#it seriously just didn't do shit. to be considered a legendary. it just is Kinda mysterious and Might have been born in a volcano

[front-facing-pokemon]

[tsuki-sennin]

Hail to the King, baby! Ohsama Sentai! Kingohger! ...or is it King Ohger? I'll tag it both just in case. It's a brand new Sentai, for a brand new tag!

"Rejoice O Swarming Evil! You're My King!"

I am immensely excited, so no more delaying.

Spoilers, I guess...

-Five Heroes, and their God.

-Well, the CG is certainly... better!

-I love the look of this planet.

-Tikyu, I believe? Might as well just call it Yarph.

-The Bugnarak are coming back!

-Pardon you?

-It's all very stylized and detailed, I appreciate that a lot.

-Shugoddam! A... very funny name, I hope it's not foreshadowing.

-Ahhhh, a festival~!

-I feel at home already.

-Lots and lotsa bug folk!

-A ceremony?

-The kings are comin'~!

-A whole roundtable, coming forth.

-Hello, you must be Lord Racules.

-I am honored to make your presence.

-This is Queen Himeno of Ishabana.

-Oh lord, that's so much shiny.

-I mean no offense, your majesty, but this is almost certainly going to be the most CG heavy Sentai season yet.

-Toufu! ...that might be the dumbest name for any of these kingdoms.

-Kaguragi Dybowski! ...I didn't realize Poland was a country Toei even knew existed.

-Ah yep, this one! Everyone was talking about them a hell of a lot.

-King and Chief Magistrate of Gokkan. Has so much GNC swag that it practically emanates off them.

-Thank you for this, Toei, seriously.

-Chief Justice Rita, I love you already.

-And of course Yanma-shachou. Cyberpunk himself.

-I might end up calling you Yanmega by accident, sorry in advance.

-Oh fuck, he lives in Peta, run my lord, they're gonna use your autism to lie about milk!

-Here they come. Royalty in a procession of CGI.

-Legendary Swords~!

-Considering how big and important it seems to be, I'm assuming Shugoddamn's also the center of the land's religion?

-That's pretty neat, kinda like the Theocracy of Allistel from Radiant Historia.

-Oh shit, real location!

-Sorry, I don't mean to harp on the CGI so much, it's honestly not bad at all, but goddamn.

-I suppose this was the blood price to pay for the demand of real suits for every ranger.

-Gira! King of Evil!

-Conquer the world!

-Oh come now Kogane-san, you gotta get into it!

-Oh fuck, taxes.

-Hmmm... I'm sensing a corrupt bureaucracy in our midst.

-Gira comin' in to commit a crime.

-Too cringe for Kogane-san.

-Yeah! Get fucked!

-Doing it for the people!

-Quite a good guy, this King of Evil.

-No more petty squabbles. Now is the time for unity.

-King Racles, offers is life for the people of the world.

-Oop.

-Seems like we've already broken down.

-"You need me. You need my power."

-Yeah, I don't trust you, Racles.

-Damn, Rita don't fuck around, do they?

-"I'm the top", yeah that's what they all say.

-Jururira?

-Sounds tasty.

-Oh fuck, here they come.

-The bad guy bugs!

-Big Daddy Desnarak.

-"Move out, my minions- I mean, my friends! Royal Arms!"

-Have to admit, the CG's at least growing on me a lot more than I expected it to.

-Kogane!

-Homegirl's dying!

-"The King... he'll protect us."

-...seems like that was an empty lie.

-Dickhead king.

-Jesus Christ, this man is heartless.

-"Once Emperor Desnarak's head rolls, Yanma Gust's and the people of N'Kosopa shall soon follow."

-Right, you're super evil.

-Hotdamn, Himeno's kicking serious ass.

-Everybody is, holy crap.

-Damn Toei, I see you.

-Hohohohohoho!

-Yanma's haxxor powers are no match for divine tradition.

-So that's why they pushed the whole King of Evil thing so hard.

