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captious-solarian · 1 year ago

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Deer of up North

There's lots of deer and I can't keep them straight, so here's a list of all deer species found in the subtemperate regions of the Northern hemisphere: Canada, northern Europe, Siberia. This list does not cover the many other deer species.

General deer facts

Deer are ruminants: even-toed ungulates that chew their cud. Yes, that means all true deer are kosher. They're all herbivorous (which means they'll eat meat only if they don't have to work hard for it). True deer are the family Cervidae, but some other species are called "deer" based on looks.

In almost all species, males grow and shed antlers once a year, and females lack antlers. Males also tend to be much larger than females.

Depending on species and region, a male deer is called a stag, buck, or bull; a female deer a doe, hind, or cow; a young deer a fawn or a calf. In French, the male is called the generic term for deer, un cerf; the female is une biche and the young un faon.

Deer are smaller than you expect, except moose, which are bigger. Most deer species have shoulder heights between 50 cm and 1 m. Deer on this list are on the larger side because they live in cold areas.

Most deer are polygynous, with one mating season (rut) per year. Males fight with their antlers over groups of females. Pregnancy is long, and most species have one fawn at a time.

There are 12 species of deer in the area I'm talking about. 11 are true deer, 1 is an impostor amogus.

Red deer (Cervus elaphus)

Stag red deer in a forest near Rochefort, Belgium. Photo by Luc Viatour, 2011.

Name in English: Red deer. Name in French: Usually just cerf since it's the default European deer. Cerf élaphe if you're pedantic. Lives in: Europe and Western Asia. Introduced in Australia, New Zealand, and South America. Shoulder height: 1–1.3 m. Red deer are very big as deer go.

This deer is common in Europe, and often hunted and portrayed in art. It's rather social and forms herds. It lives in woods, and migrates to higher altitudes in summer.

Wapiti (Cervus canadensis)

Bull wapiti in Jasper National Park, Alberta, Canada. Photo by Membeth, 2019.

Name in English: In Europe, wapiti. In North America, elk. Ambiguity warning: in Europe, elk usually means moose (Alces alces). Name in French: Exactly the same problem, with the cognate terms. In Europe, wapiti. In North America, élan. Ambiguity warning: in Europe, élan usually means moose (Alces alces). Lives in: North America and East Asia. Introduced to South America and New Zealand. Shoulder height: 0.8–1.5 m. They're even bigger than red deer on average.

The wapiti is closely related to the red deer, and occupies a similar niche. Their native ranges don't overlap, but they often hybridise where both species are introduced.

Sika deer (Cervus nippon)

Stag sika deer in Poland. Photo by Lilly M, 2007.

Name in English: Northern spotted deer, Japanese deer, sika deer. Name in French: Cerf sika. Lives in: East Asia, mainly Japan. Introduced to a whole bunch of countries, including Canada, the United States, Russia, and many European countries. Shoulder height: 0.5–1.1 m depending on sex and subspecies.

The sika deer remains spotted as an adult, whereas in most species, only fawns have spots. Its distribution is weird af: its native range is a big chunk of East Asia, but it's died out in most of it, except in Japan where it's breeding like crazy, and it has introduced breeding populations in random places. It's closely related to the red deer and they sometimes hybridise.

Fallow deer (Dama dama)

Buck fallow deer in a field in the German state of Schleswig-Holstein. Photo by Johann-Nikolaus Andreae, 2008.

Name in English: Usually simply fallow deer. European or common fallow deer to clarify. Name in French: Daim. To clarify, daim européen. Lives in: Native to Turkey. Introduced in most of Europe, North and South America, parts of Africa, Oceania. Shoulder height: About 85 cm.

Another deer that stays spotted as an adult, though there are many colour variants. It too has a weird distribution. Its antlers have a broad, flat shape.

Reeves's muntjac (Muntiacus reevesi)

Buck Reeves's muntjac in a garden in England. Photo by Nilfanion, 2010.

Name in English: Reeves's muntjac, Chinese muntjac, barking deer. Sometimes spelt muntjak. Name in French: Lots of different names, none of which are commonly used: muntjac de Reeves, muntjac de Chine, cerf aboyeur, cerf muntjac. Lives in: Native to Taiwan and southeastern China. Introduced in Europe and Japan. Shoulder height: About 50 cm.

There are many species of muntjacs, but only one has established breeding populations far enough north to make this list. All of them are small for deer and breed year-round instead of seasonally.

Bucks of all muntjac species have both tusks and antlers. The tusks are the main weapon; the antlers are short and mostly used to knock opponents out of balance and into tusk range. Fun fact: the ancestor of deer had tusks and no antlers, but true deer lost their tusks, and some lineages re-evolved them.

Roe deer (Capreolus capreolus)

Roebuck in Vaxholm, Sweden. Photo by Bengt Nyman, 2023.

Name in English: Roe or roe deer. If you're pedantic, European or western roe deer. Name in French: Chevreuil. If you're pedantic, chevreuil d'Europe. Ambiguity warning: in Canada, chevreuil can mean the whitetail (Odocoileus virginianus). Lives in: Europe and parts of western Asia. Shoulder height: About 65 cm.

Roe deer use forests for cover, but often venture into open areas to graze. Outside mating season, they're solitary and territorial. The doe usually has two fawns rather than one, typically a male and a female.

Siberian roe deer (Capreolus pygargus)

Siberian roebuck at the Daursky Nature Reserve in Zabaykalsky Krai, Russia. Photo by Andrey Giljov, 2016.

Name in English: Siberian, eastern, or Asian roe deer. Name in French: Chevreuil de Sibérie or chevreuil d'Asie. Lives in: Take a wild guess: Asia, mainly Siberia. Shoulder height: About 85 cm.

This species is extremely similar to the closely related western roe deer, except that it's taller and thinner, and its antlers are longer. It's named pygargus after its white rump, which the western roe deer also has, so idk man.

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

Buck whitetail in the United States. Photo by Scott Bauer, 2001.

Name in English: Whitetail, white-tailed deer, Virginia deer (it's not particularly Virginian but ok). Name in French: If you're being pedantic, cerf de Virginie. In Québec, sometimes chevreuil. Ambiguity warning: in Europe, chevreuil means the roe deer (Capreolus sp.). Lives in: North, Central, and parts of South America. Shoulder height: Varies hugely, 0.5–1.2 m depending on subspecies.

The default North American deer. Bambi from Bambi (1942) is a whitetail.

It mostly lives at the edge of forests, often near humans. When spooked, it raises its tail, showing the white underside. This alerts other deer to danger. Litter size varies, with one, two, or three fawns.

Mule deer (Odocoileus hemionus)

Buck mule deer in the US state of Oregon. Photo from the Oregon Department of Fish & Wildlife, 2010.

Name in English: Mule deer. Some subspecies are called black-tailed deer. Name in French: Not present in any French-speaking areas, but cerf hémione or cerf mulet. Lives in: Western half of North America. Shoulder height: 0.8–1 m

Named for its huge-ass ears. Litter size is usually two fawns, sometimes one. It's not very social and usually solitary, but can also form small groups. Infuriating fact: there's a subspecies called the Sitka deer after the city of Sitka (Alaska, USA), completely unrelated to the sika deer.

Reindeer (Rangifer tarandus)

Wild bull reindeer in Alaska. Note the remains of shedding velvet on the tip of one antler. (Or don't note it, I'm not a cop.) Photo by Dave Menke, U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, 1995.

Name in English: Reindeer or caribou. Reindeer is more common in Europe, caribou in North America. Some people use reindeer for domestic subspecies and caribou for wild ones. Name in French: Renne or caribou, with roughly the same usage patterns. Lives in: Canada, Siberia, extreme north of Europe. Shoulder height: Varies hugely by subspecies, 0.8–1.5 m.

Reindeer live in large herds. Different subspecies migrate very long distances, short distances from mountain in summer to lowlands in winter, or not at all.

They have the biggest antlers of all deer, relative to body size. Females also have antlers, which they use to compete over food during pregnancy. They lose their antlers after calving, later in the year than males.

All societies around the north pole heavily herd or hunt reindeer, and often portray them in art and culture.

Moose (Alces alces)

Bull moose in Alaska. Photo by Paxson Woelber, 2014.

Name in English: In Europe, elk. In North America, moose. Ambiguity warning: in North America, elk usually means wapiti (Cervus canadensis). Name in French: Exactly the same problem. In Europe, élan. In North America, orignal (you are contractually obligated to make an orignal/original pun). Ambiguity warning: in North America, élan usually means wapiti (Cervus canadensis). Lives in: All around the north pole: Canada and small parts of the northern US, northern Europe, Siberia. Shoulder height: 1.5–2 m, by far the biggest deer.

