your right hand which held your phone, causing the screen to turn on

“gEEz okay then”

the bright, white light emitted from it shocked your eyes, making you blink furiously

when you could finally see without being partially blinded, you quickly checked the time and placed your phone face-down next to you

“what’s the time?” y/f/n asked, chin on your shoulder

not bothered to check again, you just say “11:19” and then leaned your head on theirs

“can you believe that 2018 is ending?”

“yep. this year sucked for me so i’m down for it to end”

“always looking forward, huh?”

you shifted your gaze from the city skyline to your friend. “have to. can’t afford to stick to the past”

pouting, y/f/n was about to respond when you lifted your head and stopped leaning back on your arms to sit upright

“besides, we gotta enjoy tonight, instead of moping around.” here, you noticed your friend eyeing the beers nearby you and sighed heavily. guess i need to be chaperone for the night

well considering that the rest of your friends and their friends were wasted might as well make sure they don’t mess the docks up

as you handed the bottle to your friend, their expression brightened as they snatched it from you

well damn aren’t they excited to get drunk

wait it’s not even 11:30 yet and we’re still going to a bar nearby after the fireworks wat

“er, shouldn’t you wait till after midnight to drink?”

“nah m8 tis the best time to have some”

(i have just realised that the vibe of this went from serious storytelling to a memey laidback sorta thing damn it)

(oh well i’ll roll with it)

not knowing what to do now that there wasn’t much to talk about, you brought out your earphones and decided to listen to some music to pass the time

calming music, such as a song with nine glorious men singing and some bed squeaking in the background

(i’ll let you guess what song i’m talking about)

you let your head bop to the song as you looked out to the sea port twenty metres in front of you, watching the dark waters ripple

11:48 pm

the next time you turned on your phone to see how many minutes left you had become a third wheeler

quite the strong third wheeler might i add

a few moments after the first song you were listening to finished, your good friend yuta had joined you and y/f/n because his other friends were “too rowdy”

but as soon as he saw the bottles he said “gimme”

so you were sitting there (barbecue sauce on my-) with two just barely sober adults acting like complete children

you had to wrestle out of y/f/n’s koala hug around your waist and escape yuta’s chin noogie to grab your phone

“oh for fuck’s sake” father why have you foresaken me

when you finished preparing yourself for another possible 27 minutes of torture, you turned around to see yuta and y/f/n throwing themselves at each other, singing like magpies

“wE wIsh yOU A mErrY chrIstmAsssss aNd a hAppY nEw yeeeEeAArr!!1!” they then took the opportunity to laugh, squeal and kiss the hecc out of each other’s cheeks

you knew that your friend was absolute shit at singing, but yuta was a whole different story good lord

you thought he was good???

maybe just when he hasn’t had a few drinks

you stared at the two dolphins then promptly stood up and sat down behind them because you had to make sure they didn’t do anything more than whatever the hell this was

not like it could get any worse

you could feel the gazes of pity the others were sending you, but frankly you didn’t care

before, you couldn’t wait for the new year to come, but now you were more eager than ever

someone please save my poor soul

11:59 pm

“yEEEE BOI a minute left!”

eleven minutes have passed and the final 60 seconds of the year were being counted down

you were less excited for the new year and more excited for the end of your chaperoning being closer

all you had to do was get through the firework display, watch the adorable couple in front of you until the bar and let them do what they want (there were sure to be other friends who were willing to let them join in)

it seemed like a simple, solid plan! :D

before you knew it, yuta and y/f/n had already started counting down from 15, so might as well start now

“13, 12, 11, 10...”

you took a glance at y/f/n, who grinned back at you and threw their arm around your shoulder

“7, 6, 5, 4, 3...” here we go

“1 - happy new year!!”

it was at this moment you realised that your eardrums were incapable of tolerating the two dolphins beside you

sINCE WHEN WAS YUTA ABLE TO SCREAM THAT LOUD AND HIGH THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

yay to starting the new year with loud friends screaming like there’s no tomorrow amiright

you had trouble focusing on the fireworks to the point you could only hear most of the big ones

that’s how hard it was to be next to them but oh well

marvelling at the city skyline, the fireworks seeming like entirely new stars, you began having very deep thoughts

the typical ones, such as “ what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like by the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?”

you had asked the exact same things when 2017 shifted to 2018 and found that you actually had an answer for all of them

2018 brought some crappy stuff but also some good stuff to balance that out

you were still sort of the same, because every time something major came up you only changed a bit then went back to normal

and you weren’t with anyone yet, which you had expected

but a little birdy on your shoulder said, “then get with someone in 2019! make it a new year’s resolution!”

your eyebrows furrowed at the thought, but you decided to focus on the sky for now

because since when did you ever make or follow new year’s resolutions?

12:16 am

“12:16 okay then”

turns out you didn’t consider the walk to the bar part of your chaperoning

by the time the display ended, yuta and y/f/n could walk, but not without wobbling and intense laughter

so guess who had to make sure they could at least make the trip to the bar?

“um, are you sure you don’t want to go home yet?” 

“nah, i caan’t, my sister was meaant to be at home-!”- y/f/n stumbled a bit but you caught them before they fell - “-but she’s not, and i can’t beeee home by myselfff”

no wonder

here, you were struggling to keep the both of them propped up as you walked along the road, so there was bound to be a slip up

“you should’ve seen their face! haHA-!” yuta laughed a little too hard and nearly fell over his own feet, prompting you to panic and scramble to keep him from falling to the ground

“oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit-!”

but you didn’t need to because someone else already beat you to it!

sighing in relief, you looked up to see none other than the great qian kun putting yuta’s arm around his shoulder

he looked over to you gaping at him and smiled that warm smile that looked like it was sculpted by the gods

wow he looks great in this lighting

you were always attracted to kun, ever since you two began talking after stopping a full blown war between doyoung and ten

he appeared so soft and kind to you and you two seemed to have a lot in common

so naturally you hit it off

because who doesn’t love kun? :D

“you’re welcome?” oh shit i didn’t just stare at him for that long did i

“oh - sorry - thanks for that” nice going there y/n you idiot

kun just chuckled and hefted his drunk friend as he started walking, you doing the same

it became comfortably silent as your group made their way down the street and turned left into a reasonably sized bar, which as surprisingly not that busy

you set y/f/n down on a chair that thankfully had a tall enough back to keep them up and sat down next to them, exhaling

kun patted yuta’s back and went to sit down next to you

laying your head on the counter, you thought of striking up a conversation with kun

so, instead of saying things like “happy new year”, “thanks for helping me” or even “they’re hard to deal with anyway”, you just said “woah.”

yEAH AGAIN NICE GOING THERE Y/N

“‘woah’? what’s ‘woah’?” he responded, taking on a teasing, motherly tone

you could hear the grin in his voice

you panicked and stammered some illegible words before you could actually speak

“i meant like, woah, that was exhausting, they made things real hard and all that…”

then you thought of something brilliant

you took out your phone and googled “woah”, only to find that it wasn’t spelled w-o-a-h but instead meant to be w-h-o-a

you frowned but typed “whoa meaning” instead and showed the definition to kun

all the while still laying on the mahogany-coloured counter

to your surprise, he rolled his eyes, laughed and ruffled your hair

“that was a really bad joke but you’re lucky i have the same sense of humor” his laugh was infectious so you had to smile

then he asked, “are you okay? not too tired?”

sitting up, you put your phone back in your pocket

“nah, my arms just ache, but it’s fine.” your polite smile suddenly grew into a wide smirk. “thanks for worrying, mum”

“i’m not a mum!” his expression made you have the sudden urge to burst into endless chuckles

in the corner of your eye, you could see ten, doyoung and johnny elbowing each other, pointing at you and kun and singing “kiss the girl”

you then had the sudden urge to throw some hands

kun (obviously) overheard them and sighed

“why are they like this”

“i wish i knew”

you and kun talked some more, random topics like how uni was going for you, how his singing was, how your book was going, all that jazz

with some playful banter and the occasional jokes that made you laugh so hard your back hurt

“kun loving puns and dad jokes? a coincidence?”

“i only laugh at them to make you feel better!”

“gasp! how dare you!”

“only joking, y/n!”

while you two giggled, y/f/n suddenly turned to you and said, “i think yuta and i will be fine here…”

you stopped and looked back at them, concerned

“you sure?”

“we’ll just go sit with the boys over there-!” a hiccup. “-it’ll be fine!” then, it hit you

is this bitch trying to play matchmaker 

you grumbled “i’m not sure…” but then kun spoke up

“yeah, sure, that’s fine,” when you gave him a quizzical look, he added on, “as much as i don’t trust johnny, doyoung and ten, at least it’s not just the two of them?”

he phrased it as a question instead of a statement, his voice getting higher by each word spoken

you pondered over this

well, he’s not wrong

you exhaled in defeat, saying “fine, go ahead”

y/f/n grinned at you and gave a knowing wink before dragging yuta over to the three boys

two of whom were busy flirting to each other and the other one third wheeling

you raised your eyebrows up and down at them before turning back to kun, who was looking outside

“so,” you started, causing him to look at you, “are you sure you want yuta and y/f/n wreaking havoc with those three?” you nodded in the group’s direction

kun stayed silent for a bit, then said “yeah, i’m sure. it kinda looked like you needed a break from them.”

“true. there’s only so much you can take.” kun chuckled at that and looked outside again

it went silent, but in stark contrast to the vibe of the walk leading to the bar, it was very awkward

too awkward to handle

so you took the opportunity to debate with yourself whether or not you should study kun

damn what if he looks at me though i’m not really risking that

but how can you not look at him? and what’s there to talk about?

it’s not worth the embarrassment

look-

no

at-

no

him 

you were about to take a quick glance, but then kun spoke

“besides, i want to show you something”

once again, another puzzled look

“if you don’t mind, of course”

without another thought, you said “sure.”

“really? you’re okay with it?” you smiled at kun’s eagerness

“yeah, might as well, now that we don’t have anyone to watch over.” kun grinned and stood up, making sure to push in his chair (we love a polite king)

you two were about to walk out the door when you looked at a certain group three tables away from you

johnny and ten were still flirting and yuta and y/f/n were still laughing

but this time, doyoung wasn’t a third wheeler anymore, because a man who looked younger than him was having a somewhat civilised conversation with doyoung

you elbowed kun and made him look at them and made sure doyoung, johnny and ten saw you before both mouthing, “sha la la la la la my, oh, my~”

you took a mental screenshot of their faces before you and kun cackled your way out of the bar

12:47 am

“what are you planning on showing me?”

the two of you had been walking and talking for a while now, but kun still didn’t say what he was going to show you

you were waiting patiently, expecting him to eventually tell you, but you gave in

“it’s a surprise~” he said in a sing-song voice, which slightly irritated you

“i know that it’s at the docks, because that’s where we’re heading,” you gave him a light nudge with your arm. “so might as well tell me now!”

he stubbornly shook his head. “i refuse to tell you until you see it.”

pouting, you crossed your arms and muttered under your breath, “you’re lucky you’re adorable.”

to your relief, he didn’t hear you, because he laughed at your pout and pressed on

you lightly scoffed and picked up your pace so that you could walk alongside him

“can i at least have one clue?” you begged

“uh uh.”

“pleeeaaassee?” he looked at your hopeful smile and rolled his eyes

“fine,” you yelled “yes!” a little too loud, making people stare at you. “your clue is…

“...it’s big and sparkly.” you gave him a look showing that you weren’t impressed

“wow, kun, what a descriptive and totally-not-vague clue! i am sure to get it now!”

kun grumbled, “you sound like doyoung,” before remembering something

“don’t tell me the answer until we get there!” he quickly said, receiving yet another puzzled look. “so that i can give you the benefit of the doubt to make it all the more exciting! it’ll be fun!”

you in turn muttered, “well, you sound like y/f/n, and fine. i don’t wanna ruin the surprise. you look real enthusiastic about it too” he smiled gratefully before leaving you to do your thinking

thinking about that smile :)))))

damn his smile always gets me grrrrr

you pulled your mind away from kun’s personality and tried to think of a place with the clue “big and sparkly”

two came to your mind, the big ferris wheel and the big floating silver christmas tree out on the water

they’re both big and sparkly, but you couldn’t predict which one he was going to take you to

you were hoping the ferris wheel, but you just had to wait and see

“think of any places yet?” you jolted so hard, you threw your phone up accidentally

don’t worry, you caught it

kun looked at you, his eyebrows showing worry but his eyes glinting. “you okay?”

very nice going there y/n, how many more times will you mess up??

and my face feels like it’s on fire oh good lord 

“i’m fine, just got scared,” you had to take a breather before you put your phone in your pocket - where it should’ve been in the first place, but your dumb ass decided to hold it - and gave kun a thumbs up

he gave a thumbs up back and said, “surprised you didn’t scream.”

biting back a retort, you replied. “rude.” you sunk your hands deeper into your pockets. “and as for your question, yes, i did think of a place or two”

“good, because we’re getting close now”

you turned a corner and saw both the floating tree and the ferris wheel come into view

the ferris wheel carriages were lighting up one after the other, making it look like a loading symbol (great comparison there) from afar

a pretty and romantic loading symbol

while the christmas tree was dazzling, the rainbow lights getting brighter and dimmer like a pulsing star

while you two waited for the pedestrian light to turn green, kun said to you, “when we make it to the other side, make sure to close your eyes and keep them closed until i say so”

“let me guess, to ‘make it all the more exciting’?” he grinned and nodded

“yup”

you did as what he had told, closing your eyes and relying on kun to guide you the right way

“i swear to god if you push me off the pier i will drag you down with me”

“now you sound like ten, but don’t worry, i won’t,” he gently pushed you away from an upcoming obstacle. “thanks for thinking so highly of me.”

“no problem, mum” you grinned victoriously when you heard a heavy sigh

you knew you were close to the water when you smelled less alcohol and more salty sea water

“are we there yet?” you asked impatiently. you couldn’t be bothered to be patient anymore

kun said, “waaait,” and guided you a bit to the left. “there! now you can open your eyes.”

“finally, i was wondering when- holy shit.”

it wasn’t the ferris wheel that you were hoping that he’d show you, but it was something you decided was way more worth it

the floating silver christmas tree towered over you both, and it looked like it was the brightest and most colourful thing for kilometres (or miles, you choose)

coloured lines streamed down from the top to the bottom, like a very pink, purple and blue waterfall, while stage lights at the bottom smoothly changed from red to orange to yellow and more

it also reminded you of the windows screen when you used it for the first time (if that even makes sense?)

white light shone from beneath the many large stars decorating the tree, making them pop, and the wind revealed that the tree wasn’t made of smooth silver metal, but silver sequins that showed the water ripples and waves from below

the star at the top was the most intensely bright of them all, with a rainbow outline and a gold center

needless to say, it was pretty darn beautiful for a sight that would otherwise hurt your eyes

you stood there with your mouth wide open, looking like a pathetic fish, and almost missed what kun was saying

“i wasn’t sure if you would like the ferris wheel or the tree, but then i found out that the ferris wheel would be closed today, so i just chose this,” you felt his gaze shift onto you, and you tried not to get flustered. “do you like it?”

you took a moment before you spoke. “yes, i really like it a lot,” the view was that breathtaking it took away your ability to talk like a proper adult. you turned to him and gave a smile, trying to make it look as genuine as you could. “thanks for bringing me here, kun.”

he gave you an equally big grin and said, “you’re welcome. glad you like it too.” he turned back to look at the tree, and you did the same

but not without sneaking a glance at him in all his ethereal beauty

kun never failed to surprise you, whether it be showing you a very rainbow tree, being so kind and trusting or just being himself

your mind floated back to the three questions you had asked yourself earlier, “what will 2019 bring?”, “what will i be like at the end of the year?” and “will i be happy with someone?” and the new year’s resolution you made

you took another look at kun then whispered under your breath, “huh.

“guess i am on the way to completing one.”

[verdigrisprowl]

Jan 11 Library Movie Night - BLoSC ep 2-6

Prowl’s alternate’s alternate showed up for the first time, sparkling in tow. Said sparkling immediately became the star of the night. Starscream spent the whole night glued to it.

Nobody is fond of the brain-squeezing scenes.

