#it has to be because the chicken was so smelly. i don't think i've ever left that kind of chicken out around her before
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so technically this was my bad as a handler but in my defense she's two years old and has never once counter surfed so i legitimately did not think it was gonna be a problem. but my idiot dog ate a bunch of chicken off my plate when i went to the kitchen to get a soda and she's allergic to chicken so she's definitely gonna be waking me up at 3am with ~stomach issues~ and y'all i swear if i didn't love this girl i'd kick her little ass
#starscream.txt#SHE'S NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE NOT EVEN ONCE#SHE KNOWS NOT TO COUNTER SURF OR TAKE FOOD I HAVEN'T EXPLICITLY TOLD HER 'OKAY' TO#WHAT THE FUUUUCK GIRL#it has to be because the chicken was so smelly. i don't think i've ever left that kind of chicken out around her before#rubs my face#wish dogs understood consequences so i could take her by the face tonight and be like#you know why you're in gastrointestinal distress?#it's because you ate my fuckin chicken
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