#it doesnt kill her or anything it just feels sooooo weird! >_< lmao

[sporesgalaxy]

I made up some facts about them literally just as an excuse to draw them some more god bless

[vitosscaletta]

Juliasam hours

(this is the ask meme by dany that i filled out for Julia & Sam even though he doesn’t have rights ❤)

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

At Salieri’s DUH, in 1929.. Julia did some illegal bootlegging during prohibition cause she had no job and didn’t want to move back in with her parents (she does eventually :/ still continues to do it for fun) so she meets the gang.. through that... idk. She hangs around at the bar like 24/7 when she’s not working because her only friends are a bunch of criminals, the bartender’s daughter and a socialite who hangs around there too

What was their first impression of each other?

Julia is technically used to seeing mafia dudes around her house from time to time since her dad patches them up but she was still a little bit starstruck by it all.. she’s like WOW cool mafia man :) for the first day or two. Sam thought she talked a LOT but she’s cool and funny so. 

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

NO LMAO... they have the same friends but I do not think they really care. They have mafia things to do. Also Olive specifically NOT she knows how Sam is & is like... uhh HELLO have you seen this guy 😒 she’s cool with it later of course. 

Who felt romantic feelings first?

JULIA.... she had a dumb little crush on him since pretty much the beginning 😳 Sam likes her too because like i said she’s sexy and funny but thinks she’s just a friend until they hold hands when he’s bleeding out on her dad’s couch. more on this in the next question

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Omg both. Julia not so much but she thought it was dumb to be daydreaming about some mafia man who kills people for a living and Sam is weird & emotionally repressed and probably hasn’t felt anything like that before (I guess he genuinely liked that one girl he kept seeing that you had to tell to leave town but that was different. not actual love like with miss Julia 😌) so he’s like. time to ignore this :) 

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

omg they don’t believe in that shit.

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

JULIA.... hand holding when he was dying on her dad’s couch/almost saying something sappy was too much so he ignored her for like 2 entire months (not ignore but yk. acting like nothing happened & avoiding talking to her and all that) & she’s just like ..men.. 😒 in the beginning but eventually she says something about it. don’t ask me how it goes I will come up with it later

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

Pepes babey.. before it gets shot up rip the staff there :( no one sucks up to them like they do with don Salieri but its ok 

What was their first kiss like?

Also don’t know the specifics but see the who initiated the relationship question 😏 at the end. it was nice though, uhh softer than she would have expected. They can have TWO corny moments but not more

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

Noooo omg Sam is kind of a hoe (Sarah even calls him a ladykiller at some point like OK...) sooooo you know 🙄 at least before Julia that is. I guess it’s more of a first genuine love kinda thing, on his part at least, on hers just to some degree. She’s not like... inexperienced or anything, her past relationships were just not really that deep :/ 

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

IDK what the height difference is but. Age difference is about 3-4 years, Dany and I said he’s about 35 by the end of the game, she’s 31/32 i forgot :(

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

GODDD Julia’s dad knows him from patching him up/being in her house when Paulie was getting patched up.. he’s ok with it I suppose, she could do better with someone who’s not in the mafia or something but it could be worse. 

Idk if Sam has any family. he doesnt 

Who takes the lead in social situations?

uhh both? depends on the situation

Who gets jealous easier?

Both smh 🙄 Julia seeing him hang out with some girls at the race like 😒 but can’t say anything about it

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

YOU KNOWWW JULIA DID. 

What are their primary love languages?

acts of service >:) and i GUESS physical touch, see hand holding. maybeeee also words of affirmation.. sometimes.. doesn’t happen much because it’s hard but yk

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

not much 🙄 sometimes Julia WILL give him a kiss on the cheek in front of the other guys though and he’s like what are you looking at. mind your own business 😒

What are their favorite things to do together?

HMMM Julia likes to take little walks by the docks at night (also day but night is more fun bc it’s empty) and drags Sam along of course 😌 They can also go to the pictures like in her embarrassing daydreams :) other than that uhhh they also hang out in some corner booth at the bar when they’re not doing something and talk about random stuff lol

Who’s better at comforting the other?

also Julia :// Sam would probably be like damn that sucks. just don’t think about it. 

Who’s more protective?

GODDD SAM... not in a “man protects fragile woman” way he’s just a fucked up mafia dude ❤

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

HMMM probably... physical. I think.