Moose are good swimmers and browse for aquatic plants. Their oddly-shaped nose gives them an excellent sense of smell, and their long legs allow them to walk through snow easily. They're mostly solitary outside mating season. They usually have one calf, but twins are very common when food is plentiful.

Siberian musk deer (Moschus moschiferus) (not a deer)

Male Siberian musk deer at a zoo in Plzeň, Czechia. Photo by Николай Усик (Nicolai Usik), 2011.

Name in English: No really common name, just Siberian musk deer. Name in French: No really common name, just porte-musc de Sibérie. Lives in: Far east Asia: Korea, eastern Siberia, Mongolia, northeastern China. Shoulder height: About 50 cm.

Musk deer are not true deer; they're more closely related to cows. There are seven species, living mostly in South Asia. None have antlers or horns, and males of all species have tusks.

Siberian musk deer are solitary and territorial. They live in sloped taiga, are nocturnal, and mainly eat lichen. Females are larger than males, for once. Litter size varies, with one, two, or three young.

Males have a gland in their schlong that makes musk, a scented substance used in perfumes and traditional medicine. They are poached for their musk and musk glands, making the species vulnerable.

Family tree of all the guys above

Family tree of these 12 deer. Note that the "Old World" and "New World" names for the two subfamilies are kinda fake and gay: wapiti live in the New World; roe deer live in the Old World but are the poster child of the New World family; reindeer and moose live in both.

Other cool deer include the many deer of the Indian subcontinent, like the sambar (Rusa unicolor), and the small deer of South America, like the pudu (Pudu sp). Other cool non-deer include the tiny adorable mouse-deer (chevrotains, Tragulidae).

#taxonomy #effortpost #deer #Cervidae #Ruminantia #Artiodactyla #ungulate #mammal #Mammalia #this is largely a note to self #long post cw #very long post cw

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rnekopallet · 2 years ago

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lets fucking goooo you named after anyone? "a chick from a high school movie" as said by my mom

When was the last time you cried? a few days ago probably (maybe from a daydream idk that happens a lot)

Do you have kids? no and i'll never have any ever lol

Do you use sarcasm a lot? not really

What’s the first thing you notice about people? anything that pops out. for example: they got a piece of bright clothing

What’s your eye color? hazel/brown!

Scary movies or happy endings? neither. explode them all (joking)

Any special talents? chronic pain (also joking)

Where were you born? canada (it is so coLD GET ME OUTTA HERE)

What are your hobbies? art and coding!! i also love collecting tiny things!!

Have any pets? i have a ball python!! she's cute af. i also want a cat here's her from may <3

What sports do you play/have you played? haven't played any sports professionally or anything but if i were to it'd be badminton!

How tall are you? 5'8"

Favorite subject in school? Science!! get to do cool shit

Dream job? i have no idea

tackles you (no pressure tags) @nebuladreamz @silvermizuki @xnanosilverx @thelonereni @pandorapanther @witherfide @venomous-qwille @graysunandmoon @inks-ns @tenaciouslittlething

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

tagged by @saccharineomens wow i haven’t done a tumblr tag thingy in years

Were you named after anyone? sorta, it’s a combination of two peoples’ names

When was the last time you cried? uhh i think when someone kept showing me pictures of their past dog lol

Do you have kids? no, i never want any either

Do you use sarcasm a lot? sometimes

What’s the first thing you notice about people? what they’re wearing, their hair, face

What’s your eye color? browning

Scary movies or happy endings? both i suppose, i’m not much of a movie watcher

Any special talents? i’ve been drawing for years does that count?

Where were you born? usa

What are your hobbies? sleeping, caring for birds, drawing, gardening, playing in the dirt looking for bugs, listening to music, napping, minecraft, stargazing, collecting plushies, pokemon cards, figurines/toys, snoozing, uh

Have any pets? a bunch of birds

What sports do you play/have you played? none

How tall are you? 5 something

Favorite subject in school? biology

Dream job? i don’t dream of labor

uhh i tag @stinkiedinkiedoodles @thestarbot @sporkbug @pregiarts @rnekopallet @tvteeth idk ppl who still use tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#moots #raaaaah #long post

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shingia · 4 years ago

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✗ SLEEPING TOGETHER HCS pt.1

i wish i had the guts to write nsfw but i don’t so please enjoy this tooth-rotting fluff <3

pt.2

-> suna, kita, sakusa, osamu, kenma

☾ SUNA

• suna is always in the extremes when he sleeps, let me explain :

• first of all, he either goes to bed at 8.30pm or at 5am, no in between

• and he’s either boiling hot or cold as ice, which means that he either sleeps with no blanket at all or with just the top of his head and his eyes out (plz take a few seconds to picture that)

• the only thing he’s constant about is his sleeping position : big spoon 24/7, he says it helps him “regulate his body temperature”

• when he’s up until late, it’s always because of the ungodly amount of time he spends on his phone

• you already had to take it away yourself, so now whenever you turn around in bed he freaks out, puts his phone under the pillow and pretends to be sound asleep (he’s really good at it)

• when he lays on his side, a few of his brown locks tend to fall on his face, and if you’re lucky you can catch him unconsciously flick his hair back and get frustrated in his sleep if it doesn’t work

• if so then please help the poor boy and put his hair behind his ear, you’ll always get a sleepy « thank you » and he might even hold you closer

☾ KITA

• alright now this man can be scary af when he sleeps. and by that i mean that he can probably spend entire nights without moving. at all.

• but it’s just because he’s really comfortable when he sleeps with you. and he does not even need to hold you all night, just knowing that you’re here is enough

• the last thing he wants is to disrupt your sleep which is why he was pretty reluctant to fall asleep while cuddling because he was afraid you were going to get uncomfortable after a few hours

• but if you ever ask him to hold you then it’s a whole different story. he’ll cuddle you with great pleasure and always hold your hand, even loosely

• kita always makes sure there’s a glass of water on the bedside table of your side of the bed, because he knows how annoying it is to wake up in the middle of the night with a dry throat

• he usually reads before going to bed and he has already fallen asleep with the book still open on his chest many times

• definitely an early riser (usually the first one up). while you’re still asleep, he’ll get a few things done around the house but he almost always comes back to bed to spend time with you as soon as you wake up

☾ SAKUSA

• as soon as sakusa is used to sleeping with you, there’s no going back. he physically can’t fall asleep if you’re not there, at least not before a few hours

• some days he'll patiently wait wide awake in bed if you go to sleep long after him, but sometimes he doesn’t feel like waiting and will drag you to bed mercilessly

• like kita, he does not feel the need to be super super close to you all night long, but no matter what, he always keeps his legs tangled with yours

• he probably has the cleanest sheets mankind has ever seen. luckily his detergent has a nice scent because let’s just say that the smell is strong

• because he has wavy hair, it can be pretty tangled in the morning and it always makes him sigh when he’s looks in the mirror

• sakusa loves your voice and will probably fall asleep while listening to you talk. but he makes sure you know that it's not because you're boring, it’s just that your voice really soothes him

• i can picture sakusa as being someone who can wake up in the middle of the night and randomly start to wonder if their s/o is still breathing. since he does not want to take any risk, he’ll often do little check-ups to be sure you’re just asleep and not passed out

☾ OSAMU

• he most definitely keeps snacks under the bed at all times

• if you ever catch him eating during the night he’ll just smile and offer to share with you (it can quickly turn into an indoor picnic if you’re hungry too)

• samu’s a big fan of night cuddles and loves holding you tight, but his biggest weakness is when he’s sleeping on his stomach and feels your arms hug his back. that drives him crazy

• but since he moves so much during his sleep, it never lasts the whole night. i think he could wake up upside down and be upset that you did not keep cuddling with him

• oh and he talks in his sleep, and it’s the funniest thing ever : “that’s a nice duck you got there kita” “no tsumu, i can’t just buy canada they’ll get mad !” (i genuinely think the twins can have conversations together while sleeping, suna definitely recorded it)

• samu was so used to live under the same roof as his loud brother that he’s become the heaviest sleeper, so every morning his alarms are super loud and he always wakes up startled

• also, he rarely sleeps with both a t-shirt and sweatpants. it’s one or the other...

