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erasurehero Ā· 1 year ago
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bnha au where everything is the same except hawks is called honks and he has goose wings
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backinotomehell Ā· 1 month ago
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Got an ear infection , medication and a wild imagination here are the IkePri men as very Australian things
Jin 100% is former prime minister Bob Hawke sculling a beer for the nation also just Australian drinking culture in general, that man would do a shoey if hyped up enough.
Chevalier walking like a vanilla slice I could just devour
Clavis is the national reading and writing hotline (1 3 double 0! 6 triple fiveeeeee 0 6)
Leonā€™s Vegemite coded. Dude is literally a walking jar of Vegemite. If Iā€™m gonna be a little nicer heā€™s a really decent slice of Vegemite on toast.
Yves excuse moiii is Kath and Kim. No I will not expand further.
Licht the Great Emu War (heā€™s the emus)
Nokto is the popular boy who can run fast in primary school. (I wanna note autocorrect switched Nokto to Bokuto and I nearly cried laughing)
Luke gives me stealing Mephisto (German tank) during WW1 and also H20 just add water. Very different things I will admit. Itā€™s like after you know him vs before you know him. Yknow?
Sariel stands by no hat no play
Rio has gotta be healthy Harold. Just something about the energy.
Gilbert was definitely inspired by tony abbot eating a raw onion on live television
Silvio is the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool, dedicated to a former prime minister who drowned to death.
Keith bby boy is making sure youā€™re taking your inner health plus today
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ask-keith-the-basement-dweller Ā· 11 months ago
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[Keith looks around in silence....stepping over a....however many years old pizza stain as he makes his way deeper into the restaurant.]
...........you.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN RESTAURANT?!!?
[His eyes sparkle in amazement as he joins the other on the mattress, jumping in joy before putting on some of the funny clothes and doing silly impressions on who he believes they belong to, such as doing super poses with the leopard cape mid-air with each jump]
Oh- I should probably tell my friends where I've been
[He says while still jumping before taking out the oldest phone you'd ever seen - which was ironically new to Keith as he has been told writing letters to everyone was less efficient than texting]
Sorry....for....being gone so much......almost was kidnapped....send- Oh!
[He looks at his message and how it autocorrected "almost" to "already was kidnapped"]
......eh I'm sure it's fine
[More jumping time weeee!-]
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Go on, ask what the heck I'm doing :)
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silentwillowwhisperer Ā· 2 years ago
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Krolia
Alright, I just had a thought.
I get that it's a major plot point that Krolia is part of the Blade of Marmora, but what if she was just another soldier?
What if she had been heading to Earth as a Galra soldier, and was shot down by a Blade member?
And then Keith's dad saves her!
So after that, she either decides to change after falling in love with him and realizing that destroying planets is killing innocent people like this man, oooor she continues to fight for the Galra.
If she continued with Galra, then she most likely would reunite with Keith in a battle, or at least see his picture in some battle briefing and be like, oH CRAP THAT'S MY KID.
And then if we continue on this path, then Keith would see her, and she tells him who she is, either mid-battle to throw him off, or to tell him why she won't kill him.
And if she were to do it mid-battle, Keith would be absolutely crushed and either have a character development arc in which he pushes back his feelings of betrayal and hurt and defeats her, or he gets distracted and she manages to injure him.
If Keith defeats her himself, (and this is all during fighting her) then right before she passes out/ dies they would have a moment where either Krolia apologizes, or tells Keith that he was a the best and worst mistake she's ever made, and either way she would tell him that she's proud of him.
If Keith were to get hurt by her, Lance would shoot her down and rush over to Keith. There would be one of those moments where character A is like dying, and character B places character A's head on their lap and like cries while character A is making some heartfelt speech and giving them a bunch of clichƩ advice, you know?
And then Keith passes out, and the team is there by then to rush him back to the castle and he makes it.
And then he breaks down when the reality of what happened with Krolia hits him.
And he has a moment with one of the paladins, BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM. More than one other paladin ruins the moment, don't ask me why, it just does.
And then if Krolia were to be still alive (This is assuming that the 'I'm proud of you' moment never happened), then she would rise up in ranks until when Zarkon dies, she's the empress. Haggar and Voltron think that she's controlling Krolia, so Haggar is targeted by Voltron and the coalition.
