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klebald · 13 days ago

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hello hello, goodmorning…or good-whatever it is for you, right now it’s morning for me… anyways!

it’s good to know that you remember me—and i appreciate you calling my emoji choice cool! i grew such a liking to that emoji before and after using it (and i still do…) it’s also good to hear that you have many backups, i do have to say once you disappeared i was disappointed since i enjoyed having these little anonymous talks with you, but now i know i won’t have to worry about that!

good luck/job on your midterms! i’m sure you did well, and i read that you’re going out with a B+ to a B? i think that’s still good, what matters is you doing your best… no worries about talking about school, it can be tough and stressful so i definitely understand!! it’s good to hear you had a good halloween, what you did sounds very awesome and it’s nice to know you get to relax now… (even if it’s for a little while).

i’m sorry to hear about the scarring, unless you like it? well, i’m doubtful since you referred to it as disgustingly, and i hope your ankle heals fast so you can get back to walking normally!! make sure to rest well and take care of it + yourself. :)

i’ve been…alright, definitely better, it was my birthday 4? days ago now, that was fun… i didn’t do much except chill (as usual) and hangout with my family.

— 🫀

Hello! Late good morning, that is closer to afternoon-stepping-into-evening. It is dark out. It was morning for me when you sent this, as well. It both saddens and relieves me to know that you were disappointed to see me go. No further worries, though. I will be around as long as you are, fascinating emoji choice and all. You are more than welcome, by the way. I will continue to offer anonymous talks about our day for quite some time, I have little better to do, especially on a weekend. I am also somebody who happens to enjoy the indulgence that is writing about myself and drooooning on. Apparently, others read through it, meaning that this works out well. Thank you for your kind words on my schoolwork, consider me charmed. Heheheh. Hard work is what I focus myself on when I'm not scorching my retinas with my laptop screen scrolling through Tumblr, and it seems difficult to be anything BUT good at that. Managing a B+ is still better than the grades I was pulling say three years ago, so I suppose I'll take it. Next quarter I am really going to try and keep my grade steady as an A for that class, fuck youuuuu, Computer Science. With the way my Halloween went, I really do hope yours went fairly, as well. I would only wish to be even. If not, I will give you a bit of my candy, as I really don't need it all.

Maybe if the scar were in a better place, I would like it. Unfortunately, my knee just happens to look red like I banged it, so there are less pros to it than I would have assumed falling that hard. If only you didn't explode it, or opted for a little bit higher, I could look badass. I hope that my ankle heals quickly, as well, and I thank you for your well wishes. You are very considerate, anon. I just got off of it after being on it for a short amount of time, meaning that I am back to resting indeed, but it hurts enough I cannot manage keeping a shoe all the way on that foot, so I am under the assumption I messed it up pretty badly. There was also me looking like a moron, limping with my foot halfway in a sneaker and the entire thing not even touching the ground that came with it, so I am a little embarrassed to have to had left the house just now. Oh well, I'm the most worried about playing DDR this week with it. Pray that it heals quickly, as you have been, for Dance Dance Revolution (StepManiaX) 's sake! I am also glad to know that you have been alright. The nice thing to do was to check up on you, of course, seeing how long it'd been. Happy belated Birthday! I'm relieved that that went well for you. Sometimes chilling really is what is best for the soul. Take this, a late present of sorts. :-)

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wild-karrde · 1 year ago

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Bringing this back for Fandom Friday because I just can’t get enough Echo apparently hehehehe 🤭🤭 Karrde, babes, you really outdid yourself with this one because this fic is just so relatable as a writer, and I would not complain if Echo were to help me with a little Inspiration 🥰😈

ERIN YOU ARE TOO KIND. I AM SO GLAD YOU LOVE THAT FIC (I honestly do too, and was very surprised with how much I came to love it).

And trust me, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "ENOUGH ECHO." Thank you so much for rec'ing me this week! I APPRECIATE YOU!!!

Participate in Fandom Friday to show your favorite creators from this week some love! :)

#FANDOM FRIDAY #creator appreciation #fic rec #fanfiction #fan fic #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #nsft #lemon #lemony lemon #arc trooper echo #echo x reader #echo x you

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ateezthings · 4 years ago

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ATEEZ Reaction: Crush being oblivious to their hints

Anon said: “Could you please write an ateez reaction to having a crush on someone who’s oblivious to their hints?? I have a second one too (more angsty heheheh), ateez reaction to their long time crush announcing they’re dating someone else??”

In this scenario I assumed their crush would be you, cz why would they not have a crush on you, hope you like it 😊 The second one will probably be out next week

Genderneutral

Fluff, Slight Angst in Jongho’s part

Pairings: You x each member

Warnings: None (Them confessing their feelings for you, a little manhandling in Jongho’s part)

Songs that convey the mood I was going for:

Moon Taxi – Say

Keane – Somewhere Only We Know

A Day To Remember – Everything We Need

Great Good Fine Okay, Before You Exit – Find Yourself

Scenario:

Because of your work you had gotten really close to all eight of the boys over the last few month. In the evenings you’d just chill and get something to eat with them. Nights usually ended with all of you lying on the couch in the dorms as one big ball of people, immersed in a show you had all decided to watch together. Some of them were always arguing and screaming during the show but overall, you got along great. You enjoyed their company. Little did you know that one of them enjoyed having you around more than the other boys.

*~Seonghwa~*

Towards the end of your movie night, you usually ended up dozing off on Seonghwa’s shoulder. It wasn’t that you were seeking him out, he just always happened to be near you when you started to feel sleepy. But you couldn’t complain, his shoulder was quite comfortable.

One night he told you to meet you in the kitchen, all the other boys were busy fighting each other for snacks in the living room.

“What’s going on Seonghwa?” It worried you a little because he was silent the whole day.

“Uhm, I felt like I needed to talk to you about something…”

“Sure, what is it?”

“Alright, uh… I sort of… uhm... have feelings... for you”

You needed a minute to comprehend what he just said. “Wow… okay… uhm... I didn’t expect that”

“I thought it was quite obvious because you fall asleep on my shoulder every night… but I guess not” He awkwardly chuckled.

Suddenly you felt quite dumb for not noticing.

“Okay uhm… I mean I like being around you… a lot… would you maybe give me some time to think about it?”

His eyebrows seemed to drop a little: “…Yeah, sure”

You couldn’t help but wanting to hug him really tight. While you were embracing him, he placed a soft kiss on your forehead.

*~Hongjoong~*

He pressed play and a wonderfully melodious tune started playing. After a few moments Hongjoong’s voice started to sing on the recording. It was a beautiful love song about someone having a crush on someone else, but all their efforts didn’t seem to get them anywhere.

“Hongjoong that’s a beautiful song… and you wrote it all in one night? Wow”

“That’s all you have to say to that?”

“Well, I complimented you on your efforts… what did you wanna hear?”

“Oh, just forget it” He stopped looking at you and quickly closed the file.

“No really Joong, what is this about?”

