#it sounds/looks so stupid typed out everywhere 😭

[velociheroviridi]

here's my official unnecessary Boomer Opinion™

I get the idea of using "ahh" as a substitute for "ass" to get around censors on tiktok and whatnot but like CMON IF I HAVE TO SEE ANOTHER COMMENT THAT JUST SAYS "blah blah blah ahh" I'm going to SCREAM

Like SHUT UP. JUST SAY THE WORD. PLEASE

[lvrs-street2mmorrow]

Scary? My God, You’re Divine

| part 1

link to masterlist

pairings: ghost! beomgyu x fem! reader, coworker! yeonjun x fem! reader

summary: you’re excited to start a new chapter of life, moving into a relatively nice little place. though your landlord had said the place was old as rocks, it was remodeled and made new. you were never the type to be especially involved with the paranormal, but it becomes hard to deny that your new place has some quirks.

warnings: nothing really just a little angst

wc: 1.4k

a/n:i wanted to show you my work but i tried to get it out quickly so I’m sorry it’s short😭

You stand with your hands on your hips, admiring your hard work of getting those heavy boxes full of furniture into the sad, empty house by yourself. You mumble to yourself, "This is stupid."

You turn around to walk back outside since there’s no heater or AC yet, and it’s boiling in the new modern house.

Once you’ve left the house, you lock the door behind you and get in your car. Once you’re back home, you're holding your cup of coffee, your keys, and a bunch of other stuff, including your phone.

As you unlock the door, you hear something and brush it off as some sort of water pipe noise because the website said it was just remodeled, but the house is fairly old.

When you walk in, you see the old ceramic vase your mother made for you in your freshman year of highschool. You wonder why it’s on the ground since it was packaged away in some big heavy box you were too lazy to look in. You convince yourself you’re just too tired to remember that you grabbed it because you just moved in. Why would you try to make yourself scared like a little kid?

As you pump up your temporary air mattress and lay down your pillow, you hear a small tap on the wall but just roll your eyes, thinking it’s nothing.

When you wake up and check the kitchen where you planned to unpack things first, you see a fork on the marble counter that you didn’t place there. You shrug and put it into the silverware drawer with the silverware organizer you put there yesterday before you slept.

Once your two best friends, Huening Kai and Huening Bahiyyih, arrive, they help you move things and place items such as shelves and your couch. Kai hears a sound from the pantry full of cans you packed. He opens the door and sees that somehow one of the corn cans ended up with the green bean cans. He huffs, "Bahiyyih, I swear if you put this corn can on the—"

He and Bahiyyih hear a sudden scream from upstairs followed by a shout of "BUG!" and a few footsteps. But once she gets off the stairs, there's an extra footstep behind her that wasn’t hers. They think nothing of it because there is practically nothing in the house besides basic furniture: a couch, a bed, a desk, and a few appliances in the kitchen so it could have just been an echo.

Kai calls out your name, “Yo, did you put this can here?” You walk over and shake your head as you grab a water bottle. “No, why? I thought you guys were in charge of the food.” He huffs, “We were until Bahiyyih decided to spill water everywhere.”

You laugh as she pouts. “It was an accident!” she confesses, and Kai rolls his eyes. “Right…”

As the three of you set up the sleeping arrangements for the night, Kai and Bahiyyih leave to get some food. You are by yourself, sitting on the bed you are sharing with Bahiyyih, while Kai sleeps on the mattress on the floor.

You feel a cold gust pass through you and turn your head to check the temperature in the house. Something moves out of the corner of your eyes, and quite literally nothing could’ve prepared you for there to be a man standing at the doorway of your bedroom. You freeze.

“What are–who are you?’ You ask, muscles taut and ready to bolt. He just looks at you for a good minute, then opens his mouth to talk and says “you can see me?” he says with a tilt of his head.

You sit up and say, "Get out of my house, or I'll call the police!" He doesn't reply; instead, he sits there for a moment, then goes invisible for a second and reappears. You stand there in shock, your mouth open, and he just stares at you.

As soon as Kai and Bahiyyh get back, the man is immediately gone. They ask, "Girl, we just got you food. Are you okay?" Still a little shaken up, you reply, "Yeah, I'm just tired from moving a bunch of heavy boxes." Kai laughs, and you nod, going to grab the food the two goblins started eating before they got to the house.

You huff getting up and the others say they’re gonna go sleep so you decide to leave your food uneaten and just go sleep.in the morning your friends wake you up and it’s around 7 and 8am and you whine “shut up” she say with a pout because you want to sleep and they say “girl you have to wake up if you want to be over fixing up the house”

Once the house is finally organized, they leave, give you hugs, and you wave them goodbye. After they’re gone, you plop onto the couch to watch a movie. The only thing you're interested in is Mean Girls, it’s the only good thing on Netflix.

A few minutes before the movie ends, you hear a sound from the kitchen. You get up to check if it’s a mouse, as the landlord mentioned there might be mice in the first week. However, when you get there, the same man is standing there.

He’s wearing a fancy outfit with a white button-up top that looks like something a prince would wear, black dress shoes, and black formal pants. You back away and say, “Why are you in my house again? I said I’ll—”

He doesn’t say anything and just looks at you. When he steps, his steps don’t make a sound as he says, “Your house?”

You threaten to call the police on him again, and the handsome man tilts his head. “What’s the police?”

You say, “Are you stupid.” He just looks at you and shrugs his shoulders.

He says, “Well, my name's Beomgyu—”

You roll your eyes. “I’m not asking for your name. I’m asking you to get out of my fucking house,” you say,watching his movements with caution.

You sigh. “How long have you been here?” you ask, not as a question but as a demand.

