#it’s my blog and i say everyone in gravity falls is trans. real quick headcanons about that:

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

dipper: grunkle ford, i don’t want bottom surgery :[

ford: then don’t get it. you aren’t required to

dipper: but…but what if people think i’m lying?

ford: you know you aren’t, and that’s what matters most. and they don’t have to know. it’s not like they can just check

dipper: oh. well…okay! did you guys ever get bottom surgery?

ford: you’ll have to ask stan, but no, i never did. i also never did any hormone replacement therapy

dipper: wait, then how-

ford: i made a deal with the fae

dipper: oh

ford: never do that, by the way