-All the world shall be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.

-Gira! Conquer the world in the name of God and people!

-Big Bug!

-"HOW!?"

-Qua God!

-March for the King of Evil, my friends!

-Royal Arms!

-Oooooooh, I love the amber

-You Are The King!

-Kuwagon! Let's fly!

-Oh my lord

-Okay, that's cool

-Shugod!

-Right out the gate! Time to combine!

-God has descended!

-Hot damn, I'm enjoying this a lot.

-Oh God, where did the Spider Shot come from

-"Insignificant worm! Bow before your King!"

-Yeah, this is gonna be a fun ride.

-Thank you, Kuwagon.

-The kings

-"Bring the traitor's head to me, minions!"

-Headed to N'Kosopa!

-Oh shit, ad read.

-OH FUCK ACE

-Ohhhhh, this is the SHT bumper.

-Sorry, the subs I usually find omit these.

-That's pretty sick.

-Love how he brought Big Sis Tsumuri with him, that's cute.

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam

Act 6, page 7636-7642

KARKAT: SO YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTOOD WHAT SHE WAS SAYING WITH THAT EARSPLITTING MALARKEY?

KANAYA: Yes

KARKAT: WOW.

KARKAT: I GUESS WE REALLY DID SEND THE RIGHT PERSON THEN.

KARKAT: PLUS ONE USELESS TAG-ALONG, I GUESS TO BEAR WITNESS OR SOMETHING?

KARKAT: AND PROBABLY RECORD THE LEGENDARY CONVERSATION LIKE A SCRIBE, WITH HIS BENCHWARMER'S PEN INTO THE HALLOWED SCROLL OF THE SECOND BANANA.

KANAYA: What

KARKAT: EXCEPT I DIDN'T BRING MY PEN OR SCROLL, AND I DON'T SPEAK MONSTER SCREAMING.

KARKAT: SO MY TRANSCRIPT WOULD READ LIKE...

KARKAT: "MORE SHRILL NOISES, LIKE GOD PLAYING THE EDGE OF A GLASS INSIDE YOUR THINK PAN"

KARKAT: "MARYAM CONTINUES TO NOD ALONG"

KANAYA: We Talked About You

KARKAT: WHAT???

KARKAT: YOU DID

KARKAT: WHAT DID SHE SAY?

KANAYA: It Was A Short Conversation

KANAYA: The Entire Exchange Was Quite Brief And Straightforward Actually

KARKAT: NO, I KINDA GOT THAT.

KARKAT: EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A KEEN EAR FOR BEAST TWADDLE, I CAN STILL DETECT WHEN A CONVERSATION DOESN'T LAST FOR MUCH TIME.

KARKAT: I MEAN, DID SHE SAY WHAT SHE WANTED WITH ME?

KARKAT: OR WHAT SHE WANTS ME TO DO??

KANAYA: You Dont Have To Do Anything

KANAYA: And She Didnt Want Anything With You In Particular

KANAYA: She Just Wanted You Here

KARKAT: OK???

KARKAT: WELL, HERE I AM, QUEEN SNAKE!!!

KARKAT: SATISFIED?!

KANAYA: Yes

KANAYA: She Is Apparently

KARKAT: THEN WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHEN MY NAME CAME UP!

KANAYA: Now Is Probably Not The Right Time To Get Too Deep Into The Subject

KANAYA: But It Was Nothing Bad

KANAYA: To The Contrary Really

KARKAT: OK...

KARKAT: THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU?

KARKAT: WHY DID SHE WANT TO SEE YOU, KANAYA... CAN YOU AT LEAST TELL ME *SOMETHING* ABOUT THIS MADDENING EXCHANGE?