☾ KENMA

• kenma loves you dearly, but you’re still gonna have to put a lot of effort in making him stay in bed rather than play his games first thing in the morning

• but once he gives up and accepts to stay in bed with you, he wants to make the most of it and will give you the best (lazy) cuddles

• he loves to see you wrapped up in a blanket when you’re asleep because you look smaller than you actually are, and for once he’s glad that he’s not the tiny one

• he probably takes very late showers and often goes to bed with wet hair. so sometimes you’ll be woken up by one or two droplets that have fallen on your cheeks

• it’s mostly because he spends so much time playing video games, but kenma has the weirdest dreams. sometimes they’re pretty cool, but most of the time they’re just fucked up (he sometimes mumbles a few things in his sleep and what you hear never makes any sense)

• which is why it’s very frequent that he gives little kicks in his sleep, or just muscles spasms in general. his face is also rather expressive, more than when he’s awake at least

• if his dreams are actually more like nightmares and wake him up, he’ll have to squint his eyes to try to see you in the dark and bring himself closer to you before going back to sleep

#haikyuu #hq #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #hq headcanons #kenma kozume #miya osamu #sakusa kiyoomi #kita shinsuke #inarizaki headcanons #suna rintarou #haikyuu fluff

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queenoftheworldisdead · 4 years ago

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Penthouse

Note: After events of Elevator. I love/hate this. loved starting, fucking hated finishing it. fucking nightmare. no tags, for this garbage. this hodgepodge of a story shows the weakness in my writing. ugh. 🙃 Don’t read this. i wrote this for my own entertainment. Long AF. so much preamble.

Summery: Freedom was sweet

⚠️Warning: 18+ Only content with dark themes, Kidnapping, Non Con/Dub Con, Cream-pie ⚠️

Dark Steve x Reader

🏢

You stood, back facing the multi level high rise with a banker box, filled with various items of your old life, in hand stunned. For the past few years you were held against your will by James 'Bucky' Barnes. The notorious mobster used you as his play thing, torturing, beating and occasionally starving you. Now you stood outside free.

"Hey!"

Your back tensed at the sound of the familiar right hand man of Bucky.

*It was a trap, of course.*

He wanted to see how far you would go this time, before he dragged you back to that damned penthouse.

"Never thought the day would come huh?" Steve laughed cheerfully.

You looked at him wordlessly, waiting for the shoe to drop. Instead he dug in his pocket, pulling out a fat wad of rolled up bills. Tucking it under one of the garments in the box you held.

"This should get you on your feet." Steve smiled at you. You blinked at him confused by his words. He turned from you briefly, hailing a cab to put you in.

*Was it really true? Were you really free?*

As the yellow cab pulled up an SUV parked behind it. When the back door opened the people filing out caught your eye. A beautiful woman dressed in black sequins and from what you could surmise maybe barely old enough to drink. Followed by Bucky and a few of his lackeys.

Steve lowered your head into the idling cab, careful not to hit your head on the open door. "Your replacement" comically chucking a thumb back in their direction. Closing the door he knocked on the drivers window and took out more money. Telling the cabbie to take you where ever you wanted before leaving.

Sitting in the back seat you turned and watched Bucky led the young beauty into the building. "Where to Miss?" The driver asked and it was a question you hadn't had the privilege to answer in such a long time you didn't know what to say.

🏢

It took some getting used to, but eventually you found your bearings. With the money you got a tiny apartment miles away from the penthouse. It was funny as you had always fantasized about moving to Canada or over seas if you were to ever escape Bucky, but here you were, still stuck in the same city.

Now free again you were able to live life as you wished. Eating when you wanted, going where you wanted the freedom was exhilarating. Unfortunately the time spent with Bucky you lost all the friends you had, family was scarce and thanks to him there was also a large gap in employment. Finding a job wasn't so easy, but eventually you landed on your feet.

🏢

The diner was quick to snap you up for their evening to graveyard shifts. It didn't pay well, but it was fine and you loved it for what it was. Free food, the occasional good tip, the money was enough to live off of and it was far away from Bucky's syndicate.

It took a bump from a passing waitress to bring you back to earth. A booth in your section filled to the brim with your nightmare. Looking to the door you contemplated walking straight out and never looking back. A high pitched whistle caught your attention. The table across from theirs signaled for a check.

Panicked you looked for a fellow waitress to help you out of the bind, but no one was in sight. There wasn't a point in running. If they were here, then they were going to get you.

Holding your head low you walked over, hugging the laminated menus tightly to your chest.

Quickly you handed them their receipt and tried to make your fast escape. A familiar voice cleared his throat making you jump. You stood with your backs to them for longer than would be normal and the table in front of you didn't appreciate your company.

Of course this was it. The nightmare would continue. Turning to the table you greeted them robotic-ally. As if they didn't all know your name already. While you passed them the menus it was if you didn't exist. Your eyes darted back and forth between each of them, barely a glance as they received the menu.

Your heart ached for the girl that was now your replacement. You could see from her face that she was running on fumes. You wondered how long Bucky had kept her up, breaking her in, if she tried to escape like you had.

A day out for you was normally a reward for good behavior, so she must be a 'Good Doll', you shuttered at the recollection.

"Long time no see!" Steve perked up when he finally turned his head to notice you. You had to ignore the prickles, control your nerves like you used to when you went out with Bucky, but he didn't look your way.

"I will be your server today. Is there anything I can start you off to drink with today?" Your voice came out as even as you could get it. Digging out your pen and pad, almost dropping it as you trembled.

"This is what you've been up to huh" Steve asked, his volume louder than others around him would like. He was the only one who seemed to care about your presence, the others just ignored you, going over the menus.

Your heart wanted to break through your chest as you tried to hold it together. When no one else seemed to care still, you could finally try to breathe properly. Bucky was too focused on his phone and from the subtle movements of his arm under the table, the girl fidgeting next to him.

* Just stick to the script don't engage in anything else.*

"I will give you folks a few minutes then come back to take your order." you said ignoring him. Steve frowned at that, but you knew he wouldn’t move without Bucky’s order. Walking back you felt stiff and you were sure that sweat was seeping through your uniform.

🏢

You were a nerves wreck once you finally ducked into the little waitress nook by the kitchen. Scrubbing your face with your hands you took several deep breaths, the action not really taking the effect you wanted.

"Excuse me" her voice was barely above a whisper and though you never heard it you knew who it belonged to.

"Go back to your table Miss." you refused to look at her.

"Please you don't understand" her soft voice shook. You knew that if you looked, her face would be filled with tears. When she touched your shoulder you fell away tripping over your own feet as you rushed away. Finally you were face to face with her.

"I need your help, please" you were right she was crying.

"Get the hell away from me!" You pressed your back flat against the wall. Huddled in the corner as guilt and self preservation fought a battle inside of you.

"Everything alright back here?" Steve popped his head through the doorway.

"Y-yep.......just fine she needed to uhhh p-pee and I was just showing her the way" you felt your heart bash inside your chest once again. Steve wasn't stupid, but you prayed that he believed you.

With her back to Steve you knew that look and a part of you felt guilty for doing nothing. The young girl walked past you to the restroom while Steve lingered in the hall. Lowering your gaze you peel yourself off the wall and slunk into the kitchen.

Steve followed, leaning in the archway of the kitchen. You tried to look busy and you were surprised that the cooks didn't ask him to leave. Even this far out their reach stretched you guessed.

"Can't speak to old an old friend?" Steve inquired.

"Steve, please..."

Steve may have looked sweet, but he was never one for sympathy.

"You're not in trouble I just came to say 'hi'."

*Bull shit*

He turned his head to see the young beauty leaving the restroom and you were glad. You didn't want to see him dragging her out if it came down to it.

*She must've run before.*

"Whelp it was nice talking to you again" he said as he followed arms length behind the girl.

🏢

"You folks ready to order" you forced another smile as you talked. It was almost eerie how they acted like any other customer. It was as if you hadn't known these men for the past five years. Each gave you their order. You served without any further incident.

When they finally left they even gave you a sizable tip. It seemed now that you were truly just a faded memory to Bucky.

🏢

Heading home on the train you couldn't wait to feed the alley cat friend you were trying to earn the trust of. Another day bringing him left over food from work.

"Here puss, puss" you called out to the darkened alleyway. Pinching off pieces of meat and tossing it about.

Your name was called out so you instinctively turned to find the sound. When your eyes found Steve you dropped everything you had and ran. You didn't know where you were going, shoving through various people as you booked it down the avenue.

The lights of a tea house caught your eye in the far distance. Dashing inside you try and calm down and walk to the bathroom hurriedly. Ducking into and locking one of the stalls you stood on the toilet seat and waited.

Hoping he didn't see which way you had gone.

The door to the restroom opened slowly, the sound of foot steps crept closer to your stall. Holding your hands over your mouth you tried to hold in your sobs. It was hard to control your breathing, you were panting heavily from the run. Even with your eyes squeezed shut you knew he was standing right in front of the stall you hid in.

"I know it's been a while...but you should know better than to run from me." His dark chuckle filled you with dread.

"You had fun right?"

🏢

The numbers ticked up in the metal lift slowly. The whole way up you looked down at your feet. Unable to bare the cocky look on Steve's face.

Stepping out of the elevator, the hall that led to the penthouse was long, but not enough. Steve moved from behind you and opened the door. The familiar cold chill of the penthouse hit you. Taking your shoes off at the door you walked over to the living room area.

