#it rhymes idk this is the funniest thing in the world to me

[fish-nailed-to-a-cross]

Name soundalike found

[applecherryandpears]

Noel on Sara in 2003:

'I have got a girlfriend at the moment.' Will he say who? 'Nope. Nope. It's one of those things... It's just when it's in the papers for other people to see, it demeans it. She's fantastic, she's gorgeous, she's the funniest person I know, but it's not for public consumption. She's mine, she belongs to me.'

Idk but to me he seems to have done some major transfer from his relationship with Liam to Sara around the time they fell apart in early 00. It's literally how he used to talk about Liam, he wanted to hurt him (back I know) so bad. Or maybe « teach him a lesson » as he puts it.

In the same interview the journalist view on Noel btw :

"Poor Noel. There he is, joined at the hip in sibling rivalry-cum-dependence-cum-love, struggling with demons he'd rather not confront, and unable to write words to the 20-odd melodies and arrangements he's got ready. He can't write because he won't write for himself - he wants to write for Oasis, and Oasis, for him, means writing for Liam. He wants to write as he did when he was young and 'desperate' and the only way out of Manchester was rock 'n' roll stardom. But he's got that now, and a daughter he adores, and a house in the country, and he is, in truth, in early middle-age."

And Noel who implied he stopped writing from the heart during this period :

A song written by Liam - 'Songbird', a simple, affecting, nursery-rhyme-like love song. It is, you sense, from the heart - a part of the body Noel doesn't, in his song-writing, much visit these days. 'I don't', he says, a little shiftily, 'like to write achingly personal songs.'

As if!

And they were good songs - like "Live Forever", "Slide Away", "Rock 'n' Roll Star". And at that point I was really livin' it - you know, we were in the back of a transit van, goin' up and down motorways, and we were being a proper, working band. And I think that's probably why people hold that album up as the one - and probably why I do - because I meant every word I was writing. I did want to live forever, and I did want to be a rock 'n' roll star. All those lyrics are fantastic because they're honest. Whereas now it's like private jets, good hotels, nice restaurants, da da da. You become more insulated so you make stuff up, and it becomes more abstract. Less personal.'

Like, he conveniently completely eclipses he meant every word of Slide Away.

And Liam stopped singing Wonderwall it seems:

There have, notoriously, been numerous Oasis implosions since, and Noel has walked out while on tour more than once. 'Yes, well, technically we've broken up quite a lot, but it's never felt like that. Because the band's too important to me - it's what I do. At 35, now, to leave Oasis would be like getting a new girlfriend - it's like I couldn't be arsed, dating. Another band - rehearsals would be like going out for dinner, getting to know people. I can't be bothered to do that. Because the best gig in the world is being me, in Oasis. Because you get to do backing vocals and you get to give a bit of lip between the songs [in Brighton, for instance, in December, wishing that some of the audience die of hypothermia], and I get to sing the two biggest songs of the night, 'Don't Look Back in Anger' and 'Wonderwall'. So I think I'll stick with what I know, thank you very much.'

Liam on Noel a month later: "We're not mates. We just don't feel like it. We get on better when we don't see each other and don't speak to each other so let's not be mates!"

[royallygray]

stalked my own bookmarks for this lol

believing in the country of me and you by remrose [E, 10k, 1/1] idk your policy on shipping or nsfw but this is a scarian fic with some smut at some points. it's so heartbreaking and it is a fic that I tend to reread every two weeks or so because it's just so insanely good. the entire series (fireworks exploding in the distance) is just god tier and I cannot with it I love it so much. I named one of my AO3 pseuds after this fic. It explores Grian's issues really well. And it uses repetitive language to tell the story and I just. wjrjwkadhakbnaa. oh yeah also it's mostly canon compliant

