#it’s fun to be a hater sometimes aswell

[barzfrommarz]

does anyone else scroll thru neg posts of characters (specifically dsmp) they don’t like to remind myself why I hate them because I have terrible memory

[mybrainisslowlyboiling]

Yaelokre Headcannons

Kingsley is Colentine's #1 fan (and also their biggest hater)

Perrine has a habit of (not necessarily kissing) but simply pressing their lips to the foreheads of the other Lark, especially after they've done something particularly reckless or dumb.

"When y'all nearly get yourselves killed 15 separate times in a day I do what I need to keep sane."

Even though most of these times death isn't really a high probability (unless you're Kingsley). Perrine just tends to worry to much.

Catch Perrine telling Cole to calm down and stop being irrational five minutes later anyway.

This next one isn't necessarily a headcannon but more something my brain has done against my will; The Croon is like 20+ feet tall. Bro is in the trees. The Enkindled doesn't really have a particularly height I suppose (as they shapeshift) but I imagine they do what they can to be close enough to the Croon to bother them. The Bellringer is like 10 ish feet in my head. And then Story is like 5'4". No, I do not take criticism. You cannot convince me the jolly stuffing man is any taller than 5'5".

Kingsley football tackles Cole into the ground or nearest body of water at the earliest convenience.

Cole hates the snow. Not necessarily because of the cold (though they hate that too) but more because Kingsley becomes one with the ice during snow days with Clémentine as their right hand.

Snow fights are ruthless and taken very seriously.

Like draw lines through their family type of seriously. If an atrocity was committed on the battlefield, it'll take days for the effects to wear off in the household or until revenge is exacted.

There is a spring by their house that you can catch them at at any given moment (especially during the warmer months).

Fresh water for drinking, washing, cooking, cooling off in the summer, new combat terrain. What else could you want?

House Headcannons...?

Perrine has their own room upstairs with a big ol' Kingsley keep out (and other children aswell) unspoken rule.

Sometimes Kingsley will go in there and move stuff around just for the thrill of it.

Perrine sleeps in a hammock.

Clémmie and Cole share a room downstairs with the only actual bed.

Kingsley wouldn't be caught dead sleeping in a bed. They sleep in a nest in the corner.

This all changes, however, in the winter when the upstairs becomes essentially off limits and they all sleep in Clémmie and Cole's room for warmth.

Kingsley doesn't complain as hypothermia doesn't sound too appealing.

Cole does though as they're convinced Kingsley has fleas.

"That was ONE TIME Cole, I don't even have them anymore!"

Perrine's hammock hangs next to their bedroom window which happens to be right above Cole and Clémmie's bedroom window.

Clémmie tries to get Cole to sneak out with them all the time only to be caught all the time.

It's so ironic because Clém does this more during the warmer summer nights, which coincides with Perrine's need to keep their window open for ventilation purposes.

Perrine doesn't even care that they want to go out after dark. But,

"At least have the audacity to tell me where I'll have to go in the morning to find your dead bodies."

Clémmie and Cole don't even retreat when caught. They just hear Perrine's voice shout from behind them and book it.

The whole "sneaking out" is just a fun ruse at this point. There's not even a real valid reason for them to be going out the window anymore.

Kingsley sleeps through anything and everything. Also sleeps in the most.

Clémmie and Perrine will wake up very easily. Like a one degree change in temperature will have these two shooting out of bed.

Perrine cannot sleep until Clémmie and Cole do as they can just barely hear the sounds of life through the floor boards and that is just obviously too much.

Cole won't really wake up to noise (unless very, very loud), but will wake up fairly easily to touch or movement. (i.e. if either Clémmie or Cole are awake, they're both awake.)

Kingsley won't bathe, there is so little one can do to get them to do it.

"This is hard earned grime!"

This is fairly okay during the summer as Kingsley can just be tricked into it by going swimming (they also just spend less time closer together with better ventilation during the warmer months).

In the winter though? Oh no. It's such a problem. Only worsened by the fact Cole will NOT let Kingsley sleep in their bed smelling like that.

Kingsley's so committed that they'll sleep on the ground in front of the fire, up until it gets cold enough that Kingsley will bathe just to experience love and affection again.

Perrine brings up death a lot very casually. It's a stapple to their sense of dry, sarcastic humor. Perrine has yet to pick up on this habit.

Most of the Harkers DO NOT know what to do with children. Especially Story believe it or not. Catch them dangling infants by the foot and throwing them into the air. Yarrow's over here like 😨.

