#it's a reference to that Iron man meme btw
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When people say "the Greek gods should be ethnically Greek in Hades" they mean white.
Like they literally mean that they want all the Greek Gods to be white in the game
No, they don't mean culturally, if they wanted to talk about culture they wouldn't have brought up the word "ethnicity" and equal that to race (ethnicity doesn't mean just race, it can also mean a shared tradition or shared language, so yes, POC can be ethnically Greek if they had lived all their lifes there)
And it's so silly because like, oh, then Chaos isn't "greek" either because they're Grey and there aren't any actual Grey Greeks?
Also they're Gods! They can be anything they want, like sure, Zeus can be a swan and that's fine, but if he was a man with dark skin, that's too much?
They aren't criticizing the cultural hegemony the US has, they're just being racist and then masking their racism with "progressive" language
And then people here go and be like "Oh, poor little white people!! They have a right to demand a game without POC because it's their culture!!!"
Like what?
I'm sorry but you do remember that Greek mythology has been used, and is still being used as far right propaganda?
Like do you remember that the protagonists of the games are white and green eyed (on one eye) and the only POC are on secondary roles!?
(There can be a valid criticism about cultural hegemony in Hades, but this, isn't that)
#ramblings#greek mythology#iliad#tagamemnon#hades#hades supergiant#hades game#hades 2#hades ii#quietly removes Greece from the âprobably would be ok with meâ list and puts it on âprobably wouldn't be ok with meâ list#was there a similar reaction when the first game came out? I wasnât here for that lmao#Some weirdos: You don't understand! I can't have representation if it has POC in it!#Me: If your representation can't have POC in it maybe you shouldn't have it#it's a reference to that Iron man meme btw#I'm going to tag Mel and Zag because I accused them of being white lmao#melinoe#zagreus#Sorry I'm still on this BS but I can't even look the tag withoht a random racist popping up from nowhere
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Okay time for the liveblogging of real life in order (liveblogging life SMP call that lifeblogging) I have never done this b4 be easy on me
Grian
I've already watched his perspective at like 5 in the morning but heyyyyy nothing wrong with rewatching with added non sleep deprived commentary but also not really memories of what I originally thought watching this too :^))
I remember being so stunned they called it real life and the anatomically correct heart đŤtickled my funny bone heeheehoo hahaha
Thought when grian said replay 3rd life I thought they'd reenact it đ
We live in a society taxes man (I could ramble about it)
GRIAN IRL FACE!!!
has anyone fell over btw?
No lie that B can BIG
Reminds me of slimecicle jshitt and traves VR Minecraft where Travis got progressively shorter what a laugh
Does Scott ever see his scream
Is it take the Mick or take the nick love that idiom
RENDOG!
Scar looks like a child doing that thing
Awww hug
ABUSE
scar take the headset off dzuh đŤđŤđŤ
Grian literally me balance issues
Yugioh????
I called it, scar would say he's American đ
I'm eating dinner while watching this at the same time what fun w
Giran called solidaritygaming jimmy no way + he died first fr this time + loud "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Perfectly timed his mic peaking is iconic
Ha haa!
He ear him bread
Really putting the mine in craft for Minecraft
reminds me of secret life EP 4 and scar is sweaty
*scar noises*
How did scar drop his phone???
Check your wrist? More like check your a- (tom cardy rĂŠfĂŠrence)
I love the way VR makes you hit stuff goofy
Can you run in game if you irl
(watch him die)
Haha he died
Why Jim is he sabotaging him
Jim Jim Jim gym gym
Doesn't Jim die here oh LMFAO he does
Jimmy you are famous to me
(scout voice) Chicken
How did scar die???
I love how vr makes them expressive Jim pointing to village house is so funny
There's only one bed
Wtf is happening in top right corner in 9min 30 sec
Ayyyyy there's grian the maniac love the casual position of the arms
Last life you can join me moment
Egg
Grian gaslighting
Jimmy you wanna dance quote of the year
PvP is so silly
Skizz is fighting a losing battle Jim killed him icon
I love how grian and Jim's yells overlap there's probably something music theory there idk
Awww scar he's so funny
Go pick him up from daycare haha
Facing away from the camera we live in a society
OHHHHH impulse big smart man Jimmy's arm movements are so smooth it's solly
Jimmy immediately leaving for fish cocomelon brain I agree
Love the arm movements
Lol they actually like down
It's okay grian scuffed is worth celebrating
Has anyone layed on their side
Friend just texted me about my monologue what am I doing man I have an audition tomorrow
Anyway Minecraft vr
The lying down model inventory so goofy
Rewatching the bread scene no wonder tumblr loves it looks like Jim jam actually has a mouth đ
Impulsesv guess the build sheep flashbacks
Best sleepover
Polyamorous tony (died)
Sleepover reminds me of crazy Christmas w/gem and pearl
Grown men learn how to close doors
Minecraft fatshaming grian smh my head
Man thought it was more than Joel there + o2 max(xing) scar love it (i use maxxing ironically) (it's such a stupid suffix to me linguistically funny) (I hate incels) (don't cancel me tumblr) (I love all genders)
Two steps: die, and die
Jimmy isn't on fire??
