#it’s all about probing for minor denominational differences so you can argue about them. you know. I love to do it | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

briarrolfe · 24 days ago

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I’m the worst person to door-to-door or walk-up evangelise because I’m SO visibly enthusiastic about talking to Church People. But their script will inevitably involve some sort of question about if I have any history with The Bible, and I’ll ruefully say something like “yeah, haha, I actually used to run a Bible study before my church kicked me out for being queer” and then our fun conversation ends and I watch their eyes fill with panic. Anyway I’m sorry to the Jehovah’s Witnesses who doorknocked me because the senior of the two tried to take over the conversation to rescue his colleague but the best he could do was to tell me oh, um, I could watch a video on their website on, uh, on homosexuality,

#you can kick the boy out of the church but not the church out of the boy #god you know how excited I would be to drink horrible coffee and Totally Not Gossip over a packet of cheap biscuits after the service…#like I wouldn’t go back. I’m a disruptive influence. but I love to talk to church people #it’s all about probing for minor denominational differences so you can argue about them. you know. I love to do it

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