They CANNOT defeat her, no matter what they do, but then Krolia takes her out in order to gain full power of the Galra empire, and everyone's just SHOCKED. Krolia doesn't even do it in secret, this is like a full-on battle and she goes, "Bold of you to assume that you EVER controlled me, Witch. The only one who valued you was Zarkon, and that made him weak."
And then she straight-up stabs Haggar and leaves the battle saying to the paladins, "We've both won this battle. Now go. We all know that you are outnumbered here."
AND THEN instead of the whole Honerva thing, it's them against Krolia.
Keith would most likely be the one to kill her. Or maybe Krolia would have the same ending as Honerva! Though if that were to happen, then Allura can still sacrifice herself.
And throughout this, KLANCE exists. Allurance shippers can BACK OFF. ALLURANCE. NEVER. HAPPENS. AND NO. I am NOT adding Allurance to my computer's dictionary so that it will stop autocorrecting me, because the only ship that belongs in the dictionary is KLANCE.
*deep breaths*
Thank you for reading my Ted Ta- oh who am I kidding, thank you for reading my rant.
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btw, does anyone else simp for Matt and that robot-masked alien girl??? Like, oh my goodness it is SO CUTE. In the clear day episode, (the one where Shiro wins the arm-wresting competition) the girl is INCLUDED IN THEIR FAMILY PICTURE. NO JOKE. LOOOOK!!!
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MATT'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!
Sorry about that. I live for this kind of stuff.
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If there's spelling errors, (at least more than usual) then feel free to correct me. I'm typing really aggressively right now, which usually leads to a WHOLE lot of mistakes. So, oops.
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autisticlancemcclain Ā· 1 year ago
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I need your opinion! Where do Keith and Lance fit on the "McDonald's McDonald's McDonald's" vs "We have food at home" vs "Pulls up to the drive thru to order one single black coffee and leave" scale?
Also my phone wanted to autocorrect Lance to Lancaster sooo bad rn like what šŸ¤Ø
lance is a chanter bc he is a youngest sibling and yā€™all are obsessed with that shit for some reason. and is the last option just to piss lance off lol
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doctor-depressed Ā· 2 years ago
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my phone just autocorrected ā€œKeigoā€ to ā€œKeithā€
sorry hawks ig ur keith now
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ratsoh-writes Ā· 1 year ago
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autocorrect apparently decided to make the word "nesting" into something... incomprehensible
-void keith
The hell? I just re-read that post. Lol no wonder gonny was confused
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maglorslostsilmaril Ā· 3 years ago
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So upon seeing the cover of Stellarlune none of us could tell who the red haired person was. (Marella was thrown up, but we were all likeā€¦waitā€¦isnā€™t her hair blondeā€¦)
aNyWaY
Here is the list of names that were brought up šŸ¤£
- Marella with dyed hair
- one of the triplets
- a clone of Sophie
- Tinker
- Jolie (who faked her death)
- Fintan??? Dunno what happened there
- Sophieā€™s estranged half-sister
- Glimmer
- Random person weā€™ve never met. Probably the most likely
- Marella in weird lighting
- Marella weā€™re just all blind
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stintinear Ā· 6 years ago
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jakwpfkwmlceo
gUyS yOu kNoW tHe LeAkS sTaNd FoR lEaKiRa
K I C K šŸ‘Šļæ½ļæ½
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fenrhi Ā· 6 years ago
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Black Paladins not wanting to let go of their dearest + different fate
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phaltu Ā· 7 years ago
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(I apologize if this squicks you, ignore it if it does) For the A/B/O couples au au, what would Keith and Shiro do if Keith ended up pregnant?
Uhhhhh good q but I think Keith and Shiro are broke college students so theyā€™d wrap it before they tap it and Keith would probably be on some sort of birth control. Theyā€™d take all precautions necessary cus safe sex is great sex better wear that latex cus you donā€™t want that late text that ā€œI think Iā€™m lateā€ text šŸ‘»šŸ‘»šŸ‘»šŸ‘»
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levynne Ā· 7 years ago
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Important question for the Kidge fam
I donā€™t know who all remembers my post a while back about ā€œWhen He Sees Meā€ from Waitress being my Kidge aesthetic (Pidge as Dawn obviously)
But knowing somewhat the plot of the musical
Is Ogie Keith in this scenario ??
