#it’s not nice

[hyperfixating-chic]

Abort, abort, someone just asked me what I was smiling at on my phone!

What the freak am I supposed to say!? The truth!? “Oh I’m just laughing at a really funny meme…”

“Oh what is it?” Genuine curiosity

“Oh uh just about two middle aged guys who are unhealthy infatuated with each other to the point you start to wonder if anything else is going on.”

“….”

“They also have somethin going on with their boss.”

“That’s nice sweetie.”

[moonstruckme]

Heyyyy! Would you consider writing poly!marauders x reader in which they're in a zombie apocalypse? Like, the marauders save reader from some zombies and convince reader to tag along with them, since its safer

as the time passes, the marauders slowly develop a crush on reader 🫶🏻

Hi! I actually saw @ellecdc do pretty much exactly this yesterday, so I’d suggest reading hers instead

[livvyofthelake]

can i say something

[soyeonsbabygirl]

Before yall ask im fine yall😭

Just weird things going on with my brothers friends

Anyways ITS THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING BREAK!!

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

It would be nice if people stop recording other people without their permission (and I don’t care if they’re famous or not)

[ts-journal]

I'm tired of being depressed all the time. I spend my days mostly sad, pretending to people I'm not sad. And whenever I experience childlike wonder and actually feel good about life, I get judged. I'm really tired of people being so fucking cynical. Jesus-fucking-christ, the 2020s are a dry land filled with assholes.

“The 2020s are a dry land filled with assholes.” I get that.

I’m depressed too. It helps to find joy and not worry about being judged because like you said, they’re all assholes anyway so why bother with what they think?

[x-azier]

yknow what i hate, casual aroace-phobia (best way to describe it in a short way)

cause it’s all “i support you” then they go “you wouldn’t understand ur aro/ace” or “i thought you were aro/ace” like do you think were incapable of love? of falling in love? feeling love? just because we don’t fall in love or don’t get sexual doesn’t mean we can’t.

it’s genuinely annoying. i’ll be doing nothing then “why is he saying that, i thought he was aro/ace”. i’ll try to be apart of a convo “you wouldn’t understand, ur aro/ace”

[you-can-call-me-wanda]

Hey, so like this should go without saying but please don’t steal/copy/take my work (or anyone else’s work) as your own!

[lrndvs]

compliments from girls go hard

[foolfortune]

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[inthereellife]

YALL! Our favorite Tumblr runner DID IT! He won gold!

If yall need a reminder Noah Lyles is this wonderful nerd

Noah Lyles won GOLD!

Noah Lyles is the Fastest Man!!!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.