#it’s about a girlboss winning!!!!!!!! how can you find that disturbing ??

[house-of-the-sun-project]

omigosh HI MA’AT HIIII!! hello…you are so cool i feel so graced by your presence 🥹 hello

i, too, am pleased at this verdict! verdict? uhhhm yes that sounds right. and verification! thank you immensely for this information.

sooo, tell me something about yourself! anything! whats your favorite flower?? is that too cliché? i was trying to think of something generic.

anyhowww, i would like to say that your virtuous personality is very admirable! at least, i admire it quite a lot, especially in recent times—which are, unequivocally, rough. tough? both.

can i just say that i think you would be a perfect fit for Athena? actually, though, after a quick google search i found out you are identified with Themis—but that is from the Riordan wiki, so im not trusting that. but anyway, still a good fit, and for Thoth too! but hes also a God of the moon, so i suppose that makes him a bit more like Artemis?? maybe Seshat was identified with Athena…actually, i forgot. i just know i have very mixed feelings on how The People™️ syncrenized you guys. anyway im bust saying that because shes also a very huge role model of mine! so just…so modest…dare i say girlboss

oh, also, uhm…i must say that i have made the mistake of showing this version of Thoth to my friend, who is notoriously a SIMP, and she…well…erm…was a simp. called him a diva, got all possessive and all. i needed to tell her “girl hes MARRIED!!! happily married with a wife!!” please dont inflict any wrath on her though 😓😓 not that you would im just saying that because…better to be safe than sorry! (flashbacks to Greek mythos)

also can you become like a mentor for me 💔💔 i NEED to learn to be as righteous as you are because after being the golden child all of my life my righteousness crumbled once i had a realization

post script; i know i revealed myself in a reblog, but im actually going to become an anon, because it makes me feel all cool and like an alter ego.

~💝🌝 anon (wow!!! its me :3)

I am pleased to see that there are still fervent believers in Justice. Or, at the very least, those eager to walk its path.

Justice is the scale upon which balance rests within our societies. It was established so that unfairness would no longer reign, and everything could find its rightful place.

I do not often speak about myself. Most of my time is spent in the Duat or at the Solar Court, where my husband and I serve together.

However, I have recently found joy in the rare moments of stillness we now share, as our duties have become more confined to the realm of the gods.

In this time of quiet, I’ve come to appreciate the delicate fragrance of lotuses. I have seen many throughout the ages, often offered to me in reverence, but since I was crowned queen, I’ve had the chance to truly enjoy their bloom.

Speaking of which, there is something I do not often share. As the goddess of Justice, I am expected to remain impartial, to stand above emotions and attachments. But perhaps a little story will not disturb the scales too greatly.

At first, I did not like my husband.

He had a tendency to impose his ideas in ways that clashed with my... steadfastness. As the embodiment of Justice, I am firm in my convictions. When faced with uncertainty, I rarely stray beyond what is already defined and measured.

As the ever determined God of Knowledge (and, most importantly, my most determined suitor at that time) Thoth challenged that. He sought to win my heart with the same fervor he uses to pursue truth. He opened my mind to new paths I had once dismissed, though it took time before I allowed myself to see him as more than a companion in court.

I will admit, I tested him many times. I needed to be certain he could walk within my order, that he would not attempt to bend it. Yet, time and time again, he rose to meet my challenges one by one. And in doing so, he changed me. To this day, I do not believe I would be the same without him.

You mentioned the Greek gods, and how people once compared them to us. I do not know them well. Thoth is more familiar with such things. What I can say is this: mortals are free to believe whatever brings them comfort. We have never interfered, so long as they honored the essence of Justice and upheld the balance of the world.

In truth, even in our time, many tales were shared about us. Stories we never told. But if those stories brought people hope or unity, we did not oppose them.

Justice is not an imposition. It is a shield, a protective embrace against all that is unjust in the world.

I was born of love, though I was called into being during an age of hardship. You see, even gods endure pain, just like any mortal, though in a different way. But know this: Wherever there is Justice, you are never forgotten. I never leave anyone behind. You are loved, seen and protected.

Let balance be kept, and falsehood silenced.

Ma'at, Goddess of Justice.

[juniperhillpatient]

my hobby is watching those “top most disturbing movies” “goriest movies” “movies banned in some countries” etc type lists to add to my ever growing watch list (I know… my hobby should be actually watching the movies on my watch list… it’s complicated. anyway.) & hostel 2 is on a list of most disturbing movies & im cracking up ‘cause that’s a comfort movie to me I always forget some people find it horrifying

[dex-xe]

BBC Ghosts x Eurovision

No one asked for this (and I’ve already seen a few people discussing this but haven’t seen anyone go into much detail) but here are some headcanons about the ghosts watching Eurovision 2021!! Eurovision has been one of my special interests since I was a little kid so combining it with my current special interest just seems right!!

(Also pls comment your own headcanons or even better send them to my inbox AND also send new headcanon topics for us to chat about cause I’ve missed doing that!!)

- Firstly it’s definitely Mike’s doing,, Alison jokes it’s a bit tacky and kinda cringe and Mike is *deeply* offended insisting the tack is what makes it fun.