Follow up assignment: listen to ā€œNever Ever Getting Rid of Meā€ Give me your thoughts
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dappledpetals-blog Ā· 7 years ago
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Voltron Drink Headcanons
-Shiro drinks crap instant coffee thatā€™s really just a cup to put his alcohol in because heā€™s actually done with everythingĀ 
-Pidge orders a random drink, tosses the liquid out, and pours in sweetenerĀ 
-Hunk likes to combine exotic, interesting flavors, so heā€™ll ask the barista to mix up 3 or 4 drinks from the menu into a single drink because he wants to try it
-Lance always orders the most complicated, fanciest beverages possible, sometimes having to wait like a half-hour to get it (because of this, he usually goes to the shop alone)Ā 
-Keith will only drink straight black coffee
-Allura likes herbal tea (chamomile is her favorite)Ā 
-Coran likes this weird, gelatinous space goo in a cup and to this day no other paladin has attempted to try it (or survived the attempt)Ā 
-Matt just drinks whatever coffee he can get his hands on (though like Pidge will pour an insane amount of sweetener into it)Ā 
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dammitadolfnomorecake Ā· 4 years ago
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Once Bitten, Twice Stupid prt.82
Keith was shaking. Staring at Lanceā€™s empty room, he couldnā€™t stop shaking. Lance was supposed to be in his or visiting Garrison, not gone from VOLTRON without a word of goodbye. The hunter felt as if his heart had been physically crushed as it raced. His boyfriend hadnā€™t told him he was leaving. Heā€™d packed up and left him behind. Heā€™d disappeared. Sure, theyā€™d been a bit shaky the past few days, but theyā€™d made up. Theyā€™d cuddled on the sofa until cuddling wasnā€™t enough. Theyā€™d kissed... Lance... Lance hadnā€™t said... Was this because of him? Because he wanted to celebrate Lanceā€™s birthday? He wanted to do something nice for his boyfriend. Show him that he was happy Lance existed. And now he was gone. Nothing remained in his room. Not Lanceā€™s clothes. Not his computer or laptop. Not Blueā€™s litter tray. Nothing at all.
Feeling Coranā€™s hand on his shoulder, Keithā€™s watery purple eyes looked his way
ā€œIā€™m sorry my, boy. I may have been too hard on him this morning. He seemed to have something he wished to discuss with Allura, and Iā€™m afraid he caught me talking with Kolivan and Krolia. He must have left soon after...ā€
Coran sounded upset. Keith still couldnā€™t imagine Coran being short with Lance. Whatever had happened, Lance must be really upset to have disappeared on them
ā€œ... Number Two, are you okay? Iā€™m most certain Lance wouldnā€™t have left because of youā€
That wasnā€™t the right thing to say. Keith feeling anger flicker and die out in an instant as coldness set in. He felt cold. Like their was no air in the room. Lance was always going to return home to Garrison... but now he had, it almost felt like heā€™d been dumped and left behind
ā€œThen why did he leave without saying anything?!ā€
ā€œI donā€™t know. If heā€™s returned to Garrison, perhaps young Matt will know?ā€
But that didnā€™t tell him why. Theyā€™d made up. He thought they were okay. Maybe Lance not coming home with him meant they werenā€™t and he was too stupid to get it?