When you try to touch him to drag him out of your house, your hand goes through him. You stop, and the world crashes around you. Did your hand just go through his arm? You sit open-mouthed, grasping at straws for a plausible reason for why that would happen. There are none. He seems a bit startled, too, watching your hand go through him. You stare at each other, a bit comically.

And then, like a wave that curls over and sucks you under, it hits you; you’re insane.

The man speaks. “how did that happen?”

You stand in shock like a deer in headlights, thinking you're literally insane, and you shrug. "I… I don't know what just happened." You go to grab him again and again, but your hand just keeps going through him with a small 'woosh' each time.

He says, just as scared as you, "I can't feel anything." he turns his head to look around your room and he says “are we insane?” you shrug replying “wait..what’s your last name..” you trail off forgetting his name “it’s Choi,Choi beomgyu is my name”

You look him up and down despite being terrified of him. "What are you wearing?" you ask, sighing as you judge his old-looking clothes. This guy looks like he's about to go to a Renaissance faire, you think, before your thoughts are cut off by him.

"Does your husband possibly know you've intruded on his wardrobe?" he asks with a raised eyebrow and a cocky smirk you just want to smack off his face.

You put your hands on your hips. "I don't have a husband. What do you mean?" You say it like you're truly offended, but you know you're not and you'd like to stay without one. You remember some sob story your aunt told you about boys when you were thirteen, and you've been avoiding boys left and right since then.

Later, you (well, mostly you) search up his name on Google, and it says that he was born in 1500 and died in 1523. He was a poet and a songwriter. It doesn’t mention the cause of death, and Beomgyu himself doesn’t seem to know how he died. He says, "I'm dead?" with a sad tone. You look at him in terror because you're literally looking at a ghost.

END PART 1

[lilbluebastard]

Still wanna draw Leland I just have no motivation to draw that stupid fuck head

So I’ll just tell you headcanons I think about that stupid white man

Warning some nsfw topics, don’t like don’t read

Leland loves ice cream not just pistachio ice cream, he’s a slut for strawberry and bubble gum

(Like I’ve said before lol) Leland’s more into woman that cop gets more horny and aroused by a woman’s screams , men get him off too but I feel like Leland’s the type of monster to jizz in his pants when he hurts a woman (because he’s awful)

Leland isn’t a romantic…..I mean look at him….

What’s about him screams romance 😭 he reminds of the type of jerk that would show a bit of affection and if you act surprised he’ll never and I mean never do anything nice for you ever again lol

If you were his wife, he would still love you but not in a sweet loving way, more like a your only here for my needs nothing else, would I say coyles the type to cheat…I mean he didn’t kill his wives for a mistress no I think he was juts sick of them because one of Leland’s lines in prime he says killed all his wives because goes berry isn’t a obedient house wife she had her own rules and he hated that butttt, I like to think he’s faithful because when Franco comes along he’s upset that Francos thinks Leland’s stuff his belongs to him And by stuff I mean us, reagents gooseberry and etc

Also love to headcanon that Leland’s into curvy woman because gooseberry and the big grunt woman, he likes woman of all body shapes, he ain’t picky lol, if your his type which I think is every woman in that facility 😭 but I will say this Leland’s a thigh guy, I don’t care he his, he’ll do everything to get a hold of your thighs, he’s gross so he’ll think of even grosser thing to do to your legs

I’m sorry I’m just really bored and saying the things I’ve been wanting to say and honestly hears one for a story I’ve been writing in secret lol

If Leland was a yandere, I don’t think he’d give you a chance to run away from him, if he was a yandere he’d probably cut off your feet so your couldn’t get away from him, lock you in a cell play with you till you either died or murkoff took you away and he’d probably find a new toy to torture.

Leland’s stupid but smart stupid, he’s knows big words and all that smart shizz but he can play dumb and be a real dumbass at times and I love that about him, like I said don’t like it done read lol

Leland’s a crybaby, he cried over stupid things, like when something doesn’t go his way or f he doesn’t get what he wants, he’s a manly man strong and intimidating but he’s pathetic and sad,

I feel like he’s checked a few lockers and got pounced on by a pouncer who he ended up hurting really bad or probably killed it,

Also my favorite headcannons

His fears

In a way I feel like men scare him…..sometimes but once he realizes the power he has over them thanks to murkoff he’s a big strong boy and hurt them all he likes and enjoys

He’s scared of cows…..just a adorable headcannon , he fucked around and found out after a cow bit him so he doesn’t like them, only if there a cheeburger or steak lol

Leland hates water thanks to his battery on his back, he could die at any moment with a puddle of water or that pool in the farewell trial,

Afraid the reagents will get sick of him and end up killing him but he’ll never let that happen he knows they fear him and that makes him horny

I feel like if you was actually given freedom by murkoff….and Coyle liked you, I feel like your spot a cop car with the windows rolled up everywhere you went, feel eyes on you from afar, someone right behind you but when you look no one’s there until one night…he heard the familiar sound of creaking leather and you know that monster found you, then you’d go missing the next day and never be found again because he either kidnapped you and brought you back to murkoff or he ended you

Listen I would’ve written more but I’m honestly getting bored of this game and I do still love it, I love it so much but I’ve honestly gotten bored of countdown, don’t get me wrong the games amazing the new maps are amazing, the characters and gorgeous and perfect besides Franco

But idk maybe I’m just losing interest, but I’ll still try to post and draw Leland for you guys! So I just wanna say that i might need a break from the internet because ugh, idk maybe I’m just getting bored of everything again and get off for a whole month or something again but I’ll try to say I touch if I get asks I’ll try to answer them but idk 😭 just not feeling that excited about outlast as I was before , I mean hyperfixations come and go but I don’t wanna lose this one, I met so much cool and kind people here so yeah maybe I’ll take a break or not I’m not sure but anyways

See you love y’all (platonically)

[cutecherrygirl]

First date 😌

Warnings: none

Heesung

Your outfit:

(im sorry if you don't like it, I think its cute and something Heesung would like 😭)

-Heesung took you on a coffee date 😍☕

- it was very nice and warm day

- he was a bit shy to hold your hand at first but after you guys started talking shit about others he took your hand very casually and smoothly 😘

- you were talking about what your favorite type is and what you dont like about guys. Heesung grew confident from that because you Literally described him. And all the bad things you said about guys are far far away from him lol.