closer to another shore by remrose [T, 56k, 15/15] This is again a scarian fic by the same author. Scar and Grian are exes, but Scar has to do this Vex dating ritual thingy that is required and he's really not comfortable doing it with anyone but it's required to appease the council (bastards). So Grian offers and Scar takes him up on it. They figure out more about themselves, how they knew/know each other, and just. they figure some things out. OH ALSO SCAR AND CUB BROTHERS AND THATS ACTUALLY THE BEST PART OF THIS FIC CUB IS AMAZING AND JUST. AGHHH I was there when this was coming out I love it so so so much. You can probably read my frantic comments on this fic lol

this is the death of beauty by weareallstardustfallen [T, 6.6k, 2/2] canon compliant. flower husbands. after session 7, Scott goes to Dogwarts to get Jimmys body. my note on my bookmark is "I feel like I’m crying but tears are not falling down my face" so do with that what you will

stuck in a lonely loop by atomicpixiedust [T, 7.8k, 1/1] sobbing screaming. this is a mumbo and Grian fic in the same world as closer to another shore and it is. one of the funniest lines (either in this fic or this one) that Mumbo is trans and he named himself Mumbo to rhyme with his last name and I died there

Wake the Dead by Kiki_the_kiwi [M, 62.6k, 10/10] I FOUND THE OTHER GOD TIER ONE. I have such a soft spot for time loops it's not even funny. I would marry this fic. Lim Life centered. Martyn centric. It throws you in the first chapter with Scott pov (I got rly excited about this and then the rest was Martyn and I was slightly disappointed but ultimately I love this) and then. minor spoilers bc it literally happens in the first chapter. Scott dies. And then you get yeeted into Martyn's pov and you get to watch as he tries to figure out what to do bc he's the only one that remembers the loop. :)

Chickenman, Hold My Hand by crystalrainwing [M, 30k, 5/5] desert duo. Scar is the menace-iest menace to ever menace. Found family by committing crimes. needst I say more. quite chaotic

Through the Sky-Blue Cracks by Amethystfairy1 [T, a series, 464k, 58/?] okay my brain is dissolving it's 1am but this is important. so. this is a superhero AU (Hotguy/cute guy) and it uses hybrid discrimination to tell half the story. and it's super cool. just. super cool. recommend. ALSO FLOWER HUSBANDS IS SO CUTE IN THIS. THEYRE SO CUTE AND SO AWKWARD AND JUST. I AM NOT NORMAL ABT THEM. it also has scarian and also some other ships and also there's a REALLY lovely soup group episode. I say episode. its a fic

bfop au by @insomnya777 it's superhero smalletho. and gem. rip Joel he's not having a good time. Joel and Etho are complicated af and just. stuff happens. I'm so sorry I am not doing this fic justice. literally cannot believe this god of an author is my moot but y'know. Joel is villain, Etho hero. enemies flirt but ooooh they actually care omg ~problems~

anyways I gotta sleep now so my brain works again

you know what I haven’t seen going around in a while, and could use some of myself? fic recs! so, consider this both a rec and a self-promo post: recommend some fics to me in the reblogs and I’ll reblog your recs! in general, try to include both a summary and why you’re reccing it (whether it’s a self-promo or someone else’s), and let’s get some eyes on fics!

[bi-bobbysoxxers]

Heyy y'all! I was tagged by @meiyanaalexia Thanks for the tag, fam!

Rules: List ten of your fave female characters from your ten fave fandoms and then tag 10 other ppl!

This list is by no means comprehensive or a ranked list, as i think all my fave characters are equally bad betches, in their own right xD alright let's get to it!

-Tamari and Lady Tsunade (Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

Tamari's one of the more cool, levelheaded female side characters in naruto and idk, she's very much Gaara and Kankuro's rock, and idk, i like that. I view her as a very strong female character, and i think she carries a lot of badass masculine energy. Plus she's a badass fighter as well. (((And she's hot but that's beside the point lol))) I like Lady Tsunade a lot, but i admit, i wasnt a fan of her at first. But now that I'm seeing her character unfold in Shippuden, I like her a lot. I like the concept that she's kiind of a grouchy, reluctant leader of the leaf village, cause that makes her seem like a very reliable leader, in a way. I think she's hella underrated as a strong character, tbh. Plus i like that she's a healing ninja, cause it seems so opposite to her outward personality. The more i watch naruto the more i'm really liking more of their female characters, tbh.

