#it’s so good I’m doing the lord’s work you’re welcome 😌

[queen-korri]

There’s no reason for me to be so proud of this almost 11k fic other than the fact that it took me almost half a year to finally finish it

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

Hello 👋 Could we get some salty Matt? Perhaps he’s salty over Nick’s wife 👀? Thank you ☺️

Hi babes! Omg, I love salty Matt 😌 (and again, he always makes me write long ass shit 🤌. Sorry not sorry 😂). You’re welcome 💋 Written in Matt’s POV

HEAVILY UNEDITED - wrote this in one go

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Secured behind the dark lens of my sunglasses, I could finally do what my primal side begged me to - which was intently stare at her.

She was by the pool with the kids, being the judge for one of their nonsense games that had no actual rules but just served for children to show off and get praised by an adult. She cheered and clapped every time any of them did something remarkably boring that deserved no praise at all - but that still adults felt obliged to do.

The minute Nick got inside our parents house with her by his side, I did everything in my power to destroy their relationship. Now you see, this isn’t because I am mean or anything like that, it is just because my brother deserves someone better than her.

And even though I tried everything in my power to break them up, they were still together. Much to my dislike, those two were solid as a mountain and ten years of marriage and four kids later only served to make their love grow even more.

It’s disgusting. How could that even be possible? Me, God’s favorite christian and dad’s favorite kid - even though he won’t admit it - am here, with my marriage being held together by my work, because if it wasn’t for that Lord knows me and my wife would’ve murdered each other by now. My kids don’t acknowledge me as anything other than a stranger that sleeps in their house a handful of days of the month, and I’m certain that the last time I had sex was 2012.

While Nick is here, married to Satan’s mistress, with kids that love him to death while definitely getting that wonderful, mindblowing, balls tightening, breathtaking fuck whenever he’s home. Shit, the worst part is that I can’t even blame my brother! If she was my wife, I would also eagerly face a 14 hour flight home just so I could fuck her on top of the kitchen counter at 3 am.

The problem is, she’s not a good woman, you know? She’s the Devil with a pussy! A pussy that no wonder was fantastic since it has my brother faithful to it all of these years like a stupid lapdog. She was lascivious to say the least! With her short clothes that showed too much skin, her long nails that were not compatible with a respectful and faithful woman, wife or mother, her hair was always perfectly done, she was always in a warm and welcoming mood to everybody and she was always smelling so nice and luxurious. Nick once commented how she loves perfume so much that she even sprays some Versace on her so she can do the most common things like cooking and cleaning the house. Like, c’mon! Who the hell wears perfume - and expensive nonetheless - to do such mundane chores?!

This is unfair, completely unfair! Whenever Nick gets home he finds nice home cooked meals and pastries, kids that are eager to see him and a hot wife to perform the most nasty and sinful things to him while I get shit!.

I once overheard Nick and his wife on the phone talking about how much he missed having his dick sucked in the car before they went to school to pick up the kids or even the one time he fucked her in the backyard at 2 am, with her face pressed against the glass door. If that doesn’t scream cheap woman then I don’t know what does.

She wasn’t a bad person, meaning she’s a wonderful mom. Hell, I know even my own kids wished she was their mom. She’s loving and kind and needless to say everybody loves her. But for Christ’s sake, look at her clothes! Her pair of shorts stops just below her ass cheeks - making her more than generous backside stand out - while leaving her thick thighs on display, her crop top is so small that from my deck chair I can get glimpses of the soft valley of her breasts. The thoughts that roamed my mind are not pure in the slightest but can you blame me?

Just when I was thinking about sliding my dick between her tits, my kids had to go and let out these high pitched, excited screams to pull me away from wonderland while making me groan in annoyance. She cheered for them to get the ball inside the small basketball hoop on the pool, momentarily blocking my daydreams of fucking her on the couch.

Right after my kids scored a point, Nick hugged her from behind, pressing open mouth kisses on her neck before whispering something in her ear and slapping her ass playfully as he turned around to enter the kitchen.

Curiosity peaked its head out when I watched my sister-in-law follow my brother’s footsteps a few minutes after he entered the house.

*You smug, lucky bastard!* I thought to myself as I quickly made my way inside the living room, hiding behind a wall that divided the kitchen and living room apart. I stood still while I heard the dialogue between my brother and his wife.

