#it is hiralious that martin is being nice to you

[fictionkinfessions]

Mpc do not worry about the spiderweb lighter it is not important at all I promise :)

-a super honest and trustworthy Jon (who is also enjoying your thoughts on this show btw <3)

Oh! That's too bad. It's very shiny and pretty and just the right size to lose beneath the fridge with all the other small, bop-able toys C: Hopefully Sascha or someone will get an upgrade to a proper flamethrower! Or maybe a roofer's torch, if flame throwers are illegal in british land.

Honestly Idk how any of you could work there and not at least buy some pepper gel spray. At least Martin has a corkscrew. He can threaten to open very bad wine should a ghost attempt to steal his pots and pans. <-speaking from experience, though I had a dull edged two handed sword, and it was my ex room mate's boyfriend [alive] [probably] [does any 'live' in this 'capitalist hell world'?].

What was I saying? Sorry everything is connected to each other so it's really easy for me to ramble on. Like spiderwebs. Hey check that out I'm bringing it full circle! Ok oh well, the lighter doesn't do anything. If it weren't for setting off the alarm I'd've betted it wasn't even full of fire.

Connie / mod party cat

ps I also sleep with my eyes open and if you still do that, I recommend 'systane ultra lubricant eye drops'. It's a little expensive at 15-20 USD but the bottle goes a long way.

pps also promise this is the last off time ramble chat thing! Woo check out all these confessons!