-he bought you coffee and secretly bought you a donut/cookie/cakepop/cupcake (whatever you told him you liked).

-when the date was over, you guys stood on your front porch and Smiled at each other like two idiots.

-there were some shy hair flips and shy giggles bit it wasn't awkward, it was cute.

-after awhile, Heesung leaned in and kissed your cheek. You blushed but smiled

- "ill see you tomorrow" Heesung said softly and you nodded "sure" you said not thinking that it might sound stupid but its over now, you already said it.

-he then gave you the treat he bought you earlier and quickly walked away while blushing

-you blushed too and get into your house.

Jay

Your outfit:

-you two decided to have inside date

- since it was really cold outside and it was raining, you figured it would be cozier to just stay inside and chill.

- He brought you some flowers and sweets, you couldn't contain your blush lol.

- you two baked pizza and drank wine. It was the best date ever. He even dropped an egg.

- After eating the pizza, you watched the notebook at Jay's request ☝🏻

- he was crying his eyes out and you tried your hardest not to cry but failed.

-jay doesn't really like cuddles but he wanted to cuddle you like so bad so he did just that

-you got butterflies in your stomach but didn't mind because you felt happy.

-at the end of the date he asked you is you have any jacket cuz he didn't bring his own and its cold outside.

-when you said you don't, you decide to let him stay the night so u guys just talked all night and did skin care 😘

Jake

Your outfit:

-you guys had picnic date!

- it was very sunny and beautiful spring day, Daises just started to pop out and butterflies were everywhere just like bees.

-You made some food, bought mini ice cream cake and packed some soda.

- you guys found perfect picnic spot next to the cherry blossom tree.

-you sat on the blanked enjoying the beautiful weather and sound of bees flying around in order to collect nectar for the honey

- this seemed like the most perfect date anyone could ask for and it was true.

- You and jake talked, ate and layed on the blanket until the night falls.

- you even picked some cherries! 🍒

-Jake was smiling the whole time and was looking at you with heart shaped eyes, he knew he was in love, he felt it all iver his body and so did you, this was perfect.

-You sat on the blanked in silence for a bit and just looked at each other. The wind messed up your hair a bit so Jake reached out his hand to tuck your hair behind your ear.

-you blushed and looked down but he caressed your cheek with the back of his fingers and smiled at you.

-he did that fir awhile before he then pressed his palm on your cheek and slowly leaned in.

-You looked at him for a second before closing your eyes and bit your lip a bit nervously since the butterflies in your stomach are making you nervous.

- after some time, you finally felt his lips on yours. The kiss was soft and sweet. You didn't move your lips since it was more of a long peck but you liked it since it was local.

- after few moments, you break the kiss and smiled shyly, you rest your head on his shoulder and gave him a little kiss on it while he laughs shyly.

- you stayed like that for awhile before it was time to go home.

(I GOT A BIT DISTRACTED OKAY)

Sunghoon

Your outfit:

-you guys went on dinner date!

- he took you to authentic Iranian restaurant, also known as Olive Garden.

-he couldn't take his eyes off of you cuz you looked gorgeous and the dress complicated every curve and spt of your body.

-not just that, but with that dress, you carried confidence that only Ni-ki's attitude can slap away.

- as you enjoyed your wine and delicious meal you talked about your last loves and what each one of you can do to make the other person feel better.

-Sunghoon was impressed with you view on life and the way you think. He definitely fell in love with you already but is too shy to admit it so he just stays silent.

-that silence went away quickly when he noticed water flirting with you 😡

-you didn't pay attention to that but he did. So he held your hand on the table so everyone can see you are his while making the eye contact with the waiter the whole time, the Waiter was watching from thr corner of the restaurant.

-the waiter was embarrassed and he just walked away. You looked confused but was secretly blown off by his sudden action, it was hot, sexy even! Anf Sunghoon knows it, he just hides it pretty well

-"more wine?" Sunghoon asked, smirk decorating hos face while lifting the wine bottle with his free hand and pouring you more red wine.

-you just stayed silent and let him do his tang.

Sunoo

Your outfit:

-beach date!!!!

-even tho Sunoo is not the biggest fan of water, he decided to take you on beach day cuz you like it.

-it was sunny day with a bit of wind disturbing your peace.

-sunoo brought snacks and mini tent so you guys can be cozy while looking at the sea

-he didn't really think of the weather when picking the date so he didn't take in consideration that water might be too cold for swimming but thats fine, to him, the most important thing is that you are next to him (so cheesy 😭)

-you guys sat in the tent while eating snacks and talking.

-you had so much fun until the little crab decided to pay you a visit 🦀

-Sunoo hates crabs so he kicked it into the ocean, you liked crabs but not anymore since Sunoo hates them.

-he was thinking of kissing you but thought it was bad idea because of the furst date kiss curse

-you ended your date with you falling asleep in the tent.

-you layed your head on his chest and he just wrapped his arms around your shoulder and fell asleep as well.

-it was really fun and he enjoyed every second of it 🦀

Jungwon

Your outfit:

-he invited you over to his place to play video games.

-you knew it was casual date but you still wanted to dress up for him cuz you really like him 🩵

- he was schocked when you come to his door dressing like this but he couldn't help but smile at the sight, he loved it!

-you walked in and saw that he prepared snacks on the table and took out all his video games do you can choose which one you want to play.