He took a deep breath: “It’s about you, Y/N, the song is about you…”

“Hold on… it’s about me? Are you telling me that you have feelings for me, Hongjoong?”

“Finally… Yes Y/N, I’ve been wanting to tell you but you never caught on to my hints…” Now he smiled.

“I never thought, you’d like someone as weird as me…” It was a lot to comprehend for you.

Then he took your hands in his: “I know that I caught you off guard, so I don’t need an answer immediate-”

“No… I do… I like you too”

He broke out into the biggest smiliest smile you had ever seen. You had always wanted to be around him… all the time. And apparently he felt the same way about you.

*~Yunho~*

On one of your Netflix nights, Yunho had asked you to come with him to get snacks from the convenience store. While you were leaving the rest of the guys yelled at you what they wanted. Typical. It was a beautiful night though, spring was coming, it wasn’t too cold.

“Let’s take this way, it’s shorter” Yunho suggested.

You didn’t recognize this part of your neighborhood: “Yunho? You’re not abducting me, are you?”

“No, you freak” He chuckled.

After a few minutes you arrived at a sort of terrace where you had a beautiful view over the city.

“It’s beautiful up here”

“Y/N, I need to tell you something, that has been on my mind for a while…” He fidgeted with his hands, before finally looking at you.

“Yunho you can tell me anything”

“Okay uhh… I kinda have a crush on you”

Your eyes grew big, you had no idea. “What? oh”

“Have you not noticed that I always ask you to help me with stuff and never the guys?”

Alright that made sense.

You had always thought Yunho was handsome but you’d just assumed he wasn’t looking for anything serious.

You approached him slowly to take his hands into yours.

After gathering all your courage, you closed the distance between you to press a sweet kiss on his lips.

*~Yeosang~*

He had invited you to go to a flea market with him. You hadn’t thought much of it other than you having similar taste to Yeosang, so it was a good match to go together. What you didn’t expect were the thousands of people there, who apparently had the same idea as you. At one point you almost lost him, had Yeosang not grabbed your hand. He didn’t let it go after that. He did that, however, to the other boys as well, so you didn’t think much of it.

A few days later he texted you to come to the roof of their dorm building. You were curious, maybe he wanted to show you a new outfit he got and wanted you to take pictures of him.

When you got there, a few candles were lit and the skyline made for a great view from where the roof was located. It was beautiful.

“Yeosang?”

“Uh, Yes, I’m here!” He waved at you to come to the end of the rooftop, where you had the best view.

“Isn’t it beautiful?”

“Yeah, you almost forget that there are people running around down there… anyway… why did you wanna meet me here?”

“Uhm… I sort of have something to tell you”

“Okay? Go on” It freaked you out how awkwardly he was fidgeting with his hands.

“Yeah, alright, I’ll just say it… I like you Y/N… a lot”

He took your hands in his.

“I like spending time with you a lot, we often say the same things, we have similar taste in music and clothes and I just really like you… so I was wondering if you’d let me take you on a date sometime? It doesn’t need to be awkward, we already know each other quite well and we could just go out for some pizza and we could get bubble tea afterwards or not, if you’d like to do something else we could do that to or if you don’t want-”

Apparently, the only way to get him to shut up was to kiss him: “Yes, I’d love to go out with you, Yeosang”

He smiled blissfully.

*~San~*

“Y/N, I’ve got feelings for you… romantic feelings… and it’s been killing me… I needed to tell you… would you maybe go out with me sometime?”

You had noticed San was a lot quieter the last few weeks, he seemed to have turned his attention inwards. But this? Wow, you didn’t expect that.

“San, I don’t know what to say”

“It’s okay, but I needed to tell you otherwise I would’ve exploded right here”

His bluntness was really endearing. You had always gotten along the best with San… And technically he only asked for one date, so what harm could that cause, you liked to spend time with him.

“Yes… I will go out with you”

“Woah, really? I didn’t expect- Now I don’t know what to say” He chuckled.

“You don’t need to” And with that you kissed his cheek.

*~Mingi~*

All of you were watching It’s okay to not be okay on Netflix, when Wooyoung felt the need to be loud.

“Ugh, it’s so obvious Gang-tae likes her too, are you kidding me? He looks at her the same way Mingi looks at Y/N, come on could it be any more obvious? Just kiss already” He hadn’t realized what he just said but you stared at him in disbelief… as did Mingi.

Mingi liked you? Sure, he usually offered you the last piece of chocolate or the last bite of his ramen, but that’s what friends do, right? You excused yourself to go to the bathroom. While leaving you could hear Hongjoong scolding Wooyoung for not thinking before speaking.

Once you were done in the bathroom, you were surprised to see Mingi standing right in front of the bathroom door.

He smiled awkwardly: “Hi… uh… I’m sorry Wooyoung is such an idiot.”

“No, it’s fine… but is it true? Do you like me?”

“Yeah” He blushed and looked at the floor.

He was so cute. Wait what?... Maybe, you liked him too?

He took a step closer to you as your heart started pounding. Maybe you really liked him.

He was now right in front of you but he didn’t kiss you, he just smiled sweetly at you and took you into his arms: “You don’t need to answer me tonight.”

*~Wooyoung~*

“Oh, Y/N, sorry, I didn’t know you were still here.”

Wooyoung stood in front of you, only in his boxers, heading to the bathroom. You didn’t know what to say.

You had come to their dorms as usual, to watch a movie. After a while Jongho and Wooyoung had decided to retract to their rooms to get an early night.

You snapped back to reality when Woo clapped his hands right in front of your face: “Earth to Y/N! I appreciate you checking me out but next time do it a little more subtle.”

Oh no. “I-uh-I wasn’t checking you out… I was just-”

“You don’t need to explain yourself” And you could swear as he walked past you, he winked at you.

After the movie had ended and all the other boys in the living sleepily stumbled towards their rooms, you packed up your things to go home. That’s when Wooyoung walked out again.

“Y/N can I talk to you for a sec?”

“Sure, what’s up, Woo?”

Suddenly he seemed quite insecure, scratching his head, looking at the floor, very unlike him.

“Wooyoung, are you alright?”

“Uh yeah, I just needed to tell you- I’ve wanted to tell you for a while but uhm- I guess what I wanna say is that I sort of have a crush on you”

Your jaw dropped.

“Y/N, I thought you would kinda catch on and talk to me, at the latest back there when I purposefully walked out in my underwear, but you don’t seem to get it”

“Uh… I mean I like you,Woo, we’ve been spending a lot of time together lately… and uhm I can’t say I didn’t like what I saw back there, so” You couldn’t hide your blushing cheeks.

You didn’t need to talk anymore. He closed the distance between you two and kissed you.

*~Jongho~*

You had playfully picked a fight with Jongho about who got to pick the film for your next movie night. That’s when something in him snapped and he pinned you to the wall. He really took you by surprise.

“Alright enough, Y/N, you’re driving me insane with your oblivious behavior. Have you not noticed how I’m always working out shirtless when you’re in the room? How I give you the first bite of my tteokkbokki or how you always end up in a team with me when we play games?”