ā€œHe... he does this. He walks away when he canā€™t cope... What did you say to him?ā€
Lance... Lance wouldnā€™t leave him. Heā€™d said he loved him
ā€œI... merely... asked him what he was doing and asked that he avoid the main floor due to Lotor visiting... Perhaps he took to that mean... oh, dear. Letā€™s return to my office and Iā€™ll call Matt, ask him to let Lance know that there was no need to leave as he didā€
ā€œDonā€™t bother. Iā€™ll go see himā€
He wouldnā€™t let Lance decide they were over without telling him why
ā€œI donā€™t know if the Blades would be comfortable with you leavingā€
ā€œCoran, I honestly donā€™t care. They donā€™t want us. They donā€™t want me. They donā€™t even care about Lance. You heard Kolivan. He basically said if Lance didnā€™t help that thereā€™d be consequences. Them coming here has reminded me of everything thatā€™s wrong with the Blades. Iā€™m going to go see him. Whether he wants to come back is up to himā€
ā€œMaybe I should come with you? Explain the situation?ā€
Or maybe Coran could stay here. Something made Lance leave and until Keith was sure Coran wasnā€™t the reason, he wasnā€™t letting him see his boyfriend. Wiping at his teary eyes, his voice was as cold as he physically felt
ā€œI think youā€™ve done more than enoughā€
*
Keith wouldnā€™t admit heā€™d nearly gotten himself cleaned up by a truck as he drove to Garrison. His mind on Lance and his well-being, not this shit with Lotor and Coran. He didnā€™t know for sure Lance would be home, not until he saw the blue bronco parked in front of Lanceā€™s house, still loaded with his boyfriendā€™s things. Parking his bike up near the front steps, Keith was off the bike and tugging at his helmet within seconds of cutting the engine, too driven to be nervous over Lance potentially dumping him. Running up the front steps, he let himself in. Lanceā€™s house feeling oddly cooler than he remembered. Like Lance not being there had taken the life out of the old manor home
ā€œLance?!ā€
Jogging into the living room, he found Pidge sitting on the sofa looking upset. Matt and Rieva sat either side of her, while Hunk sat on the coffee table, Pidgeā€™s hands in his. Keith stumbling slightly because Lance wasnā€™t there and they all looked thoroughly upset
ā€œWhereā€™s Lance?ā€
Hunk turned his head towards him, letting go of Pidgeā€™s hands as he did. The man seemed pretty shocked to see him. Did Lance already tell them it was over? Was that why they were upset?
ā€œOut the back... Heā€™s... uh... buried himself... He... didnā€™t mention youā€™d be coming, manā€
Keith left the rest of the gang there, jogging through the house and out to the backyard. Lance was in the process of sitting up in his shallow grave
ā€œWhat the fuck?! Why the fuck did you leave like that?! Do you know what it did to me to find you fucking gone! If you wanted to break up, you could have told me to my fucking face!ā€
Yelling at Lance, Keith threw his helmet at him for good measure. Failing to catch his helmet, it hit Lance in the side of the head with a solid thud
ā€œMother-ducker! What the hell?! What the fuck, Keith? I thought you were in Platt!? What are you talking about? Didnā€™t you get my message?!ā€
Keith crossed his arms, staring down at Lance as Lance tossed his helmet out of his grave and rubbed the side of his head. Only Lance would swear like heā€™d been autocorrected
ā€œI didnā€™t get any message! You left!ā€
Lance wasnā€™t getting away with it that easily
ā€œI messaged you! Donā€™t you check your phone?! I made sure to explain that I wasnā€™t leaving because of you and that I was leaving because I was in the way with my pheromones!ā€
ā€œKosmo ate my charger!ā€
Both their heads jerked back as realisation hit them. Keith moving to pinch the top of his nose in a very Shiro way. Lance covering his face with his dirty hands. Both of them groaning, before Lance took a deep breath then slowly released it
ā€œBabe. I messaged you this morning around about 7amā€
ā€œI left my phone in my jeans. I went to charge it and found Kosmo had eaten half the cordā€
ā€œAnd you thought Iā€™d left.... God. No, babe... fuck. Wait thereā€
Lance climbed out his grave soil, brushing himself off before raising his right hand to rest on the spot where Keithā€™s helmet had hit him. With a wobbly smile, his boyfriend held his left arm out. Feeling really fucking stupid, Keith shuffled over and into Lanceā€™s embrace
ā€œYou disappearedā€
Tears formed too quickly. Keith sniffling as he rested his head on Lanceā€™s shoulder
