#it's been a bit

[bookwyrminspiration]

just for fun because it's been a while and there r new people, did y'all know I made a which kotlc character do you remind me of uquiz a few years ago?

[poemsnotpromises]

Daydreaming

When you are

gone we will

paint the walls

black to hide

the grease stains

and our collective

sins, never speaking

of you again but

always remembering

this with a nod

and a sigh.

We will call this

our responsible era

which was preceded

by our silent era

which was preceded

by our apologetic era

which was preceded

by our sleepy era

and before that

was anyone's guess

and anyone's girls.

[cmpumkin-arts]

Commissions are open!

Hi- after being perished from covid I have finally worked on re opening my commissions! There is 25 slots open currently through Ko-fi

I am currently doing Sketch, Flats, Render, Chibi drawings and icons (25$usd)

I will not draw: -NSFW -Extreme gore -Hate Art

otherwise I will draw pretty much anything else!

[hassanofthefrostedmuffins]

☕️faux-italian restaurants like Olive Garden

Hmm. Personally, towards the restaurant, nothin'. 'S a place to eat, nothing for, nothing against.

But, one of my favorite coworkers from 2 jobs ago LOVED that place. After she bought me a new suit, tie, belt, and cologne for my new job (she was like my second mom), I asked her what she wanted to eat at, and I told her ANYWHERE, and I made sure to name some preemo shit as suggestions.

She INSISTED on Olive Garden.

Took her, with my family. We all had a good time. She was so profusely thankful to me for treating her.

She's the sweetest.

[hoarding-stories]

Oh god, Sam has stupid high charisma rolls again

They're screwed

[ceruleanterrapin]

*coughs awkwardly* do you. want some teeth i found- 505

... Are you the person stealing my henchmen's teeth

[secondbeatsongs]

@saynajaye replied to your post “okay, look. I can put up with my mic getting...”:

this post has reduced me to tears, please post a screenshot of the new color scheme

​this is what it looked like before:

and this is what it reset to:

I'm just...mystified? like, genuinely, what the fuck?

I think I'm gonna get a new mini-fridge. or like, a used one on craigslist? I just feel like the fridge is probably the problem, like maybe it's dying or something?

because I want to be clear here - this isn't a problem with my computer setup. everything's plugged into a UPS, and all of my other devices are plugged into surge protectors. there's no reason why this should be happening, and I think the fucking firefox color scheme is the last straw for me.

time to craigslist a mini-fridge!

[captain-k8kat]

Kinda wish there were more chiluc artists on tumblr. It really feels like just me and my moots sometimes o(-(

[kitkatwinchester]

...k then.

Okay for starters.

Should I really be watching an episode of Teen Wolf with how much homework I have and how close I am to finals?

Probably not, but I've been thinking about it all day, and procrastination is my specialty, so here we are. XD

That said...

At first, I was f*cking TERRIFIED of this dude. I kind of still am. He's all kinds of weird and all kinds of creepy.

HOWEVER, given this new revelation, I now realize that he's also all kinds of traumatized, because apparently, the kids he murdered/attempted to murder (or, at least, some of them) are werewolves.

Which is honestly soooo much worse, 'cause that means there's something real big and potentially real sinister going on if he saw that many glowing eyes and I don't like that.

So anyways that's exciting.

In other news...

HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE SCOTT AND STILES?!

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY THE CUTEST THING I SWEAR!!!

Stiles: And I mean five, four, three, two-- Stiles: *turns around and jumps* Scott: *with glowing Alpha eyes* One. Stiles: I hate you.

THAT WAS SO CUTE AND SO FUNNY STOP I CAN'T! XD <3

Also I know Scott is fast, but that HAS to mean that he was already out of bed and at school and he was straight up lying to Stiles' face over the phone, so...that makes it even better. XD

Also of COURSE there's an informal holiday called Mischief Night, and of COURSE Scott and Stiles celebrate it wholeheartedly.

I love these little troublemakers so much. <3 <3

Anyways let's continue.

Season 3, Episode 15. <3

[the-potato-beeper]

i've been on tumblr for 5 years now!