KANAYA: The Bottom Line Is The Meeting Has Served Its Purpose And Echidna Is Satisfied

KANAYA: She Will Release The Frog When The Time Comes

KANAYA: I Think Vriska Was Basically Right

KANAYA: She Wanted To Get A Look At Us

KANAYA: To Assess Our Worthiness

KANAYA: Before She Would Agree To Authorize The Conception Of Another Universe

KANAYA: It Would Seem That We Measured Up

KANAYA: Once Her Questions Were Answered

KARKAT: WHAT QUESTIONS?

KANAYA: Those Pertaining To How Her Universe Would Be Treated Once Occupied

KANAYA: And Whether We Intended To Take That Responsibility Seriously

KANAYA: By Following Through With The Duties We Have Fundamentally Tasked Ourselves With By Our Natural Inclinations

KANAYA: I Mean Us Specifically

KANAYA: You And I

KARKAT: DUTIES?

KARKAT: NATURAL INCLINATIONS?

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT.

KANAYA: Natural Inclinations I Think Just Means

KANAYA: Some Idea That Is Important To Us That Has Threaded Its Way Through Every Moment And Decision Of Our Lives

KANAYA: Even When Not Apparent

KANAYA: The Refrain Of Our Being Maybe You Could Call It

KANAYA: A Thing That Attracts And Inspires Us And Simultaneously Weighs On Us So Heavily We Are Never Sure What To Do

KANAYA: For Me It Is Procreation I Believe

KANAYA: And So Does She

KANAYA: Fighting For The Persistence Of Our People

KANAYA: I Guess You Could Say

KANAYA: Motherhood?

KARKAT: WHAT ABOUT ME THEN?

KANAYA: I Think

KANAYA: That Is For You To Say

KARKAT: I'M NOT SURE IT IS, REALLY.

KARKAT: IF I'M HEARING YOU RIGHT, WORTHINESS OF INHERITING THIS UNIVERSE HINGES ON WHETHER I CAN LIVE UP TO WHAT MY SHIT IS ABOUT, SO TO SPEAK.

KARKAT: BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY SHIT IS ABOUT.

KARKAT: I'D REALLY LIKE TO KNOW, ACTUALLY!

KARKAT: CONSIDERING IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU TOUCHED ON THAT SUBJECT WITH HER, EVEN IF ONLY BRIEFLY, THEN IT SOUNDS LIKE A CONVERSATION I WOULD HAVE BENEFITED FROM UNDERSTANDING.

KARKAT: REALLY, IF THERE WAS ONLY *ONE* CLANGOROUS CREATURE-SCREED I'D LIKED TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PARSE OVER MY LIFETIME, THIS WAS PROBABLY IT!!!

KANAYA: So

KANAYA: You Really Dont Have Even The Slightest Sense Of What You Stand For

KANAYA: Some Concept That Speaks To You In Some Way

KANAYA: Or Represents Ideals Important To You

KARKAT: I DUNNO

KARKAT: UHH

KARKAT: BLOOD?

KANAYA: Blood

KARKAT: NO, NOT BLOOD.

KARKAT: I MEAN, NOT REALLY. MAYBE.

KARKAT: HONESTLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS OR WHY I SAID IT.

KARKAT: EXCEPT THAT IT'S THE EASY ANSWER, JUST BECAUSE IT'S MY FUCKING ASPECT.

KANAYA: Well

KANAYA: Its A Topic I Can Get Behind

KANAYA: Do You Have Any

KARKAT: WHAT

KARKAT: YOU MEAN ASIDE FROM A SHITLOAD OF THE STUFF I CARRY AROUND IN MY VEINS ALL THE TIME?

KARKAT: NO, SORRY.

KANAYA: Oh

KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY BODY LIKE THAT WHILE DROOLING.

KANAYA: Whoops

KARKAT: BUT REALLY, I DON'T HAVE A CLUE WHAT MY ASPECT MEANS.

KARKAT: OR IF IT EVEN HAS ANY SUBSTANTIVE CORRELATION WITH "MY SHIT" PER WHATEVER ECHIDNA WAS GOING ON ABOUT.

KARKAT: HONESTLY THOUGH...