ā€œI know. I know how much it scares you, thatā€™s why I messaged you to explain everythingā€
ā€œI thought youā€™d left me behindā€
ā€œNot permanently. Never permanently. I felt like I overstated my welcome and was just in the way at VOLTRONā€
ā€œCoran said he was short with youā€
ā€œHe kind of was. But Iā€™m not exactly making things easy by being there. Babe, Iā€™m so sorry. I absolutely promise you that I didnā€™t just leaveā€
ā€œYou could have calledā€
ā€œYour phone was dead. Thatā€™s why you came all the way out hereā€
Lanceā€™s hand moved from his head to Keithā€™s back. His boyfriend rubbing it softly as he sighed. Lance knew how much itā€™d shaken him to find him gone
ā€œI overreactedā€
ā€œA little bit. I would never dump you by disappearing. I want to be there for you, not scare youā€
ā€œI felt like I couldnā€™t breathe. What were you even doing buried?ā€
ā€œBecause our dumb friends want to keep investigating and Pidge made a joke about how her death didnā€™t after because she could always come back as a vampire. First they tell me theyā€™re farting on the investigation, then she says that. I lost my cool and came out here to wallowā€
Thank god. Thank fuck. Thank whoever. Lance was okay. He was okay and he didnā€™t want to break up. God. Keith felt so foolish. He didnā€™t want to feel foolish. He didnā€™t want to talk about the mess in his head at the thought Lance being gone from his life
ā€œYou havenā€™t wallowed in a whileā€
ā€œNope. Today was just a particularly crappy dayā€
ā€œMy day was shit tooā€
ā€œWhat happened?ā€
ā€œLotor made the Blades out Shiro and I on the investigation team. He doesnā€™t want to help us. He wonā€™t until he meets you and sees your ego. And the I found you gone completely and I couldnā€™t... I couldnā€™t even breathe. I thought youā€™d never... Iā€™d never...ā€
Lance nuzzled into his hair, his boyfriend smelt of damp dirt
ā€œOkay. Okay... You had a scare. Do you want to go somewhere and talk?ā€
Keith nodded. Matt and Rieva would be laughing at how stupid he was
ā€œYeah. We need to talk. And youā€™ve got dirt in your hairā€
ā€œLet me take a quick shower, then weā€™ll get out of hereā€
*
Keith didnā€™t know why the only place he knew how to get to in Garrison, other than Lanceā€™s house, was the graveyard. Parking his bike off the road and under the shade of the trees, he and Lance both climbed off his bike. Since Lance didnā€™t own a helmet, Keith insisted his boyfriend wear his, taking things much slower than he usually would. Pulling off the helmet, Lance set it on the bike, eyeing their surrounds with a look Keith couldnā€™t put his finger on.
ā€œBabe, Iā€™ve got to tell you, every time we come here I get nervous youā€™re going to bury meā€
Keith shrugged, feeling self conscious. Lance should know better by now
ā€œI donā€™t know my way around Garrisonā€
ā€œI know... here, thereā€™s a bench in the cemetery we can sit there and talkā€
ā€œYou wonā€™t get too much sun?ā€
ā€œNah. Plus, Iā€™ve got my big bad bikie boyfriend to protect meā€
Keith groaned, how could he not
ā€œIā€™m not a bikieā€
ā€œSo you admit youā€™re big and bad. If I didnā€™t know better, Iā€™d say you were trying to get into my pantsā€
Keith blushed hard. Heā€™d trailed into the bathroom after Lance, sitting on the counter as his boyfriend cleaned up
ā€œShut upā€
Laughing lightly, Lance took him by the hand.
Leading him to the bench, the wood looked hardly sturdy enough to support their combined weight. In the distance a cow let out a lazy moo. Birds were chirping. Life went on around them, yet whenever he was alone with Lance it felt like they were the last people in existence. Alone together in the world. Sitting down, Lance patted the spot next to him, Keith sitting down carefully with a cringe
ā€œRelax. They really knew how to build a bench that lasts back in the day. Now. Iā€™m sorry I left without waiting to say goodbye in personā€
ā€œYou scared the shit out of meā€
ā€œI know. Itā€™s just... Iā€™ve been thinking about coming back for a while now and my presence seemed like it was going to cause more trouble if I stayed at VOLTRONā€
ā€œYou could have come home with me...ā€
Lance sighed softly, his hand taking Keithā€™s. Keithā€™s stomach dropping at the sound of his boyfriendā€™s sigh
ā€œYou know I canā€™t. You and Shiro, you need that to be your safe spaceā€
ā€œAre you saying Iā€™m not safe with you?ā€