Today verdigrisprowl 7:40 pm *well hello Soundwave, early arriver.* ... Were you waiting for me to get here? NoodlesAtNight 7:42 pm [[Good evening.]] *Soundwave lowers his datapad and offers Prowl a small smile.* [[He was. He intended to steal a moment before the crowd arrives.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:43 pm *ARRIVES* thebestdecepticonleader 7:43 pm ((Hi everyone)) verdigrisprowl 7:43 pm I think you're a little late for that. But you can help set up the snack table. NoodlesAtNight 7:43 pm [[And there's the crowd.]] *Gestures.* [[Oh well. He'll do that, happily.]] thebestdecepticonleader 7:43 pm I can look away if you want privacy NoodlesAtNight 7:43 pm *Gets up and starts doing exactly as suggested.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:43 pm Bird?? opatoes 7:44 pm /He's here early for once! And he brought along a few games this time, even./ Good evening. verdigrisprowl 7:45 pm Evening. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:45 pm *kartwheels up to Soundwave* NoodlesAtNight 7:45 pm [[Swoop! Do not do that. We are in a library. That is a place for quiet voices and physical restraint.]] verdigrisprowl 7:45 pm Alternate. verdigrisprowl 7:46 pm *right! Got the episodes lined up, he can finish moving chairs into place.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:46 pm *has never been briefed on library manners and only vaguely seen them on TV ebfore his visits here* Pff! Where Bird? Me Swoop have snack for Her Bird : > Lieutenant10 7:46 pm *is here entirely for the library aspect* NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm [[Not here today. She does not come to these particular movie nights.]] SCProwl 7:46 pm Captain. NoodlesAtNight 7:46 pm [[Try Monday.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 7:47 pm But. Me Swoop have goodie for Bird. : < verdigrisprowl 7:47 pm ... And /other/ alternate. You made it. NoodlesAtNight 7:47 pm *And that's the snack table worked out.*

[[Then eat it yourself and don't tell her. She has plenty.]] *Suddenly, deer in the headlights - specifically of two Prowls he ISN'T dating. Uh-oh. Better be on best behavior tonight.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:47 pm Kehehhh! Her Bird get MAD if Her hear that! Too many! Pah! rulesandprotocol 7:47 pm Well I did say I would try and make it, Hunters fussy tonight so I dont know how long I'll be able to stay SCProwl 7:47 pm *oh there's another alternate here, that's... something* Swervester 7:48 pm [slides in] thebestdecepticonleader 7:48 pm Why are there so many Prowls? I feel outnumbered. Lieutenant10 7:48 pm *There are so many Prowl's. It's the best night* verdigrisprowl 7:48 pm Imagine that, a show that's hosted by a Prowl is popular with Prowls. SCProwl 7:48 pm *pings Soundwave a greeting anyway* Swervester 7:48 pm Amazing thebestdecepticonleader 7:48 pm 😕 yeah but... Swervester 7:48 pm Hi Prowl. Prowl. Prowl. opatoes 7:49 pm ... Wait, Is my vision fragged? verdigrisprowl 7:49 pm Swoop, if you get rambunctious tonight, you're getting bridged outside without warning. *there is a sparkling here and he's told they're delicate, he's not risking anything.* SCProwl 7:49 pm Hello. Swerve, correct? thebestdecepticonleader 7:49 pm I feel like you are going to get people to gang up on me with the three of you Lieutenant10 7:49 pm ((dangit gotta leave)) verdigrisprowl 7:49 pm If you're nervous, you can leave. Lieutenant10 7:49 pm ((why)) MedicalMurdersaurus 7:49 pm RamBUNKchus! Keheheh! thebestdecepticonleader 7:49 pm no opatoes 7:49 pm /He's glaring at all the prowls, trying to see if any of them will disappear if he does so./ NoodlesAtNight 7:50 pm *Soundwave perks at the mention of Hunter. The sparkling is here? He'll wind a feeler between various bots to get a peek with the claw optics.* SCProwl 7:50 pm *still here, blissfully unaware of the fact that she's being glared at by anyone* verdigrisprowl 7:50 pm Then keep it to yourself. I'm interested in watching a cop show, not irrationally ganging up on a guest who volunteered to come. Swervester 7:50 pm Yup I'm Swerve. thebestdecepticonleader 7:50 pm Can you sit together so that I can sit on the other side of the room? rulesandprotocol 7:50 pm Hunter: squeaks Swervester 7:50 pm [sparkling? hello let him see the baby???] Aw. rulesandprotocol 7:51 pm Hunter * makes grabby hand toward feeler* thebestdecepticonleader 7:51 pm *gasps* baby NoodlesAtNight 7:51 pm [[This is very different than the-- oof.]] *He'll allow that. Just don't drool on him, youngling.* [[The protoforms in your materials, Swerve.]] opatoes 7:52 pm /Finally decides one of the Prowls is probably Cerebros after all, and stops glaring./ So- how much have I missed of this show? What type of police work do they do? Swervester 7:52 pm Oh yeah. To be fair, the materials I sent were specifically for forged hot spot sparklings. The ones who are adults within a week, like our plague babies. verdigrisprowl 7:52 pm Sorry, Starscream, the baby's with a Prowl. Guess you've got to stay across the room from it. MedicalMurdersaurus 7:52 pm *notices everyone paying attention to a thing and wanders closer to see what is up* thebestdecepticonleader 7:52 pm aw 😕 rulesandprotocol 7:52 pm Starscream can meet him if he wants. thebestdecepticonleader 7:53 pm Can I? verdigrisprowl 7:53 pm Hey, he was the one who said he was uncomfortable. *shrugs* rulesandprotocol 7:53 pm Yeah if you want to. verdigrisprowl 7:53 pm *he watches Swoop like a hawk.* NoodlesAtNight 7:53 pm *Gently wiggles the claw in Hunter's grabbing hands to and fro, amused.* Swervester 7:53 pm [leans in for a better look] Hi kiddo. thebestdecepticonleader 7:53 pm Babies are more important than my safety verdigrisprowl 7:53 pm *huffs* rulesandprotocol 7:53 pm Hunter: *clicks giggles loving attention* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:53 pm *is a hawk (sort of) circling the adults entranced by the baby* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:54 pm *is actually walking and not flying (for now)* NoodlesAtNight 7:54 pm *Doesn't think Starscream is wrong, per se, but knows better than to say that. He can only get away with that when he is the host himself.* Swervester 7:54 pm [beeps quietly at baby] SCProwl 7:54 pm *if the chairs have been moved into place, this Prowl is going to find the chair nearest the door and take that* thebestdecepticonleader 7:54 pm *Kneels next to the sparkling* Hello little one MedicalMurdersaurus 7:54 pm *stands behind Swerve to look at the sparkling* rulesandprotocol 7:55 pm Hunter: puh -click- verdigrisprowl 7:55 pm *to the guy that definitely isn't Smokescreen* I haven't picked up any speciality. They seem to do /all/ police work, as long as it's out on the field. And occasionally fight evil emperors. NoodlesAtNight 7:55 pm *Now getting worried about overwhelming them with all the others; carefully withdraws the claw and pats the hand before reeling his feeler in and moving to the other side of the room. That's probably better for it.* verdigrisprowl 7:55 pm *well, he WANTED to go greet his alternate with the sparkling, but he seems a little swarmed right now.* Sorry, alternate. I didn't realize Hunter would be such a popular attraction. *he'll just stay across the room.* thebestdecepticonleader 7:55 pm Babies always are verdigrisprowl 7:55 pm Now I know. Swervester 7:56 pm Babies are great. [sidles back to his chosen chair tho bc that's a lot of people] rulesandprotocol 7:56 pm I didn't think he'd be that popular either honestly. opatoes 7:56 pm Evil emperors? Hm. Seems engaging. Thank you. I will have to catch up with the previous episodes later. NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *Hovers next to amica-Prowl, and pings his own timeline's. Good evening. Then all the other mechs in turn, if he hasn't already greeted them.* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:56 pm *glances at the baby, down at Swerve and back at the baby* PFFF! That a LAME baby. Me Swoop can take Him. thebestdecepticonleader 7:56 pm Just remember, if you need any help with them, I will do anything to protect them Swervester 7:56 pm There will be no taking, Swoop. NoodlesAtNight 7:56 pm *ALARM* [[Do NOT fight the newbuild.]] opatoes 7:57 pm /For now, Smokescreen's going up towards the table which usually has drinks, hoping to grab a few cubes before setting down towards the front of the screen./ thebestdecepticonleader 7:57 pm *moving back a bit but still nearby* rulesandprotocol 7:57 pm Hunter: *smiles* babbling nonsense verdigrisprowl 7:57 pm *Prowl's pretty sure that if he tells Swoop not to, he'll immediately try to do so. So watches silently and gets ready with a bridge.* NoodlesAtNight 7:57 pm *...Whoops.* rulesandprotocol 7:58 pm Hunter: *whines* MedicalMurdersaurus 7:58 pm Not much of a FIGHT! Keheh! Him suck. Me Swoop WAY tougher. thebestdecepticonleader 7:58 pm Do they need anything, blankets, energon, anything? rulesandprotocol 7:58 pm No he should be good, I fed him before we left, I have the poncho for him thebestdecepticonleader 7:58 pm Let me know though, okay? verdigrisprowl 7:59 pm *oh good, he doesn't seem to be taking it as a challenge.* rulesandprotocol 7:59 pm sure verdigrisprowl 7:59 pm I've got snacks on a table to the side if you or he need anything. ... Do sparklings drink high grade? MedicalMurdersaurus 7:59 pm *totally stares the sparkling down* NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm @P: [[We have discovered the key to a Starscream's generosity: tiny Cybertronians.]] rulesandprotocol 7:59 pm no they dont but thanks for the offer MedicalMurdersaurus 7:59 pm *come AT him bro* verdigrisprowl 7:59 pm *has learned one (1) new fact about sparklings* rulesandprotocol 7:59 pm *watches swoopcarefully* Swervester 8:00 pm Swoop come sit with me, I got snacks ypou can have for Bird. verdigrisprowl 8:01 pm @S «Who would have guessed? NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm *Strangely, that sounds like the key to his OWN sense of generosity - but in his defense, he's mostly programmed that way. Starscream just has a weakness.* verdigrisprowl 8:01 pm *Prowl was just thinking that sounded more like Soundwave.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:01 pm *glances at Swerve* Bird? : > SCProwl 8:01 pm *has learned that many people, including Soundwave and Starscream, fall all over themselves in response to sparklings. is it a signal they're giving off? something else? we just don't know* Swervester 8:02 pm Yeah. SCProwl 8:02 pm *in Soundwave's case it might have something to do with carrier coding and minicons. sparklings do tend to be rather small don't they?* NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm *IT'S A TINY PERSON, OKAY? IT'S HIS JOB.* rulesandprotocol 8:02 pm Hunter *suddenly cranky* thebestdecepticonleader 8:02 pm So what is their name? rulesandprotocol 8:02 pm Hunter, Hold on one minute I'll be right back NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm [[Ah - is he all right?]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:03 pm Cool name Can I help? verdigrisprowl 8:03 pm We'll be here. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:03 pm Yah, snacks for Bird! *starts to go with Swerve, then pauses to look at the sparkling one last time* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:04 pm *smacks both of his palms on his chest, holds up his hands and grins .... before walking away* thebestdecepticonleader 8:04 pm *Starscream has a sparkling, but he left them with the Autobots, that's why he's going like this* Swervester 8:04 pm [snorts] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm *is clearly the most badass baby in the room and immediately grabs onto Swerve* Snacks for Bird! NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm *Soundwave shakes his head at Swoop. A mighty victory, bananabeak. Which reminds him. He turns to amica-Prowl.*

@P: [[...Perhaps we should get one.]] Swervester 8:05 pm [amused. he allows the hanging] Yes, snacks for Bird. verdigrisprowl 8:05 pm @S «... Come again?» *where would they keep it.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:06 pm Where? Swervester 8:06 pm Here. [pulls out bag from subspace] rulesandprotocol 8:06 pm *returns with Hunter in arms.* we should be all set now sorry thebestdecepticonleader 8:06 pm Why are sparklings so precious? Swervester 8:07 pm //i'm laughing three prowls i really should have come as roller he'd be dying rulesandprotocol 8:07 pm Because Ithey done let their Carriers sleep for months and if they weren't precious most people wouldn't tolerate them MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm *grins and makes grabby hands* Him Sideswipe give Me Swoop snack for Her Bird too! Him being gross with Thundercracker. Me Swoop going to have lots lots of snacks for Her Bird! NoodlesAtNight 8:07 pm @P: [[A sparkling. A newbuild? He thinks we should look into this.]] verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm @S «... Why??» thebestdecepticonleader 8:08 pm True, you know, if he ever needs a babysitter Swervester 8:08 pm [amused noise] Was he? Here. Have the whole bag. verdigrisprowl 8:08 pm *aren't there professionals who can take care of them* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:08 pm Yay : > rulesandprotocol 8:08 pm Thanks but Ive got almost 10 on retainer and 5 of them I dont even know their names Swervester 8:08 pm I'm sure she'll enjoy the snacks. thebestdecepticonleader 8:08 pm Oh, that's good NoodlesAtNight 8:08 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm. Does Prowl really need that explained to him?*

