#it’s 1 am and I feel so sentimental but GEJSVS
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Sometimes I’m in a momentary panic of “oh fuck I don’t wanna age” and then I remember that hell yeah I do. I wanna be one of those people who go to pride events n shit, that are old enough to be the mom to anyone there, and be giving hugs like the guys in those videos.
Tryna be a helpful little role model for the youngins, so I gotta look the part. You feel me? Need a little costume
#I must don the appropriate mortal skin#and if that appropriate skin is the flesh of a middle aged woman. I will wait#I WANNA BE THE OLD LADY THAT BAKES COOKIES FOR THE MEW NEIGHBORS :(#I wanna be so gentle and caring and understanding#it’s 1 am and I feel so sentimental but GEJSVS#STOP THE WAY IT AUTOCORRECTED RO A DIFFERENT KEYBOARD SMASH#but like. :(#lowkey can’t wait. I’m gonna be a little history teacher also so I have an excuse to bring an Aztec death whistle to class :) <33#I’m so excited. I love possiblities#IM NOT SUPER GOAL ORIENTATED. I DONT HAVE DREAMS ONLY HOBBIES BUT LIKE.#yeah I can dream to be this. ahhhh <33#I’M GONNA BE FOUND DEAD IN MY HOUSE WITH 5 SNAKES LOLOLOL AHHHH I GOT PLANS#this is the first time I’ve been able to imagine a future for myself. is it obvious#I’m gonna be the neatest death ever. both meanings. just wait#(NOT NOW THO I WANNA GET TO BE AN OLD LADY)#sometimes I worry abt my body deteriorating w age but I wanna run people over w my wheelchair and smack them w my cane#I wanna babysit and take the kids on a ‘walk’ (we’re just riding in my wheelchair)#pro aging#old age#aspirations#personal#lgbtqia+#lgbtq#lgbt
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