[ladytauria]

Ship bingo for uuhhhhhhh Jaytim is basic as is DickJay hmmm

DickTim <3

i love them <3

romeo & juliet part 2 electric boogaloo -> ngl while u can def fit ~forbidden love~ into this ship i picked this one mostly bc they are ABSOLUTELY the kind of idiots where, if one of them sacrificed themselves, the other would follow. or, well. go to the ends of the earth to either a) prove they're not dead or b) bring them back :P

this such a healthy, normal relationship (lying) -> they're bats. the obsessive tendencies come baked in <3

childhood friends to unresolved sexual tension forever and ever -> bc they're dummies who would never actually confess :P

give it twenty years & maybe they'll get their shit together -> see prev

it was love at first sight -> definitely for tim BUT my favorite dicktim flavor is post-red robin (ngl most of my tim ships, my favorite flavor is post-red robin) so i like to imagine that tim takes his cowl off and/or shows off that new confidence / the new tricks he's picked up & dick simply trips into love with him <3

[oatmealdaydreams]

Just wanted to say i really appreciate the prompt! Will do it asap tysm! <3 - @8-bit-fanfic

No problem! I just hope it isn't too long of a prompt.

Have fun with it :D

[erigold13261]

That ask with Miles and Yinu got me thinking… how would Yinu act if she/he/they (assuming Yinu might go trans later on in life) were in Miles’ shoes? As in Vinyl City’s spider? Would Yinu even be a hero?

Now that is a good question, because in all honesty it is hard to truly know what Yinu would turn into (gonna just use she/her for now, but I am leaning towards Yinu transing later on because I really like the idea now lol. Also spoilers for Spiderverse, probably both "Into" and "Across." Most likely nothing major but still gonna reference stuff).

It all depends on how situations play out. Is Yinu bitten as a very young child and then looses her dad? Are one of her parents a spider person and passes that down to Yinu like Peter B. Parker did with Mayday? (....Mayday as in his daughter, not Mayday nsr lol). Does Yinu get powers later on but still lose her dad as a child, or does he die after she gets her powers now?

These different situations would most likely change how Yinu uses her powers.

-Loosing Papa young means she is more spoiled and protected by Mama, especially if Yinu gets her powers later on and hides them. This situation would most likely lead to Yinu using her powers a bit more selfishly. However, I can see her losing Neon J as a canon event that makes it so she uses her powers more responsibly. Like he would be the Uncle Ben moment or whatever it is called I think.

I think after loosing Neon J, or whoever is her Uncle Ben momen, would make her a much better hero, but she might also be selfish at times. Maybe a bit more of an antihero? A vigilante more so? Something along those lines.

-Loosing Papa young but having inherited her powers means that Mama already knows of the powers so there is no need for Yinu to hide them. I personally like the idea of Papa giving Yinu her powers because the idea of a silent spider in the night is fun, so that would mean Mama has to somehow teach Yinu how to control her powers without actively being able to show her how.

I think this situation would lead to something more like the Incredibles/Frozen, where Mama is so scared of losing Yinu from her being a superhero that she scares Yinu into not using her powers and staying out of the public light. Probably making Yinu not trust her own abilities in the process just to keep Yinu from wanting to be a hero. It's selfish and manipulative, but Mama wants Yinu alive and safe, and Yinu being young would think this is normal and not use her powers at all, or at least not in public. I doubt she would become a hero because she would be told that things happen for a reason and she should just let them play out.

I think at some point she would figure out this isn't true and she should be helping people, which causes a fight/screaming match between Mama and Yinu, because if Yinu does the whole secret identity thing, Mama will be able to figure it out easily.

-Loosing Papa later in life and getting bit would mean that Yinu is a lot less spoiled and selfish. Like, she is still probably a rich kid, having both her parents be famous musicians, but she is also taught how to be kind and care for others. And even has both parents to lead in example for her. Loosing Papa would be her Uncle Ben canon moment thing, and this is probably the closest to Miles' situation that we will get for Yinu. She would be a hero I think in this situation.

-Loosing Papa later in life and also having inherited his powers would mean Yinu would have been taught how to be a good spider person and how to use her powers responsibly. She would definitely be a hero in this version, and a very selfless one at that. Even more selfless than the one that's closest to Miles' situation.

Honestly, she might not even loose Papa in this situation (or any situation where she inherits her powers) because wouldn't that mean Papa is in Peter's/Miles' shoes and not Yinu? Yinu would be in Mayday Parker's shoes and I don't know if she has an Uncle Ben canon moment like OG Spider people do. Papa might also be healthier as a spider person compared to his OG self (doesn't mean he won't loose in a battle and die though, which I think in this case would also be a situation close to Miles).