@P: [[Your timeline is taking in many refugees. Someone who would like to see Starscream behave like a better leader is bound to create one of these some time. If they were willing to cooperate, we could test his susceptibility to their presence.]] Swervester 8:08 pm //im crying soundwave MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm Sometimes Her too many snack for tiny flying kehehheheheh Swervester 8:09 pm Does she MedicalMurdersaurus 8:09 pm It funniest thing EVER verdigrisprowl 8:10 pm @S «Ahhh. That IS a vulnerability we ought to look into.» *HE THOUGHT SOUNDWAVE MEANT TO KEEP* cerebrosurgeon 8:10 pm [He's here and going straight for Swerve as usual. Everyone he recognises gets their waves. He's fascinated by the baby in passing; everyone figured out where to find sparklings except the mechs sitting on a hot spot, huh?] Hey, hey. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm *THAT'S A VERY DIFFERENT THING* verdigrisprowl 8:10 pm @S «... Can you bug a sparkling?» NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm [[Greetings, Cerebros.]] Swervester 8:10 pm Hey Cere. NoodlesAtNight 8:10 pm @P: [[...He doesn't know. He could try.]] verdigrisprowl 8:10 pm Right. We should get started now. verdigrisprowl 8:11 pm Everyone ready? thebestdecepticonleader 8:11 pm yeah cerebrosurgeon 8:11 pm Hey! Hi. I'm good. opatoes 8:11 pm Indeed. SCProwl 8:11 pm I am. Swervester 8:11 pm Yup NoodlesAtNight 8:11 pm [[Oh, yes. Apologies.]] *He'll get himself seated, like a normal person who's totally not secretly scheming.* opatoes 8:11 pm ... /Wait, Cerebros is here? But he thought he was already here. Now he is glaring at all the Prowls and Cerebros./ rulesandprotocol 8:11 pm *sits on floor lays Lockdowns poncho out and placed Hunter on his stomach so he can watch the show* Hunter *calm and happy* verdigrisprowl 8:12 pm ((i haven't pre-watched any of these so absolutely no content warnings and I apologize ahead of time if anything is cringy)) thebestdecepticonleader 8:12 pm *sitting on floor near Hunter* cerebrosurgeon 8:12 pm [He is definitely here /now/. He knows he's normally earlier. Sorry, Smokescreen.] Swervester 8:12 pm //for a second i thought those were tfa bees thebestdecepticonleader 8:13 pm That's not... how black holes work MedicalMurdersaurus 8:13 pm *wanders over to find a seat by the screen, which brings him closer to Hunter* Swervester 8:13 pm Science verdigrisprowl 8:13 pm They might be a little misinformed. rulesandprotocol 8:14 pm Hunter * flutters door wings puts toy he's been holding into mouth* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:14 pm *sits down criss cross apple sauce* NoodlesAtNight 8:14 pm *Huh. He thought that was a toy, not a food item. He really should spend more time learning about alternate universe newbuilds.* verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm Why would you go into stasis in the middle of a dangerous maneuver? rulesandprotocol 8:15 pm Toxic gas possibly? thebestdecepticonleader 8:15 pm Maybe it was unintentional NoodlesAtNight 8:15 pm [[Now is a time.]] verdigrisprowl 8:15 pm He initiated the procedure, and he had a space suit on to protect him from gases—or the lack thereof, in this case. Swervester 8:16 pm [squints] NoodlesAtNight 8:17 pm [[...This must be a lie.]] verdigrisprowl 8:17 pm ... That seems improbable. Maybe they mean large, systematic evils? Swervester 8:17 pm That's weirdly insistent. verdigrisprowl 8:18 pm It could've been reduced to the sort of threats that can be addressed by planet-by-planet police forces rather than an overarching galactic police system. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:18 pm *stretches his wings out* NoodlesAtNight 8:19 pm [[They did seem insistent that it was all crime - such as the would be mugger that gave flowers.]] verdigrisprowl 8:19 pm Indeed. Hm. verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm ... All right. I'm skeptical. Swervester 8:20 pm [frowny face] I feel like it's a Zurg plot except why would Zurg have everyone celebrate Buzz opatoes 8:20 pm There is, without a doubt, something wrong with this universe. Swervester 8:20 pm Oh. opatoes 8:20 pm Ah. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm Kehheehhh Boob verdigrisprowl 8:20 pm A lotus-eater machine? Swervester 8:20 pm Wow that was not something I expected opatoes 8:21 pm ... Hm. Zerg is... Familiar. verdigrisprowl 8:21 pm As long as he thinks the galaxy is at peace, he has no urge to run out to fight crime? ... Ahhh. Intel. Swervester 8:21 pm Yeah, I guess tho he seems pretty uncontent with it so--Oh. NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm [[...He saw an ancient film about a perfect town on Earth. The lack of crime, disagreement, and imperfection was due to a young outlier human with reality warping abilities. He would punish anyone who displeased him. He wonders if that is the case h-- oh. Zurg. He supposes not.]] Swervester 8:22 pm And now I see. He schedules his gloating? NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm [[It's so efficient.]] *Slight admiring tone.* verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm Efficient. Swervester 8:22 pm .... Actually maybe that's smart, if he has it scheduled for a specific time it doesn't interfere with plotting NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm *Soft huff.* verdigrisprowl 8:22 pm *huff* opatoes 8:22 pm ... Magnetic forces? Hm. verdigrisprowl 8:23 pm Ooh. That looks fun. opatoes 8:23 pm It does, doesn't it? thebestdecepticonleader 8:23 pm It seems like an unnecessarily long time for gloating though MedicalMurdersaurus 8:23 pm :V Me Swoop want to bounce! Swervester 8:23 pm That's not working as planned. opatoes 8:23 pm ... Zerg is even as incompetent as. Hm. NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm ((oh my god they slipped that past the radar didn't they)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm *snickers* opatoes 8:24 pm ((wait what'd they say NoodlesAtNight 8:24 pm ((the robot went "ooh, lower, lower")) cerebrosurgeon 8:24 pm For someone who spends a lot of time after these guys, he's not great at this. verdigrisprowl 8:24 pm ((i was picturing a back massage)) thebestdecepticonleader 8:24 pm ((oh gosh)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm POOF! opatoes 8:25 pm ((OH adsvcxb NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[A refuse hat?]] Swervester 8:25 pm //is that a fuckin star wars ref verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm Hatch. ((u know it)) NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm [[Oh. That does make more sense.]] verdigrisprowl 8:25 pm The torture might not be working, but he DID just get the weakness to Star Command. Swervester 8:25 pm //god how did i ever forget how funny yhis show was Swervester 8:25 pm Why didn't he use this on everyone? It was obviouly a good plot. cerebrosurgeon 8:25 pm His simulation's not bad- Yeah! Swervester 8:26 pm Oh. cerebrosurgeon 8:26 pm ... Little more manual than a simulation, I see. verdigrisprowl 8:26 pm Because Buzz was the only one who was slungshot through space and would have a reason to think he was teleported into the future. Swervester 8:26 pm Wow, it'd be better if he hadn't found the trap. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:26 pm Kehehhe! Them RIIIIP face! NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm *Mildly disturbed by the sight of fleshlings peeling apart to be robots.* verdigrisprowl 8:26 pm *could be worse. could be the other way around.* NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm [[...The controls are a keyboard.]] verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm ((man, the animation in this episode is top notch. check out those faces.)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:27 pm *ERUPTS in laughter* verdigrisprowl 8:27 pm ((mira and xr in particular looked great)) opatoes 8:27 pm ((I know right rulesandprotocol 8:27 pm Hunter * giggles cause others laugh* Swervester 8:28 pm She not used to leading I guess? cerebrosurgeon 8:28 pm 〈I'm constantly distracted by the art in this show〉 opatoes 8:28 pm . . . thebestdecepticonleader 8:28 pm That's why every group needs at least two capable of leading NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm *Quietly wonders how much the sparkling can comprehend. They all seem to have differing levels from timeline to timeline...* thebestdecepticonleader 8:28 pm *pouting* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm Leader stuff is for leaders *nods and thinks of all the Grimlock noogies* NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm [[Ergh.]] *Shudder.* Swervester 8:29 pm Oh. verdigrisprowl 8:29 pm It's the fake. rulesandprotocol 8:29 pm is he being fooled by the dummy? thebestdecepticonleader 8:29 pm think so? Lieutenant10 8:30 pm Suitable. Dummy for a dummy verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm He's too stiff. rulesandprotocol 8:30 pm Its probably what I would have done in his situation/ Swervester 8:30 pm Wait is star command just right next door to the Zurg base thebestdecepticonleader 8:30 pm apparently verdigrisprowl 8:30 pm Zurg has ships. He gets around. rulesandprotocol 8:30 pm thats just poor planning MedicalMurdersaurus 8:30 pm KEHEHEHEHHHH opatoes 8:30 pm ... He could have done that this whole time opatoes 8:31 pm Hm. thebestdecepticonleader 8:31 pm that's not how physics works verdigrisprowl 8:31 pm They're on a ship. They undoubtedly flew close just for this specific attack. NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm [[Perhaps it is encased in rubber.]] Swervester 8:31 pm I think physics in this universe is a bit more flexib;e. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm *is just delighted every time Zerg is a snarky asshole* SCProwl 8:31 pm Not in this universe anyway. thebestdecepticonleader 8:32 pm ((wow, kiss our refuse hatch goodbye opatoes 8:32 pm Heh. verdigrisprowl 8:32 pm *HUFF* NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm *HUFFS* Swervester 8:32 pm [chokes] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm ((O M F G)) NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm [[He thinks XR has that out of order.]] SCProwl 8:32 pm Well. opatoes 8:32 pm Indeed, the order seems a bit off. ... Why is he 3d in this MedicalMurdersaurus 8:32 pm *snickers because the adults are reacting* verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm *XR, space hero.* opatoes 8:33 pm Oh. Oh, it's simply someone dressed as Buzz Lightyear. verdigrisprowl 8:33 pm Oh... *waves vaguely* They advertise a tie-in toy in the intro sometimes. NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm (("I need a debriefing and I need it now" is a good pickup line for a spy/soldier.)) rulesandprotocol 8:33 pm Hunter *coos and toy falls out of his mouth a rolls away* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm *Absently reaches out with feeler to pick up the toy.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:33 pm *glances down at the rolling toy* NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm *Sets it back on the Prowl's belly and reels in.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm Arson : > verdigrisprowl 8:34 pm No arson in here. Lieutenant10 8:34 pm Unpaid parking tickets rulesandprotocol 8:34 pm Thanks SOundwave * pick it up and places in subspace* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm Me Swoop like arson : V NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm [[No unpaid parking tickets in here either.]] *Amused.* [[You are welcome.]] Swervester 8:35 pm Wow. verdigrisprowl 8:35 pm /He/ took the time to soak the atmosphere. thebestdecepticonleader 8:36 pm Not enough apparently verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm But, you'd think they would've checked how many arms his species has before attempting to arrest him. That seems like basic info. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm Are wings limbs? thebestdecepticonleader 8:36 pm Yes verdigrisprowl 8:36 pm If they're prehensile. Lieutenant10 8:36 pm Yes MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm *waggles his* thebestdecepticonleader 8:36 pm *Wiggle, wiggle* NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm *Idly imagines Prowl with arms like his. The long arm of the law. Hm.* Lieutenant10 8:36 pm *flick flicks* rulesandprotocol 8:36 pm Hunter *tries to copy Swoops wing waggles with his doors* verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm ... So that applies to everyone here. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm *glances over at Starscream and flairs his wings a bit wider* NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm *...Nah. They wouldn't look good.* [[Hm? What applies to everyone here? Parking tickets?]] SCProwl 8:37 pm Wings? thebestdecepticonleader 8:37 pm Oh... were you not using wing speech? verdigrisprowl 8:37 pm *DID HE REMEMBER TO PING HIS ALTERNATE A VIDEO STREAM* *PINGS and apologizes* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm Wing speech? SCProwl 8:38 pm *the mun may have forgotten, whoops* thebestdecepticonleader 8:38 pm When you move your wings to add meaning verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm *the other mun may have as well* SCProwl 8:38 pm *retcon, it was there the whole time!* thebestdecepticonleader 8:38 pm For example "hello" *wing wiggles* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:38 pm Oh! *thinks Screamer means "body language" and bobbles his head* verdigrisprowl 8:38 pm Prehensile wings. verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm Parking tickets don't apply to anyone here. opatoes 8:39 pm ....... Hm. Lieutenant10 8:39 pm Ah It is the Frizzle bus opatoes 8:39 pm Parking tickets? ... What are parking tickets NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm *Eyes his arms. Turns his head to one side, and then the other. ... Lifts his hands.* [][][]Prehensile wings.[][][] thebestdecepticonleader 8:39 pm Considering all of my crimes, parking tickets are the least of my worries verdigrisprowl 8:39 pm Sure, but they're not separate on you, so they don't count as additional limbs. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:40 pm *assumes a parking ticket is like a ticket to a show or theme park, which is really confusing this discussion for him and it shows on his face* NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm [[Perhaps if he'd been sparked with his feelers first and acquired his arms in a contest.]] verdigrisprowl 8:40 pm In species that drive separate vehicles, many cultures have laws about where you can leave behind the vehicles when you're not using them. thebestdecepticonleader 8:41 pm My Cybertron actually gives out parking tickets 😕 rulesandprotocol 8:41 pm My universe give tickets for indecent Transformation, so basically transforming in places not allowed such as walk ways or in the middle of the road MedicalMurdersaurus 8:41 pm *is now imagining people dropping corpses in places in getting in trouble for the location, which is lame* rulesandprotocol 8:42 pm you have to find a transformation spot, similar to earths parking lots or spaces and transform there NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm *Suddenly very glad to be a flight model these days.* Swervester 8:42 pm We had a whole lane on my Cybertron; transformation lanes against the sidewalk so that if you needed to drive you just transformed on the side of the road to avoid accidents. verdigrisprowl 8:42 pm Mine gives tickets for obstruction of traffic, but otherwise you can leave your vehicle anywhere. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm Driving sound BORING SCProwl 8:43 pm Says someone that's never driven before. Swervester 8:44 pm Do you trust him to drive. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:44 pm Flying better. Dinobots better! Us go wherever, DO WHATEVER us want : > rulesandprotocol 8:44 pm Drivings fun NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm [[It isn't so bad. There are some things that cannot be easily done in the air.]] Lieutenant10 8:44 pm Flying is certainly better opatoes 8:44 pm ... Wait, is that what those pieces of paper are for? verdigrisprowl 8:44 pm Flying didn't do much for me. opatoes 8:44 pm I simply assumed humans were littering. rulesandprotocol 8:44 pm only way I've flown is via the Death's Head or the Arclight. NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm [[And it is much, much easier to travel und--]] *Pause. Twist to look at Prowl.* [[When were you an aerial mech?]] SCProwl 8:45 pm I'd rather keep my wheels on the ground. opatoes 8:45 pm ... Relatable, Zerg. rulesandprotocol 8:45 pm same verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm The, uh. Er. Banana. MedicalMurdersaurus 8:45 pm BLOP! New guy! Lieutenant10 8:45 pm ((Thank you guys for this bc I'm now IN LOVE with this show)) NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm [[Oh. Oh, yes.]] *Shudder.* [[Let's not speak of that.]] verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm ((IT'S A GREAT SHOW)) NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm ((same! i've never seen any, it's so good)) opatoes 8:45 pm ((IT IS verdigrisprowl 8:45 pm ((i recommend watching the intro movie)) Lieutenant10 8:45 pm ((Zurg is my new love, and the animation is just SO REFRESHING)) opatoes 8:46 pm ((OH YEAH i saw that like... a couple years ago Lieutenant10 8:46 pm (( I watched the intro movie when I was like 8 )) verdigrisprowl 8:46 pm ((Zurg is SO great)) SCProwl 8:46 pm ((it's delightful Lieutenant10 8:46 pm (( Going to need to watch it again now)) thebestdecepticonleader 8:47 pm ((there's a movie?)) verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm ((yep! it explains how the team got together)) NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm @P: [[He takes it there won't be any root mode repeats of the time you sat on him while he was flying, then? Intentional or otherwise.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:47 pm ((cool I'll have to find it)) verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm *side-eyeing the guest who came in late that he didn't greet. is that Lieutenant? It looks like Lieutenant. He can't ask in case he's right and Lieutenant is still, for some reason, undercover.* Osmond 8:47 pm *Jazz slips in * verdigrisprowl 8:47 pm ((just search for Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command: The Adventure Begins. it's up on youtube.)) thebestdecepticonleader 8:48 pm ((cool verdigrisprowl 8:48 pm @S «Why, do you want there to be?» Swervester 8:48 pm Why didn't she do that at the start MedicalMurdersaurus 8:48 pm Shake shake shake! verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm *oh! other amica! that'll distract him from lieutenant. waves* NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm @P: [[One never knows what may become necessary some day.]] Osmond 8:49 pm *smiles and waves, is there room from him to sit nearby? * NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm *Like side-eyeing the latest of Prowl's guests. Which mostly looks like he's just watching the screen. Half visor. Still.* Lieutenant10 8:49 pm *sees Prowl look at him and gives him a nod and goes back to hoarding library books* rulesandprotocol 8:49 pm Hunter: *coos sleepily* verdigrisprowl 8:49 pm *sure, sit on his other side* *he got a nod! that's lieutenant.* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:50 pm *glances over at the cooing baby, what a loser, they should arm wrestle* thebestdecepticonleader 8:50 pm *coos back* adorable Swervester 8:50 pm [tweaks Swoop's wing lightly and offers another treat for distraction] MedicalMurdersaurus 8:50 pm :V *was tweaked* Osmond 8:50 pm *comes to sit with Prowl * sorry I'm late verdigrisprowl 8:51 pm It's fine. You only missed a couple of episodes. NoodlesAtNight 8:52 pm *Has to be nice and not say "You could've been later." Is trying to keep to that whole Not Being Nasty To Prowl's Other Amica thing. Do some of that Mild Respect business. Yep.* verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm We're watching a cop show. rulesandprotocol 8:52 pm *wraps Hunter in poncho so he's warm when he falls asleep* Osmond 8:52 pm Well I'm a fast study *smiles * so I'll try to catch up *nods to Soundwave as a gesture of mild respect * verdigrisprowl 8:52 pm It's episodic, you figure things out fast. cerebrosurgeon 8:52 pm [Oh, is that a Jazz? He doesn't know this Jazz, but he'll wave at him anyway. He's very absorbed in watching and missed anyone coming in.] rulesandprotocol 8:52 pm Hunter *puts entire hand into mouth as Prowl holds him so he can fall into recharge* opatoes 8:53 pm ... A group discount? MedicalMurdersaurus 8:53 pm Why you tie up baby? *grins* It a bad baby? NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Damn. He nodded. Now he HAS to be nice.* rulesandprotocol 8:53 pm Nope he just needs to be warm MedicalMurdersaurus 8:53 pm *grins audio to audio* Me Swoop can WARM Osmond 8:53 pm *waves back but quickly notices other Prowl and a bundle * NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm [[Ah. Does he require more warmth or will that be sufficient?]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:53 pm *whispering* Do you need someone to hold him while he sleeps? NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm *Will break Swoop's beak off and feed it to him if he so much as hiccups smoke.* Swervester 8:54 pm [shoves a treat into Swoop's hand] Swoop tell me about Bird. rulesandprotocol 8:54 pm This should be fine, thanks for the offer thebestdecepticonleader 8:54 pm Because I do know how to look after babies If you need help MedicalMurdersaurus 8:55 pm *takes teh treat because it's there* UM! Uh. What about Bird? : > rulesandprotocol 8:55 pm If you want to hold him you can. thebestdecepticonleader 8:55 pm Really? Swervester 8:55 pm Tell me about Bird flying. Lieutenant10 8:55 pm Cosmos has his own stop it seems ((ASFHUIDSHFDS)) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:55 pm ((OH MY FUCKING GOD)) rulesandprotocol 8:56 pm Yeah you can hold him while he sleeps. Lieutenant10 8:56 pm (( SO SMOOTH )) Swervester 8:56 pm //lmao thebestdecepticonleader 8:56 pm *arms out* rulesandprotocol 8:56 pm *hands Hunter over to Starscream* Lieutenant10 8:56 pm ((She so cute )) rulesandprotocol 8:56 pm Hunter: *mutters lightly, removing hand from mouth* thebestdecepticonleader 8:57 pm *perfect hold for a baby* MedicalMurdersaurus 8:57 pm Oh! Her Bird really really maneuvering. Maneuverable. Her FAST and turn REALLY REALLY sharp! Keheh. Because little and LIGHT! *squeezes the treat a little and snickers* Except after BIG eating kehehhehehhh verdigrisprowl 8:57 pm I think there's probably a safer way to deal with large space debris than blowing it up. rulesandprotocol 8:57 pm Hunter *whines turns away from noise* thebestdecepticonleader 8:57 pm Like... moving the ship? NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm [[Yes. Push it into someone else's sector and let them deal with it.]] thebestdecepticonleader 8:58 pm *gentle rocking* Swervester 8:58 pm //i enjoy that buzz is apparently a Good Customer verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm Or put it in an orbit around a star or planet where it isn't going to run into anything. Lieutenant10 8:58 pm Officer Lightyear is good verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm ... Well THAT didn't look natural. Swervester 8:58 pm Yeah? You fly with Bird, Swoop? verdigrisprowl 8:58 pm ((I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GOT THAT IN)) Lieutenant10 8:58 pm ((ASSTEROID)) NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm ((i missed it what was it)) thebestdecepticonleader 8:58 pm ((kick assteroid lol)) verdigrisprowl 8:59 pm (("kick some asteroid")) MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm YAH! Lots of time. After movie sometime. There canyon by Dancitron. Us ZIP in there. It fun because FAST and dangerous. Swervester 8:59 pm Sounds fun. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm Yup. Me Swoop like CHASING buuuuuuuuuuuttttt Her a scardy bird Swervester 9:00 pm Why's that? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm Dunno. Her a scardy Bird always. NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm *Slow look at Swoop.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm *doesn't notice* Swervester 9:00 pm [squints] NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm [[She is a courageous mech and you will say nothing to the contrary - or he will inform her of your opinion.]] Swervester 9:00 pm Ouch,. verdigrisprowl 9:00 pm See, this is why they shouldn't have blown them up. Osmond 9:01 pm More to deal with rulesandprotocol 9:02 pm Hunter * sneezes* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:02 pm *looks at Soundwave with big confused optics* But...... Her Bird IS a scardy Bird. Lieutenant10 9:02 pm Salude verdigrisprowl 9:02 pm Oh. This is an XR and Buzz episode. *pleased. his two favorites.* thebestdecepticonleader 9:02 pm This message has been removed. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:02 pm ((OMFG)) Swervester 9:02 pm Wow that head. NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm [[She throws herself into battles when asked despite her misgivings. This makes her courageous. That is the end of the discussion.]] rulesandprotocol 9:03 pm It is probably a good thing she can float NoodlesAtNight 9:03 pm [[...Is the organic all right.]] Osmond 9:03 pm * briefly distracted by baby hunter noises. So cute* thebestdecepticonleader 9:03 pm Cute baby *cleans face in case of contaminants* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:03 pm *stares at Soundwave, completely caught off guard and confused about what is going on* verdigrisprowl 9:03 pm She seems to be fine with it. NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm *...He supposes her powers would allow her to support a head that size on a neck that thin, so yes. He'll nod.* Lieutenant10 9:04 pm ((SNRK)) Osmond 9:04 pm Yikes... evidently she doesn't like mecha NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm [[A good dungeon can be quite useful.]] verdigrisprowl 9:04 pm Evidently. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:04 pm *staaaaaaaaaaare* Lieutenant10 9:05 pm ((GIUWAD:SFUADHUSFD)) verdigrisprowl 9:05 pm ... Either that, or the organic prisoners rotted. Swervester 9:05 pm [nudges Swoop lightly] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:05 pm *nudges back but keeps staring at Soundwave* Osmond 9:05 pm Ah, good point. They do decay a lot faster than us thebestdecepticonleader 9:06 pm Organics can rot? Ew. NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm [[Organics are in a constant state of rotting.]] verdigrisprowl 9:06 pm *shrugs* It just makes them softer. Swervester 9:06 pm Wow NoodlesAtNight 9:07 pm *Soundwave is no longer staring at Swoop* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:08 pm ((OH LORD)) opatoes 9:08 pm Hm. thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm But if they rot, then how do they still look whole? NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm [[They rot in layers. The external ones die and flake away.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:08 pm oh MedicalMurdersaurus 9:08 pm *keeps on staring because he doesn't understand what Soundwave's problem is* verdigrisprowl 9:08 pm *points at the screen* See that. Buzz's whole—complete failure to play along for the sake of this mission. cerebrosurgeon 9:08 pm [Wince.] It's not a pretty proces- Skeletal frameworks are more solid. thebestdecepticonleader 9:09 pm that's almost worse NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm *Looking where Prowl is pointing.* [[Hm?]] verdigrisprowl 9:09 pm For anyone who's ever wondered—this is why I wasn't a field agent. Osmond 9:09 pm Yeah... he didn't do that all too well NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm [[Ohh.]] SCProwl 9:09 pm He wouldn't be very good at undercover work. Swervester 9:09 pm I wouldn't be either. Lieutenant10 9:09 pm It is best left to more charismatic mechs Swervester 9:09 pm I'm a bad liar under pressure. Osmond 9:10 pm *was good at undercover * SCProwl 9:10 pm *was as well* verdigrisprowl 9:10 pm *and prowl appreciated it* rulesandprotocol 9:10 pm I never would have been good at UC work tried it once to help Wheelie with a target, it didn't end well. NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm *At least he never has to worry about Prowl being the one to do that to him. ... Maybe the mech next to him.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm *eventually can't handle focusing on one thing for so long and breaks his one sided staring contest with Soundwave* verdigrisprowl 9:11 pm *mumbles* Imagine an organic pet biting your hardline cable and hauling it all around a building. Awful. Swervester 9:12 pm [huffs] Osmond 9:12 pm Ah... yea, no thanks. NoodlesAtNight 9:12 pm *CRINGES LIKE HELL* *Maybe sorta. Pulls his arm in closer. Over the panel on his side. Yep.* Swervester 9:13 pm I'm concerned for her neck when they break her power. rulesandprotocol 9:13 pm as am I MedicalMurdersaurus 9:13 pm *has no idea what happened while he was staring* What her mad for? verdigrisprowl 9:13 pm I expect that she's got more than enough power to support herself—just not enough to take out Star Command alone. thebestdecepticonleader 9:13 pm ew MedicalMurdersaurus 9:13 pm Ew Lieutenant10 9:14 pm *heavy sighing* Primes, never let a mission turn out to be like this Osmond 9:14 pm Wait wait if she is fighting with pillows is it a pillow fight? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:14 pm ((OH MY GOD this isn't even subtle)) thebestdecepticonleader 9:14 pm I guess, bit one sided though Swervester 9:15 pm Was he even that shy earlier tho verdigrisprowl 9:15 pm He tripped all over his own name. thebestdecepticonleader 9:15 pm everyone gets shy around people they like though MedicalMurdersaurus 9:16 pm Us Dinobots NEVER shy! Lieutenant10 9:16 pm Duly noted thebestdecepticonleader 9:16 pm You will be one day, when you find someone you like verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm He has. He's not shy. opatoes 9:17 pm ((DSAXVC was that zim's va i zoned out and i swear i heard him NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm [[Trust him. Swoop is not shy about that.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:17 pm *is weirdly proud of having people backign up how right he is* verdigrisprowl 9:17 pm ((... kinda sounds like him, don't it?)) rulesandprotocol 9:17 pm Some people just arent shy thebestdecepticonleader 9:17 pm Oh really, someone teach me how to not be shy Swervester 9:17 pm You do'nt look shy NoodlesAtNight 9:17 pm [[It is simple. Step one: Think of something you want to say or do. Step two: Do it.]] opatoes 9:17 pm ((there was one line that just. sounded exactly like him and it startled me thebestdecepticonleader 9:18 pm Romance is hard verdigrisprowl 9:18 pm *huff* Lieutenant10 9:18 pm Be extremely stubborn and deny any feelings you think you might have rulesandprotocol 9:18 pm It really is. Romance is a long complicated game. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:18 pm Be a Dinobot : > Lieutenant10 9:18 pm Or be a Dinobot SCProwl 9:19 pm Don't tell people you're shy. thebestdecepticonleader 9:19 pm I can lead an army with no trouble, but once I have to speak to the person I like... MedicalMurdersaurus 9:19 pm You suck kehehehh Swervester 9:19 pm I like how he emphasizes that he's evil emperor and not just a regular one. verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm No rubble left behind. thebestdecepticonleader 9:19 pm Probably would have been easier if my first target of affection wasn't Megatron verdigrisprowl 9:19 pm I bet they're teleported. Lieutenant10 9:20 pm Likely MedicalMurdersaurus 9:20 pm Gross! verdigrisprowl 9:20 pm *disgusted look* Swervester 9:20 pm Probably. cerebrosurgeon 9:20 pm Well, there's your problem. SCProwl 9:20 pm Oh. The problem isn't that you're shy, Starscream. It's that you have no taste. thebestdecepticonleader 9:20 pm He's not any more NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm [[Consider this instead, then: Find a companion who likes getting orders. Discuss the possibility with them. If they agree, lead them.]] Swervester 9:20 pm [holds face] thebestdecepticonleader 9:20 pm I have other... interests now NoodlesAtNight 9:20 pm *Turns his head away so nobody can see him trying not to be amused by his timeline's Prowl* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:21 pm Me Swoop love Her Bird! Her the best! verdigrisprowl 9:21 pm *mumbles at Soundwave* Well, worked for you. Swervester 9:21 pm .... Hm. NoodlesAtNight 9:21 pm *P O K E R F A C E* rulesandprotocol 9:22 pm Hunter *sighs and starts sucking thumb digit doors laying flat against his back optics off* thebestdecepticonleader 9:23 pm ew NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm @P: [[A /metonymy/ worked for him - but feel free to swap positions next time if you would like a change of pace.]] verdigrisprowl 9:24 pm @S «... Oh, right, I did talk about the metonymy when I was drunk.» MedicalMurdersaurus 9:25 pm mAAAAAAAAAARvalous kehehhehhehh Swervester 9:25 pm Do we ever get a backstory for his evil? Does he have a reason or is he jusdt evil for evil sake NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm @P: [[You did.]] *Light nudge. He's entertained, not upset.* [[He is thankful for that documentary's existence.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:26 pm Because it's fun MedicalMurdersaurus 9:26 pm Him Zerg awesome verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm He suggests it's a family job. Swervester 9:26 pm Oh. Osmond 9:26 pm A family job to be evil? Interesting career choice thebestdecepticonleader 9:26 pm Better than Megatron's reason at least MedicalMurdersaurus 9:26 pm KAHAHHAH nice Swervester 9:26 pm I still can't tell if he's a robot or an organicv in armor. verdigrisprowl 9:26 pm The emperor thing, I meant. He talks about the legacy left by his ancestors. Planet Z has probably been ruled by Zurgs for a long time. Swervester 9:26 pm Ah MedicalMurdersaurus 9:27 pm "Any means necessary" is FUN : > verdigrisprowl 9:29 pm ... Is her species telepathic, too? cerebrosurgeon 9:29 pm [Ah. Hm. Swerve's getting leaned on, that's a little close to home.] rulesandprotocol 9:29 pm must be only reason that type of thinking would work. Swervester 9:29 pm [leans back] Lieutenant10 9:29 pm That would impressive cerebrosurgeon 9:30 pm [Excellent. This is some prime leaning content.] verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm ... For the record, a 167-hour workweek gives them a single hour off a week. thebestdecepticonleader 9:30 pm wow rulesandprotocol 9:30 pm organics need sleep right? usually a lot of it an hour isn't nearly enough. Lieutenant10 9:30 pm Well. That is, thoughtful... verdigrisprowl 9:30 pm What did I say. Teleporter. thebestdecepticonleader 9:31 pm Unless they have a different time system verdigrisprowl 9:31 pm This is translated. rulesandprotocol 9:31 pm but I guess they could be on duty all the time - even when they are sleeping. thebestdecepticonleader 9:31 pm But then why leave out the one hour Lieutenant10 9:32 pm Those planets should not be that close together rulesandprotocol 9:32 pm mandatory possibly? thebestdecepticonleader 9:32 pm That is... weird but I guess rulesandprotocol 9:32 pm like they have to have one hour where they aren't on call? opatoes 9:32 pm ... Did she swear verdigrisprowl 9:33 pm Torture's less effective if there isn't a hope for a temporary reprieve? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:33 pm *rolls onto his back* verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm Good job, there, shooting their own equipment. thebestdecepticonleader 9:34 pm I don't know, I've had both temporary and unending torture and... temporary gives you too much hope verdigrisprowl 9:34 pm *ugh, Prowl sees where this is going.* *leans toward Soundwave* thebestdecepticonleader 9:34 pm *turns away* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm *Leans against. He's here.* Lieutenant10 9:35 pm .... Did Did he just preform mnemosurgery? On an organic? MedicalMurdersaurus 9:35 pm *puts his hands over hsi helm and pushes up to be a bridge* NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm [[It would appear so.]] verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm Mhm. Osmond 9:35 pm *glances at Prowl with a flicker of concern * thebestdecepticonleader 9:35 pm Is it over? verdigrisprowl 9:35 pm It's over. Swervester 9:35 pm [sighs] Lieutenant10 9:35 pm *rubs his face* thebestdecepticonleader 9:36 pm *turns around* verdigrisprowl 9:36 pm ... Never mind. NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm [[Yes. One is your hand.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:36 pm 😕 verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm Last one for the night. NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm *He liked her better when she just phase shifted through things.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:37 pm *walks his feet closer to his hands until he can juuuuust sort of roll up into being standing up* verdigrisprowl 9:37 pm *he likes her better when she does that too* NoodlesAtNight 9:37 pm *Non-brain things.* Swervester 9:38 pm At least they're not altering memories I guess? [not much of a consolation, probably] verdigrisprowl 9:38 pm *stiffly* Not much better. thebestdecepticonleader 9:38 pm Do we know for certain that it didn't? Swervester 9:39 pm Is that the brother? verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm That's the brother. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:39 pm *faces the group* This boring sit blahblah talk time movie. Us go *throws his arms up* DO STUFF! verdigrisprowl 9:39 pm No. rulesandprotocol 9:39 pm Hunter *jumps started by nosie cries* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:39 pm *snaps his head around to look at the crying* thebestdecepticonleader 9:40 pm *more rocking and cooing* verdigrisprowl 9:40 pm *Swoop made a baby cry, he is THIS close to getting bridged out.* NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm *Facepalms.* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:40 pm *walks over to look at the source of all this noise* thebestdecepticonleader 9:40 pm No little one, it's okay rulesandprotocol 9:40 pm *digs through subspace pulls out random sparkling items until finding pacifire and places into Hunter mouth* Osmond 9:41 pm *lightly glares a Swoop, and checks time * oops, got a late night gig. I'll catch y'all later? (( I'm going to call it a night y'all! Sorry for being late, and everyone take care!! Lieutenant10 9:41 pm (( Night night )) NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm ((aaaaa goodnight!)) verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm Later, Jazz. thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm Do you want Hunter back? verdigrisprowl 9:41 pm ... Where is the gig? thebestdecepticonleader 9:41 pm ((night rulesandprotocol 9:41 pm Yeah I'll take him back. NoodlesAtNight 9:41 pm [[...Why are you gagging the sparkling? It is not his fault he is crying.]] rulesandprotocol 9:41 pm //Night Jazz cerebrosurgeon 9:41 pm 〈Night!〉 thebestdecepticonleader 9:42 pm *gently places them in his arms* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:42 pm *has no sense of personal space and all the sense of entitled curiosity so he attempts to stick his face right up next to Hunter* Osmond 9:42 pm Hm? Just Mirage's place. Familiar ground to start *smiles * catch ya around. thebestdecepticonleader 9:42 pm Thank you for letting me hold them, it was wondeful Osmond 9:42 pm *salutes and leaves * verdigrisprowl 9:42 pm ... Maybe I'll come by after this. NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm *Takes note of where Jazz's gig is in the back of his mind* rulesandprotocol 9:42 pm It's a pacifier, *moves crying Hunter away from Swoop attempting to keep the pacifire in his mouth* rulesandprotocol 9:43 pm its supposed to be healthier for him than sucking on his hand, its a comfort thing I guess. MedicalMurdersaurus 9:43 pm *walks around to try to keep looking at the baby* Why him a cry baby? rulesandprotocol 9:43 pm Because its the only way he can communicate his dsipleasure right now thebestdecepticonleader 9:43 pm Because all babies cry MedicalMurdersaurus 9:43 pm Why NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm *Hmm. As long as it's comforting and not a cruelty. He'll settle down.* rulesandprotocol 9:43 pm and your welcome starscream. thank you for holding him for a whiel. verdigrisprowl 9:43 pm Because you were loud. thebestdecepticonleader 9:43 pm It tells you that they need something thebestdecepticonleader 9:44 pm In this case, that they were being scared and needed comfort MedicalMurdersaurus 9:44 pm Me Swoop not being LOUD Lieutenant10 9:44 pm Oh no NoodlesAtNight 9:44 pm [[Again?]] opatoes 9:44 pm Uh. verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *winces* Swervester 9:44 pm Jeez thebestdecepticonleader 9:44 pm *looking away* verdigrisprowl 9:44 pm *winces harder* cerebrosurgeon 9:44 pm /Yikes./ rulesandprotocol 9:44 pm *shutters* Swervester 9:45 pm Her hands are suddenly ten times more threatening. rulesandprotocol 9:45 pm *pats Hunters back* Hunter*calms to sniffles* MedicalMurdersaurus 9:45 pm *doesn't notice the show at all and tries to touch Hunter's face* verdigrisprowl 9:45 pm *guess who's getting bridged?* *it's Swoop* Lieutenant10 9:45 pm That was unnecessary and a violation rulesandprotocol 9:45 pm Hunter *scrunches face whines* NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm *Leans harder into Prowl's shoulder. He'll be any kind of support that's needed.*