- Alison also really enjoys it but also enjoys teasing Mike about his affinity

- Alison shows the ghosts a few YouTube clips of old years

- Kitty, Mary, and Humphrey are all well up for watching straight away,, also Pat but we’ll talk about him in a minute.

- Robin doesn’t really get the point (countries are a stupid idea according to him so having a country based competition where people actually get serious about it is just daft).

- Thomas and Fanny both hate the clips they’re shown and call it the “lowest form of entertainment” they’ve ever seen.

- The Captain is also above it... or so he says but he finds his foot tapping along to Emmilie De Forest and is *horrified* at himself

- Julian is straight away racist,, a comment here about EU bureaucracy, another snipe there about Russia. Alison shuts his complaining down very quickly and tells him he can’t say anything he wouldn’t be happy someone saying about the UK or else his phone privileges will be taken away.

- Pat is the only ghost who has seen Eurovision before (Julian has always refused on principle).

- He used to watch it with his family and put on a proper spread for everyone (cause we all know Pat was the family cook). I’m talking mini sausage rolls, tiny sandwiches, a cheese and pineapple hedgehog (totally not what my family does for Eurovision every year... hmmm) and then also a trifle cause it’s the most English pudding ever and you gotta support the home side.

- (I’m hungry,, can you tell??)

- Once Alison has explained to them how the show works, most of them agree to watch - Thomas once he learns of the beautiful women competing and Fanny the same with the men.

- The Captain however begins taking it very seriously once he starts to realise the tactical elements of it,, while he likes the performances, he spends the entire afternoon rewatching previous years scoring segments making mental notes of what gets support and who votes for who.

- The evening comes round and everyone gathers to watch in the TV room.

- The second the flag parade starts everyone is engrossed - even Fanny can marvel at the spectacle of it.

- (I’m not gonna talk about every performance cause Jeez that’s long but here are what I think everyone’s favourites would be.

- Robin really loves Finland and Italy,, anything loud and rocky he’s straight up off the floor and jumping along (same Robin, same) but he falls completely silent and watches in awe at the Spanish entry because of the giant moon (he then also asks Alison to buy a huge moon for the living room - she’s says she’ll think about it).

- Kitty is fully rooting for Malta - Lizzo girlboss vibes is what Kitty lives for. It’s also helped that Alison expressed quite an interest for that one as well.

- Thomas is expecting to like the pretty girls but absolutely falls for Switzerland straight away. Curly haired, blouse-wearing emotional guy with incredibly dramatic dancing is just 😍😍 for him (same Thomas,, can’t decide if he’s very attractive or if it’s gender envy or what??).

- Julian supports the UK... he thinks the song is shit but cannot bring himself to compliment anyone else.

- Pat is an Iceland kind of guy (ily dadi,, you were robbed #eurovision2020winners) and he fully finds himself trying to dance along, smiling all the way through their performance. He likes the weirder ones,, the ones were everyone is clearly just having a blast.

- Humphrey likes the emotional ones,, Bulgaria is a favourite. Righttttt up until France - he picked up a little French from his wife, enough to figure out what Barbara’s talking about and is just in tears by the end.

- Mary actually finds herself enjoying the more folky, traditionally European ones. This comes back to my Morris/folk dancing Mary so I feel like she’d appreciate like Ukraine and Russia - also for the like strong woman aesthetic.

- Fanny is abhorred by the outfits and music but does join Julian in his reluctant support of the UK, she instead prefers to mutter her abuses of the skimpy outfits to the Captain.

- The Captain is also drawn in by the emotional ones like Humphrey, specifically France again. However, a shaggy and shirtless Damiano David jumping about the place in eyeliner and tight trousers awakens something in him he didn’t know was there. He’s horrified by the group and the loudness and the outfits and everything but is also very much intrigued in a way that disturbs him.

- Mike also likes Italy quite a bit cause he’s an Arctic Monkeys/Killers kinda guy (he is,, don’t @ me cause me tooooo Mike) and Alison tends to agree with him but also, like I said, agrees with Kitty on the girl power ones.

- Once the scoring starts, the ghosts start getting noisier and talking amongst themselves about the acts and who they would vote for (they’re not allowed to vote cause Alison refuses to pay for her dead housemates to get a vote each).

- The Captain edges closer to the TV as the others talk over his beloved scoring system, completed overshadowing the research the Captain has done.

- It ends with the Captain sat cross legged in front of the TV with Humphrey in his lap explaining precisely what was happening to Humphrey.

- When it gets towards the end everyone hushes up and they all watch as Italy win. Most of them celebrate.

- Fanny is greatly disturbed by the winners and laments the state of music these days. The Captain vocally agrees but also can’t draw his eyes from the screen.

- Julian has some very choice words for the public for giving the UK a big fat 0.

- Kitty says she’s just glad that everyone had a good time and enjoyed their performances. She also wishes that she could go to the show (don’t we all).

But yeah that’s my collection of headcanons for Eurovision,, once again proving I am a massive nerd who spends too much time putting together little stories.

Anyway,, if you have any more Eurovision headcanons feel free to comment them or send them to my inbox so I can reply and add to them. Similarly, if you have any other shows/music/events/literally anything that you think I should make ghosts headcanons for or that you have hcs for then send them over to my inbox as well!! Love yall stay safe, drink some water if you’ve managed to read this far :)