#it wasnt her fault she stabbed me her lock just jammed when she was in my pocket (at work) (ouch)
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me walking into work: I am armed and dangerous (I have my hot pink pocket knife I have carried with me every day since it was gifted to me on my 18th birthday and it has stabbed me once (on accident) (I had to get stitches) but it's ok because it is my loyal companion)
#her name is Kathy and she hates transphobes#it wasnt her fault she stabbed me her lock just jammed when she was in my pocket (at work) (ouch)#yes i bring my knife to work A i work in a restaurant so its common B i have to break down boxes by hand if i dont#and yes im a trans man but my buddy got it for me and i love it dearly its not my first pocket knife but i lost my actual first one#so i cherish my sparkly hot pink pocket knife <3 she's kept my from getting mugged before
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