[[Thank you for protecting the newbuild.]] MedicalMurdersaurus 9:45 pm *WHOOP no more swoop* Swervester 9:45 pm //wait didn't they meet him before thebestdecepticonleader 9:45 pm Let me know if he needs anything that I can get him, anything at all verdigrisprowl 9:45 pm ((we skipped around to watch all the Nos-4-A2 shows)) Swervester 9:45 pm //oh opkay lmao. that explains it verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm ((this is XL's first chronological appearance)) cerebrosurgeon 9:46 pm 〈Wheezes〉 verdigrisprowl 9:46 pm ((from here on out we'll be watching them in order, I just wanted to watch the Nos ones first lol)) thebestdecepticonleader 9:46 pm Especially to help him stay calm Swervester 9:46 pm //lmao makes sense rulesandprotocol 9:47 pm We'll be okay *pats runs digits over Hunters door wings* verdigrisprowl 9:47 pm ... It's unfortunate that he's so determined to win the approval of someone so mechaphobic. thebestdecepticonleader 9:47 pm To be honest, I see why he's upset rulesandprotocol 9:47 pm Hunter *calms more to mostly hiccups* opatoes 9:47 pm Indeed. It's upsetting. Swervester 9:48 pm That poor desk. verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm "Lousy robots," he says, while one robot is trying to defend him from another. NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[What fool does not change the security codes when someone who has them goes rogue?]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm That desk took on a giant war machine. He has NO gratitude. rulesandprotocol 9:48 pm that shoud be a criminal offense not changing the codes NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm [[And that is a brave, brave desk.]] verdigrisprowl 9:48 pm Maybe the security codes auto-shuffle but the bots know the auto-shuffle algorithm. rulesandprotocol 9:49 pm possibly, but then change the algorithm opatoes 9:49 pm ... thebestdecepticonleader 9:49 pm Maybe people go rogue too often for them to reasonably do that? Lieutenant10 9:49 pm Days behind his paperwork! How could he Swervester 9:49 pm I'd like to rescue that desk. verdigrisprowl 9:49 pm Disgraceful. NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm [[As would he. It would be a valuable employee in any office environment.]] Swervester 9:50 pm I think Magnus would appreciate it way more than this guy verdigrisprowl 9:50 pm *I'd* appreciate it. Swervester 9:50 pm True. NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm [[Agreed.]] Swervester 9:51 pm //do u think anyone's ever rped the desk verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm ((I BET THEY HAVEN'T)) NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm ((omg)) Swervester 9:51 pm //someone should verdigrisprowl 9:51 pm He just.... constantly insults him. For being mechanical. It's vile. cerebrosurgeon 9:52 pm 〈Tempting muse-〉 Swervester 9:52 pm //i mean yes lmao thebestdecepticonleader 9:52 pm I would totally rebel against this guy, at least he isn't as bad as Megatron, but he's pretty bad verdigrisprowl 9:52 pm He shouldn't be in charge of a law enforcement agency. There are so many mechanical citizens in this galaxy, how can he be trusted to adequately serve them? He won't even HIRE them. NoodlesAtNight 9:52 pm *Hm. Nice maneuver, there.* rulesandprotocol 9:53 pm thats a good point Lieutenant10 9:53 pm Talk about glass ceilings with that Commander. Swervester 9:53 pm I guess he's dedicated enough to his job that he'll serve them fairly regardless of feelings? I can't imagine any other reason that isn't favoritism verdigrisprowl 9:53 pm No, I doubt it. Swervester 9:53 pm He could stand to be less phobic regardless. thebestdecepticonleader 9:54 pm Absolutely NoodlesAtNight 9:54 pm [[Perhaps they should try knocking.]] Swervester 9:54 pm Please XR verdigrisprowl 9:54 pm Looks too bouncy to knock on. verdigrisprowl 9:55 pm Ooh. /Nice/ cables. NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm [[Rather.]] thebestdecepticonleader 9:55 pm Honestly this guy is me Swervester 9:55 pm I question why they didn't just fix his program errors that sent him rogue instead of offlining him. Or trying to offline. Swervester 9:56 pm ll of it. verdigrisprowl 9:56 pm Mechaphobia. Lieutenant10 9:56 pm *siiiiighs* Swervester 9:56 pm Low bar, XR. verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm He's so desperate for acknowledgment of any kind. Swervester 9:57 pm Oof. verdigrisprowl 9:57 pm ... Both of them are. thebestdecepticonleader 9:58 pm That's gross opatoes 9:58 pm ... He doesn't have a heart, though. Lieutenant10 9:58 pm He does not deserve that kind of treatment *but understands that immensely* rulesandprotocol 9:58 pm that was a fun movie well show verdigrisprowl 9:58 pm We'll be watching more next time. thebestdecepticonleader 9:58 pm mhm NoodlesAtNight 9:58 pm [[Good! He enjoys most of it.]] Lieutenant10 9:59 pm ((The show was made when I was 4yrs old)) (( Damn)) NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm [[It is a fascinating look into organic enforcing work.]] rulesandprotocol 9:59 pm it really is. NoodlesAtNight 9:59 pm ((y'all makin me feel old now)) opatoes 9:59 pm Thank you for showing this, Prowl. ((wait what year is this show SCProwl 9:59 pm It is nice to see something with slightly less police corruption than the Gotham show. *slightly* Lieutenant10 9:59 pm (( 2000 rulesandprotocol 9:59 pm //I was like 7 Swervester 9:59 pm //iirc i was old enough to watch toy story's debut verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm And especially on the cusp of letting mechanicals into the force. They don't touch on the implications much directly, but it's an historic occasion and you can feel the implications. opatoes 10:00 pm ((... oh, i was like 5 i think?)) verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm ((i was 9 or 10)) thebestdecepticonleader 10:00 pm ((oh wow, now I feel old, I was 8)) NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm ((i was almost out of high school at the cartoon's premiere... ahaha)) Swervester 10:00 pm //same Swervester 10:00 pm //i left highschool 7 years later lmao Lieutenant10 10:00 pm (( Damn, I wasn't EVEN 4, I was 3 when the show aired)) verdigrisprowl 10:00 pm ((this was my thing in 4th grade)) NoodlesAtNight 10:00 pm ((y'all young'ns! get off my apartment complex's lawn *shakes a cane* )) cerebrosurgeon 10:01 pm [Now that he's not distracted, he can actually take stock of who all is arou- Are there two of that guy. Is the holomatter thing happening again. Swerve's being prodded about this.] Swervester 10:01 pm //i was 11 when it aired first thebestdecepticonleader 10:01 pm ((the show didn't air here for a long time though, I was almost in high school)) Lieutenant10 10:01 pm (( Pfffft )) Swervester 10:01 pm [leans at Cerebros questioningly] opatoes 10:01 pm ((i dont think i ever watched disney channel at that time though, i only knew the numbers for cartoon network and nick at the time asdxcv NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm [[He cannot help that Gotham's police force is mostly corrupted. That is one of the main reasons the Batman becomes necessary.]] thebestdecepticonleader 10:01 pm ((Australia gets all tv shows really late, especially back then)) cerebrosurgeon 10:01 pm The- [Oh. It's gone.] Never mind. cerebrosurgeon 10:02 pm 〈We can't go one stream without something weird happening, can we〉 opatoes 10:02 pm ((oh! and animal planet. mostly because they were right next to each other SCProwl 10:02 pm ((legit trying to remember if Prowl's seen anything with Batman in it suddenly thebestdecepticonleader 10:02 pm ((Okay I have to go, night everyone)) Swervester 10:02 pm //i'm debating airing batman animated series on thursdays since i can't find a working version of extinct or alive that works on rabbit rulesandprotocol 10:03 pm *stands with a somewhat cranky Hunter* We should probably get going. NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm ((goodnight! and AAAAAAAAH i would be there with bells on)) cerebrosurgeon 10:03 pm 〈Night!〉 rulesandprotocol 10:03 pm //bye guys opatoes 10:03 pm ((i was thinking of maybe doing batman beyond asdxcvnmbv we all do batman Lieutenant10 10:03 pm Farewell thebestdecepticonleader 10:03 pm Okay, comm me if he needs any help though verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm Evening, alternate. Good to see you. cerebrosurgeon 10:03 pm 〈I have a boxset of Beyond I should stream somet- Hello〉 verdigrisprowl 10:03 pm ((every stream running a different batman show at the same time.)) Swervester 10:03 pm //i'll have to find a working youtube copy of it and i can start next week lmao NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm *ooc vibrating through floor in delight*)) opatoes 10:03 pm ((that would be hilarious adsxcb Swervester 10:03 pm /'/lmao SCProwl 10:03 pm ((i approve opatoes 10:04 pm ((wait youtube? i know watchcartoononline works on rabbit- is it not on there Swervester 10:04 pm //oh is it opatoes 10:04 pm ((i've never had problems with it? Swervester 10:04 pm //if it is then i can stream it from there. i haven't watched tas in ages that was always my fav batman opatoes 10:04 pm ((YEAH SAME it's good!! opatoes 10:05 pm ((i kinda wanna do batman beyond just because i like the concept and i think it just celebrated like... it's 10th or 20th birthday recently? Swervester 10:05 pm //i'll bookmark the page tonight so i can pull it up next thursday cerebrosurgeon 10:05 pm 〈Animated is Very Good. Beyond's my personal favourite. Twentieth!!〉 verdigrisprowl 10:05 pm ((20th birthday)) cerebrosurgeon 10:05 pm 〈Happy Birthday Terry Mcginnis, my favourite boy〉 opatoes 10:05 pm ((man i can't believe it aired in 1998 ((wati 1999 Swervester 10:05 pm //i never watched all of it bc it tended to air while i was still on my way home fro school and i'd only get home in time for the ending NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm ((animated, gotham, both tim burtons, and then the one with the long haired riddler voiced by robert englund. everything else shares all the space right behind that)) cerebrosurgeon 10:06 pm 〈And it's /still/ gorgeous- You need to! You should read the original comics.〉 opatoes 10:06 pm ((the only show i have vivid memories of watching as a kid as much as possible was hamtaro and no one will ever want me to marathon that 😔 NoodlesAtNight 10:06 pm ((man it's your stream do what u want)) Swervester 10:06 pm //tbf i would lao cerebrosurgeon 10:06 pm 〈Every BBeyond comic after New 52 is... A trainwreck. Hamtaro Good〉 Swervester 10:06 pm //i liked hamtaro as a kid but i've never gone looking for it SCProwl 10:06 pm ((tempted to stream Avengers Assemble just to be contrary opatoes 10:07 pm ((adsxcvbvn maybe one day then,, i wouldn't mind watching at least all the english dubbed episodes NoodlesAtNight 10:07 pm ((PFFF)) *Soundwave's going to sneak clean while everyone's doing what they do.* verdigrisprowl 10:07 pm ... All right. Every time we stay late, weird things start happening in here. So we're not staying late tonight. opatoes 10:07 pm ((but there's like 296 episodes so i know i could never show all of it cerebrosurgeon 10:07 pm [Nodding.] Good plan. verdigrisprowl 10:07 pm I'm not tempting fate. opatoes 10:07 pm ... May I take a few drinks, Prowl? Swervester 10:07 pm //we can try anyway lmao SCProwl 10:07 pm *Prowl's going to leave because mun can't focus for shit tonight. appropriate goodbyes were probably made* Swervester 10:07 pm OH good point. verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm Sure. Just don't take the green stuff. It has to be specially transported. opatoes 10:08 pm ... What is the green stuff? Swervester 10:08 pm See y'all next movie nights then. Lieutenant10 10:08 pm *Is just going to borrow a few books and* */book/ it* verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm Mixmaster's. NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm *...Now wants to take the green stuff to find out what it does.* verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm ((*rimshot*)) opatoes 10:08 pm ... Mixmasters? Is it safe to drink? NoodlesAtNight 10:08 pm ((lmao the books)) cerebrosurgeon 10:08 pm Thanks for hosting, Prowl. Night everyone. verdigrisprowl 10:08 pm Yes, but it has to be specially transported. verdigrisprowl 10:09 pm Evening. Lieutenant10 10:09 pm (( I have to get in at least one pun per movie night attended)) opatoes 10:09 pm ... How so? Swervester 10:09 pm Night! /sidles out after putting his chair neatly where it should go opatoes 10:09 pm I assume I shouldn't take a sip, though? NoodlesAtNight 10:09 pm *Nods goodnight to everyone. He heard Prowl say he was going to Jazz's gig, and he suspects that's supposed to be their own time - he'll finish cleaning, get a quick bunt-kiss, and move on, unless told otherwise.* verdigrisprowl 10:09 pm It's got a shock-absorbing cooler. *points at the cooler under the desk.* Sure, you can take a sip. Just don't transport it. opatoes 10:09 pm ... I suppose my tanks are fine for the transportation process, then. opatoes 10:10 pm /Smokescreen's taking a chug of the drink, before getting ready to head off./ verdigrisprowl 10:11 pm *collects up the drinks that need to be taken back, bridges the chairs back into place, and returns the bunt-kiss* verdigrisprowl 10:13 pm ... You wanted to catch me before the show. For something particular, or just to see me? NoodlesAtNight 10:14 pm *Pauses just in front of the bridge that would lead him out.* [[...A little of both - but he does not want to keep you from your appointment. He will tell you Monday.]] verdigrisprowl 10:14 pm I don't have an appointment, I have an idle speculation. What is it? NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm *Considers snapping the bridge closed - but the dragon left more snacks than usual this time. They can afford to burn a little extra energon, just once.*

