#it's as if charles is the host
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stationoffixation · 11 months ago
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updated metalocalypse characters in my art style !!! skwisgaar's hair got cut off my bad
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danandfuckingjonlmao · 26 days ago
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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sharlleglerg · 1 year ago
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petit-papillion · 5 months ago
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Charles will only be the second Formula 1 driver to carry the Olympic torch, after Lewis Hamilton (London 2012).
Source: Sports Illustrated
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dichromaticdyke · 3 months ago
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After the firing of Dick “Magic Ears” Knubbler, Abigail Remeltindtdrinc becomes Dethklok’s newest producer. Her unorthodox approach to her job and her stance as one of the few women in the industry worthy to work with Dethklok as an equal sets her apart and puts her on an unexpected path. With nearly no way to move past the constant media assault that comes with being associated with Dethklok, she seeks solace with Devon Amalgamedle, a bartender with a passion for death metal, flowers, and romance—and whose past is even more shrouded in mystery than Abigail’s. And as she deals with both her developing trauma and her blossoming romance, the apocalypse looms overhead, bright as a blazing star. An Abigail-focused, OC-heavy story, taking you through the untold narrative of the Record Cleaner, from her first moments as Dethklok’s producer and past her last moments with the band. See her life unfold and adapt beyond the legacy of the death metal gods.
RATING: Explicit (Mature for most chapters, Explicit chapters will be marked in the notes) WARNINGS: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault WORD COUNT: 93,636 (for now)
ohhhh my god okay it's happening. everybody stay calm. stay fucking calm!
come back here for chapter updates. every thursday and sunday, sometimes.
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mr-megaphone · 1 year ago
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lousycapy · 2 months ago
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1425fivefive · 1 month ago
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remember when i complained about charles being babygirlified 🫤 and then wrote an 8k word fic about him having a pussy 🫤
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arale2126 · 5 months ago
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Onslaught as twins Jean-Wanda saga begins…
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brian-in-finance · 1 year ago
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Caitríona with Micaela Marconi and Carey Mulligan
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Carey Mulligan and Bradley Cooper
Remember the lunch Charles Finch hosted to celebrate Maestro?
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duchess-of-new-shire · 8 months ago
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Guys help I fucked around and made an au that only vaguely makes sense but anyway have some montlie high school host club or whatever
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tiredpacdad · 11 months ago
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Sketch dump!!
unrelated to the sketches but look who came in the mail!!!! He's so soft
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mothwithnosoul · 7 months ago
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Kyoya from Ohshc and Charles from Metalacolypse are the same character in different fonts because yes.
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nightcourtcaps · 3 months ago
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thequeenofsastiel · 1 month ago
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drev-the-procrastinator · 2 years ago
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ugghhh EBU refusing to let Zelenskyi speak at the Ukrainian Eurovision finale because "it would be against the rules because Eurovision is apolitical uwu" like. EBU. Girl. You do understand that refusing to let him speak there is a political act in and of itfself right???? Do you think you kicked Russia out for the lols??? The 1st semifinal's show with all the text messages on the screen was just a fancy visual??? The pride flags in the audience not a political statement in support of LGBTQ+ rights??? lmao please. apolitical my ass
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