“Wh-what are you saying?” Your hands had come up to your chest, he seriously surprised you how he just took your arms and pinned them against the wall. But it also kinda turned you on a little.

“I’m saying that I like you Y/N… I like you more than friends…” That’s when he let you go, running his hand through his hair to relieve some tension.

You still hadn’t moved. When Jongho noticed, his eyebrows drooped a little: “I’m sorry, did I scare you? I didn’t mean to do that”

“No, Jong, it’s just…that… uhm… you’ve never- I’ve never been turned on by you before” Now you were blushing.

His eyebrows were raised: “Oh really? You liked that? There’s more where that came from…”

He took your wrists into his harsh grips again and hungrily pressed his lips on yours.

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charming-2d-boys · 4 years ago

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do you write for knuckle by any chance 🥺🥺 maybe like how he would ask you out or what dating him would be like if u do this expect more knuckle bine requests luv heheheh

Honestly, he's slowly growing on me, especially after I just finished reading the CA Arc! He's adorable, along with Shoot, Morel and Knov 😍

And yes, please, I'd love that! I have a feeling I'm gonna like him a lot 😂

Thank you for the first request for Knuckle here and I hope I did him justice! 🙇

A/N: put those two together because they were similar. Hope it’s okay.

Warning: long and a little NSFW-ish

Taglist: @undercanonthots

Knuckle, despite his appearance, is an adorkable softie

the two of you met when you were walking a friend’s dog in the local park

they were extremely busy during that week and you felt bad, knowing that their dog wouldn’t like to be left alone at home for so long

so you offered to walk their dog

this also gave you the opportunity to go out a bit more often after being cooped up because of your own assignments

well, the dog didn’t really appear very strong and you got along well

at least, that's what you thought before you were snapped awake as the loose grip you had on the leash suddenly disappeared

and the dog ran

you only blinked once before running after it, occasionally yelling its name

you didn't even know where you were going

but by the time you caught up with it, you were away from the park and in a nearby market

there were all sorts of people walking about and the dog was wagging its tail and looking around, as if searching for something

this time, your grip on the leash was tight as you followed, curious as to where you were going

soon, you found yourself face to face with a guy while the dog looked as if he'd found a treasure

he looked... intimidating

or maybe he was pissed off

his clothes and hairstyle reminded you of an old-school bully or delinquent

you apologised for the disturbance and tried to pull the dog away, but it wouldn't budge

it just kept staring at the man, wagging its tail and looking happy and satisfied, almost as if awaiting praise

It's okay...

was he blushing?

he wouldn't look you in the eyes as he pet the dog on its head

if the tail wagging and happiness the dog exuded weren't enough, you felt your stomach flutter when it licked his face, making him laugh aloud

he had a really nice smile for someone who appeared so intimidating

Is it yours?

No, a friend’s. They’re busy, so I offered to walk them instead.

Knuckle thought that you were too good to be true: you were cute, kind and seemed to love animals as well

plus, you had a really nice smile

you chatted for a while and exchanged names before agreeing to meet again the next day

this proposition came especially after you had to leave due to how late it had become

and the moment you and Knuckle exchanged goodbyes and you tugged on the dog’s leash, it started whining loudly and started pulling you towards him again

it seemed like Knuckle had made a very good impression

Don’t worry, we’ll see each other again, okay?

How about tomorrow then?

Knuckle’s smile and slightly flushed cheeks made you smile back

he accepted and that’s how you found yourself meeting again

and again

you’d even hung out with him and his master, Morel, at one point, when you were shopping and coincidentally met

he was a really fun guy to be around and surprisingly cute and kind, both to people and animals

it wasn’t surprising how easy it was to develop a crush on Knuckle

and apparently, he felt the same way

and you were so close to asking him out when your relationship didn’t seem to move forward

but Knuckle surprised you yet again by asking you out, cheeks red but with a wide smile on his face

that got even wider when you accepted

in a relationship, Knuckle is just as sweet and kind as before

the only difference is that now he can be affectionate and romantic as well

he’s pretty much kissing and worshipping the ground you’re walking on

swears that just one smile from you can make his whole day better and brighter

Knuckle loves hugging you so much

even in public, he always has an arm around your waist, keeping you close and making you feel safe

well, the way he looks at everyone - as if anything even remotely threatening would get its head bitten off - makes people get out of your way without anything much but a gulp and a confused stare

Knuckle looks intimidating while you talk animatedly about the cat you saw the other day

and then he just turns towards you and smiles as he asks for more details and even photos

it’s something that leaves people a little bewildered

likes taking you pretty much everywhere

it doesn’t even matter if it was your idea, his or someone’s recommendation

he wants to see places and experience things with you

he’s also okay with dates spent inside, whether at your place or his

he pretty much sucks at video games

and you beat him even at the games you suck at playing

but Knuckle doesn’t want you to let him win

he wants to win fair and square

though if you kiss him after another loss, to him, it counts as a victory

usually has you in his lap, playing together

and believe me, he doesn’t really mean to do this

but sometimes, he just puts his face into your neck, either inhaling your scent or kissing your skin softly

he’s not trying to distract you or anything

but he just loves having you in his arms

but he cooks so well

you’re going to feel as if you’re at a high class restaurant

especially when it’s your birthday or you’re celebrating anniversaries

loves doing domestic things with you: groceries, laundry, cleaning, even making the bed together

it’s always fun being around Knuckle

and even when it comes to the other sort of fun... it’s still fun

just so you know, Knuckle cares a lot about your comfort and consent

even having your first kiss took you almost 3 months - he was nervous, okay? He felt like he would combust whenever he looked at your lips and thought about what it would feel like to kiss them

so it’s no surprise that sleeping together takes quite a while as well

Knuckle just wants to be sure that you’re both okay and ready for this

he wants sex to be another way of showing how much you love each other

he’s pretty vanilla, mostly because he likes treating you like royalty

rough... doesn’t really exist in this category of your relationship

he’s going to be more passionate, but not rough

he couldn’t bear the thought of hurting you in any way

but he praises you so much and so often

both verbally and physically

even if he blushes - and sometimes feels like crying because of how intense his feelings for you are

definitely cried once or twice, even if Knuckle denied it

while wiping his tears

he’s pretty much all about your pleasure

but that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t appreciate when you return the favour

he loves kissing you all over

and if you’re ever insecure about your appearance...

oho, get ready

long rant while his hands and lips move over every inch of your skin

you’ll definitely feel a lot better by the end of it

and aftercare?

Knuckle is one of the best

always ready, always helpful

secretly proud of how good he makes you feel

and cuddles you to sleep

one of his favourite things to do is keep you in his arms, glued to him and kissing wherever his lips can reach

Knuckle is whipped, that’s for sure

but it’s you, so it’s okay

#hxh #hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter x reader #hunter x reader #knuckle #knuckle bine #knuckle x reader #knuckle bine x reader #hxh knuckle #hxh writing

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insporaelynn · 4 years ago

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📲 raelynn && roman

WHEN: january 24-26th

DESCRIPTION: just best friends talking and being obsessed with each other. rae confides in him about her ex drama.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: drug mention, probably sex mention.