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

MJHJHDJ nothing too sappy but Julia calls him “Chief” LOL.... also “Sammy” in more uhh private moments. idk what he calls her :) Just her name :)) 

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

no wedding :( she lives in his shitty little apartment during the last 1-2 years (ik we don’t know where he lives but i am saying this) but yk :((((((((

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

NONE he dies duhhh but in the AU.. maybe... I don’t think it’d be realistic but I love giving my ocs kids just for fun to see what weird personalities they’d have :) 

Do they have any pets?

nope :/

Who kills the bugs in the house?

Sam.. Julia will attempt to kill it but then it starts moving and she’s like eeeewwwwwwwww this thing is evil >:(

How do they celebrate holidays?

TBHHH i feel like they’d just get themselves invited over at their friends houses & never do anything themselves 🙄 They’d convince Tommy and Sarah to invite the whole gang for Christmas even though they just wanted to celebrate with their daughter & Luigi :(

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

They both have to get up early as fuck... mostly Julia though. just for the 5 minutes she stays in bed too :( Sometimes... he does it too. sometimes :)

[rebeccacatalinas]

Super just curious, 100% not judging, not trying to debate, really just wanna here your thoughts bc RoyAi thoughts are Good Thoughts and I too don’t think Roy and Riza were Best Friends before Ishval was over: how do you see their relationship having developed in canon??? It’s fun to imagine them being Young and Into Each Other but at the same time they were v formal at the funeral and in Ishval sooooo I often wonder how they *fell* in love (that seems too simple a term for them but anyway...).

MUAHAHA im excited to answer this [and i wanna say someday ill write it out, but lets be real, im mostly a oneshot kinda gal]. and ok it got longer than i intended but i have so much fun writing about them:

heres how i see their relationship in canon [obviously theres some of my own headcanons thrown around in here but im trying to keep it mostly analysis]:

as older teens living together - barely acknowledged one another, didn’t speak often, riza was already pretty reclusive thanks to her father’s neglect and roy was focused entirely on his studies so he could finish his apprenticeship as quickly as possible. a few conversations here and there, but considering she still refers to him as “mr. mustang” i dont think they ever became friends or spend any alone time together outside of a few meals.

tattoo reveal - i dont think there was a big jump in their relationship, it was mostly awkward and full of uncomfortable promises and roy realizing he shouldve noticed her sooner [maybe he couldve stopped this tattoo from happening? roy would definitely blame himself for something like this when he has nothing to do with it lol]. riza trusts him because of his inspiring words + her grief/confusion towards her fathers death [cuz it was probably a weird combo of grief and relief and that made her latch onto roy’s words about ‘saving everyone’ even more]

in ishval - after finding out about each other being in ishval, riza felt betrayed and angry and roy felt even guiltier and dirtier than he already had. and they have a couple of uncomfortable bonding moments ‘cause roy feels responsible for her being out there [tho riza didnt join the military for him, it WAS his words that inspired her to enlist]. i dont think they had the opportunity to spend much time together in ishval, tho riza was one of three amestrian women to appear in the ENTIRE ishval volume so i think hed be constantly worried about her [for good reason].

back burning - [this is the most complicated time for me to think about LMAO ive read like 600 fics and thought about every possible version i can for this…scene. and nothing feels completely right. i just wanna know the details of what they did, arakawa. i gotta KNOW.] i imagine it was an intensely emotional situation, guilt heightened by their recent ptsd and the way roy talked about how familiar he is with burning flesh and to what degree he can harm someone…he tried to look at it objectively and pretend not to be fucked up by the situation, and im sure he could just combine burning riza with all the other people he’d burned and let it pile onto his guilt. so theres still no love, just guilt and responsibility and pain. likewise for riza, she feels lots of guilt and responsibility and pain. LOTS of pain. i think during this time/afterwards is when roy shares his ambitions with her and his desire to change things in the military and she can fully understand how much he wishes he could undo what he did.

“be my assistant” - sttiiilllll, i dont see any love in this decision. its all based on responsibility and guilt which is the core of their bond which is so sad and fucked up. he wants to give her the opportunity to take back what he took from her, in a sense. to fix what he broke. tho there wasnt anything romantic behind it necessarily [tho i imagine by this point in their lives, grumman and hughes and christmas have already started shipping them lmao], making her his assistant and giving her permission to kill him was tying their fates together forever and they were both totally aware of that and, like, its INTENSE. its like a marriage proposal but worse and more dramatic.

