#it’s my WIFE

[swiftmitsu]

i am so proud of you. <3

and also i love you.

- ur gf 🩷💛

AWHEHEUMSKEN

NAH UH I LOVE YOU MORE <3<3 💛🩷

[moonahsrobin]

Happy birthday to this lovely woman

[jayetheartist]

Ooh, only a week or so on tumblr and I’ve got me a mutual!

[hayatoseyepatch]

Hi Love!

It’s November somehow! This year is going way too fast and has me feeling:

Anyway, with November comes a very popular challenge: No Nut November!

Which one of your f/o’s can go the ENTIRE month without touching you and which one’s absolutely can’t/refuses?

You have an interesting harem so I’m down to hear your thoughts because I have my own about a particular eyepatch wearing demon…

💕

No Nut November you say?? I'm going in depth with a few here (I'm a whore you know how long my list is). Let's be honest it's more who am I forcing to fail because I cant keep my hands to myself.

Answers below the cut 👅

Hayato Suo: Success

Okay, so you know we’re starting with the eyepatched demon, you’ve left me no choice. So here’s the fucking thing with Suo. He’s an ass and the bane of my existence. This fucker has the self control to last the entire month. And is this because he has control over his needs? Fuck no that man’s drive is just as high (if not higher) than mine. No. Suo keeps going because he loves seeing me so desperate for even a crumb of his touch.

Suo never once says that I also participate, even going as far as to give me full rein to touch myself whenever I want. This is purposeful. Because he knows he has absolutely ruined me. Even for myself. Suo knows I could be going at it for hours, but nothing will ever be as good as his touch. He thrives off of the frustrated whimpers he hears coming from the bedroom. Even if there’s a resulting throbbing in his pants, he lives off of the knowledge that I can't even get myself off without him. It just does something for his ego.

That isn’t to say, however, that it doesn’t come with its consequences. Strutting around the house in the skimpiest night clothes, blaming the heat being on due to the chill outside. The fact that after numerous times of him asking because as you’ve said Suo thinks panties are a hassle and now that’s canon for me I’m finally forgoing underwear when he’s around. Lingering kisses that are met with a push to his shoulder when he was really getting into it, a teasing reminder of his “little challenge”. Photos sent to him of myself in “the cutest lingerie I found that looks just like his eyes”.

His resolve cracks and almost crumbles a few times but ultimately he does successfully make it to the end of the month. BUT best believe we aren’t leaving that bed until well into December 2nd.  This one was fucking LONG the others wont be so long, promise.

Manjiro “Mikey” Sano: Tries & Fails

I love Mikey but this hoe is not lasting a week. His resolve is so strong the first like two days, swearing up and down that he’s “going to make it this time, it's not gonna be like last year” (where all it took was one well-placed bath together to have him folding). He definitely is so dramatic too, calling me a “harlot” or a “temptress” for even changing with him around. This man is touch starved, he’s lost so many people in his life that he is so touch starved. Theres something to him about being able to feel his s/o under his touch to assure they wont slip from his fingers. That theyre safe and with him. So cuddling is something he simply CANNOT go without. All it takes is one well-placed wiggle of the hips or laying his head on my chest (he’s a boob guy I will not budge on this) for him to crumble. Before he knows it, theres a tit in his mouth and he’s rutting against my thigh. He fails, he fails so hard.

Meguru Bachira: Doesn’t Even Try

Bachira? Meguru “I’m so in love with my partner nothing else matters” Bachira??? He didn’t have any friends growing up, isolated and not having much to begin with. So I think even in his adulthood he isn’t super into/reliant on social media. Big fan of dumb/cure animal videos but I cant imagine him being like glued to his phone, more into being with those he cares for in the moment. Even going as far as not liking texting, he’s a facetimer 100 percent. We’re getting off topic. The point is I’m not too sure he even knows about this trend. So when someone, probably Eita, tells him about the challenge he laughs. Full om laughs in his face. He doesn’t even try, doesn’t see the point. Just looks at him like “that’s stupid, why would I do that?” If they try and tell him that it makes it feel better from withholding for a period of time, he just shakes his head hitting them with that kilowatt smile and a “that’s fucking stupid, everytime I fuck her feels amazing, maybe don’t suck in bed.” With a giggle, skipping out of the locker room and back home to fuck me into the mattress.

Bonus:

Satoru Gojo - Gets into it because of a bet with Suguru, winds up failing two weeks in due to some raunchy texts with nudes.

Soshiro Hoshina - He has the potential to make it all the way, he has the resolve, but he makes it three weeks and comes back from a stressful mission and needs to blow off steam.

Choso - This sweet angel, he is a pleasure dom at his core and fails when being sure he could bring me to orgasm without cumming himself (spoiler alert it didnt work).

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN. Sorry for being so rambly I just had far too much fun with this one. Thanks for sending this in bb I adore you!!

[starspilli]

man of progress

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[venusmage]

More high lesbian antics involving food

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[pouletpourri]

"You just have to look closely."

[saturnsconstellation]

Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

[seagiri]

7 minutes in heaven

[sabertoothwalrus]

chilchuck voice my wife

[simplyfroggy]

me when a movie is bad: 👎

me when a movie is good: 👍

me when a movie is mediocre: