#it’s in my pinned. if you click on my tag ‘fellas is it gay to lie down with the devil’ you’ll see all my show posts

[covenofthearticulate]

Dude why do you like the show? How can you be a book fan and actually enjoy the show

Anon I am being so serious when I ask what on god’s green earth is giving you the impression that I enjoy the show in any form or fashion???

[darspeaksout]

“Raining On Your Parade”

Hey pussy boy, what the fuck it do?

Your girlfriend comes to me with all the shit you failed to do

She said you didn’t eat her right and that her pussy was so good you needed bed rest

Told me she was contemplating breaking up with you after you lasted

Only three minutes in bed

That dick game is weak

That bank account is skeet

Hate on her for having money while all you do is stay at home and play League

Leech off your parents’ cash as you sleep on their couch

Can’t even shave your dick on time for these pussy appointments

Shit, bro, you really are a clown

These boys put in zero effort then panic when I come around

I don’t even need to flex to show the outline of my chest

I don’t even need to sext to let them know I’m good at sex

I don’t need to say a word to make her fall in love with me

All I do is mind my business, can’t help if these losers get jealous of me

These insecure men are intimidated by their women’s finances

If you feel threatened she’s the breadwinner, then date a broke bitch instead

Y’all buy your cars and your sneakers and your expensive tech

But flip the script and double the standard when she treats herself next?

Y’all stay quiet when you can pay for dates and splurge on her endlessly

But all of a sudden got something to say when she can now afford a Fendi

You don’t want a girlfriend, you just want to control

I don’t discriminate between genders – men can still be stupid hoes

Y’all get paranoid when she starts to show some skin and dress a little sexy

Forgetting that out of all the guys who hollered, she chose you

So why the fuck should you be worried?

If your lady got it, be grateful and let her flaunt it

But if you got a problem, you can be a pussy boy and suck it

Pin her down in bed, don’t pin her down in life

‘Cuz she got options with that beauty and that charm of hers

And she can find another guy

Somewhere out there is the hotter version of you, a man more confident

You could even be him if you went to the gym, read a book, and instead of being a simp, used your fucking head

To all my straight fellas I must say sorry

I know we only met and I haven’t been that friendly

I didn’t introduce myself ‘cuz your girl already told you about me

About how I treat her right even though we’re not dating

How I take away her pain from hours of our late night talking

How I let her do what she wants and assume control

But that I’m there to listen and keep her on the safe side of the road

I’m sorry that she dumped your ass and is too busy being a hot girl

But you should’ve known what you were getting yourself into when you decided to date a hot girl

Can’t tame them, can’t hold them down, they say it’s a man’s world

But the world would mean nothing without a woman or a girl

I got her ex-man’s eyes glued to her IG wondering who it was she tagged

Then I stress him out even further when he clicks on my profile

And sees he has to make a follow request

I got her ex-man messaging her when she posts that new perfume

Saying, “Where’d you get it? Who bought it for you?”

It was me, pussy boy

I’m spoiling your girlfriend, what are you gonna do?

I got her ex-man worried so he asked his bros to stalk me

I accepted all their follows ‘cuz I felt like being petty

Put her initials in my bio with the red heart, chain link, and padlock emojis

She’s swiping right on Tinder as she laughs on my bed next to me

Didn’t rain on your parade, I took a shit on it

Then I sprayed some V.I.Poo ‘cuz I'm hygienic with it

Fuck your mascots, your balloons, I’m going up, up with it

Y’all try so hard to pump yourselves but really you’re just deflated

I’m chilling at the summit, call me Everest, my style is elevated

Her new man’s dick got some girth, need the radius to measure that circumference

I got straight guys in my DM’s asking how I did it

I got straight guys wondering if I really fucked their girlfriends

I got straight guys thanking me for being gay as soon as they find out

‘Cuz if I were straight I would’ve taken all these girls

And have them wrapped around my arms

 -     dg