ā€œNo. No, babe. I would never hurt you. No. I mean... Iā€™m not a hunter. Iā€™m a vampire. My scent clings to you and all it would take is one wolf to scent me and know youā€™re not what you seem to be. Youā€™re safety is my priority. Then thereā€™s Shiro to think about too. Heā€™s okay with us now, but heā€™s still working through his trauma over losing Adam. Iā€™m not trying to sound like Iā€™m blaming or belittling him, but thatā€™s his home too. Look... Iā€™m not saying this very well. I would love that in the future. To be there every single day when you come home. To help you. To support you. But I need to work on me and finding my feet again. I need to learn how to balance things and when I with you, I donā€™t ever want to leave. I love spending time with you. Youā€™re like... like the future. A vampire hunter who really understands thereā€™s more to things than how they appear. At the moment, stopping Honerva needs to be the priority. And I just donā€™t know what to do with myselfā€
Lance sounded so sad. So sad that Keithā€™s heart hurt
ā€œIā€™m sorry... I thought...ā€
ā€œYou thought I was happy? I was. I really was. You make me so stupidly happy I canā€™t believe it half the time. But I donā€™t work for Coran. I became a lawyer to help children, and I donā€™t think I can use that skill set to help at the moment. My life was... I thought I was fine and now I know what falling in love feels like, I want to work on myself without lies or secrets. I donā€™t want to be a burdenā€
ā€œYouā€™re not a burdenā€
ā€œI feel like it. Like Iā€™m holding everyone back. My pheromones are still all over the place. They were supposed to settle, but they obviously havenā€™t if Coran thinks I need to avoid the main floor of VOLTRONā€
Stupid Coran. Couldnā€™t he have explained it to Lance without making him feel like shit and stuff
ā€œCoran had no right...ā€
ā€œHeā€™s just trying to look out for everyone. My scent affects people. You know that for yourself. If I accidentally sent a vampire or werewolf mad and something horrible happened I couldnā€™t live with that. So much has happened in the last few months that... It really makes me feel small and insignificant. Confused and useless. Like... I knew what I was doing before, but now Iā€™m in deep water and barely know how to keep afloat. If it wasnā€™t for you, I donā€™t think I could have made it this far. My heats leave me a mess. My bodyā€™s still changing. But you... you make me feel alive. Itā€™s me who doesnā€™t know what heā€™s doingā€
Lanceā€™s overthinking had gotten the best of him. Heā€™d left because the man he saw as family had made him feel like a burden
ā€œBabe...ā€
Lance leaned his head against his shoulder, softly mumbling
ā€œI donā€™t want to break upā€
ā€œI donā€™t want to break up either. I know youā€™re not a hunter. You said Pidge was working a case?ā€
ā€œRieva still sees Lotor as a threat. She... she wants to help but sheā€™s also too curiousā€
ā€œThen what do we do?ā€
Keith felt lost. The idea of Pidge and Hunk being harmed was scary. They were out of their depths
ā€œI donā€™t know. Theyā€™re not going to leave it. I donā€™t know how to conduct a hunt like you and Shiro. This isnā€™t a ghost hunt. Thereā€™s real evil waiting at the end of this huntā€
ā€œDo... do you want me to say something?ā€
ā€œTo who? Pidge and Hunk are still learning about this world. Coran will worry. Kolivan will probably arrest them again. I got so mad at them. I was mean to Pidgeā€
Now he got why Lance felt so lost. Instincts told him to yell at the others for being so stupid
ā€œYou feel like you have to be here, donā€™t you?ā€
ā€œItā€™s what Iā€™ve always doneā€
ā€œWhere does that leave us?ā€
ā€œThatā€™s what Iā€™m working out. Is it wrong to want to want work on myself?ā€
Theyā€™d had that conversation more than once. There were half a dozen small ways Keith found himself working on himself without thinking about it
ā€œNo. Weā€™ve talked about this. Youā€™re not a hunter... but you know, you really did do a good job when you tried to help us figure out what Antok had done. Lotor wants to meet with you. He told Kolivan heā€™d only cooperate if Shiro and I were brought in on it and if he got to meet youā€
ā€œOh goody. Prince Turd himself wants to meet me?ā€
ā€œYouā€™re not shocked?ā€
Lance raised his head, meeting Keithā€™s eyes
ā€œIf it helps, Iā€™ll do itā€
ā€œI donā€™t think you shouldā€
ā€œLotorā€™s holding all the cards right now. Let me guess. He was all like ā€œI wonā€™t help unless you do what I want? Iā€™m a vampire and Iā€™m a douche canoeā€ā€
Keith snorted
