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vaguelyhauntedcornfield · 2 years ago

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Whoever gave the foods for that American food poll is clearly either west or east coast. No one from the south would slander good food like that, and no one from the midwest would neglect to mention the atrocities that every aunt or neighbor brings to potlucks. If you’ve suffered thru the mayo and jello based salads and the Frankensteined casseroles, you know they belong on there over grits, biscuits and gravy, and boiled peanuts. Also like, the basic white person from the suburbs meal of boiled/baked chicken, steamed broccoli, and steamed carrots, all with no seasoning…that should honestly have a spot too

#call me when you’ve had to eat ambrosia salad that ur classmate’s mom made in order to not hurt her feelings #it’s mayo coolwhip canned fruit cocktail shredded coconut and those mini fruit marshmallows #some people will tell you it’s yogurt not mayo but true midwesterners know it’s miracle whip or plain mayo #truly the worst thing ive ever experienced #green bean casserole too? like made with canned soup and frozen or canned green beans?#macaroni salad? that ur neighbor though was ok made with just mayo and mustard?#mayo-based potato salad? with hard boiled eggs in it?#that one popcorn salad????? that is literally an affront to all that is holy?????#JELLO COLESLAW??????#ANYTHING SERVED AT A STATE FAIR?!?!?!?!?!?!?#oh also that one gross lime jello and cottage cheese abomination #look some of these *can* be good when made right #like macaroni salad and potato salad and green bean casserole #but they SO VERY RARELY made right and have ALMOST ALWAYS been sitting in the sun or ur aunts hot car for an hour+#(im not gonna slander tatertot hotdish it’s good ok?)#also how are rocky mountain oysters not on that list #spray cheese too??? literally so many things to validly come for us over #velveeta??? like idk man there’s a lot out there #hot pockets lmao come for our hot pockets

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