#it has embolden me to continue exploring money inc as a crime duo

[luxurysystems]

Okay consider:

IRS as the protagonist of the ACDC song Dirty Deeds (ie, he's a tax evader bounty hunter)

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT

Neckties, contracts, high voltage

Done dirt cheap.

Bounty Hunter/Contract Killer!Irwin HCs under the cut because I'm going insane over this ask:

Always* completes a job 100%. Has a reputation for being reliable so a lot of his clients come from referrals.

Didn't quit his day job as an accountant-- he knows better. It serves as his cover and plus, he's just really good with numbers. He enjoys it.

Very resourceful and is proficient with most weaponry.

Prefers hit jobs where he can be far away from the target. Any hit where he can use a sniper rifle is an immediate yes.

But, if a client requests that someone be killed in close quarters, he'll accept- for an additional fee, of course.

For bounty jobs, they're almost an immediate yes. Can easily catch and overpower someone, tie them up, stuff them in the back of his trunk, turn the radio up really loud if they get too vocal, and deliver them to his client. No ammo wasted. Easy money.

Smoke cigs during a job. It helps calm him down.

No repeat clients, ever. Only exception is if they'd like help filing their taxes.

(* until he was tasked to capture notorious money launderer, Ted Dibiase. It was the only time he didn't go through with a job as Ted convinced Irwin to work with him instead...)