[[...He was thinking of fully finishing his return to how he looked before. Red instead of indigo.]] verdigrisprowl 10:17 pm *considers this* ... Your teeth will match my paint job better. NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm *His mouth drops into a tiny o shape before breaking into a very wide and open grin*

[[That settles it, then, doesn't it.]] *Nodding.* [[It will take a while to heal. The protometal must be treated a certain way to prevent it from hardening where it is welded. He thought that might be important to know, given our respective lines of work.]] verdigrisprowl 10:22 pm *huff* That wasn't supposed to be an argument in favor of it. But all right. And, noted. Let me know when you'll be vulnerable. NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm [[He will see favorable arguments where he does. And - very well. He shall.]] *Another pause, longer than the other.* [[...Thank you.]] *For a lot of things.* verdigrisprowl 10:25 pm *for what, exactly? Prowl's best guess is the implicit offer to watch over him while he's vulnerable.* Of course. NoodlesAtNight 10:27 pm *For not treating the paint job changes like a huge deal or throwing a fit about the colors, for not scolding him for putting himself in danger to do this, for the offer, for a dozen other things there isn't time or space to write.*

[[All right. He will return home now. Appointments to set. Enjoy your evening, Prowl.]] verdigrisprowl 10:27 pm I will. *... after leaning in for another brief kiss.* NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm *Which he is more than happy to return. Extra nibble. Just to remind him of something he can look forward to in the future.*

*And then he's on his way.* verdigrisprowl 10:29 pm *this new half visor is very convenient.* *and Prowl's on his way as well.*

[svtwish]

❥ ҉   ; yuta | lost in japan

a/n: after much consideration, i’ve finally decided to start writing for nct :-) i recently got way too invested in them & this kinda happened! i hope you enjoy my first nct fic ˃̵ᴗ˂̵ also this isn’t bc yuta is japanese i genuinely thought he’s the type of person to do this

≫ words; 1454

≫ genre; fluff

≫ au; friends-to-lovers!au

≫ pairing; idol!yuta x fem!reader

↳ in which he can’t remember when he last touched you and he suddenly wants to hold you tight.

inspired by; shawn mendes — lost in japan

When was the last time Yuta saw you in person?

