#it was supposed to be a funny back and forth but i got waaay into the dialouge

[nobuverse]

( I'm gonna be 100 with you guys - this was supposed to be a shitpost but it turned out into a small drabble between one of Kippoushi / Nobunaga's many tutors and her dad. Posting it anyways as a sort of headcanon for how her dad felt about her in general )

"I'm sorry Nobuhibe-sama, I can't teach your daughter. This is a task far beyond my ability."

"Unbelievable. You're the third tutor that's quit in the last three months - can it really be that she is so devoid of intelligence?"

"No. You don't understand, my lord. She has enough of that to spare -too much in fact. Worse yet, she is ambitious."

"A fine trait - if she had been my firstborn son. But it will not do for her when she is a woman. Is there no advice you can give me on how to crush it?"

"The best I can offer is that you should pray it becomes nothing but a fleeting trait of her childhood days; that it disappears when she inherits the name of Nobunaga."

"Is that all? I implore you, don't restrain yourself if you think a more disciplinary measure would be effective"

"I'm afraid beating her would get you nowhere, if that is what you imply. A child like that does not shrivel and shrink in the face of adversity, no matter how extreme. It would only make her angrier. More likely to rebel against you. She is already convinced the world is not just; you would only make it more so."

"I see. And if it does not not quell with age, as we hope?"

"Do not try and marry her off. I'm certain she will usurp her husband; she will lead the people to war against you. If I can suggest anything, it is to try and forget she your daughter altogether. Your firstborn son, on the other hand, is a brilliant mind. Focus on him instead"

"Very well. I will take your words to heart."

As she overhears the last bit, she can feel her own heart sink in her chest. Her ear pulls away from the door, wishing to hear no more of it.

Much as she would love to point out the irony in having been the one to teach 'Katsu everything he knew - well, it wouldn't matter to them anyways.

He could never be proud of her, for as long as she remained a girl. No amount of acting like or dressing like a boy would ever change his mind.

-Not that she'd ever wanted to be one. Was it really so absurd to want something else than what was expected of her?

Well- 'it couldn't be helped', as they all liked to say.

[savvywritings]

The Bribe // oneshot

❀ genre - fluff // comedy // vampire!jungkook

❀ note -  as a celebration of the end of the semester & finals, i present to you;; vampire!jungkook! enjoy!  ~credits to saxyphonestar for the gif!!

“Are you really a vampire, or are those fangs just fake?” You, who is currently tied up to a chair had the audacity to ask Jungkook, the vampire who can snap your head at any moment given that question. 

“Trust me when I say I can suck you dry in thirty seconds, sweetheart. Don’t test my patience, Y/N,” Gritting his answer out, Jungkook managed to keep his temper under control even though you managed to irritate him for the past hour that you’ve been here.

You fake gasp and leaned forward to taunt him even more. “Ooh, is that a threat I hear from a bunny faced vampire?”

Taking in a deep breath and pinching his nose bridge, Jungkook shut your comments out and reminded himself that he was doing this task for Namjoon and Namjoon would cut his ass if he accidentally “killed” you. He turned around to walk away from you and sat down on a worn-out couch, proceeding to take out his earphones and putting the volume on full blast that even you can hear it.

You rolled your eyes at his actions, knowing full well that even if you whispered, he’d be able to catch on to what you said. 

“If you think you won’t hear my voice even with those earphones on, you’re wrong about that!” You shouted, wanting to get Jungkook’s attention back by shouting anything on top of your lungs. “Don’t ignore me, you puny vampire!” 

Disappointed with no response nor reaction from him, you slouched back on your chair and pouted. Your arms were sore from being tied behind the chair and you felt like your butt is about to melt into the chair you’ve been sitting on for so long. Honestly, you don’t even know how you got put into this situation because the last thing you remembered was being in a karaoke room with your friends, celebrating the end of finals, and now waking up in the middle of a spacious warehouse. Typical setting for a kidnap, you guess. 

You thought of all the things that could have put you into this situation and rewinded your memory back to anything that happened in the past months; not that you could remember every single detail though. You tried thinking of who’ve you met with and interacted with and if you did anything to provoke them. Or thinking of the acquaintances that you knew that could’ve sold you out for this. Or maybe your family got into some trouble with the wrong company which led you here. Or because you spilled coffee on some dude’s expensive ass shirt the other day.