KARKAT: WHEN WE STARTED PLAYING THE GAME, AND LEARNING ABOUT ALL THE ASPECT STUFF AND WHO WAS WHAT

KARKAT: I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT MINE.

KARKAT: I WAS LIKE, WHAT? BLOOD?? FUCK YEAH!!!

KARKAT: THAT'S ME. THAT'S SO BADASS, AND I'M BADASS, SO YEAH, THAT CHECKS OUT.

KARKAT: AND EVEN THOUGH THE THING ABOUT BEING A BADASS WAS BULLSHIT, IT STILL JUST *FELT* RIGHT.

KARKAT: AND I THINK IT STILL DOES.

KANAYA: Thats Nice

KANAYA: I Think It Can Only Be Positive To Feel A Deep Affinity For Ones Aspect

KANAYA: Better Than Being At Odds With It

KANAYA: I Never Felt Like I Had Much To Do With Space

KANAYA: Until Eventually

KANAYA: I Somehow Came To Understand Space Meant More Than Just Space

KANAYA: Like Not Just

KANAYA: Physical Room And Dimension For Stars To Occupy

KANAYA: Its

KANAYA: Deeper Than That

KANAYA: A Field Related To Propagation

KANAYA: The Ones Who Create It

KANAYA: They Are Passing A Torch As It Were

KARKAT: YEAH, AT FIRST, I THOUGHT BLOOD JUST MEANT LIKE...

KARKAT: SOMETHING ABOUT BEING A WARRIOR! OR BEING COMPLETELY RUTHLESS TO ANYONE STANDING IN THE WAY OF VICTORY.

KARKAT: BUT AS MORE TIME PASSED

KARKAT: I REALIZED THERE WAS PROBABLY A LOT MORE TO IT.

KARKAT: AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND.

KARKAT: MAYBE I NEVER WILL.

KARKAT: BUT YOU KNOW

KARKAT: EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE THOSE IMMATURE VIEWS ON BEING A BIGSHOT ANYMORE

KARKAT: I STILL WANT TO FIGHT!

KANAYA: You Do

KARKAT: YEAH!

KARKAT: I MEAN NOT ANY OLD TIME LIKE SOME BELLIGERENT ASSHOLE, BUT WHEN EVERYTHING IS ON THE LINE, AND IT REALLY MATTERS.

KARKAT: LIKE NOW.

KARKAT: SO MAYBE I WASN'T TOO FAR OFF ON THAT PART OF MY ASPECT?

KARKAT: MAYBE IT DOES HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH LIKE THE "WARRIOR SPIRIT" SHIT EVEN IF YOUR BODY AND SKILLS CAN'T QUITE BACK THAT UP.

KANAYA: Could Be

KANAYA: It Could Also Be Theres More To Being A Warrior Than Engaging In Physical Combat

KARKAT: HMM

KARKAT: BUT SERIOUSLY, I STILL DO WANT TO HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS BATTLE SOMEHOW!

KANAYA: I Know You Do

KARKAT: LOOK, I COMPLETELY ADMIT. I'M SHIT.

KARKAT: I'M THE SHIT THEY RESERVE FOR THE SMELLIEST TOILET WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING ABILITY.

KARKAT: ALL THAT SMACK TALK BETWEEN ME AND VRISKA ABOUT MY USELESSNESS, THAT WASN'T EVEN SOME SNAPPY LITTLE FARCE, WHERE WE ALL RIDE KARKAT'S CROTCH BANDEAU FOR A LIVELY CHUCKLE.

KARKAT: IT WAS JUST SOME BASIC BOILERPLATE INTERLOCUTION THAT WAS EXACTLY ON THE FUCKING LEVEL.

KARKAT: I'M NOT A GOD TIER, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? NEITHER ARE YOU, AND NEITHER IS TEREZI.

KARKAT: BUT YOU'RE BOTH GREAT, AND DEADLY AS SHIT. IT'S NO EXCUSE.

