#it’s always “welcome to weirdmaggedon“ and “without you all my plans are suddenly possible”
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2024 really was the year for the queers huh. We got:
- Interdimensional yaoi (Billford in The Book of Bill)
- Fumbled so bad he started a world war (Rozin in The Reckoning of Roku)
- Sad gay alien hedgehogs (Sonadow in Sonic 3)
- Beautifully tragic doomed yuri (Gelphie in Wicked)
- Cosmic faggotry (Jayvik in Arcane)
- Fumbled so bad she became fascist (Caitvi also in Arcane)
- Mean Girls but old gay Catholic men and also the pope is intersex (Conclave)
- the most soul crushing film I’ve seen to date (I Saw the TV Glow)
They finally learned how to appeal to the gays.
#moral of the story#when gay people break up everyone suffers#the book of bill#the reckoning of roku#sonic 3#wicked#arcane#conclave#i saw the tv glow#f slur reclaimed#f slur mention#f slur warning#gay people can never break up normally#it’s always “welcome to weirdmaggedon“ and “without you all my plans are suddenly possible”#its always “the star still burns even after it’s gone” and “no one mourns the wicked”#it’s always “I thought you were different but you’re not. her blood runs in your veins” and “my partner died in this room”#can’t yall just TRY “it’s not you it’s me”#just once#lgbt+#lgbtq+#we have silly gay people and then the most beautiful trans film to ever be released
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