You paused and widened your eyes. It's probably because you didn’t pay for your monthly ren-

“Can you please shut the fuck up. Your internal monologue is driving me insane. Stop freaking out, you’re here for none of those reasons,” Jungkook groaned at your mental breakdown. How can a human have that much energy both inside and out? 

“Well excuse me, for trying to figure out why I’m here. Maybe if you told me, then you wouldn’t have to hear my thoughts. And so much for fucking privacy,” You mumbled the last sentence and gazed down to the floor, avoiding his intense glare after he heard your snarky remark. 

“First of all, I can’t and won’t tell you. And second, if I could shut your internal thoughts out I would. You act like I want to hear your thoughts, which I, 101% don’t,” Jungkook scrunched up his face after replaying your internal monologue and shuddered. No sane person, or vampire, would be able to deal with you.

You groaned obnoxiously, rocking yourself back and forth in your chair. “Then where’s the person who wants to see me. Can’t you call him and tell him to get his ass here al-”

“No.”

“Bu-”

“No buts. You’re lucky enough to not have your mouth duct-taped right now cause I would love nothing more than th-”

“Okay, but you’d still hear my thoughts anyways soo,” You cut him off with your sentence, ticking him off with your sassy answer to which you stuck out your tongue at him when you saw him narrow his eyes at you. 

“If only I could just snap your neck right now,” He muttered while pinching his nose bridge. 

“I heard that,” You hissed at him; all he had to do was tell you why you were sitting in this old warehouse that smelled like somebody threw up, get that person, but no, he just had to be so. damn. stubborn. for a vampire too! 

Jungkook scoffed, about to make another sarcastic response when his cellphone rang. 

“Goddamn finally,” Jungkook muttered, before picking up the call from-

“Namjoon, what’s wrong? You were supposed to be here an hour ago,” Containing his impatience, he waited for Namjoon’s answer as it’s not like him to miss something this important. 

“Good news, and bad news. I’ll start off with the good; you don’t need to be there anymore,” Jungkook held his breath. 

“...And the bad?” 

Namjoon took a deep breath before exhaling hardly. “Bad is; Y/N isn’t the one we need. I don’t know how we got them mixed up, but you need to do something so she doesn’t spit out of our existence to anybo-”

“Why not just get rid of her?” Jungkook cut him off, thinking of a solution that was so much less complicated and easier to do; to which you snapped your head at his answer with widened eyes. 

“Are you fucking crazy?! I’m only 20 years old! I haven’t even lived my life yet, I haven’t even graduated from college and you’re going to cut my lifespan by getting rid of me?!” Your loud voice seeped through his phone which Namjoon heard and sighed. 

“You, Y/N, need to shut the f-” 

“Try making a deal with her, Jungkook. We don’t kill innocents, remember that. I’m sure she’s a smart one, so it’d be an easy task for you, yeah? I’ll see you later,” And with that, Namjoon hung up; leaving you in Jungkook’s hand to deal with. 

Sighing, Jungkook was still deep in thought while you stared at him with hopeful eyes. You cleared your throat, grabbing his attention. 

“Sooo, you’re not gonna kill me right. Because I’m definitely not ready for that and it’d be a damn shame for me to die at this age since I haven’t even been in a relationship with a guy yet nor have I had my first kis-” 

“No, I am not going to kill you. Holy shit, do you usually have this much energy within you? Normally, people in your position would be shitting their pants right now,” He shook his head in disbelief, wondering what kind of ‘deal’ he should make with you to keep your mouth shut.

“Listen, I’m just ecstatic to live for another I don’t know how many years, Mr. I’m immortal. So do tell me when and how I can get the hell out of this place and act like nothing ever happened,” You, on the other hand, were just glad you weren’t going to lose your life today. Not today, motherfuckers, haha, you internally celebrated your mini-victory. To which it was interrupted when Jungkook started with-

“A deal. We make a deal, Y/N, and you’ll free to go without any worries,” Jungkook lowered himself to your level and stared directly into your eyes, where you can see his dark orbs and how serious he looked through his scrunched brows and stern facial expression. 