Casual "it burns so much!" Love it
Wait right Jim still has a wooden sword
Joel Joel Joel Joel you know that one part in waiting for Godot where they just go back and forth in saying aideu yeah
So silly
Jim saying get in British people man
"noffing" - joel is it a British thing
Love Joel screaming he's so malding
Just remembered how scary heights are in VR because I thought for a second "why don't they jump down? are they stupid?" (Meme Reference) (Didn't actually think that) ("Stupid" is kinda stupid but I digress)
Hole
Boob stroke
Does scar enjoy the swimming
Why *does* swimming cause motion sickness anyway
Why bucket scar (this is a bucket)
Brain eating amoeba
GOON SQUAD!!!
Love Grian's arm movements I really did thonk Jim was gonna win for the funnies
He says come here weirdly
The joy of killing
Is Jim punching
It's okay hiking simulation
Go Jim go what a gamer boy
I remember the triple dog door dugout is like... Gem's? Joel's? Uhhhh I fotgor
Concussion era
Fresh meat
I just love their dynamics
JIM STOP SOUNDING LIKE THAT it's like his eyes are 𼺠and his mouth is boowomp spongebob like he's got tears in eyes scrimblo sounding ass
Ohhh there's my favourite theatre kids
'orrible
Joel saying boys make me happy
Wait that can misinterpreted
Joel saying "boys" sounds pleasant to my ears
I remember watching this part and going GRIAN FIRST OUT HUH???
awww the funnies
Love the way gem says "we're the last Grians. Grians? Greens!" It's like... Spunky
Grian falling reminds me of my scuffed keyboard when it registers a button press as a hold and then I like never stop walking right *sigh*
The downward spiral by nine inch nials
Ascending is TRUE watcher lore
Oh the music is so cute
Bye scar! Bye Joel!
Okay never let me liveblog cook again i kinda listened to the vid instead of watching reading this does not make sense to anyone but me reference hell half formulated thoughts RIP BOZO HAHA
Maybe I'll like do it in 5 mins chunks for JJJJJJoel and the next ones onward I spent like an hour on this wayyyyy too long for incomplete sentences
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#real life smp#real life#real life spoilers#rlsmp#grian#liveblogging#life series#life smp#trafficblr#what is wrong with me#rlsmp liveblogging
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whats your favorite obscure hc about each of the losers?
Fucking perfect thank you
1- Mike he reads books or articles like âhow to understand womanâ, âwhy women like jerksâ, not because he wants to woo woman or is a nice guy or anything but just because he thinks itâs interesting
I donât think heâd date anyone
Gives great dating advice tho
Reads manga Likes Junji Ito
âThe manga/book was betterâ kind of guy
I donât know why but I feel like heâd be this ENTP-ish dude who likes to gather information about a lot of useless things and likes to debate He likes film and game theories Watches MatPat for sure
Also he likes The Walking Dead and⌠zombies in general
Also Iâm sorry but he likes Quentin Tarantino and Wes Anderson
He likes grindhouse movies and appreciates the gory details but is chill about it Likes cinematography in general
Watches video essays about movies
2- Richie
Unlike Mike, Richie isnât chill about gory details and whenever someone gags while watching a movie he goes âYou think thatâs disgusting??? Lmaoooo thatâs nothing.â
Heâd be the type of guy who brags about being immune to disturbing shit
Google searches include âtop ten disturbing movies of all timeâ âscariest movies everâ âmovies worse than a serbian filmâ
Still likes pink guy and thinks Joji is a genius
Unironically loves the song âI Love Sexâ by Pink Guy and listens to it at least once everyday
Uses Discord a lot
Always starts studying on the last day
I think heâd like history
Not like Mike tho, he just likes textbook history and world wars etc
Plays Hearts of Iron and League of Legends
Also :) he likes to code
he is a Linux >>>>>>>>>> Windows kinda guy
Likes breaking bad
And Rick and Morty
Understands politics really well
His music taste is⌠anime opening songs
Evangelion especially
Likes science fiction books
Pretends to be a flat-earther/conservative/anti-vax for the meme
3- Ben
LIKES BACKSTREET BOYS
and boy bands in general
he is old school and still carries an mp3 around
Doesnât use spotify, he illegally downloads songs like a champ :D
Likes story rich games
Especially RPGâs. He really likes Planescape Torment and Baldurâs Gate
Kinda lame about women, like he hears Jordan Peterson say something like âthe eternal image of the divine feminineâ or some shit like that and he goes âwow poetic. agreedâ
Doesnât read âHow to woo womenâ books like Mike but thinks about it a lot thatâs for sure
Likes Audrey Hepburn
And Steinbeck
Saves different versions of the same song to his mp3. âThe Less I Know The Better but youâre crying in a bathroomâ âThe Less I Know The Better Slowed & Reverb Listen With Headphonesâ âThe Less I Know The Better Nightcoreâ
