#it's actually the only kpop song Jiang Cheng knows

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In a modern mdzs au Jiang Yanli and Wei Wuxian force Jiang Cheng to perform Catallena by Orange Caramel anytime they all go to karaoke

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tagged by @leonzhng​ thanks for making me dig through my most embarrassing crushes 😭✋

i’ll tag @highwarlockkareena​ @yibobibo​ @lan-xichens​ @purplexedhuman​ @aheartfullofjolllly​ @lanzhansmiles​ @nyx4​ i feel like i tag you guys in everything i am so sorry please ignore this if u don’t wanna do it !!

putting this under a read more for reasons

MEN 2010 – 2016

literally nothing more embarrassing than falling on the same type of white man over and over again (with the exception of minho from shinee bless his heart)

tommy joe ratliff → he was the bass player for adam lambert during his glamnation era (think of songs like for your entertainment and if i had you) idk why exactly i liked him so much but i just did.... however i searched him up again quite recently and found out he’s one of those republicans that says the dumbest shit on twitter so Big Yikes

harry styles → “baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed, and when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell...” and BOOM 13-year-old me was sold for well over two years

louis tomlinson → basically i liked harry most until around 2013 when for some reason i started to like him a little less, and i got more focused on louis tomlinson, and although i didn’t like one direction anymore louis tomlinson always had a special place in my heart

ashton irwin → so ashton is 5sos’ drummer, i discovered 5sos through one direction & i stanned them until late 2014

harries twins → the harries twins (jack & finn) are basically the reason i started spending a lot of time on youtube, they were funny and pretty and they just had good videos in general, so for almost two years i’d watch their content regularly

choi minho → my first steps into kpop happened bc i was watching videos on youtube (most probably the harries twins) and suddenly i saw the sherlock mv in my recommended videos so i clicked on it and then 14-year-old me proceeded to fall for minho like an idiot

brooks twins → still youtubers, the brooks twins were 3/5 of the janoskians (jai & luke brooks, beau brooks, daniel sahyounie, & james yammouni), an australian youtube comedy group that was active from 2011-2018 though i was only around from 2012-2014 (when jai brooks was dating ariana grande)

jc caylen → surprise! another youtuber! jc caylen was part of o2l (our2ndlife) a youtube collaboration channel on which each of the 6 members posted videos on a certain day in the week (mondays with connor, tuesdays with ricky, wednesdays with sam, thursdays with jc, fridays with trevi (my 2nd favorite member bc she participated on the x factor), saturdays with ricardo, and then they had surprise sundays every week) and i remember how much joy jc & the others always brought me with their silly videos

misha collins → up next, you might know him as the gay angel that was sent to superhell after confessing his love to the homophobic hunter on supernatural, it’s misha collins! basically misha was a huge source of comfort for me, and i even went around calling myself emmisha for almost two full years (cringe)

henrik holm → he played even bech naesheim in skam and my crush on him reached that level of ridiculousness where i actually tried my hand at learning norwegian (i can only remember how to introduce myself and some curse words i would make a great first impression on him)

MEN 2016 – 2021

min yoongi → okay so my baby steps into kpop happened through shinee’s sherlock, but i only got really invested when yoongi dropped agust d 1 because Holy Fuck y’know??

kim namjoon → oh man i remember thinking namjoon was cute and a very good leader and then BAM he dressed like THAT at the 2016 mma’s and i fell in love. hard

park seojoon → i started liking park seojoon whilst i was watching hwarang (you guessed it, i watched it bc of taehyung), although he wasn’t my favorite character by far, but he was very silly off camera & i liked that (i’m not that into him anymore tho </3)

kim seokjin → OH BOY LET ME TELL U i liked seokjin from the very beginning (i got to know bts in late 2014) and i always liked seeing him perform and be himself and god once i realized i had a crush on him it just hit me like a mf truck, and he’s still one of my favorite people to this day

jung hoseok → god fake love era hoseok really hits different.... also yes i know i have all of bts’ hyung line on my list BUT bts was a really big part of my life for almost 6 years soooo honestly they deserve it i still think they’re great guys

choi san → when ateez made their debut in 2018 i immediately fell in love with san, he was such an amazing dancer and he captivated me right from the very beginning, to this day he’s still my bias in ateez uwu

