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presidentbungus · 2 months ago
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you wanna do a sniperspy snippet for me...for little ol me......?
always 🥺
ao3
Sniper's not a huge fan of the weather at this new base--they're somewhere in the Northern US, and he wasn't exactly bred for temperatures below twenty-five, but he finds it's worth braving the perpetual moistness for the new base itself.
It's a drab, rickety old building, just like the lot of them, except this time it's built out of rotting wood that someone puts a new hole in just by walking four times a week. But--but, it's an abandoned factory, aged out of utility for that purpose, and old buildings like this are full of nooks and crannies.
Sniper is some kind of burrowing animal at heart and small spaces have always been a favourite of his, so this is an arrangement that works out well for him. It's something besides sitting in his van playing jazz and thinking about his guns, even if it is sitting in a small dusty room in silence thinking about his guns—and no one really cares for exploring so it's usually a safe bet he'll be left alone.
Usually.
The good thing is that the stairs leading up to this particular room, fulla dusty tables with a nice look out into leaves and just about nothing else, act as a built-in intruder alarm with how creaky the stairs are. The bad news is that right now someone is thundering up those bloody stairs and he's in the middle of making great progress knitting himself a scarf.
It's not exactly Scout who he expects to see turn the corner--mostly because he's usually a lot quieter, has this tendency of sneaking up on people, and Sniper coulda sworn he just heard him calling points, or, laps or... is pitches a baseball thing? Somewhere outside.
But the little bugger is fast enough to make that plausible and more importantly looks like he wants something. "Hey... Snipes."
No harm in starting this off with a nice, round, "I'm busy."
"... Sunshine 'n rainbows," Scout mutters. Then he sees the knitting needles in Sniper's hands--a hideous smirk stretches across his face. "You fast-trackin' your grandma career already? Heh."
Scout brought a smell with him into the room. Something dark, and smoky, that settles itself in Sniper's chest. It's so intensely familiar but he can't quite place it. "What do you want?"
“What, is this weird? Something wrong, big guy?” And Scout gets a lot closer, wringing his hands together in a way he distinctly doesn’t do—
Metal flashes in Scout’s hand—Sniper grabs his wrist with unexpected ease and takes out his own blade, and his kukri glides into Scout’s stomach like a nice hot knife through butter. He lets out a high, pinched wheeze, though the lopsided grin keeps spreading across his face--as the shitty cotton crumpled under his fingers ripples into pinstripes, and the hand on his bicep morphs into smooth black leather.
"Maybe it'd do ya some bloody good to stop wearing that cologne," Sniper mutters. He steps away as much as he can with half his weapon sticking outta Spy--the closeness makes him dizzier than he'd like to admit, the smell of smoke and whiskey.
Spy just wordlessly clutches Sniper like any of this still hurts at this point in their jobs, and a thin line of blood starts trailing out between his teeth.
He already knew it, but the confirmation of it annoys him. "You wanted to get caught," Sniper says, grimly—through what would be a carefully-crafted facade of ambivalence to anyone else, but he knows Spy can look straight through him, read him like a bloody book, so he keeps on pushing the knife through his stomach until he can see the tip come out on the other side, glistening crimson.
Spy coughs for a little while before he seems to be able to work up the breath to respond. "You are not a very good host, are you?"
"Figure there's a bit of a difference between a guest and a bloody intruder, mate."
There's blood all over Sniper's shirt. Oh well. "The fact that you are yet to kill me indicates you are unsure where that line lies…” His eyes flick up teasingly. “Mon ami."
And the right thing to do after that, the professional thing to do, is to pull his kukri out and then shove it into Spy's face until he can't tell the difference between brain and gristle, but he still just keeps standing there with their faces way too close for comfort, frozen to his spot.
Spy notices his hesitation, of course he does. And somehow his smile keeps twitching wider, even as the rest of his face knits itself together with the effort of standing. "You seem to have made your decision."
"Do you have anything to do besides..." He doesn't want to find the word. "This?"
"Dinner," Spy says quickly. "Ah, picnics... weekends away..." He glances up at Sniper long enough to imply, and teasingly: "But no, nothing I can do alone."