-you sat on the couch shyly and start picking the game. You ended up picking Minecraft cuz thats the only one you knew something about 😭

- while you were killing ciws to survive and ships to make a bed, Jungwon was watching you amused with big smile on his face.

-he is happy you finally got comfortable.

-after awhile of you just walking around the map exploring it rather than mining to survive, and after being killed 3 times by creeper, Jungwon decided it was time to put the joystick down.

-you leaned on the couch and looked at tv just like Jungwon did.

- "you were really good at it" Jungwon said, obviously lying. You smiled and blushed "thank you" you said softly and looked at him while smiling.

-he looked back and smiled too.

-your date ended with you going home.

Ni-ki

Your outfit:

-ice cream date 🥰

-you were both nervous balls lol

-you met by the ice cream shop since Ni-ki was too awkward to pick you up at your house.

-you guts went inside and You ordered ice cream, Ni-ki payed for both and it melted your heart. Even tho it was a small gesture, you still felt like it was so big and so sweet of him.

-as you ate your ice cream, Ni-ki started talking, which suprised you on a certain level but you didn't mind.

-you guys talked and laughed together, everyone in the ice cream shop was looking at you and smiling at your cuteness. There were couple of "awww's" and "omg look! They're so cute" but Ni-ki and you didn't mind at all cuz you felt like you were the only ones in the world. You only saw each other and no one else.

-after finishing your ice cream, you walked out of the shop and Ni-ki softly held your hand, interlocking your fingers. You smiled and blushed a bit as he caressed your knuckles with his thumb.

-you walked while holding hands for Hours, you didn't know where you were going, and you didn't care, you just walked and wanted to hold hands as long as possible. Letting go wasn't an option, you even forgot that word existed 😭

-when it was night time, he took you to your house and kissed your cheek veru softly and carefully as if he was scared he will hurt you.

-you have no idea what came over you or what kind of creature pushed you forward but it did, and you pecked his lips.

-he was schocked, you both were like two red papers.

-"can you do that again?" He asked silently and you stepped closer again and pecked his lips, longer this time. He placed his hands on your waist and you wrapped your arms around his neck.

-you stayed like that for awhile 🍄

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[aqueeracademic]

morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 12:

season 3, episode 4, “Coda”:

- opening with a funeral

- how very camp

- morse taking his lil test 🥰

- morse is such a know it all im obsessed with him

- “only in oxford”

- last time i checked there’s porn everywhere babe

- thursday insinuating they’re gay just to piss them off is so….

- i guess we can’t all be perfect

- also strange is so casually badass i’m fully obsessed with him

- the coughing thing is so embarrassing 😐

- debryn thinking morse is talking about nature studies when he says “stag films”

- he’s so 🥺🥺

- debryn always gives morse a well needed reality check and i respect him sm for it

- i, too, would stare at morse for an entire concert if the opportunity presented itself

- “come and see me”

- morse’s face immediately looks panicked and blushy he’s so embarrassing 🙄

- sam leaving 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

- morse is always so flabbergasted by how thursday does business

- “i was frightened for the most part.” “of what?” “of being found out. being found wanting.”

- that’s gay! in case you were confused. it’s gay

- this professor is so weird 😐

- i don’t like him at all! and i don’t like that hes using morse’s previous trauma to guilt him into investigating his wife

- thursday getting suspended for police brutality is… not something i can be all that upset about

- like sucks but 🤷‍♀️

- that’s how it goes

- he needs to rest his cough anyway tbh

- trewlove is SO CUTE I AM OBSESSED

- morse awkwardly whipping out the word bird to really trick the bingo guy into talking to him is so funny to me

- he’s like “the uh… 🤢 b-bird.”

- take a BREATH morse

- i refuse to believe that “spotted dick” is a real thing in the UK

- y’all gotta know how that sounds

- morse is so terrible with women i hate him 😀

- “a fellow must have the latest this or that to impress the ladies” and morse being like 😬

- it’s so gay

- joan being like “you’re right, it’s not your place to say.” and then morse being like 😮 is real!

- “let it go, for your own good.” “that’s rich, coming from you.”

- i HATE THIS DAMN PROFESSOR

- people don’t ever let morse just suffer in peace

- i just spilled water all over myself and missed his entire conversation w that other professor but i’m not gonna rewind we r just gonna live w it

- strange is… getting gradually less cool the longer the show goes on

- like i need him to calm down.

- i know he’s above morse now but he is so like… determined to be perceived as above him it’s uncomfortable

- and beating someone up RIGHT AFTER thursday gets suspended???? let’s get it together

- thursday is incapable of taking critique from morse and i don’t understand why

- he’s RIGHT and you should listen to him

- “morse? people will say we’re in love.”

- that professor is so fucking funny

- also clocked morse as a lil 💅 right away

- bank robbery is so crazy

- not all the main characters being directly affected!!

- bright moves SO DAMN QUICK when strange comes in i love him

- HOLY SHIT

- trewlove’s partner getting shot is so crazy to me she cannot catch a break

- morse is a lot braver than people give him credit for

- he straight up called an ARMED ROBBER stupid without hesitation

- i love him

- morse casually solving an entirely separate case during the robbery is wild

- trewlove 🥺🥺🥺

- winnie 🥺🥺🥺

- bright keeping that gun is something that can be so personal

- this guy is a FUCKING snitch

- a snitch.

- and i can’t stand him!

- debryn pulling up fully prepared to tend to bodies is so sick.

- joan is a RIDE OR DIE TYPE BITCH

- ok he didn’t deserve to die just for snitching but like…. the line “i don’t like liars but i hate a grass” is SO ICONIC

- joan’s reaction to the leader telling his little crony to put morse down is wild

- the way she closes her eyes 🫤🫤🫤

- final straw!

- lowkey thursdays voice….

- just kidding!

