#it’s on purpose

[moonsuke]

there was absolutely ZERO NEED to make nagi this cute here wtf why he so moe for

[contrast-paradox]

What if a spinosaurus was an eel and also the size of a house cat

[leerswithwolves]

Nope not going to stop drawing the Likely_Actually family. This is my depiction of Mark Likely, Scam’s sibling. First described to us by Anthony as, a hot yoga firefighter who then revealed themselves to look like something between Scam and the Library with pink skin and a mustache (obv fake copying their brother) and shifting arms that are hard to look or truly conceptualize because they're in flux.

My partner was like…why are the arms from the back ? Uhhh. Because spiders are wild af and sometimes the library has scary big spider vibes. I also was picturing the No-Face character from Spirited Away when they rage out and just are shifting uncontrollably trying to figure out the best most pleasing form for their audience.

Also head cannon time, I know when Mark was Dennis, they were a rogue like Ron, but barbarian sounds more in line with their fire fighter disguise.

P.S. bonus S2 hc, what if Hermie was actually put in hiding by Scam and Jodie when the stuff with Nick happened? and he is being protected by Mark in disguise 🥸 because they can alter memories and look different it’s the perfect cover, jusssst saying. :)

[dontmakedemands]

oke aber ab jetzt nur noch in deutsch für heute

[erinfulmerwrites]

It’s seriously so fucked that anyone with a fake ID can buy a 40 at the corner store for a few bucks and meth from the guy outside no questions asked but to get psychiatric care you have to jump through ten million hoops of executive function and pay $200 a visit assuming you can even FIND a doctor close to home and they are probably an asshole who doesn’t respect you

[f1ct1onwh0re]

I’m watching ‘Goldmine’ in which Jess goes out with Ian and Nick pretends to be gay, and I don’t know of they did this on purpose but Ian looks SO MUCH like nick. Like the hair, the nose, the beard, the clothes!? It must be intentional, why would they dress him in a blue version of Nick’s maroon zip up/the most lazy date outfit EVER??

Only a Nick Miller variant would wear that out

This is him for anyone wondering. That’s literally Jake Johnson in an alternate universe

[delicatefury]

This explains so much.

On a related note, I’m honestly considering going back to a typewriter and utilizing an actual person as editor for all my official documents going forward.

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

[sp1resong]

being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[heywriters]

btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[elbiotipo]

Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis, the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war, these are within memory. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.

I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocides. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.

[draconicshinx]

I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

[jerich0two]

A begrudging Happy Valentine's to you all! Stay safe out there, my fellow aromantics ...

[max1461]

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.