[trollsedits]

Clay & John Dory Brotherly Relationship Headcanons

So I would personally like to deep a little deeper into clay and John Dory relationship with each other I know Clay is John Dory number one biggest hater and he still hold grudges against John Dory but I wanted to do some headcanon that shows their relationship before the Brozone Band Broke up n Stuff….

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-When clay was little he likes to follow John Dory around just like Floyd and branch would do when they were younger

-Clay would cry when he doesn’t see John Dory around and when John hears that cries he has to rush back and hold onto clay

-every night John Dory would sing twinkle twinkle little star to Clay which annoys the heck out of Bruce

-When John Dory stop singing Clay would cry non stop until John sings again usually it takes and hours to get Clay to sleep he’s a hyper kid

-Clay sometime sleeps w John Dory especially when is raining and stormy

-Just like branch and Floyd when they were babies Clay loves to hide in John Dory hair he even hide there for hours and he will not get out of his hair

-Clay drew a picture of him and John Dory which John kept through this day when the band broke up John would constantly look at the drawing that baby clay made for him :(

-Clay loves Bruce to but he definitely loves John Dory the most

-When Brozone became a band Clay relationship with John Dory drifted a little

-When Floyd was born clay spends hours lock in his room crying cuz John Dory doesn’t love him no more and he would tell baby Floyd that John Dory was his and he dose the same thing to branch aswell

-Clay loves it when John Dory tells embarrassing stories about Bruce it makes him happy and giggles

-During Brozone band days Clay was in charge of the choreography (Most of it) he was a great dancer

-As John Dory became even more bossy Clay started to have different feelings about him but he push through it cuz he didn’t want to ruin the relationship with him and John

-Clay would push himself to make John Dory like him even better since John Dory keeps yelling at him

“CLAY YOUR NOT DOING THE ROBOTS MOVES RIGHT!”

“I NEED TO SEE FUN BOY CLAY!”

-despite his highly demands Clay work his ass off so John Dory would like him

-Clay would often try to be serious but John Dory wouldn’t let him John push him to be the fun boy of the band

-Clay almost cried in front of John Dory when he slap the books off clay hands during their breaks…

“Clay, how many time do I have to tell you reading is for no fun people! Now get up and practice those robots moves.” John say as the other saw Clay wanted to cry but suck it back it as Floyd picked up clay book and gave it to him

-Clay slam the book in front of Floyd yelling at him making Floyd shed a tear ���

“FLOYD STOP IT JOHN DORY WAS RIGHT READING IS FOR BORING PEOPLE I’M FUN BOY CLAY!”

As Floyd ran to Bruce crying on his chest Clay felt bad for screaming at Floyd he knew that Floyd likes it when clay reads to him and branch but John Dory wouldn’t allowed it at all….

-Bruce and John Dory fought through out the bands days even before they performed and Clay would be on John Dory side at all cause but Clay still Kept getting yelled at by John Dory

-The others brother became worried about Clay cuz he’s is attach to John Dory

-Many’s years laters as John Dory promised the fans a perfect family harmony as Clay and John Dory relationship gets a bit more worse and toxic as clay became older he was kinda sick of his older brother BS

Moving forward……

-When the perfect family harmony failed they came back to the pod Bruce and John was yelling at each other Clay would stick up for John Dory but this time table has turn

-Clay express his anger towards John after all those years and he was blinded the fact that John used him just to gain frame like Clay has been his number one supporter since he came into this world

-As John left Clay became sad and furious so he and Bruce decided to leave together Clay wanted to give John one last hug but couldn’t because he was so angry at John

-before Spruce change his name he gave Clay a hug and wishing him the best and before he was known as Bruce he told clay this…

“I wish I could have save you from John Dory but I couldn’t because John Dory had you tied up as his little puppet.” He said breaking the hugs and left clay wish he could see the truth he knew that John Dory attitude change when Brozone became a band

-when the trolls attempt to escape the Bergans Clay tried to find branch,Floyd and grandma he didn’t think or thought of John Dory at all he did think of Bruce but he knew Bruce was away away into a new world as Clay was helping others trolls escape the tunnel collapse causing him and others trolls to be trapped

-He and viva became co owners of the mini golf and they are known as putt putt trolls

-Clay would pray that his other brother and grandma is somewhere safe he wish he could have look for them but it was too late as he looked up at the moons and stars he thought of John Dory

-How John Dory use to sing twinkle twinkle little star to him every night when he was younger Bruce would be annoyed by it Clay sat alone and began to sing he couldn’t sing he would choke on every words as he cry to himself he missed John Dory but he also hated him as much as the other brothers did 😭

-Clay still had drawing that he made for John Dory but never gotten a chance to give him it

-Clay dug through his old drawings and pictures of him and John he burned it as much as he didn’t want to burn it he had too he would cross or cut out John Dory face

-After all these 20+ years he joined the sad book club for the first time he was free from John Dory control and he was taken seriously and he was a Licensed CPA although he was free but he miss the old John Dory he wished John Dory never started the band then things would have been different

-As Clay sat by himself every night talking to the moon as if it was John Dory so basically talking to himself as if John Dory was there with him clay would continue to cry but he would never admit that he miss John Dory not until after trolls band together….

