#it was laxatives Kenobi is about to chug it
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Cody: *accepts a caff from a pissed looking Rex, cautiously sniffs it* t-thanks?
Rex: >:( I put something special in it.
Cody: Wouldn’t that be more effective if you didn’t tell me it was tainted? I can get more.
Rex: >:( I put it in all the caff. All of it. I wish you no good luck. *leaves*
Cody: *tearing up* I’m so proud of him, but he ruined my caff so I have to murder him, I’m so conflicted.
Anakin: *screaming in the distance as he realizes what the special surprise was in the caff*
Cody: *puts his mug down with resignation* Well. He can’t lie, so I guess I failed there. I’ll suffer in self hatred rather than whatever Skywalker is dealing with.
#star wars#obi wan kenobi#clone wars#incorrect star wars quotes#anakin skywalker#incorrect clone wars quotes#commander cody#captain rex#he’s feeling angy#it was laxatives Kenobi is about to chug it#he hates caff but you don’t wanna know how long it’s been since he shit#Rex made Ahsoka a special made pink drink with nothing wrong with it at all#he’s serving himself by making some suffer and others happy#telling Cody he put something in it was a ‘Cain instinct but not full murder’ deal#Cody is his fave he’s just cranky
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