@romanbeckett

Roman

Hi love of my life. I miss your face. How’s it going??

raelynn

my baby

god, i miss you too. i'm doing okay, how're you tonight?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

it’s been an off day, not even gonna lie lol super sore and tired. I just wanna be back to normal already

raelynn

oh no

how's your scar healing up? the boys are taking care of you right??

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

it’s okay I guess bleh lol and not tonight. I’m all alone

raelynn

Where's Q? Is Aaron working?

Well I guess I should know that since I'm literally at work. Lmao.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Q is working on music. Aaron has des tonight

raelynn

ugh. i wanna lay with you and kiss ur face.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

are you busyyy? I can burn us some cookies

raelynn

i'm working but I'd love to see you after if you're still up.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

of yeah you just said you’re at work lmao fucking weed

yes please come by when you’re done

raelynn

LMAO I KNOW THE FEELING

absolutely, i'm yours.

u know niamh was trying to figure out who rue's date was and she was like "is it you" bc i mentioned that I have a dick appt with him tomorrow night.

and i was like. dude, no, for like, a thousand reasons. like, why would that ever be me???

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚n.

oh god, I’m so out of the loop with gossip lately, it’s sad. I didn’t even know he had a date lol

raelynn

it's apparently some big secret but he's having people help him dress up and asking about flowers and candy and niamh is like "bitch is it you" and i'm like. LMAO.

like is there anything about me that says flowers and candy

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

Hahahahahhahahahahaha HAHAHA

that really made me laugh too hard.

raelynn

like, i'm not the flowers girl, i'm the sneak out in the night girl, the middle of the afternoon girl, all those things, but flowers girl???? sdkfdskksd

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I’m 100p a flowers girl

raelynn

YOU ARE AND YOU'RE WORTH IT MY BABY

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

my parents are coming in to town this week. Gotta tell them I have two boyfriends haaaa. Pray for me

raelynn.

I feel like that should be the least shocking thing about you??? In a good way.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

yeah, I definitely keep them on their toes

raelynn

tell ur boyfriend that if he wants me to continue wearing body glitter he's going to have to pay me extra

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

omg but I love body glitter fyi

raelynn

I did an onlyfans video with Lilah earlier and I'm like 80% sure that I left glitter on her sheets. Like I'm a fucking unicorn.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

that makes me so happy I can’t even lie

I too wanna leave glitter everywhere

man I need to do only fans

raelynn

i would a thousand percent subscribe

both bc i'm a perv and also bc i'm a very supportive best friend.

we could get naked and do a body glitter photoshoot

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

and I love this about you

that sounds like a dream?? Wow

raelynn

would love nothing more than to apply body glitter to ur glorious tiddies.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

my tillies would appreciate it

Hahahaa it hurts to laughhhh

raelynn

SORRY SORRY I'M GOING TO BE VERY SERIOUS NOW

clears throat Um. The National Debt.

it is my understanding that there is. National Debt.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

hahahah I love you

raelynn

Blah blah, topics. Blah blah, smart people jargon, blah blah

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

god it’s so boring isn’t it

would so much rather talk about titties

raelynn

God same.

Like how yours are somehow bigger than mine.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I know, I need some sort of support at this point I think

raelynn

we could get you fitted for bras somewhere maybe that'd be fun

it'd look actually so hot

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

well I already wear lingerie in the bedroom. Might as well.

raelynn

you will be the absolute death of me, you're simply too gorgeous and too sweet to exist.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

stahhpppp you’re making me blushhhh. Right back atcha my babe

raelynn

is there anything you want me to bring you when i'm done here?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

just yourself. I’ve got good ass weed

raelynn

and for the millionth time, i realized, you are my soul mate.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

you’re mine, lovie.

raelynn

i wish i could've had appendix surgery instead of you

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

noooo don’t be silly lol I’m okay darling.

raelynn.

no i hate that you were in pain even for like a second i hate it so much!!

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

stop it, I love you. You cutie. Oh god okay I’m gonna make us cookies.

raelynn

Dont burn the house down my beautiful twin flame

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I always get cookie dough thinking I’ll do better next time. I still have that unearned confidence

raelynn.

Thats bc im always building you up and rightfully so

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

yes you do and I live for it. I also really love fresh cookies right out of the oven, I just want to make that happen

raelynn

I believe in you my little tropical starfish

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

raelynn

literally you

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

hehehehe ⭐️

raelynn

i don't think anybody's ever gonna love me more than you

and i think. i think maybe that's okay?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

that’s not true. You’re gonna find someone who is gonna blow you away

raelynn

yeah but even if i did, would I even be able to love them without being scared of them?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

yeah, I think so. I’ve had to overcome a lot of walls and fears myself that I never thought I could. The right person makes it easier.

raelynn

idk there are a lot of people i could've loved if i hadn't been so....this lmao

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I think it’ll just take some time!

raelynn

you have so much faith in me.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

of course I do. I think you can do anything.

raelynn

i'm not really sure.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

you don’t have to be cause I ammmmm

raelynn

and you're the smartest person in the world

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

in the whole world?? Damn. I’m not near as rich as I should be then.

raelynn

how about I stay over with you tonight and we get some breakfast in the morning? I did really good on tips tonight.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

okay!! I’d love that

raelynn

good 'cause i don't get to spend nearly as much time with you as i wanna

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I knowwww. We haven’t had a sleepover in so long

raelynn

you can cuddle up to me and i'll feed you cookies and kiss your hair

revolutionary. better than therapy.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Yes!!!!

raelynn

loml

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I finished the cookies baby and I didn’t burn them to a crisp

raelynn

you fucking legend

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I’m pretty damn proud of myself not gonna lieeeee

[...]

raelynn

extremely sad that i couldn't stay at breakfast with you all day

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

same

now I’m bored

raelynn

i swear after i left you my day went down the tubes.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

oh no I’m sorry

who do I need to fight

raelynn

well carson is back.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

oh god, tell me more

raelynn

idk why he's back but wes gave him my number bc i guess when i told him to lose it he took it to heart which like good i wanted him to

but anyway i screamed at him in the chat

everyone called me a hypocrite bc i told ivy to stop being a bitch in the chat awhile back. which tbh i didn't remember even doing, i just be saying shit.

like alex opened his fuckin mouth and i'm like what dog do you have in this fight

oh and DELILAH is moving in with carson bc he's "like her brother!!!" never mind the fact that he cheated on me bc i guess friendship doesn't mean much anymore

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

wow that’s...messy. Wtf lilah though seriously

raelynn.

So then Carson texts me bc wes gave him my number and that felt like being??? Pushed back in time against my will

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

that’s not cool

raelynn

So yeah a lot of crying today

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

*chick with knife emoji*

me rn

raelynn

Cute but lethal

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

*img attachment*

and not at all high...

raelynn.

you're so hot jesus christ.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I love you.

raelynn.

love u more than life itself

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

*img attachment of a keychain that says PUSSY WAGON*

this was recommended to me on Instagram and now I want it.

raelynn

LET'S GET THEM MATCHING.

