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updated metalocalypse characters in my art style !!! skwisgaar's hair got cut off my bad
#metalocalypse#mtl#mine#toki wartooth#pickles the drummer#william murderface#magnus hammersmith#mtl fanart#skwisgaar skwigelf#nathan explosion#charles foster offdensen#dethklok minute host#dethklok
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good night and sweet dreams to the best, sexiest, sluttiest, smartest, realest, most based, valid, relatable, girlipop, sympathetic, cunt, fun, cool, feminist, aspirational girlboss character in dead boy detectives: doll spider <3
good night to her and no one else. i hope the rest of y’all have a bad night and terrible dreams.
#doll spider did nothing wrong ever#i will defend her every action in a court of law#‘she tore edwin apart millions upon millions of times in hell’ wouldn’t you?#some gay nerd shows up in your house saying shit like ‘oh my how filthy this establishment reflects very poorly on the host’#he’s sashaying and sauntering down your halls and pivoting and you’re like ‘hang on i’m supposed to be the cuntiest bitch here’#so yeah you tear him apart like WHATEVER this shit happens#but he keeps getting reborn and like it’s fine when he’s quiet but every time he makes a noise you just HAVE to kill him again#i bet she was so happy when he escaped and SO MAD when he came back#and then the whole payneland in hell scene she was so real#she interrupted whatever gay shit charles was gonna say to edwin after ‘mate i’ve-’ bc she knew it would be disgusting & didnt wanna hear it#and then they HAD to just KEEP BEING GAY ON THE STAIRS LIKE OF COURSE SHE CHASED THEM OUT?? THAT ORPHEUS AND EURYDICE LINE WAS UNACCEPTABLE#SHE WAS LIKE GET THESE F*GS OUT OF MY HOUSE#she did what she had to do to set boundaries and honestly is that so bad?#thank you doll spider for protecting us from more devastatingly romantic charles rowland lines <3#dbdshow#girlbossifying doll spider is so funny to me idc if no one sees this. this is for me. and for her <3#payneland#edwin payne#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#yeet my deet#yeet my deebd#dbd4ratch#revive dead boy detectives#chedwin#the case of the very long stairway#dead boy detectives#dbda#dead boy detective agency
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#feel sorry for everyone in the press conference room#like they talk nonstop when lewis answered questions#the journalists had to call them twice to get their attention#and once they put down the mic immediately started to talk again#they should make a banner saying get a fucking room!#fia should fine them for not paying respect to 7x wdc the host and the media#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#mexican gp 2023
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Charles will only be the second Formula 1 driver to carry the Olympic torch, after Lewis Hamilton (London 2012).
Source: Sports Illustrated
#lovely of france to include monaco in their torch relay#it's not like monaco will ever be able to host the olympics themselves#charles leclerc#olympic flame relay#2024 olympics
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After the firing of Dick “Magic Ears” Knubbler, Abigail Remeltindtdrinc becomes Dethklok’s newest producer. Her unorthodox approach to her job and her stance as one of the few women in the industry worthy to work with Dethklok as an equal sets her apart and puts her on an unexpected path. With nearly no way to move past the constant media assault that comes with being associated with Dethklok, she seeks solace with Devon Amalgamedle, a bartender with a passion for death metal, flowers, and romance—and whose past is even more shrouded in mystery than Abigail’s. And as she deals with both her developing trauma and her blossoming romance, the apocalypse looms overhead, bright as a blazing star. An Abigail-focused, OC-heavy story, taking you through the untold narrative of the Record Cleaner, from her first moments as Dethklok’s producer and past her last moments with the band. See her life unfold and adapt beyond the legacy of the death metal gods.
RATING: Explicit (Mature for most chapters, Explicit chapters will be marked in the notes) WARNINGS: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault WORD COUNT: 93,636 (for now)
ohhhh my god okay it's happening. everybody stay calm. stay fucking calm!
come back here for chapter updates. every thursday and sunday, sometimes.