Shares playlists with Eddie
ALWAYS. ALWAYS waits for the person whoâs tying their shoes
He notices if someone is walking behind the group alone and walks back to accompany them
If no one laughs at your joke, he does
Bleached his hair once and regretted it immediately Writes poetry in his free time and makes Stan proofread it
Into psychology
Hands always in pockets
Probably owned lots of lego sets as a kid
People go to him for dating advice because he is seen as this âromantic guyâ, I mean he is but he gives terrible dating advice
4-Stan
He likes geography
Literally knows all the flags in the world and all the capitals
Blindfold him and give him a country name, he can show you exactly where it is on the map
Also he plays those google earth games where you get a random location and try to find out which country youâre in/ or try to find the nearest airport
Also I feel like heâd like planes a lot
Idk he just likes things that fly lol. Birds, planes etc.
Likes to read classics
LOVES H. P. Lovecraft
carries little poetry books with him everywhere and reads them heâs so cute
Dark academia is his aesthetic
Can play the piano
Likes to read Benâs poetry :D
Dark humor
His ringtone is Le Festin :)
Has an instagram account but never posts, just watches peopleâs stories
Very photogenic tho.
Heâs a man of culture. He likes visiting aquariums and museums
Hates zoos tho, thinks itâs evil to cage animals
Also I donât know how to explain it but⌠He just likes to decorate his place? Like to the clubhouse heâll bring stuff he likes and just quietly claims a corner as his own and make it as comfortable as he can
Has...beautiful hands
you know how some people cut the cothing labels because it irritates the back of their neck? Stan does that with everything he buys
5- Eddie
Likes Backstreet Boys because of Ben
Replies to texts immediately. Communication and social interaction gives him serotonin
I have no idea why but I feel like heâd have an obsession with Tekken and his favourite character is Ling Xiayou
Big fan of classic playstation games. Loves Spyro, Crash Bandicoot and Ratchet and Clank
He likes wearing long sleeves under t shirts
Listens to emo music, stares out the window and imagines scenarios matching the song heâs listening to
He considers MCR to be emo btw. Loves G note memes
Likes astrology
Canât watch horror movies, and gets teased by Richie about it
However he likes media that is presented as funky/funny/happy but is actually depressing/disturbing
He likes courtroom dramas
Wears sunglasses indoors for no reason
Probably likes fallout and metro games
Has a collection of finger skateboards
#weirdcore #oddcore #nostalgia #grunge
buys and wears random college sweatshirts
Hates and loves study groups, hates it in the sense that he canât focus on anything and just wants to hang out and talk, loves it in the sense that he CAN hang out with his friends and talk
Romanticizes everything
6- Bill
Has lots of taurus energy and is sleepy all the time
Has major Leonardo DiCaprio in The Basketball Diaries vibes
Dresses effortlessly
And likes basketball lol.
He just has⌠boy energy. If that makes sense. Boy next door
Likes to draw his friends
posts his drawings on Instagram
Has lots of OCâs but doesnât know theyâre called OCâs, just refers to them as âthis character I createdâ
He likes being praised a lot ngl
His taste in memes is very similar to Richieâs
You know how they put a random word on top of a random image and it doesnât make sense at all. He laughs at things like that. Like Richie sends him something like this:
ME WHEN I WHEN
[image of monkey]
BOTTOM TEXT
and he thinks itâs funny and loses his shit im sorry
Like someone sends a picture of Keanu Reeves to the groupchat and texts âgâ and he thinks itâs funny???? He sees a picture of a cow in the backrooms and starts choking
He memorized every line in Boneless Pizza and can quote it wihtout stuttering. Like he would be sitting alone talking to himself saying shit like âya pizza. Watchu want. 2 liter machine broke we got one liter tho. fuck you mean B.â
Never answers calls? Doesnât like talking on the phone. He just has âDonât fucking call me when you can text!!â energy
phone is always on silent mode
doesnât do anything but attracts people anyway
7- Bev
Likes musicals
Theatre kid
Chews gum a lot
And swallows them :(
Likes cottagecore
Buys notebooks with cute covers but can never fill them so she just gives them to bill who turns them into sketchbooks
I think sheâd give advice or reaussure people in a way that sounds kinda rude but isnât really? Like she tells it like it is. Blunt
Likes Avatar The Last Airbender
Sense of humor is:
[Picutre of the fox from Zootopia]
why is he hot help đđđ
wears baggy clothing + long skirts
#headcanon#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#mike hanlon#beverly marsh#bill denbrough#ben hanscom#stan uris#stanley uris#hcs#ask
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iâm sorry, what fo you mean by âtrad tumblrâ ?