"What about sitting here and bleeding out while I go find someone better to talk to?"
"But who is better to talk to," Spy gurgles, "than the man you spend all day on the battlefield ogling through your scope?"
He can't stop the blush from crawling across his face. "Not—ogling is a—I'm just doin' my job."
"And I am very much not doing mine. All I ask is one night." Then that hand shifts over to his chest, trails up to his neck.
"You have a motive you’re not giving here." They both know this isn't true. Sniper already knows he's going to leave this room having promised something he's not entirely sure about, but there's no point in dropping the charade just yet.
"Do you want me to beg, monsieur?" He must not respond quick enough, because he follows right away: "You have no perception of how dire the romantic prospects stand on my team, and you are, regrettably… so very handsome.” Smart fingers pass all the way up his cheek, dip just under the collar of his shirt, like there isn’t a knife in his stomach. “And I know there is something about me that attracts you, and you seem to be completely unwilling to cross the distance on your own, and I will refuse to continue standing for it." Spy pauses for a second to spit the blood out of his mouth and then turns back to Sniper and grins. "Kiss me."
That's the first thing he's said all day that actually makes sense. The next few seconds is a blur; thankfully there's enough blood in both of their mouths that covers up the fact that Sniper has no idea what he's doing and Spy very much does.
At some point Spy's legs buckle and he hits the floor with a loud thump--Sniper doesn't go with him, really takes him a couple of seconds of standing and blinking to figure out what just happened to him, and finally, finally, the image of Spy laying on the ground and choking on his own blood reminds Sniper that he is currently being paid to do a job.
The sound of him pulling his rifle off his back doesn't seem to perturb Spy at all; in fact, his smile still defies physics and finds room to grow, even as he writhes in the ground out of... what can't really be called pain anymore, but instinct.
With a gun-barrel resting on his forehead all Spy does is raise his hand and say: "I will see you on Friday. Shower."
All Sniper can find to say to that is "I shower," but that's muttered in the middle of the gunshot and at that point it's a losing fight. He knows Spy's just getting on his nerves. That's all the bugger does.
Arsehole didn't even bother to confirm that Sniper had any interest in seeing him, but... Sniper knows, with a heavy dose of shame, he probably implied the answer well enough on his own. Piss.
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thisisnotacomp · 4 years ago
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R.I.P. MF DOOM
At around 1 PM Pacific on New Years eve I scrolled through twitter after putting my little dude down for a nap. I was looking to take a mental break after trying to keep my 20 month old occupied inside for 5 hours on a rainy ass winter day in Seattle. That is when I read the news of Daniel Dumile’s aka MF DOOM’s passing. It hit me like a ton of bricks. Of all the artists who I have closely followed MF DOOM has to be the most iconic. He was a singular talent that stood high above all but a few others in my book. To say I was shocked would be an understatement. This was not the mental break I was looking for. I took a few mins to digest the news, luckily I had at least 90 mins left of nap time to work through it. 
Since reading the news I was a bit surprised to see the outpouring for this relatively obscure MC. That is not to say DOOM was an unknown figure, quite the opposite. Q-Tip summed it up best saying that MF Doom was your favorite MC's favorite MCs. I expected to hear quite a bit from the legends of the underground and NYC hip-hop community but was a bit taken aback from the articles published by NPR, The Financial Times and many others. Reading them has helped, it feels good to see DOOM get his do. 
