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#it may end up being turkish propaganda idk but it is at least aesthetically pleasing
calandrinon · 1 year
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Me: let us watch this Rise of Empires show
Me: we can start at season 2
Mehmed: I just don't understand why *some* people aren't respecting me even after I conquered Constantinople in season 1.
Mehmed: I mean, Vlad was a hostage in my dad's court for years, we're basically brothers.
Mehmed: Why isn't he giving me all the cool stuff from Wallachia?
Vlad: Țara Românească, bitches!
Vlad: *impales the corrupt boyars*
Vlad: *nails the turkish emissaries' hats on*
Vlad: *slays in at least two senses of the word*
Vlad: Who else wants some?
Me: 😍😍😍
(no spoilers please I won't have time to see episode 2 for days)
So now I gotta do research to find out how accurate it all is but my starting position is that Vlad did nothing wrong in episode 1 and probably ever
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