xiao zhan → AND THEN, OCTOBER OF 2019 HAPPENS AND I WATCH CQL AND... i fall in love with xiao zhan, something i’d never expected would happen bc when i watched cql for the first time i wasn’t as invested in the story, but i really really really liked xiao zhan and one thing led to another and now here i am as a xfx

wang yibo → the thing is, i’ve known yibo since eoeo except i didn’t know cql yibo was uniq yibo (bc i’d forgotten his name) and when i looked it up i can tell you my jaw dropped to the floor bc holy shit????? also he is very silly and i love him loads ok

lee minho → ah, the man who has been my skz bias since 2018, not only is minho my bias i also kin him (there’s a lot of aspects of myself that i see in minho and vice versa) and he’s very comforting to me

bang chan → honestly, it was only a matter of time before i’d fall for bang chan, i knew the moment i got into skz again that i’d start biasing him and, well, here i am, double biasing chan & minho

WOMEN

this list is shorter bc i’ve in general always had less crushes on women than on men??? blame society forcing me into thinking i was straight for a LONG time

ariana grande → remember the 2011 layout of twitter?? where u could not only have an icon and a header, but also a background and ur twitter page was smack in the center of ur screen with the big ugly menu bar at the top??? yeah ariana grande was always my background for my l*rr* st*l*n*s*n layouts

perrie edwards → this was right around the time she was dating zayn & little mix was breaking out into the spotlight, yeah i just really loved her

andrea russett → okay so remember o2l?? andrea russett was kian’s girlfriend for a pretty long time and they always did videos together and i always thought she was super pretty

lily collins → maybe i don’t like clary in tmi all that much but i sure liked the way lily collins looked

alona tal → MY BISEXUAL AWAKENING, it’s only when i saw alona tal in spn that i realized, fuck i might be gay

park jihyo → i discovered twice (my 2nd jype group after day6) through the like ooh-ahh mv and red-haired jihyo really did something to my heart (i just rewatched it and god zombie bang chan is so mf cute)

kim jisoo → when bp made their square two comeback i was immediately smitten for red-haired jisoo in playing with fire, it’s also when i realized she was my bias out of the four members

shin ryujin → the reason that i have blue hair is partially bc of ryujin and her amazing intro in wannabe :D

xuan lu → her portrayal of jiang yanli was SO ON POINT and she’s just such a kindhearted wonderful person wow i want her hand in marriage

lee yoobin → god i’ve known dreamcatcher from back when they were still called minx and ever since i’ve always looked at dami that bit more than the rest, i was also able to see dreamcatcher live in october of 2019 and the whole experience was just so amazing !!

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

there’s a whole lot more than just these 10 but i wanted to fit the evolution into one (1) slide as best as i could lmao

peter pan → this movie came out in 2003 (?) and he’s honestly the first fictional character i remember ever having a crush on

legolas → i was really doubting between placing haldir or legolas here but i only really got a vague haldir obsession when i was like 14

zuko → LOOK. ZUKO IN ATLA? HOT. ZUKO IN LOK? HOT EVEN IF HE’S AN OLD MAN.

will turner → man was annoying sometimes but i really liked him and his relationship with elizabeth was cute

jo harvelle → gosh i can’t believe she’s the only female character in here???? yeah she was one of my two spn faves and i’ll never forgive the screenwriters for the way they killed her off

castiel → does your fave ever get sent to super hell for being gay? no? well. mine did

kili → fili and kili’s storyline tore my heart out, spit on it, and then laughed straight in my face, KILI WAS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DWARF

howl → i only watched this movie for the first time in 2020 so i kinda fucked up the tl cause i watched cql in 2019 but shh, anyways howl with his blonde hair was good looking but howl with his black hair just hits differently. i want a howl

lan jingyi → MY BABY BOY, TINIE LITTLE BABIE WHOMST I MUST PROTECT ok no but seriously this kid. i love him a lot

mu qing → BARK BARK. that’s all (that’s not all i love him a whole lot and it hurts me to see so many people misunderstand his character and only see the bad parts of him when they can forgive others for fucking up (eg. xie lian himself & feng xin) but bc mu qing doesn’t deal well with emotions suddenly he’s the bad guy??? i s2g if ppl are gonna do to him what they did to jiang cheng in the tgcf la i will RIOT)

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mdzs idol au part 2

mdzs idol au part 2 bc ive been inspired these days !! part 1 can be found here uwu pls do take a look at part one for some context w stage names !! this is the one au i rlly do wanna write at some point after this semester is over 😩

• last time it was just profile stuff, now we gonna dig a lil deeper uwu

• i think everyone dabbles a little in lyrics writing and composing, but lwj is known for composing some bops for their group ok

• i feel like u would think he composes some beautiful ballads, n he does !! things with a melancholic piano, robust strings, a longing guqin, a merry flute— sunshot never has a boring ballad

• on the flip side, i can totally see him composing some chill, but trendy sounding edm songs ??? i mean not 2 be kpop, but shinee’s good evening comes to mind— something a bit vougeish and kinda evolves as you listen— i feel like he’d take a very nuanced approach to composing music !!!