DOOM has been a constant presence in my life so long I honestly don't remember when I heard him first. All I know is that it was sometime in 2001. Over the past days I have been listening to a lot of his music and if I had to guess it was the track “Black List” off of Prefuse 73′s 2001 Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives LP. At the time hip-hop made up about 10-20% of the music I listened to. I was more into electronic and rock music at the time and 2001 had some great releases. Here is a short list:
Avalanches - Since I Left You Radiohead - Amnesiac White Stripes - White Blood Cells Herbert - Bodily Functions Jay-Z - The Blueprint Daft Punk - Discovery
But the top 3ish for me that year were: 1. Strokes - Is This It 2. Prefuse 73 - Vocal Studies + Uprock Narratives 3. Cannibal Ox - The Cold Vein / Aesop Rock - Labor Days
To say there were a few good LP’s released in 2001 would be an understatement. But back to DOOM. I loved that Prefuse album, what he was doing blew my mind. I was also a huge fan of Aesop Rock who like DOOM is one of the best MC’s ever. Hearing DOOM rap on the cut up beat had to be my intro. Now remember this was before you could stream anything, and at a time record stores were over charging for everything. Also remember Napster and the other P2P services were in full effect so if you knew how, you could find just about anything on the interwebs. I did some digging, talked to a few friends and tracked down DOOM’s first LP “Operation Doomsday” and my world was never the same. I still remember hearing lines like: Clang! Crime don't pay, listen, youth It's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth I took her back to the truck, she was uncouth Spittin' all out the sunroof, through her missing tooth I was hooked. From then on out I have been following Dumile ever since. At the time I was in College and had more time than money. Listening to music filled a lot of that time. The money I did have started going to records in early 2002. Back then vinyl was cheap, as everyone was still buying CD’s. I figured if I could just burn a CD where was the value. I can still support artists by buying vinyl so that is what I did. To give credit where credit is due, my buddy Alex was a huge influence. One weekend he brought me to a record on 13th and Pine called Respect Records. They had a ton of underground Hip-Hop and I we hit that place up every time we were back in Seattle. I bought most of my Def Jux and Stones Throw albums from there. Its closed now and I really miss that spot. The owner knew us and what we were looking for. He held a white label copy of Madlib’s Stevie LP aside for me. At the time I thought I had found the holy grail. He also pushed me to Doom. I picked up a few singles there along with Take Me to Your Leader, Madvillian and Special Herbs 1 & 2.
The 2 MF DOOM releases that had the biggest impact on me were Operation Doomsday and Madvillian. The later is still my favorite hip-hop LP of all time and in contention for my favorite LP ever released. Its damn near perfect. I think what makes is so great is its timeless feel. If it dropped today I feel it would be just a relevant. It hasn’t aged a bit, or I should say nothing feels dated which is a rare accomplishment for a 16 year old release. 
03/04 was peak DOOM. Between June of 03 and November of 04 he released what can only be described as an historic run of classic LP’s:
“Take Me to Your Leader” under the King Geedorah alias “Vaudeville Villain” under the Viktor Vaughn alias “Madvillainy“ a joint release with Madlib “MM... Food” as MF DOOM
Along with these LP’s he dropped another one as Viktor Vaughn and half of his Special Herbs instrumental albums. At the end of 2004 there was no doubt MF DOOM was one of the greatest MC’s of all time. In 2005 he released the Mouse and the Mask as a joint LP with Danger Mouse. The album was clearly a way to get DOOM some cash flow from the folks at Adult Swim but its a solid release in its own right. Up until 2005 everything Doom touched was gold. 
After this point, his output slowed down. There was talk of a second Madvilian LP which we are still waiting for along with a host of other side projects. DOOM did a few guest verses here and there but overall things were quite. DOOM’s final full length “Born Like This” was released in 2009. It was a return to form and while it might not be a certified classic like his early works its damn close. 
I put this together to get some thoughts out of my head. Honestly the news of  Daniel Dumile’s passing was a gut punch. He was more than an MC he was an icon for so many. No one wrote rhymes like DOOM. No one in hip-hop has created a universe like DOOM. There will never be another MF DOOM. Here are a few lyrics to prove it. 
“He came with more rhymes than molecules in air”
“What up? To all rappers: shut up with your shutting up And keep a shirt on, at least a button-up Yuck, is they rhymers or stripping males? Out of work jerks since they shut down Chippendales They chipping nails, DOOM tipping scales Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shipping sales This one goes out to all my peoples skipping bail Dipping jail, whipping tail and sipping ale”
“Already woke, spared a joke, barely spoke, rarely smoke Stared at folks when properly provoked, mirror broke Here, share strawberry morning, gone an more important spawning Torn in, poor men sworn in Cornish hens switching positions, auditioning morticians Saw it in a vision, ignoring prison Ignoramuses enlist and sound dumb Found 'em drowned in cow's dung, crowns flung”
“Don't let the drama getcha In the only genre of music where the fans shoot the messenger Bitch niggas talk behind your back like a catcher Either M-Y-O-B or B-Y-O stretcher”
“Oooo my aching hands, from raking in grands and breaking in mic stands”
“Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ash and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull”
“Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster”
“Ever since the womb ’til I’m back where my brother went That’s what my tomb will say Right above my government; Dumile Either unmarked or engraved, hey, who’s to say?”