- no i’m not.

- coughing up a bullet?

- thursday is the coldest man alive.

- the way my MOM JUST SAID “yeah, you wanna be a hero by selling somebody else out. asshole. he’s a coward.”

- she gets it!

- strange is a ride or die ass bitch and i respect that even if i don’t like him rn

- morse holding joan when the guy blows the lock off 🫤🫤🫤

- i love them

- i don’t ship it!

- but i love them

- “the chambers empty! and he’s too stupid to count to six!”

- morse is so………..

- thursday needs to get his act together 😐

- like u fr gonna murder someone in front of ur daughter??

- THERE WAS A BULLET LEFT??????

- i hate morse

- hes so self sacrificing

- no way he j goes back to his job after all that

- he’s so filled with fear all the time i just need him to breathe

- “love, morse. imagine that.”

- he’s so disrespectful i hate him

- oh my god morse is so fine

- he has NO BUSINESS sitting in that chair like that

- morse realizing he loves her is something that makes me so violent

- i hate him

- i mean i have never related to a fictional character more in my life

- but i hate him

- this MAROON PULL OVER

- he knows he looks good

- “just give it a chance” = “just give me a chance”

- “you mean the world to them. you mean the world…”

- and then being UNABLE TO SAY IT??????????? i’m so fucking sick

- her reaching up to hold his face and him feeling a little hopeful only for it to be her checking his wound

- listen:

- i talk all day about morse being queer and how much he likes men and how he should end up with a man but like

- joan is the second person this SEASON to leave him

- the second person he loves who leaves him in the span of a few months

- he lost jakes in the spring and joan in the fall and he’s all alone for winter 🫤

- so whatever i think about his sexuality isn’t important because either way he KEEPS getting left alone by people he loves and, not only is it important to his character, it fucking HURTS

- and i love him.

[db-1986]

BEFORE ANYTHING, THIS ISNT AN ATTACK NOR A HATE ASK SJEKKWJWJ!!

Not to be that person, and I PROMISE I mean no offence nor to sound like a crybaby but.. not all ‘religious’ people are brainwashed psychopaths with no conscience or morals, and I’m worried that’s starting to become the way everyone sees us now. It’s just that there’s been stereotypes people idolise and follow, and it ruins the image of all of us (us muslims, we’re still nicknamed terrorists in European countries lmfao). They make up some stupid questionable rules and then convince people that god said so (like yawning is suddenly Haram?? Hello??? 😭😭)

Maybe it’s because here in Baghdad they aren’t crazily attached to the religion (same with countries like Lebanon and Turkey). Like for example, we don’t all wear hijabs if we’re females, a lot of us wear jeans and shirts (as women) and clothes are getting more showy over time, and there’s actually lots of lgbts here that people probably aren’t aware of (I’m a bisexual myself with a ftm boyfriend all the way from Britain and we still coexist peacefully even though he’s an atheist and I’m a Muslim). Oh and idfk what that ‘drawing is Haram’ rule, I’m an artist and everyone around me where I live encourages me to keep going 😭.

Our actions aren’t driven by ‘god’s rules’ either and I find it incredibly pathetic how anyone would only force themselves to do good because ‘god said so’, and it really tells you a lot about the person.

I mean, I’ve seen some really brow-raising delusional shit being said and excused as ‘Allah’s rules’, even though as I said how people aren’t strict here, these kinds of people still exist everywhere smh. The other day I was explaining to a girl the story of Oppenheimer and the minute I said he’s a Jew, she scrunched her nose up and looked at me all funny. I asked her what’s wrong, and she said ��why are you telling me a story of a J e w ??’. And I tell you, my jaw had never dropped so hard. 💀

Not to mention, I got sexually assaulted by a fluent Islamic Education teacher when I was seven. So yeah, there’s many hypocrites who hide under the cover of ‘religion’, and it ruins the image of us all as a majority.

But yeah! I apologise for the ramble. I’ve seen your comments on a few posts and I’m extremely sorry for your experience with these sorts of people. I promise we aren’t all like this and I hope you never have to deal with those again. Hope you have a wonderful day, and I hope this message was at least some little ray of hope in this nasty world. x 🌼

Thank you for your time to write all of this out. You are very much correct that there are decent religious people, and for the most part, I have not problems with people willing to practice behind closed doors and not try to convert others.

Unfortunately there are many that don't and make their beliefs other people's problem. They are the types of people my comments are directed towards.

People like yourself who are more then willing to have a conversation and use reason, I hold in high regard. I would like to tip my hat to you and thank you for contacting me. After reading my comments, I cannot see it having been an easy decision. I am very sorry to have heard of your own terrible experience. No one should have to go through that. I hope you have a wonderful day.

[youn9racha]

so i saw someone on tiktok talk ab this thing called the rose toy that makes you cum in seconds so i was wondering how chan would react if he caught you using it 😳😳😳

OMG THAT DAMN ROSE TOY BE EVERYWHERE FR FR 😭😭😭 (its in my wishlist, just waiting for the right time 💀)

anyways, but chan honestly would react similarly regardless of what sex toy you used depending on how deep the relationship is.

like if it were early on, i feel like chan would be the type to blush and apologize profusely as he looks away. despite him being apologetic, he’d still be turned on at the sight of you using the toy. bonus; if you moaned out his name while at it.

but if y’all are deep in and set to be together for long, chan would definitely not be shy about it. if anything chan would tease in any possible way, usually by not making a sound and just observe you by the door with his arm cross as he waits for you to notice his existence. it can go both ways either he’d tease you by telling you to keep going “since he’s no use,” or would offer himself instead of the stupid toy that you’re using.