He stared at the white ceiling of the NCT dorm, trying to recall how long it’d been since you both had a conversation not over text, but face-to-face.

nakamoto yuta, 09:18 pm

; it’s been really long since i last saw your face

(l/n) (y/n), 09:20 pm

what are you saying, i facetimed you three days ago

nakamoto yuta, 09:20 pm

; no, as in in real life

  i can’t remember when i last heard your voice without the static

(l/n) (y/n), 09:21 pm

nakamoto what are you up to

nakamoto yuta, 09:21 pm

; you’re back in japan, right?

(l/n) (y/n), 09:21 pm

yeah, why

[ all it’d take is one flight we’d be in the same timezone ]

Instantly, he got up from his bunk bed, climbing down the ladder to rummage through the wardrobe.

“What are you doing?” Taeil asked from the comfort of his pillows, raising an eyebrow at the frenzied boy suspiciously.

“I’m going to Japan,” Yuta mumured, pulling out two sets of clothes suited for the season along with a black bag pack.

Taeil’s eyes widened. “You can’t do that.”

“Yes, I can,” he ran off to the toilet to pack a few of his toiletries, coming back to check his phone. “Tomorrow’s a rest day. Japan’s a few hours away. I have time.”

(l/n) (y/n), 09:27 pm

yuta, what are you doing

don’t tell me you’re coming here

[ and i know it sounds crazy

i just wanna see ya

oh, i gotta ask ]

nakamoto yuta, 09:31 pm

; you don’t have any plans tonight, do you

(l/n) (y/n), 09:31 pm

yeah i do it was to sleep

don’t you dare think about coming here

please, you’ll get into huge trouble

nakamoto yuta, 09:32 pm

; too late, i just booked a ticket

“How are you gonna answer to Taeyong? To the manager?” Sicheng looked at Yuta as if he’d gone insane, blocking the exit.

Yuta didn’t reply, just stared at the younger boy, his mind drawing a blank.

“It’s because of Y/N, isn’t it,” Taeil sighed, shaking his head.

“So what if it is?”

“You’re crazy,” Sicheng commented, eyebrows furrowing.

“Yeah, well, I just booked my flight that leaves in two hours, so please move.”

Yuta’s two roommates exchanged looks before coming to a silent conclusion.

“Fine. Just be sure to come back in time,” Taeil threw his pillow at the fellow NCT member, making Yuta flinch.

“We’ll try our best to cover for you, hurry up and go,” his Chinese roommate moved aside, causing a small smile to spread across Yuta’s face.

“Thanks, guys.”

Just before he left the room, Taeil called him one last time.

“Say hi to Y/N for us.”

Yuta smiled at the sound of your name. “Will do.”

[ i could feel the tension

we could cut it with a knife

i know it’s more than just a friendship

i can hear you think bout’ it, yeah ]

nakamoto yuta, 09:47 pm

; yay i got taeil-hyung’s and sicheng’s approval

(l/n) (y/n), 09:48 pm

you still don’t have mine >:(

yuta please go back i don’t want you to get into trouble

nakamoto yuta, 09:48 pm

; i won’t, they’re covering for me

(l/n) (y/n), 09:48 pm

it might not work you dumbass

& i kinda really wanna sleep

turn around and go back home please

nakamoto yuta, 09:49 pm

; i can’t get you off my mind i just want to see you

(l/n) (y/n), 09:49 pm

i’m not your girlfriend, nakamoto

nakamoto yuta, 09:49pm

; we’re not just friends either

Yuta flagged a cab and climbed into the backseat, telling the driver to head to Seoul Incheon Airport.

Three minutes, and still no reply.

[ do i gotta convince you?

that you shouldn’t fall asleep?

it’ll only be a couple hours

and i’m about to leave ]

nakamoto yuta, 09:59 pm

; hey don’t sleep yet

  it’s not even that late

(l/n) (y/n), 10:01 pm

yuta i’m tired

nakamoto yuta, 10:01 pm

; so am i but i’m coming to see you

(l/n) (y/n), 10:05 pm

i didn’t ask you to did i

nakamoto yuta, 10:05 pm

; don’t lie to yourself, you want to see me too

(l/n) (y/n), 10:07 pm

for the love of everything that’s good please turn around and go back home

please, i don’t want you getting into trouble

nakamoto yuta, 10:07 pm

; no

(l/n) (y/n), 10:14 pm

that’s it i’m going to sleep

good night

nakamoto yuta, 10:14 pm

; which hotel are you staying in

 which room

(l/n) (y/n), 10:19

i really hate you right now

hotelbooking_roomnumber.jpg

The Japanese boy smiles as he takes note of your hotel and room number, committing the address and room number to memory before handing the taxi driver the payment and heading to the check-in area of the airport.

(l/n) (y/n), 10:58 pm

have a safe flight, dummy

nakamoto yuta, 10:59 pm

; see u soon

  don’t fall asleep, sleepyhead

(l/n) (y/n), 11:01 pm

just get on the plane already

[ do you got plans tonight?

i was thinking i could fly to your hotel tonight ]

Two and a half hours later, the plane lands in Haneda airport.

“Thank you for flying with Japan Airlines.”

He retrieves his bag from the overhead compartment a little too excitedly, slinging it over his shoulder.

nakamoto yuta, 01:35 am

; i’m half an hour away :)

(l/n) (y/n), 01:37 am

yeah and my eyes are gonna close soon

nakamoto yuta, 01:37 am

; you better not lock me out of your room

(l/n) (y/n), 01:38 am

just get your ass over here

Tucking his phone in his back pocket, he walks off the plane and through immigration with a small bounce in his steps.

[ the only thing i’m thinking ‘bout is you and i

‘cause i can’t get you off my mind ]

nakamoto yuta, 02:00 am

; you’re not asleep, are you?

sorry, the queue for the taxi is really long

(l/n) (y/n), 02:00 am

don’t worry i’m wide awake

i’m re-watching toradora

nakamoto yuta, 02:01 am

; … okay

After ten minutes of being stuck in a long line packed with tourists and locals alike, Yuta manages to get a cab. He says the name of the hotel a little too quickly, watching the moving scenery through the window, wishing the vehicle could go faster.

[ do you got plans tonight?

i was hoping i could get lost in your paradise ]

“Thank you!” Yuta collects his change from the withered old man by the wheel, checking for his belongings before leaving the taxi.

He practically runs through the lobby, not noticing the concierge shooting him an irritated look. Jamming the up button at the elevator, he pulls his phone out for the millionth time that night.

nakamoto yuta, 02:44 am

; i’m coming

(l/n) (y/n), 02:44 am

the door’s open just come in when you’re here

The metal doors of the elevator open with a ding! and Yuta steps in, touching the button with 18 on it.

The number lights up, and suddenly his heart is racing.

[ the only thing i’m thinking ‘bout is you and i

‘cause i can’t get you off my mind ]

His hands are clammy. Will you smile when you see him? What will you be wearing?

Do you miss him as much as he misses you?

The elevator doors open with another ping!, this time a little too soon for his liking. Yuta was starting to regret his impulse decision, nervousness spreading through his body like wildfire.

[ i can’t seem to get you off my mind ]

The lovestruck boy follows the sign and makes a right turn, walking straight ahead while looking out for room number 127.

He notices the door hanging slightly ajar with the help of a doorstopper, the sound of the TV blaring with some anime opening playing.

Closing his eyes, he takes a deep breath before knocking and opening the door, a soft smile playing on his lips when he spots you in an oversized shirt paired with sweatpants, staring at the TV with your head against the pillows.

“Hey,” Yuta breathes, watching as you turn your head and as your lips turn up into a smile that mirrored his.

“Hey.”

He drops his bag onto the floor, kicking off his shoes before striding towards the bed and tackling you into a hug.

You laugh into his shirt, your hands automatically moving to run through his hair.

Relief spreads through his chest, followed by happiness and another not-so-unfamiliar warmth.

“I missed you,” he mumbles into the sheets, lifting himself up a little to get a good look at your face.

His eyes flicker to your lips, and you definitely don’t miss it.

“Just kiss me already, you idiot,” you cup his face, suddenly aware of his body caging you, pinning you onto the comfortable hotel bed. You giggle, noticing Yuta’s face turn red.

He presses his lips onto yours, your hands moving to wrap around his neck with a sigh.

 [ let’s get lost tonight ]

“Ah, Doyoung found out,” the boy comments, scrolling through his messages.

His chest was pressed against your back, his head peering over your shoulder at his phone as you laugh.

“I told you not to come — you’re going to get a beating from them,” you run your fingers over his wrist, glancing at the screen and shaking your head and the angry emoticons sent to Yuta by Doyoung.

“You’re happy I came, though,” Yuta states, and you find that you can’t argue.

“Yeah, okay, I am.”

[ and i can’t seem to get you off my mind ]

[lukewynn]

Denver

Summary: Luke & Sabrina wind their night down in Denver. (NSFW)

@sabrinariccii

Luke

Luke paid for their drinks and carried them back to the car, which drove them to the hotel. He checked into the room, then stepped into the elevator. When they were finally at the room, he unlocked the door and stepped in, setting their drinks down on the small table. He opened a bottle and took a long drink for it. "I'm feeling pretty good right about now." He smiled as he set on the edge of one of the beds.

Sabrina

Sabrina kicked off her shoes and sets her bag on a chair then pulled off her thin sweater. She sat on the bed and leaned back on her hands. "Me too, today was amazing." She said reaching out for the bottle to drink from after him. "This was definitely a great way to start the many adventures we plan to have."

Luke

"What other things do you want to for adventures? "

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:03 PM

"I wanna do scuba diving, i want to sail, travel to other parts of Europe basically backpack through Europe, camp in the mountains. So much. I want to try and make my life an adventure  you know?"

LukeLast Saturday at 11:05 PM

"Oh boy, I haven't thought about going to Europe. I so love camping though, we could definitely do that sometime. We would have to start soon though since it's cooling off."

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:06 PM

"I've only been to Italy and Spain but that's just a start." She chuckled. "How does next weekend sound? If you can get off work."

LukeLast Saturday at 11:07 PM

"Maybe! I'll have to see what I have going on or when my next day off is."

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:08 PM

"Great, you can give me a call." She said before taking a long swig from the bottle then hands it back to him. 'Man it's either hot in here or it's just me. Hope you don't mind but i gotta take this off." She said, pulling her top off.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:09 PM

"Definitely take your clothes off. " he said with a playful smirk, pulling his shirt off so they were even.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:14 PM

“Wow no hesitation there.” She teased but couldn’t help but let her eyes fall on his bare chest. He definitely did work out. “Just So you know I don’t usually do this with just anyone.”

LukeLast Saturday at 11:15 PM

"Karaoke?" He asked teasingly.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:16 PM

“Cute.” She chuckled as she got up to pull off her jeans.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:17 PM

Luke watched her with a small smile. "You're hot." He told her, standing up and wrapping his arm around her to pull her a little close. "And I don't do this with just anyone either. Karaoke or this." He said before moving his lips to hers in a kiss.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:21 PM

“You’re not so bad yourself.” She said with a playful wink. After being pulled close, she moved her hands to rest on his chest. “Well I feel special.” She murmured. She kissed him back, moving one hand to place on the back of his neck.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:26 PM

Luke let his hand roam down her back as they kissed, then up to her bra to unhook the clasps.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:27 PM

Sabrina tossed her bra aside somewhere then started working in unbuttoning his jeans, pushing them down

LukeLast Saturday at 11:28 PM

Luke stepped out of his jeans, then moved to the bed and pulled her into his lap. His kisses were heated as their lips met again, his arms around her.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:30 PM

Her tongue grazed his bottom lip, asking for entry as her fingers tangled into his hair. Her hips slightly grinding into his.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:31 PM

Luke's lips parted, a small groan escaping. He lay back against the bed with his arms still around her.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:34 PM

Sabrina kissed his lips a bit longer before slowly moving down to his chest, peppering him with kisses until reaching the waistband of his boxers. Fingers hooking into them and pulls them down and tosses them aside.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:36 PM

Luke lifted his hips to help get his boxers off. "Take yours off too." He said with a smirk.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:38 PM

She was quick to pull off her underwear, kicking aside. “If you wanted a strip show, I could’ve given you one.” She teased playfully with a smirk.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:40 PM

"I'll keep that in mind for next time. " he chuckled as he gently pushed her back against the bed to kiss her again. His hand moved between her legs to rub her.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:44 PM

She smiled into the kiss before letting out a soft moan at his touch. She deepened the kiss, slightly spreading her legs bit.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:48 PM

He continued to work her up for a long moment before pulling away so he could grab the condom from out of his wallet. He didn't want to forget it, so he rolled it on, his eyes on her. Moving between her legs, he began to kiss her once more.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:50 PM

She bit her lip with her eyes never leaving his as he prepped himself. She cupped his face as they kissed, leaning back down on the bed as she waited for him.

LukeLast Saturday at 11:52 PM

Luke guided himself into her, slowly filling her. He let his lips move to her neck as he began to thrust into her.

SabrinaLast Saturday at 11:54 PM

Her breath hitched when he entered her. Leaning her head back a bit, giving him more access to her neck with her fingers into his hair. She lets out a moan.

LukeYesterday at 12:03 AM

Luke's hips moved into her as his kisses grew more intense on her neck, leaving behind a little mark. He lifted his head to look down at her,  "You feel so good. "

SabrinaYesterday at 12:07 AM

She looked up at him, biting down on her lip as he moved. “You’re so big” she murmured but she liked it. In a quick move, she pushed him to lay back into the bed gently and moved over her. She guided herself down on him until he filled her up and started rolling her hips against his.

LukeYesterday at 8:43 AM

He lay back against the bed, his hands on her hips. "Fuck.." He groaned, his eyes watching her move on top of him. "You're so sexy."

SabrinaYesterday at 8:52 AM

Sabrina smirked as she moved faster on him, biting down on her lip again. She leaned down, hands beside his head to hold herself as she pressed her lips against his.

LukeYesterday at 8:54 AM

Luke cupped her cheek as she kissed him, his lips against hers passionately. When he could feel himself getting closer to the edge, he gripped her hips again and moved against her.

SabrinaYesterday at 8:56 AM

The familiar feeling bubbles in the pit of her stomach. It had meant that she was drawing closer to her climax. She kissed him a bit longer before sitting back up and bouncing herself on him to get closer.  It hadn’t taken her long to hit her high as she let out one last moan.

LukeYesterday at 9:06 AM

Luke managed to hold on until he felt her pulse around him, causing his release. He sighed happily as he looked up at her. "You're so cool." He said with a small laugh.

SabrinaYesterday at 9:07 AM

Sabrina panted a bit as she looks down at him. “Thanks.” She chuckled, pecking his lips before climbing off him and laying on the bed beside him.

LukeYesterday at 9:11 AM

Luke got up and moved to the bathroom to dispose of the condom. When he returned, he lay beside her. "I swear I didn't feel that drunk until I got up just now. " he laughed.

SabrinaYesterday at 9:14 AM

Sabrina moved to pull the blanket from under her and covered herself with it. She looked over at him and laughed, “I almost forgot we had drinks tonight. You really know how to make a girl forget things.” She definitely  not mean that In a bad way.

LukeYesterday at 9:31 AM

He got under the covers and put his arm around her. "I'm tired now. I've drank way too much this week." He joked, pressing a kiss to her cheek.

SabrinaYesterday at 9:39 AM

Sabrina smiled, moving to rest her head on his chest and lightly grazed her fingers against his skin. “Enough to last you a few weeks without drinking?”