"I'm really quite surprised. I thought you would've skipped town... Thought you would make me chase you half way around the world." Steve chuckled, that was the straw that broke the damn. Your face felt drenched, you had tried so hard not to cry in front of him, but once again you failed.

The past few months felt like a dream, in the back of your mind you knew it was a lie.

"You should probably get undressed." Steve ordered. You heard him shimmy out of his jacket, hanging it on the door as you sobbed.

Steve was just parroting orders from Bucky you were sure. It didn't matter that Steve was in the room, Bucky was what you were more worried about. He had let you go and for some reason he got his dog to drag you back. Steve's presence only added to the humiliation, defeat and soon further shame.

🏢

You stripped yourself of your clothes, folding them neatly and placing them on a pile next to the couch. The room felt colder, your skin and nipples prickled while you walked over to Bucky's chair.

Bucky had a favorite chair in the living room. A seat that was solely reserved for him and that is were you stood, naked while you waited for him to appear.

He normally was already sitting waiting. Not seeing him there didn't help stop the tears from flowing. Had you pissed him off at the diner? Had something happened to the girl? Did she tell him that she talked to you?

Behind the chair you were able to gaze at the city as you thought through each possible slight. Steve walked up from behind, placing a hand on your shoulder causing you to jump.

"Calm down he isn't here." Steve told you as he held up his hands in surrender, flopping down on the seat before you.

There had been many an occasion that you witnessed unknowing souls sit in Bucky's chair. The action seen by him as an unforgivable level of disrespect that made your stomach turn as he would rectify the slight.

The chair was Bucky's throne and only to be christened by him and him alone.

Steve's legs spread wide in defiance as he made himself comfortable as you tried to understand the sight of Bucky's most loyal man before you.

"Bucky won't like you in his chair." You warned. His eye's went wide almost surprised by the sound of your voice.

"Hah... Bucks got you trained good" Steve lightly laughed. "Come have a seat."

You blinked at him as he craned his neck to admire the look of distress. Bucky was not one for sharing and you doubted he would be thrilled to see you naked and straddling Steve in his favorite chair.

When you didn’t move Steve’s warm hands pulled you down, your knees folded at his sides. On the descent you gasped, your eyes wide with panic and confusion. His playful grin fueled by your dismay. The chair wined at the added weight and you were sure it would break from the way you struggled to escape it.

Steve's arms wrapped and rested around your hips, pulling you close, making your movements hard. Your legs were tucked and pinned at his side, your frantic movements rousing something that made you shutter when you felt it. With what little space you could manage, your arms moved up to wrap around your chest in an effort to cover yourself and make a buffer.

🏢

"You know you were always my favorite." He spoke calmly while your whole body shook in fear. It was a nerves shake that Steve had witnessed many a times and from the glint in his eyes you knew he enjoyed it.

"So creative in your escapes, but just too sloppy at covering your tracks" he t'sked while the hiccups and tears intensified. Steve rocked you back and forth gently in his lap. The fabric of Steve's pants rubbed against your mound, the length of his cock pressed desperately against his zipper and he made sure you felt every inch.

"Remember that time you set the penthouse on fire. Good trick getting the firemen to get you out". He chuckled completely unbothered by your distress. Smiling up at you brightly as if he were talking to an old friend. His walk down memory lane was not as fondly remembered as yours.

"At the diner I was sure he would've flipped out when he saw you, but I guess he was just to preoccupied to notice." Steve gave you a playful wiggle of his brow. As he talked you bit back shame. The incessant movement stimulated your clit, you could feel a wetness growing at it was only a matter of time before he noticed it too.

"The new girl learned her lesson far too quickly for me. I let her take off once just for fun... Then she never did it again."

"He has someone new right? He doesn't need me." Your were a sniffling mess. You knew Steve long enough that your tears meant nothing to him, but that didn't stop you from pleading.

"Oh sweetie if you didn't know by now he didn't let you go."

Your mind was swirling. Steve orchestrated it all just to have 'fun'.

🏢

"I want you to look up." He requested and you looked at him confused. "Over there in the left corner." He nudged his head and your eyes looked in the direction.

Your heart sank to the floor. There was a camera, one you never noticed before. You felt sick. Was Bucky watching you? The optics of this situation you could only imagine.

As far as Bucky was concerned you had ran out on him and Steve was just doing his job bringing you back.

From that angle it would look like you walked in, stripped and got on top of him. That you were fucking him in Bucky's chair. Steve's eyes lit up as you put all the pieces together.

"I fucking hate you" You said softly. Your chin fell to your chest as you continued to bawl.

"Oh Sweetie I don't care. I can only imagine the look on his face right now." Steve ducked his head down to look you in the eye, confirming Bucky was indeed watching.

Taking your wrist he moved them behind your back, bonding them effortlessly with one hand. Steve was hell bent on making your bad situation worse. You needed to get free and get out.

Steve's head moved to nestle your breast, you tried to lift off your knees, but his thighs kept you trapped in the chair. You attempted to jerk your wrists free of his hold, but Steve only held tighter.

Steve wasn't afraid of reprisals from his boss. They had been friends from childhood, at most he would get a slap on the back if the head. While you shuddered to think of what he would do to you.

"Don’t worry we have time to play" he teased. You felt Steve's hot breath on your breast as he talked. When he licked and sucked at your nipple, taking it in-between his teeth, flicking his tongue on it you felt your arousal grow.

"Please Steve..stop" you panted out as heat rose throughout your neck. You felt his mouth smirk swirled around your nipple, his face nuzzled in your chest, inhaling deeply on yours skin as you rocked in his lap.

The chair groaning protests increased and you prayed that it would break, giving you a chance to be free. When your hands were suddenly released you pushed at his chest hard, surprisingly he fell back with a chuckle.

"Why can't you just let me go?" You slapped at his chest as Steve rose to his feet. The weight of your ass rested in his palms as you tried to force yourself down and out of his hold. You yelped when Steve pinched your ass hard, the sting a warning to stop. Though your movements didn't cause his hold to waver, it was as if you weighed nothing.

🏢

Steve liked you. He was normally indifferent to the women that Bucky would bring home, but you were different. He loved the way you cried for mercy then begged to cum. The shame in your eyes when he watched you submit.

Bucky had a habit of replacing his toys. So Steve waited patiently for Bucky to tire of you, but a man could only wait so long.

"How many times had you wished it were me?" He changed the subject. Gone was his playful smile, his face stoic and unreadable just like Bucky's.

"I saw how you looked at me... wanting my cock inside of you... What would Bucky think if he knew" Steve purred.

You hadn't wanted Steve or any of this. It was just that his eyes were just that inescapable. Bucky's second set of eyes. Always through a cracked door, from the corner of a room, reflecting back at you from a mirror. His eyes haunted your sleep just as much as Bucky's did.

He turned slightly to open the door behind you. Once it opened you knew the room you were in, Bucky's bedroom. You had shared it with him, but nothing in it belonged to you. You were nothing more than a dog that was made to come happily whenever he called.

When Steve tossed you on the bed you bounced. You watched, frozen while he stripped at the foot of the bed.

🏢

His mouth moved, but if he was speaking you couldn't hear it. The pounding of your heart was so loud in your ears that you couldn't make out whatever he was saying.

Each step he took you pushed back on your hands, scooting backwards on the bed to get away. Your elbow hit the head board as he unhooked his belt and unfastened his pants.

The bed dipped as he placed a hand on it, you watched and time seemed to slow when he stretched out to snag your ankle. You took the bed covering with you when you clutched it as you twisted and turned to pull yourself out of his grip.

With one hard yank you laid flat out on your stomach. Steve couldn't help licking his lips at the sight of your ass jiggling as he played with you. When he let go you stumbled over yourself, pressing your back flush once again to the head board.

🏢

Bending over he dug something out of his discarded clothes. Standing straight you watched as he played with his phone. Steve tossed the device to you and you blinked at it wildly. "Bucky’s across town with his new girl. It would take a few hours to get here." You picked it up as he talked. You knew the spot on the map, the red indicator blinking Bucky's location.

"Tell you what. I will let you go. If you give me what I want and I won't come after you again." He offered. Flopping on the bed Steve's back faced you. It was a trap you knew it, but some semblance of hope still lived in you, so you sat quietly and listened.

"Or I can take what I want and then stand by when Bucky comes back." He laid out on top of the bed with his hands laced behind his head. Gripping the phone you contemplated quickly dialing the police, but you were sure they would never make it in time. And if they did by some miracle come, you couldn't guarantee they wouldn't be dirty anyway.

Swallowing thickly you placed the phone faced down on the mattress. Steve tilted his head and observed you, smiling at you expectantly when you started to move.

You tried to reason with yourself as you approached him. You prayed that he would indeed keep his side of the deal.

Steve unlaced his fingers as you rounded him and you felt your skin prickle all over again. The bed didn't make a sound as you haltingly swung your leg over his waist.