KARKAT: I'VE NEVER BEEN ANY GOOD, AND IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO COME TO TERMS WITH HOW DELUDED I WAS ABOUT THAT.

KARKAT: THE ONLY REASON WE ENDED UP WINNING OUR GAME WAS THAT EVERYONE ELSE WAS ABLE TO PICK UP THE SLACK FOR ME.

KARKAT: PRETTY MUCH ALL I DID WAS SPEND A FEW WEEKS SHOUTING AT EVERYBODY.

KARKAT: I NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS BUT...

KARKAT: EVEN WHEN I BEAT MY DENIZEN

KARKAT: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I GOT THE ONE RESERVED FOR THE WEAKEST PLAYERS.

KARKAT: LIKE A SPECIAL ONE.

KARKAT: YOU KNOW HOW THERE'S THAT SUPPOSEDLY RARE ONE THAT ONLY REALLY STRONG PLAYERS GET... IT HAS SOME WEIRD FUCKING NAME.

KARKAT: I'M PRETTY SURE MINE WAS LIKE THAT. BUT JUST THE OPPOSITE.

KARKAT: REALLY, I NEVER SAID *ANYTHING* ABOUT THIS BECAUSE IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING, BUT

KARKAT: WHEN I GOT TO HIM, HE WAS... WEIRDLY SMALL??

KARKAT: LIKE JUST REALLY SMALL.

KARKAT: AND HE MUMBLES HIS CHOICE SHIT WHICH OF COURSE I COMPLETELY IGNORE, AND HE SEEMS TO KNOW I WILL.

KARKAT: I CAN HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE. HE KNOWS I WON'T CARE, HE CAN SENSE MY CONTEMPT, HE CAN SENSE HOW SMALL AND PITIFUL I FEEL, AND BECAUSE HE'S LIKE ALL KNOWING AND SHIT, HE'S *FACTORED THIS IN*.

KARKAT: ON SOME LEVEL, I THINK I UNDERSTOOD ALL THIS, AND IT JUST MADE ME FURIOUS.

KARKAT: SO I KILLED HIM.

KARKAT: AND IT WAS TOO EASY. EVEN FOR ME, IT WAS EASY.

KARKAT: I REMEMBER THINKING "WHAT THE FUCK?" AFTER THE FINAL BLOW.

KARKAT: SO YEAH, I'VE BEEN PRETTY SURE I GOT THE "TRAINING DENIZEN" EVER SINCE. IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF ADMITTING IT TO MYSELF.

KARKAT: ACTUALLY, AS DUMB AS IT SOUNDS...

KARKAT: I THINK I'M *STILL* NOT COMFORTABLE WITH PEOPLE KNOWING THAT FACT. IT STILL FEELS HUMILIATING.

KARKAT: WOULD YOU MIND NOT TELLING ANYONE, KANAYA?

KANAYA: Ill Stay Quiet

KARKAT: BUT YEAH, MY UTTERLY TRAGIC LAMENESS ATTRIBUTE NOTWITHSTANDING, I'D STILL LIKE TO CONTRIBUTE.

KARKAT: I KNOW IT WON'T COUNT FOR MUCH.

KARKAT: I MIGHT EVEN GET IN THE WAY OF SOMEBODY COMPETENT.

KARKAT: BUT IT MATTERS TO ME, TO PUT EVERYTHING ON THE LINE, FOR ALL THE RIGHT REASONS THIS TIME.

KARKAT: NOT TO PROVE I'M STRONG OR AWESOME OR ANYTHING.

KARKAT: THE OPPOSITE REALLY... TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE KNOWING PERFECTLY WELL I'M NOT.

KARKAT: I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO EARN THE RIGHT TO INHERIT THIS UNIVERSE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

KARKAT: NOT JUST GET DRAGGED INTO IT ON THE LOOSE FABRIC OF EVERYONE'S FUCKING PAJAMAS.

