#it tastes like revebge

[kuchipark]

“come here little buddy, i got some cheese for you” i whisper to the rat hiding under the cubards, “hmm gouda” i add, luring him in, i’m about to get this sucker good. his little rat head pokes out from underneath the cubards, intrigued by the quality cheese i’ve bestowed upon him, he does like gouda. finally, the waft of cheesy air convinces him to crawl from his hiding place, he reaches out a paw to grab for the cheese, but then, i do the unspeakable. i pop the cheese in my mouth. i chew, mouth agape to show him what he’s missing. the rat will learn nrver to trust again henceforth