~Trolls band Together~

-As Clay saw Bruce,Branch and John Dory he wanted to cry and hug John but on the other hand he gave John the cold shoulder despite him missing John Dory ever single day

-On their way to save Floyd Clay and John was mostly fighting they never fought when they were younger it was always Bruce and John that fought but now it was clay and John

-As John Dory was being bossy again Clay told him off but when branch and poppy walked out on them he felt bad but at the same time he knew it was John fault for causing this mess

-Clay can feel his heart hurting

-As Clay looked around he stop his tracked he saw that John Dory still indeed has his drawing that he made when he was younger Clay shed a quick tears and wipe them off

-Nearly losing Floyd Clay hugged Floyd tightly John also hugged both Clay and Floyd Clay wanted to slap his hands off but couldn’t Clay miss John Dory hugs

~After trolls bands together~

-All the brothers have grudges against John Dory so they all say in a circle sharing how they felt but Clay was super quiet

-As Clay and John Dory sat face to face Clay didn’t look at John Dory as the other brother watched along with viva and poppy

-it was complete silent for 2 hours until John Dory pulled out a special drawing that Clay made for him when he came back to the trees before the escape of the bergans as Clay saw that drawing he wanted to cry and did eventually

“I came back to the tree I couldn’t find any of you I assume that you guys were eaten or somewhere safe when I came back into our room I found this drawing and note that you left it means a lot to me I never knew that you really loved me I’m sorry I took advantage of you and the others but mostly you I miss you everyday wishing you were safe and alive and hope we could see each other again until now, You may have the right to be angry with me and the things I did but I do ask for your forgiveness and hope we can start over.” John said

-Clay just sat there crying until there’s no tears left to cry as Clay gave John Dory a hug out of all of the brothers beside Floyd Clay would be the one to hug John as he sob “I miss you so much I would always talk to the moon wishing I was talking to you.” Clay said as they both hugged and cried for another good hour even poppy and viva was crying….

-Although Clay and John left in good terms but the other part of clay will not forget or forgive what John did to him and the others brothers

-Clay would still be John Dory Number one hater and will always be 🫶🏻

-Clay and John Dory relationship now prior to after trolls band together is a Love Hate relationship they do hangout together just them two from time to time

-Clay would get upset or angry at John when John try to makes things perfect cause he knows John Dory is a perfectionist and would try to stop his habits and would also tell John Dory that not everything has to be perfect…..

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Blogger note: I know I try to keep it kids friendly and not write any cussed words but I decide too so I’m sorry so if you have a problem with cuss word DIN and plus I know some of my followers and others are mature audiences so I didn’t want to bored them don’t worry is nothing sexual or anything it just cussed words that’s all is still clean…. :^)

Also, I really love Clay and John Dory brotherly relationship I really hope there’s a trolls short or in the future movies they focus on clay and John Dory relationship aswell with the others brothers I do believe Clay and John relationship is both a love hate relationship as if now….

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Like+ Follow are very much appreciated! ✨🩷

1,000 likes maybe I’ll do another one with John Dory and his relationship with his other brothers and also more about Clay and John relationship :^)

[iwadori]

Haikyu boys when they make you insecure PT 1 (Kenma,Kuroo)

Part 1 Part 2  Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6.

Word Count:3k 

genre: angst, fluff

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Kenma:

You and Kenma have been in a long distance relationship for a while.

Both of you stream, Kenma doing it seriously for his job and you just playing it for fun,

Sometimes you stream together of course but because of your difference in audiences and games you don’t do it all the time

“Bye guys! Hope you enjoyed todays stream” You wave off to the camera and shut off your PC taking a few sips of water.

Kenma: Hey.. nice stream today Y/N are you going to watch mine?