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A CAR

AND THEREFORE NO KEYS FOR SAID CAR

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

it would be perfect for my Volkswagen

raelynn.

omg and with me in it...it really WOULD be a pussy wagon......

big brain

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahahahah

raelynn

we should road trip soon

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I would love that so much honestly

raelynn

where should we go?

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

Disney world!!

raelynn

will u propose to me there

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

wouldn’t that be romantic as heck

raelynn.

THE most romantic and also we'd maybe get free dessert

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

I never turn down anything free.

raelynn

me neither. not the taylor family way

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahaha I love you.

raelynn.

we'll start planning a summer trip, just us.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

yay yay yay yay!

raelynn.

i'm gonna wear a tiara the whole time.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.BOT01/25/2021

with Mickey ears?

raelynn.BOT01/25/2021

of course, i'm not a monster.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

hahahaa

[...]

raelynn

I hate dudes.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

they’re a mess aren’t they lol

raelynn

Had a temporary lapse in sanity and agreed to meet Carson for coffee lol and he canceled like 15 mins before we were supposed to meet for a probably fake meeting lmao its so typical but I fell for it

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

babe I’m so sorry

raelynn

Like im just so tired

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧

how can I make it better

raelynn.

I don't know honestly and I wish I did.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

I love you.

raelynn

I love you.

𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

you’re my baby

raelynn

you're MY baby

#texts #texts: roman #ch: roman

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goodnightkisseu · 5 years ago

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Hwang Minhyun - In The Fields

→ pairing: minhyun x reader

→ genre: fluff, historical!au (kinda?)

→ word count: 2235

→ warnings: mentions of a war but nothing graphic

→ summary: your village had one rule: do not bring in any outsiders. yet, when you find him injured, what else were you to do?

→ masterlist // wanna one masterlist

note: Hehehehe, you thought you were only going to get one fic didn’t you, @prettywordsyouleft? Well, surprise! There are two! I couldn’t just write a fic for your Kyungsoo without also writing one for your Hwangsband. It may technically not be your birthday anymore where you are, but it is where I am! This one is more of a thank you for being such a great friend. I know I’ve probably been a bit insufferable this last month, but thank you for listening to me. I really appreciate you, Chelle, and love you much!

- ash <3

There was one law in your village that was always to be abided by: never, was anyone allowed to take in an outsider.

Your small village was located on the outskirts of two rather large cities. To the east of you was the Imperial Kingdom. It thrived under the rule of the royal family. You had been there only once, but the city itself was lavish. Most of those that lived near the capital made a good living, but as you went further and further out, it was no surprise that those areas were not as prosperous. To the west was what used to be an outpost for the Imperial Kingdom. Many that were unable make a living moved out towards it, as it bordered the neighboring lands. They felt like they had a better chance of making it there than back at home. With time, the outpost flourished into its own large city with the help of the neighboring kingdom, and this was where all of the trouble started.

Being able to bridge the gap with the neighboring kingdom to the west, the outpost sought to grow, making its own entity. In doing so, they started to move out toward the vast plain that separated the two municipalities. Unsurprisingly, the Imperial Kingdom heard of their plans and grew concerned with a war that was likely to break out. And their concern was valid as, not long after, the war was declared. Fights broke out on this vast plain... and your village was at the center of it.

Being located right on the end of the plain, meant that you could thrive raising your farm animals there, as well as growing your crops. It was a peaceful living. However, when intelligence scouts from both sides realized what a great post this would be, troops invaded your small village. It left your home in shambles for years, remaining villagers having to rebuild with the limited supplies that they had. Even now with the war gone and the two large cities learning to coexist, your village was still unwilling to let outsiders in. They worried it would show favoritism, and if a batter were to come again, the town would not survive.

So you were well aware of what it would mean if you helped that injured man... and yet you defied your village's law. Because your kindness would not allow you to leave a person in need of help...

The day you had met him, the man you would later know as Minhyun, you were taking your horse out on a ride. It was rare that you left your farm in recent months. Between making sure that all of your animals were healthy, and that you had enough goods to bring out to the local market, your days were usually just spent there. However, today you decided to break that routine and go out, knowing that it would be good for you and your trusty horse who had been stuck roaming the same plot for the last while. The two of you came to a small shaded area to rest, and that was when you found him. Lying next to the water, somewhat obscured by the trees was a man, unconscious. Your initial reaction was to get out of there. It could be dangerous, and you had heard about bandits using a similar tactic to rob innocents. But for an unknown reason, your concern for him was far greater than your sense of fear. After all, what if he was injured?

Against your better judgment, you approached the unconscious man to check on him. His breathing was low, his skin a bit pale. That was when your eyes trailed down and noticed it. The large gash in his leg. He was losing blood, and the wound needed to be treated. Without thinking on it any further, you fumbled to get him upright and onto your horse, leading her back to your farm.

You tended to his wound and let him rest out in the living area for the night. Still, you woke up with a start when you heard clattering in the other room, things being knocked off the table. Tentatively, you approached the commotion, seeing the male on his feet, hobbling around, in obvious pain as he rummaged through the things that were near him. As if sensing that he wasn't alone, he turned towards you, and you froze on the spot, unsure of what to do in this type of situation.

"Who are you? He asked. "Who sent you after me?"

Now that he was mere inches from you, pure adrenaline bringing him to his feet to confront you, you finally got a clear look of his face, in motion. You had thought he was handsome before, almost princely, but now there was coldness in his features, something you hadn't expected. And it was apparent to you that he was in pain, though he tried to hide it.

"N-n-no one…" you piped, though his icy stare told you that he didn't believe you. "I saw that you were injured, and so I brought you back here..."

"Out of the kindness of your heart?" the man inquired, though his words almost sounded condescending, and you didn't like the tone of it. "I'll give you one last chance to tell me who and to tell me where I am."

Though you had been terrified before, the male confronting you like this upset you, and instead of being scared, you spoke up. "I told you that no one sent me after you. You're in the village to the southern plain. You know that we don't like bringing people in. I helped you because you were injured, mere inches from losing your life. If you don't want to stay, you can leave."

Your sudden bravery seemed to shock him, and the fact that he was located so far from where he had started, was also shocking. You saw him calm down as he took a step back from you. "Thank you for your help," he finally said.

You let out a sigh. "I know that you would like to leave, but your leg needs to heal up first. I'll assess it in the morning, and change the bandages. For now, please get some rest," you suggested, before disappearing back into your room.

In the morning, you made breakfast for two, though you could see that he was still skeptical as to your kindness. You didn't push him to eat, instead, leaving the food there on the off chance he would think of his own health and consume it. This continued you for a few days until he finally spoke up. He told you his name, Minhyun that he was from the Imperial Kingdom and had been coming back from a reconnaissance mission when he was attacked. He had been with another soldier that managed to get away and hopefully get the intel back to the royal family. He then, for the first time, since he arrived, thanked you for your kindness.