• wwx writes a lot of a lyrics and has a notebook full of controversial lyrics 😔 no one ever lets him add those lyrics to their songs bc they don’t want to get banned from the country LOL

• jc writes a lot of his own raps! also imagine a yunmeng duo mixtape jUST—

• i feel like as a group, they have a trendy and experimental concept— high fashion, contemporary (oh no, this sounds familiar 😔) but individually, they have their own unique sense of style !! which shines through their solo stuff !!

• jzx, nhs, and lwj are always looking great and stylish even outside our their schedules, actual kings of airport fashion !! jc and wn opt for something comfortable and honestly— no one knows if wwx’s terrible taste in fashion is just him trolling or if he’s genuinely thinks he looks cool 😔 (we stan him anyways)

• wwx likes to strip on stage, much to lwj’s dismay

• but also imagine this— they are on a variety show, the host asks jc “if u were to introduce your sister to any of the members, who would it be?” n wwx sudden cackles “NOT JIN ZIXUAN!!!!!” wwx n jc high five each other and laugh while jzx is flushed and miserable

• wn is always so soft n shy but he was the first to go solo and surprised the world with a dark concept called the ghost general 😩🙏

• recently, nhs has been delving into acting and had been really successful with it!

• sunshot’s labelmates are 3Z and [insert girl group name here bc i can’t think of one]

• [insert girl group name here bc i can’t think of one] is a girl group duo consisting of jiang yanli and wen qing !!! they’ve got a girl crush vibe and the gays are here for it 😔💕 sunshot are always hyping them up !! and jzx may or may not have a gigantic crush on jyl.

• 3Z is a band consisting of nmj, jgy, and lxc— but they’ve been on hiatus for quite a while. rumor has it that members nmj and jgy seem to have,,,a lot of differing opinions and that jgy is more interested in acting— they haven’t had a comeback in the last few years

• mxy and miammian are part of a smaller, indie company !! mo xuanyu is a indie solo artist w a bol4 vibe hhhhh he’s always got his guitar with him! mianmian, or luo qingyang is and actress who used to be a part of a bigger company but left after a dispute—

• some fandom things !!

• everyone calls lwj bluetooth bc he’s always around wifi (and his color is blue)

• during a livestream wwx called jzx a peacock and its become an affectionate name for him

• there is a wn protection squad 😔 wq is their leader

• wangxian, sangcheng, and xuanli are the most popular ships

• wwx gets a lot of hate sometimes bc of his loud personality and the fact some people think he gets “too much attention” they wanna call sunshot wwx and the boys

• similarly jc and jzx both get hate for their personalities too and some people think lwj is arrogant

• but the boys got each other’s back 😔💕

• wwx tends to brush off hate and it makes lwj upset (it makes jc upset too bc hey, that’s his brother!)

• their twitter is a mess bc the one brain cell trio (wwx, jc, and jzx) are always clowning each other

• anyways, everything is all well and good until jzx and jyl end up having a scandal together 😔 its a dating scandal that only got worse because it turns out jyl is pregnant

• it causes a lot of tensions to rise between both groups— both of the groups stayed lowkey for a while and it hurt cloud recesses entertainment very much

• during their hiatus, wwx and lwj release a ballad duet called “forgotten envies” and the entire fandom went nuts at what it might imply

• they never deny or confirm anything 😌

• soon xuanli get married and both groups have really successful comebacks !!

• a side note, wwx is really good friends with actor hua cheng uwu and has been hyping the outta his new drama, heaven officials blessing! rumor has it that xie lian, a former child actor with dying career is said to play the mc

• aka stay tuned for the tgcf and the eventual sv expansion of this universe 😉

• THIS IS SO MESSY N I HAVE MORE IDEAS BUT I GOTTA STOP FOR NOW DNDJJSNDDN