if i had to generalize, it's the people with sentence-long urls that have something to do with christianity, monarchy, or just straight up had the word "trad" in them who obsessively comment on tilthat posts, post articles from breitbart about how gay people are destroying western civilization and go into meltdowns about "CLOWN WORLD", talk about how much they hate """"bankers"""", think they're speaking in an undetectable secret language that only other racist people understand when they reference fbi crime statistics or say "Who could be responsible for this" in reference to anti-semitic conspiracy theory posts (big fan of conspiracy theories too, btw). they never explicitly state that they are fascists, but the people they associate themselves with do, and boy do they love to "ironically" claim that they are racist in an attempt to preemptively take the piss out of the accusation when it inevitably comes. really buddy-buddy with terf tumblr, many of them are even in relationships with people from terf tumblr (not kidding, see lobotomygf and lobotomybf for example if thats still their urls) because their hatred of trans people momentarily outweighs the fact that they view women as property. in what i guess is an attempt to convince themselves they are normal, they usually feign ignorance on a lot of social trends and post shitty boomer memes about christianity to convince themselves they made the right decision when they converted to catholicism because their favorite tumblr racist man told them it would save the white race.
if all of this is completely foreign and new to you, congratulations, you're a normal person who has never been burdened with this knowledge and subsequent duty of having to constantly block these shitheads when their dumb ass memes are reblogged by people oblivious to the op's antics.
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15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?
Well, you got my friends and I talking so have a list. A long list. also most of these arenât jokes or anything but its stuff you only get if you live here (I live in Northern Ireland btw ppl)
the âborn in belfastâ song with the pug
its spelt craic not crack (as in banter)
pronouncing it as âNORN IRONâ
saying âoh ayeâ all the time
and âthats grandâ
when you bump into someone OPH - SORRY MATE
FLEAGS
knowing exactly what type of area youâre in cause of the flags
(dont disscuss flags in NI)
(v bad idea)
when youâre ending a phone call, especially with older ppl âokay right thatâs grand okay right see you later bye bye bye byeâ in one breath
the difference between a high school, grammar school and a private school
having some form of potatoes with most meals
âpound for a chippyâ
PASTIES AKA HEAVEN FROM THE CHIPPY
finally having a government after not having one for like 3 years
 people saying âacwk you know your manâ or âyour womanâ and everyone knowing exactly what your talking about
putting your table number up online (when youâre at Spoons) and everyone ordering you mushy peas
potato bread i repEAT POTATO BREAD
saying how now brown cow properly :)
That buzzfeed quiz that says most ppl donât know who we are
being referred to as âIrelandâ
having to explain the entire countryâs history or just saying youâre from ireland when on holiday
BELFAST PRIDE (highlight of my year)
CHRISTMAS MARKET (another highlight)
CULTURE NIGHT!! (bros, performing at culture night was such a buzz lemme tell you. it was so special)
Traditional Irish Dancing! Not the wigs, fake tan, big, sparkly dresses, make up and overly bouncy irish dancing (plz dont kill me feis dancers, its impressive) but the natural hair and make up, traditional steps and dances, traditional dresses (bro i danced at Disneyland Paris and we got so many compliments and a feis dancer asked us how tf we did it cause we did a super slow dance w/ loads of leg extentions and slow movements and feis donât do it)
so yeah, thats it aha. theres probs more but thats all my friends and I came up with
#hannahs asks#nothern ireland#bro this is so long#sorry#thanks for the ask mum!#much appreciated xx#love you#đđ
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Meme anon here, so I am stuck in being a perfectionist and trying to find the right meme/pic to use (with proper credit where it is due) or to make for myself so i am right now just going to send overall descriptions in 4 different asks if that is okay. Just to get the overall idea/theme of the memes (since they deal with Phase 3 and such. Here goes nothing... (1/5)
(2/5) HAL and Skynet memes. I'm actually working on MAKING them, OMG! It's kinda fun actually.