[ulteriorm0tiv3s]

₊˚⊹🍫﹕snowy greetings﹒˚₊

❧ pairing: dark choco x reader (gender neutral)

❧ genre: fluff(??? idk what to call this bye)

❧ summary: you wander off from the limits of your kingdom and end up somewhere cold and distant. some random guy, who claimed to be the prince, finds you stranded and almost kills you! how fun.

❧ notes: me when i actually fucking post something ih ny goD HELLO IM SSORRY 😭??? i said i was gonna post more during summer but i literally didn’t and i’m 2 monthz in2 sschool now ☠️ good fucking bye i am not consistent 💋 anyway this is the prequel to blood stained sword! i’ve decided that blood stained sword will bee itz own long ass story with like 2 different plot linez n whatever, therez like 5 more prequel partz after this one (this will prb bee the worst 1 bc i rushed on it bye) ☠️ also ty for the support on blood stained sword btw :] !! reallt glad that people enjoyed it sm !! also also reqz are open !! read pinned 4 more info 🦤༶•┈┈┈┈┈♡┈┈┈┈┈•༶

holy shit. you swore your skin was turning blue from how cold you were. snow was quite literally everywhere, making everything seem so bright and shiny. it felt like mere minutes ago when you were in your kingdom’s property, looking for your mother’s lost cake hound. but now, you had no clue where you were and how you even got here. your kingdom was so vibrant, and this frozen tundra of an area was awful. not a single building was in sight, just large mounds of ice and snow. it was also dead quiet. unbearably quiet. the only sound you could detect was the snow crunching beneath your feet. a small tree was nearby, somehow. it didn’t matter to you how it got there, all you cared about was having something to lean against and regain your strength.

leaning against a random ass tree has never felt better. it’d be better if you didn’t hear snow crunching when you weren’t walking. your first thought was that it was probably just some harmless animal, searching for food in this snowy death trap. however, adrenaline started to slowly rush as a voice called out. you didn’t hear exactly what was said, but still, this person could be a threat. because of the cold, you didn’t have much strength to wield your sword. all you could do was just wait. the sound of crunching snow only grew closer and closer as you waited.

the crunching stopped. right in front of you. you were so busy looking around from spot to spot, you didn’t even notice when the source of the voice was right there. the stranger narrowed his eyes when he was finally face to face with you, gripping his own sword. “who are you? trespassers aren’t welcome here,” his voice had an obviously fake deepness to it, as if he was trying to make himself seem more intimidating. it would be funny to you because of how stupid he sounded, but you were mildly terrified, actually. “trespasser? i don’t even know where the hell i am,” you attempted to scoff, but your throat was so dry and your voice was too shaky. “do you expect me to believe that excuse?” he eyed you suspiciously, “i can see that sword. are you planning some type of assassination?” you felt more annoyed than scared now, was this guy serious? “i’m deadass freezing to death right now, does it look like i’m about to kill someone?” his grip on his sword lightened, but he kept it in front of him.

“watch your language. it is quite disrespectful to speak to a prince with such words,” the supposed prince still had his guard up, displaying cautious behavior towards you. “you? prince?” this guy did not seem like a prince in the slightest. “do you expect me to believe that?” you mocked his tone from earlier, staring directly at him. he seemed more annoyed with your actions, and you felt the same. “listen,” he says, “it’s getting dark. if you truly are just passing through, i’m bringing you back with me.” did you want to trust this guy that almost stabbed you? not really. did you have a choice? not really. “alright. but, if you end up being some wanted serial killer or something, i will—no, i am going to— beat your ass,” you try to ignore the shakiness of your voice, thinking that you could make yourself sound tougher. upon hearing your vulgar language once again, the guy cringes. “follow me.” and with that, he turns around, his milky white armor almost blending into the snow.

…

“finally, dear god,” you sigh, bundling up in the heavy blanket that the bed provided. the prince had brought you to a local inn located within his kingdom, which was surprisingly very nice. he awkwardly spoke up, leaning against the wall like some cool guy would, “do you mind if i ask for your name?” oh, now he wanted to ask your name. after that long and quiet walk here. “only if you tell me yours first,” you were going to cross your arms, but you’d much rather cling onto the blanket. “prince dark choco cookie,” dark choco said with a bow. a small hum came from you as a response. at least you could stop referring to him as ‘guy’ or ‘the guy’ in your head. “and you?”

“oh, right. (Y/N), (prince/princess) of the helios kingdom.” dark choco seemed slightly shocked by the end of your sentence. he gave you a weird look, “you— you’re a (prince/princess) of a kingdom?” both of you were on common ground. firstly, you didn’t like each other so far. secondly, both of you refused to believe that you were royalties. “uh, yea? literally just said that dude,” you say in a matter of fact tone. “oh, that’s…cool,” the look on his face told you he was holding back some stupid sassy remark, your face told him the same thing. “well, since i’ve never heard of your kingdom before, it must be pretty far away. how long were you in the snow exactly?” changing the subject, nice move.

“like 2 hours. and yea, i’d say it’s pretty far. since your kingdom is literally the ice age and my kingdom is 5 feet away from the sun.” dark choco was probably going to say something about being offended, but you weren’t wrong. “what do you mean ‘5 feet away from the sun?’ i think everybody on earthbread would shrivel up if that was the case,” he sounded so confident in what he had just said, but you were going to ruin that. “it…it was a joke. pretty common joke in my kingdom, cause it’s hot as balls there.” dark choco apparently didn’t understand humor, which didn’t really surprise you. “ah, i see. so if you’re so far away from your kingdom, you must’ve been traveling for a long time,” he paused and observed you, pondering on what to say next.