Quotes!

Tamari: "Sharpen your karma at sunset."

Tsunade: "People become stronger because they have things they cannot forget. That's what you call growth."

-Lucy and Kiyoko (Bungou Stray Dogs)

oh wow, uh, not gonna lie, i really like this anime more for most of the male characters, but Lucy and Kiyoko have alswas been in my faves list. I didnt really understand Lucy's character in season one but as the plot thickens, so does her issues with wanting to morally become a better person, but still being fairly new to learning to become selfless. I think a lot of people can relate to her because she can be fairly emotionally erratic, and she struggles with the whole "forgiveness thing." But later on you see that all she really wanted was a true family and friends that value her. And i think that's something we all want, deep down. Also, her powers are highly unnderrated and badass and i love how she is slowly becoming a protector for ppl like Atsushi, which really shows her growth as a character.

I also put Kiyoko on this list because i think she is equally as good of a female character as Lucy is, but for dif reasons. I loveeee the whole concept of "initially bad" characters soon wanting to become good. There's a simplicity in her character that i think models Atsushi's in a way, i mean they're both damaged, but both yearn to do good and make a comeback with the chances they've been given in life. If Lucy was a Tarot Card she would be the Fool. I also love how steadfast she is in her newfound family and how much she believes in everyone in the ADA now. It's very wholesome and pure :3 also i love her and Atsushi's relationship, it kinda reminds me of me and my BFF's ride or die relationship, lol.

Lucy: "Make sure you survive...Then come back for me. I'll be waiting."

Kiyoko: "I saw a bright world. I cannot go back to a time when I didn't know such a thing existed."

-Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)

Ugh, there's so many things about this character that I have always loved and adored. Her character design, her quiet whimsical weirdness. Her determined loyalty to the people that accept her. Her lovely simple wisdom, at times. Like Harry said, Luna is just "...coooll." She kinda reminds me of me when I was a teenager but way cooler lol.

Luna: "My mum always said things we lose have a way of coming back to us, in the end."

-Lara Croft (Tomb Raider movies and videogames)

Laura is....a simple character by design. If anything, the plotlines and video game design of the Tomb Raider franchise are way more intricate. And yeah...there's her misogynistic character design (Note: the impossibly snatched waist and bOoBiEs in earlier games.)

BUT. I still stan her for a multitude of reasons. Growing up, there were may more princess characters than female warrior characters and ya know, I'm really glad I was exposed to Lara Croft movies and the Tomb Raider: Legend video games as a kid. I think Laura taught me that you can definitely embrace your feminine side and still be a badass and follow your dreams. Even now, after me finally figuring out i'm not cis, i know, that she's still an icon for most kids out there. And for me too. She was a symbol of bravery, intelligence, as well as still being a character of emotional depth, grieving the loss of her parents while vowing to continue to do what she loved, which is exploring. Cultural and moral problems with her character aside, i still find both her and her stories very inspirational, both as a bigender queer person, and as a designer.

Laura Quotes: "The line between our myths and truth is fragile and blurry."

"The extraordinary is in what we do, not who we are."

-Scorpia (She-Ra)

Oh wow, i could go on for days about how much i love thus character. If you're queer or fun in any capacity you've probably watched the final season fo She-Ra by now and spoilers aside, i just love the journey this character went on from start to finish. Scorpia is so genuine and nice, and sometimes that puts her in situations where she has to make hard decisions. And idk, those decisions just made that character so much better for me. On a lighter note, Scorpia is great queer rep, especially for butch lesbians, lesbians, trans ppl, androg ppl, and gender nonconforming ppl. She's always said things that have resonated with me as a queer person and aside from that, she's a very excitable and fun character. She just excudes so much curiosity and joy that you really can't help but like her, lol.

Scorpia: "I am brave, strong, loyal, and i give great hugs!"