“Nick, no” She giggled “Baby, someone can come in”

“Isn’t that the main reason why you followed me, though?” Nick chuckled back “We both know you love some risky sex”

“Baby, c’mon. The kids are awake” Everything in her voice told she didn’t mean a word she just said.

“That means we’ll have to be quick then”

It was at this moment I knew I couldn’t only hear it, no. I had to take a glimpse of what was happening. My eyes stared at my brother’s hands as he pushed her obscenely tight shorts down her thick thighs, Nick’s palms squeezed the generous flesh of her ass between his fingers, lowly grunting at the feeling “Fuck, this ass drives me crazy” The harsh slap that landed on her right cheek echoed through the kitchen. “Will you let me have it tonight, angel? Will you give this ass to me later? It’s been so long since I’ve fucked this tight ass”

Her content smile made my cock twitch in excitement, and I had to take a silent deep breath to stop the severe hard on that I could already feel starting to rise.

“I guess I could” She purred “If you promise me to make good use out of this pussy first” Her hand took Nick’s one before pressing it against her mound, cupping the perfectly trimmed hairs before two of his fingers parted her soft, full lips.

“You don’t even have to ask that, angel. You know I’ll take good care of my pussy before anything else”

“You gotta keep her satisfied” She giggled

“That’s my number one priority” Nick growled against her ear as he pulled her ear lobe between his teeth.

And that’s when I couldn’t keep looking at it anymore.

“What the fuck was that?” She gasped loudly after hearing the sound of glass breaking. Nick quickly helped her pull her shorts up her thighs while whispering “I don’t know. Hold on, I’m gonna check”.

Nick quickly made his way towards the living room just to find four portraits of him and his wife broken down on the floor.

The cracked pieces of glass were just a small representation of what I really wished to do to him and his marriage.

[taegyuun]

enhypen falling in love at first sight with idol!reader

genre: fluff

pairing: enhypen x idol!reader

warning: swearing

word count: 1.4k

request: this might be cliché but can i request enhypen reaction to like falling love in first sight with another idol?😊 thank youuuu have a great day <3

notes: hi hi ! decided to make the idol be the reader because that’s what seems to make the most sense and also i don’t do ships so :) also i’m super happy to be back, never realised how much excitement it brought me to see you guys request things. thank you for welcoming me back :>

♡ — LEE HEESEUNG

probably took place at an award show

yknow he was doing his thing, smiling, clapping, swaying along to the music and what not

then your group comes on to collect their reward and the rest of enha have never seen his face drop in surprise so badly.

like his eyes instantly fell onto your figure and hearts EXPLODED from his eyes

he could not take his eyes off of you for a single moment

dear lord - when you started speaking to thank everyone for their help he thought he was gonna pass away 💀✋

mans has never heard such an angelic voice

after that award show he went on a thorough search into your group

maybe on a thorough search on one member in particular

rest of the boys under the cut !

♡ — JAY PARK

walking to the shop

walked inside the shop

walked to the vegetable section

grabbed some stuff he needed

walks over to the bread isle aND OH MY LORD IS THAT THE Y/N ?-!;82&482&:&18

thank god he had a mask to cover his GAPING MOUTH !!!! because if he didn’t i’m sure you would’ve been like “why is there some dude going 😧😧😧😧 at me”

literally flushes the brightest shade of red imaginable

oh my god he has to walk past you too ??? good lord save him ✋

literally doesn’t know what to do with himself when your shoulder brushes past his arm

ended up somehow saying hi ?? idk probably you grabbed the same bread or smth and he’s like furiously apologising or handing it to you

and you’re like “no it’s yours 😡😡 i’m y/n btw !”

and he’s like “wtf no u grabbed it first,,,, jay :>”

and that kids is how ur mom and dad met.

♡ — JAKE SIM

he went to an arcade just to chill for one of his free days

thought it’d be a smart way to relax and maintain habving fun

ohhhhh did he have fun

mans went ham on the claw machine 😌

did he win anything? no

did he have fun? ohhhhh yeah. 