ā€œYou sounded just like him. His conditions were he does nothing until you meetā€
ā€œAnd when is this meeting meant to take place?ā€
ā€œKolivan would say as soon as possibleā€
Lance dropped his head, before rubbing his cheek against Keithā€™s arm
ā€œKolivan really doesnā€™t like me. He wanted to know why I was still in Platt. That reminds me. They were talking about Sendak and a shipping yard. I donā€™t know if that means anything to you, but it felt importantā€
ā€œKolivanā€™s thinking of apprehending Sendak. He wanted to arrange a meeting. Lotor shot that down. He says he doesnā€™t want anything to do with his familyā€
ā€œThat might be true... From what Rieva said, Iā€™d run away tooā€
Keith jerked slightly, confusing on coming out as anger
ā€œYou think we should believe him?!ā€
Lance pulled away, frowning heavily
ā€œWhat? No. Personally I think Rievaā€™s biological parents were killed by someone related to Honerva, and thatā€™s why she canā€™t talk about itā€
Rieva had talked... but sheā€™d definitely held stuff back
ā€œIf thatā€™s true, then why hasnā€™t she told the Blades? Or Coran?ā€
ā€œProbably for the same reasons I canā€™t talk about being turned. I snapped about it earlier. Tell Kolivan Iā€™ll meet with Lotor, but I need a bit of time first. Just, like, a few days. Maybe like on the weekend? Kolivan can come up with questions or whatever he wants me to try to ask?ā€
ā€œLotor doesnā€™t like questions. Babe... I donā€™t think this is a good ideaā€
ā€œProbably not. I was going to talk to Allura about what she thought about himā€
Lance was going to go through with it. Keith had known before he asked, but it made him feel sick with the ā€œwhat-ifsā€
ā€œYou could go into heatā€
ā€œI could. But... I feel like I can do thisā€
Lanceā€™s ego might have been ruffled. Lance sounded too confident at meeting Lotor. Lance knew Lotor was bad news. Maybe his ego thought itā€™d be a chance to show Lotor he wasnā€™t to be dismissed so easily. Keith didnā€™t like it one but
ā€œYou canā€™t... I wonā€™t let you meet him alone. I donā€™t want you... I donā€™t know what heā€™s going to make of you. Heā€™s part fae and heā€™s so arrogant that even I feel his ego coming off him. You have to think this through. We donā€™t need him. We can work it outā€
ā€œBabe, Allura is our friend and if she has her heart set on him, I want to see him myself. I know heā€™s using you and Shiro for his own means, and heā€™s probably going to fuck with us, but... yeah. I have to do it. Maybe Iā€™ll understand Rieva better if I do?ā€
Lance loved his friends so much he was stupid. A big fat idiot crumpet. He wasnā€™t listening to him
ā€œYou really are stupid... What am I supposed to if you get hurt?ā€
Lance leaned back into him
ā€œThatā€™s why I wonā€™t be alone. Coran will be there. You, and Shiro. I wonā€™t meet him aloneā€
ā€œYou trust us to keep you safe from him?ā€
ā€œDah. And I trust you not to let my ego get too big. You keep me anchored, and shitā€
His boyfriend kissing his arm
ā€œThis is a dumb ideaā€
ā€œProbably, itā€™s about par for us thoughā€
Keith sighed. They didnā€™t have a lot of choice
ā€œI wish we werenā€™t this dumbā€
Lance chuckled, squeezing his hand comfortingly. Neither of them in any particular rush to head back to their friends just yet
ā€œSo do I. Idiot boyfriends doing idiot thingsā€
Kissing Lanceā€™s hair, Keith buried his face in the soft locks. Lance hadnā€™t pressed on his abandonment issues, which Keith was grateful given howā€™d he reacted
ā€œYeah... two halves of the same idiot right hereā€
ā€œDamn right...ā€
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justsomevoltronstuff Ā· 4 years ago
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Hi rori!(My phone kept autocorrecting rori to toro) 1. I canā€™t decide if Iā€™m scared or excited for the keith thing soon. On another note bands going well(still tired as hell). And Iā€™m a big theatre and history geek and I found a YouTube channel that makes my theatre geek and history nerd very happy.-ā™ˆļø
bro my phone and laptop autocorrect it to Tori and itā€™s annoys the life out of me (specifically bc Iā€™m second grade my best friends name was Tori and she was a biiiitch)
be excited!! itā€™s just some stuff for his birthday is allšŸ˜‚
bro Iā€™m a massive theater/history nerd so I felt that
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shastelly Ā· 5 years ago
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Noche Buena Part 2
Oi! Autocorrect was a witch in this...hopefully got it fixed now...
