#it'd be unfortunate if his birthday was a trigger for a panic attack

[spidey-bie]

More angst you say? Got it boss 🫡

me: what if hobie and oc diane were in a band that became famous in hobies world and they started playing shows and their album goes platinum it deepened their relationship while also making them international stars and they're happier than they've ever been-

my mutals: what if i put hobie and/or my oc in unimaginable pain and trauma. what if The Horrors kept them up at night. what if i hit them with this steel chair-