And that was the moment when the two of you finally started to open up to each other.

Minhyun told you that, back home, his family had also owned a farm, though nowhere near as this one. When the war hit seven years ago, he had been drafted into the Royal Army and had to leave home, along with many other young men that were deemed fit to serve. The training had been endless... and then the war hit. He had lost everything in it. His family was gone, the farm was gone, and he didn't really have a home to return to once it was all over. So he stayed on, working for the only people that he knew. It wasn't ideal, in his opinion, but it gave him a purpose. And honestly, you could understand the need for a purpose.

In seemingly no time at all, Minhyun's leg had healed. You had expected him to leave then, knowing that he had far better things to get back to. And though it saddened you, as his companionship had been pleasant, different from your animals, you knew that you couldn't keep him there. But much to your surprise, he didn't leave right away. He had made the excuse that his leg needed more time. He needed to be able to walk around on it, to make sure that it was in good shape for when he returned. Slowly, he started to work with you on your daily tasks, picking up on work that you struggled with or just didn't have enough time to do.

You grew to depend on him, and though you would have been happy to let him stay with you forever, you knew you had to confront him about why he seemed to be refusing to head home. Did he have a job to do? Why would he want to be stuck out here, taking care of a farm?

"Minhyun, I know that your leg is better. You've been able to lift those bales of hay for almost two weeks now. Why are you still here?" you asked one day when the two of you were walking in from feeding the chickens.

He stopped in his tracks at your question, almost as if he were surprised that you had noticed. "Um... I..."

You turned to face him, with just enough time to see that flustered expression cross his features. You hid your smile, however, not wanting to make him uncomfortable. "Don't you want to head back to the city? I feel like your life there would be more comfortable..."

A gentle sigh left his lips. "I like it here, though. This type of work reminds me of home. It reminds me of the things I used to have before the war. And I like working here with you. I like your company..." he admitted. "I know that you never planned on having anyone stay with you for so long, but if you're alright with it, I'd like to stay here... with you."

And so he stayed. Every day, Minhyun would wake up when you did. The two of you would eat the breakfast that you prepared before going out and doing your daily routine. The work no doubt, got done a lot faster with two people, and you found yourself going to market more often now that you had more products to sell. Granted, the villagers were not too fond of the help you had received. Minhyun was never allowed to come further into the village with you as you sold your goods, but you supposed it was the best outcome, as the original punishment was an exile. At least they still bought what you had to sell.

The more time the two of you spent together, the more you grew to see Minhyun differently. He wasn't just a man that shared your home for the sake of working on your farm. You grew to care for him genuinely, feelings of love growing towards the male who helped to take care of you and your home. You lived together, worked together, and it became apparent to you that you felt more than just friendship towards him, though friendship was a big part of it. He made you smile, made you happy, and you soon realized that you did the same for him.

It didn't happen extraordinarily. It had been simple. One day, he just slipped your hand into his. No words needed to be said, no strange confessions. Your relationship grew organically, though it did feel a bit more domestic now that the two of you were an item. Going to bed meant being in his arms. Waking up meant gentle kisses to your temple and cheeks. It felt warm, cozy, and you liked it.

This type of lifestyle suited the two of you, and just thinking about it made you smile.

"Why is my love smiling like that?" Minhyun probed from behind you, his hands on securely on either side of you as he held the reigns. You had just finished up another day at the market, all of your contents sold and were now on your way home. "I can see that smile spreading out to your cheeks and up to your eyes from back here, you know."

"It's nothing. I'm just thinking about how fortunate I am..." you said gently, leaning back against Minhyun's chest. "That night... it could have turned out very differently for the both of us. But that was how we met, how I ended up with you in my life. I'm happy."

"I am as well... even if the townspeople don't really like me," he said with a chuckle.

"But Minhyun, tell me something," you started, hearing the soft hum from behind you. "Why did you never want to go back?" Your head was turned, trying to get a glimpse of his reaction.

Minhyun smiled, a content sigh leaving his lips. "I didn't think I was going to stay, but the more time I spent with you, the longer I worked at your farm, the more I realized that I longed for something I had lost. And I found you. I never went back because you wouldn't be there. My life feels complete here, with you," came his gentle reply, placing the softest kiss on your lips...

#hwang minhyun #nu'est #nuest scenarios #wanna one scenarios #kwritersworldnet #kpop scenarios #nuest imagines #wanna one imagines #hwang minhyun scenarios #hwang minhyun imagines

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diyunho · 8 years ago

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The Joker x Reader - “See No Evil”

The Joker stole 10 glass vials containing an experimental new substance from The Wayne Industry Laboratories. J was moving the ampules into a new case when one was accidentally dropped and now he can’t see. The doctor said it’s a temporary side effect and it shouldn’t last more than a couple of weeks. You are so taking advantage of the situation even if you’ll pay for it later.

You steal a lot of kisses.

The Joker gets out of the shower with his eyes closed, leaning over to reach the towel.

“Muah,” you peck his lips and back out before he snatches you.

“Stop it, Kitten! It’s really annoying when I can’t see and you just…”

“Muah,” you kiss him again, not intimidated by his complaints.

“Are you serious?! Cut it out!” J steps out dripping wet and you yank the towel from his hand. “Give it back, Y/N! I’m getting mad and I…”

“Muah!” you make him shut up, kissing those soft lips again.

“This is outrageous! I’m the Joker and you just can’t…”

“Muah!”

“Dammit, woman, this is stupid!” he takes a few hesitant steps, careful not to bump into anything. He hears you snickering and he knows you’re close. “Give me back my towel or I’ll shoot you, I swear!” J protests, irked.

“Good luck with that; I stashed everything away, you’ll never find your weapons. Hehehehe!” you giggle when he almost touches you but… you elude him.

“Come here, Kitten. NOW! I mean it! If you don’t…”

“Muah!” you steal another kiss and this time you give up, letting him catch you because you feel sorry for him: for once The King of Gotham is pretty helpless.

You start drying his hair with the towel, while he purrs, irritated at your behavior and enjoying being spoiled in the same time. You’re getting groped and pinched as revenge for the repeated offenses against The Clown Prince of Crime. Can’t whine about it since you are the first to admit you deserve it.

“There, done,” you conclude, guiding him towards the bedroom so he can put some clothes on. “What do you wanna wear today?” you ask, leaving him by the bed so you can grab the clothes from the closet.

“My Armani silver suit,” J replies, messing around with his green hair. “You’d better not trick me, I’ll know!” he threatens and you don’t care.

“Sure, whatever you say,” you snort and hear him huff.

“I would! So that better be what I asked for,” he points his finger towards you but he has the wrong direction…Poor Mister J.

“To your left baby,” you give him a hint and now he points in the right direction. The Joker opens his eyes, trying to focus his gaze on something but there is only darkness so he gives up and closes his eyes again.

“Pumpkin, hurry up,” he growls, impatient. A few days passed and he’s till blind as a bat. Yes, this is a pun but can’t share with him; probably would not appreciate it too much for the moment being.

