#it’s like if u give me a popit

[shellxrls]

this is so bad and ik i shouldn’t do it bc it can irritate the piercing, but i literally play with my stomach bar alll the time like it’s so fun,, anyways made me think coryo wld enjoy lying on your stomach to fiddle with your belly bar if you had one.

[rabbits-of-habit]

HELLO MOD DIRK I JUST SAW THR emh boys w an s/o(?) who is a single mother AND it was funny bc i have this one oc w a daughter and,, what ab emh boys w an s/o who is a single mother and the kid is fucking feral and rude with adults n probably calls u fucker 😭 ( btw, the mother did not teach them that and tries to keep them calm )

This is amusing to me because my brother was this kid. Feral and passed his feral unto me. -Mod Dirk

Evan:

God when he met your daughter he was nervous.

When she came into the room and yelled "WHATS UP FUCKERS?" It changed to a different story.

Evan loses his shit laughing while you just look beyond stressed.

She runs circles around you and he can tell.

Fear not though, you have a boyfriend with almost endless dumbass energy.

Wholesome dumbass energy.

But he is also easily swayed with whatever feral ideas come into this girls mind so be weary.

She finds out really fast that if she gives him cute eyes for long enough she can get anything she wants from him.

This of course is not good because she has gotten him to light small fires outside.

Habit:

Ok bear with me..

Habit taught your kid the bad things they know.

She curses like a sailor and knows how to dispose of a body because of him.

She doesn't even need to give puppy eyes.

He goes with her evil mastermind plans at the drop of a hat.

This man too, never runs out of energy.

The difference is that by the end of the day he is running circles around her while you pass out from exhaustion.

Hey at least sometimes you get a break.

Jeff:

By far the calmest of the group.

No panic or teaching her to do worse things.

When she first came into his life she was saying "Fuck you" to random strangers.

He mellows her out after awhile with your help.

She is still just as feral but she can control it a bit better.

You both allow her one big feral activity a week and it seems to work out really well.

Last week she chose to break into an abandoned building and explore.

Not too bad until she picked up a loose can of spray paint and coated a wall in it.

Vince:

Your daughter can smell fear and that is not good for the man whos heard stories about her and is sort of fearful.

She comes in with a packages of popits and the mouth of a sailor and he is partially ko'ed.

Tiny fireworks and a tiny feral child spell trouble.

He starts to loosen up a bit when she offers him some to throw on the ground.

It doesn't take puppy eyes to convince him to do things.

All she has to say is "It will be fun."

And it is...Until you find out their plans and put a stop to it.

She throws him under the bus a lot and while that worked at first, you put together that your child is just an evil mastermind.