Your hands shook as you placed them on his bear chest. Despite the heat coming from Steve your shaking remained. Your stomach tensed when Steve's fingers trailed up your thigh and rested on your hips.

Holding you, Steve lowered you down, flicking his cock back and forth with one hand to align himself to your entrance. His tip played with your folds, the prodding brought a slickness from your core.

🏢

Steve loved the way you cried. The sight of your puffy face whenever you begged and pleaded. He loved that despite all the fear there was a fire that wouldn't die no matter how hard his buddy tried to stomp it out.

"You mad things fun around here." Steve's tone lowered to a husky growl. His eyes turned their focus from your face to your breast as the feeling of utter defeat washed over you.

His cock pressed threateningly against your lips as your palms rested on his bare chest. Steve kept you paused in position, your thighs burned while you hovered in place. the trembling not unnoticed by Steve. Moving from his cock the one hand traveled upward, gently ghosting over your hip as it crept up your frame.

Bucky despite his distance stayed at the edge of your mind. You looked around the empty room, jumping at every odd noise. The paranoia in your eyes made Steve painfully hard, but he controlled himself as he explored you.

Steve's large hand encompassed your breast as he palmed it. Gliding his thumb over your hard nipple the soft fatty flesh bounced in his hand when you inhales sharply.

A very sensitive area he noted. He wanted to know every inch of you, what made you squirm, but that would have to wait until another time.

It made his cock twitch just thinking about it.

🏢

With one quick motion he forced you down. The plunge sent jolts deep. Your cervix ached with fullness as your stomach tensed and strained to adjust to him. Mewling through gritted teeth you sheathed him completely.

"Did Bucky fill you up this good?" He growled. Steve felt your cunt hug him tightly, the feel made him twitch inside of you. You grunted when Steve bucked his hips at your lack of reply. His cock strained against your core, you hadn't noticed your nails had dug into his chest. When he bucked again he let out a long drawn out his as your nails dragged against his flesh. The thin lines on his skin leaving a stinging reminder of you.

"No!" you sputtered out much to Steve's pleasure.

"Good girl" Steve praised.

You gasped out when he finally allowed you to rise up, but before you could relax he forced you back down again. Steve muscles flexed under your hands. His deep grunts growing in volume as he resisted the urge to flip you over and rail into you deeper.

"That's it, that's a good girl" he grunted. Steve controlled the momentum. Every downward motion sending jolts to your core. You rocked into him, his voice humming as your pussy clenched around him. "Who do you belong to?" He demanded, making sure to throw his hips hard with each syllable.

"Steve Fuck!" You let out a sharp gasp at the feel of the head of his cock hitting your ceiling. Steve sucked in his bottom lip slowly letting it drag out again, the way you grabbed made him groan with delight. The feel and sound of you struggling made him almost come right there.

Unlike Bucky, Steve was different. You could never read Bucky, every wrong move you made in his game was met with swift reprisals. While Steve read of an unabashed wild eagerness.

"Such a dirty whore just for me" He beamed as you bounced atop of him. His blonde tresses stuck messily to his glistening forehead. Your shamed dissolved into pleasure as your ass slapped against Steve.

The feel of him overwhelmed your senses. Your pussy squeezed, your climax barreling through you like a freight train.

"You know better than that." Steve swatted hard on your side. The sting still there as you forced back your need.

You choked down what was left of your shame and begged him. You needed to cum, the tight coil in your core threatened to burst.

"Please.." You rasped out, looking away unable to face him. Steve reveled in your pathetic attempted to hide away from him. He felt you, there was no denying what you hungered for.

"please. ..Steve.. " you panted out. The sound of your sloppy sex and punishing manipulation was splintering in your womb.

"I need to come" You mewled.

Steve shot up, his massive arms wrapped around you, clutching your shoulders he shoved himself deep inside.

"Come on my cock" he commanded. Holding you down tight as he pumped his seed into you.

Your cunt milking out ever last drop as you both breathed heavily.

"Hey Buck... welcome home." Over your shoulder he stared deep into the eyes of Bucky as he coated your walls.

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<<< Elevator

#Dark steve x reader #Dark!Steve x Reader #Dark!Steve #dark!steve x black reader #dark steve x black reader #dark steve x black!reader #dark!steve x black!reader #black writer

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years ago

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MAAAAA!!!! I didn't get any notifs from you for a long while then suddenly bling bling bling bling in the last few days, and I was like "yay!" but didn't get around to popping in until now lol

Man, a lot has changed for me since I last came by. I got a new job! A construction job, which I'm so happy about! I'm still pretty early in (only a few weeks), but seriously, every time I have an issue at work, or have a moment when I would normally debate, "maybe this job isn't for me..." I just- don't. I seriously think this is the job I've been waiting for. My supervisors are so nice. The safety lady cares about everyone, for real (she let me take a mental health day off. I have never had that or seen that actually happen before). Also, she has ADHD, and understands autism, which is so lucky for me! My site supervisor is also awesome. We had it the one day that a few of us had to stay a bit late cuz the truckers delivering our stuff came late (which was not supposed to happen. Very annoying). My supervisor not only helped us finish, he apologized to each of us for having to stay late, immediately made some calls to make sure it wouldn't happen again, and paid us extra overtime! The other workers are all so awesome too. We have lots of laughs.

It's working outside (I live in Canada... so it's cold af...), but it's building a solar farm, which is cool! I get weekends off, and am getting paid pretty well too. I might get to operate some machines (which is what I went to school for, and is kinda my dream job atm), which will be awesome. I'm just- so happy with this job. :,)

I'm so glad you (and yer kiddos) are starting to feel better, Ma! I missed you and the other anons so much!

- Dragon anon

Ahhh Dragon anon 🥹 I missed you so much!!!

Ahhh that’s so awesome!! Congrats on your new job and I’m so happy to hear that they are awesome to work for/with! It’s such a relief when you have people who understand you and can help ease the issues you are having!!

Ugh Canada is so cold! I live in Minnesota so I understand the cold and let me tell you, those of you who work in the cold deserve everything! And honestly operating machinery sounds both exciting and mildly terrifying 😂

I’m glad too! Things are finally starting to turn around here and I’m so glad!

#my lovely bbys #dragon anon

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delcakoo · 2 years ago

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HEY KOOKIE POOKIE 🥵

Ok I came back from the hostage I mean school 🙄🙄 I kept thinking about ur blog and my req and almost fell asleep 💤 man old people just talking while others are just listening knocks me out. It’s always when they’re giving their boty spiel that my brain decides for me to shut down 💀💀 AND I ALWAYS GET REPRIMANDED TOO BUT ITS THE TESCHERS FAULT ANYWAY 👺👺

so yeah I kept thinking about ur headcannons 🤭 butterflies every time. But yk i stop thinking about them CUZ WHAT IF JOHNNY CAN READ MY MIND?!?

And also I’m sorry for asking for a req I didn’t read your pinned thing and I js read and realised it was closed ☹️ sorry 🥺

Also is the correct spelling realized or realised?! omg help

BUT YWAH THAT WAS ME HOW WAS YORU DAY?!?!

ANYWAYS ILY GREMIE 👺👺👺👺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

KUMAAAA I MISSED YOU AOEUEUE HIHIHI LOVE I JUST GOT BACK FROM SCHOOL TOO 😭 WTF OUR TIMEZONES UR LITERALLY HOURS AHEAD OF ME

NO FR LIKE ALL THE TEACHERS AT MY SCHOOL NEED TO BE SENT TO SENIOR CITIZEN HOMES ITS 😕😕😕 I HAVE LIKE 3 MIDDLE AGE TEACHERS GTHE REST ARE LITRALLY BALDING.