love???? - so when/how did they fall in love??? id say…..very gradually over the course of their time working together. lots of late nights and close encounters and accidental touching and comments from friends and family combined with a lack of legitimate dating and the fact that they planned on working together for as long as possible…i love the idea of roy having a flick switch in his brain one day and he realizes hes been in love with her for a long time, whereas riza’s admiration for him just grows to the point where her heart feels full when theyre together and maybe she doesnt immediately realize that its love [i dont see riza as someone who spent a lot of time thinking about romance] so its fun to imagine that she really just didnt realize what she was feeling. BUT I DIGRESS, thats all headcanon, i just see it being a nice slow burn between “id like to make you my assistant” and when they first appeared in the manga. a beautiful slow burn that ive read hundreds of fics for and they all get my heart flutterin’

so this turned into a much longer thing than i realized. i stand by everything here as headcanon but i feel pretty strongly about most of it, i llloooovveee roy and riza’s relationship so much lmao.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 13.10.17 lb

ok i’m actually incapable of watching this godforsaken show without constantly scream-typing every thought that passes through my head, so here we are.

omfg what is this ajeeb chandni bar type lighting?? 😟😟😟

i love how shivaay’s been missing for a whole 24 hours and no one even bothered to ask him where he was. like it’s so routine now that no one even gives a fuck anymore. he eventually comes back. he ALWAYS comes back. (unfortunately.)

this whole fucking memorial plan was hella dumb in the first place.

LMAO WHUT SHUKLA IS IN A COMA???? HOW?????? matlab kuchhhh bhi????

lol godddd these fuckers are gonna get caught coz they never stop fighting.

OMFG SHIVAAY YOU IDIOT HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THE MIRRORS ARE IN YOUR OWNNNNN HOUSE 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

lololololol shaatir singh oberoi gonna get fucked over by uncle TEZZZZZ singh oberoi.

like, i can’t believe that shivaay/anika are thinking that the sr. oberois are incapable of doing such things. once again may i remind you ppl, pinky GOT HER OWN SON KIDNAPPED/ALMOST KILLED AND JUST GENERALLY FUCKED HIM OVER COZ SHE WASNT GETTING HIS ATTENTION. tej tried to SET FIRE TO HIS WIFE IN THE LIVING ROOM AND GET HIS SON EATEN BY A CROCODILE SO HE COULD MARRY HIS SIDE CHICK. whyyyyyyyy do you think they’re not capable of setting a mill on fire for insurance money???? this actually is very lowwwww level kameenapan compared to the shit they’ve already done???? 😒😒😒

god shivaay you’re a fucking idiot.

anikaaaaa has had enouuuuugh of this bullllllllllshit. no one is letting her fucking enjoy her honeymoon period! she should be doted on and fussed over and getting orgasms on the daily; not having to deal with this garbage! 😤😤😤😤

ok fuck you shivaay. maybe if you bothered LISTENING to her when she talked then you’d understand the issue. god i hate men.

WHAT THE FUCK HES NOT EVEN TELLING HER WHERE HES GOING????? OMG FUCKING LEAVE HIS ASS ANIKA. TAKE TANYA AND RUN AWAY. MY GOD THESE OBEROI MEN ARE THE FUCKING WORST HUSBANDS IN THE UNIVERSE.

lol of course she’s gonna follow you. why are you even bothering to say that?!!? do you not know your wife at all?

like even if she wasn’t thinking of it, you’ve put the idea in her head now.

ok on one hand i’m like anika, why??? he’s clearly got something else on his mind. also he doesn’t deserve this seduction routine with how rude he’s being. on the other OMG WHAT KINDA PATTHAR DIL SANAM ARE YOU SHIVAAY????? she’s so stinking cute and she’s trying to loveeeee you and my goddddd why aren’t you responding even a littleeeeee? you’re the fucking worst omg.

anika should have married that kinda-psycho-but-overall-cute che footiya vikram when she had the chance. he’s an orphan too, so uske yeh roz roz ke family waale siyaape bhi nahi hote. 😕😕😕

ouff why do these two have to bring dadi in between all their private marriage waale issues???? you two are so fucking immature. 😒😒😒

omfg anika stop playing him retro songs and just tell him to fuckkkkk offfff already; you didn’t even do anything wrong here?!?!!

god what even am i watching; just gimme my rikara. i want to see my sweetu sardarKara. 👳🏽‍♀️👳🏽‍♀️👳🏽‍♀️👳🏽‍♀️

ugh fucking fuckkkkkk rudra i don’t wanna waste my time on this garbage.

mwahaha bhavya calling rudra out on trying to ape SSO. 🙃🙃🙃

daaaadi chaante toh bachpan mein lagaane the isko. 😒😒😒

wait, the fashion wing is an official oberoi thing? and they trusted rudra with it. wow.

bitchh what did you do for that land deal??? abhay did everything. 🙄🙄🙄

ouffff i wanted to see abhay’s abs.