R.I.P. MF DOOM. 
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pinksweatergettingbetter · 7 years ago
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warning, the following has mainly snarky (and possibly furious) opinions on Spirit of Justice. Reader discretion is advised.
ok guys. its the final ending for REALS this time.
Amara’s been shot after lying for approximately half a decade, boobs AND secrets were exposed, Dhurke was momentarily a good father and everything is exhausting.
now, for the actual final chapter of this ball-gripping tale.
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“If she did shoot Amara, she’s not gonna get away with it!! Not on my watch!!” ok apollo do remember that youre still an unarmed foreign man with an occupation that makes you an outcast and also you’re 5′5″    up against a literally queen with followers proven to kill for her
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a 50/50 chance of survival
so an Engarde/Vera/Hostages situation then
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“...That Ga’ran! Justice will be served.”
ok APollo’s dialogue writers have officially opened the Stock Phrases barrel.
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ok so Rayfa... maybe knows she’s Amara’s daughter? if so i love her like 10 times more. she actually put 2 and 2 together.
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“...How are YOU, Horn Head?”
BLESS HER
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Datz: :( Dhurke is dead guess the revolution is over
yeah i guess there’s nobody to defend you from pulling bullshit like throwing firecrackers at kids anymore, is there, Vore Machine? Cause I doubt Behleeb would stand for that shit.  
yeesh. talk about weak ass resolve.
when Mia died Phoenix didn’t wallow in depression, he got his ass up and went to defend her sister.
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Datz: Hey Apollo! Because I’m a lazy fuckwad, if you don’t prove Ga’ran guilty, the revolution is over and our country is doomed! Good luck!
god even when he’s actually taking things seriously he’s a shithead. like really? if the trial goes south, that’s it? no more revolution? despite how much the trial has /already/ done to rile up your supporters?? what kind of a revolutionary are you?!
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Ready or not, here comes Justice!
god yes lets end this
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hey where’s Sadmad
maybe he went with his mom to make sure they didn’t just kill her at the hospital.
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ohhh. i see. they haven't announced it yet but thats actually pretty clever of her– Sadmad’s the final blockade to fall. Accuse him of the murder, carry off Amara to be ‘healed’, and then uh... do nothing about the rebels because apparently they’re not even interested in a revolution anymore.
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yeeeeeep it’s sadm–
SEXY PAN UP SHOT FOR NAHYUTA
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hey Perceive you should be kicking it about now.
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well that IS leading the witness, apollo.
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y’know, considering Ga’ran is a monarch, she could pardon Nahyuta for his crime. I mean, he’s still useful to her.
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“The law, Nahyuta? Or the queen?”
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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“problematic testimony”
s top... using that word... pls
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“The holy mother does not condone killing in her name” but her sister’s name??? fuck yes murder that shit up
just say Lady Kee’ra told you to do it and you’re off the hook sadmad
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ok... so Dhurke rescued Amara when Nahyuta was ten, (15 years ago) and he met her at that point. Apollo got shipped off to America when he was nine... And since Nahyuta is a year older than Apollo, that would make that the very same year. Ah– and confirmed by Apollo himself. Guess he just missed her.
“Sorry Apollo– I’m getting my wife back and we need your bed... See you in 15 years!”
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“Mr. Justice. Know that Dhurke sent you away so that you would not be caught up in the life we led.” oK??? but why didn’t he send Nahyuta away too? it’s literally been stated that Nahyuta was totally outcasted, and even worse, now we find out he had to live constantly on the run. A ten year old.
Why not send Nahyuta off to America with his brother, and bring them back when everything was safe?
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Apollo: But Dhurke said that pic was from 23 years ago!!
tbh i have no idea why theyre still trying to cover up Rayfa’s true parentage. cause i dont think the shame of her being related to a rebel really matters at this point.
