#it’s always the viagra and cialis patients that have serious ego problems

[beware-the-water]

i work in a pharmacy and i had a dude picking up his viagra which was like $15 n he started getting all fussy abt it n acting like a fool, saying “i NEVER paid that before. i used to pay 13, why is it 15 now?”

i was like “idk price prob went up”. went on his profile, lo and behold, he paid $15 last time. i told him he paid the same amount last time. clearly his dick isn’t the only thing that’s not working.

“do you keep records of previous payments here?”

uh no, actually we here at the pharmacy don’t keep records of anything ever. i just pulled that fact straight out of my fucking asshole.

“yes sir, one moment”

i print out the record of his previous transaction and show him.

“well what was it before that?”

“13”

(anger increasing) “so why is it 15?”

“the price went up”

he buys his viagra and leaves in a huff.

even better, i looked up his name later to find out he’s an attorney.