-Sypha (Castlevania)

Altho I personally don't view Sypha as a cis woman, (I see her as nonbinary or agender), I think the way characters treat her in the show is indicative that in that period, they view her as a woman. So i figured I could put her on this list as well lol. Anyways, uhhh wow, Sypha is great, there's so much I love about her that it's hard to put into words. I love that she regards herself as a "scholar" of magic, but still views herself as a heretic, I just find it pretty funny and very sexy of her lol. Aside from that, I think Sypha is a great character who always seeks out logic where there usually ends up being none. I love her cheeky remarks to both Alucard and Trevor, and I love her can-do attitude. At the end of the day, she's one of those characters you love just for her great energy she carries for herself within the show. There's really no rhyme or reason to her, she just, is. She subverts many female mage character tropes as well, being a natural badass. Also her god jokes are so damn funny.

Sypha: "See?? God hates me!?

-Aunt Sarah (Derry Girls)

Okay first of all, if you havent seen Derry girls, pleaseeee watch it, holy shit it's the funniest show i've seen in a longass time. Second of all, my friend and I are still going thru the show, but Ajnt Sarah has started to become one of my favorite characters. She's one of those very aloof characters that you kinda ignore at first but then her character just has these amazing one liners and she really grows on you. Also she is very caring about her family and she's cute as hell???? I'm sorry but like her aesthetic is just on fuckin point, like??? Go off babe?? Anyways yeah she's cute.

No quotes for her since that might ruin some of the better punchlines if you end up watching the show lol.

-Marga (Cable Girls)

Yeah, if you want a really good 1920's drama that focuses on women, go give Cable Girls a try! It is very poetic in its direction lol. Anyways, Marga is one of the "new girls" at the beginning of the show and she is just, so earnest, and genuine, and pure. And I love her. She's very nice to the other girls working and she's got some great one liners. She's that timid, cute character that slowy comes out of her shell throughout the show lol.

-Kiki and Sheeta (Studio Ghibli)

I loveee Studio Ghibli films, and one of my two fave films of Miyazaki are Kiki's Delivery Service and my ultimate fave, Castle in the Sky. I adore Kiki as a character because she is your quintessential cute witch, and her journey with finding and grasping her full powers are very relevant to me, and my journey with upholding my creativity as a designer. As well as being a great movie with a great lessom for all artists, Kiki is a very passionate and genuine character, who's resilency has inspired me in hard times. I love her relationship that she has with other ppl as nd creatures, especially with her cat Gigi. She's cute, i love her lots.

Sheeta, I love for different reasons. Sheeta is one of those rare instances where a quiet protagonist, really works. I love her calm and humble, yet powerful energy surrounding her. I love her background, and how there has always beem magic inside of her, even if she's not a practicing witch. She is so very humble and a very introspective character. There's not a lot of female protagonists quite like her. Plus she's adorable as well, lol.

-Aunt Hilda, Zelda, Prudence, and Lilith (CHAOS)

I'm not gonna get into super specifics since i love all these characters equally, but I will say that all these characters absolutely MADE this series for me. I personally found Sabrina's character very annoying and slightly egotistical (i mean she's allowed to be i suppose,lol) but these characters were just so much fun!

I love Aunt Hilda for her soft personality and great revenge comebacks. I love Prudence for her aesthetic, character design, and amazing characrer development throughout the series. I love Lilith, for being both a BAMF and. MILF, lolz. And finally, i absolutely adore Zelda's character, for being so poised, calculating, blunt, and yet so very badass and loveable xD I love everything about her character, tbh.

There's so many good quotes from each character, so just watch the show, lol.

Andddd i think that's it! Sorry this was super long, I wanted to state my reasoms for why these characters were on the list, lol. Hope you liked some of my character analysis, feel free to screech with me about shows anytime lol. I'd love more good show recs!

You def don't have to go as hard as I did on this but I tag:

@heathen-beast @iquotetheravennevermore @sweet-communist @gardiewithyou @sawayakakuns @shortlady72 @thatonegirluniverse @thatlowkeyhipster @letting-and-living @beauxxxtifullies @catastrafey

Anyone else can participate if they feel like it! Have fun lol. Let's love our great women characters lol.