LukeYesterday at 9:40 AM

"I don't know if I'd go that far." He shook his head with a smile.

SabrinaYesterday at 9:41 AM

“Well we do have extras to take back home with us.” She said looking over er shoulder at the bottles on the nightstand.

LukeYesterday at 9:43 AM

"Yeah, I don't know why we got so much." He laughed.

SabrinaYesterday at 9:47 AM

“I don’t know either.” She turns back to face him. “Is it weird that I’m pretty bummed out that we leave in the morning now?”

LukeYesterday at 9:48 AM

"Yeah,  I wish we could stay longer too. If I didn't have to work tomorrow afternoon, I would be down to stay another night. "

SabrinaYesterday at 9:53 AM

“I don’t want to go to work either .” She sighed. “But that means we have something else to look forward to. After long days at work, we’ve got camping which I’m most excited about. I haven’t gone since I was 19.”

LukeYesterday at 9:54 AM

"Really?  There are some great camping spots out here. We will definitely go soon. "

SabrinaYesterday at 9:56 AM

“Yeah. This time we can make it longer than one night and probably finish the bottles we buy.” She laughed.

LukeYesterday at 9:57 AM

"Exactly. " he agreed, his hand running along her back. "I have a nice tent and sleeping bags too. Do you like to fish?"

SabrinaYesterday at 9:57 AM

“I wouldn’t say it’s my favorite thing but I know how to.”

LukeYesterday at 9:58 AM

"That's okay,  we can hike and just hang out. I just love being outdoors. "

SabrinaYesterday at 9:59 AM

“No no, we’ll fish too. We can see who can catch a bigger one. We have a whole weekend to do anything.” She smirked playfully.

LukeYesterday at 10:00 AM

"Sounds like a perfect weekend to me. " he yawned, cuddling closer to her.

SabrinaYesterday at 10:02 AM

Smiling, she leaned up and kissed his cheek. “Let’s get some sleep.” She laid her head on his chest again and closed her eyes to try and sleep.

LukeYesterday at 10:04 AM

Luke wrapped his arm around her, "Goodnight." He said softly as he drifted off easily.

[sswifts]

New Year’s Day

Based on New Year’s Day by Taylor Swift :))))

You and Dylan throw a New Year’s party in his apartment.

You can listen to the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEmcVL1WJgk

11:59 pm, December 31, 2017

“Three…two…one! Happy New Year!!!” cheers sounded all through the apartment, people throwing their arms in the air and taking swigs of their drinks.

Dylan placed his hands on your lower back, kissing you softly and gently but still making you melt. Your hands moved up from his neck to his cheeks and pushed your body closer to his, feeling warm but more than anything, you felt at home.

“Happy New Year, baby,” he whispered to you, forehead against forehead. You tried not to smile so big, but couldn’t help the grin that overtook your face.

“Happy New Year to you,” you replied. You place another kiss to his lips; short and sweet.

A guy you didn’t know that well raised his red cup in the air and everybody turned to look at him as he began to speak.

“Hey thanks to Dylan for throwing this fucking awesome party!” he toasted, and everybody else agreed by raising their cups and drinking.

You turned back to the man of the hour, your man, and motioned your hands in front of you aimlessly.

“Guess you’re pretty popular now,” you said, winking at him as you took him by the arm and led him to dance.

“Haha, very funny,” he replied, rolling his eyes as he followed after you.

2:47 am, January 1, 2017

The music had stopped playing a while ago but nobody seemed to notice. People were chatting quietly, some stumbling around with half empty drinks. Streamers and glitter covered the floor, the dreadful thought of having to clean it all up soon passing through your mind. All your closest girlfriends stumbled up to you to bid their goodbyes. They gave you long, drawn out hugs and mumbled incoherent words that sounded something like “I love you so much I hope you get some tonight”.

You hadn’t drank that much; you just shared a cup with Dylan all night so you made sure all your friends got cabs and nobody forgot their heels, which had been taken off at midnight as a celebratory declaration that they were going to “dance forever this year”, as their tipsy mouths had put it.

Dylan’s best friend, Tyler Posey, had left earlier, asking you once more before he left if you were sure you didn’t want him to stay and help out in any way.

“No, I got it. Me and Dyl will definitely clean this up tomorrow, though, not right now.” You assured him, rubbing his arm as you led him to the door.

He kissed your temple and wrapped his muscular arms around you. “Okay, okay. I’ll see you guys later. Goodnight, Y/N.” he smiled at you in the doorway.

“Night, Posey.” You said, closing the apartment door as he turned and walked down to the elevator.

As the last of your friends left, Dylan came up behind you sleepily and wrapped his big arms around the front of you, squeezing you but not too tight. You felt secure, happy, safe. You laid your arms on top of his and smiled down at the way you two looked together. You were both so in love with each other and it never failed to make you feel fuzzy and tingly inside.

“M’sleepy, babe,” Dylan mumbled into your collarbone, then turning you around to face him.

“You should go get in bed, then. I’ll be there in a second.” You said, lifting his head to look into his amber eyes. You placed a soft and lazy kiss on his lips. Dylan smiled at you then let go of your body and made his way to the bathroom.

You smiled at his form disappearing into the unlit room, thinking about what your friends had said earlier.

“I hope you get some tonight, Y/N,” they had told you, giggling and placing their fingers to their lips like it was a secret that you had sex with your boyfriend.

You wrapped your arms around your torso where Dylan’s had just been, holding yourself and smiled. You realized how tired you were as well and watched him leave the bathroom after brushing his teeth, also having replaced his dark jeans with gray sweats and taking his shirt off. You thought about how much better this was than “getting some”.

You let your arms fall down and walked to the bedroom, changing into your own pajamas; a pair of sweats that matched Dylan’s and a Mets t-shirt. You wiped your face clean of your makeup in the bathroom and followed suit after Dylan, brushing your teeth last and climbing under the covers.

Dylan rolled to face you and opened his eyes.

“The party was fun, babe,” he said in a low voice, sleep taking over him. You smiled even though the bedroom was dark and curled up next to him, one leg laying over his and your head against his pec.

“Mhm,” you agreed, snuggling closer to your love. Neither of you said anything else.

11:52 am

You woke up and the sun shone through the window, making you squint and rub your eyes. You realized how cold your feet felt and wiggled your body as if cocooning yourself deeper into the mattress and blankets.

Dylan’s hand shifted when you did, and you discovered in your sleep that you had rolled onto your other side but he never let go of you. His arm tightened around you and pulled your backside closer to his front. You felt his bicep flex and exhaled contentedly, wriggling your butt against his crotch.

“Mm,” he said. You grinned as he started to wake up, moving your hips back and forth against his sweats.

“Mmmm,” he said again and you let out a small laugh.

“Babe,” he lifted his head and pushed your hair aside, kissing your shoulder and neck then your cheek.

“Yeah?” you said casually, as if what you were doing wasn’t turning him on, even if he was only half awake.

He flipped you over to face him, pinching at your side because he knows how ticklish you are there.

“Ah – hey!” you squealed. You jumped up from the mattress then lay back down, shielding yourself with the blankets up to your chin and your face against Dylan’s chest. He pulled you into his arms and kissed you all over your head.

“We gotta clean up everything from last night.” He said into your hair.

You groaned and didn’t make any movements to get up and start.

“As much as I’d love to stay right here,” Dylan said as he ran his fingers through your hair and you hummed at the feeling.

Throughout the afternoon, both of you finally exited the bedroom, got something to eat, and started cleaning the apartment. You laughed at the Polaroid pictures people had taken then left forgotten on the floor. You disposed them with the rest of the trash, because most of them were too embarrassing. And although you had tried to make sure everyone remembered to take their shoes and other belongings with them when they left, you still had some coats and lipsticks lying around. By late afternoon, there wasn’t that much glitter remaining on the floor, but you vacuumed and picked up every piece you could see. The trash was full of red cups and bottles and streamers among food crumbs and plastic utensils and champagne corks.

You and Dylan put all the cleaning supplies away and spent the rest of the day relaxing. You were cuddling on the couch, your feet stretched out in front of you and your legs intertwined. He had an arm over your shoulder and your arm was behind his back pressed into the couch. Your body curled into his side and you held hands in between your bodies.

“Happy New Year’s Day,” he said, running his thumb over your hand. You laughed at his goofiness and squeezed his hand.

“Happy New Year’s Day, Dyl,” you repeated.

“You and me, baby. It’s our year.” He said. You leaned up to look at him.

“Why this year?” you asked. He shrugged.

“I don’t know. Because we barely saw each other this year since I was always working.” He said, but you could tell he was just giving you a random reason.

You turned and laid your head against him again and shook your head.

“No, not this year. Not just this year. You and me forever.” You corrected.

He looked down at you, your forehead and the bridge of your nose since it was all he could see. His lips curled up into a smile as he looked over at your hands together.

“You’re right, Y/N.” he agreed, and you nodded your head.

You sat in silence for a moment.

“You and me forevermore.” He said quietly, and kissed the top of your head.

Let me know what you think! There’s an idea I have for a Stiles Stilinski Christmas story but I haven't started it and.....yeah. I’m just being lazy.

Thank you SO much to @minhosmeanhoe and @mf-despair-queen for starting Holi-Dyl’s because I haven't written or FINISHED a fic in so long and this is getting me back into the groove of it. I love both of yall’s writing so much and I’m really excited to see everyone else’s work if you participate in Holi-Dyl’s week!!!!!!

[dannybnnt]

Suspicion

Summary: Isley sees a text from Daniel’s ex-wife that causes concern. (TW: abuse)

@isleydrewwhittaker

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:21 PM

Isley nodded as Daniel told her he was going to get in the shower, returning to her laptop. She felt like she had been on Pinterest for three days, but in reality it had only been the last hour or so. As she added another pin to her house board, she felt her phone vibrate. She reached over to pick it up without looking, reading the text. We still on for tomorrow night? The text read. Confused, she looked at the name. Avery. All of a sudden, her heart stopped. Everything came together in that moment. She didn't know if she should say something, so instead she just threw the phone back where it was and waited for Daniel to come out.

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:26 PM

After a long day at work, Daniel had been glad to get home and eat dinner with Isley. As they settled down for the night, he decided to shower before going to bed so he moved to the bathroom to clean up for the night. When he finished, he walked in with a towel around his waist. "Are you still looking at house stuff on that website?" He asked with a laugh as he walked to the dresser.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:27 PM

"Yep." Isley replied. Closing her laptop, she turned to him. "So, I was thinking. Date night tomorrow night?"

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:29 PM

"I've got some work stuff going on the next couple of evenings." He grabbed a pair of boxers to pull on. "We should do something fun this weekend though."

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:31 PM

"Oh yeah? I don't remember putting anything on your calendar." She said nonchalantly as she pretended to be distracted by her phone.

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:31 PM

"Maybe I forgot to tell you about it." He shrugged and moved to the bed to lay down. "I'm freaking tired."

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:33 PM

"Me, too." She yawned to prove her point. "New client?"

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:33 PM

"One of my old clients wants me to look over some things." He shrugged.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:35 PM

"Does this old client also happen to be your old wife?" She asked, putting her phone down and facing him.

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:35 PM

Daniel looked over at her with furrowed eyebrows "Are you going through my phone?"

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:36 PM

"No, of course not, I'm not your ex wife. Your phone vibrated and I picked it up, thought it was mine. Figured out it wasn't when Avery asked me if we were good for tomorrow night."

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:38 PM

He wanted to meet with Avery and decide if he was going to take her on as a client- if they could be professional in that kind of situation. He was going to wait to tell Isley until he had made a decision, so he was thrown off by Isley finding out first. "It's what I said it was." He said calmly, not wanting to escalate the situation.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:38 PM

"Right, that explains why you hid it from me."

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:39 PM

"I didn't hide anything." He rolled his eyes.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:40 PM

"Well you definitely didn't tell me. Seems like meeting up with your ex wife is something you should tell your current girlfriend."

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:41 PM

"I didn't think so." He said with a shrug as he grabbed his phone to reply to Avery.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:43 PM

“You didn’t think so.” Isley repeated.

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:44 PM

"I didn't. Are we good? Can we move on?"

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:44 PM

“Sure. Last thing, if it wasn’t that big of a deal, why didn’t you just tell me? Either the first time, or when I asked what you were doing? That sounds like lying to me.”

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:45 PM

"I didn't fucking lie." He took in a breath, trying not to get mad. "Just drop it."

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:47 PM

“What is it with you and telling me to drop things that are obviously important?”

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:47 PM

"Why is it important?" He set his phone down.

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:49 PM

“Because, Daniel, you weren’t truthful!”

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:49 PM

He sighed, resting his head against the headboard. "It's just... Not your business."

Isley-Last Wednesday at 11:58 PM

Isley scoffed. “Okay, please explain to me what you mean by that.”

Daniel-Last Wednesday at 11:59 PM

"I can have some parts of my life to myself. That's all."March 29, 2018

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:01 AM

“And your ex wife, a woman you spent your whole life with, is something you should keep to yourself. I shouldn’t know about it at all. Just a man and his ex wife.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:02 AM

He understood where she was coming from but he was embarrassed that he was helping Avery the first time she spoke to him. He looked down at his hands and shrugged. "I'll tell you next time."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:03 AM

“Okay, so there’s going to be a next time?”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:03 AM

"Well, I don't know. Maybe."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:04 AM

“Daniel. You sound like a school girl who’s deciding whether or not she’s going out with the quarterback again.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:04 AM

"It's not like that." He rolled his eyes. "I don't want to talk about it anymore."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:06 AM

“Oh what, is it more serious?” She scoffed again, then reigned it in. “If you can’t tell, this is making me very uncomfortable and honestly, pretty insecure.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:08 AM

"We are divorced. It is over. I'm not thinking about getting back together with her or anything along those lines. I'm with you and.. That's that."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:09 AM

“So then why are you having clandestine meetings with her? Because it doesn’t make me want to trust you very much.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:09 AM

"Don't look through my shit and this won't happen." He shook his head. "She just needed my help with something."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:13 AM

“I didn’t look through your shit. Like I said, I’m not Avery. I had no reason to look through your shit. I thought it was mine.” Isley took a deep breath, resisting the urge to lash out. “What does she need help with?”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:14 AM

Daniel did not feel the need to tell her any of this but he could tell she wasn't going to let any of it go. "I didn't really ask her. She said she fired her other lawyer and needed help. I asked her if Drew could help and she said she wanted me to. So we are meeting for a consultation."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:14 AM

She nodded. “Okay. Thank you.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:18 AM

He agitated now so he stood up to walk out to the kitchen and get a drink of water. He tried not to look so into the fact that she didn't trust him but it did bother him. He entered the room again and leaned against the doorway. This felt too much like nights with Avery, only Avery would have lost her shit the second another woman texted him instead of even asking. "I think I'm gonna sleep in the guest room tonight.."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:20 AM

Isley leaned back against the headboard. She felt better about the situation, that was, until Daniel came back and spoke. “Wait, what? Why, baby?”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:21 AM

"I just want to sleep alone, I don't know." He walked to the bed to grab his pillow.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:22 AM

Daniel never wanted to sleep alone. He always told her he slept better with her. “Daniel, we agreed to not let the sun set on anger.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:23 AM

"I'm not angry. I'm just.." He shook his head. "You don't trust me and that really sucks. I didn't want this to be like a thing so I was going to wait until I talked to Avery before I talked to you."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:28 AM

“I do trust you. I said it doesn’t make me want to trust you. I just got scared when I saw the text is all.” Isley laughed bitterly. “Maybe if I actually had read your texts, I’d have known.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:29 AM

"So, we're good?" He asked softly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:30 AM

“We’re good. Are you still gonna sleep in the guest room?” She asked tentatively.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:30 AM

"I can sleep in here if you want me to." He gave her a small smile.(edited)

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:31 AM

Isley nodded meekly, holding a hand out to him. “Please.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:32 AM

He put his pillow back in it's spot and climbed into bed again. "This makes me nervous... It feels like the exact kind of fights that Avery and I would have." He admitted quietly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:34 AM

“I literally would not have cared if it was anybody other than your ex wife.” She said, scooting next to him.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:34 AM

He nodded his head and put his arm around her. "Okay. I'm sorry."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:36 AM

“Me too, baby.” She kissed his cheek. “See, look. This is how real couples fight. We argue, and then we talk about it, and it’s solved. And we’re stronger for it.” She laughed. “This is new to us.”(edited)

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:38 AM

"It's new to me too. I'm used to just disagreeing and not talking for days." He shrugged.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:40 AM

“Yeah, I’m used to trying not to disagree and then-you know what, I’m gonna stop there. Gotta work on the oversharing thing.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:41 AM

"You can share this with me though. I don't want you to feel like you can't talk to me."

