#it’s well known that if a ghost hunter wants to visit amity they better bring boxing gloves

[little-pondhead]

Amity Park Gone Feral

Ever heard the idea that ghosts socialize via fighting? Well, with Amity Park becoming the #1 hotspot for liminals, some ghostly habits gets ingrained in the population.

So imagine a tourist’s surprise when they get greeted with a punch to the face.

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Sam and Dean come in and do the student paper cover story, pretending to be writing a fluff piece for the conspiracy theory page.

There's been some really weird stories coming out of Amity for the past few years, but the more alarming part is the news that's not getting out. The weathermen reports on one means driving habits, but all crime and death records are impossible to access. Supposedly, it's the most haunted town in America, but the only video 'proof' they could access is a lunch lady throwing meat at a young Goth girl in a school cafeteria.

They finally find the turnoff to the town and immediately come across signs with cartoon ghosts on them advertising insurance against a specific family in town. Dean has asked Bobby if he knew the name but was told that they were crackpot conspiracy nuts who were half a step away from becoming mad scientists.

Upon entering the lobby of the sole hotel available, Dean went up to book a room. Unfortunately, he barely got a single word out before the concierge reached over the desk and knocked him out with one punch. He turned to Sam with a bright smile and said, "Welcome to Amity Park," while stepping out from behind the desk.

"Christo" Sam said, thinking it must be a Demon possessing a human to gave that much strength and speed.

"Chris? No, it's James." The man said, still with that creepy grin, before he started raising his fist for a punch.

Sam was ready for it and immediately began brawling with the man. A few minutes later, Sam had the man pinned underneath him. The lobby was trashed, and there was a crowd of onlookers. He wins, expecting to be arrested or thrown out of the building, but then a young boy in the audience started cheering.

"Finally, a tourist who knows how to properly greet people!" James the concierge said, "as you're the first one to actually beat me, you win the complementary upgrade. Enjoy your free cable for the next 48 hours, sir."

Sam has no idea what is wrong with this town, but he does know one thing. They're seriously unprepared.

Amity Park Gone Feral

Ever heard the idea that ghosts socialize via fighting? Well, with Amity Park becoming the #1 hotspot for liminals, some ghostly habits gets ingrained in the population.

So imagine a tourist’s surprise when they get greeted with a punch to the face.