#it's actually a weecest fic but it sounded kinda gruesome next to those asks lmao (the cest part doesn't come until they're older)

[lilacpaperbird]

I know I have google confused and now it must think I'm a mother. my search history looks like - "when do babies start teething", "colicky baby", "when do toddlers start walking", "when do toddlers start talking", "what do 2 years old eat", "developmental milestones 4 years old", "how tall is the average 6 year old", "how to potty train a toddler".... no I'm sorry I'm not an anxious novice mother I'm just trying to write a weechesters fic