#it’s 2:30 am and I’m writing spn Sesame Street crossover

[demonicseries]

Now I’m just thinking about what would happen if the winchesters went to Sesame Street.

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Dean: I’m Dean, and this is my brother sam. We hunt monsters

Elmo: Monsters? But Elmo and Elmo’s friend’s are all monsters! Surely, you aren’t here for us.

Dean: that depends. Are you connected to the death of one of the muppets?

Elmo: Are you asking if Elmo killed someone?! Elmo is 3!!! Elmo may be a monster but Elmo is a friendly monster!

Jack: cool! we’re the same age!

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Sam: right here is the location of the vamps nest Big Bird told me about

*Sam and Dean enter* *the organ plays*

The Count: One! Ahaha. Two! Ahaha. Two people who shouldn’t be here!

Dean: keep talking and you’re gonna have one ahaha head on the ground, Dracula

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Cas: are those the supernatural books?

Bert: Yep. Earnie and I are big fans. Right, Ernie?

Ernie: you sure are, Bert. I’m willing to bet my rubber ducky that Dean and Cas are gay.

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Sam: so can you tell me about the different types of residents at Sesame Street?

Big Bird: Well, there’s the lovable monsters like Grover, Elmo, and Zoe. Then we have our local vampire, the Count. He loves counting. There’s big bird (that’s me), and then there’s just good ol’ Snuffaluffagus. He wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Snuffaluffagus: my mortal form has fallen weak and I need to consume the blood of these creatures to sustain it. And I grow weaker by the second, which begs the question: who shall be my next victim?

Big Bird: See? He’s such a great pal!

you know what? muppetnatural is the best take i’ve seen in a long time. obviously for the muppets to make an appearance plot-wise, there’d have to be a muppet murdered, to which i nominate walter. Also, imagine what the ep would be like:

- dean gets a phone call. It’s Kermit. he’s asking for help cause something killed walter. dean thinks its a prank call and hangs up

- kermit shows up at the bunker. dean punts him across the room in shock. (kermit is fine)

- it’s 100% necessary that kermit swears the whole episode. let kermit say fuck

- after explaining the situation, dean, sam, cas, and jack, all get in the car and drive to where ever the muppets live

- Cas and Jack are eagerly interrogating/talking to the muppets, being friendly, while dean and sam argue about the how this is even possible

- i have no idea how the rest of the plot goes, just that the episode should end with the muppets and tfw 2.0 at a bar all singing along to “rainbow connection”