[yourghastlycloseness]

since the diagnosis, ive been watching videos of people with bipolar talk about their lives with it. it actually feels like there’s finally a group of ppl who understand what it is to go up and down and up and down and UP AND DOWN AND UP UP UP UP UP AND DOOWWWWWNNNN in life lol

spending has been a very big problem for me lately. ive been spending a lot more than i earn. my savings account hasn’t moved since last august, i think. impulsive spending seems to be a problem a lot of bipolar individuals have

my problem is i cant tell if im in a depressive state or in a hypomanic (?) state right now. it feels like both at the same time. maybe neither. ? this morning i was all sad and shrunken up. spent money seeing doctors. spent more money on nice food. came home, cried. wanted to die. took a nap on the sofa. woke up, thought: what the fuck, if the world wants to hand me shit, i will take it. now im back to just wanting to punch through shit and check off items on my work to-do list as fast as possible and achieve the things i have in mind for the future and having a lot of love for people and my dog

idk. is this rly bipolar? wtf is this?

anyway here’s the video for future ref. always been skeptical af of this channel but well well well here we are. i relate more to the bipolar guy than the bipolar girl they interviewed, even though the guy is BD 1 and the girl is BD 2 (what i have)

k so the funniest thing was him talking about getting angry at a tiktok video lmao and ppl being like “it’s just a video” and him being all “no this video is the root of all evil”

it’s me everytime i hear shit lyrics in a song that comes on the radio or on someone’s spotify and i just won’t be able to stop ranting about it and suggesting lyrical substitutes because we shd not stand for shit lyrics, they can straight up ruin a whole song, im thinking blackpink’s lovesick girls “no doctor could help when im lovesick” wld be better to replace “lovesick” with “lost” or something that’s a single syllable and ava max’s “do you ever feel like an outcast? you don’t have to fit into the format“ do you get it? the word “format” RUINS the flow of the song because it’s such an ugly lazy half-rhyme with outcast; stress on the word format goes formAT whereas it’s OUTcast get it? to stress on different parts of the word sometimes spoils a rhyme and when you spoil a rhyme you can spoil a tune. anw when i say shit like this it tires the fuck out of people around me who are always like “it’s just a song” lmao

THIS GUY GETS IT

[shippythesheep]

A big thank you to @ami-v-dragnire​ for passing on the 11 questions thingy to me! K so i gotta answer these questions, make 11 more on my own, and tag someone. Alrighty then!

What’s the last book you’ve read?

Jane Eyre.

If you could be anything in the world, anything, what would you be?

idk probably a breakfast burrito man those things are delicious.

Hogwarts house?

According to a buzzfeed quiz, Gryffindor.

Most hated season/weather event?

Summer. Mainly for the fact that it is WAYYY too hot and sunburns.

Favorite fairy tale and/or nursery rhyme?

Don't really have a favorite, but if I had to choose, I'd probably go with Rapunzel.

Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner?

Breakfast at lunch and dinner.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Considering I arrive late to almost everything, I'm gonna have to go with teleportation on this one.

What’s an ideal gift for yourself?

Either food or art supplies that I like.

What utensil/piece of cutlery do you use to eat rice?

Most of the time I use forks, but because there's more spoons than forks, I use spoons as well.

Favourite/lucky number/s?

Now that I think of it, my favorite number would have to be 2. It's just so nice and even and as my old math teacher would put it, "It's a pretty number."

What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen all day?

Probably that "I can't believe you've done this" vine.

Alrighty then! Now that that's done here are 11 questions for the next chosen ones:

Is cereal soup?

Coke or Pepsi?

Favorite holiday?

If you could visit any fictional world, which one would you go to?

What's the weirdest situation you've walked into?

How do you feel about puns?

If you had to eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would you eat?

What's your biggest pet peeve?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

What's the best joke you have ever heard?

I shall pass this on to the chosen ones: @lunaplier​, @hetaliaandother​, @kingarthur-kirkland​