Yep not even the same style in the second part of the drabble...oh well...and yeah Iā€™ll do another part...
Keith spun through the hall. Lance wasnā€™t in his room, he wasnā€™t with Blue, he wasnā€™t in the training room (okay that was a long shot, but itā€™s where he would have gone if he was upset), and there was no sign of him. At some point his concern has morphed into worry and about 10 minutes ago into fear. He didnā€™t really know why, but he needed to find Lance now.
He was half way to the control room when he heard something from one of the halls, a soft sound drifting to him. He followed and could soon make out a melody and soft singing. Lance had a really nice voice. Whatever he was singing was in Spanish, but it sounded reverent, peaceful.
He found an open door in a corridor heā€™d never been in before. Lance was seated on the floor in the middle of an open room. There was a viewport and soft light from a nearby nebula filtered in on his face lighting the tears on his cheeks, like sparkling gems. He felt his heart slowing the fear seeping away, but a lingering sadness remained.
ā€œKeith?ā€
Lance didnā€™t even turn.
ā€œHowā€™d you know it was me?ā€ Keith frowned.
ā€œI know your footsteps.ā€ Lance shrugged. ā€œWhy are you here?ā€
ā€œI...ā€ Keithā€™s mind blanked, what real reason did he have for following Lance.
ā€œIā€™m not going to go train. Iā€™m sorry I yelled, but Iā€™m not going back, you canā€™t make me.ā€ Lance crossed his arms over his chest.
ā€œThatā€™s not why I came.ā€ Keith offered.
ā€œOh, okay.ā€ Lance turned to him, confusion plain on his tear streaked face.
Keith kneeled down next to him. ā€œI was kinda, well, worried about you?ā€
Lance gave him a half smile, ā€œAre you asking me?ā€
ā€œNo. I was just...you werenā€™t acting like yourself and you were...ā€ Keith gestured awkwardly at Lanceā€™s face.
ā€œWhat?ā€ Lance frowned sending another tear sliding down his cheek.
Before he could think about it, Keithā€™s hand shot out and gently wiped the tear away, ā€œCrying.ā€
ā€œOh.ā€ Lanceā€™s cheek warmed under his hand faintly rosy.
ā€œWhat made you cry?ā€ Keith pulled his hand back, but sat on the floor next to Lance letting their shoulders brush together.
ā€œIā€™ve never not been home on Noche Buena. Iā€™ve never missed it. My whole life this night has always been about family. I miss them, but more than that...I canā€™t help think what my mama must be thinking. She knows how much it means to me, she knows Iā€™d be there if I could...what if she thinks Iā€™m dead? What is it doing to her, to all of them? What if I never get to go back home?ā€ Lanceā€™s words tumbled over each other and out of his mouth as more tears poured from his eyes.
ā€œIā€™m sorry, Lance. I didnā€™t know. I guess I havenā€™t really thought about Earth or what people there are doing or thinking.ā€ Keith rubbed his hand on Lanceā€™s back. ā€œIā€™m not an expert on family or Noche Buena, but when I was little Dad and I would celebrate Christmas and well...itā€™s about hope right? Hope and promises, and stuff like that?ā€
Lance had stopped crying and was gazing at Keith, eyes wide. He nodded.
ā€œWell, then, if it means that and itā€™s important to her too, and if sheā€™s anything like you then Iā€™d just think that especially on a holiday like that she wouldnā€™t be giving up on you...that sheā€™d be thinking about you and wishing you were there...but, you know, like hopeful and knowing thatā€™d wherever you are youā€™d do the same?ā€ Keith came to a stop, no more words coming to mind. He looked nervously at Lance who had yet to speak.
ā€œLance?ā€ Keith stomach clenched, maybe heā€™d overstepped?
ā€œThank you.ā€ Lance suddenly wrapped Keith in a tight hug.
Keith tried to relax after the initial stiffening at the hug. He brought his hand to Lanceā€™s back and patted. He could feel tears soaking into his shoulder and Lance was definitely crying again. Keith changed the patting to a hug and leaned his head down against Lanceā€™s and waited for the tears to end.
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