Y/N: Of course I will 

Kenma: Ok talk to you later

Y/N: okayy <3

Kenma is what inspired you to stream, he also taught you all the ins and outs of streaming making sure you were set and ready. Your gaming style was very relaxed and friendly as you obviously weren’t streaming as a career just for fun and to make friends with your online viewers. The games you played were usually: minecraft, COD, Sims 4, Roblox, Animal crossing and *Insert your favourite game here* the way I literally named all the games I play 

You wait for Kenmas stream to start, kind of excited as you’ve always loved seeing your boyfriend in his ‘element’ when it comes to playing to games. As your boyfriends stream starts you see he’s already chosen what game he is playing today which is to your surprise Call of duty, since that was the game you were playing earlier.

As he gets into the stream you are entertained, as always since Kenma was being his usual self laughing at his own deadpan jokes and interacting with his viewers. He is currently waiting for his capture the flag game to start so as he waits he decides to read some comments in the chat.

You’re used to the usual ‘Kenma where is Y/N I miss your usual streams together’ or ‘kenma please RAIL me’ which always makes you laugh. You were also used to the common hate comments Kenma and You both got on your streams but you were definitely not ready for this..

@ Ihatewomanandiamadick : Hey Kenma did you see your girls stream today she is so dog shit at COD lmaoooo jhdfkjdrhdrr

“Well hello ihatewomenandiamadick” started Kenma “but yes I did see Y/N stream and obviously she is not the best at games and I would definitely NOT ask her to team with me for any serious gaming competitions ... but she’s fun to watch I guess” as he finished speaking about you his game loaded up so he focused his attention on that the words he just spoke going to the back of his mind as they end up at the forefront of yours.

You obviously knew you were no match for Kenma’s gaming expertise but you didn’t expect him to publicly agree with a hate comment let alone add more of his imput on you. Did he really think that about you? ‘She’s fun to watch I guess’ did he not even enjoy your streams that much?

You wanted to distract yourself, and you definitely couldn’t do that watching him so you close off of his stream and get in your bed deciding to watch your favourite show. 

Waking up at 6pm after your sad nap, you see that Kenma has left some messages to you,

Kenma: hey did you watch my stream?

Kenma: do you want to facetime later and play some minecraft..?

Kenma: y/n r u ok??

Y/N: oh hey cnt play minecraft w you rn not really in the mood..

Kenma: oh ok..

Time passed since then a month to be exact and you basically dropped off of the face of the earth, you weren’t in the mood to do anything let alone game and stream, which was a constant reminder of your boyfriend (something you didn’t want at the time.) 

You felt embarrassed over all the things he said about you and all the things you now think he thinks about you and the way you play. Maybe he thinks even worse things about you, beyond just how you game? What if he doesn’t even genuinely like you...or he has someone else...it does make sense, you do both live miles and miles away from eachother AND he’s a big streamer you see the amount of girls in his comments.

You shake your head to erase your protruding thoughts coming in your mind, but it doesn’t really help. You and Kenma haven’t spoken much over this month he tried to constantly reach out to you at first but you assume he got bored over your constant, repetitive dry texts. So you were almost content with you and Kenma not even being in a relationship anymore.

However on Kenma’s side, he was beyond worried about you. Since you haven’t been streaming or barely responded to his texts he thought something happened to you, but he didn’t want to be seen as ‘overstepping boundaries’ if there was nothing wrong at all with you and you simply were just ‘not in the mood.’ 

So here he is, in Kuroo’s apartment trying to get him to help him out on finding out what is wrong with you.

“So kenma can you remember what happened the day when Y/N went ‘ghost’“ asked Kuroo in a mock detective voice

“Y/N didn’t go ‘ghost’ Kuro, and take this seriously” said Kenma “I’m worried bout her”

“Okay fine, but for real what’s the last thing you remember before she started acting all weird.” 

“Umm I think it was around a month ago I did my saturday stream and I think she was on it but she didn’t leave her usual nice comments throughout”

“Ohh that was the stream when you sai-” Kuroo said before pausing his words as the memory of what Kenma said about you on his stream came in his mind, as even Kuroo thought it was a tad bit harsh for Kenma to say all those things “I think I know why Y/N has been so distant kiddo”

“What why?” Asked Kenma

Kuroo pulls out his phone and brings up the clip off what Kenma said and Kenma’s face cringes ‘did he really say all those things about you’ he thinks. 

“Shit.. I didn’t know I said all of that” he said quietly “how do I make it up to her?”

“There’s only one thing you can really do Kenma” said kuroo

You are woken up out of your sleep by a knock on the door. Getting out your bed like a zombie, you trudge to your front door only surprised by what you see. There in his 5′6 glory stood your ‘boyfriend’ Kenma with a controller and a kitten teddy in his hand. You were very tempted to shut the door in his face and get back to your dreamless sleep but you waited on him to speak.