HELPP KUMA DO NOT FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS YOU MF 😭 IM HONORED YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT MY FICS BUT STOP RN YOU NEED TO USE YOUR BIG BRAIN AND FOCUS 🤬🤬 AND WHO TF IS JOHNNY ???? DO INEED TO FIGHT HIM 🤨🤨🤬🤬

tho i do agree if they want you to pay attention they should start actually being interesting 🙄🙄 literally they be talking with the most monotone voice and no personality and expect us to learn anything.. be fr

DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IT LIKE I SAID YOU GET A FREE PASS PLUS I RLLY LIKED UR IDEAS SO SHHHHH 🥰🥰 MY DAY WAS ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD DESPITE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVE FRIENDS IN ALL MY CLASSES <3 I GOT SUPER LUCKY WITH MY SCHEDULE 🫶 AND AND I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT IN CANADA ITS BEEN SO HOT LATELY BUT I LOWKEY LOVE IT SM AND IM SAVORING IT BEFORE IT GETS COLD AF LIKE IT ALWAYS IS HERE 😒😒😒

ngl i think its like in some places it realise and some places its realize.. idfk and i honestly gave up trying to figure it out 🥰

ARE U CALLING ME A GREMLIN???!!! 🤬🤬🤬 ilyt tho 🫶🫶🫶❤️❤️❤️I HOPE UR DAY WAS AMAZINF BESIDES ALMOST FALLING ASLEEP 🙏🙏

#delcakoo #kuma <3

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leafsx · 3 years ago

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What would it be like to be Felix Auger Aliassime and Denis Shapovalov’s daughter

Headcanons*

Denis and Felix adopted you when your parents died

From the moment they had you in their arms, they loved you

You live very in the north of Canada with your two dads

You call Denis daddy and Felix is papa

They call you their little wolf 🥺

Félix taught you how to speak french and you talk french with him and your auntie Malika

They never told you who your true parents were

When you were 4, Denis gave you Storm and promised he would keep you safe

You could never imagine being far from them

Félix and Denis teach you how to play tennis and you very good at it

They didn’t tell the world about their love for each other so you three live hidden from society

Once, when you were five, you got sick and they didn’t bring you to the hospital because they didn’t want people to see them together

You almost died

Félix is the soft one with you, he’s always there when you’re sad, when you want a hug or when you need advices

He’ll always tell you the right thing to do

« Papa, I wanna see the world, it’s getting boring to always be here. »

When you tell him that, the next day, auntie Malika will always bring you to Montreal

« Remember to say you’re just one of her friend’s daughter if anyone asks »

« I’ll be okay daddy. »

Wanting to go play in the snow by the cabin in the winter

Félix dressing you up like you were going to climb the Everest just to make sure you won’t be cold

Throwing a snow ball on Denis when you see him arriving in the entry

« Oh I’m a tennis player babygirl, I can throw a ball for sure! »

Him starting a huge snowball fight because of it

Going back inside and snuggling with them while drinking hot chocolate

Felix reading you to sleep every night because he’s the best tucker in the world

Denis chasing the « monster » under your bed before you go to sleep

Zeus comes to sleep in your bed every night

Denis being the permissive one and Felix being a bit more strict

Having movie nights every Friday and falling asleep on Félix at half of the movie

Running to your dads’ room every time you hear thunder or wolves howling

Them getting overprotective of you

You being homeschooled because you’re far away from society

Félix teaches you maths and french

Denis teaches you English and history

Félix also teaching you how to play piano and Denis finding it cute af

Me making a part 2 very soon 😉

#denis shapovalov #felix auger-aliassime #tennis #atp #denis shapovalov daughter #felix auger aliassime daughter #headcanons #tennis canada

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passionate-hedgehog · 4 years ago

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Sea Monsters and Munge

Pairing: Shayne Topp x Reader friendship

Warnings: None

Word Count: 285

A/N: I heckin enjoy writing Shayne x Reader friendship fics. It’s not so bad for a small blurb, if I do say so myself. I had to ask my best friend who she thought would be the most likely smosher to go on a fishing trip, so if Shayne doesn’t fit this...then...it’s her fault. Part of my prompt notebook series.

Summary: Shayne and Reader wanted to take a break away from the hustle and bustle of filming on the campground for SMOSH Goes Camping.

Fishing: the ages-old main sport of camping trips. A lot of people dream about fishing on a calm river in Canada. Floating on a boat, patiently waiting for a gill-breathing mouth to catch the hook. Crack open a cold one, maybe with the boys...or boy. Just one boy.

”You’ve got some weird grey bug on your shoulder. Hold still.” Y/n quickly flicked the creature off of Shayne’s coat. “Okay, it’s gone. You can resume your fishing.”

The man nodded once and continued with his activities. The two were enjoying the peaceful serenity of the open waters until someone’s phone went off as a reminder of their time, needing to get back to shore. Y/n and Shayne both groaned in contempt.

”I don’t wanna go back. Stupid unsightly schedule posted on every wall of every building in this campsite.” Y/n complained as she reeled her line back in.

Shayne laid his fishing pole along the inner beam of the small boat, leaving room for his friends’ own pole. He went ahead and started the engine up, then proceeded to navigate them towards the shoreline. “Ya know, you could go again tomorrow night after they film the Board AF. I can guess someone that will be up for a nice venture out here.”

Y/n caught Shayne’s smirk he was throwing over his shoulder at her, which she answered with a deadpan expression. “Yes, because Damien just loves open water, right?”

Shayne turned to face her straight on, his smirk growing. “Damien? I was suggesting Courtney. She loves fishing.”

”I’m going to push you into the water and watch you choke on munge. Don’t test me.”

Shayne threw his head back and laughed.

#smosh fan fiction #smosh fanfic #smosh #shayne topp x reader #shayne topp #damien hass #mentioned #courtney miller #also mentioned

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bowensbyrams · 4 years ago

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Hiii how r u?? I have a request- skating with w a wj team Canada boy??

I’m not quite sure who you write for tho ?

Thank you !!!

Hiii! I’m good wbu? I write for our golden trio (kirbs, dyl and bo) but I can try with others if you want me to 💕

Okay, for this one I’ll go with Kirby just because he gives me the vibe.

“Kirby, I swear to God I’m gonna kill you if you don’t tell me what’s going on” you tell your boyfriend as he guides you inside a building. Well, at least you think it’s a building since he put a sleep mask on your eyes and won’t let you peak.

“Babe, we’re getting there. Just a few more steps” he says and you can hear the smile on his face.

You hear a door open and a cold breeze hits you. It’s pretty hot outside since it’s summer so you welcome the feeling with opened arms.

“Wait... We’re skating?” you ask but Kirby doesn’t say anything, he only pulls you into wherever you are at and you oblige.

As he promised, it takes only a few more steps until he finally stops.

“Okay, take it off” you do as he says and the first thing you see is a smiley Kirby in front of you. But then you look around and catches two figures getting ready to hit the ice.

“Oh my God!” you say loudly and Dylan and Bowen turn their attention to you. You’ve been friends with both of them since high school as you studied at the same school as Dylan in Lethbridge and he happened to introduce you to Bo and your now boyfriend.

It’s been so long since the group was reunited and you’ve missed the duo, as you said every single time you and Kirby facetimed them.

“Surprise!” your boyfriend says with the biggest smile and it almost brings tears to your eyes. Dylan and Bowen approach you two with big smiles.

“Hi, stranger” Dylan says as he bends to hug you.

“I can’t believe you two are here! How???”

“Kirbs called a couple of weeks ago and asked us what we were doing and we said nothing...” Bowen starts.

“You said nothing, I was gonna pract....” Dyl interrupts and Bo puts his hand on his mouth.

“We weren’t doing anything. So he said you’d be thrilled if we came visit so here we are” Bowen finishes and your boyfriend laughs.

“But he promised you’d help us practice. Can we start?” Dylan adds with a smirk and you look at your boyfriend.

“You what?”

“You’ve been helping me practice this entire summer. What’s two more?” Kirby answers with a little bump on your shoulder “And you’re really good at it. You go harder than my coach”

“I seriously didn’t need to hear that” Bowen growls and enters the rink while Dylan and Kirby laugh.

“Okay, let’s put on our skates and hit the ice with him, shall we?” your boyfriend pulls you to the bench with a smile and your heart does a flip. You couldn’t love him more than you do now.

“Thank you for this” you say as you two tie your skates and watch Dylan and Bo doing laps on the ice.

“I know how much you’ve missed them. I mean, I miss them too and they’re my closest friends but Dylan is one of your best friends” Kirby says and his cheeks get redder with each word “I just want to make you happy”

“You do, baby. Everyday” you answer and pulls him into a kiss.

“Hey! If I wanted to watch people kissing I would’ve stayed home watching The Bachelor” Dyl complains and you laugh.

“I love you” you whisper to your boyfriend and his smile grows.

“I know, I’m a pretty good boyfriend” he says, stands up and goes to his friends, but you don’t care that he didn’t say it back this time. You know he loves you too.

•

Okay so this isn’t exactly skating with them but it’s what my heart wanted to write so I hope it pleases you 🥺 it’s pretty cute tbh and I like it a lot lol Kirbs totally pass me the cute af boyfriend vibes so this is it. And I couldn’t keep my golden boys out of it so yeah that’s what we’re having for today.

#kirby dach #dylan cozens #bowen byram #golden trio #wjc trio #2021 wjc #wjc canada #team canada #captain kirby dach

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crowley-anthony · 4 years ago

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Tag Game!

I was tagged by @lydsmartin - Thank you so much! ❤️

1. What is the color of your hairbrush? - Black.

2. Name a food you never eat - Mushrooms. Gross.

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold? - I feel the temperature really badly either way. I can get very cold but the heat really affects me and I get too hot quickly so I’d probably say the warmth.

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? - Was in work.

5. What’s your favorite candy bar? - Dairy Milk or Galaxy.

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports game? - Yes, I’m not a sports person at all but when I went to San Diego I went to a baseball game, mostly to see what it was all about as I was travelling across USA at the time.