You actually pick the dark purple Armani suit to give to him because you like it better than the silver one. Same fabric and cut, he won’t know it’s a different color.

“J, can you please open your eyes?” you plead.

“I can’t see so there’s no point,” he grouchily mumbles.

“But I like your blue eyes and I wanna see them. Comeeee onnnn, make me happy.”

The Joker mutters something you can’t understand and does as requested.

“There you are!” you cheerfully smile and go towards the balcony so you can get the blanket from the sofa.

“I’ll have you know, Doll…” J clearly has a speech in mind he wants to clear out. Yet…

“Baby, I’m over here, you’re looking in the wrong direction.”

“Huh?” he puffs, antagonized with the interruption.

“To your right…More…More…There, now you’re facing me.”

You don’t know how come he has no sense of orientation. Can’t he hear your voice?!

“I’ll have you know, Doll…What the hell was I talking about?” he stops and debates.

“I have no idea, but I’m taking you to out spot on the hill so we can enjoy the nice weather.”

“I’m not going, I have stuff to do and…”

“Muah!” you kiss him again to shut him up.

“Dammit, cut it out!” and he doesn’t fight it too much as you haul him away. “I remembered what I wanted to tell you: quit bugging me with dumb things and don’t take advantage of my temporary lack of vision!”

“Of course, baby,” you are fast to agree.

“I’m the Joker and…”

“Muah, yes, I know,” you smirk, tired on how stubborn and feisty he is.

“Stop kissing me every 5 seconds for God’s sake!” your boyfriend snaps, tugging on your arm.

“A-ha,” you reply and sound unconvincing.

********************

You brought food and grape soda to the little picnic and now J’s sitting on the blanket, fidgeting with his jacket. He takes it off and continues to fuss:

“When are we going back? We have to go on that heist tonight.”

“You’re not going anywhere, are you kidding me? You’re blind,” you move around so you can put the food together.

“I don’t care, I have to go. You’re coming so you can be my eyes.”

“I’m over here,” you cup his face and turn it towards you since apparently he’s addressing the tree you’re both under. “We have to postpone, it’s too dangerous. We’ll have to wait until your eyesight is back, alright?”

“This sucks!” he determines with such pathos it makes you shrivel. You know he’s frustrated; definitely not used to being like this. “It’s so dull, why am I even here?” The Joker sulks, rubbing his eyes. “I can’t even see. How’s the view?” he lets himself go on his back, staring at the sky he can’t discern.

“The view is…breathtaking,” you announce, hovering over him, not even paying attention to the landscape. He’s so handsome in that suit and green shirt.

“Well, I can’t tell so it sucks for me,” he grumbles some more, having no idea you gaze at him.

“I very much enjoy the scenery,” you reply, amused J has no clue you’re talking about him.

“Well, good for you, Princess and I must…”

“Muah!” you lean over to kiss him since he’s sooo grumpy. But this time he kisses you back without commenting on it. “Isn’t this romantic baby?” you moan in his ear, glad you get to spend time together.

“I wouldn’t know, Doll, I can’t see crap,” J pouts.

“I’ll let you know I look very pretty today. I have a rose in my hair,” you take his hand and let him feel it, aiming to cheer him up. “Say something romantic J ,” you suddenly urge your boyfriend.

“Like what?”

“Say you love me,” you bite on your lip, waiting.

“Is it obvious I’m rolling my eyes? Can’t really tell since I’m blind.”

You kick his knee with yours.

“Yeah, it’s obvious! Say it!” you repeat, pulling on his sleeve.

“Uhhhh…I love you.”

“Woowwww, can you put more soul into it?! You sound more enthusiastic when you order your coffee,” you affirm with a displeased grimace.

“I really love coffee, that’s why. You…Mehh,” the Joker admits, being a complete jerk since he’s a bad mood.

“Good, because I don’t love you either,” you push his hand away from your rose and start reading on your book. “I should leave you here and call the cops. Or just signal Batsy,” you bite on your cheek, flustered.

“Pffttt!” he scoffs, confident you won’t.

“Wanna eat now?” you bitterly ask, bugged by his attitude.

“No. What are you munching on?” he wants to know since he hears the repeating crunching noises.

“Pretzels, you want one?” you offer him the choice. You return to your reading and after a few seconds you realize you still hold the pretzel right in front of his face.

Duh, he can’t see.

“Here,” you feed him and he eats it, but still objects.

“You don’t have to feed me, I’m perfectly capable to…”

“Here’s another one,” you shove it in his mouth so he’ll zip it.

“I’m the Joker and…”

Even if you’re mad at him, you steal another kiss, hoping he will shut it down.

“Muah,” and before he can retaliate you resume: “Want me to order you business cards that say I’m the Joker?”

“Stop being sassy, woman, and give me another pretzel!” he grumbles in a low voice, scooting over towards you.

*********************

“Hey, baby, if you can find me you get a bonus tonight!” you playfully giggle, trying to light up the atmosphere. J’s been moping around and didn’t move from the couch since you came back from the picnic.

“What’s the bonus?” he grins, instantly interested.

“To your right J. More…more. That’s it, now you’re looking my way.”

Why is he so hopeless when it comes to this?!

“Oh, you will love it! Find me first and you’ll have the time of your life.”

“I’m not in the mood for games Y/N. Just com’ere.”

“Nope, you’ll have to find me mister Jaayyyy,” you whine in a high pitch tone.

“Kaayyyy, you’ll see what happens to you. I’m the Joker and…”

“I already ordered the business cards for you, I am sure you can use them,” you snicker, teasing him. You know he’ll take revenge but at least he’s out of that accursed apathy.

“Did you really?!” and he gets up, taking a few steps ahead and stumbles on the coffee table before you can warn him. “Goddammit!” J furiously kicks the table.

“Are you OK?”

“No, I think I twisted my ankle,” he reaches down and you rush to help.

“Jesus, baby, I’m so sor…”

“Got’cha!!” he fastly snatches you, trapping you in his arms.

“Hey, no cheating!” you try to unsuccessfully escape.

“Says who?” J purrs, fighting to unbutton your shirt with one hand and still holding you captive with the other.

“J…J…J !” you stop his fingers and want to laugh.

“S-stupid buttons!” he angrily stutters, trying harder, violently pulling on your shirt with all his strength. You try to keep his hand in place.

“J…J…stop! These buttons are just sewed to the fabric for decoration, they won’t unbutton.”

“Shit, not seeing anything sucks!” The King of Gotham has an outburst of frustration and it makes you miserable. You wish you could help him but there is nothing you can do.

You look into his blue eyes that just can’t focus on yours and whisper: “Why can’t you see yet?”

“I don’t know Pumpkin, it irritates me,” and you know The Joker means it.

It’s a blessing he can’t notice how worried you are because it shows all over your face; it would make things worse.

“I’m sure your vision will return shortly…yes?” you encourage him while he continues to struggle with your bra now.

“J…J…J! This bra has a front clasp.”

J stomps his foot, not knowing if it’s funny or the opposite.