“well,” he started talking again after fidgeting with the ends of his long hair, “depending on how you feel in the morning, we’ll get you back to your kingdom.” oh hell no, you were not staying here until morning. absolutely not. “what? why can’t we just go now? i’m already pretty warm,” you attempted to protest against the prince’s decision, but he wasn’t changing his mind. “you clearly aren’t used to such cold weather,” dark choco began to fidget with his hair again as he spoke, “you’ll freeze as soon as we head out. it’ll be slightly warmer during the day, and navigation will be easier.”

you hated that he was right, but you wouldn’t admit to that. “fine,” sighing, you just agreed to his plans. “alright, i’ll see you in the morning. goodnight.” dark choco left you alone in the unfamiliar room. weirdly, you felt…strange without his presence there. maybe it was because you couldn’t sleep in such a place. a place that was most likely a long way away from your comfortable kingdom. but hey, at least the blanket was really cozy.

…

“(Y/N)?” a voice, that you recognized from last night, spoke with a whisper tone. rather than responding, you just curled up further into the soft covers. your refusal to get up earned you an annoyed groan from dark choco. “i thought you wanted to go home,” his voice hinted that his patience was running thin. the mention of going home made you perk right up, “are we leaving now?” you resisted the urge to pump your fist in the air when dark choco nodded his head. “but, you’ll want to put this on first.” dark choco had what looked like a large coat slung over his shoulder. he handed it to you, “it’ll keep you from, y’know, freezing out there.” it seemed pretty high quality. the material on the inside was very fluffy, and it felt really soft against your skin. dark purple appeared to be the main color scheme, along with a few lighter shades of blue here and there. after you put it on, you gave him a nod, telling him you were ready. he opened the door for you, how nice.

snow was still falling from the sky, though a bit more gently compared to last night. “i stayed up a little late researching your kingdom. i was able to find a map!” dark choco seemed pretty proud of himself, which almost brought a smile to your face. “good, so we won’t get lost. i mean, i hope we won’t,” you awkwardly mumbled that last part quietly. “your kingdom seems interesting, by the way. maybe when we get there, i could look around?” his curiosity of your kingdom surprised you a little. most people tended to avoid your kingdom because of the heat. you shrug, “you probably won’t like the heat, but i guess.” dark choco just laughs, “i can handle anything!” “we’ll see about that.” more small talk started blooming between the two of you as you walked through the thick snow. maybe the prince wasn’t as bad as you originally thought.

[baekhvuns]

Your brother knows what's up... sad we will never get them on screen together 🥴 but I'm genuinely curious if any of the Teezers star in a drama soon. It's difficult cause Ateez is always up to something and I don't want their schedule to be too packed, but Actorteez 😭 They're pretty good at comedy, especially Jongho but I need something more serious from them. Let Seonghwa play a villain!

DO NOT try to distract me with the cat talk. I need to see the MILF idc!!! I'm also very much thinking about misunderstood villain Y/N 💔

Omg this is how I sound... https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1520653328706854912?t=sWggKMrdWJm9q5rkQqwBlg&s=19

Also did you see YunHwa demolish a potato tortilla with chopsticks and talk about adding ketchup to it??? I'm not Spanish but I was so offended, my boys, my guys uhhhh please do not... also what did Seonghwa look so hot for while doing that?! But I'm glad they tried some local food I feel like most idols eat cups of ramen and lots of Korean food only while going abroad, lmao. While trying Korean food prepared in different countries is cool gor sure, I wish some of them ate more varied stuff

I had some self-control and bought the DVD one, but I'm gonna buy or trade some of the benefits from the Blu Ray...

I also cannot believe I ordered a Cashbee card with pink Seonghwa's face on it 💀

And I'm thinking of buying a new binder for Hwa, it has to be pink 100%, this one is so cute 🍓 but it's so small 🤧

https://www.amazon.com/Fujifilm-Instax-Photocard-Sleeves-Pockets/dp/B09VB9TFV8

This one is better, but it won't fit 9 pockets sleeves

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Hfc24e95a0a154c2bbe8d76365dd2c9c2C.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp

Bandana Hwa is BB Hwa, my beloved stupid lil bitch boy so true 😭 I need to read that story again, cause it has one of my favourite Y/Ns

Hsysyushshgshahs when people ask me which is the safest borough in London I'm like "bestie I don't mean to break it to you..." sure the boring boroughs are better, but I saw some weird shit everywhere. Still nothing ever happened to me, plus I'm kinda used to sketchy and dangerous places.

Okay so people from Quebec are cancelled then wtf, I know the hijab ban is happening in France, like in court rooms, while playing sports etc, so not surprising Quebec is the same. Those white French motherfuckers 💀

Actually let me tell you about that friend cause I feel like some of my friends' relationship stories are straight out of a webtoon, lmao. She had a long-time Canadian boyfriend, nothing bad happened between them they just grew apart and weren't into having a long distance relationship. Then in Australia she met a younger guy, but was like "nah, he's too young and it's too soon" she was 28 and he was 23 at that time, but he was veeeeeery interested. Helped her loosen up a bit again... in many ways 😏 then the pandemic happened and it brought them even closer. They also work with animals together. Semi-MILF moment! It's like the opposite of my different friend who's dating a DILF 😅 I hate the d-word but we teasingly call him d*dd* and the worst thing is: he knows it 🤚🏻

Bestie and what about nerd Hwa I ask??? Look he's so cute and hot and looks so smart, my favourite lab partner 🤧 I'm suddenly craving university AU so bad...

https://twitter.com/MAS_43ver/status/1521410264444243968?t=bKtgb8s2nOvoUKgSXJkhew&s=19

- DV 💖

HI!!