(3/5) The picture where Tony announces at the Press Conference (tm) that he was Iron Man. Then Text Post/meme. Or various pictures of Tony in the suit. THEN meme. (Sorry if any of these were not what you were/are expecting.)
(4/5) Use stuff inside your TWIFFON au, such as using the S.W.O.R.D. Logo that you have and make memes using that. (Just a thought.) Or pretend/fake images for the Fashion Week Fiasco or the Relay Race (if that was hypothetically photographed in your au.)
(5/5) And for the last meme ideas/descriptions: Pictures of the world/Earth with the initials of SI or the SWORD Logo ghostly photoshopped on top/behind it, with then the meme idea. Or just the planet with the meme (something ominous but funny). I got some HAL memes already made. They're not perfect but they're done. Still working on some of the others (not the SWORD logo, that I'm leaving alone) Please let me know your thoughts. Too far? Not quite what you're looking for? This has been fun!
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...oh boy. Friend, some of these memes are actually edging into spoiler territory, because of Reasons.Â
Under the bolded part for those who don't want spoilers, because the more I think about it the more likely I am to ramble and the memes are actually a very important plot point in TWiFFON, no matter how ridiculous that sounds without context.
Also: in regards the memes youâve mentioned, I get the feeling some of them would probably be SI-only. For instance, while the Fashion Week Fiasco made headlines, other incidents [cough cough, the Relay Race] are the sort of thing that stays in-house. Kinda like Legalâs jokes about world domination, now that I think about it.Â
The spoilery territory comes with the memes that might involve the world, though, for multiple reasons.
See, after the Civil War arc, thereâs going to be a few others to go: the fallout of Civil War, the Final Battle, and the Realization.
Specifically, after the Civil War arc, thereâs going to be another timeskip as Tony acutely feels the crunch of âoh shit the Avengers arenât an option to protect the planet anymore, itâs literally just me, oh fuckâ.
When he feels this crunch, heâs not going to pull his punches intellectuallyâ by which I mean heâs going to delve into morally dubious stuff, and the other side of the Merchant of Death takes center stage as he brainstorms potential defense after defense for Earth. Hereâs the thing: when I say âmorally dubiousâ, I mean âheâs going to wish he could afford to drink something stronger than coffeeâ because heâs going to go over SHIELDâs shadier research, notes of the tech found after New York, everything JARVIS found via scouring the dark web, you name it.Â
Even more specifically, remember that energy shield that protected the portal device in the first Avengers movie? Remember how it was borderline impossible for anyone to get past it?Â
Yeah, Tonyâs going to do something like that. But for the entire planet.Â
An immense network of satellites and what-have-you, spanning the entire globe.Â
[itâs not exactly original since I got the idea from both Star Wars and Doctor Who, but bear with me]
Thereâs more to it than that, but the energy shield is meant to be one of the last lines of defense.Â
Hereâs the thing: itâs not subtle. Kinda hard to be, with its size and the breathtaking amounts of energy it requires [good thing SIâs invested so heavily into green energy], and its name is what makes it prime meme fodder.
Because what everyoneâs seeing is this bigass energy shield network in the sky, keeping out the vast armies that stretch as far as the eye can see. And Tonyâs naming skills are only marginally better than a biologistâs, and the rest of humanityâs isnât much better.
The energy shieldâs official name is the Iron Dome [also because itâs got the same idea as the thing in real life], but the moment it went online, the internet renamed it Skynet, which, awkward.Â
It only gets funnier after the Reveal, too.
...on another note, the main role the memes play ties in with Tonyâs obliviousness.Â
See, after the Civil War arc, Tonyâs [understandably] hyperfocused on the whole âprotecting the Earthâ schtick and doesnât really have time for much else. Heâs tangentially aware of other stuff going on, but he has so much to do he doesnât really pay attention to it.Â
When the first memes about world domination start to float around, he blinks but goes back to work, because again, turns out that when it comes to protecting the planet, if you want something done right you have do it yourself. Normally heâd have fun with the memes, would be over the moon and be laughing at them with everyone elseâ but he has Things To Do.Â
The single meme I have in mind for the matter is Star Trek-based, and also later on serves as the basis for why the rest of the galaxy refers to them as the Terran Empire, btw.
The first meme desensitized him to the idea; by the time Pepper approaches him about it, he thinks sheâs joking. When the Sorcerer Supreme shows up shooting him significant looks and talking about being responsible to take care of threats to the Earth, the implied threat flies right over Tonyâs head and he just goes âgreat, welcome to the club! I havenât accounted for magic yet, is there anything we could tweak in this project to bolster our defenses?â
This is why it takes a honest-to-goodness Destroyer of Worlds to break it to him that no, itâs not a joke, he genuinely did take over the world. Yeah, oops.