“Well, for starters, shouldn’t I get a name from you?” 

“Jungkook, Jeon Jungkook.” 

“Okay then, Jungkook. Tell me what you had in mind,” Finding out his name, it felt more like a business meeting and less of a kidnapping now since the plan suddenly changed, not that you cared or whatever. 

“One, you shall never spit out our exist-” 

“Yeah okay, even if I did, no one would believe me. What’s the second condition,” This was too much like the vampire movies you’ve watched in your life; too cliché. 

“Just for cutting me off, I’m getting a taste from you,” Jungkook proceeded to lean in towards your neck, yup, waaay too fucking cliché right now. And in your dismay, you felt that if you leaned back any further more, you’d fall to the ground. 

“Oh no,no,no. Anything but that, c’mon Jungkook, go get some blood from like those packs people donate or something,” You whined, not approving of this ‘deal’ you made with him, not that you had a choice to begin with anyways. 

You held your breath in your seat, waiting for his next move. Is he toying around with you? Or is he actually serious about putting his goddamn fangs in you because you’d probably have a heart attack before he even does that. Whatever it is, you still froze when you felt his hot breath fanning on your neck and the sound of him... laughing?

“I’m joking, Y/N. Oh man, you should’ve seen your goddamn face; that must’ve been the most emotion you showed ever since you got here!” Jungkook leaned back, laughing his heart’s content out and showing you the cheesiest smile ever with his eyes wrinkled up. 

“That’s not fucking funny, Jungkook!” You huffed in your chair, still waiting to be untied so you can flee from the warehouse, or more like so you can just kick his ass and deck him back to wherever he came from. Seriously, you really thought you were going to get a heart attack from just that sentence. 

Calming down a bit now, Jungkook finally realized that you were still tied up and quickly untied the ropes to free you. To your relief, you rubbed your sore wrists since it’s been tied for a couple of hours now. 

“Thanks,” you mumbled quietly. You slowly got up from your chair, testing the water as your legs been asleep and numb. Once you confirmed with yourself that you were stable and could walk properly, you began to walk towards the exit, but only to be blocked by Jungkook, who hovered over you. 

You raised your eyebrows and looked at him confused. “..I thought I could go free now?” 

“Yeah but you haven’t shaken to the deal,” He reached his right hand out in front of you, waiting for you to shake on it. 

“Right,” You clasped your hand to his and shook it. “I’ll keep my mouth shut, no worries on that.” When you released your grip on his hand and tried to pull your hand back, Jungkook still had his hand gripping yours. 

“And?” 

“Annnnnnd I’ll give you a peck on the cheeks instead of you sucking my blood which is basically my life span?” You meekly suggested, looking up at his reaction carefully. 

He bent down to your level and waited for the ‘peck on the cheeks’ as you said. You internally groaned and took a deep breath before quickly doing so; ‘only because he’s cute,’ you thought to yourself after; totally forgetting the fact that he could hear your thoughts too. When you looked back at Jungkook again, he was grinning so hard. 

“Only because I’m cute, huh?” He started teasing lightly, to which your cheeks flushed furiously. You walked around him and walked as fast as you could to get out of there.

“You think I’m cute, Y/N? I think you’re pretty cute to-”

“Shut up before I shove my boots in your mouth,” You turned around to glare at him which only caused him to laugh even more. “Ugh, can’t wait to never see you again,” Grumbling to yourself as you continued to walk away from him.

“Can’t get rid of a ‘cute’ vampire that fast, Y’N,” Jungkook sped up to walk next to you and dangled his car keys in front of you. “And besides, you don’t know where we are and I need to get you home safely, so you have no choice but to be stuck with me until then.” 

“Right, and after that you’ll cease to exist in my memories,” You casually replied, a bit disappointed that you most likely won’t see him again; considering that the two of you are in two different worlds. And as if he read your emotions, Jungkook replied-

“Doesn’t mean you won’t ever see me again; I gotta keep you in check to see if you’re not ratting on our vampire asses to anyone. Think of it as a friendly visit,” He glanced at you sideways and winked, eyes glinting with mischief.

You scoffed, with a small smile. Guess this event wasn’t too bad if you became acquainted with a vampire; a cute, hot-blooded one too.