official fic playlist:
#dichromaticdyke.exe#made by mj#Metalocalypse#fanfic#Abigail Remeltindtdrinc#Metalocalypse OC#mtl oc#Dick Knubbler#Charles Foster Offdensen#Devon Amalgamedle (mtl oc)#Devon Amalgamedle#ok maybe i'll give her a proper tag but my brain likes ocs to have that signifier in the tag for organization#🧡🍹🌹#The Fundamentals of Mixology#YES the fic gets its own tag too bc i’m excited! and it’s gonna be novel length so#Nathan Explosion#Pickles the Drummer#William Murderface#Skwisgaar Skwigelf#Toki Wartooth#the Dethklok Minute Host#Magnus Hammersmith#Edgar Jomfru#General Crozier#Deborah Crozier (mtl oc)#Jackson Crozier (mtl oc)
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#calling all dethklok minute host enjoyers (2 people)#dr rockzo#dethklok minute host#charles offdensen#pickles the drummer#nathan explosion#metalocalypse
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#f1#formula 1#max verstappen#sergio perez#charles leclerc#carlos sainz#lando norris#oscar piastri#lewis hamilton#george russell#fernando alonso#personally I’d say Max HAS to be present as the official podcast host and a yapper™#I’d also put Oscar in as a staple with his killer one-liners#and then depending on the mood it could be Lando for the bants#Charles for the yaps#or Fernando for the shit-stirrings#curious about your choice!!
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remember when i complained about charles being babygirlified 🫤 and then wrote an 8k word fic about him having a pussy 🫤
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Onslaught as twins Jean-Wanda saga begins…
#cherik shit post#cherik#xmfc!cherik#cherik onslaught twins saga#charles lost 2 litres of blood died for 3 minutes and is in a coma#all that power and they still need a human host smh#if charles is as old as in the comics with onslaught twins he'd be dead#like dead dead#make-erik-a-single-dad-dead
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Caitríona with Micaela Marconi and Carey Mulligan
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Carey Mulligan and Bradley Cooper
Remember the lunch Charles Finch hosted to celebrate Maestro?
#Tait rhymes with hat#Good times#Maestro#Lunch for Bradley Cooper & Carey Mulligan#Host#Charles Finch#Maison Assouline#1 December 2023#London#Thanks castlemaine123
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Guys help I fucked around and made an au that only vaguely makes sense but anyway have some montlie high school host club or whatever
#omm#operation mincemeat#operation mincemeat musical#montlie#ewen montagu#charles cholmondeley#ouran high school host club#ouran high school host club au#mincemeat au#operation mincemeat au#montlie high school host club#artsy fartsy
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Sketch dump!!
unrelated to the sketches but look who came in the mail!!!! He's so soft
#i was trying to draw a lot of characters i hadnt drawn before#other than the last page that's from like November#but i really liked how knubbler looked in that#i need to do more revengencers and the tribunal#jean-pierre#jean pierre#love him#dick knubbler#Jonathan twinkletits#dr. jonathan twinkletits#dethklok minute host#rikki kixx#edgar jomfru#fatty ding dongs#runke snogge#toki wartooth#pickles the drummer#skwisgaar skwigelf#charles foster offdensen#william murderface#metalocalypse#pacdadart
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Kyoya from Ohshc and Charles from Metalacolypse are the same character in different fonts because yes.
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#birthday q#grateful for my lads for hosting superb party over the weekend#harry stone#christine sullivan#mac robinson#night court#harry anderson#markie post#charles robinson
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#angel the series#angel btvs#cordelia chase#wesley wyndam pryce#charles gunn#winifred burkle#lorne ats#the host ats#spike btvs#reblog for a bigger sample size#if you so please#Angel polls#my polls
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ugghhh EBU refusing to let Zelenskyi speak at the Ukrainian Eurovision finale because "it would be against the rules because Eurovision is apolitical uwu" like. EBU. Girl. You do understand that refusing to let him speak there is a political act in and of itfself right???? Do you think you kicked Russia out for the lols??? The 1st semifinal's show with all the text messages on the screen was just a fancy visual??? The pride flags in the audience not a political statement in support of LGBTQ+ rights??? lmao please. apolitical my ass
#eurovision#esc 2023#eurovision 2023#eurovision song contest#not to even mention all the other years#like idk. hosting in israel and banning all palestinian flags but letting israel use those territories in its postcards.#letting russia put up a tank and the red-army choir on stage when they hosted.#why did camilla and charles get a cameo in the opening video but zelenskyi can't show up????? ukraine WON#i'm so annoyed at the hypocrisy#besides deciding what counts as apolotical and what doesn't is also a political act#so like--------#ugggghhhhhh#i just watched a video essay about the politics in eurovision so it annoys me extra#because i just had so many examples of politics in esc pointed out and now they're again like "esc being apolitical is a cornerstone uwu''#no the fuck it's not#ughhh
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