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...long story short, I really like the idea, but again, not sure how much screentime Iâd be able to give the memes in the main fic. The sidefic would allow for more screen time, of course, but Iâm not sure if thatâs something youâd want to see?
edit: Iâd put in a read-more, only apparently I canât? Apologies to anyone who didnât want spoilers or long posts.
#I got an ask!#replies#Naught replies#behind the scenes#The War is Far From Over Now#major spoilers for TWiFFON#TWiFFON spoiler#long post
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Mass Effect Chats ft. Me and My Bro
(For context we both forgot Thane (the Drell aka Grasshopper Man)'s name) Bro: THANE!! That's his name.
Me: YES!
Me:...
Me: Thane-ks for reminding me.
Bro: *deep sigh*
Bro:...
Bro: I should've Thane that comin.
Me: EYYY
Upon finding a powered down Big Boi Mech: *GASP* HIS NAME IS CARL.
Bro, referring to Carl as he helps us in our quest: He walks like a boss.
Me: or a 2 y/o having a tamtrum
Bro: or like a 2 y/o who just took a dump
Me: okay, take it from someone who works with 2 year olds, they are disturbingly good at hiding when they've taken a dump the size of Ireland.
Carl, exploding bc they're a faulty mech and thats why they were abandoned: BZZZTTT
Me: CAAARRRLLL NOOOO!!!!
RIP Carl, 2010-Whenever you reach that side mission.
Me, as Shepard activates a hologram device thing: Oh boi we are in the matrix.
Me: Either that or a honeycomb.
Bro: Imma sneeze. *sneezes*
Me: RIP your sinuses btw.
Miranda(slightly stiff, Aussie, GMO girl, with an attitude and also a gun so dont make her mad bc she will shoot you) during a random side mission: It's an ambush!
Bro, as the distant cries of angry creatures echo through the valley: well duh.
Me: is that a deer?
Me: oh it's a dead varren nevermind.
After my brother and I spent 10 minutes laughing @ didney worl memes we try to have a serious conversation with Mordin: oh I'm so sorry about... Your assistant... Buddy... *snort* IM SORRY OKAY!
Me:...
Me, softly: didney worl...
Me, speaking about Miranda being seemingly unable to stand in a way that isnt a model pose: does she not ever pose like a normal person--oh nice shot of her butt, camera crew, we needed that.
Bro: Garrus... Doesnt want to talk to me... Garrus I'm sorry... :((
Me, sniffling: Don't cry, then Garrus will cry too :(((
Jack: *says the f-word twice in one conversation*
Me in a Vine voice: watch your profanity.
Me: Tali and Liara are best girl. You can't change my mind.
*door closes behind us a/o prompting*
Me: the door closed bc it knew I was right and was trying to prove my point.like a mic drop but less impressive.
Stuffy jerk politician dude to Grunt: You mention great warlords... But you were bred by a syringe.
Me:...
Me: Boi you better catch these hands.
Shepard: There's a krogan on my team, he has some sort of sickness, is there anything you can do for him?
Wrex: he is not sick, he is growing into a full blood krogan.
Me: oh dang I forgot I was right about puberty...
Grunt after being offered a position by stuffy politician guy after successfully wiping the floor with the rite of passage: You disrespect my father, Shepard, and my name and only now you respect me for my power?!
Shepard:
Bro: *gasp* what does a bebby krogan look like??
Me:...probably wrinkly.
Wrex, wearing his upgraded armor: I. AM. KROGAN.
Me, knowing full well his suit looks like Iron man armor: And you're doing amazing sweetie.
Me: we [humans] got comlimented by the Nerd Scientist and I've never been more proud.
Shepard's random fight dialogue after Angry Krogan Leader finiahes ranting: We've been spotted.
Bro, calmly running for cover: Yes. Yes we have.
Grunt: Nothing can hurt me.
Me: I feel like that's not true. You've yet to experience emotional pain.
Mordin, best nerdy boi, a Salarian and therefore in his last Decade of his 40 year lifespan: Went to Omega, opened clinic. Wanted to heal. Help people. Good use of last decade.
Me, crying: I'm so sorry for quizzing you with mean paragon questions I love you so much baby I'm sorry...
Shepard, literally every time she picks up an upgrade: I ' L L T A K E I T
Me: sToP YElLiNg.
Me, actively weeping @ Joker(best human side character ever seriously, talk to him every time you get a chance he's amazing) and Edi's(ship AI with a propensity to egg Joker on bc she thinks its funny and is also adorable fite me) budding friendship throuhout ME2: F R I E N D S H I P *crying intensifies* (I havent played the 3rd game yet dont tell me if theyre an item: there arent enough wholesome friendships in media okay?)