and thats what counts

as he was about to leave for some food, yknow some good old food court tteokkbokki, that’s when he saw you…

mans thought his day couldn’t get better and suddenly you appear in front of him with the rest of your group and a bunch of cameramen around you

he figured it was something similar to en-o’clock or smth so he just longingly stared without even being able to give you a small wave 😔

you did catch his eye though, you looked over at the perfect time and gave him a small smile, which he, very shockingly, returned

you guys ended up talking after that day on insta or twt how cute

♡ — PARK SUNGHOON 

pretty boy never believed in stuff like love at first sight 

so believe me it was a shock when you appeared 💀✋

he went to the ice rink pretty regularly, mainly when enha had some free time for themselves in between all the filming and promotions

he didn’t do it too often, but when he did he stayed for hours

it was nice to reminiscent on some things 

anyways

one day, he walks in, greets the owners like usual and gets ready to go on the ice

he usually goes there during work hours so not many people actually are ever on the rink other than the few young teens 

but he was surprised to see you on there, someone who didnt exactly fit the child to young teen age criteria

his heart stopped

froze if you will

he was in a w e at how simply but beautifully you skated

no tricks or anything but you were so graceful

he’s kinda shy so he didn’t do anything abt you 😔

thats until you accidentally bumped into him and almost knocked yourself over if it wasn’t for him catching you in the last second

after he regained a few brain cells, he finally said,

“i dont exactly recommend falling on ice, hope you’re ok.”

♡ — KIM SUNOO

ok boring idea but we all know how much this boy loves his skincare sooooo

he went to buy some skincare. 

dont you dare judge me im running out of ideas.

anyways

you saw him standing at this one isle for a good 15 mins with two different products in both of his hands and constantly switching his eyes between the two

you waited patiently. 

you wanted to see how this oh so very tense and suspensive moment was going to end

he was still standing there 5 mins later.

so you decided to take matters into your own hands 😎

“yknow, i think the green one is better for pores and the pink to keep moisture locked in… your skin seems to looks perfect though, so i’d say go for the pink one!”

mans nearly dropped both the bottles out of fear 💀

you scared him shitless LMAOOO

he turned to look your way to give a kind reply and instead almost dropped the bottles again but this time for a different reason.

HELLO????? THE BEAUTY ??????

you kinda stood there awkwardly smiling bc u still haven’t gotten a reply and hes just there like 😧

thanks you and speed walks away with bright red cheeks :>

♡ — YANG JUNGWON

he went to a park.

to enjoy the nature and whatever people do in parks idk i dont leave my house much

sat on a bench with his headphones in for a few mins before deciding to swing gently on the swings

his plans got cancelled bC UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE WAS ALREADY SAT ON THE SWING AND IT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD IF HE SAT NEXT TO THEM ON THE FREE ONE BC HE DOESNT KNOW THEM!@!$E!K£$!@

so instead he migrates to some other thing idk

keeps a close eye on the swing…. kinda glaring but he doesnt mean it in a bad way i swear.

what he doesnt realise is the fact that the person on the swing is you. yes, thats right. you.

you also have your headphones in, with enhypens fever playing while youre very lightly practising the choreo

its not very obvious but jungwon notices the slight shuffle of ur feet and certain hand movements

and hes like ??? bc he recognises those moves from somewhere…

“oh my god thats my song”

this dumbass manages to say this so loudly you can hear it through the music…. the embarrassment seeping through you is unreal

ends up red faced and stuttering, apologising for the abrupt interruption

you tell him that youre practicing for a cover youre doing with a group and he agrees to help you out

yes, while very blushy.

♡ — NISHIMURA RIKI

this mf decided for his free day, he’ll go to a theme park 

yeah idk hes a bit coo coo in the head.

so hes just queueing in all the lines yknow having the time of his life going on as many dangerous rides as possible without practically an ounce of fear

fr built different 🗿

anyway, hes just in one of the queues for some of the chiller rides, not not scary but definitely not heart attack inducing

a few people ahead of him, stands you

youre practically shitting bricks, hands sweating and shaking

in short, youre terrified.

HOWEVER !

you lost a bet LMAOOO F

so now you gotta go on some dumbass ride 😒

you are not enjoying this to say the least you literally feel like throwing up

so youre like wasting as much time as possible and letting others before you so you can try and weasel out of the ride by waiting till the park was closed which was in like 10 mins

riki saw you and chuckled at what you were doing while simultaneously feeling very sorry for you

oh but we cant forget his erratically beating heart and not due to the ride, nah

bc of you ;))))

so he moves up the queue and yadayadayada

youre about to let him pass you but before you even get the chance to say “hey go in front of me idm” this bitch grabs your wrist and pulls you along with him

“itll be fine, i promise :)”

for some reasonn you believed him idk BUT you didnt die and you did what you had to do while also getting some cute boys number

so yes you did shit yourself but it was worth it