7. What is the last thing you said out loud? - I can’t even remember, probably signing to my music, I’ve been trying to get through a list in work and put my headphones in to get on with it.

8. What is your favourite ice cream? - One of my favourites is Bacio, which is like chocolate and hazelnuts and I had it pretty much every day when I was Italy.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink? - Water

10. Do you like your wallet? - Yes. I bought a new one recently.

11. What is the last thing you ate? - A vegan chocolate orange coated almond. I bought them earlier as I was intrigued and they’re pretty good.

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend? - Yes, online. Wanted some boots and bought a shirt and a blazer too as I couldn’t stop myself.

13. What’s the last sporting event you watched? - Have literally no idea.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? - Sweet.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? - My dad.

16. Ever been camping? - Yes. I’m a bit of a scaredy cat at times but I went camping in Canada where there were chances for bears and other wildlife to cross our path. On the first night I needed the toilet at 2am and I was so scared to leave the tent I sat crying for ages haha. I eventually had the courage to go out, otherwise I would have peed myself.

17. Do you take vitamins? - Yes, only because I’m a bit low in some things due to me being ill recently.

18. Do you regularly attend a place of worship? - No.

19. Do you have a tan? - No, I am pale AF.

20. Do you prefer chinese or pizza? - Pizza. I like Chinese food but the Chinese here is not healthy and has tons of MSG in it and I get sick from MSG so I can’t eat much of it.

21. Do you drink your soda through a straw? - I don’t drink soda but if I have it on the odd occasion, usually not.

22. What color socks do you usually wear? - Black or white.

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit? - I haven’t driven since I passed my test and I don’t have a car.

24. What terrifies you? - Losing close ones.

25. Look to your left, what do you see? - A paper shredder.

26. What chore do you hate most? - Literally everything. I hate cleaning. I’ve just had to defrost my freezer recently which is an absolute nightmare :| Apart from that hoovering (vacuuming) is pretty annoying.

27. Wat do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? - You’re hot (I LOVE Australian accents).

28. What’s your favorite soda? - I don’t drink soda much but I do love a cherry Coke or Dr. Pepper.

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? - I can’t go through a drive through by myself anyway as I don’t have a car so I go inside.

30. What’s your favorite number? - I’ve never had a favourite number.

31. Who’s the last person you talked to? - Either my mum or dad (EDIT -No, it would have been someone in work but can’t remember who).

32. Favorite meat? - I eat chicken the most but I love a steak.

33. Last song you listened to? - ‘Thank U, Next’ by Ariane Grande.

34. Last book you read? - Does fanfiction count?

35. Favorite day of the week? - Saturday or Sunday

36. Can you say the alphabet backwards? - Yep

37. How do you like your coffee? - Milky

38. Favorite pair of shoes? - A staple is my converse but I love black boots, I just bought a pair of faux snake print boots which I’m loving.

39. Time you normally get up? - When I was working in the office it would be around 6 - 6:30am but now I’m working from home it’s more like 7:15 - 7:45am.

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? - Sunset

41. How many blankets on your bed? - One.

42. Describe your kitchen plates - Mis-matched af.

43. Describe your kitchen at the moment - I only had a small amount of time for lunch today so I have left my dishes so I need to wash them :/

44. Do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? - I love cider but recently I have come to love flavoured gin. I’m not hardcore with alcohol, I like the stuff that tastes like sweets haha.

45. Do you play cards? - Sometimes

46. What color is your car? - I don’t have one.

47. Can you change a tire? - No, wouldn’t know where to begin, I’d probably call someone lol.

48. Your favorite state or province? - I’m not sure about a state as a whole as I live in the UK but when I visited the USA My favourite place was probably New York.

49. Favorite job you’ve had? - The job I have now. I help manage a team, the place I work is great and they have been so great since working from home.

Tagging: @bartonclinton, @gracechoi, @springmagpies, @ofitzsimmons, @jemmafitzsimmons, @sabs1d, @agentreeb

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Faerie King Izuku Midoryia x Reader

Your therapist sent you on a soul journey to the wilderness, the stress of your everyday life pushed you towards the edge, until you find yourself, literally on the edge. Is that a voice you hear…?

Thank you for this request, I hope this is anything like what you had in mind.

No warnings this is wholesome af (does have mentions of mental health tho)

“You need to find yourself, your work load. It’s way too much.” Becca was a different kind of mental health professional. She had half her head shaved, the other half was long and dyed purple. She never covered her tattoo’s, and always spoke her mind. You’ve been seeing her for a few months, and you like your visits with her a lot. “I have a few idea’s, I really want you to consider them.” She pulled a pile of brochures out of her desk and waved them at you, the little breeze brushing some of your hair out of your face. You cocked your eyebrow at her confused. “You want me to go on vacation?” You took the packets and gave them a once over. Scotland, France, Canada. “These are all brochures for camping trips…” The thought of spending time outdoors made you stressed, why would you take time off of school and work for a camping trip? “That sounds like a waste of time.” You thought about your full calendar, your pile of papers stacking up on your desk. The hundreds of emails you still need to file through. Your palms started sweating, your left eye twitching again. “See that’s your issue Y/N! You think anything fun is a waste of time.” She spoke excitedly, waving her hands. “You need to experience life! Not just move through this grey… blah!” Her hand knocked some things off her desk, pens and pencils spilled onto the floor. “Go outside and breathe the fresh air. You might find your destiny out in the woods!”

“Or my death?” You picked at your nail and it started to bleed. Becca playfully slapped your knuckles, you dropped your hand to your lap and stopped picking at the sore finger. “Oh stop these are heavily trafficked area’s. Nothing will happen to you.” She smiled gently. “You need to face your fears, no more hiding Y/N.��

The sun was setting, you looked down at your compass and swallowed hard. You payed close attention to the orientation class, the survival course. Everything you packed was carefully calculated. How did you end up so turned around? You followed the trail exactly, but didn’t you already pass that tree an hour ago? “Shit…” You folded the map back up and put it in your pocket. It was no help, it would only help if you had any idea where you were. You stepped off of the trail to get a better look around. The trails are heavily wooded, but a few steps over here looks like a clearing.

It was more than a clearing. The grass faded and the dirt hardened, a rocky cliff side protruded out of the tree line. You gasped, what a beautiful sunset. You stepped a bit closer to the edge, testing the sturdiness with a few taps of your foot. The rock stuck out about 30 feet, you just wanted to take a peak at what was below without doing anything too dangerous. “Live a little!” Becca’s words rang clear in your head as you took a deep breath. The wind blew gently, you didn’t feel any vertigo as you saw the vast beauty. It looked like a bowl, tree’s sloped downwards, so thick you couldn’t see what they were hiding.

“Further… further all the way….” You could have sworn you heard something just now. What was that? Did someone just sing to you? You looked around, maybe they could help you find your way back to camp. You always heard the people of Canada are nice.

You didn’t see anyone around. You could have sworn someone was here. A familiar uneasy itch creeped up your spine.

You took a few steps away from the cliffs edge and knelt down to tie your boot string.

“Fall fall… it’s okay…” You heard another voice. You looked behind you to the tree line. Oh is that a hiker? You waved and shouted hello at a moving shadow. You started to jog back over to the forest trail, but something stopped you. Eyes were staring back at you, large yellow eyes. The wind picked up, your hair blowing from behind you and sticking to your face. You narrowed your eyes and took a step back.

A low, deep growl rattled the tree’s like ancient, cold bones. Your heart pounded in your chest, it’s some type of animal. It’s huge, just watching.

“Fall! Fall! Fall!…” Something was shouting at you from behind, but it seemed so far away.

The animal took a large silent step out of the woods. It was unreal, unlike anything you had seen. It’s fur was sleek and deep purple. It looked like it could be a mountain lion, but so much larger. The wrong color, the wrong size, the wrong sound.

It was just wrong.

You stumbled back, falling on your backside. Your wrists dug into the stone and scraped the thin skin off of your palms. The creature slunk around, eyeing the edge of the cliff behind you, pacing back and forth trying to decide if it wanted to pounce. It walked low to the ground, staring at you with only moments of quick glances above your head. You scrambled away from it, crawling backwards closer to the edge.

“Further further… down the way! Come to where the faeries play.” A voice whispered to you right into your ear, clear as day. You looked over your shoulder, you hadn’t realized you were only a few inches away from the lip of the cliff. You shakily stood up.

The cat like creature charged, deciding it was no longer afraid of the drop. The voices were chanting at you to jump, practically shouting but with a high pitched sing song voice.

You turned your back on the animal and closed your eyes.

And took a leap of faith.