“This is stupid!” he grumbles, totally fed up with his current situation. I’m the Joker and…”

“Please hold it together until we get the business cards, ok, baby?” you elbow him, hoping his attitude will change.” He frowns, then smirks and lifts you up in his arms.

“Actually that’s not a bad idea. Tell me where, Doll.”

“Straight, left… more to your left. Stop! Right…straight…couch! You made it back to your bonus spot! Can you find what you need without seeing?”

You get dropped on the couch while J snarls, licking his lips. “I know exactly where everything is, I don’t need my eyes for that. I made it until now, hm?”

You smile, refusing to answer the question, pulling him on top of you:

“You definitely deserve the bonus, you got mad skills, I’m telling you.”

“Sure do,” he growls, starting to get irked by your comment so he bites your lip as revenge.

“Auch! Heeey, behave!” you sulk, biting him back.

“Told you I know where everything is,” he triumphantly brags as you take off his Batsy t-shirt.

******************

Two more weeks pass and your boyfriend is still blind. You are starting to get really worried, especially since his mood is worsening. You actually feel sorry for both of you. You stay awake most of the nights, going on the balcony to reflect on what should happen next: should you kidnap more doctors and bring them over to one of the hideouts so they can examine J? Should you take over a clinic and transport him to the location for another eye exam?

You really don’t know how to go about it because no matter what you suggest, The Joker replies with: ”No need to; anytime now.” Why?…Who understands his logic? He’s infuriated about it himself but refuses to act.

*Another morning in Paradise

“What do you want to wear today, baby?” you happily ask, scraping the leftovers of your patience in order to maintain a positive atmosphere.

“One of my white shirts and black pants,” The Joker coldly responds.

You decide you’ll give him a purple shirt since he didn’t wear the color in about 2 days and you miss seeing it on him. You take out the hanger.

“I said white, Pumpkin, are you deaf?”

You want to put it back when it hits. You slowly turn around, dropping the shirt.

“You…you can see??!!”

J has that diabolical twinkle in his eyes and sucks on his cheeks, satisfied with himself.

“Yeah, isn’t it obvious?”

Like, you bore him so much with your inquiry.

“Since…since when?!” you keep on repeating words because you are more than baffled.

“Since yesterday morning, jeez, calm down. Why are you so worked up? I started seeing some shapes and it just got better and better.”

You’re speechless.

“And…and you didn’t bother to tell me?!” you whimper, vexed at the revelation.

“It was fun to see you struggle,” and his crazy laugh fills the room.

“Fun?!” you fight to keep the tears in, full of indignation. “Fun?! Do you know I didn’t sleep in 2 weeks, worried sick, trying to find a solution for your problem?!”

“Well, that’s your fault, Princess, not mine.”

You mouth opens and no sounds come out.

“Wha’?” J stretches, indifferent to your rant, starting to walk towards you. “Aren’t you glad I can see? Com’ere!”

“You…you…are the worst boyfriend ever,” you justly conclude, sniffling, sneaking by the wall towards the elevator.

“Thanks, I’m trying.”

“It’s not funny!” you cross your arms on your chest, outraged at the whole situation.

“Good, because I’m serious.”

“You…you’re horrible!”

You really want to be excited and go kiss him or something but your mind says no.

“Pumpkin, where are you going?” The Joker raises his voice.

“I don’t know!” you flare your hands around, upset as you can be, actually telling the truth. You want to be out of there.

“Y/N!!!” J angrily shouts when you press the button for the elevator. You refuse to give him the satisfaction of paying attention to his tantrum. You hear him slam drawers.

“Baby Doll!!!!” he screams even louder and you finally look his way.

J holds one of the vials with the experimental substance he kept hidden after selling the rest.

“Nobody leaves me!!! I tell you when you can leave, got it?!”

You get startled.

“What is that?!”

“You know what it is!!! You’re not leaving me!!!” he pants, enraged you’re not obeying and backs out on the balcony, locking the glass sliding door on his side.

“Hey, what are you doing?” You stump towards the closed door, having a bad feeling.

“You can’t leave!!!” he punches the glass, placing the ampule under his shoe.

“Wha…What are you doing?! Don’t!!! Hey, I’m not leaving, OK?”

“You’re lying, I can always tell when you lie,” The Joker taps on the glass, staring at you.

“I’m not lying, stop it! Open up!” you beg, agitated, trying to kick the door open.

“No,” he replies, surprisingly calm all of the sudden. He steps on the vial, breaking it to pieces and you watch horrified as the thin vapors crawl up his body.

“Close your eyes!!!“ you shout, imploring and he shakes his head in negation.

“This is childish, stop it! Close your eyes!!!”

“NO.”

“Why are you doing this? You won’t see for weeks again!” you start bawling, still pounding on the glass.

“Keeping up with my worst boyfriend ever reputation,” he growls with his eyes opened despite your efforts to change his mind. “You’ll have to be my eyes again, you can’t leave.”

“For God’s sake, I was just going for a drive so I could cool down!!!” you keep on crying and he feels his eyes starting to burn. You feel so sorry for yourself having to deal with him blind again.

“Don’t care, you can’t leave me,” he smiles and slowly blinks. Your image is fading bit by bit and after a few more seconds he’s in complete blackness…again. Courtesy of his awesome boyfriend material expertise.

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You got the business cards you ordered for him: one side is green, the other one purple. A laughing mouth on the front, I’m the Joker in bold letters inscribed right under. You have to describe the design to him since he can’t see.

“I can’t believe you actually ordered them,” J tilts his head, apparently displeased, holding a few in his hand.

“You can use them; you always like to say you’re The Joker so they will come in handy.”

“You’re so annoying, Y/N.”

“Muah,” you steal a kiss, stretching your optimism on new levels you didn’t think you can reach.

“Cut it out, Kitten, don’t take advantage of the situation!”

“You did it to yourself, baby, sooo…I don’t know what to tell you,” you begin loading guns because you’re bored to the max since you can’t do anything fun for a while. AGAIN. Courtesy of J’s stubbornness.

“You can’t talk to me like this, I’m the Joker and…”

“Told you those business cards will come in handy!” you are fast to interrupt.

“I swear I’m gonna kill you, Doll!” he points out in the wrong direction, what else. He truly is hopeless.

You sigh:

“To your right…More…More…There, now you are pointing my way.”

“I want a bonus,” he grumbles, still pointing.

“A bonus?! For what?!”

“For being the worst boyfriend ever. I think I’ve earned it.”

Wow, who can understand his logic?!

But you abandon your current project and go sit in his lap on the armchair, glaring in his blue eyes that can’t focus on yours. AGAIN. For a few weeks. Courtesy of J’s great ability to take amazingly selfish decisions. “I should really call the cops or signal Batsy,” you whisper, brushing his green hair with your fingers. “You’re a terrible boyfriend.”

“I am, here’s my business card,” he takes one out of his pocket, placing it in your cleavage after a bit of a struggle.

You silently laugh and kiss his forehead, debating on that bonus. And you decide he should have it.

Courtesy of your awesome girlfriend material skills.