Shepard, stopping Mordin from murdering a disgusting rat who mutilated people in effort to do something stupid and morally complicated: murder is wrong.
Mordin: hm. You right. (Indirect quote)
Me & Bro @ the Scottish and New York engineers: 10/10 amazing side characters. More of them please.
#mass effect#mass effect 2#me2#shepard me2#jacob mass effect(forgotghisnametoowhoops)#miranda (i forgot her name again frick)#garrus!!#mass effect garrus#garrus vakarian#mordin solus#mordin aka best nerd#protect him#i love this series so much yall#i cri evretiem#also the freaking#SOUNDTRACK YO#the CHARACTERS?????#AMAZING#i lowkey live for this game#dont play it if you have severe anxiety over things tho#a LOT of heavy topics are discussed if you play through it all the way#in summation:#oof#but also:#AHHYYYYYFJSJKDJFNSJJSJSJSJJDJALSLMDMSMDKLAKDK#10/10 game
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Little details from Chapter 71
[Under the read more for the sake of keeping the post short and not spoil people]
This chapter is, again, focused on fights, so the general action is fairly straight forward and a conclusion to what weâve been shown in the early chapters, when our criminals arrived on the island with the Asaemon. Still, there are some neat little details worth pointing out in it.Â
It looks like UG decided to associate the rose with ChĂ´be? Itâs also interesting that he picked rather a rather practical outfit, compared to the more regal allure of the Tensen - a good reflection of his personality, we already saw him put his sleeves up in a previous chapter as well, it seems ChĂ´be, while conscious of his appearance, still enjoys practicality/comfort.
Tao Fa wears her silk scarf like a Tenne. An element of the Buddhist divine iconography, used to signify the celestial aspect of the character depicted, it is also found in Shintoism and associated with gods such as the twin gods of Thunder and Wind Raijin and Fujin, or with Bishamonten, the god of War. It is commonly associated with Bosatsu, especially Kanânon, the God/Goddess of Compassion and Mercy. The latterâs iconography is, interestingly, partially applied to the Kishikai form of the Tensen. Fun fact: Bosatsu/Boddhisatva are persons who achieved Nirvana but renounced it to act as guide for the salvation of the soul (breaking the cycle of reincarnation) by reincarnating themselves. It fits the divine and enlightened aspect of the Tensen - though it is pretty ironic in their case, considering they are terribly human themselves and more enclined to kill humans for the sake of their research than help them find salvation.Â
It looks like Fuchi is still mad at TĂ´ma for his betrayal. TĂ´ma may have judged him as a creepy weirdo, but Fuchi really is a sensitive soul despite his strange demeanor, isnât he? TĂ´maâs hesitation is also very interesting. Could it be the key to ChĂ´be not murdering everybody, in the long run? They already have a good point for having taken good care of TĂ´ma, after all, and ChĂ´be showed gratitude for that - albeit in his own way, by letting Fuchi and Tamiya handle Tao Fa. Itâs a good match-up for them too, since Tao Fa is Wood, while Fuchi is Metal and Tamiya is Fire: in the Theory of the Five Elements, Metal hinders Wood and Wood generates Fire.Â
Itâs not really a neat little detail but I was waiting for ChĂ´be to start shit with Ju Fa ever since Rien took him to HĂ´rai. Itâs hilarious because Ju Fa was probably too haughty to realise he was next to a man really motivated to murder him - even when said man straight up announced it by saying it was himself and his brother Ju Fa had nearly killed and thrown in the Tan Pit. Ju Fa, youâre an idiot blinded by your arrogance. ChĂ´be being the first one to strike him is gold, really. Concerning their fight, him and TĂ´ma may not have it easy, since Fire (Ju Fa) hinders Metal (ChĂ´be)... However, we also saw ChĂ´be able to not only go head-to-head with Gabimaru (also Fire), but capable of taking Ju Faâs hits without being brutally taken down - him being able to hold his own like that, in such a short amount of time, was even deemed exceptional. Letâs just hope that ChĂ´bae wonât be too reckless in his fight - TĂ´ma may inform him of the danger of too much regeneration, in order to protect him from his own recklessness.Â
Snark really is ChĂ´beâs primary weapon, isnât it? The fact that he never had any respect for them and it totally flew over their head do show how far up their own pseudo-godly arse the Tensen are. Even when faced with an oddly earnest liar like ChĂ´be, they failed to consider he may actually try to fuck shit up as soon as the opportunity arises. A good punishement for their hubris.Â
This has been a running gag on the Discord server, but Ju Fa really is that Jealous Emo Boyfriend, isnât he? Youâre not the only person whoâs pissed off, Chrysantheum Boy.