“Hi Y/N” he said quietly “wanna play some minecraft...?”

“Why so you can ridicule me on how shit I am?” You ask bitterly ready to shut the door on him

“No! No not all” he said stopping you from shutting the door entering your place “Y/N i’m really sorry on what I said, I wasn’t thinking AT ALL... I love watching your streams and I think you’re great at playing games...I was just being a dick,”

You take a deep breath before tears pool in your eyes “what you said really hurt me kenma..” you say “ I know people say shitty things on the internet all the time... it’s the internet. But I wasn’t expecting you to agree with the hater and say even more shitty things on top of that.. I don’t think I want to even stream anymore”

Upon hearing that, Kenma’s mouth parts open with shock ‘you dont want to stream anymore’ were his comments that bad? Now he feel even worse as he should and is now more determined to make things right. 

He impulsively drags your arm into your game room, catching your surprise ‘what is he up too?’ you think. He stops for a second seeing your usual pristine gaming set up, collected up with dust. 

“What are you do-” you start 

“Just wait!” He says, as he rushes away turning on all your stuff and logging onto his twitch account as he sees the views go up he starts to speak

 “Hi guys, its me kodzuken and today I’m here on stream with my beautiful girlfriend and today I want to say..” he turns to you “Y/N im so sorry for the horrible things I said to you that day... I was just being a dick and I’m sorry I really am.”

You look at the chat and you see some confusion and some people recalling his words from last month. “It’s fine Kenma, I forgive you” you say giving him a hug”

“Okay Y/N, so what do you say... wanna beat my ass at bed wars?” He says with a smirk 

“When have I ever loss?” you return his smirk

Of course you did beat his ass as bed wars for rounds on rounds never losing proving yourself to actually be a good gamer girl. You enjoyed your time with Kenma, forgetting what he said before about you and moving on. 

Eventually, you guys moved in together and streamed together all the time and yes you still do play for fun but you’ve gotten way better at COD (some may say better then Kenma) but who is better didn’t matter to any of you, as long as you got to play together that’s all you both cared about.

Kuroo:

Kuroo and you have been together since you were in your first year of high school 

You met as friends first when you got him to tutor you in chemistry ( a subject you still aren’t that good at.)

Now you have your upcoming entrance exams for university in a month so your school has you doing mock exams in preparation for them.

20%

You look down at your chemistry paper that your teacher just handed you. 20%. You’re surprised, very surprised since out of all your subjects (that you go 90+% on) you studied on the chemistry test the hardest ensuring Testurou, that you didn’t need his help at all. But I guess it turns out, you did.

This failing mock grade put a blunder on your day, you didn’t interact with anyone and didn’t want to see your boyfriend so you skipped your usual routine of meeting him on the rooftop and went to the library instead ‘might aswell start early on your studying’ you thought.

As you were going over your chemistry topics, you hear an ‘ahem’ next to you and you turn your head only to find your boyfriend and his friends next to you. Kuroo with his usual goofy smile on his face. 

“Hey kitten where were you at lunch?” he asked 

“Needed to go to the library, Chemistry is kicking my ass” you mumbled 

“Oya” he said as he noticed your chemistry test laying under your textbook “20%, well damn Y/N I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were that stupid” he laughed doing his stupid usual hyena-like laugh.

Ouch well that hurt. You slightly flinched at his words, “Really your name, you didn’t know the molecular formula for ethanol, that’s first year work” he said continuing to laugh “I’m pretty sure that’s one of the first things I tutored you on when we first met” 

His overbearing laughter was not good for you, you were already having a bad day and yes you do know your not that good at chemistry but you didn’t need your chemistry-enthusiast boyfriend to make fun of you for failing. Kenma and Yaku stood there awkwardly obviously aware of how bad Kuroo is making you feel but they didn’t really know how to stop his friend in the moment.Whilst he’s still dying of laughter you decide to pack up your stuff and leave the library.

You managed to get your Chemistry tutor to let you retake your mock paper in a week so that means, extra hard studying with no distractions you definitely can’t fail again. Since studying on your own was definitely not a good option, and you couldn’t go to Kuroo (especially after he ridiculed you) you decided to ask the second smartest person you know to tutor you.

Y/N: Hey Yaku! Can I ask you a favour?

Yaku: Hi Y/N what do you need??

Y/N: I have my chemistry retake next week, and as you know from your loud-loud friend I failed my recent test so can you tutor me?? 