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my brain is pea soup
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“If Rayfa comes out as the daughter of Dhurke, everyone will hate her like they hated me!”
...except we just got done basically freeing him of all wrongdoing and that was the end goal of the revolution, thus making this utterly meaningless.
...wait. this isn’t the only thing Garan was threatening to do to Rayfa, was it???
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holy fuck. thats it. no threats of murder or assault; just “ill tell everyone that her dad’s Dhurke”
despite the fact that even IF she got kicked out of the royal family, she would still be the next queen since the queen Must be a spirit medium, and Rayfa is the only other medium in the country??
but whatever, i ... fuck it, whatever.
this is just a straight up rehash of Simon and Athena anyway, preceded by a rehash of Trials and Tribulations.
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“You are an innocent party in this”
damn right she is
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“I just gave up overthrowing the queen because she said she’d tell everyone your dad was a bad man”
good fucking lord, no wonder the revolution didnt get anywhere. NOBODY believed in it, even from the fucking start.
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god the longer this goes on, the less afraid I am of Ga’ran. hell, considering the police’s skill level, i could probably just deck her in the face and then sprint out the door and id get away with it.
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Apollo: The Edgeworht I knew–– fuck, the Simon I knew–– shit, fuck, damnit–– The NAHYUTA I knew would NEVER let himself be turned into this!!
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“This hope in your heart is what binds me, Dhurke and you as a family”
yeah whatever
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boy everyone really WAS depending on Dhurke. No Dhurke, can’t do shit.
thats just... depressing.
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“I have to protect her from being outed as the child of Dhurke!!” he yells in the middle of court surrounded by witnesses who can probably figure this shit out for themselves
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“..............Really? Nothing at all? Could an exceptional lawyer like Dhurke try that long and really uncover nothing at all? He had over two decades, Apollo.”
IM WHEEZING
I KNOW THIS ISN’T WHAT HE’S SAYING BUT IT FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE HE’S SAYIGN “uhhh i fuckin did it in SEVEN years"
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oh my god!! oh shit!!
thank god real-life physics dont apply to fire-smoke in the AA universe or else lil baby apollo would be dead in like 2 seconds
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OH MY GOD OH NO
APOLLO JUST STRAIGHT UP FLIPPED OUT OF HIS ARMS
I HOPE HIS SWADDLING IS REALLY PADDED
JESUS CHRIST
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noooo god. now I'm genuinely distressed
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why'd Rayfa bring up the lighter evidence?? thats not something to do with Jove’s last thoughts
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“Someone attempted to assassinate Queen Amara by settling her residence ablaze”
me: who's the motherfucker in the shiny thing
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hrhrhhghg looking at baby apollo is hurting the horrible gremlin mother inside me pls let me just find the contradiction soon
ᶫᵒᵒᵏ ᵃᵗ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʰᶦˢ ᵗᶦᶰʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ʰᵃᶦʳ
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OH ITS A HAND
OHHHHHHHH
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>ENHANCE<
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“Peasants”
whoa go back to old timey tumblr your malevolence
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“It shall still be I who shall decide Rayfa’s fate.”
uh pretty sure you won’t cause your guilt just got proven in front of tonnes of witnesses and the rebels can legitimately just whisk Rayfa to safety right now, right? like. you’re not queen anymore. you lost. Rayfa is already queen at this second if Amara doesn’t make it.
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“The child lives only by my good graces”
ok at least we know murder was on the table. but also Ga’ran you’re literally dead on the spot you can’t do this anymore
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does she uh. maybe know anything about Russian history, perhaps..? if i was her id be sneaking out the back way real fuckin quick
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well Sadmad its a little less impressive that youve finally decided to defy her when there’s literally nothing left to defy but... meh.
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“I believed protecting your secrets was in the best interest of his kingdom...”
WHY
WHAT
WHY??
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“In all this time, not once did I reflect on my own conduct -- for I had believed all was fate”
did he just admit he happily acted like a fuckhead under the excuse “oh well, fate’s fate! better be an enormous shithead!!”
yeah, Sadmad?? doesn’t fucking fly.