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:44 AM

“Honestly, it’s pretty brutal. Not really a good conversation.” She shifted uncomfortably, moving away from him. Suddenly being touched felt wrong.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:47 AM

He watched her in confusion "We don't have to talk about things like that, I just want you to know that you can when you need to." he said softly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:47 AM

She nodded, feeling frantic. “I’m, uh, gonna go shower.” She said, feeling like her skin was crawling.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:51 AM

"Okay.." he bit his lip, watching her. "Are you okay?"

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:54 AM

“Uh huh!” Her voice was a little high pitched and shaky as she tore off her clothes in the bathroom and stepped into the shower, turning the water on as hot as it would go and sinking to the floor, scrubbing her skin to get Julian off it.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 12:56 AM

Daniel wasn't sure if he should follow her or not. He stayed behind on the bed, listening to make sure she was okay.

Isley-Last Thursday at 12:58 AM

She began to hyperventilate. She hadn’t had a panic attack since she and Daniel had gotten together, but she was having a full blown one now. As she hyperventilated, she finally realized she had started to sob.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:00 AM

When he heard her start to cry, he got up and tentatively walked to the bathroom. "Isley?" He said just loud enough to hear over the water. He opened the shower door to find her on the floor. He reached over to hit the faucet and turn it off before he moved to sit next to her, slowly reaching out to try to give her some comfort.

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:02 AM

She didn’t register who it was when Daniel stepped into the shower. She continued to scratch at her skin, but flinched when she saw a hand reach out to her. “Please don’t hurt me.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:04 AM

"Why would I hurt you?" he looked down to see the she was scratching at her skin. Panic tore through him, unsure what to do. "Baby, you're hurting yourself.. Let's get out of the shower."

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:12 AM

Daniel calling her baby brought her somewhat out of her panic. Still hyperventilating, she realized how Daniel was looking at her. Looking down at her shaking hands, she looked back up at him and nodded.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:14 AM

He stood up and reached his hand out to offer to help her up. "Do we need to go to the hospital?"

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:16 AM

She took his hand and weakly stood. She shook her head at his question, and started saying, “I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry...”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:17 AM

He shook his head as he grabbed a towel and gently tried to help her dry off. "It's okay... I just want to know that you're okay."

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:21 AM

She shook as he towelled her off, unmoving. Knowing that it was Daniel kept her from reacting to the fact that he was touching her. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” She kept repeating, utterly ashamed that he was seeing her like this.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 9:05 AM

He wrapped the towel around her once he has dried her off enough. "Let's go lay down." he was scared to touch her too much since she had thought he was going to hurt her before so he just held his hand out to her.

Isley-Last Thursday at 10:40 AM

The more she recognized Dan’s voice, the more she calmed down. Taking his hand, she stood again, a little bit stronger. Following him to the bed, she gently laid down, facing him. As he laid beside her, Isley reached out and touched his face, feeling it to make sure he was real and it was him instead of Julian.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:06 PM

He lay down, watching her quietly. He wondered if he had triggered this and it worried him. When she touched his face, he carefully moved a little closer to her.

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:15 PM

She couldn’t look at him, she was so embarrassed. Instead, she moved closer to him as well, her attack subsiding. “I’m sorry.” She whispered again.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:16 PM

"Are you okay?" he spoke quietly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:32 PM

“Yeah, I just...sometimes when I think about it too much I have panic attacks. I’m sorry you had to see that.” She said shakily.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:33 PM

He nodded his head "I'm sorry if I brought that on... I wasn't trying to."

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:56 PM

“Oh baby, no. I started thinking about it and then I started to panic. It had nothing to do with anything you did, you were perfect. You are perfect.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 1:58 PM

"Does this happen often?" he asked softly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 1:59 PM

“I haven’t had one since we got together, but before that...yeah, once every week or two.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 2:00 PM

"Have you seen someone about all of this? Or do you think it would help?"

Isley-Last Thursday at 2:01 PM

“I don’t know, it’s a little embarrassing...”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 2:03 PM

"I don't think you need to be embarrassed. People go to therapy all the time." he gave her a small smile.

Isley-Last Thursday at 2:04 PM

“No, I mean it’s embarrassing that I stayed with him for so long, and it’s embarrassing what I let him do to me.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 2:05 PM

"That isn't embarrassing, baby. A therapist isn't going to judge you for that."

Isley-Last Thursday at 2:53 PM

“It is embarrassing. And I’m humiliated that you just saw all that.” She still didn’t look up at him, keeping her gaze focused on his chest.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 2:55 PM

He bit his lip, unsure of what to say. "I'm just sorry that you're still dealing with all of that.. I didn't know."

Isley-Last Thursday at 2:56 PM

“Well it was four years, and I just got out of it a year ago after my father died.” She sighed. “If it’s too much, I get it.”(edited)

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:11 PM

"No.. It's not too much. I just want to know how I can help."

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:33 PM

“Are you sure? I swear I haven’t had one since we got together, so I won’t be having them often.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:34 PM

"I promise I can handle it." He said with a nod. "I have so much baggage too, it's not like I can complain about panic attacks." He tried to joke lightly.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:35 PM

Isley laughed lightly, finally looking up at him. “Okay. Thank you.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:36 PM

"I love you." He told her with smile.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:36 PM

“I love you, too.” She snuggled into his chest.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:39 PM

He wrapped his arms around her. "Maybe we should go to sleep before anything else happens." He joked.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:46 PM

“Sounds good. Will you check me out first? Make sure I don’t have any scratches too bad?” She asked, standing and letting the towel fall to the floor.(edited)

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:48 PM

Daniel sat on the edge of the bed and examined her, frowning at the scratch marks on her body. "There are a couple that are bleeding a little..  Let me go see if I have band-aids." He stood up.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:50 PM

She nodded, wrapping her arms around herself for a moment. While waiting for Daniel, she pulled on a pair of panties and a tee.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:51 PM

He moved into his bathroom to look for the first aid kit he knew he had bought a long time ago. When he found it, he pulled out a few band aids and alcohol wipes. "I don't know if you want me to use these but maybe just in case?" He asked, holding the wipes up to show her.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:52 PM

She nodded and watched him as he tenderly began to take care of her. “Oh how the tables have turned, am I right?”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:53 PM

He wiped her scratches off and chuckled at her words. "You did tell me I'd have to take care of you at some point."

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:54 PM

“Betcha didn’t think it’d come so soon.” She teased, running a hand through his hair.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:54 PM

He shrugged, his fingers pulling the paper from the band aid. "I don't think you being hurt is something I'd ever be prepared for."

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:55 PM

“That’s a good thing. I don’t think I ever would be, either.”

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:56 PM

He leaned forward to press a kiss to her skin, then stood to throw the band aid wrappers away.

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:57 PM

“Thank you, baby.” She said softly as she got comfortable on her side of the bed.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:58 PM

He lay down beside her and wrapped his arm around her "Tonight has sucked all around."

Isley-Last Thursday at 3:58 PM

“Definitely. Let’s not do that again.” She chuckled.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 3:59 PM

"Sounds like a plan to me." He closed his eyes. "Only happy times." He said playfully.

Isley-Last Thursday at 4:00 PM

“Mmhmm. I’m exhausted.” She said, yawning, closing her eyes, and wiggling herself closer to him.

Daniel-Last Thursday at 4:00 PM

"Goodnight." He said, his breathing slowing quickly as he fell asleep.

[oukis]

read at your own risk

if you want to experience true hell read below the read more

On 1/27/17, at 10:31 AM, shrekugami nerd wrote:

> i need to know how mermaids have sex it's killing me

On 2/20/17, at 3:37 PM, Jo Kay wrote:

> Do gods even have poopholes

On 2/20/17, at 5:47 PM, emily | scarf wrote:

> it’s very important to Kermit that Yato’s buttcheeks maintain maximum suppleness

On 2/25/17, at 8:58 PM, bluism wrote:

> pip spray me with the holy water of kinkshame after tonight bc im about to write pure sin

On 2/25/17, at 11:23 PM, Wolf wrote:

> Nuns don't have sex Blue

On 4/14/17, at 12:33 PM, maddie wrote:

> if I get pizza am I consuming the milk of cows meant to nourish their precious children but instead used for my sick pleasure

On 4/18/17, at 10:57 PM, maddie wrote:

> why don't i have a wife in this chat. is it my nipples

On 4/18/17, at 11:48 PM, maddie wrote:

> can we just add them so i can show my dick hand and them sleep in peace

[13:03] Sunny not Sunhee: when you get fed far too much extremely good food and you wonder if you're a lamb being prepared for slaughter. Oh well at least I know I'll be a tasty Indian lamb curry

On 4/23/17, at 4:11PM, Gio wrote:

> can this chat go a full day without someone saying the word vore

On 4/23/17, at 11:19 PM, emily | scarf wrote:

> maybe the real hafuri was all the kinks we shamed along the way

On 4/24/17, at 11:14 PM, maddie wrote:

> maybe i really was easter sex

maddie - Today 8:28 PM

> to be fair everytime i accidentally taste my pills i feel like I've just given satan a rimjob

I N K- Today 9:08 PM > Ohmygosh I have to tell you the time I had to explain to my mom about alien sex in space

On 4/30/17, at 1:02 PM, maddie wrote:

> my nipples are better protecrted than the gods greatest secret excuse you

[5/1/17, 1:25:26 PM] maddie: after i showed u my dick hand

[5/1/17, 1:25:32 PM] paperypiper: doc

[5/1/17, 1:25:43 PM] maddie: pls pip my dick hand is already in there once

[5/1/17, 1:25:52 PM] maddie: i don't want this to be the new nipples

On 5/5/17, at 12:54 AM, Gio wrote:

> i leave for a few hours and scarf has new kinks

On 5/10/17, at 10:11 PM, Mrs. 707 wrote:

> omg I only introduced myself as daddy LETS TRY THIS AGAIN HI NUGG I'M ALIA

On 5/10/17, at 10:16 PM, maddie wrote:

> I never talk about my nipples!!! I have to protect them because you all are always bringing them up

> defend their honor

maddie - Today 9:20 PM

> I have the healthiest vagina here I bet

[10:13:22 PM] maddie: every time i see an uncircumcised penis i want to cry they're so beautiful

On 5/24/17, at 6:41 PM, shanna ☆ wrote:

> reverse vore is making a baby and giving birth through your mouth

On 25/5/17, at 22:18 PM, emily | scarf wrote:

> gotta fuck the cupcake

On 5/30/17, at 21:59, maddie wrote:

>yato looks oddly calm and placid for being taken from the back either kermit has a small peen or yato has a gaping asshole

On 5/31/2017, at 23:37, bluism wrote:

> why make a competition out of those two presidents when Obama was the daddiest of them all

yatorihell - Today 4:30 PM

> IF GAME OF THRONES FINAL SEASON GETS DELAYED TO 2019 IM OIGN TO RIP MY TITS OFF

Wolf - Today 5:58 PM

>The only day where you can kinkshame me, get it while it's hot

On 6/5/17, at 8:58 PM, maddie wrote:

> gio half of me want to make sweet and passionate love to you behind a dumpster at taco bell and the other half wants to kill you

On 6/10/17, at 12:50 AM, maddie wrote:

> someone had to lovingly shade the clefts in those ass cheeks

On 6/11/17, at 9:31 PM, paperypiper wrote:

> nug he fucked the chicken

On 6/12/17, at 1:27 PM, Hiyori's gf wrote:

> She's 12 and talking about anal beads please drag her

[19:42:09] Yatorihell: Calm the fuck down you uncouth toddler shit stain

On 6/13/2017, at 9:31, Paperypiper wrote:

> if you're maddie you can shove everything up your ass

On 6/14/2017, at 2:50AM, bluism wrote:

> is it true that when you turn 18 you get free dicks for life

On 6/15/17, at 1:17 AM, briitine wrote:

> I wanna look like a moist biscuit not Sasquatch

On 6/20/17, at 10:20 AM, Yatorihell wrote:

> To aliens maybe humans look like their dicks

On 6/20/2017, at 22:52, maddie wrote:

> hey. asking for a friend. you guys ever get nipple lint

On 6/20/2017, at 22:55, maddie wrote:

> what was that you fucking breaded chicken breast

On 6/20/2017, at 22:55, Maddie wrote:

> I'm going to die alone with only my inverted nipples to keep me company

On 6/20/2017, at 22:57, gio wrote:

> maddie what’s the science behind nipples being the shade of your perfect nude

On 6/21/17, at 10:52 PM, shanna ☆ wrote:

> id rather blow a whale than get humped by a dolphin

[6:27 PM] I N K A Y: When two unicorns are having sex they sound like wind chimes

On 6/25/17, at 9:44 PM, paperypiper wrote:

> fisting isn't important to everyone

On 6/27/17, at 6:11 PM, maddie wrote:

> i hate not being in call but being in the text i feel like a kid with polio in the fifties sitting in a wheelchair while the other children play on the playground

On 6/27/17, at 6:23 PM, shanna ☆ wrote:

> wtf maddie no one gets fisted by Roy mustang but me

On 6/27/17, at 11:52 PM, emily | scarf wrote:

> if you think abt it

> vore is representative of how we are all devoured by the dominant ideological hegemonies of capitalism,

> ....

> hot

6/30/2017, at 10:57 PM, Yatorihell wrote:

> sword or dagger

Bluism: > whichever is least painful to shove up my ass I guess

7/3/2017, at 16:19, emily|scarf wrote:

> sleeping with Gio was soft and warm like a mash potato

On 7/6/17, at 7:40 PM, bluism wrote:

> I'm going to lick his nipple tassel  and you can’t stop me

On 7/11/17, at 10:39 AM, Yatorihell wrote:

> FUCK YOU MY AUTOPUSSY IS INDESTRUCTIBLE

On 7/11/17, at 9:20 PM, shanna ☆ wrote:

> my toddler vagina creates miracles

On 7/19/17, at 10:09 PM, scarf | emily wrote:

> I come back to noragami height discourse and daikoku's lethal dick

On 7/22/17, at 23:01, maddie wrote:

> if donuts weren't meant to be fucked why do they have holes

On 7/31/17, at 18:41, blusim wrote:

>I love voring my loved ones

On 8/2/17, at 4:23 PM, maddie wrote:

> real sex is sobbing in the missionary position for the 2 minutes it takes to come

On 8/5/17, at 4:16 PM, bluism wrote:

> who's my baby daddy? the lord

On 8/7/17, at 18:15, Bluism wrote:

do yiu thubk hiyori's tail workds like a dick

On 8/12/17, at 10:39 PM, bluism wrote:

> im only a hoe for one man and that's the lord

On 8/12/17, at 10:42 PM, bluism wrote:

> bitch catch me at a church sucking sin from both men and women left and right

On 8/14/17, at 10:21 PM, jay wrote:

> i'm gonna start a gofundme to help achieve my dream of being vored by a giant plush shark

On 8/18/17, at 12:09 PM, Yatorihell wrote:

> vore, pip, vore

On 8/18/17, at 12:13 PM, scarf | emily wrote:

> Nevore

On 8/19/17, at 1:14 PM, bluism wrote:

> i birthed the lord jesus christ you judas believer

[On 8/29/17, at 4:17 PM],Wolf wrote:

> The three nippleteers

On 9/10/17, at 12:24 AM, maddie wrote:

> anyways i'm done eating ham straight from the bag in my underwear in the kitchen at midnight

On 9/19/17, at 11:04 PM, maddie wrote:

> i type with my nipples first

On 9/23/17, at 12:56 PM, Mrs. 707 wrote:

> nope im saving myself for satan

On 9/23/17, at 5:51 PM, soukohoe wrote:

> no that's illegal in the state of Texas as both homicide and incest

On 9/25/17, at 12:29 AM, vore queen wrote:

> I came here to sin and vore and I'm all vored out

On 9/26/17, at 1:24 PM, maddie wrote:

> anna is leonardo davinci and i am leonardo doujinshi

On 9/26/17, at 9:51 PM, I N K wrote:

> You don't have to buy dead bodies, you just make them

On 11/2/17, at 12:01 AM, maddie wrote:

> you come into my home on the day of my lamppost orgy

On 11/2/17, at 12:01 AM, gio wrote:

> also unrelated to fucking lamps but i found this really neat shark onesie at target today let me show you

On 11/2/17, at 9:07 PM, paperypiper wrote:

> scarf your giving tree smut crashed my wifi