Y/N: Pleaseeee

Yaku: Ok Y/N why can’t you ask Kuroo you know that he’d be more than happy to help

Y/N: Yakuu pleasee just help me out 

So there you was, nearly a week done with your study sessions with Yaku and you’re feeling way more confident than before. 

“Y/N what is the functional group of a Carboxylic Acid” Yaku asked

“umm... COO?” 

“Great! that’s correct Y/N” he praises i dont actually know if it’s correct or not

You then hear a knock at Yaku’s front door and hear his mum let the person in, Kuroo then enters Yaku’s bedroom with shock plastered on his face surprised to see you here.

“Y/N...hey?” he says confused “what are you doing here?”

“Oh Mori-chan is just helping me with chemistry for my retake tommorow” you say nochalantly internally smiling at the twinge in Kuroo’s face at the purposeful use of Yaku’s first name.

“So why didn’t you ask me to help you know I’m a chemistry whiz” he asks

“Maybe I’m too stupid to be taught under your tutelage” you mumble “since I seem to forget whatever you teach me, even when it’s 3 years ago... but ok”

“Y/N I-” he starts 

“Oh save it Kuroo, I have studying to do” you say cutting him off

“But I-” he tries

“So Mori-chan COOH is the function group of ethyl ethonate right?” you ask ignoring your boyfriend who is now at a lost for words

“ummm yeah it is” says yaku who is clearly feeling heavily awkward at the tension in his bedroom.

Kuroo leaves and you and yaku finish off the studying for the night, you did feel a little bad for being a bit mean to Kuroo but it’s karma for him being a dick to you. 

You wake up the next day ready for your exam which was first thing in the morning, before you hand in your phone you see a message from Kuroo,

Kuroo: I know you’re still mad at me, but I think you’re going to do so well on this test. You’re not stupid at all, you’re really smart and I love you < 3 

Kuroo: Good luck Y/N

You don’t respond to the message but smile at the sincerity of it and thankful for the boost of confidence it gave you before you start your exam.

Finishing the exam with a smile, you were confident you did well as everything you and Yaku went over was on the paper and you’re almost certain you atleast got more than 75%. You have to wait an hour before your teacher can give you your results, so in the meantime you might aswell reconcile with Kuroo.

When you exit the classroom, standing there was Kuroo who seemed to have been waiting for you for the whole duration of the exam.

“So how was it?” Kuroo asked, apprenhensive as he assumed you would just ignore him like you did at Yaku’s house.

“It was fine, I think it went alright..” you say

“Kuroo”

“Y/N”

You say simultaneously, he pauses for a second to let you speak “I’m sorry I was being so stand offish when we were at Yaku’s I just wanted you to see I could do it on my own, and when you called me stupid I really took that to heart since you and I both know that Chemistry wasn’t ever my best subject” 

“I’m sorry too, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad, and since it was only a practice test I didn’t think you’d take it to heart but I am sorry I know you aren’t stupid.”

Before you got to say anything else, your Chemistry teacher exited the room with your chemistry paper in hand. Kuroo grabbed your hand anticipating your nerves and gave it a gentle squeeze.

“Miss L/N” said your teacher “Well done on your chemistry test” he turned your test around to sure a perfect 100%. Both you and Kuroo gasped, you were elated to say the least you wanted to jump up and down in excitement but a PERFECT 100%.

“I’d also like to add that you have now got the top chemistry score in the school beating the previous title holder Kuroo Testurou” said your teacher, this made Kuroo open his mouth even wider in surprise nearly making you giggle at his response. 

Your teacher took his leave, leaving you and Kuroo in the hallway “ I guess i’m the chemistry whizz now “ you say wiggling your eyebrows just as Kuroo did to you before at Yaku’s this made him chuckle as he came to put his arm around you.

“Y/N don’t get ahead of yourself now, you may have won this battle but I will win the war” he said smiling

In the final exam, you continue your winning streak also getting a near 100% and still beating Kuroo which didn’t matter to either of you, now you’re just like him cracking chemistry puns and jokes all the time which none of your friends appreciated but atleast Kuroo found them SODIUM funny.

AN: Please kill me for the last line of Kuroos, I didn’t really like Kuroo’s since it was a bit self indulgent with my hate for chemistry but what do you guys think?