OK THIS FUCKER IS JUST ASKING FOR IT WITH THE WAY HE’S TREATING MY GIRL TANYA. GIRL, TIME TO GHUSAOFY THAT KHANJAR YOU FOUND IN THE DRAWER. OR CALL IN THE EXPERT: QUEEN SVETLANA. 😈😈😈

god i’m feeling the shivika/abhya (tanAy?) parallels and all but god i just want my girls to leave these assholes already. all oberoi men are unworthy of their women and their love. ALL OF THEM.

what the fuck are these looks abhay gives every time she mentions love??? does he not love her??? why did he marry her then? 🤔🤔🤔

god abhay, you manipulative piece of shit. ugh why is your face so goddamn attractive that i can’t hate youuuuu. 😭😭😭😭😭 (the same genes that shivKara have. ouff. jeena haraam kar rakha hai in kambakht mardon ne.)

lmao what these ppl are really going to goa???? i thought that was to mislead shivaay!!!

hahahahaha shivaay’s seen ipkknd and knows that wife can smuggle herself (and pakore) in via the boot. 😂😂😂

lmaooooo of course dadi is in on this.

god tanya, you’re the worst at this.

why the fuck does GAURI have to pay for richa’s shaadi????

how the fuck is this all INCLUDING gehne only coming up to 40k??? like gehne alone should hella expensive???? 😐😐😐

oooooooh she called him omkara!

ok girl have you ever considered if everything is SO similar (down to the earring he’s wearing!), it might be him???? just a… suggestion. 😬😬😬

she’s basing her conclusion that this isn’t omkara purely on the fact that dilpreet’s shaayari is so fucking horrible. amaze.

oh. richa’s been a good friend. chalo theek hai phir.

chirraiya be like bitch you don’t know me. i mastered a whole language in one week flat. i brought down kali thakur, svetlana, and buamaa oberoi single handedly. i did dangal and pachadofied a trained pehelwan. i have shivaay singh oberoi wrapped around my little finger. mereko underestimate na kariyo. 😒😒😒

god i love this girl so much. she’s so amazing. this whole show and everyone in it is so unworthy of her.

look at him watch her gooooo. he’s soooo falling in love with her. eeeeeee. 😚😚😚

lmao why is he always hungryyyyy, yeh anika ka bhai hai kya???

ok abhay really hates tanya. and i hate him for hating tanya. my poor girl.

abhay can you just take your shirt off while you do this nonsense evil monologue (complete with cliche evil laugh) of yours??? give a girl something to work with here. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

oufffff this fucking maaaaaaa is so annoying. can she just die????

this woman doesn’t even look remotely sick.

WHY CANT THIS USELESS MAAAAAAAA GIVE HIM THE FOOD????

um gauri, don’t touch his stuff. it’s weird.

ooooooh noooooo the cardddddddd. 😬😬😬

oh thank god

MERA KAMRA TOH AAP….

pffffft typical spoilt brown dude. ugh.

oh ho, can’t eat till gauri’s eaten, what a patnivrata boy. ☺️☺️☺️

LMAO THE WAY HE STARTLED HER

god he’s so annoying. cute but annoying. talks tooooo much.

hmph. achchi biwis are wasted on you men. fuck you allllll.

ok why this fucking song. lordddddd it sooooo doesn’t go with the scene.

him sneaking lovestruck looks at her though. oufffffff omki, just let me haaaaate you yaaar. 😩😩😩😩

OK THIS DEVI KI CHUNNI THING AND THIS SONG TOTALLY DOESNT GO TOGETHER. WYD SONG DEPT????

his little kaan pakad-ing thing is cute tho. 😊😊😊

ok the hand grabbing is a litttle inappropriate bro. keep distance. horn ok please. 😑😑😑

ummmmm ok wtf is this sundari bua and don waala garbage??? i literally do not give a single fuck about this nonsense rn. fwding.

errrrrrr ok?!?? i find it realllly hard to believe that gauri would fall asleep on some rando dude she doesn’t even know like that. matlab awaiiii ka romance ghusaane ke liye kuch bhi???? 🤔🤔🤔

don’t touch her!!!! you suck and are not worthy!!!! (yet.)

yup. gauri has all the GHORRR PAAAAAAAAAP 😱😱😱😱😱 waale feels

wow, gauri toh ab shankarji se bhi maafi english mein maangti hai. too much.

um girl you don’t know he’s an achcha insaan??? you literally know nothing about him.

like i love dilpreet. i do. with all my heart. but this is suchhhhhhh a ridiculous fucking plot. honestly. i mean… i know i should suspend all belief but DUDE. HADH HAI. HE EVEN HAS THE EXACT SAME FUCKING TATTOO ON HIS WRIST. HE HASNT EVEN BOTHERED COVERING THAT UP!!!!!!! LIKE WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT???? COME ON GAURI. AANKHEIN HAI YA BUTTON???????? 😒😒😒😒😒😒

pfffft sheher chota ho ya bada, rehnewaalon ki soch kahin bhi rehkar choti ho sakti hai.

um then why have you let some random guy you don’t even know live in your house???