Your brother knows what's up... sad we will never get them on screen together 🥴 but I'm genuinely curious if any of the Teezers star in a drama soon. It's difficult cause Ateez is always up to something and I don't want their schedule to be too packed, but Actorteez 😭 They're pretty good at comedy, especially Jongho but I need something more serious from them. Let Seonghwa play a villain!

he fr does 😭😭😭 he now asks me if they’re actually related somehow dbwbden YEAH SANHWA NEED TO PLAY VILLAIN ABSOLUTELY !!!!!!! i think yunho and jongho would do some great sitcoms,,,, wooyoung could do like the dream high type of dramas, yeosang with ceo fake ratings + mingi and hong for those variety shows where they travel and eat and busk omg

DO NOT try to distract me with the cat talk. I need to see the MILF idc!!! I'm also very much thinking about misunderstood villain Y/N 💔

NO BC THE CAT IS SO ADORABLE HIS TAIL COILS AROUND HWAS WRIST WHEN HWAS LAYING DOWN AND THE CAT JUST SLEEPS ON HIS HAND ????? 😭😭😭😭😭🤚🏼🤚🏼🤚🏼 look see, bodyguard hwa got two cats…. one is dumbles…the other i think u know ,,,,,, OH MISUNDERSTOOD VILLAIN ☺️☺️☺️☺️ WB HER ☺️☺️

Omg this is how I sound... https://twitter.com/avgcatboyliker/status/1520653328706854912?t=sWggKMrdWJm9q5rkQqwBlg&s=19

BRMQDHKW I GHOSTWROTE THAT TWEET 😭😭😭

Also did you see YunHwa demolish a potato tortilla with chopsticks and talk about adding ketchup to it??? I'm not Spanish but I was so offended, my boys, my guys uhhhh please do not... also what did Seonghwa look so hot for while doing that?! But I'm glad they tried some local food I feel like most idols eat cups of ramen and lots of Korean food only while going abroad, lmao. While trying Korean food prepared in different countries is cool gor sure, I wish some of them ate more varied stuff

BFMWHDKWHDKW THEIR ASIAN KEPT COMING OUT EATINF EVERYTHING WITH THE CHOPSTICKS 😭😭😭 no bc why did the black on black ensemble looks so 🤌🏼😮‍💨 HMMM I AGREE !!! i think most also eat at restaurants but in the end they just go find some noodles to eat which i hope r enough for the energy they put on stage dbdb

I had some self-control and bought the DVD one, but I'm gonna buy or trade some of the benefits from the Blu Ray...

OHO ☺️☺️☺️ UNDERCUT HWA HD <333 omg the pob’s sTOP I HOPE U GET ALL HWA’s

I also cannot believe I ordered a Cashbee card with pink Seonghwa's face on it 💀

….

And I'm thinking of buying a new binder for Hwa, it has to be pink 100%, this one is so cute 🍓 but it's so small 🤧 https://www.amazon.com/Fujifilm-Instax-Photocard-Sleeves-Pockets/dp/B09VB9TFV8 // This one is better, but it won't fit 9 pockets sleeves https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Hfc24e95a0a154c2bbe8d76365dd2c9c2C.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg_.webp

bEST FRIEND LOOK HERE https://www.etsy.com/ca/search?q=pc+binder+kpop&ref=auto-1

Bandana Hwa is BB Hwa, my beloved stupid lil bitch boy so true 😭 I need to read that story again, cause it has one of my favourite Y/Ns

LMFAOOOO STUPID LIL BITCH BOY 😭😭😭 HE WAS FR THE BEST NOY BUT ALSO 🔫 y/n truly <3 so good <3 bUT FOR ME THE YN OF GENERAL WAS 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Hsysyushshgshahs when people ask me which is the safest borough in London I'm like "bestie I don't mean to break it to you..." sure the boring boroughs are better, but I saw some weird shit everywhere. Still nothing ever happened to me, plus I'm kinda used to sketchy and dangerous places.

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 NAURRR london and also it’s problem with stabbing ppl is rly so 🔫🔫🔫 it’s so pretty but PPL FAMNDM GRRR

Okay so people from Quebec are cancelled then wtf, I know the hijab ban is happening in France, like in court rooms, while playing sports etc, so not surprising Quebec is the same. Those white French motherfuckers 💀

OH YEAH THEY BEEN CANCELED FOR AGESS it’s always the french ones too,,, tho some r nice most have racism and it’s 😭😭😭 like students get bullied and ppl outside quebec shut down their school’s websites and take them to the admins 😭😭😭

Actually let me tell you about that friend cause I feel like some of my friends' relationship stories are straight out of a webtoon, lmao. She had a long-time Canadian boyfriend, nothing bad happened between them they just grew apart and weren't into having a long distance relationship. Then in Australia she met a younger guy, but was like "nah, he's too young and it's too soon" she was 28 and he was 23 at that time, but he was veeeeeery interested. Helped her loosen up a bit again... in many ways 😏 then the pandemic happened and it brought them even closer. They also work with animals together. Semi-MILF moment! It's like the opposite of my different friend who's dating a DILF 😅 I hate the d-word but we teasingly call him d*dd* and the worst thing is: he knows it 🤚🏻

Helped her loosen up a bit again... in many ways 😏

HE KNOWS??? BRKWDHKWDHWKDHWK ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGER ONES, U ALWAYS NEED THE YOUNGER ONES TO SHOW U EVERYTHING IM SCRWMAIMFBFMWBDKWHDQKHDKWD THIS IS A FIC TBMWBDWKDHKWBDKWJDKW DOES HE TEASE U GUYS ABT IT STOPPPPFHWKHDK

Bestie and what about nerd Hwa I ask??? Look he's so cute and hot and looks so smart, my favourite lab partner 🤧 I'm suddenly craving university AU so bad... https://twitter.com/MAS_43ver/status/1521410264444243968?t=bKtgb8s2nOvoUKgSXJkhew&s=19

I HAVE A UNIVERSITY AU,,, do u rmr the long lost cliche as fuck plot where two ppl, opposites get paired up to take care of a fake kid <3 basketball player hwa x teachers pet reader and their fake kid they named differently, coming to u soon someday “the baby project” <3