After the reference to an old Idol duo (if I understand correctly, UGâs version is something along the line of The Stardust Brothers lol), we get the Team Rocket. UG lowkey being a meme lord with the Aza Brothers is something I live for. (Second pic coming from here)
Edit: I told you something was up with ChĂ´beâs braid btw lol UG even liked my tweet on that matter without replying, he knew I was onto him and his plot haha
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to expand on this slightly from my own personal experience and maybe assist readers who are unsure about these:
âdead dove do not eat��� is a reference to a meme that you may or may not have seen where a character finds a bag in a fridge with those words on it, looks into it and says âi donât know what i expectedâ implying that there was indeed a dead dove in the bag. in fanfic tagging this is usually taken to be read as âthere are unpleasant things in this fic, do not be surprised if you open it and find some.â in particular this will usually refer to content that is on the more extreme end of violence (sometimes but not always sexual) or subjects that are extremely taboo. i have also seen it used in fics that have hurt/comfort but with a strong emphasis on the hurt or heavy angst or that discuss trauma in explicit detail, but i would say that i see that a lot less often.
different writers will have different ideas of what counts as âextremeâ here but regardless the dead dove tag demonstrates a very specific intent. âcreator chose not to use archive warningsâ is a bit fuzzier and again i can only draw on my own reading experience.
it helps to know that the warnings not being used are not broad.
if you have never used ao3 for posting, these are the archive warnings. a writer might tag for other things in the body of the tags and a lot of writers do, but these are the ones that have their own boxes and are highlighted by the UI when the fic is posted in the same little box as the rating.
so one reason someone might choose not to warn is obvious right away and thatâs spoilers. âmajor character deathâ in particular i think would be the most obvious culprit as well as coming with its own particular disincentive: not wanting people to avoid clicking your fic because they see that tag and worry that their fave is going to meet an unfortunate end. but obviously the others could all also spoil things in the work and some people donât want to do that.
and the fun thing about that is that even if your story doesnât contain any of those... not tagging them can also then be a spoiler! if i see a summary along the lines of âiron man is trapped on a deadly dalek warship, will he make it out alive??â and see thereâs no warning for major character death, well, iâm going in a lot less worried about iron man and that might kill some of the tension the poor author put all their hard work into. choosing not to warn can then be read as âno archive warnings apply, but shhhhâ
the other possibility, of course, is that the creator themselves has not actually plotted out all of their fic and does not currently know whether it will eventually qualify for one of the big bad tags.
then there are people using it because they donât know if their fic actually counts as one of those warnings or not. this can be the ever-debated issue of when something has gone from dubcon to noncon, what exactly qualifies as âgraphicâ violence, or ambiguities like a major character dying but then being revived in some fashion. what if the tagged content doesnât happen on-screen and is only referenced or part of a characterâs backstory? choosing not to warn then functions as a kind of âsoftâ warning or, less charitably, as covering oneâs ass just in case. (this is also something to bear in mind when there are warnings, btw. graphic violence is probably the most inconsistent i see for tagged fics even meeting the criteria at all, but every one of these can be tagged simply because the author is erring hard on the side of caution)
obviously, none of these reasons are immediately clear just from seeing that a creator chose not to warn, and that is where reader discretion comes in. i would suggest using all the skills you would apply to picking up a book in a library and checking the blurb. what kind of genre and tone does the work seem to be going for in its summary? does the author have other works that could help you get an idea of the kinds of stuff they are likely to make? can you infer some context from the other tags? these are good general literacy skills to learn and to train.
another vital skill is knowing when to step back. fiction can be a very good place to explore upsetting themes safely or to gently challenge yourself and it can also be a very good place to train setting strong boundaries and emotionally grounding yourself. i was reading a pro published book recently and when it got to a part where the main character was subjected to sexual violence i had to put it down for a few days and come back to it when i had processed how i was feeling. i consider that a worthwhile experience, but you donât owe any obligation to read something if you are worried you might respond poorly to it. you can put the book down for good, you can avoid picking it up in the first place, you can do a whole lot of things that do not apply to real-life experiences and you should make use of that. itâs entirely up to you what you want or donât want to risk.
Dead Dove Do Not Eat: the equivalent of an ingredients list on packaging. "This is what is contained in this work. You know what's in it, so looking at/reading it is your own choice. Do not complain to me that there's something in it that was clearly stated already."
Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings: the equivalent of buying food from a stall without full ingredient lists. "This may or may not contain something you don't like. It is up to you to decide what you can and can't handle and whether or not you want to take chances on this work."
Both very important tags that serve completely different purposes.
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