KARKAT: IT ALSO FEELS IMPORTANT TO JUST

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW

KARKAT: STAND THERE WITH MY FRIENDS.

KARKAT: THEY'RE RISKING THEIR LIVES, AND THEY MAY BE MORE SUPERNATURALLY RESILIENT OR WHATEVER, BUT HEY.

KARKAT: I SHOULD BE RISKING MINE TOO.

KARKAT: TO AT LEAST SHOW I'M THERE WITH THEM.

KARKAT: AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE A MOMENT WILL PRESENT ITSELF...

KARKAT: WHERE I CAN DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

KARKAT: LIKE NUDGE SOMEONE OUT OF THE WAY OF A RANDOM FLAMING FUCKBALL JUST IN TIME.

KARKAT: OR SOME OTHER SMALL THING ACTUALLY WITHIN MY ABILITY.

KARKAT: MAYBE I'LL DIE IN THE PROCESS OF SAVING SOMEONE MORE CRUCIAL TO VICTORY?

KARKAT: IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A PART OF THIS, SO BE IT.

KARKAT: I'M IN.

KANAYA: Thats Why Youre Our Leader Karkat

KARKAT: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING LEADER!!!

KANAYA: Statements Like That Are Also Why Youre Our Leader

KARKAT: NO, I DON'T ACCEPT THAT.

KANAYA: You Have To

KARKAT: WHAT

KARKAT: WHY?!

KARKAT: NO I DON'T.

KARKAT: LOOK, WE *JUST* ESTABLISHED THIS BACK ON THE PAD.

KARKAT: I'M NOT A LEADER ANYMORE. END OF STORY.

KANAYA: That Isnt What Echidna Said

KARKAT: ??????

KANAYA: It Was Part Of The Deal

KARKAT: WHAT?

KARKAT: WHAT DEAL.

KANAYA: The Choice She Gave Me

KANAYA: It Was Straightforward Like I Said

KANAYA: Seeing Us Was Mostly A Formality

KANAYA: She Was Perfectly Willing To Release The Frog

KANAYA: But There Was One Small Thing I Had To Agree To First

KARKAT: WHAT??

KANAYA: To Protect You

KARKAT: .........?!

KANAYA: In Addition To Living Up To The Things I Supposedly Stand For As Well

KANAYA: The Resurrection Of Our People

KANAYA: But Once I Did That

KANAYA: She Made It Clear

KANAYA: Theyd Need Guidance

KANAYA: She Didnt Seem Happy With The Idea Of Her Universe Being Stricken With Another Race Of Lost Trolls

KANAYA: Maybe She Feels You Are The Best Chance Wed Have At Preventing That

KARKAT: ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING?

KANAYA: Not At The Moment

KARKAT: HAHAHAHAHA!

KARKAT: THESE DENIZENS ARE FULL OF SURPRISES AREN'T THEY.

KARKAT: OK, COOL! WHATEVER YOU SAY ECHIDNA!

KARKAT: IT'S PROBABLY A LOAD OF SHIT, BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL.

KARKAT: AT LEAST "PROTECTING ME" SHOULD BE A PRETTY EASY PROMISE TO LIVE UP TO, RIGHT?

KANAYA: Id Hope So

KARKAT: SURE IT IS.

KARKAT: WHEN I HEAD OUT TO BATTLE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STICK NEAR ME, AND DO YOUR BEST TO PROVIDE ME COVER.

KARKAT: I THINK AS LONG AS YOU'RE GIVING YOUR BEST EFFORT, YOU'RE TECHNICALLY KEEPING YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN.

KANAYA: That Would Be One Way Of Handling It

KARKAT: GREAT.

KARKAT: IT'S SETTLED THEN.

KARKAT: NOW LET'S GET OUT OF THIS STUFFY CAVE AND GET PSYCHED FOR BATTLE!

KARKAT: MAN, THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT. I CAN'T WAIT TO DUST THE OLD SICKLE OFF!