LMAO BHAIIIIIIIII KI TARAH 😂😂😂

snort. hubs is having a srs panic attack at being termed bhai. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

precap: guess we’re all going to goa then. 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[saintkimora]

here is how my encounter with danny went!

so on friday i started talking to danny on grindr. we both didnt have work and were just laying around in our houses so i decided to take initiative for once and asked if he wanted to hang out. he doesnt have a car so i decided to pick him up and bring him to my house. my mom was talking to my neighbor when i left so i hoped that when i got back she would have already left w my brother to visit my dad in the hospital but 20 minutes later i got back w danny and she was still out there talking!

so anyways i went inside w danny and we were sitting on my bed bc my brother was in the basement and we were just talking and stuff and he was being kinda weird like i was like “so do you wanna like cuddle or something?” and he was like “no...” LMAO but yeah then his bff gloria facetimed him so they were talking and his personality is sooooooo cute omg i was getting so happy just watching him talk to her

then after my mom and brother left we went into my basement and i asked if he wanted to play videogames or something and he was like no lets just watch tv. so we were doing that and he got cold so i gave him a blanket and he put the blanket over me as well and then he slowly started to cuddle w me so i was like !!! and he told me he was uncomfortable doing it before since my mom was right outside talking so that explains it i guess

so we were cuddling and he kept on like turning his head to look at me and kinda leaning in like he wanted to kiss me but i didnt lol bc i wasnt completely sure and didnt want to like misinterpret what he was doing bc that wouldve been awkward

but eventually i did kiss him and....OMG he literally had the softest lips i have EVER kissed in my life like they were sooooo soft! it was really nice and he had a nice thick tongue too and he was a very aggressive kisser. so it wasnt that comfortable on my couch so i was like since everyone is gone do you wanna go back up to my room? and he was like yeah

so we went up to my room and got under the covers and kept cuddling and kissing. and his body was pretty nice like he had REALLY nice nipples and he had a cute belly too. his hair had gel in it so i couldnt really play with it like i wanted to. also his teeth were SO nice omg like i forced him to smile to see them better and they were so cute! they werent completely like straight but they were somewhat crooked in a cute way. and his smile was sooooooo cute too and he had really nice strong eyebrows and nice scruff and he had a little bit of fat under his chin too which i love but he didnt have that much of it unfortunately but he did have a nice squishy face and he had a cute accent

we didnt really do anything too sexual like he was thrusting against me at some point but we never got past our underwear and i didnt even see his dick! we did some touching and rubbing too but that was it

he also went through his instagram and his camera roll just showing me a bunch of pictures from different things and it was really cute i liked hearing him tell me all about his life

and yeah we just cuddled a lot and he was like starting to fall asleep it was so cute and like he was the big spoon and he was like breathing through his nose and i kept feeling the air hit my shoulder every 2 seconds and it was nice. i was getting sleepy too but we couldnt both fall asleep bc then my mom and brother mightve come home when we were sleeping and that wouldve been awkward if they walked in on us lol 

so then at the end i drove him back home. overall the whole thing only lasted for a few hours. the only part that kinda made me :/ was when i dropped him off. i was parked at the corner of his house and there was no one around so he was about to get out of the car and i was like “can i have one more kiss?” and he was like “no, sorry im not out” like damn...he already told me he wasnt out to his family but like his family wasnt around, it wouldnt have killed him to just give me one quick kiss

so yeah. it was nice but idk if we’ll ever be in a relationship together. like if he cant be comfortable at my house when my family is home and if hes gonna be (rightfully) uncomfortable doing things in his house at the risk of his family finding us and he doesnt wanna do anything in public idk how its gonna work. but he seems nice and he texted me a few hours afterwards to tell me how much he enjoyed it so i will prob keep hanging out with him. also hes going on a month long vacation around the same time as i am this summer so it all works out bc that way neither of us will be laying around bored missing the other