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I just wanna be myself and play my tounge and strings and songs and penetrating the feelings you get be down down there the tickles they are found to glory up the care that's found up in the air with God and all his hair he's never care to show cause it's just bare and beautiful and full of glow that we can't understand so our 🎁 we must compose back to the swifts of ribbon & twists that give God the gift that's His because ours is beyond benevolent Godly Kindly astoundingly irrelvient to all that is true cause technically all that is true must be. I think #We shouldn't technically really #exist at all but we wobblin' & #Jiggling round ducking fucking do don't that tell you something like #life too good to be true doesn't that sing thy words thy poets like yours truly sings in swing beyond the furthest lies that bound & uptain inside sling slung around vibrating all around the 🔊you sound&are swirled mixed all round' but if YOU & your sound & are then just bound & free you'll be able to fly, found, free to use that energy beyond the limits seemingly bound beyond the space YOUR'E living in extraordinary bomb of bursting Love and euphoria all above sprinkling all its #jizz jello #juzz #jelly #jello bust the juice n' freak our drank make it a plus, If i don't get buzzed I'll take it to heart and feel ashamed, I got this thing where I'm not insane I'm just really damn fuckin dope & gifted yes one may say so fuck the shifted haters and jealouses Like the 👑 I am Ill live by my heart ruling my hand, like the king I am you are aswell, and like the kind you are the queen you spell, We're ALL the same we are. We're all just diffrent beautiful #royalty from God just diffrent but thats the most beautiful part, the diffrences and chances to be fucking YOU and YOU can be ANYBODY. We the kings and stars we arleady ares, like YOURS truly your fucking king, me motherfucker, yes, me. The one you ignore are tad but don't think to think or feel or sinf, oh well you think it makes you thin, it does Love; you just ignore out of lazy or crazy brinks that connect the truth to the creativity that blooms the poofs of the blossoms that garden noon at eden every so ofte I know my shit can danceI know wmy heart is gold I know im a little to stand up in your face I know Im a little to gold and rad and eccletic and loud and dope but really im just expressing myself, Its Love and shades and writings of waves and energy of sound poetry or poetic chaotic creative grace out of Lifes vagina we ALL emerged to relate to the life we perceive togetehr.