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the DD’s salute looks like they’re catching a kiss
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( Now, if we could just prove Ga’ran’s guilt... )
YOU JUST DID. YOU HAD A FUCKING WITNESS
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“For the cuffs could have been stolen and used without my knowledge”
you have actual octopus hair
you’ve visibly threatened the life of your own daughter
everything about you is evil and your shit system convicts people on a dime
id say witnessing those cuffs is enough evidence.
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oh i just realized Sadmad and Amara do the same head-down hand-symbol pose. cute
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“we gotta find the clothes– if we can, then–”
oh god. oh god. i dont like where this is going
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siblings unite to piss off auntie 
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oh god
oh god
OH GOD
CORPSE CLOTHES
SHE STRIPPED AND REDRESSED A CORPSE
I DIDN’T WANT THIS
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“Because even Monarchs aren’t above the law.”
hell yeah
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"Haha. If you convict me, Nahyuta will die for using fake testimony to protect me!”
a) it was under duress, i’d say thats exempt from the law
b) when you go, you’re no longer the queen. you have no power to enforce a law YOU wrote. Amara/Rayfa will abolish the law and pardon Nahyuta
you really are grasping at moron straws aren't you??
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“I hate it too but its the law of the land. And as you said, nobody is above the law.”
you people have the brains of protozoa 
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“She wants us to let her off scot-free? And yet, I don’t see any other choice...”
phoenix, ho-humming about how he had basically the same dilemma in JFA and he convicted engarde anyway
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babe,,, you cant make laws anymore,,, you lost. just give up jesus christ. er, holy mother.
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oh this is where the SEX! SEX! SEX! gif is from heheh
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garan if you kill them you’ll have a courtroom full of witnesses and even the most brainwashed of your subjects won’t stand for a straight up massacre 
and if you dont want witnesses you’ll have to kill them all
covering that up’ll be pretty hard. along with the fact that this will only piss off the resistance more
you’re really spiralling here your malevolence 
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oh my god we didnt need that to be voice acted 
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HSHDGDJ
Phoenix: shut UP apollo!!! w-we’re gonna die!!!
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“I cannot lose you to the twilight realm too!”
aren’t you heading there together? ...that is kinda sweet tho.
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alright, enough griping– lets just treat this like a nice big finish. 
this music is weird though i gotta say
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Apollo: time to face death and laugh!
Phoenix: heheh, yeah, heheh– [signalling to the gallery] TAKE CARE OF TRUCY FOR ME
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“Two auspicious creatures dwell within you– a fierce dragon and a virtuous Phoenix.”
im gonna assume the japanese version of the line was “boy ya got double the dragon power up in you”
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your playbook huh phoenix
heheh
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oh shit
logic
i forgot about that
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wow. i love that “the queen literally committed several murders, fraud and basically ruined out country” doesn’t mean anything, but “our queen doesn’t have magic powers” is enough to kick her out on the fucking spot 
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as much as this ending is kinda stupid, i do appreciate the sheer amusement value of backing Garan into an impossible corner 
sjkhdhjshj
and in front of her creepy guards
ur diarrhoea garan indeed!!
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“I want a lawyer!”
[bart voice] the ironing is delicious 
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o man... I'm laugh 
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the collective emotion here is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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hes goNNA THROW DOWN
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oh no she’s gone try
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“HRRRRGGH”
it usually doesn't involve shitting yourself but youre trying 
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garan: [does the Macarena]
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ohhhh yikes
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“It seems... she now believes that she herself is the Holy Mother.”
oh boy. 
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“Whyd she try to kill her sister??”
bro,,,,, it 
never mind. also, Inga was actually going to stage a coup??
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wow this is just misty and morgan on a gargantuan scale isn't it
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OH! THEY MIGHT EXPLAIN THIS
“why did amara even listen to garan in the first place?”
“My mother is a gentle soul who loves her sister. So when Ga’ran told her to hide because Dhurke was out to kill her, she believed it.”
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“What’s more, she did not wish to tarnish the name of her beloved sister...”
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“That is why she acquiesced so obediently to Ga’rans request to keep channeling for her.”