Your feet hit the dirt right away, you tumbled to your knees on the surprise impact. You looked around confused, the cliff wasn’t tall at all. It was barely taller than you. Just higher than your head, you stood on your tip toes to see where you just fell from, but you couldn’t see. You stood up and brushed the dirt off of your cut hands and dusty knees. The tree’s are you are tall, taller than any building in new york. They towered over you, blanketing the sky. Lightning bugs twinkled around you, floating lazily at your eye level. Ivy hung from the branches of the enormous tree’s, moss grew over every surface that wasn’t grass.

The sun wasn’t shining, but you were warm like it was a gentle spring day.

You heard a guitar. Someone was strumming away not to far from here. You took a few steps forward, something pulling you towards the beautiful melody. A pathway in the foliage opened up, thick brush parted ways, revealing a small path for you to follow. You stepped on the smooth stone, it was a straight pathway. The music is dreamy, your eyelids felt heavy. You shook your head, fighting off the sleepiness that suddenly washed over you.

You pushed this silly urge to dance to the plucking strings deep down and kept your eyes ahead of you.

Ivy hung in strands down at the end of the path, the music much louder now. You pushed the greenery to the side and stepped into a clearing.

People were dancing, waltzing together with wide smiles over their faces. Some held each other closely, some danced alone. Some sat happily at tables with each other taking huge swigs of drinks out of a wooden mugs. Your foot barely made contact with the grass before a charming young man grabbed your hand, pulling you close to him. He had bright yellow hair with a black streak through his bangs. “Welcome beautiful, would you like a drink?” He twirled you around and you wrangled your hand out of his grip. “Hey!” You put your hands on your hips and scowled at him. “What is going on here?” The young man smirked and straightened his black suit jacket. “Isn’t it obvious? We’re celebrating!” He gestured to the happy people around him. “Let me give you a drink.” You hadn’t noticed he was holding anything in his hand before, but he had a small wooden cup filled with a deep brown liquid. You stepped away from him. “I don’t want anything to drink. I’m trying to find my way back to camp.” Something was off about the atmosphere around you, the closer you looked at the people attending this party the more you realized that they weren’t just dressed funny, they looked.

Off.

It wasn’t paint on that girls skin, she really was pink. Something was sticking out of that mans legs, and the man offering you a drink had bright yellow eyes.

You felt a strong sense of dread rush over you. “Please, I’m just trying to leave.” You tried to seem polite, masking how terrified you suddenly felt.

“Leave? But the party is just getting started!”

Your interaction started to catch the attention of the other party goers. A beautiful woman caught your gaze. She had stark black hair the pointed in every direction out of her ponytail. She tipped her chin with an upturned smile, her eyes boring into every pore on your body. You wanted to squirm.

Someone touched the small of your back. You felt a surge of warmth come over you. “Now, now everyone.” A sweet voice rang through your head like bells. “We should be polite to our new friend. She seems to have been through a lot.” You looked up at the man. He had eyes and hair as green as the forest, little freckles spread across his face like small splatters of mud. He gave you a gentle smile. “Your right, your highness.” The yellow haired man gave a slight bow and excused himself. The King lowered his voice and pressed gently on your back, having you walk with him. “Not many ladies can resist an invitation to dance with Sir Kaminari.” He walked you away from the crowd. “Or the alluring gaze of Lady Yaoyorozu.” You followed him through an arch covered in white flowers. Suddenly you were in a building, a stone hallway. Your footsteps echoed as he lead you away from the music. “Uhm… sir?” You stopped walking and the man turned to you with another gentle smile. “Yes?” He asked.

“Where are you taking me?”

He cocked his head at you, his smiled wiped off of his face as he peered into your eyes curiously. “Oh what’s that now? Right, right I suppose you might be slightly confused.” He placed a finger on his on his chin and thought briefly for a moment before speaking again. “You’re a smart girl, where do you think you are?”

“I feel like I’m in a dream.”

He stuck his hand out to you and you took it. He laced his fingers into yours and rubbed your thumb with his. “You’re not dreaming, but I can see why would feel that way.” The walls changed as you two walked by them, flowers grew out of the stone cracks and wilted again the farther the man got away from them. The floral scent was almost intoxicating. “Seeing impossible things can make you forget how it feels to be awake. But tell me, can’t you feel your heart beating? Your lungs moving, your thoughts racing?” He spoke with such kindness, with a hint of energy. You touched your chest. Your heart was beating fast, but not the way it usually does. It was beating with excitement, not anxiety. “Then where am I?” You’d almost forgotten about trying to find your way back to camp, to your little tent and the small amount of possessions you brought with you. That thought was still there, but far away in the back of your head. “You’re in my court. I rule here with my closest friends, I’ve been hoping for awhile that you’d find your way here.” He lead you to a beautiful room, a warm fire burned in a hearth, a small wooden love seat with hand sewn cushions sat in front of the fire, the only piece of furniture in the room. The rest of the space was filled with stacks of books, hundreds of them. The walls were lined with giant wooden shelves. The books were disorganized, some were left open on the floor with ink marking scribbled on the margin. “You know who I am?” He sat on the floor in front of the fire, his crown shifted on his head a bit, making it lopsided. He certainly didn’t dress like a king, wearing simple cotton clothes. “Of course I do Y/N. Don’t you remember me too?”

You thought for a moment, didn’t you know him? You tried to remember where you might have seen him before. You looked around the room for a hint.

“Would it help you remember if I told you it was a long time ago?”

A flash of a memory, one you hadn’t thought about in a long time.

You used to love to play outside, it would take so much work to get you to come back inside. The park was close to your house, your friends would all play hide and seek in the tree’s. You knew better than to get into the water, the creek was deeper than it looked and moved fast in some places. You hid in the roots of a tree, curled up in a ball and giggling.

Your laughter was interrupted. You heard a woman, she was crying nearby. You popped your head out of your hiding spot. You saw her, she was standing in the middle of the water with her back turned to you. She seemed like she might have needed help, so you crawled out of the tree roots and stuck a foot into the water.

“H-hey!” A voice squeaked out from behind you.

A little boy, with wild green hair was hiding behind another tree. You didn’t remember him being invited to play hide and seek, he must be someone else’s friend. You were to young to pay attention to the fact that his clothes were strange.

“Don’t listen to her! She isn’t very nice.” He blushed wildly from his hiding spot. You turned away from the woman and walked through the mud to his tree. “She’s not?” You asked him. You turned to see the lady in the water, but she was gone. “She tricks people. It isn’t nice. What are you doing out here all by yourself? Don’t you know it’s not safe?”

You giggled, he seemed so worried. “What’s your name silly boy?”

He blushed terribly, covering his face with his hands. “You want to know my name?” He kicked his foot around in the dirt a bit. “I’m Prince Midoryia. But you can called me Izuku if you want.”

“I’m Y/N Y/L/N! Can we be friends?”

The two of you sat for hours by the water, it started to turn dark before you realized you needed to go home. He wanted to hear all about your school, he asked a lot of questions. Before you left Izuku stopped you. “Can we promise to be friends forever Y/N?” You shook your head yes, and gave your new friend a tight hug, sealing the promise.

You looked for the boy a lot after that day but you never found him, after that day you liked the forest less and less. Feeling uneasy like things were watching you, your skin would crawl the minute you stepped onto even the simplest of hiking trails.

“That was you all those years ago?” You sat down with him in front of the fire.

“I’m so sorry it took me this long to find you again. I’m just glad I got you before the Marozie did.” He took your hands, you both sat with your legs crossed, your knee’s almost touching each other. “You’re closer to the veil than other humans, you can see us.”

You stared deep into his eyes, you’ve felt hollow for so long. Constantly in a hurry, always feeling like you were running out of time.

You felt like you could sit here for the rest of time and be happy.

“I feel like I’ve been looking for something my whole life.” He squeezed your hand as you spoke. “I think I found it.”

Izuku had tears gather in his eyes, but he was smiling. “So you’ll stay with me?”

You thought about your job, your school. The millions of things you had to make up once you got home. “Stay here?”

“Please Y/N… you can be my queen. We’ll rule the spring together, side by side.” He leaned closer, his voice lowering. Your breath caught in your throat, you moved closer to him, your lips lightly parting. He planted the softest kiss on your lips, he tasted like honey. You find yourself kissing him back. He cupped your face and pressed down harder, his tongue gently breaching your mouth.

He slipped something on your finger and you pulled away. A beautiful polished wooden ring was reflecting the fire glow on your ring finger. “Isn’t this how humans get engaged?” He asked with a light blush pooling under his freckles.

You smiled and wrapped your arms around his neck, he pulled you into his lap and you took a deep breath. His arms wrapped around you tightly and he kissed your forehead.

“Yes Izuku, it is.”

This came out so wholesome ;-; I didn’t have a clear direction when I started writing I just sat down and typed this out. Thank you so much for this request, I have a serious love for fae lore and this was fun to do.

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