Feelings incinerate the NOW on now I guess I Feel like im bubbling in tea, and I like tea but I just wish you liked me, because you do, you did before you knew, and when you did you fell in true casue im as genuine as they do, too damn crazy to give a fuck this is true but I ain't no fool, and I Ain't no tool, just an artist crafting poetic musical meaningful genius creative diffrent never before existed artistc art, musically, photographically, poetically, philosophically, I brew the delights of life till my heart it finds and overflows the light thats got our purpose in tight, my purpose in flight is my LOVING SOUND that means hella too soooo much to me to be honest too much to be around, theyre all gifts I worked like hounds, profound, profound, profound, Salo you're too deep and fucking profound, don t loose em now, too deep its down there swimming by the sea of that dreams tend to splash too deep to be found but then again its nothing cause nothing is what makes & fills the deepest spaces and nothing is what wieghs the unlimited weightfulness, Im sorry im a loon I love it though, to goon, you see Life is a cartoon don't unfriend your friend you knew know and Love to whole because I Love you too see my soul it splashes splurs of wisdom and music and meaning and Life thank you ALL for everything, God and all of My friends and finds and family delight, I Love you and me just wish youd put the fight that I had to conceive to birth the genius sights of sounds invisble rounds crowning all of our hearts, okay im crazy, no im not, your just lazy, im just hot, on fire, spliffing out my fishing thoughts, put the baight and then I caught YOU atealst I hope but I dont know where to stop its the improviser in me that can go on till it starts the next phase of life the one the poets try to talk, but ill just leave us as here like a fallen penny, on the crackled sidewalk street, on the road with choatic wisdom waste of time hell no, never, see you always grow even if it seems irrelivent this and everything that happens for a reason happens with its flow and magical treason that allows us to live inside a world we call our own, Come on you must admit it's quite intruiging to go through outs and then the ins like the coaster & the spins you be on soon,be a brother be a flower be a sister be a power be a lover be a friend be a homie give some shit a chance I know my shits dope and please God I'll go far and evolve furtehr whether it be in the non existent time frame of this seemingly non existent farm frames time, but regardless of the fact ofcourse I will cause you me we YOU are a star, sprinkling your concious heart to the world, like me in extreme cause im an artists and a feen so take the 🎁 I give to you to me to thee to whom ever by Love to perceive and take a chance on the sweeteness that rides with me and all of my musical making friends and brothers n' leauge of superhero musicians beautiful Godly GLORY Lovely SONIC HORNY power #SOUND I just want to be myself truthfully I am myself I just want to be myself and play my music out and sounds and have folks listen to it cause I grind it like my souls out see my songs are hard beauitful work that means alot, poetic an dhols alot of meaning and weight in its creativty, hatch an egg and raise a chicken, maybey one day your rooster will be unicorn, but aside from the tangents I know see I trust my feelings hella I know I'm dope as fuck, like fire rocket stellar works splashing color exploding rocks in thy sky, I know im fucking dope I know im fucking fly, I know your fucking dope I know your fucking livee, I know your fucking beauitful, I know your insides they have a heart just like mine and its beautiful to me how you and we can combine, and create and activate the higher gates by making Love and art and great praise of our Lord and One and ONly God, just Love the levitate, Im dope, we dope, we know you know I know don't need no conformation I laugh at the silent joke cause im the greatest along side the homies who are great greatness beyond understatments but no need to boast I'm just the spot that spots the pop on the G that busrtingly orgasmically explodes with conffetti between thy legs like a pinata because the music was exposed with crazy horny passionate deep Love, Im not crazy Im just talented, well maybey crazy but like the best type of crazy that comes from the talents and goes from the Love and the I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCKS. See im damn creative and I dont give a fuck who knows I just like to have fun get high and create the flows that flow our Lifes to deeper corners of profounded interconnected delight, sorry if im a fright im just Love and will ignite the power inside the Light swear to God you watch and slide, cause theres always a spot for you every single one of you crazy lights, like my crazy lights that light my sound to your delight deep down give it a try and the chance your chance will Love and thank you for what YOU & I came here for, for the everything happens for a reaosn and now your here, so clearly you came here for a purpose, Love you homie, like you dig me, and if your still here, I appreacite your intelligent core, and asbtract understadning of artistic glore sought when your soul feels empty and mine is not just full of this empty pack with profound space, sonic space, poetic space, higher dimensional inuitive intellectual space & more cause #Love really is the door that opened up above to let us live and get it right and live free under the suns weighted delight that God ignited out of Love and freewill won , I just wanna be myself and play my guitar and tounge and strings and makeout with myself and my songs and my rhythms while bassing teh penetrating feelings you get down down there the tickles they are found to glory up the care that's found up in the air with God and all his beautify and Glory that we can't understand so our gifts we must compose back to The Man our God, throuh art expression prayer kindness and Love swifts up the ribbons twists for the gifts you must preapre live by and give to YOUR God and Creator, the gift that's His because ours is beyond benevolent Godly Kindly astoundingly irrelvient to all that is true cause technically all that is true must be nothing, that is everything that is everything and nothing again so profound try to bound and uptain inside a sling vibrating all around the sound you sound and are mixed with all around but if you try to sing the sounds and are bound and free you'll be found to use that energy that is pure Love joy and expression, expression, expression beyond the limits seemingly defended bound beyond the space YOU'RE living in, extraordinary bombs of bursting Love and euphoria all above sprinkling all its juzz #jizz jello jelly jello & #fuzz the juice freak my drank make it a plus if I don't get buzzed Ima be sad, ima be hella sad cause that was mean anfd if you were kind and had a heart and you really knew me and were a friend you'd Love to make me happy and get me high up to my bench in teh clouds where I Love to praise God you should too don't be a pussy, it's cool as fuck, liek how stupid can one be to not acknolwdge a greater force life techiniclsly shoudlnt be our existence is a miracle and force unexplainable and techinically shouldnt be at all, but we are so pray and praise and acknolwdge YOUR God don't you see it's cool as shit to praise up the Lord, dont you want to manifest and get to the roads that will lead us to existences unimaginably concieved but yet teh possibilty is there and its all up to you to unimaginably concieve just be a brother, listen to my hearts creative sounds, stop being a pansy I knbow im annoying but I clearly dont give a fuck apologise for bombarding but I Love ya'll just as much, this is just too uch fun teh art, and teh discoveries of Life, this is just too much fun the poetry and the music that takes flight this is just too much fun thee deepness that my heart sinks the times I play guitar and write the songs I craft to birth, I'm not insane I'm just really gifted so take the gifts of my insane cause honestly no one else would ever insist it, I give to you, you give to me to thee to whom ever by Love to percieve and take a chance on the sweeteness that rides with me and all of my musical making friends and brother and leauge of musicianful beautiful artisticly Godly GLORY Lovely HORNY Sonic Power Sound.

Listen to thy music bretherin, hidden gems, of God & Wisdom and Love and Mind Expanding Feelings all over my creativness.

Love Ya'll Too,

Salo Sion Thy Dopest Loon

(P.S.I Don't Fucking Now;P)