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“Until she fled with Dhurke and was told the truth, that is.”
wh–– 
“But since Rayfa was being held captive... I imagine Amara had no choice but to help cover up the truth behind Inga’s murder.”
THAT DOESN’T ACCOUNT FOR THE TIME BEFORE AND DURING HER PREGNANCY. WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE DOING THEN!?
AMARA.
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“Well, that was a trial for the ages.” You said it, K-judge.
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“Dhurke... I hope you’re watching...” well you retconned people being conscious in the spirit world so no, he isn’t. 
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“Nah, it was all you.”
baw, nick.
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here we go. here’s the phoenix/apollo interaction we’ve always wanted. its just a shame it has to be in this game...
maya: :D PRAISE ME TOO
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phoenix: trucy!? how'd you get here?
trucy: its maaaagic :D
edgeworth: i was nearly arrested at the airport for suspected human trafficking.
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D: RAYFA NO SAD
tbh rayfa is the best character here. 
I'm literally actually smiling with genuine joy as she steps up to the queenly plate. may the Holy Mom bless and keep her.
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“Big B...B...”
BABY
“Buh..?”
“B-B-B... Br...”
SHES TRYING SO HARD
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
(cries)
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“straight through without doing any serious damage”
wow lucky shot
i wonder if this was the same guy who “sniped” the phantom 
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you know... on one hand, I'm glad Apollo’s come into his own. But I also hate that he’s leaving the series this way.
It’s not the fact that Apollo is getting his own office, even in a different country– that’s not half bad. But the way they’ve left everything unfinished, and the way they’ve tossed his character around like a hacky-sack... I just can’t accept this as a “happy” ending for the character.
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wait why is the revolution still being spoken about– isn’t it over, technically..? i mean, they won... the rebuilding part isn’t really a revolution, is it? 
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well anyway. I’m happy for Apollo, but not for Apollo Justice. you know what I mean? 
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“I... I’m sorry guys... Capcom just can’t be bothered with me anymore. I’ll remember you fondly...”
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Klavier, from the Capcom storehouse: he WHAT
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“But someday... I’ll return to the US!”
[squints]
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heh... goodbye, Man Cub. you’re off to the human village. and as for us, it’s back to the jungle.
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“We must never stagnate, but continue to grow and change.”
HA
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phoenix: uh huh!!
god the voice acting... its so bad...
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Dhurke: hello son... I'm a butterfly now!
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oh no you dont– dont you dare play us out on a jazzy version of apollos theme >:T
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HEY I JUST REMEMBERED
NOBODY CHANNELED GOD.
I WANTED TO SEE GOD DAMN IT
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OH
baby Faith. 
Datz: Faith! Grow up to be a horrible guy like me!
Faith: [tiny baby middle finger extends]
good child. he takes after his mum
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haha eat shit dickquill
..also who are you calling “old chum”
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aww pearly you can wear as many city girl outfits as you want ;w;
.......just no slim white dresses
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Sadmad: I know I’m a total fuckwad in court but does she have to call me a silly name :’(
sadmad... youre getting off so, so easy
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oh hey. this game didn’t end with an OBJECTION!
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“Don’t you think it’s about time we told them the truth?”
ohhh you mother fuckers. you absolute asswipes. 
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huh... an after scene??
“Case backlog” jesus
...ohhh here’s the huh huh huh OBJECTION
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“From legal advice to investigating extramarital affaires– even yak milking!”
uhh
DJF ITS FREE
HAHA
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heh. i like it when you can use the mic for that.
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well, it looks like that’s the end. i made it through SOJ. I gotta say, I don’t feel anywhere near as soul crushingly miserable as i thought I would. I’ve got a lot to think about for my final thoughts... guess i’ll get to that tomorrow morning.
anyway– it’s been a pleasure writing all this shit and going through this whole thing with you guys– err, whoever reads these, haha.
I may come off like a dick, but honestly it comes from a place of deep, deep love for a series that's helped me in so many ways. Here’s hoping AA7 will bring us a new, crazy adventure. 
so, i’ll seeya next time. possibly with a much more lighthearted play by play of PL VS AA :)
[deep inhale]
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