#it just makes my heart auguhghhghg

[aka-indulgence]

(This thing I just thought of that would be good as a comic but I’m just gonna write it out dhjf)

Sans tells you he’s gonna teach you how to go through an encounter

You go :OOOO “Yes please!!”

He starts the encounter. “Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans” plays in the background.

teaches you how to act (you use it to joke or flirt or hug, etc.)

“heheheh, thanks. look out, it’s my turn, you need to learn how to dodge my attacks, ‘kay?”

You get really pumped for it, your soul’s in encounter mode, you see Sans materialize something…

… and then a single.. tiny bone… drags over the floor to you. You basically just step out of the way.

“whoa you did so good! ok that’s all for the lesson.”

“…. Wait that’s it?”

*Sans is sparing you.

“Wait… no that can’t be real, give me something tougher! You told me you’re going to teach me to dodge right?”

He’s yawning. “i mean sure, but we’re just going to prolong the encounter, no one’s gonna attack you. we’re on the surface and i’m not gonna let some stranger pull you into an encounter.”

“Just, give me something more threatening!”

“ok… here goes,”

He sends two tiny bones at you. You dodge the first one and then purposefully put your feet on the second one. -1HP.

“hey that’s ok. i can heal that up for you,”

“Sans that was a tap, I’ll live.”

*Sans heals you.

He yawns again.

“ok that’s all my energy for the day, spare me and lets go home.”

“M….. o…kay.”

*You spare Sans. And the encounter ends.