KARKAT: WHICH ONE TO USE, THOUGH... HOMES SMELL YA LATER? PROBABLY LACKING IN COMBAT STATS, BUT IT'S HARD TO SAY NO TO A CLASSIC.

KARKAT: THIS WAY KANAYA!!!

KANAYA: Dont Worry

KANAYA: Ill Meet You Out There

KANAYA: Once Its All Over

KARKAT: HUH?

KARKAT: OOF

[parallel-selfs]

Ghost Bride

Followed Mewshi Q's playthrough.

"But you were rather do this than have Vil lecture you, right?"

Fighting ghosts with a broom.

They just grab her arms and throws her out. "Hey! What the hell?!"

"Time of year? This is a normal thing that happens yearly?"

Glares at Crowley.

"Crowley, we're in the middle of the training camp for the VDC, what was the point of it if we're staying at Pomefiore anyway?"

"Kidnapped?"

Idia just got jumped.

Fist fights ghosts.

Feels weird at Azul being concerned for her.

"Crowley, even if she had unrealistic standards, the fact a student can die if she sees him as her prince should have been enough of a reason to do something before it gotten to this point."

"Damn."

"Crowley, the news would be getting on your ass, not theirs, considering you're the headmage. Why does your students have to save a classmate when it's your job to protect your students from situations like this?"

"Rook, what the heck..."

... How old are you?

"That's kinda messed up..."

Oh, honey.

"Floyd, stop bullying Riddle."

Winces at the yelling.

"Oh damn. I didn't expect a slap." "I mean, if you randomly start singing, I doubt anyone would join you."

"He got slapped because he doesn't have a dog. Damn."

"Say what?"

"You can totally rescue someone without a sword."

"He deserved that."

"Trey, come on..."

"He didn't stand a chance."

Sighs in disappointment.

Team tall?

"Now what?"

Alice thinks to herself. "You know what, I'm coming with. I'm curious about something."

"-if it slapped them in the face." [Charmer]

The boys are now pissed off for a different reason.

Huh, he looks nice. Though, why is he on a stand?

>:/ Idia, they were trying to help you.

Aw shit.

"Oh! That young woman can be my bridesmaid. She can help me get ready."

"Uh, my apologies, Your Highness. I unfortunately have to meet up with companions of mine for private arrangements. But I will return before the wedding."

"Aw, okay, I promise to save a spot for you. Please remember to dress your very better before your arrival."

"Of course, Your Highness."

"Of course you're the only one on this campus who can woo the ghost bride." -Ace

Waits under the tree as Crowley runs around the school for anyone who can rizz.

"Out of the question. You didn't even participate in the croquet tournament yesterday, Ace." -Riddle

Riddle played you, Ace.

"I doubt I can be any help, plus you have Rook so you don't need me." "Ortho, I'm not going to be any help." "Are you kidding me?" "Fine."

Crowley hands her the suit. "I believe this suitor suit will look perfect on you, Miss Winter. Go change in the backroom."

"What? Why am I changing clothes? I'm a woman, she wants a prince."

"Yeah, but you were the only one able to rizz the princess. Beside, you need to wear something nice as the bridesmaid or else you'll get slapped too." -Ace

"Fair enough."

"You look like Cater with your hair up like that."

"I wish you guys the better of luck."

"Good thinking, Epel. And Ace, she slapped Jack for not having a legendary sword, does any prince have a legendary sword?"

Do any of us need to be here? (At hearing Rook's proposal)

Damn, Rook.

Places a hand on Riddle's shoulder. "Riddle, calm down."

"Enough talk, we gotta fight our way through now."

"We have to go."

Rook, what is wrong with you?

"Come on, guys!"

"He can handle them."

"So you're going to let her kill a random guy just to fulfill a dream instead of actually finding a husband."

"She's forcing Idia to marry her."

Alice is dragging them instead of rolling them.

"Seriously?"

"How is everyone's cheek?"

Winces at yelling again.

Sneaks over to the cake and takes a slice.