-Actually, it would be funny if Papa was a spider person who hid his identity from his family, and Yinu got bitten later on by a spider from a different universe like Miles. She ends up fighting along side her father without realizing it's him because he is silent. Don't know why he wouldn't realize it's Yinu, maybe she also doesn't talk to mimic her spider man or something.

But imagine Papa lifting the mask up as he is about to die to try and talk to this new person to let them know they need to tell his family what happened to him, only for Yinu to lift her mask and reveal it's her. Such a heartbreaking scene as the two realize this is their last moment together, and how is Yinu going to explain this to Mama.

Neon J could be the captain or whatever who dies for one of Yinu's canon moments. Or like, she is who she is trying to save once she realizes he is supposed to die after seeing the spider society.

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But yeah! Those are some situations I can see happening. However, this kinda goes into the idea that either the NSR universe is more tame or just more human when it comes to magic. Because honestly, powers like how Spiderman has is probably something that can actually happen in the NSR universe, or at the very least be explained away by some in-universe explanation.

I don't really know how a situation would arise where the NSR universe as is ends up in the Spiderverse. However, I just thought of this, but what if each district was it's own universe and each charter was a spider person?

Like Yinu comes from a world with importance put on plants and so has plant based spider powers, Tatiana is like a fire spider and crystals, Eve is some kind of illusion spider/dream spider, 1010 could be some kind of tech spider similar to Margo or something. This could be a fun AU to try and work with.

B2J would probably be the main characters of this AU instead of Yinu though. Somehow both of them get powers they share, maybe both bitten by the spider or Mayday bites Zuke for some reason because she is scared or just being Mayday and that's how they share powers, which is why they aren't wanted in spider society, they are an anomaly maybe (I don't know if there is a comic with 2 spider people from 1 spider, if there isn't though, this would be a good anomaly honestly in my opinion).

[victorzsasz]

no one would notice if I died, except my boss because I'd stop responding to shifts. isn't that a horrifying capitalist thought.

[mishkakagehishka]

I'm gonna go listen to cloth waltz, too, now actually

[nvrcmplt]

The sound of clashing blades against another item, fast-paced repetitive sounds that shudder amongst the clouds of flames burning their way through the village homes. Straw no longer yellow and golden from years of sunlight but charred black, ashen and rotten in the blood of human and demon alike. The scattering of bodies on the streets wasn't to go amiss either, but even so - the footsteps of the two duelling it out together didn't seem to falter.

Instead, the panicked breathing of the monster that devoured and the solid exhales of a swordsman unbothered by their state, pushing forward - stepping over and through bodies of the unfortunate to slice through the arm of the demon, removing it solidly before kicking them in the gut sending them backwards in a stumble to follow.

The arch of his blade was dyed in red, though not the fabled blade of time gone, but the shine of a Reaper's Scythe, as his lips part with a mist discoloured and a whisper of, Itami no kokyū : Inchi no kata : Tameshigiri… And then, a sudden flash of slices made in the darkness. "O-kesa…" The demon moved with a whimper - but their body fell into two pieces. A clean cut through organ and bone, dismembering them from the majority of their body in one swoop, though not to be finished with.

After all, at that moment - Junpei's features morphed with the truest of glee as his hands tightened upon hilt and brought his weapon down, again --- and again and again. "Happonme, Kesa-giri, Kiri-age…" Almost like a shaman's mantra, did his blade play with the demon that screamed out with every part of their body being cleanly sliced through…

It wasn't until the shimmer of the sun's light rising against the blackened atmosphere that Junpei ceased his sword's wild movements, leaving the tip - impaled through the demon's mouth at his feet. His stare was with some regret, but not for the pain he caused here… No, this was just a timing issue but he couldn't will the sun to return to its bed so that he could continue on his torture.

Instead, he lowered his gaze with loathing and shook his crown with a tut. "What a mistake you are, hm?" His fingers lowered to grip onto the demon's hair, yanking them without shame to slice through their jaw and tongue upon raising them to greet the sun's light. Junpei could tell they were trying their hardest to heal, but what was the point? They were already on fire in his grip.

"Ah - your scream is a good payment." The village was already destroyed - he doubted anyone else was alive outside himself, and thus with a careless toss of the weeping, evaporating demon skull. He turned his gaze towards those littered about. "…A shame." His sword, which could have been put away was instead risen with ease and with his footsteps taking him to the nearest corpse, he brought the steel down to slice through the exposed neck of the elderly before moving onto the next… and the next and the next.